MEETING RECAP
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The Rotary Club of Lakewood Key
February 20, 2026
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Have you tried ai - artificial intelligence – yet? It is quite surprising. I’m no expert, but I experimented with Microsoft Copilot. I wrote an account of a presentation I attended. It wasn’t an assignment, just a synopsis and a brief of the material. See what you think.
My Report, quoted with permission:
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.
Perhaps that is familiar?
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Mary owned a young lamb whose fleece was exceptionally white.
The animal accompanied Mary wherever she traveled,
demonstrating consistent loyalty and attachment.
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The Actual Meeting
The meeting began with a gong. Now wait a minute: they all begin with a gong. Does it really need to be said repeatedly? Every week? President Tom George welcomed everyone.
“For 70 years, the Rotary Club of Lakewood has been building something far greater than projects — we’ve been building trust, hope, and opportunity in our community.
Legacy isn’t only about what was done before us. It’s about what we choose to do now. Every meeting we attend, every dollar we raise, every hand we extend in service becomes part of the foundation future Rotarians will stand on.
As we move forward in this anniversary year, let us ask ourselves: What will our chapter add to these 70 years? Today is another opportunity to build with purpose, generosity, and vision.” PTG
The Usual
Yorleny Clapper offered an invocation and PP Bob Zawilski led the Pledge of Allegiance. The meetings do not magically appear! No! PTG has Peeps! I thought it would be fun if I mixed up the names of all the Rotarians who set-up, man the welcome table, produce the bulletin, run the IT, stay late to cleanup, do the dishes, and Hoover the floor afterwards, instead of parroting them again this week. Then that little devil who sits on my shoulder said, “Don’t you dare!” So, they were, in order of appearance: Scott, Rob, Walt, Mary, Terry, Tiffany, Rick, Debbie, Ole, Greg, Larry, Larry and Daryl. Zoomers included Camarie, AG Bill, Jim, Jan.
The Personals
VIPs are almost always AG Bill Potter, DG Tony Camoroda and PDG Greg Horn. PDG Horn sported a Norway Hockey shirt celebrating Norway’s Medal count in the Olympic Games. I reminded him that their gold medal in Horizontal Front Falls While Wearing Orthopedic Elbow Braces wasn’t much to brag about!
Wendy McGowan reported that PP Dave Coleman has been moved to a Family Group Home for hospice care: 7814 Cody Street, Lakewood 98499. Please call first before visiting: 253-355-4060.
Rose has been visiting Donna Phillips who is going home today. Bob Martin has returned safely and well from Tahiti. Guests and visiting Rotarians disappeared in a miasma of vapor that drifted into the TCGC. Our wonderful Puffins stewed and were acknowledged. Okay, if you really think it is necessary; they stood, not stewed! Sheesh.
The Money
Chris Kimball performed a Hat Trick with three Paul Harris Awards (#8, #9 and #10). Steve Enquist awarded PP Chris with his Major Donut Award complete with Whipped Marshmallow Chocolate Sprinkles. Oh wait! No. My apologies to Chris and Vickie; it is the Major Donor Award for his 10th Paul Harris. The sugar laden donut confection was what Chris had for breakfast. My bad.
PP Gayle Selden introduced Jamie Diedrich as a newbie. PTG installed Jamie and she graciously spoke of her life as a development director. Welcome Jamie. Introduce yourselves and make her feel welcome.
Anne Enquist reported a birthday and a trip to the Super Bowl - $100. Rob Erb confessed to a crime for $20. Only a few members know exactly what it is that Rob did! He does look sneaky according to Donnnn Irwin. Gary Barton has been skiing at Truckee down by Donner Pass. He also had a 70th birthday and to celebrate, he scored a hockey goal, his first one in his ‘70’s! Well-done Gary. See the following re. Sam Hunter. $100. Wendy McGowan said she traveled east to support her granddaughter in a leading role in the play Arcadia, by Tom Stoppard. I didn’t catch the number, but I know it was generous, because that’s Wendy. Out of the goodness of her heart, Brie Larsen groomed Dave Coleman who had begun to look more like Dave Letterman than our beloved Dave Coleman. Well-done Brie.
Long Time Members Matter
This is the part of the Bulletin where after you read it, you faint, fall-down, pick yourself up off the floor and check to see if you’ve imagined things. Here goes: Sam Hunter was in the room. That makes 3 meetings in a row. Good to see you Sam. Word is, Sam has opened a Longevity Center. To qualify for membership, all you must do when you reach your nineties is: donate a new Paul Harris, remodel your mountain cabin, buy a new car, go on cruises, ski your buns off, practice Karate, ride your bike, kiss your lovely spouse and practice your marksmanship weekly. Signups will be on next week’s tables.
The Program
As introduced by President Tom
“As we celebrate 70 years of service, fellowship, and impact in our community, we also look ahead to the legacy we are building for the future. This milestone year calls for vision, commitment, and purposeful action. To guide us in that effort, I am pleased to introduce Stephanie Wilcox our Chair and the Lakewood Rotary Fundraising Committee. Today they will present and LAUNCH OUR 70th Anniversary fundraising plan, appropriately titled “Building Our Legacy.” This initiative is more than a fundraiser — it is an investment in the next generation of service, leadership, and community impact through our Rotary Club. Please join me in giving Stephanie and the Fundraising Committee your full attention and support as they share the vision and strategy that will help shape our next 70 years.” PTG
Stephanie led off coming straight to the point: Get Involved. Become a sponsor, host a table, promote through social media, visit other organizations and clubs, invite people, if you support a non-profit – pledge your support to that organization AFTER they agree to support our event. (I love, love, love that one!) hang flyers, help with data entry, meet March 2 at Gayle Selden’s – see below, where you shop - ask for a donation for the auction, attend other auctions and write down the successful auction items.
Around the room for ideas
Wanna hear a room grow quiet? Ask everyone to come up with fresh ideas! Our table was silent for a moment then the ideas began to flow: What has sold best in the past? Repeat it. Events - not stuff. Everyone, and I mean everyone, already has too much stuff. Vacations. destinations. Group weekends. Tickets to shows, concerts, banquets, etc., Get a group together to host a theme dinner, boat cruise, flight to somewhere – if that sounds expensive, syndicate the cost amongst several hosts. Expensive is good! A good start. Where to go with a group? Suncadia, Sun Mountain, a houseboat cruise on Lake Roosevelt, an historic cruise from Astoria up the Columbia and Snake Rivers, for the intrepid – a circumnavigation of Mt. Rainier, anywhere in the San Juans for five days, you get the idea? Buy it. Donate it. Joint venture it with 3 or 4 friends.
And finally; Monday March 2, 5:30, Gayle Selden’s house,12414 Vine Maple Drive Lakewood 98498, AUCTRIA training for auction management. Stephanie and Gayle hosting. If I didn’t live in Edmonds, I would be there just for the fun of it!
Well, that’s about it. Do you think it was ai or just LRBWI?
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
It was Friday the 13th
It Was Friday the 13th!
THE LAKEWOOD KEY for February 13, 2026
By Joe Quinn
How can this happen? It was Friday the 13th, and bad luck never came up even once! The scribes of the Bulletin Committee cannot tolerate this outrage, so we fully intend to rectify this egregious mistake hereinafter. We might also mention that it was the day before Valentine’s Day but we think President Tom gave that some explicit attention.
Lest we forget, we are very, very lucky and not everyone in Lakewood is. For them, every day is like Friday the 13th.
TG confessed that he had been very forgetful lately, as he forgot his wedding anniversary recently, and then made up for it by forgetting his wife’s birthday and then almost forgetting Valentine’s day was imminent. This trifecta led to TG fining himself, so he must set the record for a President of LR fining himself.
Mary Marlin started us off with the Invocation or Rotary Moment, and Joe Walsh led us in the Pledge of Allegiance. TG thanked the Setup crew by name, whether they were present or not. He highlighted Tiffany Holmon (see Tiffany there is at least one scribe who can spell your name right, and he is hoping the Editor does not change it) who staffed the Paul Harris desk. Linda Disney was at the $2 table and served as Sergeant at Arms.
Walt Richardson was supposed to be our stalwart photographer again today, but for some unknown reason his camera would not work. Bad news and undoubtedly because it was Friday the 13th! Walt probably walked under a ladder. Or maybe a black cat crossed his path. No matter. The good news is that PDG Greg Horn volunteered to take pictures with his cell phone. Maybe not professional photos as with Walt, but Greg got the job done. Make us look presentable please…. Editor Paula Olson.
Joe Quinn is the scribe, who spilled the salt but threw it over his shoulder right away so we should be OK. Don’t step on a crack and break your mother’s back. Have you ever noticed that major league baseball players, especially pitchers, avoid stepping on the foul line? They know.
TG recognized the Puffins, any Guests, all three Dignitaries, the Zoomers and Visiting Rotarians but we forgot to write all their names down, which is bad luck attributable to …well you know. Actually, Gayle Selden introduced Past President “Mr. Shortpants”, aka Ben Sclair, who published the Suburban Times for many years. Ben is also the son of two great Rotarians: Past President Mary Lou Sclair and PDG Dave Sclair of Clover Park Rotary (CPR). James Osundwa introduced his two young children and the young fella got to ring the bell at the meeting’s close.
Scott Adams of CPR rose to advertise that club’s Capri night, which is scheduled for March 6th at the McGavick Center. He asked us to come and win the $1,000 first prize or $250 second prize. You can just buy a ticket and not show up; you need not be present to win.
Wendy McGowan had no Sunshine Report for us, but it was noted that Zosia Damis passed away. Her hubby, the late Spiro Damis, was President of LR in 1996-97, some thirty years ago. Zosia is survived by four children and six grandchildren: a memorial will be held at Mountain View Funeral Home in the spring. Mary Horn also added that Bob Martin of LR was on a cruise with scuba diving and so on in the South Pacific when he had a heart attack (see, more bad luck). The good news is that he had a stent inserted and is recuperating for a short time in Tahiti! Tough way to spend your vacation, Bob said, when he called us from the hospital on his IPhone.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Not many. That would have been bad luck on Friday the 13th, I guess.
Gayle Selden did say that the web site for our big spring fundraising event, slated for May 16th, is now live so you can buy tickets, sponsorships, etc. We will hold an assembly on that next week.
FINES/HAPPY BUCKS (this is TG’s term because he thinks the word “fine” is pretty harsh; Mr. Nice Guy TG is way behind on his fine budget because he is too nice. Just kidding, Tom, and remember that you are barred from fining the media representatives). Kris Kaufmann paid $100 because he went to his 60th college reunion. That is good luck; he must have found a four-leaf clover. Kris said he was in Key West and visited Truman’s little white house.
Jim Sharp feted Emily, the West Pierce Communications person, because her recent Facebook went so viral that the Today show featured it today! Who knew—fire safety is in. TG threw in a hundred dollars for all of his forgetting, as mentioned hereinabove. (Don’t you just love these long legal words! Maybe some Latin legalese will be next.)
Barlow Buescher threw in $20. If we heard him right, he said it was in celebration of Tom’s wife’s birthday (probably because he knew TG would forget). Mark Herr contributed $50 to honor Jason Whalen for his service on the city council, although he added that it was for Jason’s new beard.
THE PROGRAM: Ben Sclair introduced our two program presenters, Walter Neary and Philip Lindholm. Walter published the Lakewood Journal for years, back in the 90’s. He spent two terms on the Lakewood City Council and is now a member of the Lakewood First Lions. Philip Lindholm, a member of LR, earned his doctorate at Oxford University and has two master’s degrees as well. A current member of our city council, Philip is also a mediator and admitted to the Puyallup Tribal Bar Association. He also runs a busy podcast, which he has spoken about to various groups. Our two presenters today are here to talk about the Cascadian, which is a community news platform/startup, which is trying to fill the big shoes of the Suburban Times.
Walter Neary started off by reviewing the plight of the newspaper business in the United States. Many community and regional newspapers have closed and the sheer number of journalists in this country has also decreased noticeably. Local papers rely now more on philanthropy as many of them are nonprofits. Ads and subscriptions are down too. 15-20% of our population does not trust the mainstream media and too many of us get our “news” from social media. Hence, the rise of what they called the newsletter movement.
Walt and Philip went back and forth with various comments and then took questions from the floor. Philip mentioned that podcasts are getting increasingly popular. Walter mentioned that they were concerned about negative comments and they are happy to report that most comments to Cascadian articles are positive. Walter did admit that they could use more ads and of course sponsors. Publishing this valuable information is not inexpensive. They have various sponsorship levels starting at $100 and topping out at Evergreen Partner for $5000. Mountain Partner is $2500 and River Partner is $1,000.
They spoke of the need to create an Event Calendar to be published regularly in the Cascadian and that technology is a concern. Their emphasis will be on quality and not quantity. Suggested topics include “Recollections of a Former Mayor.” (Hint, hint Jason.) What do people want? Thoughts on Life? Maybe the role of luck or randomness in our daily lives? What good books have you read lately? (They didn’t mention those last two…Editor.)
The Q and A session was interesting but mostly consisted of Rotarians saying how grateful we all are that somehow has taken up this task. They clarified that Philip is not technically an Editor, as there was some concern about avoiding conflicts of interest with Philip on the City Council.
This was a very important program, and I think Ben Sclair would probably agree. We think the Cascadian is in good hands, and the publication deserves wide community support and involvement to have a strong community impact. Let it be a source of factual information and not misinformation.
Now for the question you have all been asking. Did you think I forgot? What is the origin of this superstition, i.e. that Friday the 13th is the bringer of bad luck? Well there is a fusion of ancient religious, cultural, and historical superstitions here. Remember that there were 13 attendees at the Last Supper, including Judas who was definitely the cause of bad luck. In Norse mythology, the trickster Loki was the 13th guest at a dinner party in Valhalla. Also, on October 13, 1307 King Philip IV of France ordered the arrest of the Knights Templar, which led to their demise. Finally, in 1834 a French magazine mentioned a count who died on a Friday the 13th. That was well after the French Revolution, so we wondered if the guillotine was still in use.
Anyway, now you know a bit more about why Kris Kaufmann’s luck did not hold as he only won $5 in our raffle after TG rang the bell.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, February 20th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Stephanie Wilcox and Lakewood Rotary Fundraising Committee - Club Assembly with emphasis on our upcoming fundraiser - Building Our Legacy
Friday, February 27th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Justin Henderson - Executive Director and Lead Horticulturist of Lakewold Gardens
Friday, March 6th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Art Dahlen - Battlefield Addiction
Friday, March 13th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, March 20th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, March 27th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Ron Banner - Clover Park School District Superintendent - An Update on our Clover Park schools
Friday, May 8th and Saturday, May 9th - Rotary District Celebration and Learning Conference - Victoria, BC
Saturday, May 16th - Lakewood Rotary Club Fundraiser - McGavick Center
Feelin' Super
President Tom was away, so past President Carl Bronkema stepped up to lead today’s meeting with a ring of the bell at 12:30.
There was tension in the air as it happened to be the eve of Super Bowl Eve. Many Rotarians dressed to show their support of their favorite NFL team while others demurred, perhaps still scarred, by that fateful play that sealed our team’s doom in Super Bowl 49 several years back. Though the PTSD from that awful play is real, I’ve decided that it is a good omen that our boys in blue can avenge that Super Bowl 49 loss to the Patriots as they now play the Patriots in the 49ers stadium.
Eric Warn led us in the invocation and an unidentified voice I could find in the crowded room led us in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: Super Bowl 60 between the Seahawks and Patriots will mark the tenth “rematch” of two teams who faced each other in a previous Super Bowl. While Tom Brady won’t be playing in this game, I guarantee will still have to see his stupid face and hear his stupid voice in commercials and such. If you don’t agree that Tom Brady has a stupid face and stupid voice, we probably can’t be friends.
Joel Vranna was at the Paull Harris Desk and Mark Herr and Chuck Heller took care of business at the $2 table.
Bill Potter was called to the mic to share the sad news that we lost Liz Heath. She passed away at 85 years old. Liz was a longtime Rotarian, new to our club after many years at Tacoma Sunrise. Bill Potter dug into the archives to remind us that Linda presented to our club about Communities in School in 2018. We lost a wonderful human with a long history of doing good things in the community.
Visiting Rotarians included President Karissa Thompson and Zach Rine both of Graham/Frederickson/Eatonville, a new club in west Pierce County. They actually didn’t come to the same meeting on purpose, so it was a nice surprise for both to see a fellow club member at our Lakewood meeting.
Justin Riba from Puyallup South Hill visited so he complete is blue badge requirements.
Chris Kimball honored birthdays and anniversaries. He stymied this week’s birthday contestants who couldn’t manage to finish these well known adages properly. Some examples:
“Necessity is the mother of…Depends.”
“No news is…what the media usually provides.”
“Old habits…made us what we are today—why change?”
“Out of sight, out of…range of the radar detector.”
Super Bowl Fun Fact: The term “Wardrobe Malfunction” was coined thanks to Super Bowl 38’s halftime show when Justin Timberlake “accidentally” exposed Janet Jackson’s breast. The gaffe (or was it?!?) has also been called “Nipplegate.” It is worth noting that the next several years featured a parade of decidedly breastless old dudes who seemed unlikely to expose a nipple at halftime (Paul McCartney-2005, The Rolling Stones-2006, Prince-2007, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers-2008, Bruce Springsteen-2009, The Who-2010).

Pictured: The look on Justin Timberlake’s face after the infamous “wardrobe incident” in Super Bowl 38
HAPPY BUCKS & ANNOUNCEMENTS
Acting President Carl decided he wanted to see what he could do raise some funds for President Tom’s coffers so opened the floor to announcements.
President Carl started off with $50 by announcing he sold his book of business and took on a new role with a new company which explains why I saw him walking the streets of downtown Tacoma earlier this week.
Phil Eng threw in some dollars in celebration of his wedding anniversary. I didn’t catch the number or the total, but I’m going to assume all of the years were blissful and the donation was generous.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: The NFL issues each Super Bowl team 108 official Super Bowl footballs in addition to a dozen more for the kickers. About half of those are locked up for use during the game. Since day one, every football produced for use in a Super Bowl has included the words “Commissioner”, “Wilson” and “Made in the U. S. A.” Be on the lookout for my upcoming campaign to get “STEVE!!!” added to future balls.
Mark Blanchard pitched in $20 lamenting that he had missed several book club meetings as he had to tackle a series of home improvement projects. With those now complete, he vows to make an upcoming book club meeting.
Rose Stevens paid $20 in celebration of retiring from her day job—today!
Linda Ripley survived a long drive in a small SUV with family members for her niece’s wedding in Sonoma. She decided that the fact that they still like each other was worth $20.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: The football on the Lombardi Trophy awarded to the winner of the Super Bowl is the exact size of an official “The Duke” football (55 cm through the middle and 71cm around the ends). Rumor has it that when thrown, the trophy does not fly as true as an actual football however.

Pictured: Seahawks Coach Pete Carroll raises up the Lombardi trophy after the Seahawks demolished the Denver Broncos 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVIII (48)
Chri Kimball pitched in $20 as he announced his son has launched a web design and social marketing business called “Lil Agents”. Don’t let the name fool you. They’re a big deal.
Chief Jim Sharp showed off his Seahawks blue and green shirt and suggested all of wearing Seahawks colors should join him in donating $20. As I was wearing my 12 jersey, I’ll be jumping on the site to make my contribution shortly.
Not to be outdone, Past District Governor Greg Horn figured the Hawks being back in the Super Bowl was worth $25 to he and Mary. ($12 x 2 rounded up to $25).
Super Bowl Fun Fact: In 2021, Sarah Thomas became the first woman to officiate a Super Bowl game. Misogynists everywhere choked on their cocoa, but Thomas remains modest about the accomplishment saying, “I’ve always said that, if you do something because you love it and not try to prove somebody wrong or get recognition for it, the recognition probably just is going to happen.”
Pattie Mannie let the club know that she and Stephanie Wilcox promoted our upcoming fundraiser at Tacoma Rotary 8 yesterday.
Scott Buser pitched in $20 happy dollars because the sun was out.
Barlow Buescher tossed in $20 in celebration of his birthday.
Jim Merritt made a contribution as his grandson was named Athlete of the Week for the WAC Conference. He also took our exchange student Nael to Bonney Lake to meet 200+ Swiss members the Swiss Park there.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: Super Bowl ads are famously super pricey. In recent years, a 30-second Super Bowl ad has cost around $7 million. To put that into context we can all understand, that’s enough to buy around 11 new Ferraris or 6,366 classic AMC Gremlins.

Pictured: A 1972 Gremlin X
Joe Quinn pitched in $40--$20 of it was to acknowledge the generosity of Eric Warn who bought his breakfast recently at Burr’s and $20 for the Lions Club crab feed fundraiser coming up on Valentines Day.
The always-upbeat Bob Peterson pitched in $20 as he expressed how much he loves coming to our club meetings at 97 years and 2 months old and appreciates each and every Rotarian who makes this such a great club.
Becky Wiggins donated $105 as she celebrates her 65th birthday and 40th wedding anniversary.
Terry Roark ($20) confessed that he and his wife were both certain that they were celebrating 50 years of marriage, but had to dig out their marriage license to determine the count is merely 48. No word on who they each spent those other two years married to but clearly it was forgettable.
Joel Vrana donated $40 to honor the passing of Sue Potter’s mother acknowledging what great members of the community Sue’s parents were.
Puffin Ken Enslow donated $50 as had never had the pleasure of owning the resident puffin as a newbie. Before you can say “how many puffins in a circus?” Ken and his new, stuffed best friend were introduced.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: Did you know that those Super Bowl halftime performers don’t get paid? While the gig doesn’t put cash directly in their pocket, the notion is that the exposure is worth tens of millions of dollars and the halftime show often scores higher ratings than the game itself. Bad Bunny will headline the show this year and should not to be confused with other famous bunnies including Bugs, Energizer, Nesquik, or Easter.

Pictured above: One of the famous bunnies NOT performing at the Super Bowl this year.
Auction update: Stephanie Wilcox brought out the auction thermometer to let us all know that tickets are officially on sale for the Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival and Auctria is up and running. Our sponsorship total is up to more than $13,000 thanks to a HUGE week that brought in $8,000 in sponsorships made possible in large part by the tireless Rick Selden. Stephanie reminded us that the goal is to raise $70,000 in sponsorship dollars to honor the club’s 70th year. She has some specific businesses she’d love some help wrangling, so please reach out if you’re willing to help us get over the top!
Gussying up the Lakewood Playhouse: Mary Horn let folks know there will be a work party at Lakewood Playhouse from 1-4pm on Saturday, February 7 to get the grounds ready for the event there on Sunday.
Barlow called out Mark Silva joining us on Zoom wondering if he had fallen into a well due to his rocky background. Mark confessed he was Zooming in from Mexico and apparently decided the rock wall inside the house was better than a sunny beach.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: Siblings Travis Kelce (KC Chiefs) and Jason Kelce (Phi Eagles) became the first brothers to face off against each other in the big game. The Chiefs got the win giving Travis (perhaps better known as “Taylor Swift’s fiance”) eternal bragging rights over his big brother.

Pictured: Taylor Swift—not to be confused with her fiancé who is often called “Mr. Taylor Swift.”
TODAY’S SPEAKER: AG Bill Potter grabbed the microphone to announce today’s speaker—a very familiar face indeed, as we heard from District Governor and proud Lakewood Rotarian Tony Camoroda. Tony has a long career in construction sales for an industrial supply company. He was a standout athlete in high school in California where he excelled in football and baseball before going on to play baseball at the University of San Francisco en-route to a degree in Organizational Behavior (which means Tony may have thoughts on the behavior of many of us, so we should really up our game). Tony enjoys golfing, cooking, visiting wineries and has a stake in a thoroughbred race horse or two.
Tony promised he would keep this fun today, but was quick to point out that though he does indeed enjoy golfing, he has yet to be invited to play the fine course at Tacoma Country & Golf Club. I suspect there were a few folks in the room who can fix that, so get it together folks! Of course, inviting Tony to play doesn’t mean he won’t turn you down, but give a fella a chance.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: The very first Super Bowl (which wasn’t called the Super Bowl—that started with Super Bowl III) took place in 1967 in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. The cost of an average ticket was $6—and even at that cost, there were still 30,000 empty seats. No wonder they didn’t call it “Super.”
Tony loves Lakewood Rotary and spent some time telling stories about the many clubs he has presented to as District Governor. He also expressed gratitude to the many members of our fine club who have a long history of leadership at the District level. He even described our club as one of “excellence and distinction” which sounds great, but also like a whole lot of pressure…
Rotary Foundation: in 1917 The Rotary Foundation was started with $27.65 of surplus from the first International Convention. It now totals more than $2 Billion. Last year the Foundation made 1,424 global grants including two to Lakewood Rotary.
He reminded us that prior to the Polio Plus effort, there were 350,000 people a year coming down with polio, and today there are only 39 known cases in the entire world.
Tony shared stories of a number of impressive “Rotary heroes” from around our District who have walked the walk for their communities raising money and doing good.
He closed by sharing that because the District Conference can sometimes be financially out of reach for clubs throughout our District, he made a deal with the host hotel in Victoria, B. C. to lock in their 2023 rates for the conference not for one year, not for two years, but for the next three years. This was an idea hatched after a copious amount of wine consumption with some fellow Rotarians proving that Tony’s commitment to Service Above Self knows no bounds!
Suffice it to say that when you take into account how far your American dollar goes in Canada, you can’t really afford to NOT go to the District Conference! The Conference has been rebranded as a Celebration and Learning event with 29 breakout sessions coupled with a beach party theme. He even encouraged attendees to wear shorts and flip flops (a sure sign that Tony has not seen my Quasimodo-esque toes—a sight I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy).
Many thanks to Tony for his service as District Governor!
President Carl closed the meeting and Joe Quinn won $5 for pulling a white chip for the raffle.
Super Bowl Fun Fact: Face value tickets for Super Bowl LX (that’s 60 in Roman numerals because for some reason that’s how we count Super Bowls) started around $6,500. So, if you know a Lakewood Rotarian with a ticket to the game, I would suggest we hit them up for an auction sponsorship pronto!
Upcoming events:
February 13 – 12:00 p.m. – weekly meeting - Peter Lindholm and Walter Neary will talk about The Cascadian: A New Initiative for Local News
February 20 – 12:00 p.m. - weekly meeting - TBD
February 27 – 12:00 p.m. - weekly meeting - Justin Henderson – Executive Director and Lead Horticulturist at Lakewold Gardens
May 8 - 1:00 p.m. District 5020 Celebration & Learning Conference in Victoria.
May 9 – 9:00 a.m. District 5020 Celebration & Learning Conference in Victoria. Registration opens next week. See Mary Horn
May 16 – 5:00 p.m. - Lakewood Rotary’s Building Our Legacy Festival at McGavick Center
Jason Whalen and Mary Moss Years of Service
Review of Jason and Mary’s Years of Service to Lakewood
Wendy McGowan
HISTORY LESSON 101: As you may remember, I am fond of rewriting bits and pieces of the historical moments of the Lakewood Rotary Club. So much which came before us set the standard for what our club is today. I take pleasure from Greg Rediske’s book, “50 Years of Service and Fellowship”. I don’t call it plagiarizing, just “parroting”!!!
It was not until 1971 that the club produced it’s first Paul Harris…a gift of $1,000 by Russ Klauser…photo below with his wife Maxine.
PHOTO HERE PAULA and
CAPTION BELOW THE PHOTO
Russ became discouraged as the number of Paul Harris Fellows weren’t meeting his expectations. It was time for serious measures.
In 1974, Russ invited nine other Lakewood Rotarians to meet him for lunch at the Mirror Room in the Lakewood Terrace restaurant. This event has entered Lakewood Rotary lore as “The Famous Lunch.” When the last of the nine arrived, Russ shut the door. “Gentlemen, we have a problem. And you’re going to help fix it.”
Russ proceeded to explain the benefits of the Foundation, and the good it does in the world. And, he told them that after lunch, they could leave the room in one of two ways: signing a check to the Foundation for $1000, or signing an IOU to Russ to the same effect. The 10: Russ Klauser, Mike McGowan, Gene Burgoyne, Bud Estes, Dez Isaacson, Harry Mansfield, Bernie Ootkin, Charlie Peterson, Jim Walter, and Howard Williams. Lakewood Rotary’s foundation giving was on its way. Russ eventually ceded much of the day-to-day operation of the committee to his protégé, (my husband) Mike McGowan. From there on, members were expected to become Paul Harris Fellow sustaining members at joining, committing as little as $2.00 per week. The program was and is hugely successful.
On to today’s meeting: President Tom greeted the gathering of Lakewood Rotarians and opened the meeting by pronouncing that this month is known as “Vocation Month”. Whimsically, Tom joked, “It is an act of faith to attend.”
Paula Olson spoke sincerely and graciously the Universal Prayer for Peace as the “Rotary Moment”, letting us know that it may have an aboriginal origin. It was followed by Mary Marlin who led us in The Pledge of Allegiance to our flag.
The president then honored the Rotarians who made the meeting possible. Calling them “wonderful people”, (poking fun at his jokes, all the while) he introduced Dick Farrell, Jan Gee, Chuck Hellar, all tending the front desk. Tom went on to acknowledge the IT Team: James Osundwa, Camarie Wilson, Tiffany Holmon, Rick Selden, Dave Swindale, Scott Baird, Terry Roarke and Rob Erb. President Tom continued, letting everyone present know that Walt Richardson was the photographer for the day, Wendy McGowan was the scribe, and Paula Olson was the publisher.
The president recognized Dave Swindale who introduced our exchange student from Switzerland, Nael. The president then acknowledged the Zoomers: Linda Disney, Steve Mazoff, Bud Montgomery, and John ‘Ole’ Magnuson.
The president called upon “Yours Truly” to give the Sunshine Report. I let the members know that Eric Warn took a bad fall, the reason he is not in attendance. Donna Phillips was also missing from the meeting as she had been hit by a car in the parking lot of the country club the previous evening. Donna and other Lakewood Rotarians were leaving a get-together. She was taken to the hospital with a broken knee cap.
In addition to these injuries, I read, verbatim, a note that Kim Prentice sent to Greg Rediske and the club at large. Kim’s words spoke endearingly of her husband, Tom, who was diagnosed a few years ago with ALS (also known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease).
In turn, I not only spoke of these afflictions, but returned home from Friday’s meeting and wrote “Sunshine” notes to each.
Former Lakewood Rotary member, Joan Strait’s memorial is taking place at the country club as I sit in front of my computer writing this epistle.
At this point, Stephanie Wilcox announced that next Friday the club’s auction site for the annual fund-raiser, is going “live”. The tickets are $125. Presently, $5,250 has been raised from sponsors. However, more is needed. Keep working on it!!!
It was now the time for President Tom’s “Happy Bucks”. Jim Sharp, West Pierce’s Fire Chief spoke of the cyber attack that took place on December 25. The fire station was shut down for five weeks. Jim assured us that fires and other emergencies were handled well. He thanked Linda Ripley and Christian Flores for bringing treats to the station during this difficult time for the employees. Jim paid $50 in thanks.
Gayle Selden’s “mug shot” showed up in two different magazines: Clover Park’s publication: a picture of Gayle rain-soaked as she delivered break bags and another pic of her decorating Christmas cookies with a dozen other women from the community. This evening of fun took place at Selden’s Carpet One Floor and Home where Gayle was a host, as was Paula Murtha (Mike’s wife). Stroll Lakeside magazine caught Gayle’s mug here. I’m sure Ms. Selden has paid dearly for all of this publicity!
Barlow Buescher ponied up $80 as he gave thanks to Brie Cooper for giving Dave Coleman the grooming of his life! Barlow paid up $80.
Mark Edgecomb reviewed the mid-year financials. What all the fuss was: Mark thought all members of the financial committee should pay $20. Mark also fessed up that he missed his turn at the $2 table and ended up paying an additional $20.
Today’s program featured two of Lakewood’s “best-known and best-loved”: Mayor Jason Whalen and Deputy Mayor Mary Moss. Bill Potter presented Mary with her 2nd Paul Harris and Jason with his 4th.
Philip Lindholm then stepped in and moderated the program by asking questions of Jason and Mary.
First off, Philip asked each of them to give their perspective of their years in service using Rotary’s 4-way-test. Mary led off. She told us she always does everything in life from the bottom of her heart. Mary revealed that Dr. Claudia Thomas encouraged her to run for office. She never wanted to be a politician. However, she always wanted to be a leader. A series of jobs trained her to become a leader, especially Harborstone Credit Union.
Jason let us know that his neighbors, Steve Mazoff and Ted Weir encouraged him to run for office and each helped and supported him in the process. He also said that his family had a tradition of service to the community.
Philip’s next question: What did it mean to represent people you didn’t know? Mary’s answer was simple and straight-forward: “It is always good to help others.” Jason’s response: Being a member of a team, I wanted to hear from the public and I often found answers when involved with service clubs. Public comment drove Jason, even criticisms.
Philip then asked. “Please talk about when public comment helped and when it did not.” Jason said he valued constructive comments. However, that’s not the way it always is. Jason shared a time, a fearful time, when 30 people were outside of his home carrying guns and yelling. It was frightening. The kids were scared. However, if you are a public servant, you have to expect such. Mary’s experience was the opposite. Mary said she always tried to focus on the positive comments and support as many people as possible. She said, “Of 60,000 people, only 7 or 8 were complainers.”
Philip then opened it up to questions from the club members. One such question: Are there issues with the will of the people vs. that of the council? Jason said some, yes. A good example is access to the lakes. Some citizens want the lakes open to everyone. The council studied the issue and got recommendations. Mary said, “You can’t please everyone.” Mary said she tried to focus on other things like the start-up of the Multicultural Coalition to address diversity in the city.
Philip then proceeded with closing statements. He asked, “What are you most proud of and what do you regret?”
Mary: “I am proud of helping to make Lakewood what it is today. My biggest regret centers around the Adult Family Home situation. The issue is out of control.”
Jason: “I am proud of the past 16 years. Lakewood has a collaborative council, one that worked very well together. My only regret is that we still do not have a downtown park. Government just operates too slowly.”
Final words:
Mary: “I am happy to have served the city and I will continue to serve in other capacities.”
Jason: “I am grateful for an attitude of gratitude. It was a great ride, I enjoyed it, and it was fascinating work.”
The club gave them a standing ovation!
Christian Flores won the raffle but not the pot. Better luck next time!
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Upcoming Events:
Friday, February 6th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - District Governor Tony Camoroda - The district's goals, objectives, and issues that are important to the club and its membership
Thursday, February at 5:30 pm – Rotary on Tap at Foley’s Sports Bar & Grill at Meadow Park Golf Course, 7108 Lakewood Drive W.
Friday, February 13th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Philip Lindholm & Walter Neary - Editors of the Cascadian - A New Initiative for Local News.
Friday, February 20th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, February 27th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Justin Henderson - Executive Director and Lead Horticulturist of Lakewold Gardens
All Things PT (Pierce Transit, that is)
The Key for 1/23/26
All Things PT (Pierce Transit that is)
The sun was out. The sky was blue. The water in the lake sparkled.
And then President Tom (PT) rang the bell at 12:30ish which broke the spell and the meeting of the Lakewood Rotary Club was called to disorder, er, order.
I mention the weather because this is the month of January, for goodness sakes, and this is the Pacific Northwest. No drizzle. No rain. No clouds. Makes a Western Washingtonian wonder “Where the heck am I”, especially since the news is full of the terrible cold/snow/ice/wind that is hitting two thirds of the country from the South to the Midwest and up into the Northeast. It was snowing in Florida!
1/23/22 – First diabetic patient received insulin
Barlow Buescher got us going with an invocation and Bob Martin led us in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Taking money – Connie Coleman at the Foundation Station and Mark Herr doubled up as the raffle ticket hawker and our Sgt. at Arms. (The Foundation took in $161).
The A/V and tech group – Camarie Wilson, James Osundwa, Rob Erb, Rick Selden, David Swindale and Terry Rorake.
Photo ops – Walt Richardson
Scribbling notes – according to PT’s agenda, some guy named Donn Erwin was assigned to write. He didn’t show up so Donn Irwin is writing the Key this week.
Paying homage to the one that is usually NOT recognized, this scribe wants to make sure that Editor-in-Charge (EIC and aka Perry White) gets their 2.7 seconds of fame – Greg Horn.
The Zoomers were aplenty on this particular day: Matthew Metsker, John (Ole) Magnuson, Steve Mazoff, Jennifer Healy, Charles Heberle, Becky Wiggins, Margaret (Shiru) Osundwa and Linda Disney.
1/23/57 - The toy company Wham-O has taken notice of a plastic flying disc invented by World War Two veteran pilot Walter Morrison, who's been selling his Pluto Platters on the beaches of Santa Monica, California, USA. He sells the rights for the Pluto Platter to Wham-O, which soon changes its name to the Frisbee.
Visiting Rotarians – Chelsea Tabert of Tacoma #8 and is also our Speaker today. Mik McDaniel of Tacoma South visited us.
At this point in the meeting (it may actually have been sooner) this writer has been trying to keep up with the variants from the agenda and is finding it difficult to do so; ergo, if the order of things that transpired during the meeting seems a bit disjointed to those that are reading this and were present at the meeting please accept my apologies.
I’m sure that the events chronicled above are not necessarily in the order that they transpired but I believe I have most, if not all, of the actual happenings accounted for. Let us carry on.
As I recollect someone, not necessarily PT, went into announcements – so here is what I could scribble down:
Guests – Mary Marlin introduced Sue Asher and Barbara Myers. Barlow Buescher introduced Alice Fong and Ansen (sp?) George. Jim Sharp introduced a Chad (didn’t get the last name) as the new West Pierce Fire Assistant Chief (and future Lakewood Rotarian). Dr. Peter Marsh brought Jerry Brown, both proud Indiana Hoosiers.
Ripped off from Reader’s Digest’s Life in These United States – A women confessed that she had news she was anxious to share with her husband and couldn’t wait for him to get home from work. Finally, she heard the key in the door and in walked her husband. She pounced. “Do you want to know what I did today?” she asked. Her husband, knowing her quite well responded, “Not in detail”.
1/23/68 – The USS Pueblo is captured by North Korea
1/23/1973 - The Paris Peace Accords signed by his US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger and the top North Vietnamese negotiator, US President Richard Nixon announces that a ceasefire will go into effect in 72 hours.
PT then called on Bob Martin to introduce our speaker and her topic, Pierce Transit.
Chelsea Tabert is the Strategic Community Engagement Administrator for Pierce Transit. She is the recipient of a Tacoma Community College Distinguished Former Student Award and is a former City of Tacoma Strategist. Chelsea is also a stand-in for the Energizer Bunny.
Her presentation was interlaced with facts, figures and trivia contest questions for which she said she had prizes although this writer never saw them. Chelsea delivered her message with a ton of enthusiasm and gave her audience a plethora of information on Pierce Transit.
Here are some of the highlights from her talk:
Pirce Transit 101: Forty-five years old. 945 employees. Of the money they have to spend, 87% goes to operations and 13% is for administration. Of the jobs available, 84% are union and 16% of their workforce are veterans. The buy local as 385 of the businesses they use are in Washington State. Pierce Transit serves 13 towns and cities. Their primary funding source is sales tax. They provide much more than bus service with other transportation services that include shuttles, Van Pool (now Ride Share), Runner (micro transit service) and Shuttle Paratransit Service for those that can’t ride the regular buses. The Ride Share program is the 12th largest in the country. There are 1,865 bus stops in the system. Long range plans are to have more transit in more places more often
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A new Transit Center has opened in Spanaway – the first new center since 1998.
Chelsea ended her presentation and called for question of which she got more than a few.
The question was asked – what is your operating budget? Chelsea didn’t have the answer so her assistants in the audience (the Enquists) got on their phones (which are supposed to be turned off during meetings) and found that the operating budget is $367,000,000 or there abouts. She was asked what it costs a senior to ride the bus - $1.00. The last Q/A I recorded was about the Express Line from Spanaway to Tacoma. Evidently the buses come every 15 minutes.
Nice job Chelsea and thank you your upbeat delivery. I believe everyone stayed awake during your presentation.
1/23/86 – The first artists are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The first inductees were Ray Charles, James Brown and Elvis Presley.
PT took the meeting over again and rang the………. no. No, he didn’t ring the bell ending the meeting and then do the drawing. No….PT proceeded to call for “Happy Bucks” and gave a dissertation how he is supposed to raise “X” amount of dollars through fines, er, “Happy Bucks” (or whatever). PT lamented that if he didn’t raise “X” amount of dollars then whatever the shortfall is would come out of his pocket. Evidently there were enough people still awake after our dynamic speaker got done as many folks started eagerly raising their hands so that they could give up some “Happy Bucks”.
Chuck Hellar lauded our club’s involvement in the Little Free Pantry Project by relating a story of his attending a Lakeview Power and Light event (Board meeting?) and their committing to “a lot more involvement” in the project. I think Chuck gave up some money for this but, with Chuck, you never know.
Our District Governor, Tony Camoroda, announced that the District 5020 Learning & Celebration and event will be held at in Victoria, BC on May 8th and 9th. Prices are cheap for accommodations right now but sign up fast if you want them.
Past District Governor, Greg Horn, is requesting used wine corks for a project to raise money for Idlewild School. 253-228-0134
Joe Quinn reminded us that there is an email out there for us to respond to regarding Youth Protection. It is the NAYEN test. IF you haven’t taken it (and passed), please do so. Don’t know if there was money involved here for the announcement.
Dwight Williams made an announcement on behalf of Linda Ripley (Engagement Committee) reminding us to help new members assimilate. Again, don’t know about $$.
Yorleny Clapper is looking for a place to give children’s clothes away. ($$?)
Somehow the Sunshine Report got tossed in here – Wendy McGowen caught us up on Dave Coleman. He is still in the same place for now and his family is looking for a permanent place for him. Give him a call.
Stephanie Wilcox announced that the “oops” has been fixed (not sure what the “oops” was but I think it had to do with sponsors for our upcoming fundraiser not knowing where to send their money) and asked folks to contact their sponsors about where to send money.
Then we went to Paul Harris Awards. Steve Enquist gave President Tom his 9th Paul Harris. Congrats President Tom!
Back to “Happy Bucks” that are interspersed with announcements…...
Bob Marin paid money now, before going to Tahiti in a couple of weeks, just in case he didn’t have any money left when he gets back.
John Lowney lauded PT for actually reading all of the Treasury reports that he sent him.
Earlier in the meeting Joel Vranna’s phone started ringing. Again, phones are supposed to be off during the meeting, but this particular gaff was exacerbated by the fact Joel wasn’t even in his seat when his phone went off. (Did I mention that this took place during the meeting?). Talk about bad timing! Anyway, Joel handed over several tens of dollars for the “Happy Bucks”.
Veronica Bronkema announced that she has a new position somewhere and I didn’t catch where. Congratulations Veronica.
Okay, I think the meeting is about to end as PT has the gavel in hand and is acting like he is going to ring the bell……. YES! Bell rung. Meeting over.
Camarie Wilson won the right to draw a chip. She drew a white one.
I hope Ole reads this.
Birthday Buddies. If you were born on January 23rd, you share a birthday with John Hancocck, Princess Caroline of Monaco, Mariska Hargitay, Norah O’Donnell, Ernie Kovacs and airline pilot Chesley Sullenberger (Sully).
Upcoming Events:
January 30 noon - Lakewood Rotary - Jason Whalen, Mary Moss and others - Reflections on Our Public Service in Lakewood
February 6 noon- District Governor Tony Camoroda will give us his annual District Governor message
February 13 noon - Peter Lindholm and Walter Neary will talk about The Cascadian: A New Initiative for Local News
May 8th & 9th - District 5020 Celebration & Learning in Victoria, B.C. Registration will open soon.
May 16th 5:00 p.m. - Lakewood Rotary's Building Our Legacy Festival at McGavick Center
Here Comes the Sun
Here Comes the Sun
The Lakewood Key
Greg Rediske
Blue skies, a sunny day, and Tom George leading Lakewood Rotary. Ahh, what a Friday. And to think it all started with Brie Cooper taking Paul Harris money, no doubt a lot, while Chuck Hellar hawked raffle tickets with his shouted call to “Step right up and get a ticket here! You can’t win without a ticket! And you probably won’t win WITH a ticket! But buy one anyway!” Eventually, President Tom let the bell ring and called on Scott Buser for an invocation, while Joe Quinn effortlessly led us in the pledge to the flag. The much-honored set up crew of Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, Rob Erb, and James Osundwa got everything in place and the sound turned on. These luminous photos herein were produced by master craftsman Walt Richardson, all the better to minimize the pain of the prose that is forthcoming by myself, Greg Rediske.
Mary Horn: Tyler Barham.
Gayle Selden: Jamie Diedrich, possible new member from Clover Park Technical College.
Stephanie Wilcox: Courtney, possible new member from Clover Park Technical College.
Jan Gee: Doug Russell, almost a new member.
Scott Casebolt: Jeremy Shilley, Chelsea, and Beth from Sonoro Choral Society (program).
Two of the three members of Rotary Royalty were in the house: PDG Greg Horn, & AG Bill Potter.
And: Cat Frederickson had to resign a while back as her path to Rotary on Fridays was unavailable. But the path has re-opened! Welcome back, Cat!
Terminated members of late: Clayton DeNault, Asif Khan
Sunshine:
Dave Coleman’s Parkinsons wasn’t enough. Now he has prostate cancer and bone cancer. Working on all that at the Oakes (behind St. Clare), room 133B. Visitors welcome and encouraged to bring positive thoughts as the news has been poor of late.
Write this name down: new member, Doug Russell
Jan Gee sponsored Doug, who was regally inducted by President Tom to much fanfare. Doug is the City Manager of Lakewood for 5 months now, and a 19-year veteran of Rotary. While he and his wife Lara moved here from Kalispell, their children moved back or still reside in Kalispell. Doug took partial credit for bringing success to the Mariners and Seahawks, with the implication (I hope) for greater success coming to Lakewood and Lakewood Rotary by his mere presence. Welcome aboard, Doug!! Matt Metsker seemed pleased to relinquish the legendary Puffin to the grateful Doug. Be kind to him/her/it, Doug.
Announcements and other words of wisdom:
Sally Saunders: Lions Club Crab Feed and Dance, Valentine’s Day, February 14, 5:30 to 9:30, $80 each. Always a fun event.
Joe Quinn: Beware of an email from Joe, as it could go to spam, but it contains the Youth Protection Quiz, that all Rotarians are highly encouraged to complete. If you haven’t previously taken it, please check your email and do so.
“Fines or come up with your own name for fines”, reads Tom’s agenda sheet. I guess Fines it is:
--Eric Quinn felt guilty at making money and not making Rotary, so he parted with $20
--Don Anderson took a whole bunch of children and grandkids and spouses including his own to Maui for 3 weeks. The daughters arrived prepared with ballcaps that read, “Put it on Dad’s Tab.” And that apparently worked well. $50 to finish the job on Don’s wallet
--Steve Saalfeld composed a story that was good enough to be published in Grit City Magazine (“Of Bunnies and Bicycles”). Maybe now we bulletin writers, of which Steve is one, will get some respect! Or at least Steve will. You searched for of bunnies - GRIT CITY MAGAZINE
--Jim Merritt celebrated his 53rd wedding anniversary with Claudia. The reason they got married in the uncommon marriage month of January was that Clauda was on winter break from PLU at the time. Also of note in the life of Jim, their grandson from the Air Force Academy was swimming in a meet in Seattle this very day. He paid a bunch to honor these events.
--Brie Cooper noted her 10-year old daughter’s long-time running prowess, especially in long distances. Mom was especially proud because she came back to the sport after a break and paid $10.
--Yorleny Clapper returned from Costa Rica where she celebrated her mother’s birthday. $20
Birthdays and Anniversaries:
Only three wedding anniversaries in January, but 14 birthdays, and 17 member anniversaries. Congrats to Jim Bisceglia (52 years) and Dave Reames (44 years) for leading the parade on member anniversaries. While there were five of those birthdays with an “8” in front, only one had a “0” after it: Joe Quinn, who paid $80 for the honor. All the birthday folks who were present (a remarkable 10!) were asked to play a rousing game of “Dead or Alive”. Upon being given a celebrity name (actor or musician), they had to pronounce that person to be living or deceased. Hence the name of the game, Alive or Dead. They might have hit 50% correct, but I doubt it.
For those who want to play at home, here’s a few that didn’t get asked today with answers below. Alive or Dead?
Shirley MacLaine
Peter Fonda
Chubby Checker
Don Everly (Everly Brothers)
Neil Sedaka
Program:
Scott Casebolt introduced Jeremy Shilley, Director since 2007 of the Sonoro Choral Society. Jeremy has a private voice studio, is a member of numerous music educator’s groups, with close ties to PLU and the Steilacoom Community Church. The Society is dedicated to spreading the art of music in the South Sound. Their standards are high, but auditions are open to all. Their participants are divided into thirds: professionals, highly trained musicians in other vocations, and motivated amateurs. They have two major performances per year: in December, they perform at the Steilacoom Community Church (multiple performances) and in the spring they perform at PLU. This year, that is at Lagerquist Concert Hall at PLU on Saturday, June 6th at 7 p.m. Their next auditions are July 6 and 7, 6 p.m. at the Steilacoom Community Church. Chelsea, the Board President noted that their aim is to establish a little corner of the world to share music. They strive to create shared moments by building partnerships and relationships with their audience, which is rapidly growing. Beth does marketing for the group and loves working with Steilacoom High School and their “young energy”. The group does do smaller events and benefit concerts, including the Seattle Sings Choral Festival. Performers range in age from 17 to way, way older than that. They also do performances in Farsi, Latin, Spanish and related languages/dialects, and other languages. Their June 6 performance will feature a new music debut. Check out some performance recordings/videos here:
https://www.sonorochoralsociety.org/our-ensembles
And the pot went to: Cat Frederickson! Back one week and a winner! Sadly, only a winner of $5.00. But still. That dues payment will be paid in no time at this rate, Cat.
Dead or Alive Answers: Alive, Dead, Alive, Dead, Alive
The man says to the customer "How can I help you?" and smiles .
"I vould like to purchase some Lutefisk." the customer requests, with a clearly Scandinavian accent.
"Are you Swedish?" the man at the counter asks.
"Vhat? Vhy vould you ask if I were Svedish? If I vanted pizza, vould you ask if I vere Italian?" says the customer
"No." the man replies.
"If I vanted a baguette, vould you ask if I vere French?"
"No." the man replies again.
"If I vanted a bagel, vould you ask if I vere Jewish?"
"No." the man replies a third time.
"So vhy", the customer asks, "vould you ask if I vere Svedish?"
"Because", the man explains, "This is a hardware store."
