MEETING RECAP 

Saturday, September 3, 2022
By: Gregory J. Rediske
Punishing Puns!

THE LAKEWOOD KEY


A physician, an engineer, and a lawyer were discussing which of their respective professions was the oldest.
The physician said: “Remember that, on the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making Him/Her the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied: “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus Her/Him was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is older than medicine.”
Then, the lawyer spoke up: “Yes, but who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
 

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