Out With the Old and In With the New
By Gregory J. Rediske
Out With the Old and In With the New
Greg Rediski
There are many reasons to feel sorrow at the last meeting of the Whalen regime, but the betting industry will suffer the most, I fear. The weekly wagers about when Jason might or might not make it to the meeting (although he always seemed to make it in a nick of time!) will go by the wayside. But there’s the other side bets. Would-be writer this week, Steve Saalfeld, helpfully sent along the latest line on this week’s wagers:
6:1 odds on the final conch shell blast lasting more than 20 seconds
4:1 odds that Jason will conduct the final meeting in a coconut bra
And the over/under on the horrible puns Jason will improvise is 17.
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