Upcoming Events:
Friday, January 23rd - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Chelsea Tabert, Strategic Community Engagement Administrator - Pierce Transit
Friday, January 30th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Jason Whalen, Mary Moss, and others - Reflections on Our Public Service in Lakewood
Friday, February 6th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - District Governor Tony Camoroda - The district's goals, objectives, and issues that are important to the club and its membership
Friday, February 13th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Philip Lindholm & Walter Neary - Editors of the Cascadian - A New Initiative for Local News
Friday, February 20th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, February 27th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Justin Henderson - Executive Director and Lead Horticulturist of Lakewold Gardens
An Ek Adventure
52 members of Lakewood Rotary made it to our offsite meeting at the Elks Club on January 9th. We were greeted by Elks’ personnel with a welcome invitation to visit the lounge before and after the meeting. This was a wonderful throw back to when Lakewood Rotary met at the Elks in the late 1990s. I spoke to Joe Quinn, who presided over the club in 1997-98. He reminisced that there were many members who visited the lounge before and after the meeting very similar to the club’s time at Lakewood Terrace. Walt Richardson had fond memories of the meeting there but said the people that visited the lounge before the meeting “were all dead now.” I am not sure if they are dead because they visited the lounge. A more investigative journalist like Donnn Irwin might want to look into this further. On this day, I saw no members take to the lounge as an opportunity to imbibe. (By, has that changed!)
Lunch was table service of salad and, from what I heard, was an amazing lasagna. The tables were adorned with olives that many mistook for chocolate. Three different cakes were served for dessert. The Elks put on a show and will welcome us back anytime.
Tom shared that January is Vocational Service month in Rotary international. The theme highlights the importance of using professional skills and expertise to serve others.
The hard working set up crew of Terry Roarke, Rob Erb, Rick Selden, James Owsundwa, Tiffany Holman and Kamarie Wilson help set up the visiting meeting. Becky Wiggins was our star at the Paul Harris desk and Barlow Buescher was Sergent at Arms and worked the raffle table. Bob Zawilski was the photographer and Gayle Selden is the bulletin scribe.
Becky Fontaine was our lone visiting Rotarians from Tacoma 8 (and District Youth Protection Officer). Becky brought a guest, Shannon Glenn, who is the Executive Director at the Red Cross and is looking for a Rotary Club to join. Thanks to Becky and Shannon. There were other guests in the room but they weren’t introduced, at least at that time.
President Tom thanked the Puffins for the kindness during his roast. His wife was disappointed they were so nice. All of our dignitaries were at the meeting today—PDG Greg Horn, Current DG Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter.
Greg Rediske shared that there will be a spring service at Little Church for Carole Wier. He recently visited Dave Coleman who is very positive even as he is living with movement restrictions from Parkinson’s disease. Dave is staying at the Oaks (behind St Clare Hospital) in room 133B and will welcome visitors.
Greg also announced that the Tillicum Woodbrook Center is looking for board members. And then suggested to Tom he might actually ask for Guests of Rotarians.
Tom asked for guests, and Andy Phillips took over the mic to give the life story of Ken Enslow. Ken started as a roofer, was in real estate sales and also banking as a career. I think he had a wife and kids and something else about a tennis career but it was hard to hear Andy at the point as the rest of the room was absolutely restless wondering what was going on. Apparently, we learned after Tom finally regained control, Ken was being inducted into Lakewood and Andy as his Sponsor decided to handle the whole introduction induction in his own way. Thankfully, Tom took over and read the induction that we have been using at Lakewood Rotary for years, even during the late 1900s.
When Ken was invited to share about his life, he said that Andy covered most of it. He had really been enjoying coming to meetings. He said the bike delivery really made him want to be a Rotarian. What Ken doesn’t know is that a statement like that puts him directly on the committee and perhaps even the new committee chair.
Jan Gee representing the Community Concerns committee thanked the board for a reallocation of funds to increase the committees giving by $10,000 more to community concerns. She also asked approval for $2,500 to underwrite the Caring for Kids fundraiser. This motion was approved and second and affirmed by voice vote. Jan also asked for $2,000 to support Lakewood Multicultural Coalitions (the LMCC) at their community awards event. This was also moved, seconded and approved by voice vote. Jan also invited the membership to attend both events.
David Swindale, representing the International Service committee, came to ask for approval of a Bellevue Rotary Club project building an Endoscopy Suite in Nepal. This will help in the cancer care in Janakpur. A $5,000 donation was approved.
There was no discussion at any of the motions during the meeting. Discussion occurs after the motion is seconded and before the vote. The committees presenting these motions work hard to vet these projects, but the rest of the membership may not understand fully the impact of their hard fundraising work. This bulletin scribe is hopeful that discussion will occur the next time we have such robust giving.
Stephanie Wilcox got up and asked the membership, “Who liked music? She thanked Joel Vranna for sponsoring the Lakewood House Band to play our Building our Legacy Fundraiser. Since we will be celebrating our 70th Birthday 70 years of music will be highlighted. Dancing will be encouraged and a major celebration will be had. This will be a fundraiser like never before!
Stephanie is asking the members to help us find additional sponsors for the event. She and Brie have letters they have written to area businesses you can hand deliver. They want all members to contribute finding sponsors, providing items for sale and bringing friends and attending. Date is May 16th!
Jim Merritt shared a picture he found of a Puffin on Shetland Island, Scotland. Jim is just completing his puffin year even on his over 20 years of Rotary service. He loves the program so much I know the Puffin chair is going to recruit him into regular committee work!
Tom’s Random Rotary Fact of the day—the biggest Rotary Club in the world is located in Oklahoma.
Tom was going to introduce Joe Quinn for the program but Joe asked—Aren’t you going to fine anyone???
James Osundwa was fined for 3 weeks in Kenya. He and Shiru had a 10-year anniversary party which included 3 days of eating and dancing. After a week in the village he went out in the bush and watched 15 lions hunt down a Hippo. Sounds like fun for everyone but the hippo.
Andy Phillips paid for 5 weeks in Europe including Italy, Greece and Turkey. 8 days in Venice and 2 weeks in Sicily were the highlight. $100 from Andy.
Joe Quinn was our speaker today and started with a story of he and Kris having breakfast at Burs. When they went to pay, Eric Warn and Phylliss Stone, who had also had been enjoying Burs breakfast, had paid their bill. When Bob and Marilyn Zawilski walked in Kris asked Joe if he was going to pay their tab. Apparently, he said, “No”, as Bob had to pay his own tab.
Joe gave us our yearly Youth Protection talk which is very important as we navigate all of our services in the community. All members are asked to take a youth protection course and test. This course and test once taken is good for life. For those who need to take it Joe sends you an email from the YVM (Youth Volunteer Management) database. He did mention some overachieving members like Greg Rediske took the test without watching the videos and scored 100%. Taking the test is a good way to show commitment to protecting youth. Over 50% of the membership has taken the test. We need to be at 100%.
Youth protection also protects Rotary volunteers as well. Remember the rule of three—you go to pick up a Youth Exchange student at the airport, have another adult with you. Going out to dinner with a student have another person with you. Meeting your Next Step student, have another adult with you. This protects the adult as much as the child.
For members who work with youth on more than just casual contact like Next Step mentors, Youth Exchange officers, Presidents and Interact and Rotaract volunteers, additional testing is required. These members will have an application that includes references, an interview with a District Youth Officer (at this time Joe Quinn and Becky Fontaine). Reference checks, criminal background check with WSP, Sex Offender Registry Check and assessment test. This used to work for life but district is changing that to be recertified every three years.
Becky and Tony handed out a sheet of scenarios and Joe asked us to run thru them. Some seemed ridiculous but they were all past, real-life experiences in Rotary. The important takeaway is if you see inappropriate or questionable behavior from another member - say something - either to that member, to Joe or to the President. We want our club to be a safe place for youth.
Tom closed the meeting with this thought “Rotary calls us to serve not only with our hearts, but with our craft, or competence and our calling. Our vocations are more than careers—they are instruments of service when guided by integrity and generosity. As we leave today, may we carry this truth: the world is changed most powerfully not by what we do after work, but by how we do our work. Let us serve with excellence, lead with ethics, and love our community though the gift of our vocation.”
Greg Rediske’s raffle number was pulled once again, and there was no exclamation of victory so I suppose he won $5.
Leavings From the Roast
Leavings From the Roast
The Well-behaved Lakewood Rotary Bulletin
John “Ole” Magnuson
The Lakewood Key
The nog in eggnog refers to the feeling of high tide in one’s noggin after having three eggnogs at the Presidential Roast. In the olden days, Lakewood Rotarians routinely over imbibed it at this annual celebration. “What changed?” you may ask. A simple answer would be” Women.” But that could be just about anything where females have changed society. It is hard to point to any aspect in life where females have not exacted change in the past 40 years. Embedded in that answer is behavioral correctness by menfolk Rotarians. They, we, used to misbehave. There were aspects of such bacchanalia that were offensive. Mostly offensive to women, small dogs, and clergy. As soon as women joined Rotary, male members became more well-mannered and polite. Language lost vulgarity, table manners surfaced, and gross stuff simply vanished.
Mind you, I’m not expressing disappointment; I don’t drink any of them. We seem to be witnessing sea change where less alcohol is consumed. You see it at the large alcohol retail stores; whole sections devoted to non-alcoholic beverages. What does that mean for folks who rely on alcohol consumption? You know to whom I refer: cops, marriage counselors, divorce attorneys, and drunks. I can just imagine that support group get-together at the community center.
“This week’s speaker, - Daryl Drivell – Have Happy Aphids - Converting
Left-over Whiskey to Bug Spray.”
The Roast
Puffins gathered at 11:00 to prepare for the Presidential Roast. How to tell which were the early imbibers and which were Puffins? Dez Isaacson and Harry Mansfield were the first drinkers… uh, wait. They used to be. The Puffins were splendid in white mustaches, black horn-rimmed glasses and WalMart pajama pants! Christmas music and Chariots of Fire accompanied President Tom with Matt Metsker to the podium. Stephanie Wilcox provided PTG with a booster seat. Puffin Matt performed a secret ritual behind the podium while kneeling. Yoicks!
Lia Knight led the Pledge of Allegiance and in a bid to join The Poetarians Society, Puffin Jim Merritt rendered the following:
An Ode to President Tom George
| From India at twenty with courage and drive | President Tom of Lakewood Rotary fame |
| Tom came to America, ready to thrive | Leading with heart (what was the agenda gain?) |
| He taught minds at Bates, shaping futures with care | He serves with compassion, wisdom and grace |
| Though sometimes he forgot why he walked over there! | Even if his glasses are lost on his face! |
| At Bates one fine morning he rushed out the door | Married to Neeni his rock and his guide |
| Lesson plans ready, but pants? Not so sure | Two kids, five grandkids, his joy and his pride |
| A jacket, briefcase, a confident stance | [Raise glasses in a toast] |
| Proof brilliance survives even missing the pants | So here’s to Tom George, we cheer and we toast |
| We hope he remembers this ROAST! |
Sunshine Report by Puffin Karen Jesch-Boedecker remarked that the only fatality of the day was Tom’s memory. At that point, Puffin Stephanie took over as President. Her first official act was to present herself with a blue badge and fine PTG $5. Steve Enquist, channeling Steve Largent, furthered acting President Stephanie rules with Paul Harris awards for herself and son Dillon! Just to make it official she once more fined PTG. Talk about a take charge leader! Kind of reminds me of another woman in Lakewood Rotary with boundless leadership skills and three generations of Lakewood Rotary DNA – Past President Gayle Selden.
Puffin Jennifer Healy wrested the podium and called for Puffins to fine their sponsors. Woof! To summarize, because at this point the microphone was deemed to be a worthless artifact and Bulletin Writers should get new batteries for their stupid hearing aids! At least I think I heard that but the batteries in my hearing aids were kaput. Anyway: Lia fined Bob Zawilski, Tiffany fined Kamarie Wilson, Jim Merritt fined John Magnuson, Ryan fined Jim, Jennifer fined Jan Gee, Stephanie fined Troy Wilcox, Matt fined Anne Enquist, Christian fined Jan Gee, Karen fined Tom George. In the maybe department; Patty, Brie and Donny (but not Marie) fined Greg Rediske.
A microphone was introduced to the speakers and folks who whisper. But leave it at this, the set-up crew, Paul Harris Desk, visitors and guests and VIPs were introduced. Chances are they may be the same ones from last week. In any event, most of what followed was done without benefit of vocal amplification, so the Bull Writers depend on lip reading once more.
Lakewood Rotary Solves Budget Woes with Infomercials During Meetings
The Tom George Vitamin Commercial
In 2017 we witnessed the Don Daniels Hairspray product: Slogan; “If it ain’t sprayed it ain’t saved!”
In 2020 we benefited from the ME (Mark Edgecomb) calculator. Slogan;” You can always count on me!”
In 2024 we saw the CB (Carl Bronkma)? Putter. Slogan; “Real Golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed!”
Lakewood Rotarians were asked to raise their hands in they forgot something this week. Lots of hands went north! In 2025 the Lakewood Rotary Puffins are unveiling The Tom George Vitamin to improve memory and brain function. To wit: “Have you ever forgotten your pants? Forgotten your wife’s name? Pop a Tom George Memory Vitamin! Formulated right here in the great northwest at Bates College back room.
Testimonials by a likely bunch of Puffins; Matt Metsker, Karen Jesch-Boedecker and Patty Mannie all claimed miraculous results from taking Tom George Memory vitamins. From where I sat, furiously taking notes, only one of them didn’t wear pants. Wow! Double take!
I can attest to The Sounds of Silence; I couldn’t hear much. I know Karen interviewed PTG. Then Lia Knight morphed into PTG. She (he) was asked if anyone had been given a new name by the Prez. Then he was asked how he courted Neeni. For having been such a good sport, President Tom was awarded Costco Rotisserie chicken for life. And in one final act of goodwill, the Puffins offered PTG a chance to reduce his fines by half by drawing a white chip. In the very unlikely event, he might draw a red chip, his fines would double. Ha! What are the chances? Ooops, a whole bag of red chips! Oh, you crafty Puffins!
The following was written by a Puffin:
At the annual Rotary gathering, members showcased their spirit of service not only through community projects but also through camaraderie, hosting a playful roast of their club president. The event highlighted Rotary’s unique ability to serve with both dedication and humor – balancing serious commitments to local initiatives with moments of laughter that strengthen bonds between members. By “roasting” the president in good fun, the club demonstrated that leadership is not only about guiding service but also about embracing humility and joy, reminding everyone that service thrives when paired with fellowship.
Okay, another way to say it is so good to see Jim, Ron, Gayle, Paula, Wendy, Donnnn, Chris, Rick, Greg, John, Pam, Phil, Bill, Bud, Lowell, Jim, Anne, Steve, Sharon and Donny and Marie!
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
Upcoming Events:
Friday, January 9th 12:30 pm - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Joe Quinn, Youth Protection Officer - Rotary's Youth Protection Program update
Friday, January 16th 12:30 pm - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Jeremy Shilley, Director of Sonoro Choral Society
Friday, January 23rd 12:30 pm - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Chelsea Tabert, Strategic Community Engagement Administrator - Pierce Transit
Community Concerns
Thirteen days until Christmas.
The benevolent dictatorship of President Tom George (PTG) continued today as PTG gazed out over his minions and expertly rang the bell announcing that the gathering of Lakewood Rotarians for their weekly meeting was to commence.
All in attendance dutifully rose to their feet to listen to Barlow Buescher invoke us and Dave Swindale lead us in the pledge.
PTG shared with us the following:
“At Lakewood Rotary, we believe strong communities begin with healthy families. When we help prevent disease, we are not only saving lives — we are strengthening the very foundation of Lakewood, Pierce County, and communities around the world. Service becomes healing when done with compassion.”
“Healthy communities don’t happen by chance — they happen because people choose to care.”
— Rotary Focus: Disease Prevention & Treatment
We met downstairs at the Country Club, but Theresa from the club was stationed at the top of the stairs and happily took our money so that we could eat. At the bottom of the stairs Brie (aka Brianna) Cooper was at the Paul Harris desk taking money and Debbie McVicker took our raffle money. She doubled as the Sgt at Arms. If you are getting the impression that wallets/purses are lightened when attending meetings, please consider two things: 1) ya doesn’t has ta eat and gamble, er, donate and 2) we haven’t gotten to the “fines”/”confessions” part of the meeting yet!
Rounding out mentioning the rest of the crew that made the meeting happen, we had:
David Swindale, Rick Selden, Tiffany Holmon and Kamarie Wilson set us up and Phil Eng was on camera, whilst Donn Irwin made stuff up and wrote it all down. Mr. Irwin will then hand his mess off to Greg Horn to make some sense out of it, and then he publishes it for posterity (whoever that is).
Not to tell tales outside (pick a place) but the meeting didn’t necessarily follow the agenda, so this scribe will try to put things in the order that they happened.
Stephanie Wilcox introduced her guest, one Jen Eschbach (thank you, Jen, for being very patient with me as I tried to spell your name……seems I just couldn’t spell Jen….). Jen is the events coordinator for the Sharon McGavick Center at Clover Park. She is also a seamstress. Mark Herr introduced wife Mary Beth.
Zoomers: Carl Bronkema, Leanna Albrecht, Rachel Mazoff and Steve Mazoff along with Patrick Smith.
PTG introduced our dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DG Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter. Good to see so much District power in one place!
The Marvelous McGowan, also known as Wendy, was called upon to give a Sunshine report. She sent a Get-Well card to Dave Coleman. A “Hang in There” card to Carole Wier and sympathy cards to Stella Mayer (Jay passed), Gail Strait (Joan passed), and Ann Ghilarducci as Larry passed away.
Our exalted Secretary, Greg Rediske grabbed a microphone and gave us further updates on Carole Wier – she is not doing well as she is in home Hospice and seems to be declining quickly. Dave Coleman is back in St. Clare as of Thursday night and is still there as of this writing.
Linda Ripley of the Engagement Committee let us know that the committee’s focus is on the assimilation of new members in the club and providing transportation for some of the members that have difficulty getting to and from the meetings.
Mary Horn took over the mic and thanked Bill Potter for the use of his truck for the Christmas Parade. She mentioned that ALL the over 700 bags of candy were used up, and that next year there will be a need for 1,000 of them. (There might be people still on sugar highs in Lakewood so be alert). Bill Potter reminded us of the 41 new bikes being delivered tomorrow (so, by the time you read this, the deed will have been done – nice job fellow Rotarians!).
BIG IMPORTANT NEWS:
Mary Horn grabbed the mic once again and announced our nominees for new leaders –
Incoming Board Members are Linda Ripley, Ryan McGrady and Patty Mannie.
Secretary – Greg Rediske
Treasurer – John Lowney
AND
President Elect David Swindale
They were nominees for about 3 ½ seconds as the club gave a first and second motion to accept, a vote was taken and the slate of candidates were voted in unanimously.
Congratulations and a big thank you to all of the new officers for your service to the club.
Chris Kimball then asked all the birthday boys and girls that were present to come forward and be harassed, errr be recognized for aging. Dwight Williams, Scott Buser and Chuck Hellar came forward. Bob Peterson, age 97, stayed seated. All the aforementioned were asked by Mr. Kimball to complete a familiar saying once Chris gave the first part of it. None of them got the right answer, as Mr. Kimball enhances the saying with his own modern interpretation. Fun stuff!
PTG called upon Steve Enquist to come forward and do the honor of passing out more Paul Harris Awards. Mark Herr (2nd), Dick Ferrell (2nd) and Barlow Buescher (3rd). All received some more jewelry. Congratulations and thank you!
Even more stuff – Chris Kimball made a bunch of announcements including that he had sold his business and, after 32 years on his own, he will be working elsewhere. He donated big bucks ($3,000) to Polio Plus. Congratulations Chris.
Jan Gee gave up $20 to announce that Jim Merritt has been nominated to be a member of the Lakewood Planning Commission. Christian Flores has also been nominated.
Mark Edgecomb paid $80 for self-imposed fines from him pinch hitting for PTG. PTG matched the dollars.
PTG also paid a fine for his first granddaughter’s birthday.
The Program: Community Concerns
Jan Gee introduced the program by explaining to us that the Community Concerns Committee has the largest budget of all the Club committees and that they work hard at spending the dollars carefully. For the program, Jan introduced four different organizations that receive Lakewood Rotary’s dollars as part of our giving back to the community. The following organizations gave a short summary of what our contributions mean to them and how they use the funds.
Clayton Haglund is the Corporate Foundation Relations Coordinator for the Emergency Food Network (EFN). Clayton thanked us for our dollar contributions to EFN, as well as the many volunteer hours that our members give doing warehouse and distribution work. He summarized various programs that EFN has and gave examples of how EFN has helped individuals.
Viva Celestra of Clare’s Closet gave us a quick study on what Claire’s Closet is all about – clothes are provided for patients if they don’t have any when they are discharged from St. Clare Hospital. She let us know how important the money we donate is to them and thanked us for our support.
Diane Formoso provided a stat sheet on our tables that detailed the many items that Caring for Kids has provided to kids in need in Lakewood, Joint Base Lewis-McChord, Steilacoom, Dupont and University Place. Some of the numbers: Dental kits – 4,200; Emergency meals – 1,698; air beds – 67 and new books – 8,866. They truly appreciate the funds we are able to provide.
Jason Scales of Living Access Support Alliance (LASA) informed us that Lakewood Rotary was one of the first investors in LASA for the laundry facility. The organization provides a safe and stable place for those in need so they can get a shower, do laundry, get out of the elements for a day and have a cup of coffee. He gave several examples of individuals that really benefited from the short-term support while they were in transition. Jason mentioned that an unexpected side benefit of LASA is that people have a built a sense of community during their time of need using LASA’s services.
Jan closed out the program by reminding us that, sadly, the Community Concerns budget had to be cut by 43% this year and asked (pleaded) that that not happen again.
If any of you have ever served on this particular committee (or one of its other names) you know that you work hard at filling the needs of the people in our community that need help. I know that Jan and her committee work hard at doing the same thing so……please do what Stephanie Wilcox (and Jan) have asked and support our fundraisers!!
Oh, and you can send your RMD’s (or a portion of them) directly to Lakewood Rotary. Just ask how.
PTG closed the meeting with this thought:
“As you head out today, think of one step you can take this month to support health — check in on a neighbor, encourage a family member to get a screening, volunteer at a local service project, or support Rotary’s health initiatives. Let’s each be a small spark that lights someone else’s path to healing”.
Tony Camoroda had the winning raffle ticket. He stuck his hand in that satin bag full of chips and pulled out………….a RED chip!! Congrats Tony.
All kinds of fun stuff happened on December 12th in the ago:
1787 – Pennsylvania becomes the second state to ratify the Constitution
1822 - Mexico officially recognized as an independent nation by US
1870 – Joseph H. Rainey of South Carolina became the first Black lawmaker in the United States House of Representatives.
1899 - George F Bryant of Boston patents the wooden golf tee
1901 – The first Marconi signal sent (the Morse code letter “s”)
1917 - Boys Town, an orphanage for boys, is founded by Father Edward Flanagan in Omaha, Nebraska
1936 – China declares war on Japan
1939 - First commercial manufacture of nylon yarn in Seaford, Delaware
1953 – Chuck Yeager reaches Mach 2.43 in a Bell X-1A Rocket Jet
1964 – Kenya declares independence
1974 – Jimmy Carter announces he will run for President
1979 – The price of gold hits a record $462.50 an ounce
1980 - Apple makes its initial public offering on the US stock market; 38 years later, in 2018, it became the first US company valued at over $1 trillion. In 2020, it became the first over $2 trillion, and two years later, and first over $3 trillion. Three years after that, $4 trillion.
2000 – George W. Bush became President-elect after a divided Supreme Court reversed a state court recount decision in Florida – think hanging chads.
Birthdays of note: First US Chief Justice John Jay (1745 – 1829), Sammy Davis Jr (1900-1988), Frank Sinatra (1915-1998), Singer/actor Connie Francis – 1937-2025, actress Mayim Bialik (50), gymnast Cathy Rigby (73), race car driver Emerson Fittipaldi (79),singer Dionne Warwick (85), Lakewood Rotarian Bob Peterson 97, and actor Dick Van Dyke 100.
Feeding First Responders
FEEDING FIRST RESPONDERS
The Lakewood Key
Paula Olson
It started like it did most Fridays at 12:30 pm. The happy noise of folks eating and talking was hushed by the bell and President Tom took command of the room. Gently took command so as not to disturb any Puffins to cause them to plan evil tricks on him at his roast in two weeks. Tom thanked us for our dedication, generosity, and—most importantly—our ability to laugh at his presidential announcements each week. He saluted peace, goodwill, and the hope that Santa brings us everything we want, especially if it fits in next year’s club budget! And finally, he reminded us to remember those who need extra care.
Next, President Tom (PT) called on Clint Johnson for the invocation. Clint read select passages from the old Christmas standard, A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens to remind us what the holiday season is really about. Dave Swindale did a masterful job of leading us in the Pledge of Allegiance. Others making the meeting happen included Scott Buser on the Foundation desk, Barlow Buescher at the $2.00 table and Sgt at Arms, the IT team – Scott Baird, Terry Roarke Rick Selden, James Osundwa, Kamarie Wilson, and Dave Swindale. Bob Zawilski snapped photos, and Paula Olson furiously took notes and published the bulletin.
Why is everyone thirsty at the North Pole? No well.
The Puffins were asked to stand, and PT shamelessly fawned over them so they have loving, warm thoughts about him. District Governor Tony Camoroda introduced visiting Rotarian Becky Fontain, District Youth Protection Officer and Tony’s Chief Executive. Angela Connolly introduced her guest, Mary Byrne who is receiving the Robert Bellarmine award for her fundraising efforts and Jim Sharp introduced Doug Russell, Lakewood City Manager. Jim mentioned that the club has a vacancy for a City Manager member and Doug took note. Dwight Williams introduced a high school buddy.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
PT recognized zoomers such as John Magnuson, Steve Mazoff, and Greg Horn. PT also acknowledged Rotary Royality including PDG Greg Horn, DG Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter. Wendy McGowan gave the Sunshine Report and told us that Jay Mayer, a long-time member passed away and well as Joan Straight. Very sadly she reported that our dear Carol Wier has declined dramatically and is in hospice care. The club meetings aren’t going to be the same without her lovely face on zoom.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other? Fleece Navidad.
A murmur went through the crowd as Karen Jesch-Boedecker got her blue badge. She also gave some money for her trip to Lake Quinault Lodge and New York. Tony Camoroda shared his pride in Lakewood Rotary for being second in the zone for foundation giving and the district being #6 in the world for our financial support of our community. On PT’s suggestion, Tony paid $100 for his pride and for Polio Plus, and PT matched that. Angela Connolly paid $97 to honor Bob Peterson’s 97th birthday and Bob rounded that up to $100 for his joy with being a Lakewood Rotarian.
What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Clint Johnson kicked in $100 for his travels, the birth of his 6th granddaughter, and the marriage of his youngest son. Jan Gee paid $20 to celebrate with the City Manager over some good problem solving. Jim Sharp paid $1.00 for every mile he walked during his trip to Australia which he estimated at 100 miles. (The reader can do the math on this one.)
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
Mary Horn of the Nominating Committee announced that nominations are open for club leadership positions so get those applications to either her, Carl Bronkema, or Rose Stevens. Mary also told us that last week 732 bags of candy were packed in preparation for the Christmas parade the next day. Come one and all to the park lodge about 3:45 pm if you want to march or ride in the parade. Bri Cooper said that she and Stephanie Wilcox are rounding up as many sponsors for the May Wine and Beer Festival. An email will be sent with all the details. Jim Merritt bragged about his grandson’s swimming accomplishments, including breaking a 37-year-old Air Force Academy record.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you believe how close Christmas is?
Onto the program. Scott Casebolt introduced Ginger Passarelli, the founder of the Soup Ladies who feed first responders. She’s been on this amazing duty for over 25 years. She started back out back of the restaurant she owned in Black Diamond. Her focus is the local community although she will go wherever the emergency is. She and her volunteers are all trained by FEMA so they don’t get in the way of the first responders. So, what does she do, you are asking yourselves. She brings soup and hot meals to fire fighters, emergency medical personnel, and law enforcement who respond to difficult situations, such as hostage situations, homicide investigations, and natural disasters. The brochures she put on tables showed a picture of these dedicated women and men volunteers who cook and serve these meals. They are out the door within an hour of being called.
Ginger gave us some examples of events where the Soup Ladies were serving soup. They were at the Oso mud slides for 16 days straight. When four officers were killed many years ago in Lakewood, the Soup Ladies were there from early in the morning to late at night. Hundreds of people came to honor the officers, and the Soup Ladies were able to serve them a hot bowl of soup or a meal.
Ginger prides herself on serving high quality food that she purchases locally and it’s fresh when they go out the door to the event to which they were called. They emphasize protein and homemade quality. Recently they were in Leavenworth during the manhunt for the father that killed his three daughters serving federal, state and local law enforcement. They followed the hunt to Wenatchee and Sawtooth Mountain in Southern Idaho. The Soup Ladies were at Cour de Laine where two firefighters were shot. (Who would shoot a firefighter???)
She estimated that the Soup Ladies served over 25,000 meals in 2025. She doesn’t charge a dime for her service and is supported by generous donors. They set up a kitchen wherever they land be it in a parking lot or on the side of the road. Their equipment can cook and serve 200 meals at a time.
When it came time for questions, Joe Quinn stood to thank her for her work and honored Becky Fontain for her service in the Red Cross from which she just retired. Fire Chief Jim Sharp said that Ginger’s ladies served him twice during his career as a fire fighter. He talked about how hungry a first responder got on the job and how much a hot meal means when you don’t care what you eat.
Ginger told us that a SWAT event can last up to 12 hours and she makes a special soup that takes 5 pounds of sour cream to up the number of calories and protein the team needs to do the job.
John Lowney challenged her on her food safety and noted that it was hard to maintain food safety with a large group of cooks and servers. Ginger told him that in the 25 years she’s been doing this work, not one person has gotten sick. John was very impressed. Ginger talked about when they served for Hurricane Katrina. They had set up BBQs in driveways, and the Health Department came calling. Ginger had ten thermometers and could prove that the food was within regulation temperature. She’s willing to throw food away rather than risk someone getting ill. She made a comment about being anal about that sort of thing that is best not repeated here but was hilarious!
Sally Saunders remembered the Soup Ladies when the four Lakewood police officers were shot and thanked Ginger. Ginger said that her daughter is a Pierce County Deputy Sheriff and her granddaughter would touch the picture of Officer Tina and ask if she was in heaven.
Thank you, Ginger, for your commitment to our community and care for our first responders!
Before the bell rang again signaling the end of the meeting, PT urged us to carry forward the heart of Rotary — to see a need, to offer a hand, and to be a source of hope. He hoped each one of us could find one moment to help someone live healthier, feel supported, or know they are not alone.
Donnn Irwin won the raffle and a white chip. Better luck next time, Donnn!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about the holidays!
UPDATE ON THE HOLIDAY PARTY
On Friday, December 5th, the Partners put on their annual Holiday party at the Tacoma Golf and Country Along with some great food, there was Greg Rediske’s trivia contest. All hail the winners of the Christmas Trivia Contest at the Lakewood Rotary Christmas Dinner. These masters of Christmas knowledge outshined them all, finishing off the competition in a three-way tie breaker. (They were closest to correctly answering how many candy canes are sold each year in the U.S.: 1.7 billion.) Laud the following when you next see them: Mark and Mary Herr, Patty and Wayne Mannie, Don and Nancy Anderson, Kris Kauffman and Yorleny Clapper. Thursday,
Upcoming Events:
December 11th - Rotary On Tap at 5:30 pm. Location to be announced
Friday, December 12th – 12:00 pm - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, December 19th – 12:00 pm - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - The Puffins Roast the President and Tom and Jerrys!
Friday, January 9th – 12:00 pm - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Joe Quinn, Youth Protection Officer - Rotary's Youth Protection Program update
Gratitude: It’s what’s for dinner
Greetings Rotarians as I write to you from the last Rotary meeting before Thanksgiving 2025. Though he didn’t get a chance to read his opening thought before our meeting, it seemed too good not to share what President Tom prepared:
“The Rotary Foundation is where our compassion becomes action. It is where our generosity becomes clean water, education, peace, and second chances for people we may never meet. As we gather today, let us remember that when we give through the Foundation, we aren’t just writing a check—we are writing a better future for someone in need. May our meeting today strengthen our commitment to unite for good through the Rotary Foundation.”
It is perhaps fitting to follow that up with today’s Rotary Minute courtesy of Greg “Throw it Around the Horn.” Greg shared his proudest Rotary moment from a tragic event 16 years ago, in November of 2009. Many will recall when four Lakewood police officers were slain at a Forza Coffee shop out by McChord Air Force Base.
Greg now had the purpose he was looking for. He sprang into action and called on Dave Reames. Dave called a meeting and developed a plan. Rotarians started approaching local restaurants explaining the need. Many of them stepped up, including a few who fed the officers for more than one meal. At one point, they learned that they needed to extend the officers’ stay through the following weekend, but undaunted, Lakewood Rotarians met the moment. Greg did note there was one restaurant near the mall he wouldn’t name (their name might have something to do with what happens if you take all of the blue out of the color purple, but I’m just spitballin’ here) who was unwilling to help. Greg boycotted them for 12+ years.
Things I’m grateful for #1: Tater tots. There simply is no more perfect food in the world than the tot. Perfectly crunchy on the outside and packed with piping hot potato-ey goodness on the inside. Best paired with a fine ketchup, thick ranch dressing or (for the daring palette) a delectable fry sauce, you know you’re on a great date when the tots hit your plate (My wife completely disagrees with my tot take so I keep my tots to myself).
Our usual cast and crew who made the meeting possible were recognized but in my naturally distracted state I didn’t think to write their names down as I was daydreaming about tater tots.
Debbie McVicker was on the Paul Harris desk today accompanied by Jan Gee who was arming the sergeant and raffle tickets. Wal Richardson was our photographer and yours truly (Steve Saalfeld for those not keeping score at home) was our bulletin writer.
Things I’m grateful for #2: That English is my native tongue, because it would have been way too hard for my peanut brain to learn otherwise. President Tom explained after he butchered my name that in his native language, they have 56 consonants and 12 vowels. Pronunciation is much clearer as they pronounce every sound. When we all laughed, he said “laugh is a perfect example. Why did anyone think a word pronounced “laff” should end in “augh?” He really has a point.
A circus of puffins stood up all around the room to be recognized.
Our lone visiting Rotarian was Shontelle, a financial advisor at Edward Jones who is on the verge of blue badge status at the South Hill Rotary club. She sat at my table, and I chatted with her, but didn’t think to ask her last name.
Gayle Selden introduced Jamie Diedrick as her guest. Jamie is three weeks into her stint as Director of Development at Clover Park Technical College after working in development at St. Martin’s. She is also out visiting prospective Rotary clubs.
Zoomers today included Chris Kimball, Patrick Smith and Linda Disney
Fire Chief McGrady invited firefighters Jacob and Solay up to talk about the Pierce Project that our club helps fund. Firefighters support about 100 kids and their families in Lakewood with meals and presents for Christmas. On Sat, Dec 6, there will be a big shopping event from 8 am to noon at the Lakewood Target if anyone would like to play “elf” for the morning to buy gifts for the kids.
Bob Zawilski donated $100 to the food pantry and as a fine for the Mediterranean cruise he just returned from.
Another $100 was donated in honor of the fallen Lakewood Police officers.
Scott Buser donated $200 to the pantry as a fine for his recent travels.
Matt Mesker from St. Clare threw in $40 to celebrate that St. Clare hospital just had their best ever safety rating. They were named one of the top 100 best community hospitals in the U. S. and #1 for critical care in Washington. They also received their third Leapfrog grade of A in the past three years. The morale here? If you gotta get sick, get sick near St. Clare’s and you’ll be in good hands.
Rick “Pass the Buck” Selden pitched in $100 as a thanks for the 13 people that showed up for the Waste Connections bike build. Rick himself did NOT show up. He also asked that 10-20 people help with bike delivery and made sure we knew that once again, Rick will NOT be there.
Scott Casebolt encouraged folks to check out the holiday concert for the Sonoro Chamber Ensemble where his wife is a member of the choir. They have performances at Steilacoom Community Church on Dec 5 (7pm), Dec 6 (7pm) and Dec 7 (3pm). Tickets can be purchased online.
Jan Gee paid $20 for her recent trip.
Things I’m grateful for #3: Turkey sandwiches on the day after Thanksgiving. But not stuffing. Never stuffing. Who decided stuffing soggy bread and spices into the wrong side of a bird should be a side dish anyway?!?
Connie Coleman-Lacadie made an important announcement and contribution, but I missed it as I was couldn’t stop thinking about stuffing is and had to reach for my water to wash away the awful imagined taste of stuffing.
Mary Horn updated us on Rotary exchange student Nael. He placed 4th in State at the State Cross Country meet. And since running 5K is clearly too humdrum for this kid, he just signed up to run a 50K in Seattle on Dec 1. Please reach out to Mary if you would be up for taking Nael on any interesting excursions in the area. The Wall of Gum wall was mentioned if you need ideas).
Mary also reminded us that Seussical the Musical is running at Lakewood Playhouse through December including a special Rotary edition on Dec 7. And a reminder to check out the Winter Wonderland event also at Lakewood Playhouse at 5:30 pm. Sounds like a delightful evening of performances, food, drink and if my guess is right a tipsy Rotarian or help you get into the holiday spirit. And if you’re in the proper holiday spirit, you will be inclined to support the fine work of the Playhouse with a donation.
Stephanie Wilcox and Brie Larson announced that this year’s theme for our May 16 fundraiser will be “Building our Legacy.” She emphasized how important it is to have every member of the club play a part in ensuring this event is successful. They will be sending around a roster of businesses and are asking Rotarians to pick out the ones they have connections with to ask them for their support (and if you don’t pick, Brie and Stephanie will pick some for you).
Things I’m grateful for #4: Pies that are not made from pumpkin. I prefer my pumpkins carved into jack-o-lanterns or hurled at great velocity via trebuchet. But I keep that mushy stuff far from my food intake orifice.
Today’s Speakers: Diane Caber of South Sound 911 and Courtney Colwell of the 988 Suicide Hotline
While I know you come to these bulletins for some levity, I have no jokes for the important work these women do in our community. Diane and Courtney shared how these two organizations coordinate their efforts so that if someone calls in distress, “there is no wrong door.”
That is, that if someone considering self-harm called 911 when they really needed the support of 988, the operator would work on a “warm transfer” to ensure they got the help they needed. The South Sound 911/988 groups have been co-located since 2023 and are the first in the state of Washington to share a facility.
These resources are available 24 hours a day / 7 days a week and 90% of the folks who call in have their issue resolved on the phone.
In 2024, they fielded 1,200 contacts with 81% of those calls stabilized. In 2025, they have already taken 1,388 calls for 988. They indicated that the increase may be due to both greater need as well as greater awareness. More efforts to spread the word about 988 will be forthcoming.
President Tom’s Closing Thought (with my additions added in parentheses):
“Impact begins with a willing heart. As we adjourn, may each of us carry the joy of giving (the wonder of a turkey sandwich) and serving into our week ahead. Together, through the Rotary Foundation, we create a world with less suffering (and pumpkin pie) and more hope (and tater tots)—one act of kindness (and one slice of apple pie) at a time. Let’s continue to unite for good.”
Raffle Drawing: Greg Rediske secured the winning digits but came up with a white chip good for $5.
Things I’m grateful for #5: Family. Well, most of the family. Maybe not whoever keeps bringing that vegetable-infused Jell-O mold every year.
State Legislature Helps Veterans
State Legislature Helps Veterans
By Wendy McGowan
Guess what? It’s another history lesson from the Lakewood Rotary club. I have a topic noodling around in my head: the club’s “social events”. I attended Rotary On Tap this past Thursday evening at Yen Ching’s Chinese restaurant on South Tacoma Way. I can’t say it was the finest of social events. Don’t get me wrong. I love Yen Ching’s and have for more than 50 years. However, the 30+ Lakewood Rotarians and a dozen of other patrons gathered in the lounge with, unfortunately, only one available waitress to take our orders, make the deliveries to the tables, and take our cash or credit cards. Thus, I walked out without paying for the food that I’d ordered for me and my friend and guest Suzie…unintentionally, I have to say!!!
These events we now enjoy were preceded by others such as the Wild Game Dinner (better known as “Road Kill Grill”), the Pancake Breakfast, The William’s Party, the Toutle Trip, and the Packwood Parties. The latter functions are forever gone and have been replaced. The traditional events, like the upcoming Christmas Dinner-Dance, have ‘stayed the course’.
To convey the flavor of the previous social events, I will plagiarize from Secretary Rediske’s book, “50 Years of Service and Fellowship.”
“Howard Williams (better known as “Bronco”) and his wife Anita were tireless workers for Lakewood Rotary and Rotary Anns. Howard and Anita started the social life of the Lakewood club with their first annual ‘William’s Party’, held on May 15, 1958. From the beginning, the event was held at their party room and swimming pool. The party room was originally a chicken coop, but Howard remodeled it. Steak was served, songs were sung, volleyball was played, and, occasionally, a drink was imbibed. Maybe more than ‘occasionally’.
The bulletin reported in 1965, “Bring your own steak and bathing suits (no objection to ‘topless’). In 1968, Boyd Lundstrom was pushed (with clothes on) into the pool. It might have been funnier if he knew how to swim. Fortunately, he was removed successfully from the water, though not with a smile on his face.
By now, you’ve likely gathered the flavor of those early Lakewood Rotary social events: plenty of drinking, card playing, etc., etc., etc. Today, your club’s social life is more serene and civil.
Back to Thursday’s Rotary on Tap. Mark Edgecomb disclosed that he was stepping into President Tom’s shoes the next day.
I really don’t remember any prelude music as is the custom, but it seemed Mark called our meeting to order with the gong of the bell. He fumbled a bit with his mic, but he thanked us all for our attendance, then announced that Mary Marlin would give the invocation.
With beautiful words about this time of year’s traditions, Mary spoke of Thanksgiving, old-fashioned family values, the gleam of the family china and crisp linens on the table, hearts full of joy at the bounty being served. She ended with the words, “gifts of grateful hearts”.
Mark then called for Don Daniels to lead us in the Pledge to our flag.
Mark listed those Rotarians which made this meeting possible: the I.T. team (James Osundwa, Tiffany Holman, Kamarie Wilson, Scott Baird, Terry Roarke, and Rick Selden). Acting President Mark introduced those attending to the front table: greeter Gary Barton, Paul Harris desk attendant, Bud Montgomery, and Sgt. at Arms, Jan Gee attending the $2.00 table.
Mark recognized Walt Richardson as the photographer of the day, “yours truly” as the Bulletin writer (somehow the name “Peter Pan” was mentioned at this juncture?????), and Paula Olson was named as the publisher of this bulletin.
The Puffins were acknowledged and “waved the bird”. And, guests of Rotarians, Mari Leavitt, today’s speaker, and Gary Barton’s wife, Cynthia, were introduced. Gary proudly announced at this point that they had a new grandchild and he was handing over $100. A visiting Rotarian, from the Puyallup South Hill club, John Rodenberg (pardon my spelling, if in error) was introduced.
Assistant to the president, Mark, welcomed the Zoomers calling each by name: Steve Mazoff, Linda Disney, Philip Lindholm, Charles Heberle, John Magnuson, and Shiru Osundwa. He went on to honor our officials: PDG Greg Horn, DG Tony Camoraoda, and AG Bill Potter (who, by the way, was not in attendance).
Mark then asked for my Sunshine Report, of which there was none. All news was surely good news.
Stephanie Wilcox brought our attention to the yellow sign-up sheets on our tables: December 1 to help fill bags with Christmas candy, including the Dolly Parton Imagination Library card for the parade. Also sign up to help with the December 6th parade itself. Stephanie also mentioned for those who didn’t receive the invitation to the Christmas Dinner Dance you can sign up online or just call Stephanie.
Mary Horn reminded us to be sure and join with the Clover Park Rotary to go to the Lakewood Playhouse and see “Seussical the Musical” on December 7. You can sign up online.
Barlow Buescher reminded us that this coming Monday at 9 a.m. is Break Bag Day. Please come and help fill them.
On to “Happy Bucks” (or, if you prefer. “Fine Time).
Barlow paid $50.00 for a trip to London where they ate ‘Yummy” kidney pies, then on to Paris for real food, such as croissants and back to London for more kidney pies! He was questioned about the Crown Jewels!
Chris Kimball seemed to be doing quite a bit of traveling and ended up paying $60.00.
Jan Gee paid dearly for her trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Mark Edgecomb’s wife, Nicola, traveled to Manhattan to visit a grandchild. Mark may have starved while she was away as Mark paid up when Nicola returned and stepped back in to cook healthy food for Mark once again. He acknowledged, rather sheepishly, that he ate no “green stuff “while she was away.
John Magnuson fessed up that his youngest son’s wife just gave birth…the first girl in the family in 49 years.
Mark Herr spoke about their trip to Jamaica and the Category 5 hurricane. It took them an extra week to get home. He thanked those in charge in the USA for the help in getting back safe and sound. He paid $100.00.
President Mark “called out” Tiffany Holman for her attendance in the club for her first full year.
It was time to introduce the speaker for the day. Mark had quite a time as he attempted to pronounce the name of Mari Leavitt. He actually fined himself and paid up for his error.
Mari is a Washinton State Legislator from the 28th District. She is a mom, a small business owner, a PTSA leader, and a college administrator. She received her Ph.D. from Oregon State University. She’s been in the state legislature since January 2019 and serves as the Deputy Majority Whip. In addition, she is a co-chair of the Military & Veterans Affairs.
She spoke at length about Joint Base Lewis McChord. It is the largest military installation west of the Mississippi. It has brought $64 billion into our state in addition to many subcontractors. The state has become a retirement place for many. Ms. Leavitt noted that Washington is a leader for military readiness and policy making. It has become a model for many other states.
Ms. Leavitt told us that the military has these primary concerns: housing (70% live off base), child care (her comment “Washington is a desert when it comes to child care.”). And, finally, occupational licensing for military spouses who come with occupational licenses from other states which do not meet Washington standards.
She presented a slide show listing all compact bills to address these and other concerns for active, retired and spouses of the military. Here are a few:
HB 1943 expanded educational benefits for the National Guard.
SB 5180 is a teacher compact to make easier for military spouses who are certified teachers in other states to become certified to teach in Washington.
HB 2014 provided a better definition of what it means to be a veteran.
HB 1862 addressed the B&O tax for military spouses’ businesses.
HB 2004 dealt with better flexibility to enroll in secondary education
HB 2088 provided immunity from civil liability when acting in good faith.
HB 1106 dealt with a property tax exemption for disabled veterans and reduces disability rating from 80% to 40%.
HB 1371 increased disability rating for disabled parking privileges for 70% and up.
SB 5545 dealt with the licensing for child care home if otherwise qualified.
SB 5200 established the Naval Academy license plate.
Other bills were not passed, and some will come back in the 2026 legislative session, which starts on January 12 and ends March 12, 2026. The session will be focused on the supplemental budget. The session will last 60 days. It is rare for the session to go beyond that.
A few questions and concerns were posed by Rotary club members:
Anne Enquist voiced concern over the homeless vet situation. Ms. Leavitt responded that veteran homes are being expanded. She mentioned two tiny-house villages in Orting and one in Spanaway which focuses on homeless vets.
Yorleny Clapper voiced her concern over vet addiction and yet there is vet housing where drugs are rampant. Ms. Leavitt spoke about various agencies and programs to address mental health and addiction issues among veterans.
Mary Marlin AGAIN won the raffle!
Upcoming Events:
Saturday, November 15th - Bike Build - LeMay 9:00am-11:00am
Friday, November 21st - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - 988 - Suicide Hotline
Monday, December 1st – Help Partners fill candy bags to give at Christmas Parade
Friday, December 5th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Ginger Passarelli, Founder of the Soup Ladies - Providing meals for first responders at disasters and large emergency scenes
Friday, December 5th - Lakewood Rotary Club "Mingle and Jingle" Holiday Party - Tacoma Country & Golf Club, 5:30pm cocktails and 6:30pm dinner
Saturday, December 6th at 4:30 pm – Lakewood Holiday Parade of Lights
Sunday, December 7th - Seussical the Musical Event with Clover Park and Lakewood Rotary - Lakewood Playhouse, 2:00pm
Thursday, December 11th - Rotary On Tap
Friday, December 12th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, December 19th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
November is Rotary Foundation Month
As is our tradition around the Veterans Day holiday, a PowerPoint presentation ran showing all of our Lakewood Rotarians who have served our country, with their pictures then and now and service info. I gotta say, all of them were quite good looking back in the day, and amazingly, still are!
President Tom opened the meeting on time as he always does. He called on Scott Buser for the invocation and Mary Marlin did a heck of a job leading us in the Pledge of Allegiance. Rob Erb stood and pointed to the PowerPoint and announced that our tax dollars were at work. He exhorted us to thank all veterans for their service. Rob also asked any new members, or old members, who were vets to get their info to him so he can include them in the next PowerPoint.
Prez Tom told us that the theme for November was The Rotary Foundation, which is the heart of Rotary. Its mission is to advance world understanding, goodwill, and peace by improving health, providing quality education, improving the environment, and alleviating poverty. Tom left ½ of his program at home. He brought his wife Neeni though, so he brought the most important part.
We had Zoomers including Phil Lindholm, Linda Disney, Steve Mazoff, Rachel Mazoff, Jan Gee and Ralph Lockhart. Proud Puffins stood up and were recognized.
We had a bunch of guests and I apologize in advance for any and all mistakes (although frankly I never make mistakes so there really isn’t any worry) in reporting on guests. Brie Cooper brought her good-looking son. Phil Eng brought Mic McDaniel who visiting from South Tacoma Rotary, Linda Ripley brought her high school friend Leanne Dryer, and Mark Edgecomb introduced Ken somebody. We had other visiting Rotarians, including two from Tacoma 8. Dignitaries included PDG Greg Horn and AG Bill Potter.
We had two special guests introduced by Greg Rediske: Sharon Sadler and Sarah Prok-Sadler. They are Tom Sadler’s widow and daughter and their purpose in joining us was to present a very nice $10,000 check from Tom’s estate for the Lakewood Community Foundation. Greg shared the amazing history of Tom’s commitment and dedication to our club but especially the Foundation. He met his personal goal of building it to a $1 million and it currently is well beyond that. Tom passed away about a year and a half ago, but his memory lives on. Sarah shared her memories of growing up with club pancake breakfasts and community service. She urged us to do what her dad did: instill in our children and grandchildren a passion for service. Many thanks, Sharon and Sarah! We promise to put that money to good service.
