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MEETING RECAP 

Puffins and Rafts and Circuses, Oh My! (Or When By-Laws Attack)

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Saturday, December 7, 2024

Ring my Be-eee-eell! Ring my Bell!

Prior to President Carl ringing in our first meeting of December, those who weren’t overly distracted by their chicken and mushroom soup were treated to the dulcet tones of none other than Joe “The Iron Fog” Quinn as he serenaded us all briefly with a few lines of “Silver Bells.” Turns out Mr. Quinn knows his way around the weight room AND a microphone. But we saw now evidence of how strong his “air guitar” game is so maybe we can get him singing “Born to be Wild” next week.

President Carl rang the bell at 12:30 sharp and the December 6 meeting was off and running. Clint Johnson did the invocation reminding us of the approaching holiday season and to keep our hearts open to those “lost or hurting.”

Jim Bisceglia led the flag salute. We saluted the flag.
 

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Amazonians Among Us

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, November 24, 2024

Ah, fellow Rotarians. We are in the season of gratitude and I for one am grateful for the fine folks of Lakewood Rotary who are among the most likely members of our community to sport a “SERVICE ABOVE SELF” tattoo, (but probably inked in a discrete spot where it is unlikely to offend the neighbors—with the exception of Greg Horn who I am pretty sure was voted “Most Likely to Water Ski in His Birthday Suit.”)

Publisher’s note: I have. I ran a perfect pass at 34 mph on the slalom course at Ski Park - A LONG TIME AGO.

If you weren’t in attendance at Friday’s meeting, you missed a good one. President Carl called us all to attention with the help of Tom George’s grandson, Easton who swung the gavel with authority as the bell brought everyone to their feet.

Barlow Buescher invocated quite beautifully remind us that Thanksgiving is next week and to be grateful for those who laid the foundation for our own success and well-being as well as imploring us all to do our part to plant the seeds for those who will follow us to create a just and loving society. Can I get an “Amen??”
 

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Know Your Rotarians!

By Sunday, November 17, 2024

Know Your Rotarians.
J Q

There will be a test at the end of this bulletin, to see how well you know your fellow Lakewood Rotarians.  In an effort to get all of you to introduce yourself to any LR you do not know (maybe because they are a brand-new Puffin), in this bulletin all members are referred to by their initials only. At the end there is a brief quiz, in which the full names are revealed, so you can test yourself and give yourself a passing or failing grade.  Good luck.
 

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Paul Harris Awards on a Roll

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, November 10, 2024

As you read this report about Friday’s Rotary happenings, the important thing to remember is that I probably have forgotten something. And as I cannot read my own notes most of the time, there will be little help there. Just know that I mean well….

On time, President Carl was. I think. It was certainly close. Bud Montgomery greeted us all and received Paul Harris money (successfully: $716), Linda Disney sold tickets for $2.00, and everyone lost except for Joel Vranna, and Stephanie Wilcox handed out Christmas Dinner invites. Paula Olson invoked us, while Donn Irwin led the Pledge. Walt Richardson took the lovely pictures herein, which hopefully takes your mind of the inept prose. Rob Erb, James Osundwa, Terry Roarke and Wynn Hoffman did the tough stuff: set up early, take down late. Thank you!

Guests: Connie Coleman-Lacadie introduced Chad Smith, Army retiree and now working for the  veterans’ organization called Katie’s Way Plus.
 

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The Race is On

By Sunday, November 3, 2024

The Race is On
Donnn Irwin
Hopefully everyone is over the Halloween crazy stuff now. Sugar highs have been conquered and we can all get back to concentrating on the really crazy stuff known as our Presidential Election Cycle……ah me……I need an adult beverage.
The Dodgers are the new reigning World Baseball Champions and what seems to be the never-ending baseball season, has come to a close – this time before November!
President Carl Bronkema (PCB) rang the meeting into existence. Phyllis Stone invocated us and Connie Coleman-Lacadie led us in the pledge. Dick Farrell was all over the Paul Harris desk where he took in $856 for the fund. Wonderful stuff ladies and gentlemen, wonderful stuff!! Gary Barton sold raffle tickets and was the Sargeant-at-Arms.
 

