The End is Near!
Jason’s (almost) Last Stand
It’s almost July 1st, the time of the year when a spanking brand-new Rotary year begins. Out with the old and in with the new. But there is a downside. We at the Lakewood Key, aka the Lakewood Rotary Bulletin, are dismayed at the thought of losing Jason as our comic foil. Oh, the fun we have had recounting the deficiencies of Whalen life! Like the time he interviewed for a job at the prison near Gonzaga as an undergrad. When asked what he’d do to keep control of the inmates, he replied, “Simple. If they don’t behave, out they go!” And of course, there’s the story Jason told concerning when he met Gael. Jason had invited her over to his house but had to make a small repair. So he said to Gael, “Please bring me a screwdriver.” Gael answered, “Which one: Phillips, flathead, or vodka.” That’s when Jason knew she was The One.
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