Wendy McGowan’s Sunshine Report was sobering. Dave Coleman’s condition has taken a turn for the worse, so he needs our thoughts, prayers and love.
Greg Rediske announced wedding and membership anniversaries as well as birthdays. Wedding anniversaries include Kendra and Alfonzo Riconosciuto, Chris and Vickie Kimball, and Bud and Marilyn Montgomery. Member anniversaries Bob Peterson – 21 years; Steve Mazoff – 23 years; Lowell Johnson - 32 years; Scott Buser - 33 years; Howard Stephan - 37 years; and himself - Greg Rediske - 43 years.
November birthday people who were present: either in person or on zoom, were Tom George, Ralph Lockhart, Rick Selden, Rachel Mazoff, and James Osundwa. Thankfully, Karen Jesch-Boedecker isn’t shy because her name was left off the list, so she brought herself to the front of the room. Greg had a list of questions for the birthday boys and girls based on the Rotary Foundation. It was uncanny but everyone knew the right answer to questions such as, “In 1979, in what country did polio immunizations for children start?” (The Philippines!) “In 1930, what organization did The Rotary Foundation make its first grant of $500 to?” (The International Society for Crippled Children which is now known as Easter Seals!) There were many other questions. I don’t know, but I’m thinking there was some pre-test prompting going on to impress our speaker from The Rotary Foundation.
November birthday people who were absent: Ron Irwin, Kris Peterson, Jim Rooks, Jr., Faaluaina Pritchard, Monica Cordell, Nicole Hancock, John Korsmo and Tory Murphy.
Now time for a couple of announcements. Anne Enquist announced that the newly formed Beautification Committee now has eight members, and they are looking for more. Anne also announced that we’ve got a joint event with Lakewood Rotary and Clover Park Rotary to go to the Lakewood Playhouse to see Seussical the Musical on Saturday, December 7th at 2:00 pm. It promises to be a lot of fun so bring all the kids, young and old.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie announced that Rotary on Tap will be on Thursday, November 13th at 5:30 pm at Yen Ching Restaurant. Come one and all.
Greg Horn introduced our speaker, Elizabeth Cruft-Anderson, Senior Major Gifts Officer for The Rotary Foundation for the Pacific Northwest, Northern California, British Columbia and Alaska. Greg primed her presentation by noting that if Rotary was a car, the Foundation is the engine. One can’t exist without the other.
Elizabeth hails from Lake Oswego, Oregon and has worked for the past 15 years to help major donors reach their philanthropic goals. She does this one-on-one and she specializes in working women. In her other life, she enjoys life with her husband and two sons, loves the outdoors and plays several musical instruments. She is also an active member of Lake Oswego Rotary.
Elizabeth started her talk by telling us that we are a unique club, warm and welcoming and quite knowledgeable as evidenced by the birthday folks. She sincerely thanked us for our continuing support of the The Rotary Foundation (TRF).
She told us about her job which has several parts. She focuses on major gifts of over $10,000 and helps donors to direct their gift to the place or entity that feels right. The Foundation is complex and has lots of places to give money. She also works with people that want to donate real estate. That involves the correct paperwork. She told a couple of stories about people who were able to donate their real estate in such a way that they felt satisfied that their investment was doing the best good.
Elizabeth talked about the two sides to Rotary. 1) Rotary International is a section 501(c )(4) where dues go and it is managed by a Board of 17 Directors and 2) The Rotary Foundation (TRF) as a section 501(c )(3) that handles investment income and donations and is managed by a Board of 14 Trustees.
The Rotary Foundation is 100 years old and growing. It has hit its goal of an endowment of $2.025 billion by 2025. It allows ordinary folks in ordinary clubs to do extraordinary things. Elizabeth challenged us to check the Charity Navigator website to see that the Rotary Foundation has the highest marks (Four Stars) for each of the past 17 years. Its primary goal is the eradication of polio and with its partner, The Gates Foundation who match funds 2 to 1, that goal is well on the way to success. The Foundation also pays out grants for global and local communities and organizations and those grants account for 50% of donations.
The Supporting the Environment is the newest of the 7 Areas of Focus for The Rotary Foundation. Water, Sanitation and Hygiene is the biggest. Others are Peacebuilding and Conflict Resolution, Disease Prevention and Treatment, Maternal and Child Health, Basic Education and Literacy, Community and Economic Development. It also has a separate fund for Disaster Response. For example, recently funds have been given for relief from the damage caused by Hurricane Melissa and the Ukraine war.
Elizabeth went over the various ways in which to donate to the Foundation. There’s cash, of course, and appreciated securities. These are ways to reduce estates to avoid inheritance taxes. There are charitable gifts annuities, which has good tax benefits. Required Minimum Distributions from IRAs and 401Ks are yet another way to give, and there are several ways to arrange those gifts. For gifts over $100,000, the vehicle of a Charitable Remainder Trust is a good way to make that money work. The trust can provide money back to the donor. Elizabeth told the story about how a donor sold his real property to fund such a trust and was thrilled to get some annual income back. Finally, Elizabeth talked about Donor Advised Fund, which is a charitable checking account.
Elizabeth welcomed all to call her anytime to discuss a major gift or any gift and she’d be happy to discuss best way to donate to achieve your goals. Thank you, Elizabeth, for a very interesting presentation.
She can be reached at elizabeth.cruft-anderson@rotary.org or her office 847-866-3074.
Christian Flores got his blue badge!
Elizabeth pulled the winning ticket out of the raffle basket and our regular winner, Mary Marlin, stepped up to pull a white chip out of the bag for $5.
Upcoming events:
November 13 – 5:30 p.m. Rotary on Tap at Yen Ching
November 14 – 12:00 p.m. Mari Leavitt, 28th District Representative – Military & Veterans Affairs Legislative Overview
November 17 – 9:00 a.m. Break bag delivery Clover Park bus area
November 21 – 12:00 p.m. 988 Speakers - Suicide Hotline Connected to 911
November 28 – no meeting – Thanksgiving weekend
December 5 - 12:00 p.m. Ginger Passarelli, Founder of The Soup Ladies which provides meals for first responders at disasters and large emergency scenes
Frightfully Healthy Backs
Frightfully Healthy Backs
Gayle Selden
It was a spooky Friday at the Tacoma Country and Golf club. Greg Rediske was trembling in his seat as to whether or not President Tom George would start the meeting on time. Alas the bell was rung and the meeting begun. Phyllis Stone started with the invocation and Dave Swindale led the pledge to the flag.
President Tom acknowledged the work of Connie Coleman-Lacadie at the Foundation desk and Chuck Hellar at the raffle table. Special thanks were given to the greeters Sharon Selden, Judy Eng and Stephanie Wilcox who were handing out invites to the Holiday party. Tom was told by Chuck there were no visiting Rotarians so President Tom decided that also meant there were no guests.
Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa, Tiffany Holman, Dave Swindale and Rob Erb were the illustrious set up crew. Phil Eng was in town for a photographer stint. Gayle Selden is writing the bulletin, scared to death of the medical jargon she might have to spell. Paula Olson will catch all her mistakes (I hope). Puffins and Zoomers were welcomed to the meeting.
Our guests of the meeting were welcomed with some prompting by the restless crowd. Anne Enquist introduced Karen Healstack, Dr. Jim Rooks introduced Dr. Philio Louie and Dr. Venu Nemani, out speakers for the day. Birthday girl, Angela Connelly, introduced Katie Opitz and Janet Springath. Bree Cooper brought Jen Vanvechen. Andy Philips introduced tennis buddy, Ken Enslow, for his second meeting. Rick Selden introduced Gayle’s mom, Sharon. Joe Quinn introduced his first wife, Kris. Phil Eng introduced wife Judy with less creativity than Joe or Rick.
Announcements from the floor:
Rick Selden let us know that the Waste Connections (LeMay) Build-a-Bike program that we supported with a monetary gift have a bike build day set up for November 15th, starting at 9 am at the LeMay shop, 4107 192nd St E in Tacoma. Please sign up either on your tables or reaching out to Rick. Kids are welcome to join. 600 new bikes will be assembled on that day.
Rob Erb read a thank you note from the Military Appreciation Committee for the support of the Airman Support Golf Tourney.
District Governor Tony Camorada got a special welcome with a visit to the podium. Tony presented Steve Enquist an award for the End Polio Now Polio Plus Society for the club’s foundation contributions last year. The first immunizations were three million children in 1968. Now there have been 3 billion immunizations.
Bill Potter was called up front for the presentation and given a check of his raffle winnings from last week. He is grateful for the winnings and decided to break the tradition of donating back. He will be making sure his loan to purchase the tickets from Barlow will be repaid with interest. Bill’s daughter was shopping for a wedding dress the day he won the raffle so I think that the rest of the money is already spent but he says there will be a tithe to Lakewood Rotary.
Angela Connelly and Anne Enquist announced a new community formation for the club based on seeing an ugly guard rail and wanting to paint it. From that ugly guardrail, the beautification committee was created. First meeting was held last Friday. Interested in rolling up your shirt sleeves and joining? Talk to Angela or Anne for more information.
Stephanie Wilcox invited all to the Holiday Party. Dec 5th is the date, Tacoma Country and Golf Club is the place, start time is 5:30 pm, with dinner at 6:30 pm. Cost is $85 per person for dinner. Choice of steak/salmon combo OR Chicken piccata (includes apps, salad, rolls, entree and dessert). Register by sending/giving a check to John Lowney or register online at LakewoodRotary.com, click on make a payment tab. You must register and pay by Nov 25th. The Partners will be collecting items for LFP on evening of the event.
The City of Lakewood Holiday Parade is December 6th and Lakewood Rotary will be participating. Mary Horn is asking that you save your leftover candy from Halloween for us to give away from the flat bed as an advertisement for the Dolly Parton Imagination Library.
Bob Peterson wanted to share three things with the club paying $40 to thank the club for membership, giving $20 to Anthony for always bringing cookies and lemonade to his seat when he arrives and the third thing turned into a fourth, fifth and sixth thing as Bob gave a history of his life from 15 years on.
David Swindale paid a fine for being able to see the eruption of Mt. Kilauea, sharing a video on the screen. Others were willing to pay fines but in a perfectly executed Past President move Dr. Jim Rooks stood up to introduce our speakers.
Presentation:
Dr. Louie and Dr. Nemani are spine surgeons at Virginia Mason Franciscan Health. They say they play a small part in back and spine health. There are other specialties and doctors that will give primary care, like physiatrists. Spine surgeons are the last in line or seen only in very rare cases. Their talk was related to back health and how to avoid have an appointment with them in the future.
At age 30 your discs start to degenerate. So, if you’ve been told you have degenerative disk disease it really means you are just getting older. Other things that change while you get older are recovery time from injury. The health of the back is a part of spinal care. Back pain caused by muscle sprains could take 2-3 months of recovery to feel back to normal. Back sprains can be caused by lack of muscle and lack of strength. Compression fractures are another cause of back pain. Compression fractures can occur with minimal exertion. Such fractures could be a sign of osteoporosis.
The crowd was asked for ways to prevent such injury. Answers included medication, strength training, weightlifting, calcium intake, and physical activity.
The doctors shared that exercise is the #1 best pill. A good exercise is a squat. Using body weight and slowly getting up and down helps build muscle and build bone. Dr. Nemani suggests to start at a low number of repetitions and build yourself up. Squats help with foundational movements, build your core muscles, and strengthen the largest muscles in your body, your legs. Squats can also help with movements to have success getting up when you fall or even just take a low seat.
Dr. Louie said working on mobility and movement is important. Find something you love and make an exercise out of the movements associated. If you love gardening the way you use tools or move turn that movement into a repetitive exercise. Stretching is also an important part of health. He suggested finding an accountability partner or community in which to work out with as well.
Many questions and suggestions were shared from the audience. A couple answers for takeaways on health include remaining active even with injury. Work on your mobility, your strength and do aerobic exercise. If you fall, you can get back up. Always work on your health span and less fret over life span.
Some reasons you could need to see a spine surgeon for heath is muscle tingling in arms and legs. Loss of faculties without warning is a big sign of spinal health failure. That is a time to get help immediately.
Other care methods were asked about from the crowd. The bottom line is if it’s low risk with potential for reward, it is okay to try. Acupuncture and physical therapy would fit into this category. When specifically asked about chiropractic care, the doctors specified as long as the manipulation is done with low risk. Neither doctor supported neck manipulation and both have treated injuries from such manipulation including paralysis and stroke.
Another treatment that we often do not give enough credit to is time. The body needs time to heal. Healing is a process. We must give that time to heal. When asked about hot and cold therapy the doctors said find what works for you. Anything low risk is okay to try. Work on that health span so your life is as full as it can be.
It was an informative and fun half hour with Dr. Louis and Dr. Nemani, PhD. There were many members feeling good about their routine (Joe Quinn), realizing how special they are (Kris Kaufman having cauda equina), and everyone was leaving with plans for doing squats morning and night.
We had a late Sunshine report that Dave Coleman could use cards and calls. Thinking of you, Dave and Joyce!
The Raffle ticket winner was Greg Rediske. And his white chip got him $5.
So ended the meeting on Halloween. Not as spooky as we thought!
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, November 13, 2025, at 5:30 p.m. Rotary on Tap at Yen Cheng Restaurant and Lounge, 8763 S. Tacoma Way.
Saturday, November 15th, at 9:00 am - Waste Connections (LeMay) Build-a-Bike at the LeMay shop, 4107 192nd St E in Tacoma
Friday, December 5th at 5:30 pm – Holiday Party at TC&GC. Register by Nov. 25th
Around the World in ......25 Minutes
THE LAKEWOOD KEY for October 24, 2025
By Joe Quinn
I know. You are probably wondering: “How the heck did the Scribe come up with that theme for this week’s bulletin?” Well, it just struck me that Walt Richardson’s program today was a bit like a travelogue, and then the weird scribe brain (which all of our bulletin writers have, just look at Ole Magnuson and Greg Rediske, for example) took over. Walt got me thinking about Jules Verne’s novel and/or movie “Around the World in Eighty Days.” Jules Verne also wrote “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” a science fiction novel about the wonders deep under the oceans, at least in Verne’s imagination. So you see, this program today was about the wonders of exploration.
Substitute Prez Barlow Buescher started us off today by noting that he is the opposite of President Tom George. How so? Barlow as two last names, unlike Tom who has two first names! I bet Barlow was a fun pastor.
Tony Camoroda is busy being District Governor now, so we suspect he is traveling around District 5020, if not the world, but not in 80 days or 25 minutes either. (Bet you were wondering how we were going to work that silly theme in here.) Since there are over 90 clubs in the district and Tony will want to visit each of them in person, he is probably a pretty busy guy right now.
Sunshine. Wendy McGowan mentioned that Leanna Albrecht’s father recently passed away. And Wendy or a helper said Greg Horn is in the hospital with an ankle infection, as noted above. Rose Stevens said Greg is in Room 1120 at the hospital. Note: He is home now.
World Polio Day. Barlow said today is World Polio Day and asked each table to take about five minutes to relate polio stories, as surely, he said, most of us knew someone who had polio back in the day. At our table, several personal stories were told. Let us continue supporting Polio Plus to eradicate the disease from the last two countries where it exists.
Build a Bike. Rick Selden said we are coming up to the time for us to participate in the Harold Lemay Build a Bike project, in which that company leads the community in assembling bikes for Pierce and two other counties, and then community groups like Lakewood Rotary distribute them to the list of needy kids provided to us by the school district. We have been doing this for ten years already; a $2,000 contribution was unanimously approved and Rick said all are welcome to go to the Lemay center on November 15th for the build, including kids. Last year, LR distributed 46 bikes in CPSD area.
Greg Rediske called for member approval, which was given unanimously, for a donation of $2,000 to the Lakewood Baseball Club, through our Youth Sports Committee. All donations of $2,000 or more need membership approval, not just committee approval, according to LR Bylaws.
Gayle Selden alerted us to the upcoming distribution of Break Bags, which will take place starting at 9:00 a.m. at the Clover Park Bus Barn on November 17th and December 15th.
Joe Quinn, the club’s Youth Protection Officer, said he will be sending a link by email for all those who have never watched the short video (and yes there is a quiz at the end) created by Rotary on the RI rules for protection of minors from any sort of harassment or discrimination. That email should be coming to a lot of you (mostly newer members) this weekend so double check your spam or junk folders. Tell Joe if you do not receive anything like that. The good news: once you do this training you never have to repeat the process.
Bill Wiggins noted that the Battlefield Addiction auction is coming up on November 15th. This annual affair is the only fundraiser in their strong efforts to stop drug addiction in the local area. Bill and Becky have been very active in this worthwhile nonprofit organization, which also attacks homelessness, with scholarships and other efforts.
Bill Potter said Lakewood First Baptist Church will be doing a Trunk or Treat on Hallowe’en and could use some more volunteers. Bill also mentioned that the District Conference will be held in Victoria B.C. again on May 8-9, 2026. Great city and lots of fun, as well as excellent motivational speakers.
Linda Disney announced that Rotary on Tap will be held on November 13th, the place TBD.
Barlow kindly claimed there was little time for fines but he did extract money from Kris Kauffman, who said the new Water Year (who knew?!) started October 1 and ends on September 30th. Kris said precipitation is only about 55% of normal so we are really in a drought (we are catching up fast this weekend Kris). A drought is when precip is less than 75% of normal, Kris said.
Jim Merritt ponied up some cash for his trip to Colorado, including the Air Force Academy and Rocky Mountain National Park. Jim and Claudia have a grandchild at the academy. He said they got caught up in an Alaska Air mess with many flights delayed. Donna Phillips chimed in to say that Any Phillips got stuck in Spokane for the same reason. Donna paid $40 for their son joining Rotary in St. Albans, Vermont.
Gayle Selden paid $20 in thanks to Greg Rediske for covering her when she could not take her turn on Rotary Bulleting duty. It seems the Mariners were more important; Gayle watched their last victory of the year at T-Mobile Park. Some wag suggested that we should have sent her to Toronto, because the M’s lost two straight (and the AL pennant) to the Blue Jays without Gayle there cheering them on.
Mark Edgecomb reported on a trip to Rome and London and said his wife also went to Greece. For all that, and their newest grandson, Mark chipped in $20. Wait…all around the world for $20?? (Mark has given plenty in the past year.)
Phil Eng paid $100 for trips to Greece and Egypt and also because their son is coming to visit very soon.
THE PROGRAM: Joel Vranna introduced Walt Richardson, one of our very own. Walt is a local Lakewood product and has been in LR for 41 years. (It seems at least that long!) A Vietnam veteran, Walt worked in Public Affairs and got to shoot pictures on scores of ships during that war all around the 7th Fleet. After that he worked in radio and TV, started his own ad agency and then “retired” from that to operate his own corporate training video company. As many of us know, he is and was a great photographer.
This is going to be my shortest program report ever, probably because I am speechless for once. Or because the photos were indescribably beautiful. It is said that a picture is worth a thousand words, so I will spare you the words and let the pictures take you on a trip around the world, all by themselves. I am trusting Phil, or Walt, or Paula to make sure you get to see the pictures. If it’s not possible, that is what you get for missing this meeting!
Walt showed us his photos from recent trips to Scotland, the Grand Canyon, the William Randolph Hearst Castle, and Maine’s Acadia National Park. As I said, words cannot do them justice, but Walt’s commentary showed that he loves to produce the images even more than he loves taking the pictures. What a wonderful hobby.
THE DRAWING: There was only one red chip and surprise, Bill Potter won $2,046.00. After he filled out the IRS forms, Bill admitted that he borrowed the $10 to buy the ten tickets, one of which was the big winner.
Organizing for Winefest 2026
Organizing for Winefest 2026
Greg Rediske
I was all excited for this week because Gayle Selden was going to be writing the Lakewood Key, aka the Bulletin! Hooray! But then, fate intervened, and she grudgingly accepted another assignment: attending the Mariners’ playoff game. She guaranteed a win, and she came through in stunning fashion, so we’ll let her off the hook for the writing duties. In the meantime, you have me. One of my college professors said of my writing: “Greg’s writing leaves the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea; sometimes those meandering words would actually capture a straggling thought and bear it triumphantly, a prisoner in their midst, until it died of servitude and overwork.” Another less-wordy professor said I had delusions of adequacy. Forewarned is forearmed.
A true baseball story: In the 1950s, Phil Rizzuto received a letter threatening to kill him if he showed up at the ballpark to play an important game. He turned the letter over to the FBI, and showed his manager, the great Casey Stengel. Casey took the threat very seriously. He took Rizzuto’s uniform and gave it to Billy Martin to wear that day.
Visiting Rotarian: Mike England from Vashon Island Rotary, publicizing their fundraiser to feed the hungry. He was hoping we could field a team, register online, raise money and compete for prizes, like a 7-day stay in Hawaii. Do we have a champion out there to lead the way?
Visitors: Rachel Mazoff brought her mom, Ellen, whose birthday is this very day! 80!!
Mary Horn introduced our Swiss exchange student, Nael.
Angela Connelly brought Alisha from Columbia Bank and the executive board of the Scouts.
Rick Selden fawned over the beautiful Sharon Selden.
Bob Zawilski introduced Leanne.
Mike Murtha brought himself (yay!) and wife Paula. Paula and Mike have been huge supporters of our exchange program in past years and just might jump in again next year!
Carole Wier was the Lone Zoomer. (Isn’t there a song to that effect?!? Should be…..)
Greg Horn was the Lone Dignitary (Past District Governor).
And multiple Puffins stood so that the kind and gracious President Tom could call them “wonderful people.” This compliment was perhaps self-serving, given his knowledge of a certain party in December.
And Even More Paul Harris Awards!!
James Osundwa (2nd); Steve Mazoff (6th), Rachel Mazoff (2nd), Ellen Mazoff (#1). Very nice!
And then our 70th President expounded on all things Rotary: Rotary is a bridge for all hopes for the world. Rotary leads, taking concrete steps to extend prosperity for the community. All while the year’s banner hung from the podium: United for Good.
Announcements/Talking Points/Donations:
--Joe Quinn invoked the name of our esteemed treasurer, John Lowney, noting all he does for the Club, but also what he does in his “side job”: fixing things for Rotarians. Joe put up $20 towards John’s Paul Harris in thanks and was joined by others to the tune of $210, more than 20% of a Paul Harris. Thanks, Joe, for recognizing the service that John provides to us all.
--Wendy ponied up $100 in thanks for Debbie McVicker’s featuring of Rotarians in her wonderful magazine, STROLL. Dwight Williams, Steve Enquist, Phil Eng and Joe Quinn are all featured recently.
--Steve Mazoff gave $100 to honor Ellen’s 80th birthday, as well as bragging on his granddaughter (and Rachel’s daughter) becoming a licensed nurse. It’s a good thing we’re getting his C-note today: Steve and Ellen leave for Surprise, AZ very, very soon for 5 months.
--Barlow Buescher loves giving Rotary his money, this time $20 to recognize the upcoming World Polio Day (October 24).
--Jan Gee received a motion, a second and a 100% yes vote for sending $2000 of Community Concerns money to EFN, to be used for Break Bags for Clover Park schools. She also announced a $1500 grant to Loaves and Fishes, for Thanksgiving dinners.
--Angela Connelly was surprised that anyone knew that her husband Jack’s law firm, Connelly Law, was recognized at the federal courthouse in Seattle with the Pro Bono Award for their generosity in providing legal help to those in need.
--Bud Montgomery joyfully hopped and skipped to a family fishing vacation with 13 cousins. He stopped skipping when the weather turned horrible and there were no fish, calling it a “miserable trip”. He paid $20, while Ole Magnuson noted this to be the first time a fisherman ever told the truth.
--Exchange student Nael expressed his thanks for what so far is a wonderful exchange. He is running Cross Country for Lakes and is having a blast meeting so many people. He’s happy to be here, and we are delighted to have him here. Keep him in your plans! He is delightful!
--Birthdays and Anniversaries: Highlights included John Lowney’s 26th wedding anniversary and Dave Reames’ 24th wedding anniversary; Chuck Hellar’s 48 years in Rotary (12 here), Andy Phillips’ 39 years in Rotary (4 here), and Bob Zawilski’s 28 years in Lakewood Rotary. Mary Horn, Mark Herr and Angela Connelly all gleefully came to the front to subject themselves to a quiz on music lyrics in recognition of their October birthdays. Good sports, all!
And don’t forget the Battlefield Addiction Auction and Dinner on November 15. See Becky Wiggins.
Fact of the Day: The first testicular cup was used in hockey in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974. Which means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
And then came THE PROGRAM! Greg Horn introduced she who needs no introduction, Stephanie Wilcox, chair of the Fundraising Committee/Winefest. This year’s event on May 16, 2026, will be highlighting and celebrating Lakewood Rotary’s 70th anniversary. Committee members include Barlow Buescher, Scott Buser, Brie Cooper, Tom George, Mark Herr, Mary Horn, John Lowney, Paula Olson, Gayle Selden, Rick Selden, Joel Vranna and Kamarie Wilson. Rick addressed the Raise the Paddle, which will be for Nourish. We committed $100K to them to help build their new facility/store on the corner of Lakewood Drive and Steilacoom Blvd. So far, we have $22,500 in the bank, and Rick is shooting for double that amount being raised this time. James Guerrero is the architect and John Korsmo is providing budget and cost analysis. This will be year two of this fundraising project, and we want to polish it off in three.
The goal for sponsors for the event is 70 sponsors and/or $70K. The ticket goal is 250 sold, hopefully for $100 or less. Discussion is on the table to skip the full meal and go with food stations, TBD. At that point in the program, Troy Wilcox turned on some music and each table got busy coming up with live auction items and marketing ideas. I know at my table, it was suggested that a fun little cocktail party event with entertainment by a Swedish comedian would be great. But no one could think of a funny Swede. Let’s keep those ideas coming and have a great event!
And then came the event the attendees were all waiting for. The Raffle. Only two chips remained, one red, one white. Total pot: about $1700. And who should have the winning ticket but Veronica Bronkema, with #9227! She stepped to the front while Carl crossed his fingers in a convoluted prayer motion, and Veronica picked…….WHITE!! Next week’s winner will pick red, because that’s all that’s left. Will be over $2000, so buy early and buy often.
Next week: Tom is off to New Orleans to go shopping for beads. So President-elect Barlow will give us a preview of his 2026-2027 reign of terror.
Ole and Lena are out at the lake, getting ready to put their boat in the water, Lena driving and Ole standing in the bed of the pickup. Lena is backing up the boat and Ole is giving instructions when suddenly, the brakes give out on the pickup. The boat ramp is so steep that the truck slides immediately into the water! Lina opens the pickup cab window and swims out. But no Ole! Finally, up pops Ole. Lena asks him, “What took you so long?” Ole replies, “Oh, you know, that tailgate is so hard to open!”
Upcoming Events:
Friday, October 24th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Walt Richardson, Photographer Extraordinaire and Lakewood Rotary Member - Walt's Show and Tell
Friday, October 31st - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting -Philip Louie MD & Venu Nemani, MD, PhD - VMFH spine surgeons - The Ageless Athlete: Healthy Back for Life
Friday, November 7th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - PDG Tom Carroll & Elizabeth Cruft-Anderson, Senior Major Gifts Officer - Why we donate to The Rotary Foundation
A Failure to Communicate
The Key for 10/10/25
The Country Club meeting room was abuzz with activity – folks getting food, chatting amongst themselves and enjoying the fellowship of a pre-meeting Lakewood Rotary gathering – and then President Tom (PTG) rang the bell and our meeting was called to order. The collective stood and PTG called upon the esteemed Steve Saalfeld to invocate us – which he did. That invocation was followed by our distinguished District Governor, Tony Camoroda, leading us in the Pledge to the flag.
PTG gave us a few thoughts on Rotary and then called upon member Mark Herr to talk about the spirit of entrepreneurship. Simply put, Mark’s remarks stated that entrepreneurs solve problems. They see a problem and bring a solution and, in deference to member Ron Banner (Superintendent of Clover Park Schools), he mentioned that entrepreneurs can/do mentor students to be future problem solvers.
How the meeting happened: Becky Wiggins handled the Paul Harris station and Barlow Buescher took our money at the $2 table while doubling as the Seargent-at-Arms. IT/set up was accomplished by the collective efforts of Terry Roarke, James Osundwa, Tiffany Holman, David Swindale, Rob Erb and Kamarie Wilson.
1845 – U S Naval Academy opens
Walt Richardson took pictures of you and Donn (Donnnnnn to some) Irwin wrote this stuff up. PDG Greg Horn gets to clean up and publish my mess.
After playing a guitar for years, I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
PTG asked for visiting Rotarians and guests to be identified and introduced so…. our invocator, Steve Saalfeld, introduced Shelby Thompson as a guest and Rick Selden introduced wife Sharon (great to see you, Sharon!!). Emma Conway from Gig Harbor joined us as a visiting Rotarian. Our speaker was also introduced but he will be introduced again later………...seems redundant, eh.
1935 – Porgy & Bess, America’s first great opera premiers
Zoomers for the meeting – John (Ole) Magnuson, Carole Wier, Brianna Cooper, Philip Lindholm and Jim Sharp.
All of the club’s VIPs were in attendance as PTG introduced Past District Governor Greg Horn, current District Governor Tony Camoroda and current Assistant Governor, Bill Potter.
There was no “Sunshine” report today.
1973 – Vice President Spiro Agnew resigns from office in disgrace
Steve Enquist was called upon to pass out Paul Harris Awards and took the opportunity to let us know what a special club we have when it comes to the Paul Harris Foundation. Steve let us know that so far this Rotary year we have three new major donors – Joe Quinn, Mark Edgecomb and Rick Selden. Speaking of Rick, he and Sharon each were recognized with yet more awards, for Sharon it was her 2nd and I can’t count that high for Rick. (It was his 10th). Bill Potter earned his 5th, Troy Wilcox his 7th,and Kris Kauffman his 2nd. You folks are amazing. Thank you for your gifts!
1979 – Hockey great Wayne Gretzky makes his NHL debut with the Edmonton Oilers
A young nun who was tasked with doing the laundry noticed that the sisters' robes were becoming rather gray and faded after many years of use. Rather than spend money on a vanity such as new fabric, the Mother Superior authorized the purchase of black dye instead. The young nun tried very hard to fix the clothes. She dyed them, trying diligently to restore the garments to their original color. Of course, it didn't work. As we all know, old habits dye hard.
PTG moved on to asking for announcements – and there were a few. Connie Coleman- Lacadie stated that we had 31 folks at Rotary On Tap. Jim Merritt gave a demonstration of sorts on how to use the new magnets available to us for holding our badges on our shirts. Clint Johnson let us know that Habitat for Humanity is looking for volunteers to transplant a couple of rhodies. The always effervescent Gayle Selden expressed excitement about taking on the chair of the Puffin committee (oh, and by the way, surprise, there was a meeting of the Puffins right after our lunch meeting. I believe the Puffins are getting ready for PTG’s December to Remember meeting). Joe Walsh stood to nervously talk about a project that Lakewood Playhouse is taking on. They will be reading scripts for new plays – 7 readings next week for $10 a head. He also invited us to come see rehearsals for his upcoming play (he is directing). And finally, an announcement funneled to us from Alan Billingsley (a Rotarian from Clover Park):
Volunteer to make Lakewood South Sound Wildlife area better and get credit to
receive a FREE DISCOVER PASS!
Log in to the WDFW volunteer site and log your hours.
It's simple and you can be recognized for your service.
Hope to see you Saturday the 18th from 9:00 to 1:00 for fun and service
Alan Billingsley
CEO Paktek Inc.
7307 82nd ST CT SW
Lakewood WA 98498
(253) 584-4914
alanb@toolpak.com
Please contact Allan if you can/are willing to help, or you can just show up.
No fines today!!
1985 – Orson Welles dies
Steve Enquist introduced our speaker, Phillip Raschke from Steilacoom. Phillip is a board member for the Lakewood Historical Society. Phillip is a retired military pilot and actor. He titled his presentation “Amelia Earhart: Fact, Fiction and More”.
A bit about Amelia from Wikipedia:
Born July 24, 1897; disappeared July 2, 1937; declared dead January 5, 1939; was an American aviation pioneer. On July 2, 1937, she disappeared over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to become the first female pilot to circumnavigate the world. During her life, Earhart embraced celebrity culture and women's rights, and since her disappearance has become a global cultural figure. She was the first female pilot to fly solo non-stop across the Atlantic Ocean and set many other records. She was one of the first aviators to promote commercial air travel, wrote best-selling books about her flying experiences, and was instrumental in the formation of the Ninety-Nines, an organization for female pilots.
Earhart was born and raised in Atchison, Kansas, and developed a passion for adventure at a young age, steadily gaining flying experience from her twenties. In 1928, she became a celebrity after becoming the first female passenger to cross the Atlantic by airplane. In 1932, she became the first woman to make a nonstop solo transatlantic flight, and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross for her achievement. In 1935, she became a visiting faculty member of Purdue University as an advisor in aeronautical engineering and a career counselor to female students. She was a member of the National Woman's Party and an early supporter of the Equal Rights Amendment. She was one of the most inspirational American figures from the late 1920s and throughout the 1930s. Her legacy is often compared to that of the early career of pioneer aviator Charles Lindbergh, as well as First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt for their close friendship and lasting influence on women's causes.
In 1937, during an attempt to become the first woman to complete a circumnavigational flight of the globe, flying a Lockheed Model 10-E Electra airplane, Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan disappeared near Howland Island in the central Pacific Ocean. The two were last seen in Lae, New Guinea, their last land stop before Howland Island, a very small location where they were intending to refuel. It is generally believed that they ran out of fuel before they found Howland Island and crashed into the ocean near their destination. Nearly one year and six months after she and Noonan disappeared, Earhart was officially declared dead. She would have been 41 years of age.
The mysterious nature of Earhart's disappearance has caused much public interest in her life. Her airplane has never been found, which has led to speculation and conspiracy theories about the outcome of the flight. Decades after her presumed death, Earhart was inducted into the National Aviation Hall of Fame in 1968 and the National Women's Hall of Fame in 1973.
Mr. Raschke gave most of the information mentioned above as well as more in-depth items such as her dad being a lawyer and an alcoholic. He divorced when she was young and that her early childhood may have been the reason that she was such a risk taker. Amelia had a sister named Muriel that evidently wasn’t of the same mindset. At age 18, when WWI was going on, Amelia was a nurse’s aide at a Veterans Home in Toronto. When she was 20, she had her first plane ride. (Writer: After doing some high-end math equations I came to the conclusion that it would have been 1917 when this occurred). In 1923 she obtained her pilot’s license – the 16th woman in the world to do so. (Writer – you readers can do the rest of the mathematical calculations on your own as this is becoming too difficult for me). 1928 saw her crossing the Atlantic as a passenger and in 1932 she flew solo over that same body of water.
There were a few important people in her life including her husband George Putnam (Publisher and author), her sister Muriel, Gene Vidal (Gore Vidal’s father) and Eleanor Roosevelt. Evidently Amelia and George had an “open marriage” concept as Amelia apparently swung from both sides of the plate.
Amelia was considered an aggressive pilot, had no instrument rating and took more chances than most pilots. As mentioned above, she flew a Lockheed 10-E Electra of which there were only 15 made and cost $80k delivered.
On her first attempt at circumnavigating the world she had Paul Mantz as her technical expert, Harold Manning as her ship Captain (skilled in Morse code) and Fred Noonan – a world class Pan American navigator with limited Morse code skills on board the plane. They would attempt to go west to east. Amelia crashed the heavy plane on takeoff from Luke Field at Pearl Harbor.
After the plane was repaired, a second attempt was made only this time they would attempt an east to west route. Manz and Manning did not go with her, and she had equipment removed to lighten the plane’s load. One such piece of equipment left behind was the Morse code transmission key. The plane was still heavy on takeoff from Lae, New Guinea (the last place she was seen alive) in 1937 and flew for about two minutes at 50ft until it was able to get enough air speed to climb higher. Their destination was Howland Island, a flat 1.8 miles long by a half mile wide strip of land in the Pacific Ocean that Eleanor Roosevelt had talked Franklin Roosevelt into cutting an airstrip onto.
The overriding factors in this ill-fated attempt by Amelia Earhardt were the lack of communication. In 1937 the predominant type of communication in the Pacific was Morse code and low frequency radio. Amelia had left behind the transmission key for Morse code (as well as having only one person with her that had limited Morse code skills) and she had high frequency radio equipment that had just been installed and with which she was unfamiliar; ergo, the airship and the ground/navy support could not properly communicate, track or give her a signal by which she could follow and land the plane.
After the largest search ever up to that point, the plane nor the pilot and navigator have ever been found. On January 5th, 1939 Amelia Earhardt was declared officially deceased.
PTG rang the bell to end the meeting. A raffle ticket was drawn, and one Mr. Jim Merritt was the lucky winner with a one in three chance to win somewhere in the neighborhood of $1,200. All he needed to do was draw the red chip…...he drew one of the white chips for $5. Next week the pot thickens!
A teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future, there will be a magnificent invention called autocorrect, for which I am eternally grapefruit.
Update on Ukraine - Russia War
An Update on Ukraine-Russia War
Paula Olson
It began like all other meetings led by President Tom (PT), quietly but firmly. The bell rang and we were off. I, Paula Olson, began with a short invocation about gratitude, and Greg Rediske led us in the Pledge of Allegiance. PT gave an introduction of the theme for the month of October – Community Economic Empowerment. He said that women are most important emphasis to fulfil this theme as when families prosper, the community prospers. We want to empower women with dignity, inclusion, and their full potential for economic contribution. Such a great global message, thanks Tom!
Wendy McGowan gave the Sunshine Report and told us that Mo Sarram will undergo brain surgery so we need to remember him in our thoughts and prayers. PT had us stand for a minute of silence to remember Wynn Hoffman and Howard Svigals who has also passed away. Bob Zawilski told us a little bit about Howard. He had a strong heart for the Foundation, working on the Foundation Committee with the District. He himself donated over $200,000 and worked hard to motivate others to donate as well.
The announcements started up with Bri Cooper announcing that she is having a series of open houses, so come and buy. Connie Coleman-Lacadie told us that the next Rotary on Tap will be on Thursday, October 10th at 5:30 pm at the Lake City Pub, a place we’ve long wanted to go. Connie reminded us that it’s a small place so she needs RSVPs to plan seating. Rose Stevens announced that the Tillicum Community Center is collecting warm clothing for street folks, including jackets, rain gear, tents, blankets, and sleeping bags. Either give your donations to her or take them to the center at 14916 Washington Ave. SW.
Okay, it was PT’s favorite time of the meeting – fine time. Greg Rediske paid $100 for his new Odyssey. John Loweny confessed that he’s missing four meetings, buying a new Tahoe, going on a shrimping trip, dealing with his septic tank at the cabin, and entertaining two sets of family guest, and traveling to Los Vegas. Then he announced that because of family attending UW, he should have the cups that were auctioned off at the last meeting. So he paid $100 as a fine and $100 to Paul Harris for the cups.
Steve Saalfeld bragged that his daughter got her white coat while she studies to get her degree as Doctor of Audiology in San Francisco. Then Steve’s son carved one minute and 22 seconds off his running time at his college. Steve reported that he and his mother have told him repeatedly to take a day off from running and rest but the son has ignored such advice. However, one of his buddies gave the same advice and the son took it and set a new record. Steve is trying to figure how to feed more advice to his son through the buddy. Linda Ripley thanked everyone who attended the Coffee Oasis auction as it was very successful. Angela Connelly thanked our speaker for his military service and all Rotarians who served in the military. She paid $100 in honor of her son who is at West Point and has been accepted in the program to serve as an officer in the Infantry.
Kris Kaufman reported that he had lunch with his daughter at the restaurant that is closing in part to celebrate the 14th anniversary of the death of his wife. They told stories to each other about her. Tony Camoroda announced that October 23rd is World Polio Day. An area governor, Pam Shaffer, has gotten her five clubs organized to raise $15,000 with a donor who will match that up to $25,000. Then the Gates Foundation will match that 2 or 1 and now we are talking some serious money. Tony gave $200. We are more than welcome to contribute too.
Next it was time for the program. Dwight Williams introduced Lt. General Keith Dayton (Ret.). General Dayton has had a remarkable national and global military career for over 40 years. In the U. S. Army, he’s held some of the most critical positions including as an international diplomat. For example, between 2005 and 2010, he held the position of the U. S. Security Coordinator for Israel and the Middle East. (Apologies to Gen. Dayton if I get these details wrong). General Dayton is an inspiration to others for excellence and he helps guide the next generation of military leaders. In 2018, he was appointed as the Senior U.S. Defense Advisor to Ukraine. He’s married to Carol and they have three children. He’s received countless awards and commendations. And he speaks Russian and German.
General Dayton highlighted his remarks with a PowerPoint presentation packed with information. He thought that, three months ago, the war in Ukraine was coming to an end but it’s still not done. He gets a daily report on the status and he sees no end in sight. That Friday alone, 2,000 people were killed. Russia is advancing slowly into Ukraine. All of the U.S. help has failed. President Trump’s efforts to broker a deal to end the war, or to come to a cease fire is not working. And the risk of escalation increases as time goes on.
General Dayton passed out maps to us to track his remarks and depict the frontline and the Russian gains in Ukraine. He showed the Ukraine is in a bad neighborhood with one third of its border on Russia. Ukraine became an independent country in 1991 after domination by the Austrian and Russian Empires. It is the biggest, poorest, and most corrupt country in Europe. Crimea doesn’t want to be a part of Ukraine; it wants to be a part of Russia. The people there speak Russian and adopted Russian culture.
The strategic goals of Russia are to have the people in the land that it has conquered speak Russian and have Russian passports. It wants continued sovereignty over Crimea and that Ukraine does not became a part of NATO. The goals of Ukraine are to get Russia out of Crimea, become part of NATO, and obtain reparations for to the destruction of its country. The goals of United States are to stop the war and normalize relations with Russia.
The frontlines in Ukraine are about 700 miles long, which is a very long area to be considered the front. Ukraine hasn’t made much progress on weakening it. Since the start of the war, over one million people have been killed on both sides of the conflict. Russia has made deep attacks within Ukraine in areas populated by civilians. Those people are forced to adopt Russian ways and identity. Ukraine has defended with small unit tactics. It doesn’t have tanks; it uses motor bikes and small vehicles. Ukraine’s best weapon has been its use of drones. It is a masterclass on using drones to strike back at Russia including more interior targets. Ukraine wants to keep Russia out of domination of the Black Sea.
For the U. S. part in the conflict, the sanctions levied against Russia haven’t worked. Since it isn’t possible for Ukraine to win, it doesn’t make sense to send more money and weapons to it. In 2022, Ukraine wanted to give up land to ensure peace but the Biden Administration advised against it and told Ukraine that it would help defeat Russia with money and weapons.
Ukraine is running out of soldiers. It has a draft for men over 25 years of age. Now it is drafting men between the ages of 55 and 60 years. Those men are being sent to the front where in a matter of 48 hours, they can be killed or injured. Not surprising, morale is bad. About 250,000 soldiers are AWOL both within and outside the country. There are organizational problems within the military of false reporting and no accountability. Ukraine is losing about 2,000 soldiers a week and Russia more. But Russia has more people to draft into the military. It’s true that the war has effected Russian economy. There are gas lines in the country like never before but that’s not enough to stop Russia.
Ukraine’s usage of drones has created a new warfare. They use them as weapons, surveillance, logistic and sea warfare. But Russia is good at countermeasures. They can stop or jam the drones. The United States itself is running short of ammunition. If we were in a war today, we would only have enough ammunition for a short time.
President Trump’s efforts to end the war started with the rare earth mineral agreement which was completed. But he hasn’t effected a cease fire agreement with Russia or peace talks for a final solution. On September 23rd, Trump said that Ukraine can win the war with the help of the European Union. So far, the European Union hasn’t joined to help. Trump called Russia a “paper tiger” and that it’s fighting aimlessly. He wished good luck to all and appeared to say “I’m outta here” and handed off to the European Union.
The situation with allies on both sides is very complicated. Russia is relying on China, Iran, Brazil, and other countries. Even India is starting to side with Russia. Russia has a fuel pipeline going across Ukraine and it supplies fuel to Europe. So the European Union has a strong interest in protecting its supply.
The people of Ukraine want the war to end. A poll taken in September, 77% of the people wanted the end to the war. They want President Zelensky out and a new President elected. General Dayton ended his presentation with a plea for suggestions to deal with this conflict from the floor. If anyone has any ideas, be sure to pass them onto the general.
Thank you, General Dayton, for the update and your expertise.
Drum roll for the raffle and Ron Irwin is the lucky Rotarian. But so sorry, a white chip. Better luck next time, Ron!
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, October 9th at 5:30 pm -Rotary On Tap at Lake City Pub
Friday, October 10th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Phillip Raschke, Lakewood Historical Society Board member - Amelia Earhart: Fact, Fictiion, and More
Friday, October 17th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting -Stephanie Wilcox and Lakewood Rotary Fundraising Committee - Fundraising for upcoming spring fundraiser (formerly the Beer & Wine Festival)
Friday, October 24th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting -Walt Richardson, Photographer Extraordinaire and Lakewood Rotary Member - Walt's Show and Tell
Friday, October 31st - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting -Philip Louie MD & Venu Nemani, MD, PhD - VMFH spine surgeons - The Ageless Athlete: Healthy Back for Life
City of Destiny?
THE LAKEWOOD KEY for September 26, 2025
By Joe Quinn
I know. You are probably wondering: “How the heck did the Scribe come up with that theme for this week’s bulletin?” Well, the Program by Jim Merritt today, about the site selection process that led to the University of Washington locating a branch campus in downtown Tacoma got us thinking about the old nickname Tacoma used to use: The City of Destiny! Stay tuned. (Maybe they still use it, unless Lakewood stole that like they steal Tacoma 8 members.)
President Tom George (TG) started us off with some words of wisdom as follows: “Good afternoon, fellow Rotarians and friends. It is my joy and privilege to welcome you to today’s meeting. Each time we gather, we are reminded of the unique spirit of Rotary—a spirit of service above self, or friendship that transcends boundaries, and of a shared commitment to making a lasting difference in our communities and our world.
This year’s Rotary theme: ‘In Unity we Serve Our Community’ calls us not only to dream but to act, not only to serve but to inspire others to serve with us. Let us come together today with open hearts, fresh ideas, and renewed energy to live out that spirit.
Welcome, and let’s make today’s meeting a time of fellowship, inspiration, and impact.”
Thanks, Tom, for the eloquent introduction to the meeting. Maybe you are destined to be a great President of our club! A President of Destiny. (Don’t tell me that his intro was written by AI.) But for today we will just call him PT. Oh yes, PT also showed us a Rotary International video featuring the great work done using Foundation money.
PT called upon Shiru Osundwa for the invocation/Rotary moment and Carl Bronkema to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. PT recognized Linda Disney at the Paul Harris desk and Jan Gee, who served as Sergeant at Arms and as raffle ticket seller. He thanked the great setup crew including their fearless leader, Rob Erb. Walt Richardson is our skilled photographer, and Joe Quinn is the Scribe today.
Guests today included Rod Koon of Port of Tacoma fame and Bill Baarsma, former Mayor of the City of Destiny. Jim Merritt introduced them both, as well as Claudia Merritt, his lovely spouse. PT welcomed the Puffins and the Zoomers; he also honored our dignitaries, that included PDG Greg Horn and current District Governor Tony Camoroda.
Sunshine Report: Wendy McGowan said no news is good news.
Confessions/Fines:
PT went off script a bit, by mentioning birthdays, and Gayle Selden jumped up to admit that she is celebrating an AARP birthday. Can you believe she is 50? She can’t. P”T decided to steal the birthday check that Gayle got from her dad, Rick Selden, for a cool $100 contribution. In any event, Gayle would have given that amount for trips to Montana, and other exciting and exotic places such as Cleveland, Ohio.
PT held up a copy of Stroll magazine and found several Rotarians whose pictures were in the publication: Carl and Veronica Bronkema got stuck for $20 each. Tom tried to get Mary Horn, but apparently, he was wrong, so he paid $10 for faulty eyesight. Jim and Claudia Merritt and Anne and Steve Enquist were also pictured, so they also paid up. It looks like the event featured in the photos was the Lakewood Rotary “Dinner and a Movie” fundraiser, sponsored by the Enquists, proving once again that no good deed goes unpunished in Rotary.
Announcements: Anne Enquist gave us previews of some upcoming programs. For example, on Hallowe’en—October 31—we have two spine surgeons from Seattle whose arms Anne twisted hard to get them to come south to Lakewood. Their program will be about “A healthy back for life.”
Rose Stevens thanked everyone for the Little Free Pantry contributions. Rose told a touching story of what happened one day at the Springbrook LFP whilst she was making a delivery. She saw an obviously homeless woman getting drinking water, and another woman picking vegetables. The first woman thanked Rose and gave her a big hug. The other woman saw that and basically said, “Me too.” Rose noted that these interactions are the most rewarding thing about the LFP program.
PT then took the almost unprecedented step of saying if anyone just gave $100 to the cause, he would match. Five Rotarians rapidly spoke and offered $100; it happened so fast this Scribe could not keep up, but I think that Don Daniels and Greg Horn were two of the five who shouted out that they’d do it. PT was quickly out five hundred dollars!
The Program: Your humble Scribe did the introduction of our local architect member, Jim Merritt to speak about “The Story from One Point of View—Site Selection of UW Tacoma.”
I promised to do it in two minutes but it actually took four, according to Greg Horn’s timer. (Never ask a lawyer to introduce the program—lesson learned.) Jim’s resume is 20 pages long!
To provide background to his main topic—site selection for UWT—Jim briefly described the efforts that led to the construction of the Tacoma Dome, the bridge over City Waterway on SR-509, and the renovation of Union Station on Pacific Avenue. As an architect and as a downtown civic activist, Jim participated in most or all these projects in some fashion.
Jim then focused on the Tacoma campus of the University of Washington. When the idea was first broached with the powers that be at UW, there was little to no interest in a Tacoma campus. Gradually, however, the idea gained momentum and went through various stages of development. The effort was aided in Olympia due to the so-called “Tacoma mafia”. No, this was not the scandal that erupted in the 1980’s; this was the moniker that some politicians applied because in the late 1980’s and 1990’s there were key elected officials in the legislature and the Governor’s office that happened to hail from Tacoma-Pierce County.
Jim said he was part of a team of young architects and civic activists that pushed for the downtown Tacoma location for the campus. There were at least six different sites discussed for the campus at one point or another. Possible sites included one near Northwest Landing, being developed in Dupont by Weyerhauser, an area near 15th and Commerce in Tacoma, and others.