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62nd Operations Group at McChord

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, October 27, 2024

In a frightening turn of events, Pres. Carl was absent from the podium at this Friday meeting before the most important holiday of the year – Halloween, the day when the ghosts of the dead return to earth. But luckily, Lakewood Rotary had PP Jim Rooks to save us from potential ghoulish goblins that could replace Carl. He called us to order at the right time.

Then he called on Eric Warn for the invocation and Peter Marsh for the Pledge of Allegiance. Contributing to the success of the meeting, Dick Ferrell took contributions to the Paul Harris Foundation and Debbie McVicker served as Sargent-at-Arms and womaned the $2.00 table. Rob Erb led the Dream Team of the set-up crew.

Bob Zawilski took photos, and Paula Olson took notes. (I wouldn’t call what Paula did was taking notes. A first-grader would be proud of her squiggly lines. She had taken a bunch of narcotic pain meds to deal with a painful eye condition and was in Lala land at the meeting. She hoped that mainlining protein by way of roast beef would help. It didn’t.) Three Puffins were present and acknowledged.

 

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The Program that Stumped Rotarians

Sunday, October 20, 2024

The Program that Stumped Rotarians
John Magnuson
The Weather Today

The leaves turned yellow along I-90
A little late this year.
Summer lasted longer and more kindly,
The skies more shiny and more clear.

The Norwegian Farmer’s Almanac says we’ll pay the price
With snow and some deep freezes, some folks swear, by Jesus,
Since 1818 it’s only been wrong twice.

Ole

Norwegian Primstav

 

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It's Peanuts and G Nuts!

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, October 13, 2024

The roaring sounds of LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE started in the dining room announcing the beginning of the October 11th meeting of the Rotary Club of Lakewood. President Carl Bronkema rang the meeting to order. Yorleny Clapper lead the Rotary Moment reading some poems about silence in honor of those experiencing grief. Tom George led the pledge.

President Bronkema thanked James Guerrero at the Paul Harris Desk, Barlow Buescher at the raffle and acting as Sargent at Arms. Set up team was recognized—cheers to Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, James Osundwa and Rob Erb.

Puffns were recognized and a lot were in attendance but there was no stuffed Puffin among them. The puffin or puffins as there are two or three in rotation appear to have disappeared.  Soon an investigation will be started! President Carl called up puffin Kamarie Wilson to receive her blue badge.
 

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Photography 2.0

By Sunday, October 6, 2024

Photography 2.0
Donn Irwin
It all began as it should (well maybe with the exception of the “let’s get ready to RUMBLE music as the current President’s “walk up” music requests) …...the bell rang at 12:30PM and Chris Kimball did the invocation followed by the esteemed Mark Blanchard leading us in the Pledge.
Dateline October 4, 1535 - the first complete English Bible came off the press.

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Let’s Play Lakewood Rotary Squares!

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, September 29, 2024

Let’s Play Lakewood Rotary Squares!

Last week, Lakewood Key writer and publisher, Paula Olson, mentioned that President Carl “kept the Zoomers in their squares.” So that got me to thinking…. what if Carl abandoned the normal Friday procedure, and ran the meeting with the Zoomers? It would be like Hollywood Squares, with the stars in their little square cubicles. Instead of host Peter Marshall asking questions of Paul Lynde, George Gobel, Charley Weaver, and Rose Marie, it might go something like this:

President Carl: John Magnuson, do female frogs croak?
John: If you hold their little heads under water long enough they will.

President Carl: Ralph Johnson, if you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
Ralph: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

President Carl: Carole Wier, according to Anne Landers, there are two things you should never do in bed. What are they?
Carole: Point and laugh.
 

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Help for Military Families

By Sunday, September 22, 2024

Help for Military Families

Paula T. Olson

            Well, you could tell it was another Friday in Lakewood with the booming music, followed by a bell ring and a whistle that heralded another Rotary meeting with President Carl at the helm. Clint Johnson gave an ode to Fall in his invocation and Greg Horn did a masterful job of leading us in the Pledge to the Flag. Chuck Hellar manned the Paul Harris desk collecting a whopping $546, Mark Edgecomb served as Sergeant at Arms, and the IT Dream Team kept the Zoomers in their squares and the internet buzzing.  Walt Richardson took pictures, Paula Olson took notes and the meeting went off without a hitch.
 

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Interim Lakewood Library is Open!

