Let’s Play Lakewood Rotary Squares!
By Horn, Gregory S.Edited By Horn, Gregory S.Sunday, September 29, 2024
Let’s Play Lakewood Rotary Squares!
Last week, Lakewood Key writer and publisher, Paula Olson, mentioned that President Carl “kept the Zoomers in their squares.” So that got me to thinking…. what if Carl abandoned the normal Friday procedure, and ran the meeting with the Zoomers? It would be like Hollywood Squares, with the stars in their little square cubicles. Instead of host Peter Marshall asking questions of Paul Lynde, George Gobel, Charley Weaver, and Rose Marie, it might go something like this:
President Carl: John Magnuson, do female frogs croak?
John: If you hold their little heads under water long enough they will.
President Carl: Ralph Johnson, if you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
Ralph: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
President Carl: Carole Wier, according to Anne Landers, there are two things you should never do in bed. What are they?
Carole: Point and laugh.
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