Jim discussed one fateful meeting and presentation at a hotel downtown, which ended up being a pivotal juncture. In the end, the current site, consisting of about 20 renovated old buildings, was chosen for the campus. A successful part of the project was siting several commercial storefronts along Pacific Avenue, the eastern edge of the campus.
So, you see, you might say the UWT campus was destined to be located where it is today. And Jim Merritt played a significant role in that destiny.
Jim mentioned that a program called “Illuminate” is being held soon to celebrate the 35th anniversary of this effort. Former Mayor Bill Baarsma provided some more political background, so we were happy that Jim asked his friend Bill to stop by and pitch in. Bill was the Mayor of the City of Destiny from 2001 to 2009, and served on the City Council from 1992 to 1999. He also worked on the staff of the famous Senator Henry “Scoop” Jackson in Washington, D.C.
Today, UWT has almost 5,000 students studying on this campus, which even includes some advanced degree programs. The Milgard School of Business is very prominent. In the Q&A session at the end of Jim’s talk, Steve Enquist noted that for a paltry $5 contribution, you can essentially audit any class at UWT with the teacher/professor’s permission. Steve took two business classes that way.
The drawing: There were only four white chips and one red chip left. Jan Gee said the winner would get over $1,100 if they beat the odds. The suspense built up, John Lowney had the right ticket but got only $5. Three - to - one odds next week and even more money.
Future events:
Lakewood Rotary October 3 - Lt. Gen. Keith Dayton - Update on the Ukraine / Russia War
Rotary on Tap - October 9 - Lake City Pub
Lakewood Rotary October 10 - Phillip Raschke - Emilia Earhart - Fact, Fiction and More
Lakewood Rotary October 17 - Stephanie Wilcox - Fundraising for Upcoming Wine & Beer Festival
Lakewood Rotary October 24 - Walt Richardson - Walt's Show and Tell
Lakewood Rotary October 31 - Philip Louie MD & Venu Nemani, MD, Ph. D - The Ageless Athlete: Healthy Backs for Life
Hope for Prevention of Autoimmune Disease
Hope for Prevention of Autoimmune Disease
Paula T. Olson
It was quiet in the house. Prez Tom rang the bell to start the meeting. And understandably so since I’m assuming that members wanted to save their voices for that evening’s celebrations of International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ahoy, mateys! Let’s weigh anchor and get on with the bulletin.
September is Basic Education and Literacy Month, a subject dear to Captain Tom. He talked about the ability to read, which gives one power and opens doors to opportunities, imagination, and brighter futures. Tom said that third world countries are focusing on improving literacy. He told a story that when he was in college, he and his fellow students would spend a week in a village reading to people. Tom had many fond memories of those weeks. He encouraged us to read a book, share what you’re reading with him and others, or go to a school and help teach children to read. Aye, aye, Captain!
Guests included visiting Rotarian Jessica Rueber, Secretary of Gig Harbor Rotary and her friend, Tiffany, and Dave Harkness from Tacoma South. Regular guests were our speaker Dr. Cate Speake and BRI’s Director of Marketing Annie Schultz. Attending on the electronic highway, aka Zoomers, were Carole Wier, John “Ole” Magnuson, Steve and Anne Enquist, Linda Disney, Barlow Buescher, Liz Heath, and others. The bigwigs present were Governor Tony Camoroda, PDG Greg Horn and AG Bill Potter. Wendy McGowan reported only sunshine, no clouds, in health and wellness forecast. Savvy????
It was Birthday, Member Anniversaries, and Wedding Anniversaries time. The Birthday Boys and Girl in attendance were Mark Blanchard, Tony Camoroda, Tiffany Holmon, Greg Rediske, and Bob Zawilski. Chris Kimball had them all stand before us and grilled them on their knowledge of common sayings. The test was he would say the first part of a saying and they were to complete it. It was pathetic and I won’t name names but here are some examples. Good fences make . . . .? the correct answer according to Chris was not “good neighbors” but “good swords for fighting.” Another one was “Haste makes . . . ? Again the correct answer was not “waste” but “people more productive.” One final one: “If you can’t stand the heat . . . “don’t move to Arizona.” Go, eat your cake, birthday people! Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
On the member anniversary front, Sally Saunders joined LR two years ago and Walt Richardson a whopping 41 years ago. There were folks in between, of course. For wedding anniversaries, newlyweds at 11 years married were Brie and Claude Cooper and long hauler Rick and Sharon Selden at 57 years and Sam and Sybil Hunter at an amazing 68 years. Shiver me timbers, those are impressive numbers.
Captain Tom shook down the group for their cash in order to brag about something. Greg Horn kicked in $100 for his 49-year marriage to Mary. Mark and Joan Blanchard were married on the same day and crickets from Mark. Mary Horn announced that Linda Ripley will save a table(s) for anyone that wants to have dinner at the Ram before going to the Lakewood Playhouse to see The Revolutionists” Let her know if you’ll be there.
Dave Harkness told about Tacoma South’s Putt Putt Golf and Dinner event. It features 18 hole golf course at the Harkness Furniture warehouse, live jazz band, a sit down dinner; the Raise the Paddle donations will go to preparation of hygiene kits for girls. Their goal is $50,000 to purchase a van for delivery of the kits. They are also going to hand out two $10 gift certificates and a card with a list of local resources. Last year they raised over $80,000 so they are looking for more. Dave presented Captain Tom with a $100 Harkness Furniture gift certificate for letting him have air time.
Next up was Greg Horn with a set of three autographed books by Tom Carroll. Bill Potter played auctioneer (he’s got a llooonnnnggggg way to go before he can take his auctioneering skills on the road.) It got into an ugly bidding war between Tom, Bob Martin and others but heave ho, the winning bid was $250 to Tom.
Bob Zawilski announced that next Friday’s meeting will be the last meeting of the month. Yep, I checked the calendar and Bob is right. That means roast beef and donations to the Little Free Pantries. Wish list includes Breakfast cereal - regular size box, mac &cheese cups which only require water (and similar such items), canned (pull top if possible): ravioli, spaghetti, pork & beans etc., fruit pouches, canned (pull top if possible) chicken, and cup of noodles, beef preferably. Additional volunteers to help with pantry stocking would be greatly appreciated as Bob, Rose and a few others aren’t always available or have the energy to do it. If interested, contact Bob Zawilski at (253)389-1516 or Rose Stevens at (253)381-7838. Rose will be outside the door to the club to collect food and money donations. Consider it mandatory admission into the meeting! Anyone that shows up without food or money will have to walk the plank or someone’ll crush ye barnacles! Rose Stevens wanted you all to know that there are more people unhoused living in Lakewood and in Pierce County overall! With no temporary shelter available - 140 families and 300 children on the waiting list as of last Friday’s report. She suspects there are many more.
Although she didn’t get air time, Stephanie Wilcox doesn’t want you all to forget OUR fundraising event – the Wine and Beer Festival, now set in stone on Saturday, May 16, 2026 at the McGavick Center. More details to come.
Dr. Peter Marsh introduced our speaker: Cate Speake, PhD, Scientific Director for the Benaroya Research Institute (BRI) in Seattle. Dr. Speake comes from a small coal mining town of 2,500 people in SE Montana. She came to the Pacific Northwest and to the UW to get her degree in microbiology, left for a year, came back to get her PhD. She is the Scientific Director of the BRI Center for Interventional Immunology. Cate started with her initial work in infectious disease settings to her current work in diabetes and autoimmunity. Dr. Speake uses her expertise to analyze large datasets to translate findings in the laboratory to help answer clinical questions. Whew, some impressive stuff, Dr. Speake!
She shared some interesting statistics: one in 12 people have an autoimmune disease. There are about 110 different such diseases and they cost the American economy billions of dollars. That’s the focus of the BRI – to learn ways to predict, prevent or reverse the onset of autoimmune diseases. There are four centers in the BRI: Fundamental Immunology that investigates the cellular and molecular pathways that control the immune system; Translational Immunology that takes findings from lab discoveries and finds ways to apply those learnings to improve human health and clinical care; Interventional Immunology, which uses small and large-scale clinical studies to translate lab discoveries to patient therapies; and Systems Immunology, which uses innovative approaches to generate and analyze high-dimensional data to explore human disease and therapies. BRI’s funding comes 70% from government grants and contracts and 30% from a variety of donors.
The two primary diseases focused upon by Dr. Speake and the BRI are Type 1 Diabetes and Rheumatoid Arthritis. Immunotherapy has really changed the way these diseases are treated. For Type 1 Diabetes, medical science has improved testing for patients and delivery of insulin. The BRI is working on nine different drugs to slow down the progression of the disease. One drug that is in the final stages of development delays the onset of the disease by two years. While that doesn’t seem like a big deal, Dr. Speake said ask anyone with Type 1 Diabetes and see if they would like two years off from daily dealing with this condition. On Rheumatoid Arthritis, there is a trial drug to prevent or delay the onset of this disease.
Dr. Speake talked about the Sound Life Project, which looks to better understand healthy immune systems. There are two groups of 50 people in each group. One group is made up of people 25-35 years old and the other is made up of people 55-65 years old.. These people give a lot of time to reporting lots of information about their daily habits. They come in 10 times over two years at the same time to give data about their health history and lifestyle, submit samples for standard clinical testing and deep immunological profiling at every visit, and complete weekly surveys updating us about their travel history and health. So far scientists have learned that there are four kinds of immune systems and that leads them to come up with a test to determine what kind of system each person is in. They have also learned that young women have unusually high inflammation, which makes them at a higher risk for autoimmune diseases. Scientists will follow these women, with the goal of keeping them free from developing one of those diseases.
In answering questions, Dr. Speake pointed out that vaccines are the most important things to protect people against disease. BRI associates with different health systems and collaborates with other research centers. Regarding her use of AI, Dr. Speake said that AI helps lab people look at data.
Thank you, Dr. Speake, for educating us non-scientific folks about your very interesting research.
Before the raffle, Captain Tom gave some inspiring words about the power he has as president, that is, to bang the gavel, to ring the bell, and to declare that the coffee is cold. But he summed up by saying that any strength he has comes from us – our smiles, our laughter, and our willingness to serve the community. “My gavel may make a sound, but you, my friends, make the music of the club.” Arrr, Arrgh, Yarr, Gar, Tom, I had a tear in me aye!
Weighing anchor on this meeting, Captain Tom had Dr. Speake select the winning raffle ticket, which was worth over $1,000 in booty. Stephanie Wilcox won but lost over $995. Better luck next time!
How about those Mariners, huh??
Upcoming Events:
Friday, September 26th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Jim Merritt FAIA - Architect
Friday, October 3rd - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Lt. Gen. Keith Dayton (Ret.) - Update on the Ukraine / Russia War
Thursday, October 9th - Rotary On Tap
How to Write a Bulletin, er Book..........
Lakewood Rotary “Key” for September 12, 2025
Surprise!
President Tom George wasn’t able to make the meeting so President- in -Waiting, the esteemed Barlow Buescher (aka, PIWBB), stepped forward to lead us. PIWBB must have been a tad bit nervous as he attempted to start our meeting as 1) he didn’t ring the bell and 2) he stated that he wanted to start the meeting early as he wanted more time for today’s speaker; however, upon checking the “device” for the time, we actually started at 12:31PM. Ain’t it fun to try to run a meeting! Yikes! Barlow is very accustomed to speaking in front of people but he had “no eyed deer” what fun he is going to have with Rotary meetings. He does know how to tell a dad joke though.
Once the frivolities of the beginning of the meeting were ended, PIWBB called upon Yorleny Clapper to give the invocation, which she handled very nicely. Next up, new member Matthew Metsker led the salute to the flag.
PIWBB moved on quickly to ask if there were any guests of Rotarians: Karen Boedecker introduced Jennifer Gardiner (sp?) and Veronica Bronkema introduced her mom and a second-time guest that I didn’t get the name of. PDG Greg Horn introduced Tom Carroll (our speaker) as a visiting Rotarian. More on Mr. Carroll later.
Zoomers included Chris Kimballl, Rachel Mazoff, Carl Bronkema, Meg Osundwa and Ole (John Magnuson).
Our dignitaries were introduced: PDG Greg Horn and AG Bill (Chipper)Potter
Wendy McGowan let us know that, sadly, Gary Barton’s mother-in-law passed away. Carl Bronkema let us know that Wynn Hoffman’s widow, Margie, is holding up well and that there will be a service in the spring. We had a moment of silence for Wynn.
Bob Zawilski gave us an update on the Little Free Pantry project and for some reason said he (or someone) said not to mention menopause – but you didn’t hear that mentioned in this epistle.
When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children - just like it says on the bottle!
Stephanie Wilcox stated that the conflicting dates for next year’s Wine and Beer Festival and the 2026 District Conference have been resolved. The new date for the Beer and Wine Festival is May 16, 2026. Stephanie also asked that, if you haven’t filled out the survey she sent out a while back, to please do so as it is IMPORTANT to have our opinions/suggestions. (This event is how we raise the money to give back to the community and the committee works hard to put it together, so your help/participation is greatly appreciated – writer’s note). Stephanie also announced that there is a Partners meeting Monday at Foley’s at Meadow Park Golf Course (no time was stated that I heard)
Our do-all Rotarian, Greg Rediske, informed us that the Lakewood Community Foundation is looking candidates for the Larry Saunders Award. Contact Greg if you have a nominee.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie announced that the next Rotary on Tap would be at the Lake City Pub on October 9th.
Under the “not sure what to make of this category” there is this in the Bangor Daily News: “Maine man gets first moose and bride-to-be in the same day”.
Scott Buser announced that his 50th Wedding Anniversary September 7th so he paid a big fine, er donation.
And with that PIWBB Barlow announced that it was fine, er donation time.
Scott Casebolt gave up some big bucks in honor of a trip to Scotland with a Scottish Pipe Band for two weeks and then extending the trip by taking an Adriatic boat tour with wife JoAnn ($100).
Phil Eng revealed that those participating in the Roadster Romp decided to chip in some $$ and give it to Rotary. They “chipped in” $580.00. Wow…...the Rotary spirit is amazing. Mr. Eng also called upon PP Don Daniels because he had the idea to go to Oregon. Don called on Joel Vranna to pay a fine as well.
PIWBB then cut off “fine time” and called upon PDG Greg Horn to introduce our speaker.
Greg let us know that Mr. Carroll is a retired Navy Captain, author and a former 5020 District Governor as well as having received Rotary’s Service Above Self Award; however the most thing is, at least according to Greg, Mr. Carroll is a Husky!
Our speaker’s website states:
Captain Tom Carroll served thirty years combined active duty and reserve service in the United States Navy, specializing in Special Intelligence and Surface Warfare. Formerly, Tom was a senior executive with Accenture PLC, where he served government and higher education clients. He holds a bachelor’s degree in political science from the University of Washington and a master’s degree in information systems from the University of Phoenix. Tom has held the Project Management Professional certification since 2001. He owns an information technology firm in Olympia, Washington, where he lives with his wife.
He is the author of the Colt Garret series of books: https://tomcarrollbooks.com
Tom titled his presentation to us “Adventure Awaits, From Rotary Governor to Author”.
He stated that he has always been a fan of the Rotary motto of Service Above Self and that he has noticed that people join Rotary for various reasons, but they stay in Rotary because of the friends and relationships they develop with other Rotary members. He also noted that the people in Rotary that work on all of our various projects actually enjoy themselves while doing the volunteer work.
Mr. Carroll talked about the habit of service that he had growing up. As a member of Boy Scouts and later as a member of an Explorer Search and Rescue Team he learned to help people. With the Explorer Search and Rescue Team he would assist in locating people – both living and dead. He assisted in locating victims of both the Green River Killer and Ted Bundy. From these experiences he learned to divide people into good and bad. In college he joined a fraternity and continued on helping others through the fraternity’s various service projects. His service attitude continued after college when he joined the United States Navy and served his country (read – all of us). He retired from the Navy, joined the corporate world and Rotary. In Rotary he became District Governor and started the Gateway Club. He also works as an Emergency Medical Rep for Thurston County (Medic one).
Through Rotary, Tom met a fellow by the name of Jerry Farmer who happens to be an author and Mr. Farmer informed Tom that “You’re in my book”. Evidently Mr. Farmer used Tom as a guide to a character in a book. This piqued Tom’s interest and he asked Mr. Farmer if he thought he, Tom, could write a book. Tom was informed by Jerry that writing a book is story telling. Well, Tom confessed that he likes to tell stories, ipso facto, he now writes books.
Tom didn’t really know where to start so he decided to take a course with the author of The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown.
Mr. Carroll then gave us an example of where stories come from and used the book “3 Days of the Condor” as an example. Evidently the author of the book walked the same way to work every day and one day noticed a sign on a building along the way that piqued his interest and from there started to wonder what went on in the building – the fantasy lasted three days and the book was born.
Next, we were informed that characters come from people the author knows or have seen or may have come across in the media. (This writer won’t mention anything about a champion skier and an illicit affair between this skier’s wife and the pool boy Julio. Nope won’t di it……especially since my editor would probably blue line that part of the writing anyway).
Our speaker finished his presentation by explaining that you better be right about what you are presenting because someone will call you on your mistakes (research, research, research) and that it is way easier to write about a place that you have been to/seen than to make it up. He used Phnom Phen as an example. He also explained that you have to know a lot more than just writing in order to get a book published. Little things like the color of the paper (color adds thickness), bindings, kern size (the space between two letters) etc.
He also put up on the screen one of his edited pages that had more red lines on it than black so that, in essence, he had to re-write the whole page. (This is much like what one of my pages looks like after I present it to one of our Editors).
Tom thanked us all for having him and offered to stay for questions. Plus, he brought some books for us as donations to use at events. The ywill be qauctioned off next week.
PIWBB ended the meeting.
Lowell Johnson had the lucky raffle number. He drew the white chip for $5.00
Rotary After Hours:
Late breaking news: For those that didn’t participate but want to know about the 12/12 Rotary Golf event at Meadow Park Golf Course here is some valuable (invaluable?) information:
The Players:
All: Here are the final foursomes:
1. Lowell Johnson, Chuck Hellar, Scott Buser (aka the Fast Learners)
2. Donn Irwin, “Boomer” James Osundwa, “KP King”, Bill Potter and “The Eagle Man/Chipper”, Joel Vranna (aka The No Names)
3. Rondi Johnson, Sue Marsh, Lia Knight and Kirsten Quinn (aka Feminine Mystiques)
4. Veronica Bronkema, Carl Bronkema, Kris Peterson and Mark Herr (aka the Big Hitters)
5. Peter Marsh, Greg Rediske, David Swindale and Joe Quinn (aka The Oldsters)
This was a scramble, and each player needed two drives to count for the day. Valuable prizes (golf balls and tees I believe) for the top three teams were awarded and there were four KPs for individuals, both men and women. Evidently PP Bronkema is a bit confused with gender identification as he entered his name on both of the women’s KP’s. Fortunately, our organizer for this event, Joe Quinn Esq., recognized Mr. B for what he is and made the necessary adjustments – all done legally of course.
Food and drink happened at Foley’s and fun day was had by all.
For those of you that care:
On this day – Sept. 12th:
490 BC – Battle of Marathon
1624 – First ever submarine tested in London on the Thames
1792 – Court-martial begins for the instigators of the mutiny on the Bounty
1848 – Switzerland becomes a Federal State
1862 – Battle of Harper’s Ferry
1928 – Katharine Hepburn makes her stage debut in “Night Hostess”
1944 – U S Army troops enter Germany for the first time in WWII
1958 – first integrated circuit introduced
1959 – Bonanza TV series premieres
2013 – Voyager 1, launched 36 years earlier, is the first man-made craft to leave the solar system
Sharing your birthday today:
Actor Linda Gray, singer Maria Muldaur, TV host and commentator Greg Gutfeld, Comedian Louis C. K., golfer Angel Cabrera, Basketball Hall of Famer Yao Ming, singer Jennifer Hudson, actors Alfie Allen, Emmy Rossum and Sydney Sweeny.
Supplement to The Life and Times of a Marine Professional
Supplement to
The Life and Times of a Marine Professional
Paula T. Olson
In the course of my job as Editor-in-Chief of this illustrious Bulletin, it has come to my attention that important details were left out and errors were made in the last bulletin recounting the meeting on Friday, September 5th. Unfortunately, I was not at that meeting, so I was unable to catch them before publishing. I want to take the time to do it now.
Lakewood Rotary’s newest member did not get a proper introduction. Finally bowing to the year-long efforts of Anne and Steve Enquist to join LR, Matt Metsker, President of St. Clare Hospital, took the membership plunge. Matt rose through the medical ranks with 17 years as a hospitalist physician assistant, so he comes to his role as President with a clinical eye. He served in several hospital operations/management roles prior to his assuming his current position, which he took in May 2024. Matt is also a member of the Metsker Maps family and he lives with his wife and young daughters in Lakewood. Welcome, Matt!
Stephanie Wilcox has confirmed the new date for next year’s Wine and Beer Festival is Saturday, May 16, 2026. Put it on your calendar!
The last thing is more details about the fascinating presentation by Kevin Riddle, introduced by his friend, Andy Phillips, about his work as a marine pilot. Kevin talked about the qualifications to be selected to participate in the marine pilot program. First, you have to have years of experience as a captain of a boat of some significant size, similar to Kevin’s very impressive experience. Then you have to sit for several written exams and verbal interviews. If you pass all that, then you are accepted into a two-year internship, all before you can hope to be certified as a marine pilot.
The job of a marine pilot in our area is to take over every commercial ship, including cruise ships, oil tankers, and container ships at the station at Port Angeles. Many ships have thousands of people on them or thousands of containers. Kevin showed video of a tug boat pulling up to the side of a vessel and a ladder coming down. The marine pilot climbs up the ladder as his only way to board the ship that he will pilot. Of course, when he’s done, he will also climb the ladder back down onto a tug boat. The distance he will climb is at least 60 or 70 feet.
When a marine pilot takes over a ship, he must deal with different nationalities and languages. He must be able to understand all the navigational instruments on the various ships, and be able to maneuver the ship where it needs to go. The pilot must have an intimate knowledge of the waters of Puget Sound and the variations of each port that the ship needs to go. For example, the Port of Tacoma or the Port of Seattle each have their own unique features that the pilot needs to know to fulfill the primary purpose of the job – safety.
Kevin works two weeks on and two weeks off but it on call in case of some kind of emergency.
Kevin talked about how a marine pilot needs to be recertified annually. He said that most of the developed world have marine pilots for the same reason that the United States does. Those that cruised the Panama Canal had a marine pilot at the helm guiding the ship through. Kevin wanted to make sure that we don’t confuse a marine pilot with a member of the US Marine Corps who flies airplanes, as some people ask him.
Again, thank you, Kevin, for your presentation.
The Life and Times of a Marine Professional
The Life and Times of a Marine Professional
By Wendy McGowan
It’s time for another Lakewood Rotary history lesson! I’ll likely plagiarize here and there from Greg Rediske’s book “50 Years of Service and Fellowship”. What better resource could I possibly use (copy?)!
If I may brag just a tad, our successes were nothing but outstanding: five kids into Stanford, two into Harvard, and others into Occidental, Columbia, and the like. Education and mentoring young people was Mike’s passion. For those many years, in 1984 he received a Private Sector Initiative Commendation from President Reagan at the Washington Press Club for citizen involvement in education.
In the beginning, after dozens of meetings with Lakewood Rotarians who were interested in participating and saw the value of developing such a program, NextStep, was born. NextStep has grown with the help of many, many Lakewood Rotarians during its 22 years and has successfully aided many, many high school seniors to acceptance into outstanding universities. Today, Anne and Steve Enquist oversee the NextStep program. “The two-person McGowan program has evolved into a dozen Rotarians, at any given time, improving children’s lives, one at a time.”
The school bell just rang. Your history lesson is over. I’m confident that you have learned one more thing that makes Lakewood Rotary the most outstanding club in Tacoma, possibly the best in the state of Washington.
Now for the minutes of the September 5, 2025 meeting led by non-other than President Tom George. On the dot of 12:30 he rang the bell and thank us all for “joining our Rotary Family”.
Tom asked Mary Marlin to deliver today’s “Rotary Moment”. With her cleverness, wisdom, and wit as usual, Mary recited a poem she had written. I believe it is called, “Days”. The flag salute came next, but I didn’t hear, nor could see, who led us.
President Tom acknowledged each of those who made this meeting possible. Joe Walsh covered the Paul Harris desk and Barlow Buescher manned the $2.00 table. The IT team: Scott Baird, Terry Roarke, James Osundwa, David Swindale, and Tiffany Holman performed at the peak of perfection.
“The News Crew” was right on top of things. Phil Eng hopped up every minute or two to snap a photo. “Yours Truly” scribbled away, making every effort not to miss a name (which is a big job!), and Paula Olson, you can be sure, published this bulletin, if you are presently reading it!!!
I believe Veronica Bronkema introduced the one and only guest, Teresa Rau (hope I spelled the last name correctly. And, a VERY tall man named Dr. Matt Metzger was introduced as a visiting Rotarian (from the Clover Park club).
The Zoomers included “the regulars”: Liz Heath, Carole Wier, Ralph Lockhart, plus Linda Disney, who usually attends in-person. The President acknowledged “the officials”: PDG Greg Horn, DG Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter.
Debbie McVicker proudly came forward to receive her first Paul Harris award from presented by Steve Enquist.
I sadly gave the Sunshine Report. Carl Bronkema emailed me on Thursday that he had received an email from Margie Hoffman saying that her husband and Lakewood Rotarian Wynn had died on September 1st. I have written Margie conveying our caring thoughts and deepest sympathy.
Phil Eng reminded everyone of the upcoming Reeder Road Rally. Now if that doesn’t sound familiar, it is due to a name change. For many years this event has been called the Reeder Roadster Romp, named after Lakewood Rotary member Paul Reeder. However, Phil explained further that there are no roadsters (just plain cars!) in the event anymore, thus renaming the trip down to the Oregon coast for fun and frivolity.
Ryan McGrady and Tiffany Holman proudly received their Blue Badges today.
Sally Saunders gave a generous thank you to those in attendance for the $50,000 donation to Partners for Parks.
President Tom introduced our speaker of the day, Kevin Riddle, retired Coast Guard Puget Sound pilot. Kevin’s background is quite amazing and I think you could hear a pin drop as he spoke.
Kevin is a 1992 graduate of the U.S. Coast Guard Academy with a Bachelor of Science in Civil Engineering. He holds a U.S. Coast Guard Master of Unlimited Tonnage Mariner’s license. Presently, he is responsible for the Coast Guard’s coordinated response to maritime incidents throughout the 3.8 million square miles that encompasses Alaska, the Gulf of Alaska, the Bering Sea, and the Arctic Ocean. Previously he has been assigned to Woods Hole, Massachusetts; Key West Florida; U.S. State Department Washington D.C. and Honolulu, Hawaii
As a Puget Sound pilot, he is among a group of highly skilled, marine professionals who guide commercial vessels through our waters of Puget Sound. To become a pilot, one must complete a two-year program. Kevin explained a pilot’s primary job is to protect the marine environment.
Kevin is one of 56 pilots in the Puget Sound. They handle 7,000 ships every year. Kevin explained that safety is the main emphasis.
I was astounded at the videos he showed us…often very, very large container ships maneuvering very tight quarters! Yikes!!!
P.S. This morning I received an email from Stephanie Wilcox. It reads:
“At today’s meeting I announced that the wine and beer festival will be on May 9, 2026. After that announcement I found out that same weekend will be the Rotary District Conference. So…a pretty big conflict. I have reached out to my contact at Clover Park Tech to see what other dates are available. So, there may be a switch of dates.
What’s more, during announcements we were happy to hear that Stephanie is the new chairperson of the Beer and Wine Festival. We couldn’t find anyone else better to do the job than this gal!
Stephanie asked the members to let her know of the things we enjoyed at last year’s Beer and Wine Festival and would like repeated. Also, if you would like to see changes or deletions please let Stephanie know, as the committee will be in the planning stages very soon.
Upcoming Events:
Sunday, September 7th - Reeder Roadster Romp at Oregon Garden Resort
Thursday, September 11th - Rotary On Tap
Friday, September 12th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Tom Carroll
Friday, September 19th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, September 26th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, October 3rd - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Thursday, October 9th - Rotary On Tap
It's Fun to Learn About the Y-M-C-A !
On this overcast Friday, those of us present for the weekly Rotary meeting were called to order by President Tom George, who reminded us that as he is small in stature, people love to ask him to “please stand up” when he’s already standing. At least I think it was Tom who said that—the voice came from somewhere behind the podium. I can’t be sure.
For those not present, I can assure you that the AC at the country club works quite well as the room was so chilly that I think I spotted a couple members of the kitchen crew hanging sides of beef at the back of the room and even the folks on the Zoom screen were shivering. As my uncle was fond of saying on cold winter days, “It felt like the kind of day that reminds a man he has nipples.
Invocation: Scott Buser made our invocation, reminding us of the long history of Labor Day and how it was a celebration of improving working conditions and workers’ rights from the dark days of the industrial revolution, where working long hours seven days a week for very little pay were often the norm. He also read aloud the Labor Day Prayer. Bill Potter led our flag salute.
Terry Roarke, James Osundwa and David Swindale were among the IT team and set-up crew who made today’s meeting possible.
Walt Richardson was shuttering the bugs, and Steve Saalfeld was in charge of scribing this certain-to-be-overly long description of today’s meeting. He’s a wordy fellow who is prone to rely on his editors to clean up his shoddy reporting.
Guests of Rotarians: Linda Ripley introduced Leanne, who learned about our club through the Little Free Pantry and came to learn more. I didn’t see her make a break for the exit before the meeting’s end, so we were able to pull off another week of semi-civilized behavior.
On this overcast Friday, those of us present for the weekly Rotary meeting were called to order by President Tom George, who reminded us that as he is small in stature, people love to ask him to “please stand up” when he’s already standing. At least I think it was Tom who said that—the voice came from somewhere behind the podium. I can’t be sure.
For those not present, I can assure you that the AC at the country club works quite well as the room was so chilly that I think I spotted a couple members of the kitchen crew hanging sides of beef at the back of the room and even the folks on the Zoom screen were shivering. As my uncle was fond of saying on cold winter days, “It felt like the kind of day that reminds a man he has nipples.
Invocation: Scott Buser made our invocation, reminding us of the long history of Labor Day and how it was a celebration of improving working conditions and workers’ rights from the dark days of the industrial revolution, where working long hours seven days a week for very little pay were often the norm. He also read aloud the Labor Day Prayer. Bill Potter led our flag salute.
Terry Roarke, James Osundwa and David Swindale were among the IT team and set-up crew who made today’s meeting possible.
Walt Richardson was shuttering the bugs, and Steve Saalfeld was in charge of scribing this certain-to-be-overly long description of today’s meeting. He’s a wordy fellow who is prone to rely on his editors to clean up his shoddy reporting.
Guests of Rotarians: Linda Ripley introduced Leanne, who learned about our club through the Little Free Pantry and came to learn more. I didn’t see her make a break for the exit before the meeting’s end, so we were able to pull off another week of semi-civilized behavior.
| By Stephen Saalfeld on Sunday, August 31, 2025 On this overcast Friday, those of us present for the weekly Rotary meeting were called to order by President Tom George, who reminded us that as he is small in stature, people love to ask him to “please stand up” when he’s already standing. At least I think it was Tom who said that—the voice came from somewhere behind the podium. I can’t be sure. For those not present, I can assure you that the AC at the country club works quite well as the room was so chilly that I think I spotted a couple members of the kitchen crew hanging sides of beef at the back of the room and even the folks on the Zoom screen were shivering. As my uncle was fond of saying on cold winter days, “It felt like the kind of day that reminds a man he has nipples. Invocation: Scott Buser made our invocation, reminding us of the long history of Labor Day and how it was a celebration of improving working conditions and workers’ rights from the dark days of the industrial revolution, where working long hours seven days a week for very little pay were often the norm. He also read aloud the Labor Day Prayer. Bill Potter led our flag salute. Terry Roarke, James Osundwa and David Swindale were among the IT team and set-up crew who made today’s meeting possible. Walt Richardson was shuttering the bugs, and Steve Saalfeld was in charge of scribing this certain-to-be-overly long description of today’s meeting. He’s a wordy fellow who is prone to rely on his editors to clean up his shoddy reporting. Guests of Rotarians: Linda Ripley introduced Leanne, who learned about our club through the Little Free Pantry and came to learn more. I didn’t see her make a break for the exit before the meeting’s end, so we were able to pull off another week of semi-civilized behavior. Paul Harris: Steve Enquist recognized Wendy McGowan for her 5th Paul Harris. Wendy brought along a photo of a few Lakewood Rotarians, including her dearly-departed husband Mike receiving recognition years ago for our little club hitting the $500,000 milestone for dollars donated to the Rotary Foundation. Mark Edgecomb became a Major Donor with his 10th Paul Harris. Mark confessed when he first started in Rotary he saw people recognized for $1,000 gifts and thought, “that isn’t me.” But one day, he found himself wondering, “Why isn’t it me?” Mark decided enough was enough and caught up with his missed donations so that he could hit $10K in 10 years. President George thanks our latest Paul Harris fellows and shared the wonder of witnessing Rotary’s impact in India and encouraged us all to keep on donating to make a difference. New Member Alert! President George introduced us to Karen Boedecker as a new member who was one of the first people he knew around here when he first moved to the U. S. Karen was a longtime member at Tacoma North Rotary until their club dissolved. She remembered Tom was a member here and asked about joining the finest Rotary club in the universe. Karen was born in Tacoma 80 years ago and shared that her grandma was born here in 1898 (making grandma just a little older than Greg Horn). Karen is a mother of three boys and has two grandchildren. When she decided she was tired of being a girlfriend, she told her boyfriend it was time to tie the knot after 30 years of dating. He agreed. The wedding party included her 6-month-old granddaughter being pulled down the aisle in a wagon by her grandson who was fully ambulatory. Before Karen could escape the podium, Patty Mannie rushed her like she was bound for a grunge concert mosh pit to ensure Karen took possession of the Puffin. Patty’s bright smile glowed with the heat of a thousand suns across the room the second the stuffed bird was no longer her responsibility. Fun Fact: My wife worked at the YMCA early on in her career and told me one big downside was that EVERY WHERE THEY WENT THEY HAD TO HEAR THAT DAMN VILLAGE PEOPLE SONG! Apparently she’s not a fan of 70’s anthems and cosplay. Announcements: Anne Enquist told us what is coming up at Lakewood Playhouse. The comedic woman-powered show, The Revolutionist, set in France’s Reign of Terror (think Marie Antoinette suggesting that the peasants might be content with a spot of cake). There will be Rotary socials prior to the shows on Sept. 13 (Hops & Drops), Sept. 20 (The Ram) and Sept. 27 (The Ram). Lakewood Playhouse Challenge And never let it be said that Lakewood Rotarians ever backed down from a good old-fashioned ticket-off! That is to say that the word on the street is that 20 members of Clover Park Rotary have already purchased tickets for the Dec 7 matinée of Seussical. Anne called upon us to “Rise above our existence as the lowly, pathetic wretches that we are to ensure we aren’t defeated by those derelicts at the Clover Park Club” (I feel my editor tugging at my sleeve to suggest I shouldn’t use quotation marks when I might be paraphrasing a wee bit. Good note, Editor! I’ll keep that in mind next time…What do you mean there won’t be a next time???). Phil Eng will arrange a gathering spot for any and all Rotarians who’d like to show up those Clover Park wannabes when you buy a ticket for you, your family and all of your neighbors. The group rate price is $23/ticket so load up your little red wagon with tickets galore! Sunshine Report: Wendy McGowan reported that all Rotarians were healthy and to her knowledge wealthy—a very timely declaration as we were minutes away from Happy Bucks/Fines. Connie Colerman Lacadie reminded us that there will be a Rotary on Tap on Sept. 11 at a yet-to-be-determined location. Details to come next week. Exchange Student Update: Mary Horn shared that our exchange student from Switzerland, Nael Rinnerthaler (pronounced Nile, like the river), is absolutely loving his experience at Lakes HS, spending nearly an hour regaling his mother over the phone about all of the details of his first day of school. He gets up every morning to swim in the lake, heads to school for a day of learning, followed by cross country practice. He had discovered the chilly wonders of cold plunging after practice (nearly as cold as the Country Club dining room!). Mary and Greg took him to the Gum Wall in Seattle, but said they didn’t have time to take him to the Space Needle (I suspect they lost track of time sampling all that gum). If anyone is up for taking him up to see the Space Needle, or out to The Fair (Where it is said “you can do it at a trot, you can do it at a gallop!”) or any other exciting local activities, please let Mary know. Rob Erb Lake Tumble Update: Rob Erb reported that as many had heard he recently took a tumble but wanted to dispel the rumors:
If you have any photos and a few details, please send them to our PI Director Linda Disney at lindaj25@gmail.com Saturday, August 23 was the 4 Hour Dinner Cruise around Steilacoom Lake that was purchased at the Wine & Beer Festival last spring. 12 brave souls boarded Mary & Greg Horn’s pontoon boat for a scenic cruise around one of Lakewood’s most beautiful lakes. The 175-year history of the lake was explained, with four stops along the way. First stop was at Mary & Greg Horn’s for some appetizers and cheap wine. Apparently Greg forgot to restock the bar. Second stop was at Greg & Sharon Rediske’s home where soup, salad and Barlow Buescher’s famous scotch tastings were served. Third stop was at Bob & Sue Martin’s for an out-of-this-world BBQ salmon dinner. It featured two varieties of salmon and was perhaps the best I’ve ever tasted. The Four Hour Cruise concluded around 8:00 p.m. at Ron & Liz ZIrwin’s beach with an overwhelming variety of deserts. Again, if you have any stories and pictures of other events to share please send them to Linda Disney, our Public Image chair. She will post them on social media and forward them to the weekly bulletin publishers. |
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Thomas George Throughout History
Thomas George Throughout History
Greg Rediske
Famous men named Thomas George, according to Wikipedia:
Thomas George (Australian politician) (born 1949), member of the New South Wales Legislative Assembly and a member of the Lions Club
Thomas George, American politician from Missouri and an electrician
Thomas George, chancellor and professor of chemistry and physics at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who pursued a double major in chemistry and mathematics
Thomas George (rower) (born 1994), British rower who holds the world record over the 5-kilometer distance on a rowing machine, with a time of 14.53.
Tom George (director), British director of film and television, including “Mickey and Michaela Bury Their Dad”
And there is another Thomas George, not listed in Wikipedia for some reason. This Thomas George is a Director (Emeritus, meaning “long gone”) of Information Technology at Bates Technical College from 1980 to 2015. He is a graduate of Washington State University, as well as the Cisco Networking Academy. His licenses include CESCES, and CCNACCNA (you don’t really want/need to know what those stand for). He was also Chairman of the Bates Technical College Board of Trustees (2024), and Employee of the Year at Bates (2001), and Educator of the Year of the Association of Vocational Administrators (1999).
But most importantly, this last Thomas George has burnished his credentials considerably by serving as President of the Rotary Club of Lakewood, 2025-2026, and in that capacity called the meeting to order on Friday, August 22, 2025, at exactly, or almost exactly, 12:30 p.m. 36 seconds late, but who’s counting.
Greg Horn regaled us with the history of the Rotary Student Exchange program, noting that it was first discussed in 1927, and acted upon in 1929. The first fully supported Rotary exchange program was in 1975. Lakewood Rotary beat that number by 6 years, as our first exchange student, from Chile, was in 1969.
Scott Buser successfully led us in the Pledge, while the IT team was canonized again: Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, Rob Erb, Tiffany Holmon and David Swindale. (Such a relief that Tiffany is on board there.) Phil Eng took photos, and Becky Wiggins collected Paul Harris funds and Linda Disney womaned the $2.00 raffle ticket table while also serving as Sgt At Arms. We had one visiting Rotarian, Elizaphan Kimuya who hails from Kenya originally. Guests of Rotarians: Greg introduced brother Jeff Rediske; Mary Horn introduced our new exchange student from Switzerland, Nael (pronounced “Nile”) Rinnerthaler; Joe Introduced Kris Quinn; Bill Wiggins introduced longtime friend, David Ware, along with our speaker and Shubh’s wife and 1-year old child. Barlow Buescher introduced future Lakewood Rotarian (next week), Karen Boedecker.
Sunshine Report:
Wendy reminded us of the tragedy befalling Dwight and Stephanie Williams in the murder of their son. Mo Sarram is having brain surgery soon, and Jim Rooks sent a letter detailing in extreme medical terms the various cuts, bruises and abrasions from his fall while running a race: fortunately, AFTER crossing the finish line. Close call.
Announcements:
:Rose Stevens reminded us to bring stuff for the Little Free Pantries next week. Items needed include: Ramen and canned tuna at the top of the list. Followed by canned chicken, oatmeal packets, bottled water, granola and snack bars, wet wipes, applesauce, fruit cups or pouches.
:David Swindale presented our proposed international project in Nepal, 36 simple eco-friendly toilets. This is a $5000 District 5020 matching grant, and it was MSC to approve our contribution of $5000. Total project: $10,000.
:Joe Quinn says two spots remain for golf on September 12 at Meadowpark. Tee times are 2 to 2:40, $38 each plus tax and $28 ($14 each for two) for a cart. This will be a four-person scramble. Dinner at Foleys after, with invitations to non-golfers as well. Currently golfing: Lowell Johnson, Chuck Hellar, Scott Buser, David Swindale, Donn Irwin, James Osundwa, Bill Potter, Joel Vranna, Rachel Mazoff, Rondi Johnson, Kris Quinn, Sue Marsh, Veronica Bronkema, Carl Bronkema, Lia Knight, Peter Marsh, Greg Rediske & Joe Quinn.
:Rick Selden invited all to the LASA groundbreaking of their 26 new housing units behind their current location. Thursday, August 28, 12:30 p.m.
:Bill Potter is looking for tablemates for the Nourish event on September 16.
:Nael from Switzerland, 15 and attending Lakes High, presented two banners to President Tom while thanking us for the opportunity to be with us for this year. Tall and likeable!!
Paul Harris:
Steve Enquist presented Gayle Selden with her 5th Paul Harris, and at long last, Joe Quinn achieved Major Donus status ($10,000), the 12th in our club to do so. Kris Quinn was included in the award of bling for this honor, while Tom finished it off with a few words on the rewards of generosity.
And Tom said “No fines!”. (Actually, he didn’t say anything, but there were none regardless)
From Janet Lordahl: “Our family has been celebrating a special baseball story too!!! My great-nephew is a left-handed pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds, Andrew Abbott. He was selected to play in the recent All-Star game and pitched the 6th inning.”
Program:
Bill Wiggins introduced Dr. Subhadeep Bhattacharjee (Shubh for short) from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife out of Olympia. Shubh previously worked in the South African savannah, and with Bengal tigers, among others in his 20 years of professional experience. Since 1900, more than 80% of wolf populations have been exterminated by bounty hunters (mostly). There are now about 7500 gray wolves in the U.S., mostly the Great Lakes region and in Montana, Idaho, Oregon and Washington. (Less than 100 red wolves can be found in the wild in the Carolinas.) There are about 13,000 gray wolves in Canada, and about 10,000 in Alaska. They live in family groups of up to 25, but in Washington a group is 4-5. A family group can roam over an area of 300 square miles. Gestation time is about 60 days, with litters of 4-6. Births take place in April, and the pups are hunting by October and full size by December.
After being exterminated in the 1930s, the Federal Government gave protected status to gray wolves in 1973 and listed as an endangered species in 1980. No gray wolves have been introduced into Washington: all have come via migration (Canada mostly). The first known pack arrived in Okanogan in 2008, and by 2024 there were 230 wolves in 43 packs in Washington. They are counted each January via helicopter, plane, and ATV. This process is detailed in an excellent video (8 minutes) www.wdfw.wa.gov/wolves About 14% of the Washington population is monitored.
The department focuses on non-lethal measures to protect livestock. About 2-6 wolves are killed annually when these measures don’t succeed. There is a Wolf Advisory Board consisting of hunters, conservationists and farmers (equal distribution) to consider necessary steps for mutual success. Four positions are currently open until sometime in September for volunteer additions to this board. Shubh also briefly noted the 20 grizzly bears in the northeast corner of Washington. They live for 30-35 years and sleep 4-5 months out of the year. He suggested not messing with them. At all. His department does all of their work on a budget of $1.6 million/year. Excellent program, thanks to all.
And Mary Marlin got the right number, but the wrong chip. $5.00 to the “winner”.
To laugh often and much: To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you lived. This is to have succeeded. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson
And I almost forgot: Ole went to a swap meet and got a good used bicycle for Lena. Lars heard this and said, “I think that’s a pretty fair trade.”
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, August 28th at 12:30 pm – LASA groundbreaking
Friday, August 29th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - TBD
Friday, September 5th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Kevin Riddle - Puget Sound Pilot, Retired Coast Guard Pilot
Sunday, September 7th - Reeder Roadster Romp at Oregon Garden Resort
Thursday, September 11th - Rotary On Tap
Friday, September 12th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting - Tom Carroll
Friday, September 12th – Golf at Meadowpark. Contact Joe Quinn for details.
Tuesday, September 16th – Nourish event. Contact Bill Potter for details.
Celebrating Five Years of the Little Free Pantries
The August 15th Rotary Club of Lakewood meeting was called to order by President Tom George. President George was on his game today even with multiple distractions. The Honorable Clint Johnson gave the Rotary moment filling us with a heartwarming story about marriage. Terry Roarke led us a brand-new abbreviated version of the pledge. Bud Montgomery was on the Paul Harris desk. Barlow Buescher was the raffle and Sergeant of Arms person (how’s that Joe?). Terry, Bud, Rick Selden, Tiffany Holmon, James Owsundwa and David Swindale were on set-up crew. Phil Eng took photos and myself, Gayle Selden “took notes.”
We had Leanne Dryer and Karen Bodecker as guests at the meeting.
Wendy shared about Rob Erb, who fell at the Floating Board meeting. Rob has seen an orthopedic surgeon in regards to his right arm and he has bruised ribs. We got to hear from Jim Rooks who fell at the end of a 5K run and had some facial injuries.
We also got the news that Dwight and Stephanie Williams tragically lost their grandson in random act of violence. Jaedyn, age 18, was shot by an unfamiliar person in the Allenmore Emergency Room. The person seemed to be having a mental breakdown and fired upon Jaedyn and his girlfriend. The suspect is in custody. May Dwight and Stephanie and their family be surrounded by love.
On September 12th Rotarians and spouses will be golfing at Meadow Park Golf Course. Golf will start at 2pm. There will be a 7:00 p.m. dinner after for all golfers and even those who prefer not to golf. Please talk to Joe Quinn and participate in another fun Rotary social activity.
Phil Eng announced last call to join in on the Reeder Roadster Romp. Sept 7, 8 and 9 in central Oregon. It’s a really fun way to get to know members better. Having a roadster is no longer required but you are required to have fun.
Barlow asked the membership to approve $2,000 to the district in support of our Youth Exchange program. It was moved and seconded and voted in the affirmative.
The new exchange student, Nael Rinnerthaler from Switzerland, has arrived and is staying at Greg and Mary Horn’s. This year it will be imperative for our club to embrace Nael and make sure he has a lot of activities to fill his plate. This year the exchange students won’t be able to get together with students across the border. Taking around an exchange student is a good excuse to see something you always have wanted, to or revisit a place you love or have a fun dinner in or out.
Joe Quinn made a confession about a two-week trip to Alaska and gave President George a bribe of a float plane ornament. I do hope some money quickly followed.
Greg Rediske announced Birthdays and Anniversaries. Top Three Rotary anniversaries include Ralph Lockhart (53 years in a couple clubs including the Elma club he founded), Rick Selden at 52 years and Ron Irwin 44 years. Top Three Wedding anniversaries include Bob and Robyn Peterson at 64 years, Gary and Sheri Fulton at 61 years and Chuck and Sue Hellar at 58 years and Bob & Sue Martin at 52 years. Birthdays brought Wendy McGowen, Terry Roarke, Carol Weir and John Lowney to the front. We learned where they were all born and how awful they are at guessing the originator of quotes. Let’s see if the reading public is better.
Who said, “Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!”
Which comedian lamented, “You know you are getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out,’”
Which actress came close to making it to 100 and said “The older you get, the better you get, unless you are a banana.”
And finally, who said, “With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had,’ and the waiter joined me.”
** The answers are listed below
Mark Edgecomb made a humble brag about participating in the Clover Park Rotary Golf Scramble and for the first time ever driving to the green. We learned later that Mark might’ve been helped by the cart path and a very fortunate bounce.
Chris Kimball confessed to a new vehicle for Vickie which already needs body work due to a drive-by by Vickie after eye surgery. I remember that Chris had a new vehicle that also had an accident in their driveway right after purchase. It seems the Kimball driveway is the difficult one probably as there are way too many vehicles.
Rick confessed to a trip to the Oregan Coast and paid $20. He was also certain Joel Vranna wanted to share about his trip to Switzerland. Gotta be careful who you sit next to, Joel! Joel loved the clean, great transportation and friendly people in Switzerland but found the opposite in Amsterdam. He paid $100.
Donna Philips was a proud mama in letting us know her and Andy’s son Dan just joined Rotary in St. Albers, Vermont. Dan saw the value of Rotary when Donna found him nine weeks lodging with a local Rotary club member while he was doing a residency. Now establishing himself he saw the value of the Rotary connection and is already working to support the Rotary’s duck drop fundraiser. Donna paid the fine with Andy’s credit card.
James Osundwa paid a fine as daughter, Adia, had taken took Yorleny’s Spanish class. This is a class that Lakewood Rotary helped sponsor. He attended the graduation and was really proud to share the class’s success!
Our speaker, Bob Zawilski was introduced by the amazing Rose Stevens. Rose is a master of grants and international projects and has become the heart of our club in her many years of service. She is currently housing the Little Free Pantry stock in her garage.
Bob is Past President of Lakewood Rotary, past District Grants chair (8 years) and the founding father of Lakewood Rotary’s Little Free pantry. Bob welcomed Jason Scales from LASA and Penny from Pierce Transit for joining us on zoom for the presentation.
In 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, the Little Free Pantry project was approved by Lakewood Rotary. We got a couple pantries built and the goal was to make food accessible 24-7. It was originally thought the Little Free Pantries would be self-sustaining but we have learned now that the demand exceeds support.
Our community has 11.4 % below the poverty line and 36.9% that are asset-limited. Those community members often have to choose between food and electricity, food and medication, food and clothing. These community members benefit greatly from the little free pantries.