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, September 15, 2024

Right on the dot of 12:30, President Carl rang the bell, blew the whistle as the music (?...he seems to think that is real music) blared from the speaker near me.

His Honor welcomed the Rotarians, Friends of Rotarians…and those who would like to become Rotarians! Philip Lindholm provided us with “a Rotary Moment”, followed by James Oswunda who led us in the pledge to our flag.

Connie Coleman-Lacadie was man-ing (woman-ing) the Paul Harris desk and Linda Disney was noted as the Sgt. at Arms, gathering our coins at the $2.00 table. We left the check-in table to find a seat, with high hopes of winning the pot. Or at least the white chip.
 

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Reeder Roadster Romp Report - Special Edition

By Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Reeder Roadster Romp Report - Special edition
Paula Olson
            I’m reporting from the reservations line (not to be confused with the standby line) of the Port Townsend Ferry dock on the annual Reeder Roadster Romp to Whidbey Island. Thanks to Phil and Judy Eng with indispensable help from Bonnie Magnuson (okay, hubby John helped a little), it was a great success for about 30 participants.
 

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Love is in the Air!

By Sunday, September 8, 2024

Love is in the Air!

By Joe Quinn

Following his strict agenda, President Carl Bronkema (PCB, like the dreaded pollutant), turned on his “Prelude Music” at 12:27.  At 12:30, give or take, PCB rang the bell, blew the whistle and did whatever else was necessary to get Lakewood Rotarians to be quiet, so he could start the meeting.   He welcomed all Rotarians, Friends of Rotarians, and those “who would like to become Rotarians.”
 

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Love is in the Air!

By Sunday, September 8, 2024

Love is in the Air!

By Joe Quinn

Following his strict agenda, President Carl Bronkema (PCB, like the dreaded pollutant), turned on his “Prelude Music” at 12:27.  At 12:30, give or take, PCB rang the bell, blew the whistle and did whatever else was necessary to get Lakewood Rotarians to be quiet, so he could start the meeting.   He welcomed all Rotarians, Friends of Rotarians, and those “who would like to become Rotarians.”

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A Toast to Ralph

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, September 1, 2024

I should have known something was amiss when Tom George greeted me at the sign in desk dressed a little more formally. A nice blue tie adorned his pressed button up shirt. He also seemed a bit more harried than usual. I soon learned with the rest of the meeting attendees that Tom was our President for the day.

President Elect Tom George rang the bell to start the meeting. Paula Olson shared a Rotary moment by honoring Labor Day and those who are in dangerous jobs. Tom called up Ralph Lockhart to do his rendition of the Toast to the Flag. Ralph has been performing that for many years. He’ll soon be moving to Arizona full time, so it was nice to start the meeting off with his fun Flag tradition. Thanks for your 40 years of Rotary service, Kerosene! (Kerosene is Ralph Lockhart’s nickname.)

Tom George acknowledged Chuck Hellar at the Paul Harris desk, Leon Titus at the Raffle table and the set-up crew of Rob Erb, James Osundwa, Wynn Hoffman and Tom George. Tom giggled as he thanked himself, he seemed almost surprised he was on the set up crew. He announced me, Gayle Selden, as the bulletin writer who is firmly set in taking a first-person approach to this bulletin. And our photographer, Walt Richardson who always takes care to catch the best angles.

Leon Titus introduced visiting Rotarian, Andrea Suarez, from University District Sunrise (Seattle). Andrea founded the We Love Seattle program that works with homeless issues. She was recently named Rotarian of the Year of her district, District 5030. She was a guest of Angela Connelly who always provides the best introductions.
 

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Relevance

Sunday, August 25, 2024

Relevance
John Magnuson
If you are new to Lakewood Rotary there is a chance we have not met, yet. “We” as in Zoomers. As such, “We” may make references to stuff you haven’t been introduced to yet. For example: The Greenleaf, The Easter Pancake Breakfast, The Wild Game Dinner, etc. As this week’s bulletin writer, I will tell you a reference to the “weekly bulletin” is inaccurate because the bulletin, or bull, is actually “The Key.”  Neither here nor there in importance, other than you have much to learn, Grasshopper (Puffin.) You probably already know one of Rotary’s tasks is the worldwide elimination of Polio. Another, for 20 years, is the Rotary Peace Fellowship program.
 