Bob highlighted community drop-off sites including Crunch Gym, Christ Lutheran Church, Little Church on the Prairie and the YMCA. Food donors like Lakewood Rotarians Don Daniels and his neighbors help. Host sites include Lakewood Presbyterian Church, LASA, the YMCA and Springbrook Park. We have also gotten support from Clover Park Rotary, Pierce Transit and other people and organizations.
The pantries were originally funded by a pass-the-hat at a Lakewood Rotary meeting where over $3,000 was raised. The committee also got a Covid grant. This past year a District Simplified Grant filled the coffers. The generosity of club members continues to fill the pantries. The committee is good at spending money in the best way to benefit the needs that they see for the users of the pantry.
Lia Knight, pantry stocker, shared her journey of becoming a Lakewood Rotarian thru Little Free Pantries. She met Bob when he came and picked up food from a site she was working. She wondered where that food was going so Bob showed her. She shared that the beneficiaries of the pantries are so grateful and often once a pantry is stocked, it can be emptied just as quickly. And the food isn’t cleared out by one person either.
We also learned more than food is needed in those pantries. Toothbrushes, shampoo, soap and diapers are a couple examples of needed items. The Partners are taking on feminine hygiene products so that is covered. But if we can find hotel sized shampoo that would be helpful for the pantries. Keep your eyes peeled for deals on deodorant, diapers, toothpaste to fill those pantries.
Amazing work (by the founding father Bob Z), the grant writer (Rose Stevens), all the stockers, the builders (John Lowney and Mark Blanchard) and all the community members. The Little Free Pantries are Lakewood Rotary’s gem. Thank you to committee members, donors and partners. Happy Five-Year Anniversary Little Free Pantries!
The meeting was adjourned silently as we learned of the William families’s loss.
Rick Selden pulled white for $5 after the meeting was adjourned.
** Quotes above were by Dr. Suess, Jerry Seinfeld, Betty White and Rodney Dangerfield.
The Lakewood Rotary Hall of Fame
The Lakewood Rotary Hall of Fame
By Joe Quinn
I know. You are probably wondering: “How the heck did the Scribe come up with that theme for this week’s bulletin?” Well, we just got to thinking that way because of Ichiro getting inducted into the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, N.Y. recently, and then having his number 51 retired and enshrined with the likes of Jackie Robinson, Ken Griffey, Jr. and Edgar Martinez in Mariners history. But read on to see how this relates to the Lakewood Rotary Hall of Fame. Someday you may join the ranks of those so famous that only one name is needed to identify them: Ichiro, Madonna, Rasputin…let’s see who else? You?
TG recognized most of the usual suspects on the Setup Crew. Dick Ferrell was ably manning the Paul Harris desk and Gary Barton served as Sergeant at Arms. (Gayle Selden, please note the correct spelling of sergeant above for future reference—from the former Editor of this rag.) Speaking of rags, your Scribe today is Joe Quinn and Walt Richardson was running around shooting at everyone (with a camera though)!
Guests and visiting Rotarians got all jumbled up together as usual, so hopefully you know who you are, unless I forgot you or missed your name altogether. We welcomed Gil Quante of Tacoma #8 Rotary (more from Gil later) and Ellen Peterson of South Sound Rotary (a guess). Scott Buser introduced Aaron Greer of Ameriprise who is on the hunt for a good Rotary club to join. Oh, Aaron, we know one or two. Angela Connelly introduced three “amazing folks” but last names were tough to hear. All I heard was Doug and Gwen. But I think Ellen P above was her third guest. Greg Horn intro’d Kitti Wheeler but more on her below, as she was our speaker today.
TG quickly made Puffins stand up and then caught the Zoomers while they were still muted. TG called out our three dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DG Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter. So stop for a second and think about a Lakewood Rotary Hall of Fame. Obvious candidates include the late Gordy Quick, plus Greg and Tony. Three District Governors from one club? Is that a record? There are over 90 clubs in this District 5020. And lest we forget that Dave Sclair was a District Governor too, although he was a member of Clover Park Rotary at that time. Greg Rediske can correct my memory of history if I am wrong, but if I am not mistaken Dave Sclair was a member of Lakewood Rotary at some point. And, And! He was the husband of Past President Mary Lou Sclair and father of Past President Ben Sclair too.
Therefore, I am nominating all four of these men for the LR Hall of Fame. But that is only a good start. Read on to see my personal view of what other volunteers extraordinaire belong in this (thus far) nonexistent Hall of Fame.
Sunshine Report. Wendy McGowan did not have any real bad news to report but she did mention that Rob Erb fell down and hurt his shoulder on the dock at the Family Picnic (formerly known as the Floating Board Meeting; I move to bring back the historic name or misnomer for next year). He went to the ER but he is doing OK with soreness and a bruised rib, plus wounded pride.
Speaking of the picnic, Phil Eng thanked Gayle Selden for all her help and of course Dave and Barb Reames and Jason and Gael Whalen –our hosts--- for letting us use this nice Holly Hedge facility. Phil said the numbers jumped at the last minute in real LR tradition of waiting until the last minute. Initially, it looked like maybe 40 something but then in the last week it jumped to 77 and then 85 Phil said. Probably a record. Phil thanked Bud Montgomery and Rick Selden for cooking the steaks (and chicken?) and also John Lowney for his expert butchering of the steaks.
I nominate Phil Eng for his diligent leadership of the Fellowship Committee all these years…to the LR Hall of Fame. While I am at it, how about Rick Selden and Gayle Selden for all the stuff they do for Lakewood Rotary? Clear Hall of Famers! And last but not least, our hard-working Treasurer, butcher, Roadster Romper, John Lowney who does it all. HOF for sure.
Announcements: Rick Selden mentioned that the memorial for the recently deceased and long-time member, Ralph Johnson, was to be held today, August 8th. Rick noted that Ralph was not only our longest tenured member (62 years), he was also a fine doctor.
Bill Potter reminded us of the all-Pierce County Rotary Club gathering at the Tacoma Rainiers. This year’s tail gate will be on August 20th. Register by today if you can—Sunday, August 10th as they expect about 100 Rotarians for burgers, hot dogs, etc.
Speaking of today, Gayle Selden asked us to support Partners for Parks, which is holding Barn Bingo, a fundraiser for the H-barn project starting at 3 p.m. Word has it that there are 10 celebrity callers for the ten rounds of bingo and LR has one of those callers. Our theme is wine and we are providing a basket for one winner. The rumor is that our Celebrity Caller is Bacchus, the Roman god of wine, but I am pretty sure he passed away, probably from drinking too much wine. Oh well, he could not have lived this long anyway. Cost is $50 per person and there will be food trucks.
Don Daniels announced that Rotary on Tap will be coming up next Thursday at Tres Amigos (or something like that). That restaurant is in the shopping center near Fort Steilacoom Park, on Steilacoom Boulevard. It was formerly a Chinese restaurant. Arrive at 5:30 for fellowship.
Mary Horn said our latest Youth Exchange student from Switzerland is arriving on August 16th. For the first time in a long time, all hosts are in place so we will not struggle to find host families! Yay for the Horns, for Barlow Buescher (to serve as Youth Exchange Officer) , and for Bob Martin and his wife as well as David Swindale and his wife, for agreeing to serve as host families.
At this point in a long and hectic meeting, TG called upon Gil Quante of Tacoma #8 to bring forward and surrender the lovely trophy for LR’s glorious victory in the (hopefully) annual softball contest. Not wanting to admit the ignominious 10-0 defeat at the hands of Lakewood, Gil initially said the score was Lakewood Rotary 10, Tacoma Rotary 80. Aha, but then he realized it was Tacoma 8, zero! No really, it was a most gracious concession speech by Gil, who never even mentioned that we call Tacoma 8 our farm club, due to the number of past Tacoma 8 members who got smart and moved to the best Rotary Club in Pierce County (or maybe the District, or perhaps the World…after all we have a Hall of Fame [you thought I forgot the theme right]).
Your Scribe today announced the details of the LR Golf Outing planned for September 12th at Meadow Park Golf Course. He thanked Stephanie Wilcox who used her contacts at Foley’s to plan for our dinner following golf at about 7:00 p.m. Our 5 reserved tee times start at 2:00 p.m. and follow every ten minutes thereafter. Cost of 18 holes: a very reasonable $38 plus tax. A cart costs $28 so share a cart for $14 with a friend. I am sure you have at least one. Let Joe Quinn know by email if you want to play with a certain person or group, or if you want to play in the first group or last group due to time issues. The plan is to give prizes for the best three gross scores, for both men and women golfers. Also, we will have two closest to the pin—KP’s—awards on each nine; again, for both men and women. We need a volunteer in first group to set out the KP scoreboards and measuring tape. Quinn will be in last group to pick those up (after putting my name in top spot!).
Yorleny Clapper rose to advertise for the Graduation event at Park Lodge School for the students in the Spanish Class. Be there at August 14th at 4:00 p.m. LR sponsors this class in case you did not know that.
Confessions. Also known as fines, this money supports the club’s finances. We have the biggest fines, but the lowest annual dues of any club around, according to Secretary Greg Rediske. Speaking of Greg, this is my first chance to nominate our record-breaking Secretary for the Hall of Fame of Lakewood Rotary. A second-generation LR Rotarian, he is truly Mr. Everything that works behind the scenes in so many ways.
But back to the fines: Bob Zawilski fessed up to a 25-day cruise that included Iceland and other maritime climes, as well as a significant anniversary. $100. Chuck Hellar offered up $300 for winning the usual Friday Rotary golf outing here at the club. Scott Buser and his son went to Cooperstown to see Ichiro Suzuki inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame (there it is again). Not sure how much he gave but Scott is very giving. He is a Major Donor to the Rotary International Foundation and has many Paul Harris awards. Deserving of a Hall of Fame nomination!
DG Tony Camoroda rose to ask for help with a RYLA executive position. It all happened so fast but I think I heard Shiru—one of our Zoomers today—volunteer for that spot to help Tony out. Angela Connelly paid for a cross-country trip to visit their son who was just named Battalion Commander at West Point. $100.
THE program: Greg introduced our Speaker for the day, Kitti Wheeler. She is a retired teacher, but joined the family real estate sales firm upon retirement. She is a real estate broker and Realtor at Goldhouse Real Estate, the best of Pierce County 2024 winner.
Kitti had to speak really fast because TG cut into her time a bit by fining too many folks and allowing too many announcements. Just kidding, Tom. I was looking for excuses for not being able to keep up with this data-rich talk in my note taking.
Kitti had some interesting statistics. Did you know that approximately 62% of the buyers are married couples? However, a surprising percentage of buyers seeking homes are actually single. Kitti said interest rates are holding steady but may decrease slightly in September. In the 1940’s what was the average price of a new home? About $7500. Ms. Wheeler also spoke about a few new state laws that affect housing such as the new statute encouraging more than one dwelling per lot. Known as “accessory dwelling units” all Washington cities and counties are bringing forward new ordinances to comply with this state law.
Discussing home prices on a nationwide basis, Kitti said some cities have “starter homes” that cost over a million dollars. When asked if the current market is good for sellers or buyers, most of us shrugged and said we really did not know. Kitti noted that the buyer pool is actually shrinking due to the high cost of getting that first home. Fully 30% or more of buyers need family help to buy their first home. She said that the average time on the market prior to sale, in Pierce County, is about 31 days. That makes it sound as though it is an “OK for Sellers” market.
Kitti also spoke about the capital gains tax and that the first $250,000 of gain may be excluded from taxes. It was mentioned that qualification for favorable CG tax treatment includes the need to reside in the home at least two of the last 5 years.
Ms. Wheeler also spoke of current trends in real estate. Multi-generational homes are becoming more common. Also, energy savings devices in the new homes are trending upward.
Finally, Kitti mentioned House Bill 1217, effective in May of this year, which greatly affects landlords. The law deals with rent caps and makes evictions more difficult. She seemed to state that being a landlord is more difficult than ever. She mentioned that vacation rentals are now restricted in Steilacoom. In the Q&A section of her talk, she recommended “staging” of your home to facilitate the sale. Take down all personal photos and get rid of clutter, but do keep furniture in place to show what the home would look like when lived in, not empty.
THE drawing: The Scribe was exhausted by trying to keep up with Kitti, so I totally missed the drawing. (There goes my chance for HOF nomination!) Some poor soul won only $5.00.
My apologies to any deserving Rotary member—past or present—who should be nominated to the LR Hall of Fame, but was not mentioned above. I can think of several, both present and past. Unless some other scribe picks up this cudgel, you will have to wait until I write the bulletin again to see who gets inducted!
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, August 14th - Rotary On Tap - Mis Tres Amigos
Friday, August 15th - Bob Zawilski and Little Free Pantry Team - Five Years of Our Little Free Pantry Project
Friday, August 22nd - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Friday, August 29th - Lakewood Rotary Club Meeting
Sunday, September 7 - 9th – Reeder Roadster Romp. Call Phil Eng for more information.
The Greatest Moments in Baseball History
I think we can all agree on the greatest moments in baseball history:
- Jackie Robinson breaks the color barrier
- Babe Ruth sold to the Yankees by Boston
- The 1919 Black Sox Scandal
- Bobby Thomson’s “Shot Heard Round the World”
- Lakewood Rotary defeats Tacoma #8, again. 10-0
And is it a coincidence that Ichiro gave his Hall of Fame speech the same week?!? I think not…..
But before I turn over the details of this magnificent event to our professional Sports Reporter, Gayle Selden, there’s a meeting to talk about. President Tom George gamely called the meeting to order on Friday, August 1, despite serving time on the Disabled List from his injury at softball practice, regrettably making him ineligible for the Big Game the day before. Batting first in Tom’s lineup for the day was Asa Horn smashing the starting bell, only to be followed in the two position by Bowden Horn, Asa’s younger brother. Batting third was Philip Lindholm with the invocation (and he was also part of the Tinker to Evers to Chance double play combination the previous day with Saalfeld and Quinn), while Angela Connelly took over the cleanup position with a superb leadership role in the Pledge of Allegiance. The grounds crew prepared the field for play quite nicely (Terry Roarke, James Osundwa, David Swindale & Tiffany Holmon), while Walt Richardson volunteered to make everyone look better with his excellent photographic skills. Zooming from the third deck were Carole Wier and Linda Disney, while ticket sellers Chuck Hellar ($703 for the Foundation) and Becky Wiggins ($2 tickets) successfully extracted money.
Sadly, hot dogs, crackerjack, and beer were missing.
Guests:
Jason Whalen introduced Lakewood’s new City Manager, Doug Russell along with his wife Laura. Doug is a long time (20+ years) Rotarian, and will be working on transferring his membership to us. Washington’s Attorney General, Nick Brown, Nick’s communications director Ashley Gross, and Nick’s parents, Hank and Pat Brown were introduced, followed by Wendy McGowan recognizing her Yale-bound granddaughter, Madison. Patty Mannie brought two friends, Chris and Tracy, while Steve Mazoff introduced Dominic Martinez who is starting a local business. Angela Connelly brought Morgan, a new Rotarian in Lacey and principal at the Holy Family School. Kris Kauffman showed off granddaughter Allie, while Jennifer Healy brought George from Waco, Texas. And of course, District Governor Tony Camoroda and Assistant Governor Bill Potter were recognized, while Past District Governor Greg Horn was mentioned but failed to appear until later in the meeting.
The Program:
Eric Quinn brought up our speaker, Nick Brown, raised in Steilacoom (“the oldest and best small town in Washington”) where his parents still reside. Nick was a JAG, worked for the Department of Justice, and accepted the US attorney position in Washington, appointed by Joe Biden, before running for and winning the race for Attorney General of Washington. He noted that he supervises 834 lawyers along with about 900 support staff in 13 offices in Washington State. He currently has oversight on 31 lawsuits against the federal government, including attacks on our voting system, funds denial for the Department of Education, and the firing of federal employees, especially those working for the Veterans Administration. There are about 10 other federal suits that Nick has not pursued for us for a variety of reasons. At this time in 2017, there were four cases filed against the federal government. In his first 6 months in office, Nick’s team have returned $10 Billion to the State. Nick was present during the presentation to the Supreme Court regarding the suit against the executive order attempting to deny birthright citizenship. A full hearing before that body is expected in the fall. In questions, he responded that most of the budget for his office cut in Governor Ferguson’s budget had been returned. As to why so many state employee lawsuits are settled out of court, he noted that that is at the discretion of the aggrieved party and is usually more economical and efficient. Last year, there were suits settled costing the State over $1/2 Billion, which is not sustainable. Responding to retail theft concerns, he said that Meta, Amazon and others are responsible for the flourishing of this trade, while concerns from retailers to confront theft also make it a difficult crime to deal with. There are so many federal suits joined by other states that Nick communicates about three times per week with these states. And Nick addressed his being on season two of Survivor a couple of decades ago when he was 23: it was his first brush with fame with a number of well-learned lessons. AG Brown is a marvelous speaker, with a first-rate presentation. Excellent.
Announcements:
--Sally Saunders encouraged one and all to sign up for Barn Bingo to benefit the H-Barn project. August 10, 3-6 pm. Food trucks, beer & wine, raffles, dessert dash and prizes abound (including a wine basket produced by Lakewood Rotary). $50/person
--Wendy’s Sunshine Report included the absence of Bob Peterson from the meeting: Bob was innocently raking leaves when many, many bees took exception to his endeavor. Bob is surviving but his face is in rough shape. Dave Coleman took a couple trips to the hospital followed by a stay at rehab and is thankfully home now. But “still alive” he says. Liz Heath remains in rehab following a broken back with surgery and a tumor removal with complications. She hopes to be Zooming in soon.
--Floating Board “Meeting” is August 7, 4 pm at Holly Hedge, hosted by Dave Reames and Jason and Gael Whalen. Bob Martin and Greg Horn will be providing party barge rides, with other games aplenty. Today (or this weekend for sure) is the final day for signup to allow John Lowney to procure the correct number of steaks. Bring the family. Don’t miss it!
--Mary and Greg Horn’s grandsons Asa and Bowden raised money selling snow cones at the last meeting at the Pavilion, and donated those proceedings to the Little Free Pantries. Both gave wonderful speeches, so wonderful that Grandpa Greg supported their donation with $100, while Microsoft also matched the gift. Now that’s how it’s done!!
--Jan Gee presented a report on the giving of the Community Concerns Committee from last year, but regretted the reduction of their budget by 45%, due to a lack of proceeds from this year’s Wine Fest. She urged us to do better.
--Chuck Hellar reported the passing of legendary woman golfer Pat Harbottle. Pat not only dominated Tacoma Country and Golf Club’s golf tournaments but also excelled nationally and brought fame to her golf club. A moment of silence was observed.
--Rotary on Tap: It's happening in two weeks' time on Thursday, August 14, at Mis Tres Amigos, 8623 87th Ave SW Unit A, Lakewood. As always, we buy some appetizers, you buy your dinner and drinks, and we all enjoy some Rotary fellowship. Tell your friends and neighbors so they can join us and learn more about Lakewood Rotary. Please RSVP if possible to Linda Disney at lindaj25@gmail.com, so we can alert the restaurant as to the approximate size of the mob to be descending on their premises.
The Big Game:
Some would say that the Lakewood Rotarians on the field were too old to play in that legendary game of July 31, 2025, their first trip back to the diamond since 2004. Two were in their 70s! The average age was 56! But let us not forget the equally legendary Satchel Paige. Satchel was an amazing star of the negro leagues in the 1920s and 1930s and 1940s, often instructing his infielders to sit down while he struck out the side (and he usually did). It wasn’t until Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier that Satchel got his chance at the big leagues in 1948, as a rookie of 42 years old, the first black pitcher and the seventh black player overall. He became an all-star (twice) and was elected to the Hall of Fame. He pitched his last game in the big leagues at age 59. Or about 59, anyway (“I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.”).
In order to stay in a state of fitness like Satchel, most of the Lakewood Rotarian ballplayers have judiciously followed Satchel’s Rules for Living: “Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.” Fortunately, “avoiding beer” was not in the regimen. Lakewood Rules!
Gayle’s Report:
The long-awaited return of the Tacoma 8 verses Lakewood Rotary Softball game took place on Thursday, July 31st. Lakewood Rotary Coach Greg Rediske had his team practicing for weeks prior to the event. Although the average attendance at those practices was three participants you couldn’t tell when the Lakewood Rotary team took the field. Coach Rediske’s hard work paid off as Lakewood Rotary trounced Tacoma #8 10-0 in just four innings.
The game started with Lakewood up to bat. Past President Carl Bronkema was the top of the line up. On the third pitch he hit a long bomb to left field and ran all the way to third base (also known as a “triple”). Second batter up was DJ Eric Quinn who got a single with an infield hit scoring the first run of the game. A good double by Ryan McGrady followed after one out. But he was left in scoring position at the end of the inning.
Scott Buser took the mound for Lakewood Rotary. With a serious face his pitches were high and tempting for the Tacoma #8 Rotarians. The first hit went straight at third baseman Bronkema who stopped the fast hit ball. That runner was left at first as Scottie B got the rest of the batters to hit right at our players making for three relatively easy outs.
The second inning saw Coach Rediske cross the plate for Lakewood Rotary with three outstanding hits by Rediske, Scottie B and Mark Herr. Excellent field play by Tacoma 8’s infield with a double play ended the top of the 2nd. Tacoma 8’s bats got a little hotter in inning two. Three hits were made but no scoring after some great infield work by shortstop Philip Lindholm and first basement DJ Quinn. The final out was secured with a pop up to left caught by McGrady. Second inning ends with Lakewood up 2-0.
The third inning had another triple from Carl. His bat was on fire, as were his lungs after that run. Quinn and Stephanie Walsh both got on base and scored with hits by Saalfeld and McGrady. Three runs scored in the inning: It was getting time for Tacoma #8 to show up and play. Thankfully they didn’t as three outs came and went. End of three and Lakewood is up 5-0.
The top of the fourth was a myriad of hits and running from Lakewood. Bronkema paused the long bomb and hit it on the ground to give the Tacoma #8 infield a chance, but Bronkema still secured 2 RBIs on that play with Walsh and James Guerrero crossing home plate. The scores kept coming with Lakewood scoring the limit of five runs in the inning. Lakewood was now up 10-0.
The game was started with a mercy rule—that if a team was up by ten at the end of any inning after the third, the game would stop. Tacoma #8 had to score one run to keep the game going. Reminding everyone that the game would end if Tacoma didn’t score, the umpire Jake was clearly alerting Lakewood that if they wanted to continue to play there was only one way. The crowd was expecting dropped balls or missed throws or perhaps some hijinks of some sort so the game would continue. However, the ultra-competitive Lakewood team doesn’t play that way. Although Tacoma got a player to second in scoring position, McGrady caught that final ball and ended the game for all.
And just like that Lakewood Rotary regained the bragging rights of the Tacoma #8 verses Lakewood Rotary matchup. The last game played in the year of 2004 was Lakewood’s only loss in the series. Lakewood winning means they will hold a trophy for a year and host Tacoma #8 with a picnic beforehand next summer. To prepare for the game Coach Rediske will have weekly conditioning practices beginning next week. MVP Bronkema needs to develop something besides his home run trot.
For posterity, that all-star lineup was:
Carl Bronkema, 3B
Eric Quinn, 1B
Stephanie Walsh, RF
Philip Lindholm, SS
Ryan McGrady, LF
Steve Saalfeld, 2B
Greg Rediske, C
James Guererro, CF
Scott Buser, P
Mark Herr, CF
Gary Barton, C
Nick Buser, CF
Ralph Johnson, Lakewood Rotary’s longest serving member, passed away on July 19. Ralph’s 63rd anniversary in Lakewood Rotary would have been August 8. The second longest serving Lakewood Rotarian ever is Rick Selden, at 52 years and counting.
Ralph was sponsored in 1962 by one of the original founding members of Lakewood Rotary, Dr. Claude Macfarlane, who was also the president that year. Ralph was front and center at more than 40 Pancake Breakfasts, among many other things.
Ralph attended Lakewood Rotary via Zoom the day before he died. Now that’s a Lakewood Rotarian.
A visitation is scheduled for August 8, 10 am to 4 pm at Mountain View Funeral Home. Other services will be private.
Recent resignations from Lakewood Rotary:
Wynn Hoffman, health. More than 31 years in Rotary
Jessica James
Elysha Ryan
Tyler Parker, military commitment
Barb Spriggs, joining new club in Tri-Cities (“It is hard to transfer from Lakewood, because there are so many great friends and memories. I'm hanging on this year for the Roadster Romp in Sept. for one last "goodbye".)
And finally: Asa and Bowden smashed the bell with gusto to signal the end of the meeting, allowing President Tom to announce the winning ticket belonging to Steve Mazoff, who generously chose a white chip worth $5.00.
And just a little more wit and wisdom from the late, great Satchel Paige:
“One time Cool Papa Bell hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.”
“Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.”
“One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.”
The Gnarliest Rotary Club in the Land
The Gnarliest Rotary Club in the Land
Steve Saalfeld
Those in the know were aware that today’s meeting was to take place at the Pavilion at Fort Steilacoom Park. Interestingly enough, this writer was indeed in the know as none other than past President Carl Bronkema reminded me Thursday evening that we would not be meeting at the country club this week.
President Tom George called us to attention at 12:30 sharp-ish. Shiru Osundwa gave the invocation and Sally Saunders had us all pledge allegiance to a flag roughly the size of a post-it note.
Our IT team was thanked: Terry, Rick, James, and Rob as well as Mary Horn and Stephanie and Troy Wilcox who made things smokey in the best possible way as the burgers and hot dogs were plentiful.
Visitors today included Phil Eng’s wife, Judy, Anne Enquist giving a shout out to soon-to-be Lakewood Rotarian Karen Boedecker and Greg Horn introduced his son Brandon along with Brandon’s two boys who were keeping us all hydrated with lemonade and snow cones. Monica Cordell was re-introduced as a club member who moved away, but never let go of her cherished Lakewood Rotarian status. She is back with the best club in the land. Rebecca Wiggins and Chuck Hellar staffed the Paul Harris desk and the $2 table.
There was no Zoom option today, so we missed the usual suspect who join us like they’re part of the Brady Bunch opening credits.
You need to know: July 25th is National Wine and Cheese Day. No whining if you missed it—just pop open a bottle of your go-to vino and some Tillamook cheddar and all will be right with the world.
Walt Richardson was our Peter Parker snapping pics to appease J. Jonah Jameson but as far as I could tell he didn’t sling a single web. Steve Saalfeld wrote these words you are reading as you find yourself wondering who thought it was a good idea to give this guy a Bulletin writing gig.
Local Rotary dignitaries present were recognized: PDG Greg Horn and District Governor Tony Camoroda.
President Tom reported that the bottom floor of the hotel flooded at the Rotary Convention. No word on whether the rumors are true that Greg Horn was the culprit as he tried to contrive an indoor water-skiing course.
Announcements:
Phil Eng reminded us that the Family Picnic and Floating Board meeting are coming up on August 7th. As Jason Whalen is one of the hosts, the wine should be on point. Register on the website to attend.
Phil also informed us that the Reeder Roadster Romp will take place Sept 7-9 with Oregon Garden Resort as the destination.
New Puffin Alert!: Stephanie Wilcox took a break from making lunch today along with her sponsor and husband Troy as she received her red badge, invoice and lifetime supply of backlogged Bulletins written by creative sorts (and hacks like myself). Jennifer Healy blazed a furious trail to rid herself of the infernal—er, I mean graciously gift the puffin stuffy to Stephanie (try to say that five times fast). Stephanie shared that she moved to Lakewood as a “bratty 13-year-old who vowed she would move back to San Diego the first chance she got. But she finds herself happily settled in Lakewood all of these years later.
Tom George reminded us that public speaking is typically the #1 fear most people cite beating out death at #2. As Tom said, that means most people would prefer to be in the casket rather than delivering the eulogy. He thanked his fellow Rotarians for bearing with him through nervous moments. Rest assured we count ourselves lucky to have President Tom leading our Club (though according to my fellow softball players, we’re glad he survived the rogue blade of grass that sent him careening through the outfield a few weeks back).
Betcha didn’t know that July 25th is also National Get Gnarly Day. The National Day calendar has great tips on how to “Get Gnarly” including: Finding a gnarly hobby, meeting gnarly people, getting a gnarly passport, finding a gnarly new style, and throwing a gnarly party. Fortunately for us gnarly Rotarians we hang with a gnarly crew every Friday and gnarly parties are the norm. I will venture that gnarly new styles do not abound in our club though I grew up on a farm in Oregon where the fashion decisions usually revolved around whether I should wear my “good jeans”, so I’m probably not qualified to have an opinion.
Past President Carl Bronkema received his gilded past president’s badge (prospectors beware—I gave it a little bite and that ain’t real gold on that there badge).
Bud Montgomery paid a birthday fine for a number north of 80. Jennifer Healy paid $60 happy dollars as her family picked her son up from boot camp and delivered him to officer candidate school. Chris Kimball threw some dollars in as his son has left his job at Microsoft as he and some partners have started a AI-based web design company. Apparently AI isn’t just about Terminator-style robots vanquishing humanity in a dystopic landscape. Who knew?
Rick Selden reminded us that it was none other than Lakewood Rotary Mark (LAST NAME) who made this very pavilion possible.
Kris Kaufman celebrated his 65th high school reunion from Lincoln High School in Seattle and threw in a C note.
Mary Horn expressed her surprise that she wasn’t outed sooner for selling her Prius and buying a new car. She paid a fine and welcomed Puffin Stephanie to the club.
A latecomer to our meeting whose name I didn’t catch (and who I didn’t know on site because I’m a baad Rotarian) gave $20 in recognition of the Alzheimer’s support group he supports.
Chris Kimball recognized a whole slough of Rotary birthdays including yours truly and had us finish common sayings that it turned out aren’t as common as we all thought. All vowed (though some didn’t say it out loud) to pay hefty Rotary fines for the privilege of turning a year older.
Today’s Speaker: Brad Carpenter (Former police officer, surfer and now author and a friend of Sally Saunders’ husband).
Brad regaled us with stories of his time on the police force in Oakland, CA where he was a cop for 11 years before moving to Gig Harbor where he found a slightly lower crime rate and declared that “drive by shootings” were more common in GH than the variety of drive-bys he responded to in Oaktown.
Brad is a proud WSU Cougar though he can sometimes be found supervising the officers at UW football games (fret not Cougs—he wears his crimson WSU letterman’s jacket on the purple and gold sidelines).
Brad shared that his first night out as a new cop, his supervisor told him to sit in the passenger seat and keep his mouth shut. On the second night he made him drive and told him to pull over a guy on a scooter. The guy immediately punched Brad in the face and they arrested him. His partner told him he should probably be aware that the guy they arrested was Sonny Barger, president of the Hell’s Angels.
Sonny found surfing as a powerful escape from the stress of police work and went as often as he could. And he shared stories of losing great friends on the force to violence in addition to forging an alliance with local black pastors of Oakland who helped the police force shut down a number of criminals in the community.
Brad has written a book based on his time as a police officer in California titled “Riding One More Wave: A Blue Legacy of Honor & Duty.” Find it on his website: https://ridingonemorewave.com/
Brad now volunteers as a surfing instructor to military veterans to help them heal from their trauma.
Nearly new Rotarian Karen Boedecker had the winning ticket but came up with a white chip good for $5. The pot of $530+ is safe for another week and we’ll be down to 12 chips in the bag next week.
July 25th was also National Hot Fudge Sundae Day, National Merry-Go-Round Day, National Thread the Needle Day and National Talk in an Elevator Day. I think they are suggesting you talk to someone else in said elevator, but if you decide to talk to yourself, you may want to zip it before the doors open. Unless you’re like me and you don’t mind being referred to as “the guy with a screw loose from the 11th floor who seems to be having a conversation with someone named Ferdinand when I get on the elevator—but there is no one else there…”
Upcoming Events
Thursday, July 31st – Baseball game with Tacoma 8 at Jefferson Park. BBQ starts at 4:30 pm.
Friday, August 1st - Nick Brown - Washington State Attorney General
Thursday, August 7th - Floating Board & Family Picnic
Friday, August 8th – TBD
Friday, August 15th - Bob Zawilski and Little Free Pantry Team - Five Years of Our Little Free Pantry Project
Wednesday, August 20th - Rotary 9th Annual BBQ and Rainier Baseball Game
Stretching to Keep Fit - or - Move It, Buster
Stretching It to Keep Fit
Or
Move It Buster
The Key for July 18, 2025
Well, this is this writer’s first crack at writing the “Key” during the reign of President Tom George (now forever known as PTG), the President with two first names – at least the English version. It is also the first meeting I’ve attended and only PTG’s second one to conduct since the annual coup de taut so, here we go:
The opening bell rang promptly at 12:30PM. Eric Warn gave us a brief but meaningful invocation and Rob Erb led the collective in the Pledge.
What did the femur say to the patella? “I kneed you.”
Today’s meeting was made possible by everyone’s attendance and by Mr. Personality, Chuck Hellar at the Paul Harris desk and the other Mr. Personality (for real), PP Mark Edgecomb. David Swindale, PTG, PP Rick Selden and Rob Erb got the technical end of the meeting set up whilst Messrs. Walt Richardson (photos) and Donn Irwin (scribbler) chronicled the proceedings for posterity.
The man who invented the speedboat has died.
His funeral is tomorrow, followed by a wake.
We had some Zoomers: Rachel Mazoff, Ralph Lockhart, Carole Wier and the “Eagle Eye in the Zoom” – JMag (aka Ole).
Anne Enquist introduced guests, John Funk (our speaker) and his wife, Jenna Johnson.
None of our District Big Shots, past or present, were in attendance so I won’t mention their names.
Wendy McGowan, she of the “Sunshine” reported that Lakewood Rotarians are “healthy, wealthy and wise”.
One Physical therapist stated: "I had a patient come in complaining about lower leg pain. I told them it is going tibia ok."
A few announcements:
Floating Board Meeting – August 7th. Holly Hedge at 4:00PM. Bring the kids/grandkids/great grandkids. Boat rides, steaks and other good food – plus great Rotary fellowship and John Lowney’s hand cut steaks. $20.00 for adults and $10.00 for the young ones.
Greg Rediske chatted up the baseball game against Rotary 8 at Jefferson Field in T-Town. The date is July 31. There is a picnic at 4;30 before the game at 5:30. Mr. R has already sent out an email to everyone with details about the picnic and the game and I’m sure he will send out another one before too much longer. Please respond to his request(s).
Nosy old lady next door: You're too young to be tired.
Me: Alright, Margaret, you're too old to be alive, but here we are.
PTG announced that there is a Board meeting Tuesday 7/22. He also informed us that Rotary is focusing on mothers and children in the month of July.
Steve Enquist gave us some updated info on our Paul Harris involvement. We have 102 Paul Harris Fellows in the club. Since we started, the club has donated just over a million and half dollars and last year we collected $31,205.00 last year. We are also a "100% Every Rotarian Every Year” club! That is a big deal. Steve then awarded Paul Harris awards to: David Swindale (5th PH); Bud Montgomery (8th PH) and Sally Saunders. Sally was awarded a Paul Harris through Anne Enquist using her points – a wonderful gesture and a worthy recipient.
Patti Mannie was called forward to get her blue badge (and in record time). PTG paid her $5.00 for the badge.
Confessions/fines/donation – whatever:
Angela Connelly paid 100 bucks for the Connelly’s youngest son graduating from high school, an upcoming road trip to Utah and West Point and for being away too long.
Ryan McGrady also paid $100.00 for being away too long and for an anniversary trip to Hawaii.
Yorleny Clapper announced an upcoming event that I didn’t get. Joe Quinn paid for a 50-foot putt on #7 at Club golf course. Dick Ferell paid for past and future trips and Dr. Marsh paid AGAIN for being on the cover of Stroll Magazine.
Anne Enquist came forward to introduce our speaker, John Funk.
Physical therapy, also known as physiotherapy, is a healthcare profession, as well as the care provided by physical therapists who promote, maintain, or restore health through patient education, physical intervention, disease prevention, and health promotion. Physical therapist is the term used for such professionals in the United States, and physiotherapist is the term used in many other countries.
Wikipedia
Mr. Funk titled his talk “Movement is Medicine”. The title basically sums up his talk so I could actually stop right here and close out this epistle…. nah, just kidding. The vast majority of you who actually read “this stuff” would be eternally disappointed if this writer didn’t continue to blather on, so……here is a summation of what Mr. Funk had to say:
Traditional medicine is incredibly frustrating. There are long waits between visits. Surgery is dangerous and drugs are expensive and cause serious side effects. Physical therapy is an effective alternative means to reducing reliance on traditional medicine.
Sitting is the new smoking (imagine that). 9% of premature deaths worldwide are due to inactivity. I’m no math wizard but that’s a lot of folks that die from doing nothing. Strength and flexibility are as important as your cardiovascular health and physical activity is helpful in preventing and fighting cancer Alzheimer’s/mental health issues.
The benefits of moving are for everybody – no matter how old you are. Any movement at any time is good for you so integrate physical activity into your daily routine and change your diet to support good gut and brain health.
Remember – “Motion is lotion” and “if you are in bed, you’re dead”. Oh, and “Good things come to those who sweat”
Thank you, John, for your pep talk on getting us all moving!
If you want more information from John his contact info is: John Funk, 253-983-9395; jfunk@osstheraphy.com
At this point PTG asked Mr. Funk to draw a raffle ticket for our drawing. The bell rang to end the meeting and Wendy McGowan won the opportunity to draw a red chip from the bag of 14 white chips for a prize of $502.00. The Divine Ms. M drew a white chip for a $5 prize – better luck next time Wendy.
A fly was buzzing around a barn one day. Then this happened:
It saw a wonderful fresh pile of cow manure. Hungry from all the flying about, she eagerly dove in and began feasting. She ate and ate and ate until she was completely stuffed!
Feeling satisfied, the fly decided it was time to leave. But when she tried to take off, she discovered that she had overindulged. She couldn't get off the ground!
Looking around for a solution, she noticed a pitchfork leaning against the wall.
Determined, she climbed to the top of the handle and leapt off, hoping the momentum would help her fly. Sadly, she was mistaken. The poor fly plummeted to the ground and met her untimely end.
The moral to the story: Never fly off the handle when you are full of crap.
For those of you that want to know more minutiae than you really need here are some historical points to ponder:
On this date in the past:
64 AD – Nero tunes up his fiddle as Rome burns
1334 – The cornerstone of the Cathedral of Florence is laid.
1743 - First half-page newspaper ad is published, in the NY Weekly Journal
1872 - The Ballot Act introduces the secret ballot in elections in Britain; previously, votes were made openly
1892 - First human test of a vaccine against cholera; Ukrainian bacteriologist Waldemar Haffkine risks his life by successfully testing it on himself
1914 - US army air service 1st comes into being, in Signal Corps
1925 – Hitler’s Mein Kampf is published
1938 - Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan arrives in Ireland after a 28-hour flight, supposedly leaving New York flying for California
1947 - King George VI signs Indian Independence Act
1953 - Elvis Presley pays $3.98 to make his first demo at Sun Studio in Memphis, recording "My Happiness" and "That's When Your Heartaches Begin" and reportedly gives the record to his mother as a belated birthday present.
1968 – Intel Corporation founded in Santa Clara, CA
It's a New Beginning!
It’s a New Beginning!
Wendy McGowan
President Tom started his year by sharing with us his motto and theme for his year as president at Friday’s meeting: “In unity, we serve our community.” The words up on the screen set the stage for months ahead of Lakewood Rotary’s contributions and successes.
President Tom isn’t “all work and no play,” however. The prelude music was heard. I hadn’t caught the name of this “tune, or should I say energetic, fast-tempo beat”, so when he rang the bell about 1:30 p.m. I walked up and asked him what the name of the music was. He proudly filled me in: the music and the dance is called “Bhangra”. I’m sure we will hear it again in the coming weeks. He promised us to teach us how to properly dance to the music.
One thing is for sure: our new president is prompt. The meeting started right on time at 12:30 with the ringing of the bell. Tom thanked us for our attendance, then asked that Phyliss Stone give the invocation and Patty Mannie lead us in flag salute. He then reminded us of those Rotarians who make each meeting happen: Scott Baird, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa, and Rob Erb…the IT experts, bar none!
President Tom reminded us that Linda Disney had manned the Paul Harris desk (where, by the way, she collected $1,300.00). Nice Linda! We also were reminded that Jan Gee was at the $2.00 table. Last, but not least, he introduced Bob Zawilski serving as photographer and me (Wendy McGowan) serving as scribe…both bringing you this epistle.
The Puffins were all present and introduced, as usual…and I might mention two of the most cheerful Puffins: Patty Mannie and Tiffany Holmon.
A visiting Rotarian, from far-away Kenya, was introduced as well. His first name is Alex, but I did not catch his last. (I need to take a course in shorthand!) Those joining us on Zoom included: Ralph Johnson, Brie Cooper, Camarie Wilson, Carole Wier, and not-to-be-forgotten, John Magnuson!
Our dignitaries were counted in as well: PDG Greg Horn, DG Tony Camoroda, AG Bill Potter.
I then reported on “Sunshine”….all I needed to say to make everyone in attendance feel good was “Lakewood Rotarians are Healthy and Happy!”
Announcements were on President Tom’s agenda. Mary Horn encouraged us to join in the attendance of “Spitfire Grill” at the Lakewood Playhouse. It will be showing for the next three weeks.
Greg Rediske reminded us about the upcoming “Rotary BBQ and Softball” game on Thursday, July 31 at 4:30 p.m. at Jefferson Park (801 North Mason in Tacoma. The game will feature Lakewood Rotary vs. Tacoma #8 Rotary. Players are still needed, but if you are not interested in playing, please come and cheer our club’s players on! President Tom told the story about how he ended up on the DL and why he missed practice on Thursday. His version was that Jim Merritt hit the ball and Tom dove to catch it, thinking he was back in his 20’s. Turns out the reality is that he’s in his 70’s and injured his arm in the attempt. Greg provided a witness statement and said there was no diving for the ball; Tom just fell back.
Dwight Williams invited us to attend Pour in the Park on Sunday, August 3rd from 2:00 pm to 5:00pm at Lakewold Gardens. There will music and 21 wine tasting booths and food trucks in the beautiful gardens. Tickets are $32 - $55, all to benefit one of Lakewood’s gems.
Another “Night at the Ballpark” is Pierce County’s 9th Annual Fun Night on Wednesday, August 20th. A tailgate begins at 4:30 and the first pitch is at 7:05. Reserve your seats by August 10th to see the Tacoma Rainiers take on Oklahoma City. Questions: call Bill Potter at 253-732-9001.
Joe Quinn is organizing a golf outing at Meadow Park Golf Course on September 12th. Tee times start at 2 pm so sign up with Joe Quinn by phone to 253 576-3232. Or email. Dinner there at Foleys after golf. We will have the usual low budget prizes such as golf balls and other golf stuff.
Women’s division, too, of course. Spouses and significant others can play too or just join us for dinner. Details on costs to follow.
President Tom reminded us that our annual club dues are owing at this time. Pay online or send a check to the treasurer, John Lowney. Tom also would be open to any suggestions on what to call “weekly fines.” Steve Saalfeld suggested “Happy Bucks.” I was thinking more along the lines of “A donation to the President’s Vacation Fund.” (-;
I couldn’t write fast enough to capture all of the fines paid today, but here are some sketchy notes:
Jim Merritt paid for his grandson earning his rank of Eagle Scout…no easy feat!
Mark Edgecomb doled out some “happy bucks” for the birth of his daughter’s son, Theodore.
Eric Warn paid up for completing his 700th senior strengthening class at the “Y”.
Don Daniels dug deep to honor his granddaughter who just graduated from PLU and another one from Rogers High School. He also thanked us for honoring him as Rotarian of the Year.
Steve Saalfeld just got back from Maui and told the story about getting up at 1:00 am to see the sunrise on top of a mountain.
And, not to be forgotten, President Tom pulled $25.00 from his pocket saying that his son has been selected to handle the commercials for NFL Sports.
Today’s program speaker was non-other than our new President, Tom George. Tom thanked us for our support and noted that an early conversation with Past President Jim Rooks encouraged Tom with his support as well. Tom revealed he had joined Lakewood Rotary in 2020 after stints with Rotary Club of Fife and Tacoma Sunrise. He was impressed by Rose Stevens’ talk about Lakewood Rotarty’s commitment to world affairs and international projects.
Tom’s talk had an international theme and ranged from stories about his growing up in India and other memories of his childhood. An interesting aside: he remembered, when, as a child that water in India was rationed. It was stored in large tanks. At each tank had a can placed on it with a slit in the lid and encouraged those who came for water to make a donation. The sign read: “Your small change brings big change”. Tom likens that sign to the big and small things that Rotarians do may sometimes be small, but often times bring big change.
Tom named four goals for the year: 1) Strengthen Membership Engagement, that is, encouraging meaningful connections between members; 2) Expand Local Community Impact, such our involvement in schools, parks, and non-profits; 3) Boost Fundraising especially through business partnerships; and 4) Deepen Global Impact by continuing our participation with international project.
His message was filled with the things that Rotary does for others, both local and worldwide. One cute story he told included his grandson. The boy had seen the Rotary “wheel” at the pool where he swam. One day Tom walked in with his navy jacket that included a Rotary “wheel” pinned to it. The boy said to his grandfather, “Did you have a good swim?”. (-: The boy had assumed his grandfather had been to the pool to swim…the pool where the boy had seen “the wheel.”
Tom spoke of global, sustainable projects (like those of Rose Stevens) how such projects affect others in a huge way. Yet, he also spoke of the fellowship that comes with being a Rotarian…times like Rotary on Tap and The Floating Board Meeting.
Thank you, Tom for letting us have a peek into your life, both past and present. You have lived and continue to live a full, active and productive life. This will be a “Very Good Year” as Frank Sinatra sings of!
And the lucky winner of the raffle was Lowell Johnson.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, July 18th - John Funk - Physical Therapist - Motion is Medicine
Friday, July 25th - Brad Carpenter - Retired LA Narcotics Cop and Author - When Life Gives You Hurricanes, Go Surfing
Thursday, July 31st at 4:30 pm Rotary BBQ and Softball game - Lakewood Rotary vs. Tacoma #8 Rotary at Jefferson Park.
Friday, August 1st - Nick Brown - Washington State Attorney General
Sunday, August 3rd from 2 – 5pm Pour in the Park at Lakewold Gardens. Tickets are $32-$55.
Thursday, August 7th - Floating Board & Family Picnic
Wednesday, August 20 starting at 4:30 tailgate, game at 7:05 pm. Pierce County 9th Annual Fun Night.
Friday, September 12th tee times start at 2:00 pm at Meadow Park Golf Course, with a women’s division and dinner after.
The End Finally Came
And just like that, it was June 27th and Carl Bronkema’s final meeting as President of Lakewood Rotary. It was a normal last Friday of the month with Rose Stevens collecting Little Free Pantry donations in the parking lot on the way into the meeting. Bud Montgomery collected Paul Harris Foundation donations and Chuck Hellar sold raffle tickets.
President Bronkema asked Barlow to share a thought for the day. Barlow reminded us that we are capable of extraordinary things and are working together to make a difference. Bill Wiggins led us in the flag salute. The amazing set-up team of Tom George, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, Rob Erb and James Osundwa had everything in order for the meeting. Other Rotary working members included photographer Bob Zawilski and Gayle Selden on the bulletin.
Donn Irwin brough Dr. Mike Jones as his guest. Mike is a past Tacoma 8 president and the former boss of our speaker. Kamarie Wilson made her friends since 14 visit her Rotary Club on the way to see the Bare Naked Ladies. David Swindale introduced wife Mary who was also our speaker.
We had three visiting Rotarians from the Rotary Club of Sunrise Kampala in Uganda. Pauline Wantate, Winnifred Kaliika and Elizabeth Luwugge came and joined us after the International Convention in Calgary.
Carl asked the puffins to stand and showed that the he was wearing the jersey he was gifted by the puffins on the day of the Roast. Carl also recognized the zoomers. Christian called in from New York just to hear President Carl one last time. (Just a reminder to all—Carl will still be around!)
In our Sunshine Report Wendy McGowen reported that Wynn Hoffman is at Toby Jones. Wynn is unable to move without assistance. I called him after the meeting and spoke to he and Margie. Wynn let me know he is on hospice care but he is still able to get on the computer, read books and he was a brilliant conversationalist. Give Wynn a call, or drop him by a book. He will appreciate it.
Tony Camoroda spoke about his time in Calgary at International Conference with 15,976 other Rotarians. He spoke about the convention and presented Tom George with the one and only banner he had with the new President of Rotary International Francesco Arezzo. The rest of the district have banners ordered by Tony who have the previous President’s name who had to step down three weeks ago. Tony was really stuck on these 100 banners with the wrong name he ordered.
Greg Rediske made an announcement about the Musical event which took place on Saturday. He also talked about the three people who showed up for Softball practice last Thursday. He reminded our able bodies that practices are Thursdays at Idlewild at 5:30 p.m., and the game will be July 31st. President Carl said one of the three came to practice without a mitt because when he grew up they didn’t use mitts to play ball. Glad Tom George taught them something new.
Our set-up crew is looking for additional help. We’ve got some set-up crew retirements coming. If you have time before or after meetings please spend it as part of the set-up crew.
Reminder July 10th is Rotary on Tap. We’ll be on the Adratic patio. 21+ please.
Pauline, Winnifred and Elizabeth from Uganda talked about their project to help with Cancer treatment. The hospitals there do not have space for cancer care. Winnifred had to go to Nairobi for care when she had breast cancer. They were selling some items to help with a build a new bunker as they called it, we would use the term ward. Cancer patients need a place to go for treatment in their home country and their club is working on a solution.
At fine time Barlow ponied up money for the Little Free Pantries. Dave Swindale joined in on the action. John Lowney apologized for not bringing Carl the hat he got him in Cabo. He did want to celebrate his grandson’s wedding and his granddaughter’s graduation from UW. He paid $90.
Eric Warn ponied up for Sub Times article on his Y class that raised $5K to help allow foster children to attend the Y for no charge. Rick Selden thanked Carl for his year as President. He let him know he has seen 51 President and he wanted to honor his service with a Greenleaf (that’s $20 for those newer to the club).
Bob Martin spent two weeks on a masted sailing ship in the Greek Islands and Turkey. He highly recommended seeing Ephesus in Turkey. A city where 400K lived in 500 BC. So far only 20% has been uncovered. He says to Google it and be amazed.
Jim Biscelia ratted on Chris Kimballs for the Sub Times article. I think he missed that it was an advertisement for the Rotary musical event. Yorleny paid $$ for a visit to Costa Rica and seeing her mom in good health.
David Swindale introduced our speaker, Mary Swindale. Mary grew up in Lakewood part of the large Fitzgerald family. To make it through high school she changed her name to get rid of the stereotype that previous Mary Fitzpatricks had left at Lakes High School.
Mary had a love for horses and has owned horses since she was 19. At 19 she also convinced the powers that be at Washington State University to let her get her Doctorate before she had a bachelors. She had benefit from the passing of her dad in combat that paid for college till she was 22, so she wanted that doctorate before 22. She became a Doctor of Veterinary Medicine at 23. Mary owned Spanaway Veterinary Clinic until she recently sold it. Now she is performing C-Sections for special dogs and clients. She is also the vet at Woodbrook Hunt Club and still has horses of her own.
Mary started her presentation showing very funny pictures of her first boyfriend (Tiger King) and guest Mike Jones’ first wife (a scantily clad boa constrictor lady). Mary talked about her work with exotic animals at the Game Farm in Graham. Many of those bears and tigers on those farms are missing claws and fang teeth so they would not survive in the wild. She let us know that the animals loved Gai’s bakery deliveries of day-old donuts are the pink sprinkled ones were the favorite. She advises us all not to hike with them, as the bears and other animals are strongly attracted to them.
Mary was working as a vet in her early years as backup for Mike Fields. Mike was the zoo’s vet so when he was away Mary was the zoo’s vet as well. She was practicing and got an emergency call from the zoo that a polar bear had swallowed a fish backwards and needed a throat scope. Mary advised the zookeepers to feed the polar bear a loaf of bread and see if there was any problems with the animal. After determining a loaf of wheat would do and was consumed by the bear the zoo personnel still insisted the polar bears throat be scoped for this backwards fish.
Mary tried to convince them that the bear was old and could swallow a whole loaf of bread so there wasn’t a need for a scope. But she was overruled.
The only throat scope close was owned by an equine vet. The zoo personnel insisted on a specialist to be flown in. Mary had to stay on site as she was the licensed vet for Washington State and the only one who could administer drugs for the animal. After tranquilizing the polar bear (with man-killing drugs) the expert and equine vet joined the polar bear down in a 30' deep hole to scope the throat that may have had a backwards fish in it. The men didn’t seem to mind that the paws of the bear are bigger than a man’s head. So, they scoped the throat and found out the Polar Bear had tonsillitis. After 3 a.m. they fed the bear amoxicillin in a pink donut.
It was a very fun story of animal husbandry. There were lots of questions keeping the 2 Marks on Mic busy (Mark Edgecomb, Mark Herr and Barlow “Mic” Buescher). One included Bob Peterson paying a fine to share his life story, again. But at 96 and a half you get to take the mic anytime you want. And that was the final $20 in Carls’s fine coffers.
The meeting ended with Joel Vranna grabbing the white chip in the raffle.
And there it was Carl’s last meeting. . .fun year President Bronkema.
Later in the evening we enjoyed the Installation dinner. Bill Potter was the emcee with the jokes, not good ones but jokes nevertheless. We honored the work of Teresa McDaniel as the non-Rotarian of the year. Don Danials got a well-deserved Rotarian of the Year award. Don talked about how important Rotary was in his life and thanked his wife and family for their support. Tom George, Barlow Buescher, John Lowney, Greg Rediske, Linda Disney, Mark Herr, ____________________ were inducted as our Board. Carl thanked Connie Coleman-Lacade, James Osundwa and Barlow for their service as directors in the past year and Mary Horn was honored as Immediate Past President. Tom George started his Rotary year as President talking about unity. He also might be sleeping on the couch for introducing his wife Neeni as Mary. It was a lovely evening celebrating both ends and beginnings of another Rotary year.
The very next day we enjoyed the musical stylings of Lakewood Rotary’s own Philip Lindholm, Morris Northcutt and Chris Kimball. Each of them provided stories of their music and preformed. Philip and Morris brought friends to join them on stage. Thanks to Joe Walsh at the Lakewood Playhouse for hosting, Greg Rediske for making the event happen and Barlow for his scotch!
Lakewood at Play
Lakewood at Play
Joe Quinn
President Carl Bronkema called us to order at what seemed to be his final meeting as our President. Although the new regime of Tom George does not begin until July 1, 2025, Carl was acting like a joyful short-timer. Methinks he is looking forward to swinging a few golf clubs, even on Friday mornings this summer. More about swinging below.
Walt Richardson was our photog and Joe Quinn is writing this screed. Guests included James and Shiru Osundwa’s daughter who just finished second grade. There were no Visiting Rotarians today but we welcomed Zoomers Ralph Lockhart, Ralph Johnson, Sally Saunders, Carole Wier, and Barb Spriggs. Carl also honored our three dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, soon-to-be District Governor Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter. Wendy McGowan of Sunshine Committee fame, said no news is great news. All are well.
Announcements: Greg Rediske said the big softball game against Tacoma 8 will be on July 31 and we have about 16 signed up to play. There will be a post-game party at the Rediskes, but only if you make all of the weekly practice sessions. Just kidding but truly we need you guys to practice to see who gets injured before the big game. I think Greg was joking when he asked West Pierce Fire Chief Jim Sharp to have an Aid Car standing by at the field during the practices. Greg also advertised for the fantastic music night planned for June 28th at the Lakewood Playhouse. Morris Northcutt, of international trumpet fame, will be bringing along a quartet of fine musicians. Philip Lindholm is also reported to have supporting musicians and may work with Chris Kimball, our Woodstick drummer. We need to sell more tickets so tell your friends—this is a Rotary Wine and Beer Fest fundraiser.
At this point in the meeting, we think Carl lost control a little bit, because four ladies, styling themselves as the “Swinging Singles” marched to the podium. Apparently, Mary Marlin, Wendy McGowan, Linda Ripley, and Jan Gee decided that they wanted to honor (or embarrass) the short-timer Prez with some golf gifts. Carl kept wondering aloud what that “swingers” moniker might imply, and said he did not want to speculate. So they quickly opened the golf gifts to clear that up….it just referred to Carl’s desire to swing those golf clubs a lot more for the rest of the summer. Gifts included golf balls, a ball mark fixer, and other sundry golf gadgets too exciting to detail here. Mary also read one of her excellent poems to help send off our fine Prez to the golf links. This was just a slight digression and we returned to the agenda for more…
Announcements: Linda Disney said the next Rotary on Tap will be on the patio at the Adriatic, which is located at Oakbrook Golf Course. Remember it is the second Thursday of the month, so that will be July 10th. Was it Carl who suggested it or Linda—Carl and others could play golf there before the Rotary on Tap.
Gayle Selden noted that Partners for Parks is sponsoring Barn Bingo, which is a fundraiser for the H-Barn project, on August 10th. The event will be held outside near the H-Barn at Fort Steilacoom Park of course. It is a Sunday, starting at 3:00 p.m. LR will be one of many non-profits helping with the event. We will be providing a wine basket prize and also getting a “celebrity” caller. One wag suggested our caller dress up as Bacchus, the Roman god of wine and debauchery. Gayle is already recruiting some fool to dress up as the god of wine.
John Lowney said it is not too late to get one of the nine (9) slots remaining at the Installation Dinner. Only $70 a ticket, to welcome our incoming President, Tom George, and say farewell and thanks to Carl Bronkema for a great year. Time is running out as the Club needs to know the final count.
Bill Potter reminded us of the annual Tailgate Party at the Tacoma Rainiers. The Pierce County Rotary clubs invite you to come at 4:30 p.m. on August 20th for burgers, hot dogs and salads, to meet Rotarians of the other local clubs. Y’all come and see Greg Horn win the hot dog eating contest. Just kidding, Greg, but we know you could win!
Confessions: Mo Sarram offered up $50 in honor of his 93rd birthday. Mark Edgecomb spent some time in London for his birthday, so he forked over $20. David Swindale coughed up $100, saying that his daughter just got a degree in Audiology from Western Washington up in Bellingham. Jim Merritt acted as a messenger for Mark Herr, who finished his golf outing today in second place (wait there were only two players betting). In any event, Jim paid a fine because he participated in the Tacoma 8 maritime event known as the Galleyside. He said there was “another person” there from Lakewood Rotary but he did not want to Rat on a Rotarian.
Puffin Jennifer Healy said her oldest son is on duty with the U.S. Army National Guard and was again selected to serve as the “platoon guide.” She paid some amount and said they are visiting him soon. Puffin Christian Flores apologized for having to miss the Installation Dinner, so he generously contributed $100. Donn Irwin finally confessed that he was that “other LR person” attending the Tacoma 8 event. He insisted that he was recruiting some Puffins from our farm club and requested a discount from any fine. Carl denied the request until such time as Donn delivered two or more new Puffins. But hurry. Donn paid a measly $10.
Carl fined himself $20, because Joel Vranna helped him with some problem with his boat. Jim Bisceglia paid $20, because his granddaughter got a great job with Boeing. Right now, her sales team is trying to sell some planes…in Paris for two weeks!
THE PROGRAM: Mary Horn introduced Joe Walsh, the Director and Producer at Lakewood Playhouse. Mary, a new board member at the theatre, touted Joe’s caring attitude and high energy level. The Playhouse was in a downward trend for some years but under Joe’s leadership the Lakewood Playhouse is in recovery mode now. This Program is entitled a Journey of Recovery.
Joe Walsh started his talk by saying, “You inspire me.” He was referring to Lakewood Rotary in particular and service clubs in general. Joe noted that the Playhouse is now back on the map and said that respect breeds respect. He revealed that the playhouse had a $115,000 deficit when he started and is now “in the black”, which elicited spontaneous applause for the assemblage. Joe showed pictures of the beautiful mural painted by Jeremy Gregory.
Joe said grants and fundraisers are the key to financial success. He mentioned that ticket sales are up 253.6%. Yes, you read that right. That means more than three times as many tickets have been sold as in the past. Joe said he believes in the three pillars of People, Programming, and Partnerships. He showed a list of partner organizations and added that Lakewood Rotary is certainly on his list of partners. Joe handed out bookmarks that have a handy list of the five productions planned for Season 87, for the 2025-2026 year of plays. The list includes The Revolutionists (September 12-28, 2025), Seussical, the Musical (December 5-28, 2025), The Normal Heart (February 20-March 8, 2026), Pipeline (April 24-May 10, 2026) and Carrie, the Musical (Jun 12-28, 2026). Get your season tickets now.
Joe talked a bit about each of the five shows, but we think he wants us to go see them and find out for ourselves. Call the box office at 253 588-0042. At some point in his talk, Joe spoke of the many talented producers, actors, and all the background folks that make theatre possible. It takes a village. He also mentioned that they are still building an even stronger board, so if interested in supporting Lakewood Playhouse in that way, give him a call. Mary Horn and Linda Ripley are two board members that we all know.
The Drawing: Bud Montgomery was rewarded for his volunteer work handily: He won the drawing. Oh well, it was only $5.
Upcoming Events:
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
Friday, June 27th - Mary Swindale - Veterinarian
Friday, June 27th – 5:30 pm - Rotary Installation Dinner - Incoming President Tom George
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due and End of Rotary year
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
July 4th - No Meeting - Happy 4th of July!
July 10th – 5:30 pm – Rotary on Tap on the patio at the Adriatic, at the Oakbrook Golf Course
The End is Near
It is now T-minus 3 and counting…..to the splashdown of the rapidly burning out rocket ship known as “President Carl” and the blast off of the powerful supersonic missile known as (soon to be President) Tom George. Sputtering though he may be, President Carl did deliver another outstanding performance on this Friday, June 13, 2025, beginning at 12:30 on the dot. Helping our slowly deflating president were:
Installation Dinner sales and collection: John Lowney
Paul Harris giving: Veronica Bronkema
Raffle Ticket Sales: Gary Barton
Pictures: Walt Richardson (a bit of a come-down from his recent Grand Canyon picture-taking)
Set up: James Osundwa, Rob Erb, Terry Roarke
Thought for the Day: Mary Marlin, who composed a lovely poem delighting in the Lakewood Rotary experience, “Friday, indeed!”
Pledge: Don Daniels
James Osundwa introduced Clayton Haglund from the Emergency Food Network
Christian Flores introduced wife/business partner Priscilla, and business partner Arin.
Zoomers included Bill Potter, Philip Lindholm, Barb Spriggs, Gayle Selden, and Ballard’s own John Magnuson, who regaled us with some poetry in answer to Mary’s delightful rhymes, something about his delight in seeing Terry Roarke’s bare knees.
Almost District Governor Tony had two announcements: His guests from Hong Kong at the movie night donated $1,000 HK$, which came in US currency to the substantial sum of $128.36 USD. He also relayed the sad news that the Rotary International President-elect, Mario Martins de Camargo from Brazil, to have taken office in two weeks, resigned for health/family/business reasons. RI is furiously reviewing previous candidates and will have a replacement named by the Convention in Calgary.
Note: The Rotary Board of Directors just named Francesco Arrezio from Italy who will take office July 1.
Birthdays and Anniversaries:
Greg Rediske reminded all that advertising in this very news vehicle, the Lakewood Key, is available for $190/year. Thanks to Dave Reames and Leon Titus for their long-time ads, to which they attribute their business success. Also, remember that makeups can be accomplished by simply reading this weekly bulletin and informing the secretary (gnsrediske@msn.com). Greg continued to hog the microphone and promote the opportunity for entertainment on June 28, one day after the Installation Dinner. Chris Kimball, Philip Lindholm and Morris Northcutt will each perform (drums, guitar, trumpet, respectively) while telling stories of their professional music careers. It will be an amazing evening, and tickets remain available at lakewoodrotary.com for $50 each, all proceeds going to Lakewood Rotary. Additionally, Philip will be having Chris join him along with a bassist for a full band experience on one song, while Morris will be having a pianist, a viola, a cello, and string bass supplement his trumpet. This will be a night not to be missed!! And finally, Greg got to what he was called up to do, which is announce member anniversaries, wedding anniversaries, and birthdays. Rightfully judging that the room was sick and tired of hearing from him, Kamarie Wilson was called up to announce the anniversaries. Highlights included John Lowney’s 36 years and Sam Hunter’s 42 years in Rotary. Wedding anniversary winners were Joe and Kris Quinn with 57 years, topped only by Steve and Ellen Mazoff’s 60 years, on this very day. Back came Greg to wish a happy birthday to those in the house, Leanna Albrecht, Connie Coleman-Lacadie, Don Daniels, Linda Disney, Jan Gee, Jim Merritt, Mark Silva and Kamarie Wilson. Happily, every one of these celebrants correctly guessed the lyrics for their given song. For instance, Don Daniels was given a Supremes song, with the initial lyric being “Stop!”. He correctly completed the line with “in the name of love”. Well done, all! And Happy Birthday!
Next up: Steve Enquist awarded a 7th Paul Harris to Jan Gee. Jan came up with the idea of using her Paul Harris points to award all five of her sponsored new members with a Paul Harris. Three were in the house, and received a certificate, a pin and medallion: Joe Walsh, Christian Flores, Jennifer Healy. Congratulations to all! And Jan got a standing “O” out of it, while the club now tops 100 members with Paul Harris’s.
Announcements:
--Bob Zawilski announced 326 cases of food for the Food Pantries from a District Matching Grant.
--Rob Erb needs a golfer or two for the military golf tournament that we help sponsor on June 27.
--Connie Coleman-Lacadie and Linda Disney spread their gratitude to the 28 attendees of the recent Rotary on Tap at El Toro. Nice work, all! Or, more accurately, “Nice play, all!”.
True Confessions (though none were as steamy as some of the confessions in the magazine of that name: “Sin was my destiny!”; “Because I was mad at my wife I went into the arms of another woman!”; ‘I joined a club for restless wives!” “I was hypnotized into sin!”)
--Joe Quinn, $20 for a golf win (“I was terrible, they were worse.”)
--Rob Erb and Donn Irwin: River cruise and a trip to Sun Records Studio, $20 each.
--Linda Disney: 3 weeks in France, $20 and a Mona Lisa replica for President Carl.
--Rachel Mazoff: $60 for her parents’ 60th wedding anniversary
--Steve Mazoff: $100 for his 60th anniversary, grandchild’s high school graduation, grandchild’s marriage, new used car, two new homes. And $20 for Tom George so he could be the first person fined in his Rotary Presidential year.
--Tom George: $20 for his upcoming trip to the RI Convention in Calgary.
--Jim Merritt: Announcing the scholarships (some for $10K) presented at the McGavick Center with 570 attendees by the Tacoma Pierce County Athletic Commission.
--Connie Coleman-Lacadie: Granddaughter graduation, and in memory of her son’s birth day, $40.
Maybe, just maybe, President Carl’s sputtering ship isn’t sputtering after all….All these monetary additions just might keep him airborne!
Sad news! Cat Frederickson has submitted her resignation.
“I think so happily of my days as an active Rotarian, but my time has come to a pause for this season. I look forward to rejoining in the future when I can dedicate the time Rotary deserves and I so much want to give!! I cannot come say goodbye in person or I’ll be suckered into another year as a lame member - I miss the fun of it all while serving the neediest amongst us. Thank you for being the best part of Rotary from day 1! I’ll never forget breakfast with these strangers who became fast friends.
In service,
Your friend,
Cat”
The Program:
Rachel Mazoff introduced her good friend and fellow quality control specialist (in a different field entirely), Megan Leifson. Megan got her start with food in 4H, attending WSU (3rd generation in her family) to achieve a degree in Food Science. In addition to her work with food making and testing, she is President of the Nourish Board of Directors and a member of that board since 2017. She has spent more than 30 years in the food industry, especially in baking. She owns several US patents in this field. To be a food scientist like her, you need to love: 1. Wearing a hair net; 2. Testing products; 3. Making new flavors; 4. Monitoring the quality of products; 5. Being ready for a plant audit at any time. Her work involves the sensory perception of food, including addressing the five senses (sight, hearing, smell, touch, flavor). Flavor involves identifying it by sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami (a category of taste in food (besides sweet, sour, salt, and bitter), corresponding to the flavor of glutamates, especially monosodium glutamate.) (Congratulations to our bulletin writers on their ability to Google definitions effortlessly. Or with not too much effort.) Megan then took us through identifying color and taste in the form of three jelly beans, tested by Rotarians and guests
..: Red (cherry taste); Green (pear taste); Yellow (popcorn taste). Megan works for Bite Me! Cookies, formulated right here in Lakewood. She noted that a new cookie, or any product, can take 6 months from formulation to market. She has also been very involved with edible paper (think cakes decorated with pictures). Many thanks!!
(This program with free samples differs a bit from the Lakewood Rotary program from 1959: “Next week’s speaker is Lyndon Crowe, a pro football player currently on the road for Marlboro cigarettes. So leave your smokes at home as they should furnish us with lots of samples.”)
Pot: Unknown amount, but at least $250. Or $5.00 in the case of winner Bob Zawilski.
En Garde, Pret, Allez!
En Garde, Pret, Allez!
Paula T. Olson
A Lakewood Rotarian walked into TC&GC on Friday and instantly sensed something unusual. First, the meeting was downstairs as another group claimed our regular space. Not that being downstairs is a bad thing; it’s just not the usual. Second, although the meeting started on time and with President Carl’s call to order, he announced that the order of the meeting would be different. We would have the program before the announcements and the mining of members’ wallets to fill presidential coffers or the Award Cup. But like the Boy and Girl Scouts, Lakewood Rotarians go with the flow and adapt.
Prez Carl called on Debbie McVicker to introduce our presenter, Dr. Tobias (Toby) Lee. Dr. Lee’s profession is interventional cardiologist. He received his undergraduate degree from Harvard College and his medical degree from Yale University School of Medicine. He went on to residencies at Boston and Harvard. He is also a husband, father, acclaimed fencer, volunteer, photographer, and coach. He currently practices medicine at Pulse Heart Institute, a department of Multicare. Toby’s topic today was fencing. He is among the 2% of fencers in the nation to have achieved competitive rating in all three fencing weapons.
Last year, Toby represented the United States at the fencing championships in Dubai and received a bronze medal. His website at tobylee.com provides all the details about Toby’s life including his fencing career. But wait, a rumor went through the meeting room that he was also a Swiftie but this reporter could not confirm that so it will remain a rumor. Toby said that his main goal today was to inspire one person to try the sport of fencing as he considered it to be great fun and exercise and a sport that any person with any range of ability could enjoy. In addition to his demonstration, Toby used a PowerPoint to illustrate his presentation.
Toby explained the three weapons used in the sport: epee, foil, and saber. The most common epee is using in dueling and requires 750 grams of pressure to score a point when pressed on the opponent. The foil is used in training, and the saber is least commonly used and has no tip like the epee and foil. The saber is designed separately for right-handed and left-handed fencers. During fencing matches, points are scored with the epee anywhere on the body, from the head to the toes. It is possible for both fencers to score points at the same time.
The foil, on the other hand, has a rubber tip, the target is the torso, and requires 500 grams of pressure to score points. The weapons have electronic sensors to record the points. Finally, the saber’s target is the waist and above. Toby passed around the three weapons so members could handle them and get a closer look at them.
There are local fencing clubs in Lakewood, Bellevue, and Tacoma. Fencing has been a sport in the Olympics since 1896 and fencers start as young as five years and as old as 80 years and older. There is a Paralympics category for disabled fencers. When suiting up for a match, a person will put on a mask, jacket, knickers, plastron, and gloves. The injury rate for the sport is very low as the fencers will have two layers of protective gear to protect the body.
A fencing match takes place on a narrow strip of mat called a piste. The match is comprised of three bouts, each being three minutes long or until a fencer scores 15 points. There are rules if a fencer steps off the piste. Fencing blades move almost as fast as a bullet.
And then the fun began as Toby dressed in the various layers of garments for a fencing match. He challenged any member of the club to show his/her potential as a fencer. First to step up was our new DG Tony Camoroda. Toby helped Tony assume the correct position and posture to score several points on him. Chris Kimball offered his 100-pound motorcycle helmet for Tony’s protection. Toby said a fencer wanted to be as thin as possible and stand sideways so as to offer as small a target as possible. Steve Enquist was next up and looked like a natural. Tom George stepped up next and took every opportunity to score points on Toby. Finally, against loud protest from husband Carl, Veronica Bronkema took a turn.
Thank you, Dr. Lee for a fascinating and fun presentation. Let’s see which Lakewood Rotarians you inspired to start fencing.
Now back to the regular agenda for the meeting. The Dream Team to set up the meeting included Tom George, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden and James Osundwa. Joel Vranna manned the Paul Harris desk while Ms. Jan Gee womaned the $2.00 table and served as Sergeant at Arms. Photographer was Phil Eng and writer was yours truly, Paula Olson. Our only guests were our speaker and his wife and there were no visiting Rotarians. Royalty included DG Tony Camoroda, PDG Greg Horn and AG Bill Potter. Wendy McGowan reported that all members are healthy, although Carl expressed concern about his health since wife Veronica got a taste of fencing. Seems like Carl’s got a guilty conscience. Maybe he should confess and accept his punishment.
Steve Enquist presented Gary Fulton with his Level 3 Major Donor Paul Harris Fellow award. Gary received his first Paul Harris on January 6, 1988, his Level I on May 21, 2007, his Level II on October 11, 2016, and now his Level III on April 28, 2025. He’s donated a total of $50,070! Some other interesting stats for Paul Harris giving from LR members are as follows: we’ve donated a total of $1,505,191, we have 101 Paul Harris Fellows, and 97.67% of members donate every year. Pretty impressive, I’d say.
Dave Swindale, representing the International Service Committee, presented materials to support an ask of $14,000 to improve bathroom facilities for the Janata Secondary School in Kattari Municipality of Nepal. The goal is provide better facilities and hygiene education for female students, especially during menstruation, so the girls are able to take care of their personal needs with dignity, instead of being forced to use bushes or be absent. Our donation joins Bainbridge Island Rotary Club and other clubs for a total gift of more than $41,750. A motion was made, seconded, and unanimously approved.
Mary Horn updated us on the Exchange Student situation. It seems that our student got his hands on a forbidden bottle of alcohol along with another student and was sent home. This was during a student gathering at Seabeck. There is a zero tolerance policy because of the high insurance. Mary met our new exchange student from Switzerland on Zoom and reported that he will be a lot of fun. Mary also shared with the club the outing by keynote speaker for the District Conference, Tom Carroll, for Greg Horn’s possible side job as an international spy. On one hand, Greg? A spy? Really? But on the other hand, as unlikely as it would seem, that would make him the perfect spy. But Tom also indicated that Mary might have had (or has) an ongoing relationship with the gardener. Hhhmmmm.
Peter Marsh reported that he and Sue spent some quality time with grandchildren aged 7, 11, and 14 years back in D.C. and he added that he has 25 tomato plants needing homes out of his original 200 plants. Come and get them! Chuck Hellar ponied up money for visiting his son in New York City where his income doubled but his expenses increased by 40%. Chuck also took a cruise to Bermuda where he commented that the size of people on the cruise was most noteworthy along with gambling and drinking starting at 6:00 am.
Joe Quinn showed off his Puffin head covers and paid $20 for his $4.00 golfing win. Jim Merritt has started this new tradition for Rotary golfers to play on Friday mornings here at the club, but all winnings are to be donated to Rotary. But the bets are so small that if you win, and want to talk about the Greenleaf Rule applies—give an added $20.00. Bill Potter’s son graduated from college, he took his first international vacation, and celebrated his wedding anniversary, all for $100. Scott Buser reported on his trip to Leavenworth where he umpired a lot for fun; Joel Vranna’s nephew lost his post with the Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team but he immediately got a job with the Rangers; and Wendy McGowan visited family in L.A. and was present for her granddaughter’s graduation. Greg Horn paid $20 for his outing as a possible spy, James Osundwa was glad to have his wife back home safe and sound and congratulated Tony on his elevation.
And finally, I got this note from a beloved LR. When he and his wife lived in Lakewood, the wife had bee hives. They were great for pollinating plants and making honey. But after a while she had too many bees. She checked her hives and found them unbelievable.
Well, she did.....
And last but not least, John Caulfield won the raffle but didn’t score the cash. Well, $5.00.
Footnotes:
The title are the three words that the referee says to start a fencing match.
The banner picture is the latest Five Rotarians Run the Yard. You’ll notice that there is six Rotarians in the picture. They had to add a 6th Rotarian to even out the reduced productivity of the old guys. But don’t they look happy to be of service! From left to right: Steve Mazoff, Rachel Mazoff, Joe Quinn, Bill Wiggins, Carl Bronkema, and David Swindale.
Check out the article in The Suburban Times about our Little Free Pantries.
https://thesubtimes.com/2025/05/27/sure-fire-feel-better-trick-read-below/
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, June 12th - Rotary On Tap 5:30 PM at El Toro, 12914 Pacific Hwy, Lakewood
Friday, June 13th - Megan Leifson - Food Safety Specialist - Food Sensory 101
Friday, June 20th - Joe Walsh - Artistic Director Lakewood Playhouse
Friday, June 27th - Mary Swindale – Veterinarian
Saturday, June 28th at 7:30 pm. A Musical Evening at the Lakewood Playhouse. Chris Kimball on drums, Philip Lindholm rockin ‘n rollin, and Morris Northcutt on trumpet. $50/person
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club, 5:30 pm
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
Seeing the Future
THE LAKEWOOD KEY for May 30, 2025
By Joe Quinn
President Carl Bronkema called us to order, and Chris Kimball delivered a fine invocation. Mark Edgecomb led us to the Pledge of Allegiance. Brie Cooper staffed the Paul Harris desk, and Gary Barton grabbed the mic (much to our disdain) as Sergeant at Arms. The IT Team or Setup Crew consisted of the usual suspects, or at least some of them. Puffins present stood and were recognized. Phil Eng and Joe Quinn served as photog and scribe, respectively.
Walt Richardson was snapping pictures and Joe Quinn is the scribe. Guests of Rotarians included Stephanie Wilcox, President for Life of the Partners of Rotary. It was duly noted that Steph was also non-Rotarian of the Year a couple of years ago. Ron Banner introduced four school board members and paid of fine of $50 dollars, as the fifth member of the board could not make it, but he wanted to give $10 apiece. He reeled off the names so fast it was impossible for this old fart to keep up. Zoomers included Barb Spriggs, Kamarie Wilson, Carole Wier (apologies to anyone I missed).
Just like that, Carl got right to it and gave a nice induction speech for the World’s Newest Rotarian, right after noting that she is vertically challenged. Don’t be too upset Patti—all the ribbing is rendered in a good-hearted way in Rotary. Just steel yourself for dumb comments like
“Stand up!” and “Somebody give her a stepstool.” You are not the first or last Lakewood Rotarian to be the butt of unkind remarks. It just shows we like you. Patti is a fourth generation Tacoman and recently delivered to us a good history program, complete with pictures, about the past of the City of Destiny, and many of its prominent families of yesteryear. The Puffin was ceremoniously passed by Christian Flores to Patti.
Announcements Anne Enquist and Stephanie Wilcox urged us to buy tickets for this year’s fifth annual Dinner and a Movie. This year’s edition features Tom Cruise (again) in an episode of Mission Impossible. Be on time on June 8th at the Lakewood AMC at 3:55 p.m. as the show will start right at four p.m.. Tickets are only $85, and $24 of that goes to Rotary. Stephanie is in charge of the decorations, which will be unbelievable, according to Anne. The Tacoma Country and Golf Club will host an All-American buffet with hot dogs, burgers and much more, right after the movie. Go online to lakewoodrotary.com or pay Treasurer John Lowney before time runs out soon.
Phil Eng said the Reeder Roadster Romp will take place September 7th through 9th at the Oregon Resort. Sign up as hotel rooms go fast.
Fines; Dave Reames gave $100 for an assorted list that sounded like “rusted iron” – a ’57 Chevy in his garage—various other vehicles and boats and oh yeah grand children and even great-grandchildren. We know Dave; it is hard to keep up with such an embarrassment of riches! Chris Kimball paid a hefty fine - something about a raffle where he won a helicopter tour of Seattle.
Mark Herr was chastised by President Carl for making an announcement out of order. Mark asked for a vote for us to give $7,000 from the Major Projects Committee budget for this Rotary year to the H-Barn Project at Fort Steilacoom Park. Our total commitment to that project is $40,000. A motion was unanimously approved, and Mark did not have to pay a fine.
Getting back to fines, PCB (President Carl Bronkema) charged Dan Livingston $100 for being MIA from so many LR meetings, but also for his 27th wedding anniversary, his new job, and his daughter (see below) graduating from high school and going so to Pacific Lutheran University. Jim Merritt stepped up to donate his golf winnings from this morning but also because of his progeny winning a swimming award at the Air Force Academy. We hope he gave more than his measly golf prize ($2) for that achievement. Bud Montgomery was welcomed back from Green Valley, Arizona with a $100 fine, which he earmarked for Paul Harris foundation.
THE PROGRAM: Leanna Albrecht introduced our program for today: honoring, and hearing from the seven Clover Park School District students who won the Mike McGowan educational incentive awards. Leanna listed the members of the incentive awards committee: Barb Spriggs, Veronica Bronkema, Chuck Hellar, Donn Irwin, Scott Buser, and Rob Erb (hope I got them all here). She mentioned that Mike McGowan was Rotarian of the Year in 1990, and that he was instrumental in developing the IB (International Baccalaureate) program in this school district. a book as a gift: “Carpe Every Diem.”
Veronica Bronkema came to the podium to announce that the committee received a record-breaking 30 applications this year! Seven seniors are being honored. She read the nice thank you letter from McKenzie Balatbat who could not be with us today. McKenzie will be attending the University of Arizona, seeking a degree in Nursing.
Then each of the awardees addressed us to tell us a bit about themselves and thank us and others for this achievement and honor.
Jacqueline Gonzalez-Majia: Jackie is the valedictorian of the Senior Class at Clover Park High School and will be attending Stanford. A member of the National Honor Society, she has been active in Lakewood Youth Council
Kasia King: Kasia has attended Harrison Prep and will go to the University of Washington for a degree in biology. Her dream is to be an endocrinologist like her mother. She is the Vice President of the ASB. In thanking Lakewood Rotary, she was sure to acknowledge the helpful efforts of LR Next Step mentors, Rachel Mazoff and Chuck Hellar. (That was nice.)
Addison Livingston (LR member Dan’s daughter) attended Lakes High School and Pierce College simultaneously and looks forward to the drama program at PLU. She will major in English and Theater. She thanked us for buying her Girl Scout cookies years ago. (Not really, but she should have because it is true.) Addison started a Young Thespians group, which is very active at the Lakewood Playhouse. We saw Joe Walsh applauding that remark.
Alexis Lynn will soon graduate from Harrison Prep, and will be a Business Administration major at UW. Her goal is to go on and get a master’s degree and then a J.D. degree as she is interested in Intellectual Property Law. Alexis is the current President of the ASB and also served on the Youth Council. She volunteers at Nourish (food bank) and has been involved in both wrestling and soccer. Like Kasia, Alexis went out of her way to thank her Next Step mentors, Sue Marsh and Dr. Peter Marsh. (Don’t these testimonials, particularly from top students, make you want to volunteer to be a Next Step mentor?)
Aaron Miller attended Lakes High School. He thanked us for help in providing some funds for him to attend George Fox University next year and play baseball there. In high school, Aaron has been active on the baseball team and in basketball and golf as well. Aaron volunteers at the Lakewood Baseball Club (Greg Rediske was seen smiling, which is quite rare) and he works at Oakbrook Golf Club.
Tate Sherman attended Lakes High School and will attend the University of Alabama, seeking a degree in Nursing. At Lakes, Tate has been active in baseball, football and golf. He is the current Vice President of the ASB. This National Honor Society awardee volunteers at Lakewood Baseball Club too (so Rediske was now applauding and grinning widely) and serves as a lifeguard here at the pool at Tacoma Country and Golf Club.
President Carl Bronkema summed up our feelings well when he concluded this program with the perfect comment: “The future is in good hands.”
THE DRAWING: The drawing was uneventful, especially for the winner Patti Mannie, who only walked away with $5.00. Not $500. Welcome to Lakewood Rotary, Patti, where we will always leave you short. (It never stops.)
A Stroll Down Memory Lane
A Stroll Down Memory Lane
Wendy McGowan
It’s time for your Lakewood Rotary history lesson once again! With permission from my source, Greg Rediske, I will be plagiarizing here and there, from his book “50 Years of Service and Fellowship”. In addition, I will add details of ‘my Lakewood Rotary favorites’. Mike McGowan was a Lakewood Rotarian for 50 years, joining in 1968, and I enjoyed many happy Rotary moments as his spouse. My two favorites were The Pancake Breakfast and The Installation Dinner.
Of course, the club had no grills, no utensils, no place to have the event. Details, details! On Easter Sunday, 1961, the 44 members of Lakewood Rotary held their first Pancake Breakfast at a bowling alley. Things were slow to start, but as customers trickled in “all hell broke loose”! Fuses blew, pancakes burnt, sausage was cremated, but they fed every one of their customers. The net was an astonishing $2000! The fund-raising event was eventually moved to Clover Park High School, where it remained until the last Pancake Breakfast, (the 44th), in 2004.
The rapport that ensued from people working side by side was the best. Russ Klauser said, “Working for something good, that’s the most important thing.” Later, Mel Neighbors said, “The neatest memories, though, are of the kids growing up.” Wives of the Rotarians and children of the Rotarians came in droves to flip pancakes, deliver them to their customers, refill the orange juice pitchers, and pour the coffee. For years, I brought my two daughters, Kelly and Megan, to work the Pancake Breakfast. They always looked forward to it, especially Megan. Every year she pleaded with me to let her pour the coffee. Hot coffee, served by an eight-year-old was surely a disaster waiting to happen. Every year I promised she could do it when she turned 13!!!
Cap Peterson was a Lakewood Rotarian (and, a well-known major league baseball player to boot!). His wife, Liz, was (and still is) a good friend of mine. Early on, our children were very young and therefore couldn’t work the breakfast, (but as they grew up they were great helpers). The Petersons had three children, so in the early years of the breakfast, Liz and I made a pact: she would drop her three children off at our house so she could go and work the Pancake Breakfast and when she finished her stint, she’d come back and pick up all five of our children, so I could “pour the coffee” and “deliver the yummy pancakes and sausage.”
From an initial net of $2000, the Pancake Breakfast grew to net $25,000 per year. It was the event that galvanized our club, all in the spirit of community service.
The other “favorite thing” I cherished during my years as the spouse of a Lakewood Rotarian was, and still is, the Installation Dinner. Mike and I attended this impressive event nearly every year he was a Rotarian. The impression this event made upon me had little to do with the food that was served, although The Lakewood Terrace Restaurant, the original location of the annual Installation, and the present venue, the Tacoma Golf and Country Club, each served fabulous meals, yummy desserts, and the finest of wines. What made a lasting impression on me, however, was the delivery of the installation itself.
In 1978, the installation of officers became a grand event. Ralph Lockhart was the incoming President, and he asked Jim Strait, a Lakewood Rotary member and funeral director, to formulate and deliver a new installation recitation, after seeing him do this at the Masonic Lodge. Although I was unaware of this at the time, Jim took material from the Masons and the Grange, and incorporated it to fit Rotary. The words were grand, but Jim’s delivery left everyone, including me, in awe. Jim memorized the recitation for each officer, delivering them with the solemnity that characterized his occupation. Most people have trouble reciting a ten-word phrase from memory, but Jim recited several pages without a single piece of paper in sight. Jim did this for every Installation Dinner until he moved away in 2001.
Today, Greg Rediske delivers the installation recitation. Greg’s delivery is dignified and ceremonial, but I still give him a bad time, jokingly saying he doesn’t quite measure up to Jim Strait. When I will hear the words from Greg, on Friday, June 27, 2025, I will think of the awe-inspiring, breathtaking presentation by Jim.
The school bell just rang. Your history lesson is over. Now, it’s time for the reason you clicked on “Rotary Bulletin” in the first place: a recap of today’s meeting, 5/23/25.
As is Carl’s custom, he rang the bell right at the moment of 12:30 calling us all to order. He welcomed Rotarians, friends of Rotarians, and those who would like to become Rotarians.
Carl asked Bob Peterson to give the invocation which he did with his usual solemnity and today with special respect for our fallen military men. Greg Rediske led us in the salute to our flag.
Carl acknowledged those who “made the meeting happen.” Becky Wiggins took charge of the Paul Harris desk and Mark Edgecomb served as Sgt. At Arms. The trusty IT team: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa and Rob Erb did duty. All went off as planned as we viewed photos of our members upon the screen who served in the military and are no longer with us.
Next the president asked the Puffins to please stand. Carl did note that a new Puffin will be joining the ranks and that could mean an opportunity “to unload” a fluffy friend should one like to.
President Carl then acknowledged the two who are responsible to put together the Bulletin this week: photographer is Phil Eng and the scribe is none other than ‘yours truly’. Guest of Rotarian, Donna Phillips was once again introduced: her sister, Laura. Visiting Rotarian, Rachel Mazoff introduced her mother, Ellen. Rachel also introduced our guest speaker of the day, Deanna Altman, with whom Rachel works.
Carl introduced the Rotarians who “Zoomed in” today: Bud Montgomery, Kamarie Wilson, Carole Wier, Ralph Johnson, and I believe, Ralph Lockhart.
Of course, I can’t forget our dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter, whom the president greeted each with distinction. Carl reminded us of the upcoming District Conference where our own Tony Camoroda with be inducted as District Governor.
Bob Zawilski made a request of the Club to authorize an expenditure of $5,000 from the Little Free Pantry account in support of a District Community Grant opportunity. The grant will enable the club to purchase much needed food supplies and help us maximize the impact of our funds. The District has informed us that there are unused funds from the Rotary year ending June 30, 2025. The request was granted by the vote. Should you like more detailed information, please contact Bob.
Another announcement that club members always look forward to came from Dr. Peter Marsh. His annual “Tomato Giveaway” must be expedited “this afternoon” as Peter will be unavailable after that.
Jan Gee announced that the Community Concerns Committee granted $2,500 for a K-12 summer camp where Spanish language learning will take place. This is through the World Language Connection.
Another announcement came from Mary Horn. She is asking for host families which are needed for the incoming Exchange Student.
The following is more than an announcement, rather “A Whale of a Story”! Apparently, John Lowney was “shrimping” recently with Gary Allason. They were using John’s run-a-bout when a 40-foot gray whale surfaced and came down on the boat. It was ‘a whale of damage’…$8,000. The whale tore the motor drive off. Yikes! They figured that amounted to $100 per shrimp. (Might be cheaper at Safeway!)
Fines were next on President Carl’s agenda. Phil Eng coughed up $100 for each of the trips he and his wife, Judy, enjoyed during the last 4 or 5 months. Phil joked that was about $20.00 each for New Zealand, Australia, two trips to California, a cruise, and to top it off, they are headed to Calgary to join other Lakewood Rotarians.
John Caulfield added $100 to Carl’s cup as well. He was recently honored as Person of the Year by LASA. John has played a pivotal role in supporting the Living Access Support Alliance (LASA) in its mission to prevent homelessness. The Suburban Times broke the news this month. Congratulations John.
Brandy Paxton added $41.00 Carl’s quest for fines. She spoke of her beloved cousin who died not long ago. The $41.00 came about as the cousin would have turned 41 on his next birthday this summer.
Rachel Mazoff introduced today’s program spokesperson which featured Deana Altman, Director of Patient Safety and Behavioral and Mental Health for MultiCare. Ms. Altman’s presentation included: Enhancing patient “experience” and health outcome, reducing costs and improving value, improving ultimate outcome of the patients, and improving clinician “experience” (which may include “burnout”).
Ms. Altman posed “How do we know if we are improving? She used slides to highlight parts of her presentation. She explained that by measuring external data like re-admissions and internal data such as suicide screening, the staff gets valuable information about what they are doing well and areas that need improving. She explained that the use of follow-up studies are important with both patients and staff. She also spoke about the use of A.I. in measuring, understanding, and improving the quality of care.
She talked about a significant number of patients who are brought to hospital involuntarily. Over the past year or so, those patients gave more positive reviews. If a person who didn’t want to come to the hospital thought they got good care, that really shows the staff is doing things right.
Following her presentation, she offered the floor to the audience. Several in the club had questions which Ms. Altman answered in detail.
Promptly at 1:30 President Carl brought out the cage full of raffle tickets for the drawing. Reaching in he pulled out the winning number of Ryan McGrady. I believe the chip was white, but you can check Phil’s photo to be sure!
Postscript: If you haven’t driven by the Clover Park High School recently, you should do so. The Arlington Project has assembled once again. Dozens and dozens of American flags signify the graves of those gone before us. They were placed there by the Clover Park students. It is a tribute, not only to the soldiers who stood for us, but an accolade to the students who honor them. Superintendent Ron Banner, you must be so proud of you kids!
Upcoming Events:
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
Friday, May 30th - Leanna Albrecht - McGowan Incentive Awards
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year and dues due
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
A Month Worthy of Celebration
“Finally!” she gasped, “It is National Play your Ukulele Day. I thought May 2nd would never arrive.” May Singhi Breen, 1895 – 1970, the original ukulele lady. She was a ukulelist, singer, author and teacher. She is also the person for whom the month of May is named. Before Miss Breen was born, the fifth month of the year was known as Ukulele. Of course, that word was hard to type on the early versions of the iPhone, so they shortened the name of the month to May. Well, the powers that be decided a woman ukulelist needed to be born whose name was Singhi Breen. It turned out that neither of those names fit on the calendars of the day so they gave her the first name – May. The task of her being born was assigned to Mr. and Mrs. Breen.
May Singhi Breen was playing her ukulele one day and doing Tequila shots with other band members, Juan, Jorge, Pablo y Sonando. They all lapsed into a state of semi-consciousness and dreamt of a Zombie Apocalypse. Thus, anxiety ridden, they turned to soothing ukulele music for mental clarity and calm.
So, there you have May in a nutshell: May Day, Cinco de Mayo, Mother’s Day, Play Your Ukulele Day, Zombie Awareness Month, Anxiety Awareness Month and Memorial Day. All wrapped up in a tidy package thanks to May Singhi Breen.

May Singhi Breen with her Banjuke
Not the Preakness, but we were off to the races….
After a welcoming by President Carl, an invocation was presented by Yorleny Clapper. The Pledge to our flag was led by Kris Kauffman, or not. PCB thanked his minions: James Guerrero on the Paul Harris Desk, Sgt. at Arms Barlow Buescher, The IT Team Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, PP Rick Selden, James Osundwa and Rob Erb. Photographs by PP Bob Zawilski and a factual bulletin by Ole. No, really.
Guest of Rotarians were introduced: PP Don Daniels – his wife Lisa and daughter Shelley. Have you heard of a sue nommey? No? How about a tsunami? There was a tsunami of names, introductions, titles that ran together like pancake syrup into scrambled eggs. This is what I got: Phil – Tacoma 8, Laura – sister, Briana – YMCA, Hattie or Hallie – historian and Mary Moss introduced our speaker, Ryan Mello.
My Peeps – The Zoomers, Two Ralphs, Angela is back, Rose – still mending, Debbie McV, Carole - where it is hot and muggy, and Rachel.
Big Shots (not the Tequila kind), PDG Greg Horn, DGE Tony Camoroda, AG Bill Potter. Sunshine Report by Wendy McG – someone broke her back! Who?
Paul Harris: Steve Enquist awarded Dr. Peter Marsh his fourth and PP Don Daniels his fifth Paul Harris Awards. Don also used his “points” to give both wife Lisa and daughter Shelley a Paul Harris. Congratulations to all.
Batter-up, Tacoma 8
Baseball Challenge by Tacoma 8 on July 31 at 5:30 – possibly at The Rainiers Stadium. Y’know, with a thousand members or something like that, and every mound of big cheese a member of Tacoma 8, should there be any doubt that’s where the game will be? I mean, too bad Tom Names isn’t with us anymore. We could have asked Good old Tom to just buy the place, and we’ll have the game where and when we want! Or Cap Peterson or Ron Herbel or Ron Irwin.
A Fine Time was had by All
Carl and wife Veronica Bronkema, Angela Connelly, and a whole bunch of other illuminati made the cover of Stroll Magazine apparently. Money changed hands. Andrew Neiditz moved back to Tacoma – let’s hope he stays with Lakewood! Andrew? Please?
Chris and Vickie Kimball visited Victoria, British Columbia – named for Vickie Kimball - and marveled at Butchart Gardens in its springtime glory. $20. Tacoma 8 guy Gil Quante denigrated our members who bailed out of stinkytown – “A bunch of senior retirees.” $20. Rob Erb corrected him, saying “We got the cream of the crop. Also $20. ”Joe Quinn gave some. John Mag’s oldest grandson Bowen was named to Little League All-Star Team in San Diego County - $50! Bob Peterson gave $30 for a grandson’s academic achievement of a doctoral degree.
Mary Moss introduced Ryan Mello, Pierce County Executive
Executive Mello, a UPS graduate, gained experience in Americorps and the Tacoma City Council. He was then elected to the Pierce County Council and now serves as its executive. He began by thanking Rotarians for their generosity in helping those we don’t meet. Interesting choice of terms. He emphasized the county’s motto of Forward Together. It is supposed to imply that what the county does is inclusive. Pointing to the Sprinker Recreation Center as an example, he related that it is more than an indoor skating rink now with ball parks of every description outdoors. The indoor center is slated for redevelopment.
The county’s strategic plan intends for each area of concern to be safe, welcoming and connected. Examples stated include safe walking, access to 911, fire, medical and police coverage. Treatment with respect, welcoming to all in diverse communities, respectful of all abilities, accessibility to technology, connectivity. Sounds grand; I just wonder who pays for all of this?
He went on to report affinity with tribal government. Accountability and transparency seem to be high on the priority list. Much more can be had at www.piercecounty.gov/wa Several questions fielded by Mr. Mello were politically slanted, which is probably to be expected.
James Guerrero upheld a long tradition of only bagging $5 in the drawing.
Greg Rediske says for those two or three of you who may have forgotten, May 21 Sweden when the Swedes finally auctioned off Norway to the lowest bidder.
Who Reads This Stuff,
Ole
The Work of West Pierce Fire & Rescue
The Work of West Pierce Fire and Rescue
Paula Olson
On the Friday before Mother’s Day Prez Carl Bronkema opened the meeting with his usual promp and circumstance. Scott Buser gave the invocation and Tiffany Holman led us in the Pledge of Allegiance. Others making the meeting happen included Debbie McVicker at Paul Harris desk, Linda Disney served at Sargent at Arms, the IT team otherwise known as the Dream Team were Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa, and Rob Erb. Walt Richardson took photos, and Paula Olson, with the help of Gayle Selden, took notes.
We had guests: Jennie Weinand, wife of Jim, Donna Phillips’ sister, Laura, and the newest Puffin, Christian Flores, brought a tableful of guests: wife Priscilla, friend Tasha, business partner Lea, and coach Luis. No Rotarians were visiting but two Ralphs were on zoom, accompanied by Carole Wier, John Magnuson, and Barlow Buescher. Royalty were represented by PDG Greg Horn and DGN Tony Camoroda, but rumor had it that AG Bill Potter was lounging in Cancun, Mexico. Wendy McGowan’s Sunshine Report had Exhibit A in the person of Paula Olson who is continuing to recover from her stroke. Brandy Paxton was reunited with her blue badge.
It’s that time to honor May’s birthdays and wedding and club anniversaries. Chris Kimball got the three birthday boys, Scott Casebolt, Bob Martin, and Rob Erb, to the front and challenged them to correctly finish famous quotes. Unfortunately for the three, the quotes had undergone a change. For example, you’d want to finish this one: A man’s home is . . . . his castle. Nope, it’s now “A man’s castle actually belongs to his wife.” What was missing was Chris’ drums for all the punchlines. Other birthdays were John Caulfield, Liz Heath, Charles Heberle, Kris Kauffman, and Julie White. Wedding anniversaries were Yorleny Clapper to Patrick – 21 years, Asif Khan to Qudsia – 23 years, Mark Silva to Anne – 23 years, Dan Livingston to Leah – 27 years, Debbie McVicker to Tim – 27 years, Scott Casebolt to JoAnn – 43 years, and Jim Weinand to Jennie - 48 years. Member anniversaries were Patrick Smith – 1 year, Shiru Githaiga-Osundwa – 2 years, Wendy McGowan – 4 years, Gary Barton - 6 years, Anne Enquist – 7 years, James Osundwa – 10 years, Troy Wilcox - 10 years, Clayton DeNault – 13 years, Monica Cordell - 14 years, Jim Sharp - 15 years, Gayle Selden – 18 years, Bill Potter – 21 years, Tony Camoroda - 23 years, Phil Eng - 31 years, and Gary Fulton - 41 years.
Around 122 million phone calls are made on this day each year, as families reach out to express their love and appreciation to and for their mothers. You might have time to make that call if you need this reminder.