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How to Keep Your Brain Normal as You Age

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, August 18, 2024

Fairly newly minted President Carl Bronkema (PCB) started the meeting off at precisely 12:30PM after the collective was subject to some unintelligible musical soundtrack. The esteemed Eric Warn gave us a “moment” and Jim Bisceglia led us in the pledge.

The Players making it all happen for us:

Dick Ferrell at the Paul Harris table and the unstoppable Chuck Hellar at the raffle desk/doubling as Sgt at Arms.

On this date in 1501 – Michelangelo was awarded a contract to create a statue of David.
Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke and James Osundwa set us up and kept us going. (Their leader, one Rob Erb, was doing family duty in another state south of here…. perhaps PCB could get a Greenleaf out of him at next week’s meeting, just sayin’).
 

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Just Venmo Me . . .

By Sunday, August 11, 2024

Just Venmo Me…
Steve Saalfeld
Though August 9, 2024 marked the 50th anniversary of Gerald Ford taking the reins after President Richard Nixon resigned in disgrace, I’m here to assure you that President Carl Bronkema is not a crook.
At 12:30pm, President Carl Bronkema called the weekly gathering of Lakewood Rotarians to order. Chris pinch hit for Shiru with the invocation and Gary Fulton saluted the flag.
 

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Did you know………

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, August 4, 2024

Did you know………
…..that Don Daniels has been a Rotary president twice?!? Fife Rotary (‘90-‘91) and Lakewood Rotary (‘17-‘18). So you’d think he’d have had the whole thing down by now, but…..it took him until 12:31 to start the meeting!! That was probably because the Club Secretary was harassing him for not inducting the two scheduled new members, making some lame excuse that it was the “honor of the actual President”. The fact that Don managed to survive the clearly overbearing Secretary’s diatribe was quite impressive, actually. We need a new secretary…

Did you know….that the only three generation Lakewood Rotary family is the Seldens:  Ed Selden, Rick Selden and Gayle Selden.

The Players:
Steve Enquist, Paul Harris Desk ($1618 collected….possibly a best ever)
Debbie McVicker, ticket sales/Sgt at Arms
Set up, Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman
Invocation/Thought: Tom George
Pledge, Joe Quinn
Photos, Joe Quinn
 

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Flexible Rotarians!

By Sunday, July 28, 2024

Flexible Rotarians!

By Joe Quinn

Because there was a slight mixup, most of us did not know until July 25th that the Tacoma Country and Golf Club was unable to accommodate us today.  But about 40 or more Lakewood Rotarians showed up anyway at the Pavilion at Fort Steilacoom Park, to hold our weekly meeting.  This proves how flexible Rotarians are!   Our new President, Carl Bronkema, bravely stepped up and took all the blame for the late notice.  He even fined himself.
 

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We Heard the R.O.A.R. Today

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, July 21, 2024

Not sure about this “Prelude Music”…in fact, I’d hardly call it “music”…just noise. Was it President Carl who made this selection? He surely has a “deaf ear, or two”. But, he was timely with calling us to order. He asked Yorleny Clapper to give the invocation, and that she did, as we bowed our heads and listened to her beautiful words. Rob Erb then lead us in the pledge to our flag.

The president listed the names of those who made this meeting possible. At the Paul Harris desk was Bud Montgomery and Gary Barton filled the shoes of Sgt. at Arms. The Dream Team: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa, and Rob Erb were thanked for the work they so diligently do each and every week. President Carl then welcomed the Puffins who stood proudly. Not to be forgotten, Walt Richardson, with his trusty camera, was photographer-of-the- day and ‘yours truly’ was honored to be the scribe, even though the prez hasn’t figured out how to spell my name!
 

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Celebrity Visit by Amy Clancy

By Sunday, July 14, 2024

Celebrity Visit by Amy Clancy

Paula T. Olson

            And we’re off!! A disembodied voice was heard over the crowded room, “Is this Carl’s first meeting?” And the answer was yes, Carole, it is! President Carl Bronkema’s first meeting of his tenure as President of Lakewood Rotary Club. He chose this drum beat song that was most certainly not “We are Family” and that belted out, signaling the time to stand. The zoomers continued to talk amongst themselves until finally, they got the message.