Then it was time to formally induct Christian Flores as newest Puffin. Flanked by sponsor Jan Gee, Pres Carl administered the oath, presented the invoice, and Phil Watson handed off the puffin. Membership gave a hearty welcome with their applause. Christian shared a few things about himself. He lives close to Lake Steilacoom with his wife, Priscilla and four month old daughter and 19 year old daughter. He founded Lakewood Roofing along with his business partner, Lea. He loves Lakewood and is happy to join Lakewood Rotary having been introduced to the club by his sponsor, Jan Gee.
"It’s spicy” is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share."
Announcements were next. Mark Blanchard invited all to refurbish the South Sound Game Farm on Saturday and install information signs and a peace pole from 9 am to 1 pm. Free admission and snacks for all. The LASA Breakfast is on May 21st and you can register at this link: https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/2024-annual-friend-raising-breakfast . Tyler Parker told us about his life change, leaving for boot camp next Tuesday since he’s joined the National Guard. After that he’ll attend language school and be gone for up to two years. But he promised he’ll be back Good because he’ll be missed. Tom George asked him if he was going to learn English English or American English but honored his commitment with a donation. So did Rick Selden and Joel Vranna. Connie Coleman-Lacadie thanked the 32 people that attended Rotary on Tap this past Thursday. Next month’s location will be announced as soon as it’s located. Ron Irwin said that the family ball game is open for new blood.
What do you call a mom who loves hiking?
Peak performance parent!”
Jason Whalen announced that there was still wine for sale for $15 per bottle. Get ‘em while they last! Paula Olson gave Pres Carl a box of shamrock cookies from her vacation in Ireland. She tried to explain that she is giving consumables as gifts rather than contribute to clutter and she wanted to thank everyone for their kind support of her by their cards, texts, and calls. Especially John Magnuson for his jokes! She contributed $50. Jim Merritt golfed before the meeting, then ate lunch, and invited anyone interested in golfing after the meeting.
Take a moment to reflect on the powerful impact moms have on the future. Across the U.S., 73.1 million children under 18 are being shaped by their mothers.
John Lowney announced that the installation dinner was on June 27th at TC&GC where Tom George will assume the presidency of RC of L. I thought I heard Pres Carl mutter something to effect, “over my dead body. I love this job!” but I could be wrong. Bob Martin mentioned there he shared a name with the new Pope before he took the name of Leo XIV and kicked in $74 in honor of his birthday. Rob Erb upped his payment by a $1 as he was ¾ of century years old. Jim Sharp paid $100 for his trip to Walla Walla for wine tasting and a brand new third grandbaby.
Why did the mom adopt a parrot?
To have someone else say, “Clean your room!”
Jason Whalen was up again to announce the arrival of the Royal Pontoon II owned with Clint Johnson following demise of the Royal Pontoon I after being destroyed by a drunk driver. Daughter Alison completed her first year at Boise State University and made it onto the cross country track team. He paid $100. Jim Bisceglia kicked in $20 for his three and a half month trip to Mesa. James Osundwa described the noise, dust and smell he experienced at the Miami Grand Prix.
Mother’s Day ranks as the third most attended church service of the year, following Easter and Christmas. For many, celebrating faith and family is a vital part of honoring their moms, and attending church together is a cherished tradition.
It was time for the program. West Pierce Fire and Rescue Assistant Chief Ryan McGrady introduced our own Fire Chief Jim Sharp. Chief Jim started his fire career in 1986 as a dispatcher. He joined the University Place Fire Department as fire fighter, then he became a paramedic and rose to rank of Lieutenant. In 2007 he became the operations chief and managed the Fire Commission. When Lakewood and University Place merged to become West Pierce, Chief Sharp oversaw the South Sound 911. He became chief in 2013.
Chief Sharp ran down the Anatomy of an Emergency. First, the numbers. West Pierce serves over 6,000 people, has 169 firefighters and a total of 230 employees. There are six stations, six engine companies, one ladder company, five medic units, three fireboats, two squad cars driving around locating fires, and lots of other vehicles for various purposes. All of this to address the needs of complex urban environment. For example, there are also rescue divers for water emergencies.
Finally, he answered the seminal question: Why does a fire truck show up for a simple emergency, like a fall? Because it saves the medic units for more critical emergencies. All the staff on the trucks are fully trained for a quick response for any problem. So then why do they keep coming into the house until the house is full of firefighters? Because they never function alone. They come in groups; firefighting is a team sport. Chief had us envision picking up an adult who can’t help themselves to stand. How about getting someone out of a waterbed? More than one person is required. Someone has to take notes. If a gurney is used, someone has to figure out how to get it out of the house. West Pierce gets about 60 calls a day and the group response cuts down on injuries to the firefighters. A cardiac arrest takes a minimum of eight people: head medic, airway management, cardiac compressions, IV placement, cardiac monitor, etc. The motto: Plan for the worst – hope for the best.
Surprisingly, fires are a small part of the work – 2 to 3% but based on 18,000 calls a year, that’s still a significant number. Fire is dramatic and unpredictable. It takes 30 to 60 seconds for a fire to double in size and they work to put it out where it started. If it starts in the oven, put it out in the oven so it doesn't move to kitchen and the rest of the house. The fire engine carries about four minutes of water so it’s critically important to hook up to the nearest hydrant. The firefighter carries an air cylinder which lasts 45 minutes at rest; 20 minutes while doing hard work. After the second cylinder is used, that firefighter must come out and rest and get vitals checked.
The team for fires include the Battalion Chief in a vehicle, division commander, two interior crew, three backup crew, pump operator, three search and rescue, two rapid intervention team, ventilation team, standby medical crew, safety officer, and duty chief. He emphasized that the goal is to put the fire out where it started. For example, Chief Jim referenced the Watson fire. That building was attached to a 12 unit apartment complex and the team was able to separate the buildings and save the apartments. Chief Jim mentioned that small businesses rarely recover from a fire. But Gayle Selden of Ed Selden Carpet One Floor noted that her business has survived two fires: one in 1981 and the other in 1986.
Thanks Chief Jim for a very interesting and informative program.
Greg Horn won the raffle and lost the money! Better luck next time.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, May 16th - Ryan Mello - Pierce County Executive
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
Baseball Fever Arrives
Not everyone knows this, but President Carl has managed some little league teams. One day, he got into it pretty good with the umpire about the ump’s ability to see balls and strikes correctly. Finally, the umpire had had enough of Carl’s complaining. “Carl, get out of here and go some place where I can’t see you!!” So Carl walked over and stood on home plate.
Four minutes late, but Carl rang the bell. Perhaps our president was assisting with the technical crew trying to fix the Zoom. If so, he didn’t help. At least in a positive way, as there was no Zoom. Carole Wier and John Magnuson both tried I know….better luck next week. But for the live and in-person group, Eric Warn started us off with the Invocation while Bob Zawilski, former helicopter pilot in Vietnam who defied the odds and returned, led the salute to our flag. (Without reciting it to yourself from the beginning, can you remember the last two words of the flag salute? “Play ball!”. At least, according to a number of Lakewood Rotarians.) But before all of that, Steve Enquist and Scott Buser tag-teamed the Paul Harris desk, while Gary Barton sold raffle tickets. He did sell them all wrong, all faced vertically instead of horizontally, in direct opposition to nearly 70 years of Lakewood Rotary history. Nothing is sacred, apparently. Bob Zawilski did double-duty as the photographer.
Priscilla Flores (Jan Gee)
Susan Marsh (Peter Marsh)
Jennie Weinand (Jim Weinand)
Kathy Buser (Scott Buser)
Phil Watson (Gayle Selden)
Jennifer Healy (Jim Merritt)
Andrew Reeves (Greg Horn)
Chad Burrington (Lia Knight)
Gary Barton introduced visiting Rotarian from Gig Harbor, Dennis Bushman. Dennis is 82 and plans/hopes to ride 206 miles on his bike in the STP (Seattle to Portland). He is seeking donations to go to education in Africa and the Philippines. Give what you can at http://d-deducationalfoundation.org/
And let us never ever forget the dignitaries: Bill Potter, Tony Camoroda and Greg somebody.
Sunshine:
Wendy McGowan handed the mic to Mary Horn for an update on Rose Stevens. Rose went in at 4:30 a.m. Thursday for a potential aortic valve replacement, but the surgery ended up being “boring” according to the surgeon: they didn’t replace, but repaired, and she’s doing great. She is uncharacteristically helpless for two weeks. Contact Mary if you can help.
Announcements:
--Mary gripped the mic with authority and would not relinquish it while she promoted Lakewood Rotary’s Ladies Night Out to the Lakewood Playhouse, June 6, 7:30 pm to see “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When the Rainbow is Enough”. $30 each, $25 for seniors. If you are a “cool” guy, you can probably join them. A dinner may be added to the festivities. Contact Mary or go to lakewoodplayhouse.org. Mary also noted that since Joe Walsh’s arrival, the Playhouse has already sold more tickets than ALL of last year. Moving forward!!
We have been challenged by Tacoma #8 to a baseball game, TBD (August?). The first Rotary baseball game was a fundraiser with Lakewood Rotary against some young bucks in 1957. No record of the result. In 1974, the Lakewood Lions challenged us to a game. After hearing tales of our talent, they sent two players to the game, and forfeited. In 1982, we lost to Tacoma #8 at Peterson Field, which would prove to be a rarity. In 1986, we beat Clover Park Rotary before a “standing room crowd of 44”, 18-11. We beat CP every year thereafter until Dave Covey spotted them 10 runs and we won by only 9. The next year we won 24-3 and then 25-3 after that. On came Tacoma #8. Lakewood won every game after the 1982 loss through 2002, but we lost in 2003 when we were forced to use 90’ bases at Cheney Stadium. With two outs in the bottom of the final inning, Tacoma hit a two-run homer to win 2-1. But now: we’re ready for revenge! Bring ‘em on! Contact Greg Rediske (gnsrediske@msn.com) to sign up. Ron Irwin made the announcement at the meeting, and when asked if women were encouraged to join up, he replied, “We don’t want a bunch of women out there (if Tacoma #8 is bringing their best guys)”!! Ron also described the event as “old guys doing stupid things.” But that’s what you get when you allow Ron to make an announcement. This came in late from Gayle Selden: Here is a picture my friend Melanie shared recently when she played baseball against us in years past. Women have played before. I remember Cindy Thompson taking the field. So, our sexist friend Ron can suck it! Actually, when I heard about the game I knew I could not play but would like to have a designated player, like there are often pinch runners. So, I asked Stephanie Walsh (former member) to sub in as me on the field. She would be delighted to play for Lakewood Rotary. And I bet you she'll hit a lot farther than Ron!
(Picture: Cheerleaders at Cheney: Dave Covey, Pam Lowney, Sharon Selden, Carole Wier, Mary Horn)
--Joe Quinn thanked Rick Selden, Steve Mazoff, Bill Potter, Bill Wiggins, Dick Farrell (and Joe) for doing “5 Guys Run the Yard” at the Enquists. Not sure who wasn’t a “guy” of the six.
--Linda Disney reminded all of us about the next RoT (Rotary on Tap), May 8. Location TBD.
Fines/Donations/Whatever you want to call them:
--Ron Banner, $75 for his grandchildren
--Gary Barton $60 for being incredibly grateful and blessed to have his daughter-in-law being 19 months pregnant with his first grandchild. But he meant to say “19 weeks”. Nineteen months would have been even more newsworthy, carrying a much bigger fine. Gary also noted that the Mt Rainier Scenic Railroad recently changed hands and was about to begin service to Morton again, only to have a 300-foot trestle burn up. They have $47K in donations so far, with need for a bunch more. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebuild-mt-rainier-scenic-railroads-future-after-deva
New Members!!
Jan Gee has been busy, and two of her new recruits were inducted today. Jennifer Healy has been married for 25 years with two children, 24 and 21 years old, and is a lifelong Washingtonian. She is a registered nurse (part-time) and volunteers in local politics. Phil Watson’s family moved to Washington in the 1950s, and he moved back here from Washington D.C. a few years ago. He is a political consultant and public image consultant, as well as being in the rule 6 Law Clerk Program. Leaping to their feet in gratitude for the new members’ inductions were Lia Knight and Ryan McGrady, parting with their stuffed Puffins.
The Program:
Lia Knight introduced her husband, Chad Burrington to speak on PSA Imaging and a Brief History of Drones and Aerial Photography. Chad was with KJR Sports Radio back in the day, serving as the radio voice for the Supersonics. After a stint in residential realty, he has owned and operated PSA Imaging (psaimaging.com) since 2009. They presented a video with some spectacular footage created by Chad (aerial work, artist renditions, design graphics), to which Lia observed, “He is a total nerd for this stuff, and amazingly talented!” She never admitted to any bias, so we must take her at her word. Chad originally worked with what amounted to a miniature helicopter until a breakthrough in the early 2000s with battery technology. The second breakthrough came via DJI, a drone company now worth billions of dollars. Frank from DJI invented multi-rotors, which changed everything. Chad went to work building his drones in his garage. In 2007, the FAA got in the middle of things and eventually grounded drones for nine years after a drone crash at the White House. The military has been working on drones since the 1980s, now perfecting the art of drone bombing (Ukraine/Russia). DJI and others look at this development as the industry’s “Oppenheimer moment”. Innovation is increasing dramatically and exponentially with AI being a key tool. Chad reported that drones are limited to 400 feet in height. But if he was to video a 500’ building, he could go to 900 feet. Fascinating stuff!
And then came the Raffle. New member Phil Watson bought a large string of tickets, and hidden in there somewhere was the winning ticket, #4559. With a ton of white chips to pick through, he managed to get the red one! $250! Welcome to Lakewood Rotary, Phil!!
Past President and Past District Governor Gordon Quick was buried in his home state of Nebraska recently. Below is a link to the article in the newspaper there.
https://justmelaniew.com/2025/04/24/york-county-native-to-be-laid-to-rest-after-lifetime-of-extraordinary-service-and-love/
Juanita said, “I met him when I was 14 years old and I love him the same as I did when we were young. I don’t want to let go of him, I want to tell his story. I think his life has an important message — if you just show up, follow what you believe, live to be what’s true to your soul, it’s a life well lived.”
It’s Baseball Season, and the Mariners are in first place!
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and
screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
Don’t forget the Rotary Learning and Conference event at the Marriott Tacoma Downtown! Register at conference.rotary5020.org. Our club will pay some or all of your registration fee (all if you are a Puffin). Can’t spare the day? Register for the Gala Dinner only ($100) Saturday night so you can properly honor our own Tony Camoroda, our new District Governor!!
Podcasting is NOT About Fishing for Orcas
Podcasting is NOT About Fishing for Orcas
Joe Quinn
As we gathered down in the Grill Room at the Tacoma Country and Golf Club today for our Friday Lakewood Rotary meeting, your semi-computer-literate scribe was wondering if we would learn a lot about podcasting during today’s program. I was pleasantly surprised.
The IT team of Rob Erb, Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa, Terry Roarke and Rick Selden was appreciated as always. The Puffins were made to stand as one and be honored with accolades from the Prez. Our photographer today was Walt Richardson and Joe Quinn is today’s bulletin writer.
Guests today included Jennifer Healy, who will be inducted into our club soon. Donna Philipps introduced her sister, Laura, of St. Lucie, Florida. Kris Kauffman introduced his son James Kauffman, who is also an engineer. Mike England of the Vashon Island club, and an AG in District 5030, visited us again today. Tyler Parker called upon his wife, Lori, and intimated that she might be interested in joining him as a Lakewood Rotarian.
Zoomers today included John Magnuson, Barb Spriggs, and one or two others whose names I forgot to write down. Two of our dignitaries, PDG Greg Horn, and AG Bill Potter were with us today.
Wendy McGowan delivered the Sunshine Report. She said that Paula Olson was traveling in Alaska and suffered a stroke. Paula informed me that she is doing OK, and looking forward to editing this bulletin today (Sunday). Wendy attributed this funny story to Teresa here at the Country Club: She said Teresa told her that Jack Connelly, Angela’s husband, had taken a bad fall and was hurting, so she sent him a card. Surprisingly, Jack wrote back a hilarious note, stating that he was absolutely fine, and that he had not taken a fall, bad or otherwise. He said, however, that he really loved the card and would love dearly to keep it, just in case he might, in the future, take a bad fall and need some cheering up. Message to all budding journalists: Trust your sources, but remember to “trust but verify.” At that point, Carl Bronkema gave us some actually true, but not so good Connelly news. Angela has decided to resign from the Rotary Club, perhaps because as many of us know, Angela does so much amazing work in the greater Pierce County community, especially with nonprofit organizations.
BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES: Greg Rediske called forth Kamarie Wilson to help him to honor this month’s birthday boys and girls and also Wedding and Rotary Anniversaries. Notable Rotary anniversaries included Kim Prentice, 19 years and Chris Kimball, 15 years in Lakewood Rotary plus 9 years in Tacoma Rotary #8, our farm club. Wedding Anniversary top honors went to Rob Erb, who has been married to Vickie for 48 years! The only birthday honorees present were Yorleny Clapper, Donn Irwin, and Mark Edgecomb. Greg forced them to play, “Dead or Alive?”—asking them to guess if a long list of obscure (or famous) folks born on this date were still among the living or not. As usual our Rotarians did a dismal job. Or maybe they are just optimists as they said “alive” for an awful lot of actually dead people.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Steve Enquist reminded us that the Paul Harris committee is eagerly awaiting your nominations for both Rotarian and non-Rotarian of the Year. These awards are given out at the Installation Dinner in late June so Carl reminded us that he is looking forward to that night for some reason, and it is coming up sooner than you think.
Bob Zawilski thanked us for all Little Free Pantry contributions today, of food, other necessities, and, of course, cash. He added, hopefully, that the bank is still open as Treasurer John Lowney is here to accept any kind of payment. Bob noted that food banks are in dire need as we all know.
Bill Potter added that there is just less food available so food insecurity is high right now. He also reminded us that Nothing But Cakes (the owner of the company was here last week giving out free Bundt Cakes) has its grand opening next Friday at Towne Center, and that 20% of all sales (not profits, all sales) that day will go directly to Nourish.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie delivered a thorough report on how we did in the Wine and Beer Fest. She first thanked all sponsors, including but not limited to Heritage Bank, Connelly Law Offices, Amazon, Franciscan Health, all member sponsors, and all table sponsors. She said everyone commented favorably on the caterer. She thanked the Partners for the fabulous charcuterie and the Dessert Dash. Many guests said they appreciated the relaxed atmosphere.
Constructive criticism included that there too many (!) live auction items and that in the future 10-12 would be about right. More cleanup volunteers were needed. 178 attendees actually showed up, although 213 tickets were sold. That number was somewhat below our guarantee for the caterer. Connie felt we might better explain our expectations of the members, as the percentage of members doing nothing for the effort was a bit high. Her message was you do not have to do everything, but at least do something. Procure, volunteer, sponsor, sell raffle tickets, buy event tickets, and bid! Maybe we should say “or” instead of “and” but you get the idea. Do not sit on your hands.
Connie gave accolades to our Police and Fire Chiefs—Patrick Smith and Jim Sharp, respectively—as they performed well as auctioneers. (I thought Jim in particular sounded like a professional auctioneer because he can talk so fast!) Connie added that she really appreciated the Heritage Bank volunteers.
The Fundraising Committee said next year’s event would be held on May 9th, the best date available at the McGavick. Connie also mentioned a tablecloth washing party on Thursday, May 1st at 5:00 pm for which they need about 10 volunteers. That team will go to a laundromat in the Lake City area and follow the work with a visit to the much-loved Lake City Pub! Tell Jan Gee if you want to be involved; the hard part will be folding the tablecloths. Afterwards, the group is heading across the street to Lake City Pub for rewards. Jan Gee also mentioned that the Community Concerns Committee still has some money in their budget so if you know of an organization in Lakewood that needs funds, encourage them to apply.
FINES/CONTRIBUTIONS/CONFESSIONS:
The scribe thought it would be a clever trick to play on Carl to mention that I won big money on the golf course this morning from Rotary members Jim Merritt and Chuck Hellar. Then offer the winnings to the cause (two bucks!). That did not work out as planned as someone said, “If it is worth talking about….” Therefore, it cost me a Greenleaf…$20.
Dave Swindale brought back a Rotary banner from a Hawaiian Rotary Club and presented it to Carl. Someone then mentioned that Rose Stevens was going in for some heart surgery. Is this right, Wendy? Mike England got up during fines and lobbied for participation in an epic pickleball tourney/fundraiser, so Carl righteously, and rightfully, made him pay a fine for that belated announcement. Rob Erb chipped in $50 for his rounded-up 48th wedding anniversary. Mark Edgecomb kicked in $120, with some fuzzy math having to do with his birthday, his anniversary, etc.,,, and he is a CPA! Wendy chipped in some money having to do with Yale but we missed the details on that one.
THE PROGRAM: Greg Rediske introduced our relatively new member, Philip Lindholm, to tell us everything we always wanted to know about podcasting. Greg said he saw a quote from George Bernard Shaw at Philip’s place that seemed to encapsulate Philip’s life philosophy. Essentially, the quote said that Shaw wanted to live a life that led to him being “thoroughly used up” when it came time for him to go on to his reward. In other words, live life to the fullest and never stop learning. Greg reviewed Philip’s resume, which includes a bachelor’s degree from Central Washington University and more than one advanced degree from Oxford University, England. Philip started a rock band and is now engaged not only in law school, but serving on the Lakewood Planning Commission and running for the Lakewood City Council position vacated by Jason Whalen. Greg said his motto should be “Bop until you Drop.”
Philip said one should consider podcasting if you want to find your voice. He said there is no definitive book to read to learn podcasting. The podcasting field is all about connection to your audience. Philip asked: “What truth do you want to speak?” You should only start one (podcast) if you must! Find your mustard seed! Philip also said people are drowning in information but starving for wisdom.
Launching into his presentation, entitled Podcasting with Purpose, Philip noted that 47% of our population over the age of 12 listen to podcasts. He asked us to raise our hands if we listened to podcasts at least once a month, and noted that about half of us raised our hands. He added that 23% listen to 10 or more hours of podcasts weekly. Although podcast listeners are multi-generational we noted that the numbers of users are much higher for those aged 12-54 than those surveyed who were 55 or older. One slide showed the world’s top ten podcasts, which included Joe Rogan’s Experience and the daily Ted Talks (the only two this writer had ever heard of!).
Philip talked extensively about the “gear” or technical equipment needed to get deeply into podcasting, but he did mention that it could be as simple as using your telephone! We were frankly amazed at how detailed it can be to set up a really effective podcast with live guests and then ready that for distribution over the internet through social media, for example.
Then Philip explained how he got started with his very professionally-executed podcast, which he calls The Informed Citizen. He suggested producing a teaser video or vision video to publicize a new podcast. Then he showed us the video, which was pretty slick. The first episode of the Informed Citizen included Paul Pastor, the highly respected former Sheriff of Pierce County. But also Philip invited a prominent defense attorney as a counterpoint.
As for distribution, Philip mentioned Spotify and Apple Audio but he said there are many other options. Some of the newer technology options available were mind-blowing, such as Descript and Buffer. One of those allows you to load the podcast to their site, which automatically populates the podcast directly to TikTok, Instagram and other platforms, which would save you a lot of work and reach whole new magnitudes of listeners easily.
Philip concluded by saying, “Let your voice be heard” and gave us his telephone number in case anyone was interested in learning more about starting a podcast. You can reach him at 206 659-5960. Thanks, Philip, for an interesting program; we learned a lot about podcasting. So it has nothing to do with orcas, or their pods, or casting for fish?
THE DRAWING: Kamarie Wilson won $5 for her effort in helping Greg with the birthdays and anniversaries. No, actually, she had the winning ticket.
News Flash! Today, Sunday, April 27th, six Rotarians ran the yard at the Enquists: Steve Mazoff, Rick Selden, Bill Potter, Dick Ferrell, Bill Wiggins and Joe Quinn helped place 82 bags of beauty bark, pressure washed and planted lithadora all for a fine donation to Rotary of $1000!
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, May 1st at 5:00 pm – Tablecloth washing party at the laundromart at 9128 Veterans Dr. SW, Lakewood.
Friday, May 2nd - Weekly Rotary Meeting - Lia & Chad Knight, Owners of PSA Imaging
Thursday, May 8th - Rotary on Tap
Friday, May 9th – Weekly Rotary Meeting - Jim Sharp, West Pierce Fire Chief - The Anatomy of an Emergency: How the fire department manages fire and EMS calls
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
The State of the City of Lakewood
The ramp up music began altering us all that it was time for President Carl Bronkema to start the meeting and that he did at 12:30 on the dot. Phylis Stone started off with the thought for the day and Mark Herr led us in the pledge of allegiance. Carl thanked Chuck Hellar for working the Foundation Desk, Jan Gee for working the raffle desk and as the Sargent at Arms. Tom George, Terry Roarke, Rob Erb and Mary Horn were thanked for set up. Rounding out the working for the meeting crew was Walt Richardson taking photos and Gayle Selden currently typing on her computer.
Jan Gee introduced three guests to the room including Christian & Arin from Lakewood Roofing and Phil Watson who has been a frequent guest. Rumor has it Phil and Christian have submitted membership applications. Jennifer Healy was another visitor who is also a nurse at Mary Bridge. Donna Phillips introduced her sister Laura from St. Lucie, Florida.
Visiting Rotarians included Mike England, Assistant District Governor for Area 2 in District 5030 to our north. That makes Mike Vashon Island’s Bill Potter. He just recently moved off the island to Ruston and has been a Rotary on Tap guest as well as a meeting guest. He made an announcement about a pickleball fundraiser for the Alzheimer Rotary Action Group. But I missed the rest of the info—I have a feeling Mike will be back! Tony Camorano introduced Breane Martinez from Kingston/North Kitsap Rotary. Breane is going to be Tony’s Chief of Staff for his upcoming District Governor tour. She also just opened Nothing Bundt Cakes in the Lakewood Towne Center and brought a bunch of mini-cakes for us to enjoy.
Tony then reminded us May 30-31st is District Conference in Tacoma. He encouraged us to sign up and attend classes. There are also good speakers and a dinner on Saturday night where Tony will get a giant Gavel! https://www.conference.rotary5020.org/
Please get your nominations in for the Russ Klauser Rotarian of the Year and the Bernie Ootkin Non-Rotarian of the Year to Steven Enquist, Stephen.t.enquist@gmail.com.
Don Daniels reported that the fall raffle had a 75% participation from the club with 600 tickets sold. He congratulated Tony for selling 98 tickets at the wine fest himself. After the $5,000 prize we netted $15,050. Don has asked for help with suggestions for a new raffle and someone to assist or run a fall or winter raffle. It is a long-running tradition and an easier way to make money to benefit our community.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie let us know that we’ve got some wine to sell. 52 bottles as a matter of fact. I think we sold about 20 at the meeting so 34 more to go. Contact Connie for your wine deal!
Mary Horn let us know about two events which have occurred before you are reading this bulletin. I hope Kim and Tom Prentice felt the love from the community at the Cops verses Teachers event Friday. And that the Lakewood Playhouse is nice and cleaned up after the weekend clean-up work party.
Connie got back up and thanked us all for participating in the Wine Fest the previous weekend. The sponsors, attendees and guests all made the night great. The committee is still tying up some loose ends and we’ll have a full report later. Carl thanked Connie and Hank, in absentia, for being the chairs of the event.
President Bronkema said somewhat shockingly that Joseph Walsh is a figure skater! The fact seemed to come out of nowhere.
Mark Herr confessed to life altering experience of being an Honor Flight Guardian. He suggested able-bodied volunteer as Guardians and any Vets who haven’t been to DC to sign up. $50
Mary Horn then said Joe Walsh was in the Ice Capades.
Scott Casebolt confessed about a trip to Tampa where he is participated in the Highland Games. Then he hopped on a cruise for a bag pipping workshop worth $100.
Brandy Paxton highlighted her youngest son’s promotion to Eagle Scout.
Andrew Neidtz celebrated a new grandson and a move to a new zip code. Andrew did say although he moved to Tacoma, Lakewood is still in his heart.
Jason Whalen introduced our speaker, Lakewood Rotary’s own John Caufield. John has been serving as the city manager for the last 12 years, which is a long tenure for a city manager. He had previously been to the cities of Federal Way and University Place. Before that he was a Ranger with military honors. He also used to play hockey. And maybe he once danced in the Ice Capades as well.
John reminded us that Lakewood became a city in 1996. There are 65K people in the 19 square miles which makes us the second largest city in Pierce County. 52% of the community is BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, people of color).
Lakewood is unique in that it hosts JBLM with 7 exits from the base adjacent or in the city. Next year is the 30th anniversary of the city. Challenges ahead are to control safety, finances and land use.
John then touched on the driving goals of 2025-2026. The first of which is a Focus on Downtown Lakewood, for example, adding green space and a park in the area next to the old QFC. The city would also like to see the theatre return. A second goal is to get a multi-general facility or gathering place for both kids and active adults. They are working with Little Church on the Prairie and the Lakewood Playhouse to see about the possibility for senior activities.
On public safety goals, the crime rate in Lakewood is the lowest it has ever been. He thanked the city council for passing ordinances on making it illegal to use controlled substances or camp on the sidewalk. The Lakewood Police Department is focusing on retail theft assigning two police officers just to Lakewood Towne Center. They are also doing increased traffic stops and John was stern when he said “Don’t speed in Lakewood!” Motor vehicle theft is also down with license plate readers and new technology.
Increasing access to lakes and parks is another focus of the city. Edgewater Park is one of the new focus areas and there will be a street end pilot program on Westlake Avenue. Wards Lake Park will have an off-leash dog park when it is reopened. The Nisqually Tribe is adding a trail of their history to Fort Steilacoom Park. Oakbrook Park will see improvements. The city’s first pickleball courts will be installed in Harry Todd Park.
John touched on the mandated increase of workers and housing set by the State Legislature. They worked with some grants to add 1600 low-income housing units with a national company. The city is implementing a new permit system that will be user-friendly. And there are lots of ongoing road projects getting people from point A to B.
There are 2,800 businesses in Lakewood, 1,100 of them are homebased. The Industrial Park contains 65 companies on its grounds. The new business park in Woodbrook has 12 companies and 100 employees. The first quarter of this year saw 108 new businesses open in the city. Lakewood continues to be a good place to do business.
John then took questions from the floor as he completed his very last State of the City speech. The crowd stood but only after prompting. It makes sense though since a Google search confirmed John wasn’t in the Ice Capades.
A raffle ticket was drawn and not won. At least I think, as I was busy selling wine!
It wouldn’t be Easter if I didn’t reminisce about the Easter Pancake Breakfast. It was a main fundraiser for the Rotary Club of Lakewood ending in the late 1900s (1999 or so). Rotarians and their families worked from 4 in the morning till midday making and serving pancakes and sausages to the community of Lakewood in the Clover Park High School gym. Every club member had their job—sausage cook, dishwasher, pancake flipper. My first job at the breakfast was a syrup delivery person. I worked up to butter pat service with a cold hand from digging in ice. After I took a quick break as the Easter Bunny, I worked all the rest of my days as a line server. Two pancakes, one sausage patty (except that one year we did ham), two pats of butter and I am missing something else. Was it applesauce? Greg Rediske will know for certain! These major fundraisers take a lot of work but it is so much better when the rest of the club is a part of it. All of us working toward a goal of bettering Lakewood one pancake or one wine bottle at a time.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, April 25th - Weekly Rotary Meeting - Dr. Philip Lindholm, CEO / Planning Commissioner / JD Candidate - Podcasting with Purpose: How to Create and Build a Meaningful Show
Friday, May 2nd - Weekly Rotary Meeting - Lia & Chad Knight, Owners of PSA Imaging
Friday. May 9th - Weekly Rotary Meeting – Jim Sharp - Anatomy of an Emergency - How the fire department manages fire calls and EMS calls
Friday. May 16th - Weekly Rotary Meeting – Ryan Mello – Pierce County Executive
Friday. May 23rd - Weekly Rotary Meeting –Deana Altman, Director of Quality & Patient Safety at Multicare
Thursday May 29th, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
Friday May 30th – 31st, 2025 – 8:00 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
Friday. May 30th - Weekly Rotary Meeting –McGowan Incentive Awards
June 21st – 25th, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27th, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Tacoma Country & Golf Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year and annual dues due
July 1st, 2025 – Tom George president, new board takes office, beginning of new Rotary year
July 4th, 2025 - no meeting – beginning of July 4th Weekend
July 11th 2025 – Tom George and his vision for the year – We are all together
Lakewood Rotary Infrastructure aka Club Assembly
Assembly – a legislative body, a gathering, a collection of parts, a school gathering, computer programing, a job (act of producing components by assembling parts).
Examples: A group of people gathering for social or political purposes. A group of people gathering for worship or entertainment. A group of people gathering to make laws.
Synonyms of “assemble” include collect, congregate and gather.
Don’t you just love the English language?! One word and all of those possible outcomes from “assemble”.
I’m sure that a few of the scribes on the Bulletin writing team could wax eloquently about the various nuisances of the word (thinking Magnuson and Saalfeld here) but I have to look at the use of “Club Assembly” in the announcement email this week and wonder: what clubs are we assembling….
(Again, you gotta love the English language).
It all began with that noise we heard before the actual meeting commences. Some call it “walk up music”. Others call it “what the #*&%!!# is that”. While others just ignore it.
Anyway, the bell rang and the meeting commenced.
President Carl Bronkema (PCB) greeted everyone and called upon Clint Johnson to do the invoking. Gayle Selden led us in the Pledge.
PCB then rattled off the cast of characters that work to make things happen:
Paul Harris – Connie Coleman-Lacadie. This writer saw Steve Enquist – he doesn’t look anything like Connie – at the station upon my arrival. You folks kicked in another $480 for Paul Harris today. Excellent!
SAA – Debbie McVicker.
Set up – Tom George, Terry Roarke, James Osundwa and Rob Erb.
Walt Richardson was scheduled to take pictures but he was out goofing off somewhere (fineable?) so Bob Zawilski pinch hit and got the job done. (Love the way this “Key” team covers each other’s backs! Thank you Bob). Your scribe for this exciting event – Donnn Irwin.
1689 King William III and Queen Mary II crowned as joint rulers of England, Scotland and Ireland
1783 - Hostilities formally cease in the American Revolutionary War after the Continental Congress proclaims the "Cessation of Arms" against His Britannic Majesty.
Zoomers today – Greg and Mary Horn, Barlow Buescher, Wynn Hoffman, David Swindale, Patrick Smith, and Shiru Osundwa.
Guests - The Marketing person for Bates Technical – sorry, I did not catch her name.
PCB introduced/acknowledged our resident big wigs – PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter.
Wendy McGowan handled the Sunshine Report. She let us know that after shooting his age on the golf course, Gary Fulton had the distinct pleasure of having a brand-new pacemaker installed! Congratulations on both the golf game and the medical result and welcome to the wonderful world of Medtronics! You are not alone and KEEP AWAY FROM MAGNETS!!!
Steve Enquist got his Marys confused at first but got himself straightened out and handed out another Paul Harris pin to Mary “the Fish” Marlin (her 4th) and then to Rob Erb (his 8th). Thanks to both of you for your generosity!!
Tom George gave a brief on some of the projects the Foundation has accomplished and both Steve and Tom reminded us that money given to the foundation for PolioPlus is matched 2 to 1 by the Gates Foundation.
1865 - Battle of Mobile, Alabama evacuated by Confederates
Announcements:
Jan Gee told us to look in our e-malls for our assignments associated with tomorrow’s fund-raising event. She also told us, if you are volunteering at the event, to look for a volunteer table when you get there. Jan also thanked everyone for being such great Rotarians – back at you Jan.
Mary Marlin stood to point out that the assignment spreadsheets on the tables had her name as Mary Martin and that she had no intention of putting on tights and playing Peter Pan…. well, she didn’t actually say that but she did say that her name is Marlin – like the fish.
1899 -Treaty of Paris ratifies ending the war; Spain cedes Puerto Rico to US
Someone from University Sunrise Rotary in Seattle announced their club’s fundraiser called The Big Taste. April 19 (a great day!) from 4-8PM at Magnuson Park – Hanger 30. 6310 NE 74th, 98115.
1909 Establishment of Tel Aviv by Jewish settlers (named 1910)
New member Ryan Grady was fined for not having his pet Puffin with him.
Mark Blanchard, freshly back from Tahiti and environs, gave PCB 10,082 French Francs. Which amounts to about $10.00 US. Mark also chipped in $100 US.
Mary Moss gave all she had ($7.00?) and thanked us all for our support of the Lakewood Multicultural Center.
Anne Enquist reached into husband Steve’s pocket again and came up with $20.00 in honor of Gary Fulton. (Steve, you need to start coming to the meetings with NO money!).
1912 – The Titanic leaves Ireland bound for New York City
Today’s program was introduced by his honor, PCB.
We were subjected to, er, awarded the opportunity to get updates on what our club is doing through the various committees that we have. All of the following was presented by the Committee Overlords.
President-Elect Tom George explained that his job is to make plans for the coming year and to make sure there is continuity from this year’s regime to his. (This writer thinks Mr. George is selling himself short – no pun intended - as he does a whole lot more than that for the club).
World Affairs guru, James Osundwa, gave a shout out to Tom George for his work on International Affairs and to Steve Enquist for his work on the Foundation as we are about to hit 1.5 million dollars in contributions to said Foundation. James chatted briefly about our work with other clubs and the District and about the importance of Global Grants.
Dwight Williams, he of the Club Service oversight, listed off the nine different committees that we need/have that keeps the club rolling. Some of the committees – Program, Gambling (raffle) Sergeant-at-Arms and Property Set Up and Technology.
Our esteemed Treasurer, John Lowney, (7 years on the job and counting) gave us an update on the club organization and let us know that we are on budget and in good shape for the end of the year. Yeah team!
Mr. Lowney explained that there are three areas that the money goes to:
- The Rotary Foundation aka TRF or Paul Harris (has a different set of books) and is periodically sent to Rotary International.
- Operations – this is the money to run he club that comes from dues and fines. It is not 501 C (3) money.
- Fund Raising – the money generated by our different fund-raising events (e.g. Wine and Beer Festival). The current year’s fund-raising efforts go toward the following year’s grant programs. This bucket of money is 501 C (3). (Tax deductible).
Connie Coleman-Lacadie, our Membership Director listed some of the committees under her perview: Rotary on Tap, Monday Night Football (both of them), the Installation Dinner and new member orientation. Connie did mention that we are bringing back the Firesides for new members and spouses.
Public Image Director, Linda Disney, is in charge of our internal/external communications like this Bulletin. She did mention that maybe she isn’t really in charge of the Bulletin as maybe Greg Horn might be…. Linda is in charge of Publicity and the Dolly Parton project. She asks that anyone who would be interested in helping her, especially with Facebook, should get in touch with her.
Youth Services Director, Barlow Buescher, among other things, takes care of the Education / Student Recognition and the McGowan Incentive Award committees as well as the Next Step Program.
Past President Mary Horn acts as a consultant to the current President and Board Members and claims she doesn’t do much.
Current Major Projects: The H-Barn project has raised $35,000 and we have a commitment to Nourish of Pierce County for $100,000.
PCB closed the meeting and pulled a raffle ticket from the drum. John Lowney had the winning raffle ticket number and magically pulled out the one red chip amongst the many white ones thus winning himself somewhere in the neighborhood of $370.00
(Writer’s note): Many thanks to the Directors for showing up today to give us all updates and for your time as volunteers in the community. The same thank you to the many members of the various committees for all of your time as well.
The rest of the history lesson and birthdays are below. There was a ton of things that happened on April 11 in the past, as you will see; but as a friend of mine says all the time – who’s gonna read this stuff anyhow?
History stuff:
1921 - Iowa imposes 1st state cigarette tax
1924 - 1st men's college swimming championships begin
1953 - US Department of Health, Education and Welfare created
1968 – President Lyndon Johnson signs the 1968 Civil Rights Act
1970 - Apollo 13 launched to Moon; unable to land, safely returns 6 days later
1984 - Challenger astronauts complete 1st in space satellite repair
2020 - Brazil is the 1st country in the southern hemisphere to report more than 1,000 deaths from COVID-19, with 1,056 deaths and 19,638 cases
Birthdays of note:
1932 – Joel Grey born
Upcoming Events:
Friday April 18th – Weekly Lakewood Rotary meeting – John Caufield, Lakewood City Manager
Friday April 18th – Cops v. Teachers Basketball fundraiser for Tom Prentice at Lakes High School. 6:00 p.m. Anonymous donor will buy beers afterward at Hops N Drops for all Lakewood Rotarians.
Friday April 25th – Weekly Lakewood Rotary meeting – Dr. Philip Lindholm, Podcasting
Friday May 2nd – Weekly Lakewood Rotary meeting – Lia & Chad Knight, PSA Imaging
Thursday May 8th – Rotary on Tap location TBD
Friday May 9th – Weekly Lakewood Rotary meeting – Jim Sharp, West Pierce Fire & Rescue
Friday May 16th – Weekly Lakewood Rotary meeting – Ryan Mello, Pierce County Executive
Friday May 30th & Saturday May 31st – District Conference at Marriott Downtown Tacoma
Saturday June 21st – Rotary International Convention in Calgary, CA (Canada, not California)
Monday June 30th – End of President Carl’s Reign of Terror and miscellaneous sports
Tuesday July 1st – Beginning of new Rotary year and Tom George’s Reign of Terror
Cryptowhat??
Lakewood Rotary History Lesson: Greg Rediske took the lead a week ago, taking us “back in time” to a Wild Game Dinner. In those days, “Wild Game” was sought by those members who donned their hunting attire, packed up their guns, knives, clubs, fishing poles or bows and arrows and headed for the woods, lakes, ponds or the Puget Sound to snatch-up the game, one way or another. The hunters and gatherers and sportsmen alike brought home birds to be defeathered, fish to be fried, deer to be….oh, dear!
I will “class it up” this week as I describe an evening of grace, dignity, grandeur and sophistication. After all, Rotarians of today are refined, restrained and enjoy a time of grace and luxury…as you will see below:
The guests arrive at the Gig Harbor home of Mike and Wendy McGowan
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Jan and Paul Reeder, Gwen and Bill Young, Bill and Pat Price, Helen and Mike McGovern
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Jan and Paul Reeder
The guests sit down to a beautiful meal (prepared by Mike and Wendy): “Lakewood Rotary d’Elegance”
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Jan and Paul Reeder, Bill and Gwen Young, Helen and Mike McGovern, Bill and Pat Price
Whew! What an opulent, swanky evening! The McGowans were beat, but very happy with the proceeds earned for the greater good of the community!
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Florence and Dave Covey, Wendy McGowan, Ron Irwin, and Mike McGowan
Now that you have had your “history lesson”, I will get on with what took place more recently (last Friday’s meeting). I heard what our president, Carl, calls “prelude music”. I think that is a misnomer. A prelude it may be, but music it surely isn’t. Prez Carl followed up with a ring of the bell and “welcomed” Rotarians, Friends of Rotarians, and those who would like to become Rotarians.
Tom George, our upcoming president, spoke the Rotary Moment: “The Magic of Rotary.” Tom was followed by Kamarie Wilson who led us in the Flag Salute.
Carl rattled off the litany of those Rotarians who made the meeting possible. Tiffany Holmon took charge of the Paul Harris Desk. Chuck Hellar was Sgt. At Arms. The IT Team (Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa and Rob Erb) did a great job making things run smoothly.
The President asked the Puffins to stand and be recognized. He then acknowledged that Bob Zawilski was the photographer of the day, and it was my job to write the bulletin…so here goes:
Our guests were introduced: Sponsor Jim Sharp’s guest Ryan McGrady, Barlow Buescher’s guest, Jeffery (who is enjoying Spring Break), and the owners of the Lakewood Elks Club (which I regret that I did not get their names). It was noted that we had no visiting Rotarians. The Zoomers were acknowledged as well. I noticed Barb Spriggs, Carole Wier and John Magnuson on the “Big Screen”. And, the usual gaggle of dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter were each introduced.
The president then called for The Sunshine Report, which I gave (I hope with a measure of dignity). Greg Rediske emailed me a day or two ago to say he ran into Gary and Sheri Fulton. Gary had just shot his age on the golf course, followed by a scheduled appointment with his doctor for a routine check-up. The doctor found Gary’s heart rate was lower than 30. The doctor promptly sent Gary to the E.R. where they put in a pacemaker. According to Greg, “He’s good to go!
I then read a note I’d received from Kim Prentice. But, to back up a tad, a few weeks ago when I discovered that Kim’s husband, Tom had been diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gerhig’s disease) I wrote Kim a note. She was so thankful for my words that she, in turn, wrote me back. I read her very words to the club and will copy it here for you:
“Oh, Wendy! What an unexpected journey we are on. Thank you so much for your note and words of encouragement. Never, in a million years, would Tom and I imagine this situation for us. We pray every day for a cure and are living each day to the fullest…as best we can. Tom’s attitude is good, which is a help to me. I miss seeing you and my other Rotary pals and trying to get to the meetings online, as my Fridays allow. Please keep us in your prayers! Thank you again! Love, Kim P.S. It’s good to know that the Mike McGowan Educational Incentive Awards are in good hands…thanks to Leanna.”
President Bronkema followed with “New Member Introductions”. Apparently, Jim Merritt set a record for achieving his “Blue Badge”. Did he reach this objective by effort, skill, or courage? Then another “new member” was inducted and that was Ryan McGrady. Ryan’s sponsor is Jim Sharp. Ryan thanked Jim and the membership and told a little about his life and family. He received his packet and invoice, but most of all received his Puffin from xx with a big smile.
Chris Kimball announced an upcoming musical event, but I didn’t get the name of it.XXXXX It is scheduled for June 28. It is $50 per ticket which will be available at the Wine and Beer Festival. Entertainment will be provided by Chris, plus Joe Walsh, Morris Northcutt, and Philip Lindholm.
Kris Kauffman also announced that there will be an upcoming event called “The Lakes of Lakewood”. It will be held at xxxxxxxxxxxxxx at the Lakewood History Museum, 6114 Motor Ave. SW, within the Lakewood Theater. See Kris for further information, please.
Linda Disney announced that Rotary on Tap will be held again at the Lakewood Elks Club this month. The date is this Thursday, April 10. I’m assuming it will be at the same time as last month, which was 5:30 p.m.
Carl, much to his pleasure, collected a smattering of fines. Joe Quinn forked over $100, a proud fella that he is. At the National Masters Championship Joe took second place in the “Dead Lift” (hope my terminology is correct!) in the Over-70 age category. Way to go, Joe!!!
Dave Betz dug deep in his pocket for a great Maui vacation and for a 83rd birthday celebration. And Steve Mazoff shelled out $50, thanks to John Lowney. (Huh??? if you get that, you are a better person than I!)
Terry Roarke introduced the speaker of today’s program and thanked Anne Enquist for her work in locating and securing our weekly speakers. He then acquainted us with Ali Higgs. Ali is the Director of Washington State’s Division of Consumer Services. The title of her talk was entitled “Cryptocurrency”. I knew when I read that on the agenda that Carl always provides that I was in over my head. Crypto-what? Well, yes, I’ve heard the term, but that’s about it. So, please excuse my amateur approach here. I understand it is a virtual currency. And it is not controlled by a central authority like a bank. It is purely electronic. Bitcoin is an example, but there are others.
Ali stated right off that cryptocurrency is “an asset”. Much to the surprise of most of the Rotarians sitting near me, she said it is regulated and has been since 2014. The state of Washington was one of the first to regulate it. We did learn that it can be used for payments, investments, and has value. We also learned that it is “conducting” financial activities without a human. (surely, not this human!)
After Ali gave us a lesson on how these activities are tracked, she went on to say that there “are a lot of scams” out there. You can be sure it is a scam if these properties are apparent: urgency is needed, the promise is unrealistic, it is encouraged by a kiosk, offers exorbitant returns, or warns of tax implications. Yes, it may be too good to be true. Even though it may be good for me, I think I will stick with my hometown bank where I can talk to a real person.
But I too wish to thank Anne for keeping our minds stimulated. Keep these speakers coming. We can still learn…even if we are over 70! Or, 80!
Bulletin Writers Run Amuck and How AI Might Help
Before we get into the meat of the Bulletin for March 28, 2025, it’s important to explain the banner picture. It is a picture from an early Wild Game Dinner, before the Winefest took over. The marlin was donated for the auction. Mel Neighbors secured a patsy to help him get the bidding up, telling the patsy that he'd get it up to $1000, and the patsy could drop out. Except $1000 was the winning bid. It was re-donated, and the same scenario played out. (Let that be a warning: alcohol has repercussions!) That was the last auction for the marlin however. It burned up in the fire at Art Hudtloff's (the second 'winner") bowling alley fire. Pictured: Jim Walter, Mel Neighbors, Boyd Lundstrom, and ??.
Bulletin Writers Run Amuck and How AI Might Help
Greg Rediski
Time and time again, I am queried as to the inner workings of the bulletin committee. I have previously shrugged this off as “none of your business”, but in a clear case of getting what you asked for, here is a recent communication string after a Wendy McGowan bulletin. Beware the Ides of March, indeed, but even more important, beware the musings of bulletin writers with time on their hands:
Welcome back!!!!
Ole /Steve – please note, Ms. M only used two words I had to look up – groused and enumerated. I can't remember what they mean now but they made sense at the time I looked them up..... (Donn Irwin)
Silly boy: Grousumeration; the act of circumcising a male Thunder Grouse during hunting season in Nordakota inna corn field. Dickypedia, Page 16 (John Magnuson)
The best part of being part of the Bull team is that you quickly learn that the post-Bull debriefs (by which I mean the conversation and is not an implication that anyone is debriefed/("going commando") are generally just as entertaining as the Bulletins themselves. The worst part is that one finds that they're haunted by warped imaginings that might include male Thunder Grouse circumcision or the disturbing image of the Bull crew fully de-pantsed. I'm trying to decide if the pros outweigh the cons. (Steve Saalfeld)
Okay, so let's get one thing straight here. The Bull team will not under any circumstances be de-pantsed at any time for any reason unless it is a solo de-pantsing in the privacy of his/her own space (i.e. bedroom, bathroom). I suppose for those Bull team members who have intimate partners, the de-pantsing could take place with that other person and not be a solo act but that's as far as that goes. As for male Thunder Grouses, they are on their own. My $.02. (Paula Olson)
Oh sure... no sympathy for the Thunder Chicken (as the Grouse is known as) now impotent. He was gonna start a fam, raise little ones, teach'm to play snooker and drink port. Not now! Snip!