 

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The Rotary Meeting That Wasn't

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Thursday, July 11, 2024

Our July 5 meeting was not held because it was the day after July 4, and it probably would not have been well attended.  Everyone got to enjoy a four-day weekend and take a quick break from the world of Lakewood Rotary.

For those of you addicted to receiving your weekly bulletin and are feeling left out, this bulletin is for you.

Recently we celebrated the life of one of our great members, Gordy Quick.  Gordy, along with his lovely wife Juanita, truly stood out from the average Rotarian, if there is such a thing as average Rotarian.  (Statistacally, half of all Rotaians are below average and half are above average, but I'm not being paid to reach a math class, so I'll move on.

With all the things we do for others in this world, we undoubtedly leave a mark on some.  Gordy and Juanita left a much larger mark than most.
 

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The Year is Gone

Monday, July 1, 2024

The Year is gone
When one asks
“How quickly is it that the year so goes?”
One need only know,
The days same number that the scented rose does grow.
Ole
aka John Magnuson
Presidentus Terminus
And so, President Mary’s term ends. Alas, so soon?  Wait! Did we get our money’s worth? How many new members? 16, maybe more? A strong board of directors with fulfilled work. Director Barlow Buescher related that all his subcommittees spent every allocated dime! It doesn’t get better than that. A slate of officers stepping in without a hitch – trained, uniformed, drill team, polished, deployable, all their shots, fresh batteries – hut, twoop, threep, fourp!
 

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If I had a nickel…

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Monday, June 24, 2024

I write to you on a beautiful June day from the tree house in my backyard, because, well wouldn’t you be writing from your tree house in your backyard if you had such a thing?
It is possible that these things really happened at this week’s meeting:
Ring, ring went the dinner bell and a roomful of  Rotarians roused themselves from their chairs. Today marks the penultimate meeting presided over by President Mary Horn. In one week’s time she’ll pass the gavel to Carl Bronkema. We will fondly remember this year as one of good humor and civility as we lament the scandalous pun-a-minute, coconut-bra-wearing days of former President-Mayor Whalen.
 

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By Laws and State of the Club Part 1

By Sunday, June 16, 2024

By-Laws and State of the Club Part I

Donnn Irwin

It all started with one ringy dingy from President Mary’s (PM) bell and we were off to the proverbial races - or, the meeting began – whichever way you want to state the obvious.
And this way also signals PM’s third to the last meeting (pause here for applause).

Incoming Prez Carl Bronkema orchestrated the Pledge and the tie wearing Clint Johnson invocated. Mr. Johnson gave a special emphasis to recognizing our country’s flag because, after all, it was Flag Day. Nice job, Clint.
 

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Mary Horn Counts Them Down

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Monday, June 10, 2024

After this meeting…..only three left for lame duck President Mary Horn. If you thought she was crying at the meeting because she’s almost done, not so: she was near tears only because she’s recovering from food poisoning. What a stalwart! Toughing it out!!

Prior to the clang of the bell, Scott Buser took Paul Harris money, Leon Titus sold raffle tickets by the dozen ($1,398 pot, two chips left), Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, and tech wizard James Osundwa did set up. And then came “We Are Family” for a couple brief moments before the hammering of the bell and Mark Herr’s pledge to the flag followed by Shiru Osundwa’s thought for the day (beautifully said).

As we progressed, Walt Richardson took pictures. Zooming were: Carole Wier, Ralph Johnson, Kamarie Wilson, Philip Lindholm, Rick Selden, Mark Blanchard, John Magnuson and Rachel Mazoff. Bill Potter (AG) and Tony Camoroda (DG-elect almost) were in the house. Troy Wilcox introduced Norwegian exchange student Amelia (she goes home Tuesday!) and Kendra introduced friend Eric Sweigart.

 

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Teacher Appreciation Day

By Sunday, June 2, 2024

TEACHER APPRECIATION DAY

THE LAKEWOOD KEY for May 31, 2024

By Joe Quinn

Because today was a day to feature our Educators of the Year at Lakewood Rotary, the scribe decided to make this bulletin all about education.  We will try to use a whole lot of unusual words, to send our devoted readers (both of them) running to Roget’s Thesaurus, to find out what the heck we are trying to say.  Last week, one of the editors failed to notice that the scribe made a slight error, by typing “horseless” when the word intended was “homeless.”  Actually, we noticed a few more grammatical or typographical errors, but only one Rotarian name was butchered.  Therefore, the scribe today has included at least five errors to test  (remember, today is all about education) the editor to see if he/she is awake.
 

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Hope for the Unhoused with Pierce County Community Village

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Monday, May 27, 2024
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Ever walk into a crowded room that you know well and feel funny. Somethings off, odd. You’ve been there countless times before but not felt this feeling. That was me on Friday. I said hello to several people, got my lunch and sat down at the table. I looked around but couldn’t shake that unsettled feeling. Then about 12:28 pm, I started to hear unusual sounds, and the feeling got stronger. Finally, as Past President Jason Whalen came to the podium and the music played a little louder, I realized what was going on. President Mother Mary was absent, there was no “We are Family” by Sister Sledge playing, and Hawaii Guy was leading the meeting with Aloha music playing in the background. As I learned later, Mother Mary was still on the sick list and had to call in a sub.

PP Jason brought us to order on time. He said he was almost late for the meeting because he didn't know the bridge across Steilacoom Lake was closed.  Chris Kimball led us in the Pledge of Allegiance and then did double duty by giving an invocation. Rob Erb announced a moment of silence for those who had given the ultimate gift, their lives, for our freedom. PP Jason thanked Chuck Hellar for manning the Paul Harris table, Linda Disney for what she did, and the Dream Team for meeting set up: Scott, Rob, James, Rick, Wynn and Terry. Jason didn’t get the memo that I, Paula Olson, was writing the bulletin, but I don’t fault him for that, as he came through for PM Mary in her hour of need. Walt Richardson took pictures.

 

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Farewell Amelia Babozada!

By Sunday, May 19, 2024

Farewell Amelia Babozada!
Wendy McGowan

As the boisterous music, “We are family” faded, I looked toward the podium expecting to see President Mother Mary. In her place stood Carl Bronkema. I was sure the installation had yet to take place. That was still more than a month away. Was Carl getting in “a practice session” or had Mary actually turned the gavel over to her successor? We all discovered that Mary had a bad cold and had ‘called in the back-up’. Oh, are we in for a year……(sigh)! Carl was having a hard time ringing the dinner bell…..(sigh).

 

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Earthlings, extraterrestrials and kids. Oh, my!

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Saturday, May 11, 2024

Dear Rotarians—This week’s bulletin’s features the literary stylings of the one and only me. And if you are convinced that when any scribe describes their writing as “literary stylings” no jury will convict you of assault when you punch said scribe in the face next time you see them walking down the street, you are correct. So next time you see me (John Magnuson for those who don’t know me) I’ll expect to dodge a jab or two.

Now, if you’ve never scribed for a Rotary meeting before, you may not know that a scribe is handed an agenda for the day’s meeting before they put pen to paper. But in my short time attempting to do this job, I’ve learned rather quickly that the order of the agenda has nothing to do with the order of what happens during the actual meeting. So, if my account doesn’t match what you saw at today’s meeting, you at least know why.

President Mary started our meeting off at 12:30pm with the usual feel-good music and ring of the dinner bell. The flag was saluted followed by a beautiful salute to our mothers by Paula Olsen. For those of you who eschew the Gregorian calendar for a system that consists of tracking Netflix releases and the time until the next run of Haley’s Comet, this is your reminder that Mother’s Day is coming up this Sunday. Honor the mothers in your life accordingly.
 

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Den Tredje Mai

Sunday, May 5, 2024

Den Tredje Mai
John Magnuson
As the celebrations on  Den Tredje Mai wind down, comparisons are made to “green beer” on St. Patrick’s Day and “Corona beer and a wedge of lime” on Cinco de Mayo.  So today we have one of Swedish Glory Month’s most important festivities – Aquavit, on Den Tredje Mai holiday.
Okay kids, select the most correct answer:
  1. President John Lowney chose to hold Friday’s meeting on Den Tredje Mai knowing that Swedish members of Lakewood Rotary would be thrilled to celebrate one of Sweden’s most important historical events.
  2. Some criminal reason of no importance.
  3. Some forgettable Norwegian reason.
  4. PM knew she wouldn’t be here today so can’t be blamed.

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Is It Real or Is It Fake, Or Enhanced Artifically, Or...?

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Monday, April 29, 2024

You have to ask yourself, is this real or is this fake as you read this recounting of the Lakewood Rotary Club’s weekly meeting for April 26, 2024. You have to do that anyway when this scribe writes so this shouldn’t be much of stretch for any of you.

President Mary (PM) rang the school bell at 12:30 with background music playing compliments of Sister Sledge.

Making it all happen: Chuck Hellar was at the Foundation Station, Barlow Buescher handled the raffle tickets with an assist from Don Daniels who was also collecting Wine & Beer Festival raffle ticket money.  Bob Peterson guided us through the Pledge, Yorleny Clapper gave a thankful invocation, the Dream Team (Tom George, Scott Baird, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden and Rob Erb) set us up and tore us down. Walt Richardson took the pictures and Donn Irwin acted as scribe for the day.

Barlow B and Greg R tended the cookie jar offerings.

1912 – First home run hit at Fenway Park in Boston
 

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Students Show the Future is Indeed Bright!

By Sunday, April 21, 2024

Students Show the Future is Indeed Bright!

Steve Saalfeld

Rotarians—I write to you from the future! Or it might be the past. You see as I connected with President Mary before Friday’s meeting, I read the heading at the top of the meeting notes she handed me and saw that the date read “Friday, April 12, 2024.” Now for a moment, I breathed a sigh of relief and was about to hand off my pen and notepad since I knew I was signed up to scribe on Friday, April 19. Alas, it was but a clerical error and if I had to guess it was probably Greg’s fault (Geez, Greg!).
So regardless of when I’m writing from, you’re reading this in the future. So tell me…how is it? With any luck you’ll be replying from your flying car in your silver body suit and throw a stock tip or two my way. I’m poised to buy low.
The good news is Tax Day is behind us. Though maybe that’s bad news for anyone reading this who thought it was April 12. Good luck President Mary!

 

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Was It A Hat Trick? A Trifecta? A Threepeat? Or Was It A Triple Play?

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Monday, April 15, 2024

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Lakewood Rotary nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,

They thought, "If only Mary could but get a whack at that—
We'd put up even money now, with Mary at the bat."

(apologies to Ernest Thayer’s Casey at the Bat)

And to the plate strode Mighty Mary, to save the day one more time!
She whacked that bell so smartly, and off to another meeting sublime.
 

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Earthquakes and Other Disasters

By Sunday, April 7, 2024

Earthquakes and Other Disasters

            By Joe Quinn

     President Mary Horn (PM) opened the meeting right on time with music, bells and whistles as is her wont. Or is it want? Anyway, she did it the way she always does…with alacrity.

The usual suspects:  Making this meeting possible were the following wonderful volunteers:

Flag Salute: Rob Erb
Rotary Moment:  Scott Buser, who waxed eloquent by quoting from Ralph Waldo Emerson
Paul Harris Desk:  Dick Ferrell
Sgt. At Arms/Raffle Desk:   Greg Horn, or Jan Gee or both
Family Dream Team/Setup Crew:  Rob Erb led his crew: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa and Terry Roarke
Puffins:  PM made them stand or wave
Photog: Walt Richardson
Scribe:  Joe Quinn
Cookie Jar Tender:  John Lowney
 

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The word of the day: Write! Write it down! Right?

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Monday, April 1, 2024

But, before we go any further, Mother Mary had an agenda. We all heard “We are family” and then the dinner bell.

I, too, have an agenda. I’m a rather new Rotarian and still have a lot to learn. However, my husband, Mike, was a Lakewood Rotarian for 50 years, so I remember a great deal of our club’s history. Recently, I have delved into Greg Rediske’s book “50 years of Service and Fellowship”. It has brought back so many good memories. Occasionally, when I am with other Lakewood Rotarians I am surprised that so many of the current members do not have those same memories. To be sure, I have Greg’s permission, so I will tell you. You will find them in italic amongst the bulletins I write. I hope you find them as interesting and fun-loving and historical as I do. 
 

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Red Cross to the REscue!

By Sunday, March 24, 2024

Red Cross to the Rescue

Paula T. Olson

            President Mary rang the dinner bell promptly at 12:30 for Friday’s meeting. Dick Ferrell led us in the Pledge of Allegiance followed by Shiru Osundwa with the invocation. Mary reminded us that today was the Tenth Anniversary of the landslide in Oso but also that it was World Water Day. She played a short video to educate us that we are lucky to live in an area surrounded by water but others are not so lucky. Water conservation is important as we are not immune to drought.
 

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Change is Inevitable

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, March 17, 2024

It was a very sunny Friday . . . . full of a spring of anticipation. President Mary Horn (PMH) gathered at the podium as the sounds of We are Family were playing. Rob Erb lead us in the flag salute and Eric Warn shared some inspiring words. PMH acknowledged Debbie McVicker at the Paul Harris desk and Jan Gee at the Raffle table. Sometimes this gets called the $2 table and I have a sneaking suspicion the name derived from the infamous creation of the Rotary Foundation being set as a $2 per week donation per Russ Klauser’s suggestion. This helped members become Paul Harris fellows in a manageable financial commitment.  Now since Raffle tickets are sold at $2 each the name $2 transferred from one position to the other. At least that is my interpretation.
 

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Spring Has Sprung!

By Sunday, March 10, 2024

Spring has Sprung

John Magnuson

Spring has Sprung

Serendipitously,
Spring springs ubiquitously,
And flowers bloom deliriously.

The Trillium

Mid-summer I look to see,
Where the Trillium went.
Now I remember,
It comes back each Lent.

The Crocus

My wife and I sat admiring our garden,
Then we both squirmed as something tried to poke us.
Sure enough, some aggressive little Crocus!

Yellows

Forsythia, Primrose, Tulips, Daffodils and Witch Hazel,
Saffron harbingers of spring.
Our gardens do relax us.
Until we realize, it’s time to do our taxes!

Ole

Beginning
And with that for you to dwell upon, here follows a recap of the Rotary meeting. PP Mayor Jason Whalen led us in the salute to the flag. Robert Peterson followed with a stirring invocation. PP Gary Fulton at the Paul Harris desk and Gary Barton acted as Sgt. at Arms. PP Bob Zawilski was photographer and PP Ole as scrivener – that is a $17.95 word for scribe or reporter.

 

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The Israel/Hamas Mess

By Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, March 3, 2024

Due to the rather sobering subject matter of today’s meeting this writer is having a hard time deciding how to begin this missive. Fellow scribe Greg Rediske could possibly brighten things up with a little Scandahoovian humor. Wendy McGowan might pun us and former EIC (Editor-in Charge), the mighty Joe Quinn, could school us on legal issues while Ole might…...well, who knows what Ole (aka John Magnuson) might do. I have come to the conclusion that the best thing to do is simply get on with it so, here goes.

President Mary (PM) shocked the gathered by starting the meeting at 12:25 (I wasn’t even half way done with my salad at the time but duty called so down went the fork and up went the pen). She shared that due to the presentation by today’s speaker and the full schedule in front of her that we needed to get on with it.
 

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Lakewood Playhouse New Artistic Director – Joe Walsh

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Lakewood Playhouse New Artistic Director – Joe Walsh
Gayle Selden
The last meeting of the month of February has come quickly to Lakewood Rotary. A question often posed if you had an extra hour every day what would you do with it? This February we get a whole extra day. 366 Days in this leap year with our bonus day coming this coming week. What could you do with 24 extra hours?
Rose Stevens was the first greeter of the day collecting food for the Little Free Pantries outside the front door of the club. Connie Coleman-Lacadie was at the table collecting Wine Fest ticket money and encouraging participation for the Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival. Leon Titus was on the Paul Harris Desk and collected $285. Jan Gee was flashing a lot of money at the raffle table.

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Sidney Minutes February 15, 2024

By Edited By Horn, Mary JTuesday, February 20, 2024

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The Return of Ole and Friends

By Sunday, February 18, 2024

The Return of Ole and Friends

Greg Rediski

We writers at the Lakewood Key (aka The Lakewood Rotary Bulletin) constantly strive for semi-perfection in our prescribed duty to inform our fellow members. In pursuit of that, an extensive survey was undertaken, to identify areas of the club, and particularly regarding the Bulletin, that we could improve upon. The results came back that President Mary Horn was just dandy, the club was doing fine, but…….the bulletin needed more Swedish jokes. We heard your concern, and will make every effort to rectify this failing, starting now. (Fortunately, the survey said nothing about NEW Swedish jokes, just Swedish jokes…..)