Woof! (John Magnuson)
My farm boy roots compel me to chime in and remind Mr. Magnuson that circumcision (not a common practice with the Saalfeld hogs—they were all Gentiles I guess?) done properly should not make one impotent. But perhaps the Scandinavian practice is messier than what I'm familiar with? I believe he is thinking of castration which was a common practice for the Saalfeld hogs bound for market as weaner pigs (meaning they had been "weaned" from their mother and then taken to market). Alas, we never had them long enough to determine if we potentially had a Vienna Pigs' Choir on our hands which was in hindsight an egregious error on our part.
And thank you to Paula for appealing to our sense of common decency (which considering the company might be a lonely shout in the wilderness) to keep our pants on. Sage advice—likely to go unheeded—but sage advice all the same. (Steve Saalfeld)
I stand corrected. And as to castration versus circumcision, I’ve never been able to keep them straight. Never have been a Mohel, Veterinarian, pediatrician nor a Veterapediamohel - rare indeed - so I am not qualified to speak about any of that of which I spake. However, disqualifications are an endearing qualification for Bullarians to spake. And writ.
(John Magnuson)
You asked for it.
Lakewood Rotary meeting of March 28, 2025
And now for current news and opinions from the Rotary meeting of March 28, 2025, starting with the blasting music and sports images representing our president and eventually calmed by the hammering of the bell by Adia Osundwa, then the Pledge by Greg Horn, who couldn’t wait for his proper place after the invocation. Steve Saalfeld did said invocation, invoking cowboys, Africa, hockey and pleading for trust, hope and joy. Dick Ferrell was outside hammering folks for their raffle money, Steve Enquist was collecting for Paul Harris, and Mark Edgecomb was taking the leavings for the weekly raffle. We had a bunch of Puffins in attendance (Scott Casebolt, Kamarie Wilson, Brie Cooper, Patrick Smith (Zooming), Becky and Bill Wiggins, Phyllis Stone, Jim Merritt, Donny Sheatsley). Professional photography by landscape artist Walt Richardson (“Stand still, people!! Like a rock!”).
Guests--Many Guests!
Becky Wiggins brought Michelle, a professional organizer.
Gayle Selden brought Skip Haynes, former owner of Rainier Connect.
Mary introduced Shelton Skookum Rotarian Marnee Obendorf, one of the principals for the District Conference on May 30 and 31.
Greg Horn introduced Gil Quante from Tacoma #8.
Bob Zawilski introduced Penny from Pierce Transit, who has been very helpful with the Little Free Pantries. (And Bob reprimanded the president for forgetting to advertise LFP collection.)
James Osundwa brought the bell ringer, daughter Adia.
Anne Enquist introduced our speaker, Mark Chinen, while calling out fellow Seattle U law students Paula Olson and Philip Lindholm.
Eric Quinn introduced she who needed no introduction, his mom, Kris.
Donna Phillips again brought her sister Laura from Florida to join us.
Greg Horn and Bill Potter were the so-called dignitaries in attendance, but I’m not sure that “dignified” has ever been used to describe Past DG Horn…not that he is without other positive attributes, but that one is a stretch. And Wendy McGowan had no Sunshine Report.
Announcements:
--Marnie Obendorf and Bill Potter both extolled the virtues, education, and fun of the District Conference, right here in Tacoma on May 30 and 31. “Be Part of Something Extraordinary!” Our own Tony Camoroda will be sworn in as District Governor: let’s show some respect!! Puffins get reimbursed the $350 registration fee: act now, though.
--Jan Gee needs volunteers to work at the Wine and Beer Fest. Gayle Selden needs money, without which we can’t do good things in the community and the world. This is by far our major source of cash to do good works. Buy a ticket or two and attend. Failing that, make a donation and/or buy some of the online auction items: go to lakewoodrotary.com to check them out. Lakewood Rotarians: now is the time to step up!!!
--Gil Quante slapped President Carl in the face with a glove (figuratively) and challenged us to a softball game in August some time. Apparently, they need another dose of humble pie, Lakewood Rotary style. The only time they have defeated us (2-1 in 2003) was when we were forced to have 90’ bases, and a two-run homer in the last inning with two outs did us in. 90’ is a long way to run. Carl accepted the challenge.
--Becky Wiggins dropped off flyers about Battlefield Addiction’s Walk/Run For Recovery 5K on Saturday, May 10. 9 am check in, 10 am start, Roegner Park in Auburn. 253-334-2233, or call Becky.
Money, Money, Money:
$$Jim Merritt rose above the aspersions of Tacoma #8’s Gil Quante (who said he made the switch to Lakewood from Tacoma in a drunken stupor) to brag about his swimming grandson, Freshman of the Year at the Air Force Academy, and recount his trip inspecting the Palisades disaster in California while traveling the southwest. $110
$$Bill Potter noted three grad school acceptances for his progeny, all in medical or psychology disciplines. Not a banker in the bunch. They got scholarships and/or job benefits. $50
$$Wendy McGowan, not to be outdone by Bill, reported one grandchild accepted at Columbia University, $40.
Program:
Our own talented lawyer, Eric Quinn, introduced our speaker, Professor Mark Chinen from Seattle University and a Harvard Law School graduate. Mark specializes in international trade and securities law and has written two books on the subject of the law and artificial intelligence (AI). The topic today: “Tools for Governing AI”
When AI catches up to human intelligence, it will be a watershed moment in history. China and the US are at the forefront, working together and competitively. There are massive challenges and opportunities, requiring a “toolbox” to regulate AI.
- Descriptive/Diagnostic/Predictive/Prescriptive analytics
- Regulation of technology is hard and very technical. Predicting impacts is challenging while by the time it is ingrained it will be too late (Collingridge’s Dilemma)
- Approaches to regulation
- Application specific (i.e. facial recognition rules)
- Domain/issue specific (i.e. privacy)
- Life cycle/components/supply chain
- Tech issues (i.e. algorithms to monitor bias)
Th European Union (EU) is the first governmental organization of note to produce a “complete” set of some hard regulations. Some prohibited items: Subliminal and exploitive AI apps; High risk apps in fields like medicine and law enforcement; Ones with systemic risk; Control over generative AI (deep fakes, etc.).
Conclusions:
- AI is becoming more pervasive and more important
- The “toolbox” is an imperfect kit
- But it is the only one we have for now.
Another great and timely program at Lakewood Rotary! Thanks to all.
And finally: the drawing. $250 or $5.00. Gil Quante from Tacoma #8 went with $5.00.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, April 4th – Lakewood Rotary Weekly Meeting Ali Higgs - Director - Division of Consumer Services
Thursday, April 10th - Rotary On Tap
Friday, April 11th - Weekly Rotary Meeting - Club Assembly
Saturday, April 12th – Lakewood Rotary Wine & Beer Festival Fundraiser at McGavick Center
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
Lakewood Rotary, an Island of Serenity
Lakewood Rotary, an Island of Serenity
By Joe Quinn
As we gathered down in the Grill Room at the Tacoma Country and Golf Club today for our Friday Lakewood Rotary meeting, I was struck by the island of calm that is Rotary International. Amid horrible wars in Ukraine and the Middle East, not to mention disasters in Africa and elsewhere, it would be easy to get overwhelmed by the troubles throughout the world today. But compare that to Rotary, where we all pull together for the betterment of people everywhere. Service Above Self. Is it the Truth? Is it fair to all concerned? Will it build goodwill and better friendships? Will it be beneficial to all concerned? These are actually pretty darn good rules to live by, so let us be proud to be Rotarians and remain steadfast. End of lecture.
President Carl Bronkema called us to order and Philip Lindholm gave a nice invocation—short and sweet. Although we had no flag handy, Bob Martin led us in the Pledge of Allegiance, so we all chuckled and performed admirably anyway. I wanted to sing just a few lines of the National Anthem: “… the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there….” The Flag was there in spirit. Oh well, Carl would have fined me for going off script.
Walt Richardson was snapping pictures and Joe Quinn is the scribe. The Setup Crew was well staffed, with at least Rob Erb, Tom George, Rick Selden and James Osundwa in attendance. President Carl (PCB) noted that both Baylor and Gonzaga had won games in the March Madness but the Zags seemed way more popular with the assembled Rotarians. PCB also thanked Jan Gee for serving as Sergeant at Arms and selling the meeting’s raffle tickets, and he recognized Kamarie Wilson for selling the event raffle tickets. James Guerrero manned the Paul Harris table.
Tyler Parker was awarded his blue badge, amid questions about whether he is still a Puffin, because he has been a member for more than one year, no? Tyler was asked about his haircut as his long, flowing locks have been shorn! I would not have recognized him. He shocked us all by revealing that he has joined the National Guard. Guests included Ryan McGrady of West Pierce Fire & Rescue, and it was revealed that Ryan wants to join Lakewood Rotary. Apparently, Jim Sharp can be pretty persuasive. Donn Irwin introduced his wife, Debbie, who serves on the board of Nourish (see below) and was instrumental in hiring Sue Potter to be the CEO of Nourish some years ago.
Former member of LR Greg Ootkin was with us today, as a guest of PP Dave Coleman, and may be interested in rejoining, some have surmised. The question is---would he be a Puffin? Greg is the son of Dr. Bernie Ootkin, who was a long-time Lakewood Rotarian. Bernie was a great dancer, maybe because he often served as a ship’s doctor on cruises. The Bernie Ootkin Non-Rotarian of the year award is given annually to a community member who has admirably served Lakewood’s people. The award is funded by the Ootkin family every year and means a $1,000 Paul Harris to the awardee.
Lori Parker, Tyler’s wife, was our guest today as well. I think it was Tyler who introduced another guest, Mike England, who had a few words for us. Mike is with the Vashon Island Rotary Club, which is in District 5030, just like Seattle #4. Mike announced the “Epic Day of Service”, an event scheduled for May 17th. It did not seem as though any of us were at all aware of the event, but it might be worth looking into. Apparently, on that day a service project is done by the participating clubs, such as a neighborhood cleanup. Another guest, who has been with us often lately, was Donna Phillips’ sister, of St. Croix, Florida.
One Visiting Rotarian, Sue Potter of the Clover Park club, was recognized.
Zoomers today included John Magnuson, Jason Whalen, Gayle Selden, Carole Wier, Barb Spriggs, Rachel Mazoff and Shiru Osundwa. Our dignitaries, PDG Greg Horn, DGE Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter were all with us today. No Sunshine Report means no news is good news.
Stephen Enquist came forward to award the eighth Paul Harris to Tom George! Steve also explained what is stated above about the Bernie Ootkin Non-Rotarian of the Year Award.
At that juncture, PCB inducted another new member into the club. Donny Sheatsley, sponsored by Greg Rediske, is our newest Rotarian. Donny is a commercial banker with Banner Bank. He has a degree in accounting, works in downtown Tacoma, but lives in Yelm with his wife and two kids. Donny is looking forward to helping with all we do. Puffin Jim Merritt rushed forward to ceremoniously pass the Puffin to Donny.
Announcements: PCB announced on behalf of Gayle Selden, that Monday at 9:01 will be the time to turn out for the final Break Bag distribution of the school year. Don’t be early to arrive at the bus barn area as the school district says that drives the bus drivers nuts! But do not be late either. Come help with this heart-warming effort; it does not take a huge amount of your time and many hands make light work.
Anne Enquist announced the 5th Annual Dinner and a Movie at the Lakewood AMC. This is largely a fellowship event but the $85 charge per ticket breaks down like this: $51 toward a TCGC American luncheon with hamburgers, hot dogs and all the trimmings, taxes and service charges included, together with $10 for the movie ticket, and most importantly, a $24 donation to Lakewood Rotary. This is part of our Wine and Beer Fest event coming up on April 12th. Oh, yes, the Movie. It is Tom Cruise again this year, in another Mission Impossible saga, which I think is entitled “Skydance-The Final Reckoning.” I think it is called “final” because Tom Cruise is not getting any younger, so maybe they might have to hire a stunt man. Carl Bronkema volunteered, because his meeting opener scene on our screen shows him playing every sport known to man! Golf, hockey, soccer, basketball, etc. Carl does it all. Or maybe the stuntman does it for Carl. But I digress. Buy your tickets online or from John Lowney, our erstwhile Treasurer who is almost always there to take your money, by check, cash or credit card.
Greg Rediske was handing out flyers for the second annual “A Musical Evening”, featuring four Lakewood Rotarians performing as only they can do. On Saturday, June 28, 2025 at the Lakewood Playhouse. With our LR member Joe Walsh as MC, come to this fun event, which was a smash hit last year! Buy your tickets as above. They are only $50 and all proceeds go to Lakewood Rotary. Joe will be joined by Philip Lindholm, who has been a member of a rock band. Morris Northcutt, long-time standout on trumpet for the Tacoma Concert Band, and world traveler with his trumpet, will be featured. Chris Kimball will conclude the event with a bang, since he has been a prolific drummer for years. Often associated with Woodstick, Chris has played drums with some big-name bands, including Doc Severinson, Big John Hall, Don Ellis and others. Don’t miss this special event.
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. Editors, you need to use red ink here for this whole announcement:
Our Beer and Wine Fest is behind schedule. Connie Coleman-Lacadie delivered an urgent call to action. The caterer needs a firm figure to plan for the event and buy the right amount of food! She said we have only 112 confirmed attendees while our goal is at least 300. This is NOT GOOD. The caterer extended the deadline to today so act now if you have not gotten tickets. Even if you buy tickets and cannot come, you are helping. And Jan Gee added that we need more volunteers for the event as well.
THE PROGRAM:
Bill Potter introduced his wife, Sue Potter, the CEO of Nourish, the food bank, and a member (Past President) of Clover Park Rotary.
Sue started out by saying she is Bill’s biggest mistake, but we think she is being way too humble. (Besides, we know that Bill’s biggest mistake has something to do with Scotch whisky.) Sue started by saying that Deb Irwin hired her at Nourish PC 10 years ago.
Most of her talk can be summed up in four words: The Need is Huge.
Sue said Nourish’s mission is simple: to deliver wholesome food with compassion, dignity and respect for those who need help. At 51 years of age, Nourish is the largest food bank in the State of Washington. It was formerly known as FISH food bank. Emergency Food Network, or EFN, and Nourish are quite different, she said. Essentially, EFN is a wholesaler, whereas Nourish deals directly with the public, and in fact buys food from EFN. Nourish has about 500 volunteers per year and 27 staff. Their 21 locations include 6 brick and mortar food banks and 15 mobile sites. Sue showed pictures of their grocery store on wheels.
They served 66,807 persons about 5 million pounds of food. That is almost 6 million meals. Would you believe that about 29.6% of the population of Pierce County is deemed “food insecure.” Moreover, there has been about a 20% increase in the cost of groceries between 2022 and 2024. Roughly 7% of Pierce County residents have been fed by Nourish. And a surprising proportion of those folks have jobs, so this is not really all about the homeless.
Nourish has four sites right here in Lakewood. They served 7,362 Lakewood residents in 2024—12% of our population. That is worse than any other area within their Pierce County service area. Their current site near the Lakewood United Methodist church is very cramped. While they are very thankful for this “temporary” location found some years ago, Nourish badly needs to find a better site for the Lakewood food bank.
In a bit of serendipity, they have found a better site. Sue was talking to a neighbor near their place in Packwood one day. She mentioned the above need for a new site. The neighbor said out of the blue that he was the broker for a client who wanted to sell the Mattress Ranch site at the southwest corner of the intersection of Steilacoom Boulevard SW and Lakewood Drive in Lakewood. An idea was born. This two acre site would be ideal for Nourish. There is a 4000 square foot building there, that with some modifications would well meet their needs. The concept would include a free grocery store and an extra 1,000 square feet for a community gathering space.
Nourish has hired Rotarian James Guerrero, a local architect, who has done a proposed site plan and layout for the buildings on site as well. Luckily, James was present today and he came forward and assisted Sue in explaining the site plan and the entire concept, which would include removing a lot of the blacktop or impervious surfaces currently on the site and replacing that with fruit-bearing trees and raised beds. (How appropriate to grow food crops on site at a food bank!) Sue explained that the plan might include food lockers where people could come in, even when there is no staff there, and pick up needed food from their lockers.
The site would feature a covered unloading dock for large food deliveries, which now are an unbelievable chore and backbreaking work for the volunteers at the present site.
Finally, Sue discussed the current capital campaign that Nourish is undergoing, with a goal of $5 million. They are well on their way, having received $2 million from the City of Lakewood, and grants from foundations such as the Gates Foundation and from Amazon. She also mentioned the grant from Lakewood Rotary. So far they have raised $3.4 million toward their goal. Sue could not say exactly when the new Nourish food bank would open, but she pledged to not retire until they are settled in their new home.
Good work Sue and we look forward to your success.
THE DRAWING: The drawing was uneventful, especially for James Osundwa, who only walked away with $5.00. That’s five dollars, not $500.
Upcoming Events!
Friday, March 28th - Mark Chinen - Professor of Law at Seattle University School of Law
Saturday, April 12th – Lakewood Rotary Wine & Beer Festival Fundraiser at McGavick Center
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
A Day for Humble Pi...or Pie - Your Pick
A Day for Humble Pi…or Pie—Your Pick
Steve Saalfeld
Today’s gathering of Lakewood Rotarians fell on none other than Pi Day. For the uninitiated, that is a reference to that mysterious, irrational number that helps us with circles or something (I majored in history so while my math skills are questionable, I can inform you that it was none other than the Greek mathematician Archimedes who put together the first recorded algorithm for calculating pi to a high degree of accuracy around 250 BC).
I’ll start you off with this gem:
Pi fact: Albert Einstein was born on March 14th, 1879. So as you gorge on your pie of choice, clink your forks together (Don’t really do that. It’s gross) for a man who once described himself as a “mathematical ignoramus” and was dubbed “the dopey one” by the family maid. In spite of all that, he seemed to do okay for himself.
Invocation: In anticipation of St. Patrick’s Day on Monday, Mary Marlin shared an Irish blessing that began “May you always walk in the sunshine…” (reminding us that the weather in Ireland is very much like ours) and an Irish toast to friendship that possibly went something like this: “May love and laughter light your days, and warm your heart and home, May good and faithful friends be yours, wherever you may roam.” Jan Gee led us in the flag salute.
Thanks to the regular crew of Rotarians who make our meetings possible!
The March 13th Rotary on Tap was one of the most well attended ever (Greg Horn counted 27 in attendance! Word has it he counted before his second beer, so we think this number is pretty reliable. These events are the brainchild of current/past presidents Bronkema and Whalen, but truly come together than to Linda, Connie and Kamarie.
Pie Fact: There was a myth that Oliver Cromwell banned eating mince pies at Christmas, seeing it as a sign of gluttony. I’m guessing the now debunked notion can be traced back to the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth struggling to fit into his suit of armor for this portrait.

A portrait of Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland who lived a few centuries too early for Ozempic to help him squeeze into that suit of armor.
RAFFLE UPDATE: Another $1300 in tickets was turned in today for the raffle for our big fundraiser. Sell (or buy) your tickets ASAP and turn them in pronto. While we’ll sell tickets right up to the drawing, having things sorted out early will ensure we’re on track to maximize our earnings.
Paul Harris Desk: Brie Cooper
Sgt At Arms: Linda Disney
Puffin Power: Five puffins stood to be recognized today.
Photographer: Bob Zawilski
Bulletin: Steve Saalfeld
Guests: Donny Sheatsley was visiting today, but the word on the street is that he will be securing his red badge and enter the Portal of Puffinry in the near future.
Acknowledging great[?]ness: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter were all recognized as VIPs.
Wendy McGowan shared the history of the Mike McGowan Educational Incentive Award given to students in the Clover Park School District. Leanne Albrecht is now running that program that is named in honor of Wendy’s late husband.
April 18 Opportunity: Greg Horn announced that he and Mary hope a many Lakewood Rotarians will join them on April 18th at Lakes HS as there will be a Cops vs. Teachers basketball game to raise funds to support Tom Crimpus, who taught at Lakes for 40 years. Tom is battling ALS. So come cheer for the cops and/or the teachers, but more importantly, help out Tom.
Pi Fact: Irrational numbers are infinite, so while pi could go on forever (much like driving around a circle—does that make it circular logic?), NASA does their circle geometry with just 16 digits of pi. So 3.141592653589793 should be good enough to get you to the moon.
Birthdays: Chris Kimball entertained us all with a very entertaining (and very rigged) birthday game that raised some dollars for Rotary. Birthday contestants were fined $5 for every wrong answer (every answer was wrong—I mentioned the rigged part right?). Contestants had to finish common (or perhaps not so common) phrases like the following:
A bird in the hand (is what you wave at the drive who cut you off).
A friend in need (can get really expensive)
An apple a day (is no match for a milkshake a day)
If at first you don’t succeed (Greg Horn will help you because DACdb is very tricky).
Happy Birthday to: Cat Frederickson, Chris Easter, Asif Khan, Kendra Riconosciuto, Hank Kerns, Michael Lewis, Eric Quinn, Shiru Osundwa, Joes Vranna, David Swindale, Veronica Bronkema, Walt Richardson, Ron Banner and Peter Marsh.
Happy Rotary Anniversary to: Linda Ripley (1), Mark Silva (1), Tyler Parker (2), Rachel Mazoff (4), Hank Kerns (12), Steve Enquist (15), Morris Northcutt (19), Michael Lewis (26), Paul Wulfestieg (26), Greg Horn (29), Charlie Hyde (32), Jim Rooks (35), Bud Montgomery (37), John Magnuson (49.
Wedding Anniversaries: Mike and Paula Murtha (9), James and Susan Guerrero (29), Lowell and Rondi Johnson (33), Mark and Nicola Edgecomb (37), David and Joyce Coleman (56), Ralph and Wendy Lockhart (69).
District Conference: Only 108 are signed up for the District conference and the goal is to have 300. Sign up ASAP!
Pi fact: Pi wasn’t called pi until the early 1700’s. Prior to that time, people referred to it as “the quantity which when the diameter is multiplied by it, yields the circumference.” Personally I prefer to call it “The irrational number formerly known as the quantity which when the diameter is multiplied by it, yields the circumference and happens to remind me of tasty dessert with a flaky crust.”
Sip, Savor, Celebrate: With an alliterative theme like that, you just KNOW that this year’s Wine and Beer Festival is going to be a great time! Reminder that tickets are $125, but as of March 21st the price goes up to $150. So stop procrastinating and buy yours today! Jan Gee reminded us that this is our biggest fundraiser of the year and success will mean that we can have major impact on our community. Buy tickets, bring your friends and sign up to volunteer to help pull this event off.
Pie Fact: Pie is said to date back to ancient Egypt and the word “pie” is derived from the Latin work “pica” meaning magpie (who it is said are willing to eat anything). I’m pretty sure no pies were made with magpies, but it is conceivable that if you left a pie on your windowsill in magpie country, you might regret it.
Volunteer at St. Clare’s Hospital: Anne Enquist heard from Matt Metzger who presented at Rotary a few weeks back. He let her know they are on the hunt for a “warm, wonderful person” (which disqualifies a few of you—you know who you are) for their hospital Greeter/Wayfinder. Applicants must be 18+ and willing to sign up for a 4 hour shift one day a week. Help welcome visitors and ensure their health care journey starts with a smile.
Chris Kimball is hiring a new office assistant as his current assistant is retiring after 19 years. Give him a shout if you know of anyone looking for a great opportunity to learn all about milkshakes.
Pi Fact: As Barlow shared with us today, pi has been calculated to approximately 202,112,290,000,000 digits (that’s 202 trillion for those of you struggling with place value). Which begs the question—if the rocket scientists are content with 16 digits, why do the math geeks keep going? Give it a rest already and have a slice of pie!
Rob Erb paid a fine of $60 for a trip to Australia that included sightings of monkeys and Komodo dragons.
President Carl called out Scott Buser who lost his badge. Scott paid a fine for the badge discrepancy as well as for trips to Hawaii, California and Mexico (the good news is that he didn’t lose his badge in any of those places).
Mark Herr paid $20 the privilege of having President Carl reunite him with his badge.
Bob Martin ratted out “the first couple of Lake Steilacoom for celebrating one of the two best days for a boat owner. In this case we learned that Greg and Mary Horn have a brand new pontoon boat. Greg paid a $50 fine for his new boat and added $29 dollars for 29 years of Rotary.
David Swindale paid a $65 birthday fine and added $15 for his incorrect answers in Chris Kimball’s Birthday Game Show of Horror (Where the contestants always lose! Bad for them, GREAT for Rotary!).
Greg Rediske paid a $20 fine as he reported winning a wine basket at an undisclosed (which is to say, this writer was distracted) event.
Kamarie Wilson paid a $20 for missing Rotary on Tap. She had a decent excuse as her branch was recognized as one of the top two (out of 50) Homestreet Bank branches for customer service.
Pi fact: In 1873, British mathematician William Shanks manually calculated the first 707 digits of pi. However, it was discovered that the 527th digit he found was wrong…meaning the following digits were also incorrect. Enter Phil Collins who shouts: “Billy! Billy, don’t ya lose my number! Cuz you’re not anywhere that I can’t find you!” (Who knew Phil took geometry so seriously?)
Jan Gee paid $60 to honor the many Rotarians who supplied her with food, flowers and company as she recovered from surgery. Jan expressed her heartfelt thanks to our club for making it easy for her to heal.
Today’s Speaker: Pattie Mannie, Tacoma History Comes Alive
Pattie is a 4th generation Tacoman. She attended St. Pat’s and then Wilson (now Silas) High School. She developed a love for local history in 1976 when the nation’s bicentennial was underway. Her relatives did everything from owning a café, running a candy shop and working as a blacksmith in 1910 (her great grandfather).
Some highlights of her talk:
-Shared some historic Tacoma photos. One showed a block of 1920’s hotels (no longer standing) including the notorious Broadway hotel run by the Benedetti family. They got sideways with the feds for producing rum, whiskey and moonshine during Prohibition. The Broadway was also said to be a brothel.
-Benny Benedetti was one of the founders of Ben Dew’s. Originally located in downtown Tacoma, the restaurant is now on 6th avenue and has been family owned for 70 years.
-Local Masons laid the cornerstone for the Federal Building in downtown Tacoma on South 11th and Pacific. They marched the cornerstone from St. Helens Ave to the construction site and per their custom sprinkled it with corn (a sign of plenty), wine (for joy) and oil (for peace—and hopefully for some really crispy fries).
-Pattie shared a pic of Rick Selden’s dad, Edward. Their downtown store opened in April of 1940 and by 1951 had 180 employees.
The Rotarians in the room appreciated Pattie’s enthusiasm for local history.
Pi fact: The record for reciting the most decimal places of pi is head by Rajveer Meena of India who in 2015 recited 70,000 decimal places of pi over the course of 10 hours while blindfolded. Does that guy know how to party or what!?! Though honestly, I suspect anyone judging his feat stopped checking his work around the two hour mark and just took his word for it during the final 8 hours…
Whether you get joy from complex geometry problems, or warm, perfectly flaky crusts featuring pretty much anything but pumpkin (sorry pumpkin lovers—I’m not a fan), this writer signs off wishing you all a Happy Pi(e) Day!
Upcoming Events:
Friday, March 21st - Sue Potter - CEO of Nourish Pierce County
Saturday, April 12th – Lakewood Rotary Wine & Beer Festival Fundraiser at McGavick Center
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
Major Donor Award for John Caufield
I am going to begin with apologies to President Bronkema. I guess when the bulletin writer doesn’t show up to the meeting it causes undo stress to the President. Thankful for Donn’s willingness to step up but I got this, from Zoom. Well, at least part of it! If the microphone is not near a speaker’s mouth the words cannot be heard. Those who are Italian and speak with their hands often mime what they are saying well, but sometimes we just have to assume while on Zoom.
The meeting was called to order and Bob Peterson held the floor for the invocation. Dr. Jim Rooks led the flag salute.
As the Sargent-at-Arms wasn’t ready with the visiting Rotarians. President Carl took a detour and had Connie Coleman-Lacadie come up to get club approval for the payment of the balance of the McGavick Center rental for the Wine and Beer Festival.
We then had a long explanation from SAA Gary Barton that there were no visiting Rotarians. At least I assume that was happening as there was not excellent microphone use but lots of hand talking. Anne Enquist introduced Dr. Natasha Richardson, Harrison Prep Principal and Chad Ramos; Becky Wiggins introduced a Carrer and College Specialist whose name I could not hear, Rachel Mazoff introduced Sara Shaw, VP of Lakes and her own mother, Ellen Mazoff. I also missed whom Leanna introduced but totally caught Donna’s sister Laura was there. We were also happy to welcome back Donnie from Banner Bank.
In the Zoom world Carole Wier has figured out the mute button. Barb Spriggs was missing being in the room with us. Liz Heath and Wynn Hoffman are recuperating well. Wendy McGowen reported Ralph Johnson, our most senior Rotarian, was missing from Zoom as he had a recent hospitalization. Hope we see you on the screen soon, Ralph!
Editor’s note: We have five Rotarians in their 90’s. This confirms the rumor that being a Rotarian adds years to your longevity.
Becky Wiggins earned her well-deserved blue badge.
Stephen Enquist presented a special Paul Harris to John Caulfield as he has become a Major Donor to The Rotary Foundation. Major Donor level is $10,000 in giving. John got his Paul Harris Major Donor Pin, a square with a Diamond and a crystal to signify the amazing effort to support the Foundation. Our major donor ranks are growing.
Show MD Level 1 pin here:
We currently have twelve Major Donors at the $10,000 level and five above that!, and that number will grow very soon. More on that in a future bulletin.
Carl encouraged us all to attend the District Conference in Tacoma the end of May. Signups have been slow. May 30-31st are the dates. You can sign up here. https://www.conference.rotary5020.org/ Lakewood Rotary will pay the entrance fee of up to ten Lakewood Rotarians. Also, there may be ample opportunities to volunteer.
Barlow made an announcement to ask for volunteers to help out Leanna Albrecht with RYLA (Rotary Youth Leadership Assembly). This is a leadership weekend where we send one or two high schoolers to attend. The RYLA Committee is responsible for contacting schools for possible students to send, and then filling out paperwork to get them registered and Lakewood Rotary will pay. I am filling in more here than Barlow said because there is someone out there really good at filling out paperwork that could help Leanna with this great program.
Linda Disney reminded everyone about Rotary on Tap next Thursday, May 13th at the Elks. Address: No snow is expected this time. Linda also took the opportunity to ask for some help on the Publicity committee. Website help and Event Publicity are two areas of influence. She also requested to get photos of events we have attended including work parties and service projects. Everyone has a smart phone, it shouldn’t be that hard.
Greg Rediske wanted to highlight an event being sold at the Wine Fest. It is a Musical evening with four of Lakewood Rotary’s recording artists. $50 will get you to this wonderful event on June 28th at the Lakewood Playhouse. Last year it was an amazing and fun evening.
Speaking of the Wine Fest, the event is April 12th ticket prices go up March 20th so now is the time to buy your tickets. Wine and Beer available for tasting, liquor available for purchasing. Live Auction and a Raise the Paddle benefiting Nourish for their new Lakewood Food Bank. Time to get those tickets today: https://auctria.events/lakewoodrotary2025
In other fundraising news. There are 50 members who have tickets assigned to them (they have the email send with the numbers in January) and it’s time to get their money in. In is imperative all raffle tickets are returned so the gambling commission is happy if they ever audit. It’s okay to just send in your money and the committee of Don will put your information on the tickets.
It was time for fines and Gary Barton paid $40 for a 7-game scoring streak. He didn’t say which sport in which he was scoring or in what games he was playing, but Carl was really excited so it must be hockey.
Chief Sharp on Zoom talked about winning the 50/50 raffle at the Lions Crab Feed. He donated 10% of his winnings to us.
James Osundwa went somewhere but it wasn’t very clear where on Zoom but I heard he paid $20.
Barb Spriggs offered$50 to celebrate her son being at Emerald City Comic Con signing books - he just completed his forth book, and the first is now an audiobook.
Debbie McVicker had an all-inclusive trip to Cancun and contributed $20.
Rachel Mazoff contributed $30 to celebrate her regulatory and mental health compliance being rated highly at Multicare.
Steve Mazoff paid something but he didn’t use a mic. This bulletin writer must think he might’ve confessed to buying a new house or selling his current house.
Steve and Anne Enquist got up to speak about the Next Step program. Next step was started by Wendy and Mike McGowen years ago as a way to mentor students in their college application process. The program is a supplement to school and parental support.
Teams of two Rotarians mentor students starting with interviews in the spring of their Sophmore year. In summer students are encouraged to look at colleges online, find volunteer opportunities, prepare for the PSAT and look at activities and leadership opportunities. The students who study and prepare for the PSAT often become National Merit scholars, so it is important to not go cold to that test.
The Junior year starts with SAT and ACT test studying and college list preparation. The Spring is SAT/ACT testing time and time to look at opportunities like Questbridge. It’s also a time to work on teacher recommendations. The summer of the Junior year is spent finalizing the list of colleges, essay work, researching scholarship opportunities and visiting colleges. It is suggested to do a lot of things in the summer as school work takes priority during the year. Anne Enquist explained it, “A good mentor is a good nag.”
Senior Year the student spends the fall working on and submitting college applications. And in the spring working the acceptance and financial aid packages to figure out what is a good fit for the student. Financial Aid is negotiable.
Next Step student Cassie Barnes sent in a video talking about her experience and her Princton education. She felt mentor Chuck Hellar and Nicole Hancock introduced opportunities, but more importantly helped communicate what she did in a manner that the colleges appreciated in the application process. And they helped her become and Questbridge scholar with a full ride to Princeton!
Questbrige is a non-profit that works with colleges who want to increase the attendance of students who may not apply as their economic ability might stop them from looking at an Ivy League or other prestigious college. Qualified students send an application to Questbridge and rank up to 10 schools they would want to attend. Questbridge tries to match those students with a school. Those students matched get a 4-year scholarship.
Rachel Mazoff talked about time commitments with the students. Over the 2 years it varies but she met with the students once a month for the two years. The Rotary Youth Protection background check is required to mentor. And the teams work in pairs. Rachel and her Next Step partner Chuck met at the Barnes and Nobel Bookstore with their student. Rachel and her new Next Step partner Elysha Ryan meet with their student at the library. They always work in pairs.
If you have questions you can talk to current mentors - Steve and Anne Enquist, Chuck Hellar, Mark Silva, Rachel Mazoff, Elysha Ryan, Gael Whalen, Mary Marlin, Shiru Osundwa, Barb Spriggs (continuing with her student even in Tri Cities), Peter and Sue Marsh, Bill and Becky Wiggins, Scott and Kathy Buser.
Although Gary Barton said the raffle was for $190, Rachel Mazoff actually won $250 when she pulled the red chip. I guess it pays to go in person, Rachel!
And that was the meeting on the 7th at least what could be seen over the interwebs.
News About our Favorite Club
News About our Favorite Clubhouse
Paula Olson
Most might think it was just another Friday in Lakewood and the gathering of the members of Lakewood Rotary, but most would be wrong. Along with it being roast beef for lunch, many important events took place on February 28th, as you will learn in reading this bulletin.
President Carl (aka PCB) called us to order with his signature musical prelude, whatever that was. Yorleny Clapper gave us many thoughts for the day in her invocation and Dwight Williams did a fabulous job leading us in the flag salute.
February 28th is National Tooth Fairy Day in the US. This is a day dedicated to the enchanting mythical character who exchanges lost teeth for money or small gifts while children sleep, provided parents remember to do it. If they forget, their children are on the road to countless hours of adult psychotherapy.
PCB had the Puffins stand; what a great group they are. Speaking of Puffins, Bill Wiggins shed his red badge for blue, and is one up on wife Becky who still wears red. We had only one guest, our speaker James Hochrine. A former frequent guest was present, however, looking pretty proud of himself as a new member and that of course is Jim Merritt. Zoomers included Barb Spriggs, Carol Wier, Liz Heath, long-time-no-see Rachel Mazoff, and that guy that showed up in person last week, John Magnuson.
PCB acknowledged our royalty: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter. Yes, all were in attendance, most likely to silently celebrate the birth of King Charles XI of Sweden, who was born on February 28th, 1655. He is known for the comprehensive system of administrative and military reforms known as the Swedish Absolutism, which streamlined the government at the time. Given the antics of the current national government, you’d think one of our Swedish members would have brought a cake or a balloon or something.
Tony Camoroda came to the podium wearing a white 10-gallon cowboy hat to talk about the local and international Rotary conventions he’s attended in the past few weeks. International Rotary President Mário César Martins de Camargo of Brazil is a lawyer (we’re in very good hands!), whose theme is “Unite For Good,” a slogan you’ll find on many banners and other stuff. Tony met Mario in Orlando, Florida and is excited about his tenure. Tony explained his hat. (Now, I thought I’d tell you why cowboy hats are referred to as “10 gallon,” but it turns out no one really knows and the history is very complicated so I’m going to pass on that.) Anyone can get one of those stylish head coverers for $35 as it is the official hat of the International Convention in Calgary in June. Send in your money and pick it up at the convention. Tony expects lots and lots of Lakewood members to show up. Although there are no hotel rooms available within four blocks of the convention center, there are lots of BNBs around. Tony did not come empty handed to the podium, however. He presented PCB with lots of stuff including a business card, a 5020 pin for 2026, a golf thingy, and an official Calgary pin. Now about that pin. Tony will give you one as soon as he sees your registration for the convention. Tony wasn’t done. He told a story about a friend giving him one of a few gifts because Tony was a special friend. Tony wanted to do the same so he presented Greg Horn with a silk pocket square as a special friend who is always available to help.
Fine time! PCB called out wife Veronica to cough up $25 for her picture in the Stoll magazine. She did. Chris Kimball was called for being awarded the “Top of the Table” award, which is a heck of a big deal for financial people. Chris announced that Woodstick is happening on March 16th and they need volunteers. Chris also announced his second grandchild courtesy of his youngest son, born 78 days from the first grandchild. For all that, Chris, after silently calculating the reasonable financial value of all of this news and taking into consideration that current value is not indicative of future value, doubled his usual $20 fine.
February 28th, 1853 saw the introduction of donuts with holes, as Elizabeth Gregory used nuts to fill the center of her fried dough treat. Her son, ship captain Hanson Gregory, would later claim it was his idea to punch a hole in the middle of the dough.
Speaking of food items, Barlow announced that he is solo as Karen deserted him a week. The task of fixing himself breakfast without her was so daunting that he saw only one option: ice cream! And the crowd went wild with approval. Tony Camoroda called Barlow his hero! Mark Herr apologized for missing a bunch of meetings because he was really sick. He also missed a board meeting and didn’t call, and didn’t write, but he was forgiven. Don Anderson announced his second retirement and trip to Hawaii and paid money. Anne Enquist told us about her family gathering to celebrate her milestone birthday where some dubbed her “Queen Anne.” But the grandkids preferred “Granny Bananny.” She made Steve pay $100. .
Joel Vranna paid $40 for gratitude that he wasn’t injured worse as a result of his skiing accident, where he only fractured three ribs at Crystal Mountain. Don Daniels talked about bringing in your raffle ticket sales and congratulated those who already have, like me. So far, he’s collected $6,700 but expects much more. He’s going to be traveling so he’ll have subs collecting those ticket stubs in his absence. Sponsors are needed for the event so pick up your forms from Connie or Hank Kerns. Gael Whalen was in the house (to quote PP Edgecomb) and good to see her. No money, however.
In 1953, James Watson and Francis Crick discovered the structure of DNA at the University of Cambridge, England. Their findings led to a significant breakthrough in the understanding of genetics and the study of molecular biology. Also led to Ancestry.com where you can send in your DNA to find out who you are related to and be entered into the giant database accessible to law enforcement in case you or a related one is a “person of interest.”
PCB introduced Joel Vranna who introduced our speaker, James Hochrine. James is the General Manager of the Tacoma Country and Golf Club, where Lakewood Rotary has their meetings. Joel talked about James’ many accomplishments in the golfing world after graduating from Arizona St. University with a BA in agriculture business. He’s had many positions as a golf director and many golfing awards. (Sorry, James, all I know about golf is that it involves a small, hard ball going to a tiny place somewhere far, far away and out of sight of the golfer.) James has a wife and two daughters. This was James’ very first Rotary meeting and we hope not the last.
James came on board right when COVID was coming on and the industry was going through a down cycle already. To his credit, the club has rebounded from 840 members to 910 members and his next project is figuring out when there are too many members. He attributed the increase in membership to people wanting a safe environment to have fun with less travel and more community. The club offers golf, dining, fitness, a pool (not to mention a lake) and other social activities.
The golf course was one of the first courses in the United States, established in 1894. It is the oldest country club west of the Mississippi River. The club has been located by American Lake since 1904 and over the years various amenities have been built, like the pool, which has food and beverage service, a beach house and a patio. The golf course has no tee times so you show up and can be put in a group of people who will soon become friends. The Golf Course Superintendent,Joel Kachmarek, is one of the best in the business and Executive Chef Jamie Belisle is wonderful and has been with the club for over 10 years. The pricing model is like a nonprofit as all profit is reinvested in the club so prices can be a little lower. This, of course, brings in people. There is a great private event space and no rental fee is charged although there is a $30 minimum fee per person attending. Grandchildren are welcome in the many youth programs, with no additional guest fee.
James talked about the club members as the “secret sauce.” He warned any prospective social members to get going with signing up as the fee will increase from $2,000 to $3000 on May 1st. He’s always happy to give a tour and answer any questions.
During the Q and A session, Rotarians in the know complimented James on his management, the quality of the staff, and overall conditions at the club. Regarding the sale of lots, James said that the club had to do it now as it may not be able to in the future. The purchasers of the ten (10) homes being built near the club entrance must become Resident members. There are 140 Resident members who live within the grounds of the club. James said that his top priority is the care of his staff. Anthony, Lakewood Rotary’s very favorite server, is the best and Teresa, who takes our money and fixes all of our problems, couldn’t be better. Wendy McGowan, a TCGC member for 50 years, told the story about James’ first day on the job being on Easter Sunday. He presented each staff member with a personalized Easter card. She knew good things were coming with James.
James appreciated that we didn’t whine when he had to increase lunch prices. Heck, it’s still a good deal. He said he was always impressed with what Rotary did for the community. He talked a little about an 11-year land use problem with the state, involving the area of the club paralleling the freeway. It is finally settled with a pathway easement to be built and a future barrier on the club side of that pedestrian walkway. He’ll know more in May. The state has until July 2026 to finish the project. James also announced that the club is hosting the 2027 U.S. Women’s Senior Open, which is an international competition.
In response to a question about the ugly back fences on Gravelly Lake Drive, James said the club doesn’t own any of that property, which is all owned by members on Forest Glen Lane Southwest. At some point, those owners will improve the fencing. James said that he has $2.5 million for upkeep of the clubhouse over the next five years. The roof is a top priority but he wants input from members about other improvements or upgrades. The current clubhouse was built in the ‘60s, so it is showing its age. He wants to upgrade event spaces and patio and increase storage. He also has upgrading the video system and speakers on the todo list.
James told the story about how the club’s name, which is Tacoma Country and Golf Club rather than Tacoma Golf and Country Club, came to be. Originally, there were two separate groups, a golf club and a country club. When they merged, the country people said “country” had to go before “golf.” And so it was. Another Rotarian told James that his pro staff is the best around and James agreed.
Thanks James for a great overview of TCGC and for your very competent management. Now get those Lakewood Rotary membership papers signed and turned into PCB!
On February 28th, 1938, nylon yarn was invented by Dr. Wallace Hume Carothers. This breakthrough resulted in the creation of nylon stockings and other products made from this durable and lightweight material.
February 28th, 1986, marked the tragic assassination of Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme. His murder remains unsolved, despite several reopened investigations and numerous theories.
Don Anderson won the raffle, adding $5.00 to his retirement fund.
Upcoming Events!
Saturday, April 12th – Lakewood Rotary Wine & Beer Festival Fundraiser at McGavick Center
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
Next Rotary Project
Just a suggestion for when the Little Pantries lose their cachet, and the Little Lending Libraries get demolished by the over-zealous Tenzler hating crowd.
What Did You do in Springtime as a Kid?
I just love spring. Oh, I know it is tempting to slip into trite overtures to rebirth, crocuses, and longer days. But they’re all so true. A lilac’s scent in the neighbor’s yard. That first blush native pink Rhody. An embarrassment of birds teaching their chicks to fly. Honestly, it is all good.
As a kid, a spring day brought the little blue Schwinn out of the garage, pump air into the tires and up the street to Mill’s house. PB&J sandwich in the jacket pocket from a Mom and off we’d go to the waterfront. If the tide was in, our attention turned to the RR tracks and the placement of a penny to be flattened – a good luck charm treasure for the pocket. If tide out, there were miles of sand and rocky beach explorations. Empty clam shells flung like an early version Frisbee, logs and driftwood piled up to make a fort – a perfect spot for the PB&J break. It would be a few months before the construction of a raft could be ventured – too cold just now. A dam across the creek as it emptied into Puget Sound always needed engineering. The sun still goes down too early! Remount the bikes for the 4-block ride back home. “See ya tomorrow, Mill. My mom will make us PB&J.”
Can this question be answered?: “Is What You Don’t Know Equal to, Greater Than or Less Than What you do Know?”
President Carl gots skills. Drummer PP Chris Kimball told those at his table, “Carl’s bell ringing is a percussive dream! That one strike is reminiscent of last year’s presidential bell striker – Oldwhatsername?” Ah yes, how soon we forget.
The invocation by EIC Paula Olson was followed by The Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of our Republic led by Dr. Marsh.
Who was the worst British Prime Minister: Boris Johnson or Liz Truss? Which one believed in The Fair Innings Argument?
Consider yourself thanked if you are a member of the set-up team: James, Terry, Chuck, Brie. Photographer: PP Bob Z., scribe by Ole, $2 Table Raffleator and Sgt at Arms Debbie McVicker, Guest of Rotarians and Tacoma 8, former Fife-Milton Rotarian Jim Merritt with wife Claudia. Visiting Rotarians, Scott and Sean.
Puffins: The McVickers. ZOOMERs: Carole – heat wave in Minnesota – 18° f, Ralph, Liz, Bud – just right in Green Valley - 87° f, Wynn – health report - on the mend. PDG Greg Horn was supine with a healing leg. Can you imagine PP Mary Horn in their house with Greg strapped to a hospital bed – unable to …to… well, unable. A word of advice Mary, - old friend: Take the batteries out of the intercom! Other VIPs Tony Camorada and Bill Potter are at district training. Word is, Bill Potter flunked newspaper and is a redo on doodoo.
PP Gary Fulton awarded Dwight Williams with his third Paul Harris. Congratulations! Gary generously acknowledged the work of Steve Enquist on Lakewood Rotary’s singularly remarkable Paul Harris record.
Ole introduced Jim Merritt for President Carl’s installation. Ole told of a friendship of fifty years that began in Fife with their respective new businesses. As those businesses succeeded and grew, so did the Fife-Milton Rotary Club. Jim is a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of the University of Washington School of Architecture and a mean basketball player!. Get him in a game of horse at the Lakewood YMCA and bet on Jim. The same can be said for his wife Claudia – many times Women’s golf champion at TCGC; bet on Claudia! Please introduce yourself and get to know this charming and wonderful man – Jim Merritt.
…because Donnnn Irwin, Ron Irwin’s cousin, twice removed, loves long words, we ask the difference between nihilism?
Speaking of charming and wonderful men, PP Ron Irwin was asked to divide his spoils from the raffle he won a few weeks back. And did I mention generous? Charming, wonderful and generous; and handsome too, right? How about articulate and loquacious as well. Who could ever forget the wonderful yarns Ron told at the beginning of each meeting when president? I didn’t hear his donation, but I know of his largesse so I’m certain it was way up there in the single digits! Scott and Sean (Shawn?) told of fund-raising function by other Rotary clubs. I don’t want to give them any ink here because we have our own fish to fry. And, Baron of Beef to Fricassee. More in a moment. Fellowship event upcoming is a second attempt at Lakewood Elks – second Thursday – looks Like March 13th. Oof, that’s almost the Deadline Jim Weinand gives me to get the tax stuff together for the April 15 date. Now that is…
Springtime Yellows
Forsythia, Primrose, Tulips, Daffodils and Witch Hazel,
Saffron harbingers of spring.
Our gardens do relax us.
Until we realize, it’s time to do our taxes!
Ole
There were a couple of fines: Brie Larson paid (but I don’t how much for what?). Troy got a new car and a birthday, and I think I heard a C note.
April 12th, Clover Park Technical College, McGavick Center
Connie Coleman Lacadie reported on the Wine and Beer Festival. Note: this is our annual major find-raising effort that benefits local services and charities. Liz Heath, from Zoom, noted the importance of informing the public that the proceeds of the Festival go to the community and not to Greg Rediske. Make that Greg Rediske and his dog Maizie. In the interest of brevity, what follows is a list of items to be bid upon. When the catalog is published, please consult it for detailed information.
Registration price increases to $25 on March 20
Catering; Salmon and Baron of Beef
Beer and wine included, liquor sales will be no-host
You can still buy a table
There will be a Charcutier Board
The live auction item is a photo safari
Seven days in Mazatlan (Please check with the US Department of State as there is a Level 4 travel advisory for the State of Sinaloa and Mazatlan)
Movie and dinner – Tom Cruise, Mission Impossible - The Crisis
Anaheim Resort, Suite accommodation, Labor Day weekend
Four Musicians, June 28, $50: Eric Quinn, Morris Northcutt and Chris Kimball. Not certain which qualifies as two)
River raft Trip
Weekend at SeaBrook donated by Jason and Gael
Progressive dinner around American Lake
Needed: Events such as Pickleball, Cornhole, Ax Throwing
SODO Urban Works – food and drinks, donated by Jason and Gael
Diamond Designs – Blue Pendant
Top Golf Event
Run The Yard
Authentic Indian Dinner – Tom George and wife
Masters of Ceremonies: Jim Sharp and Patrick Smith
Partners Dessert Tray
Sponsorships: Virginia Mason, Amazon, Waste Connections
Be a Sponsor and put your logo on Tote Bags
Invite friends, neighbors and family
Who Reads This Stuff
Ole
A Whole Lotta Love
A Whole Lotta Love
Gayle Selden
Yes Rotarians, today’s meeting was held on Valentine’s Day. That Hallmark holiday that the candy and greeting card companies created to buoy sales between Christmas and Arbor Day (or maybe it’s Easter, but don’t knock me for consuming copious quantities of candy to get through those rain-soaked days in late April).
Sorry, once someone says “Hallmark” I automatically conjure up the formulaic plots of terrible holiday movies that somehow stay on the television set in our house way longer than they should in spite of their predictability. Back to the meeting…
President Carl Bronkema called the meeting to order with the Rotary Moment by Chris Kimball and the Flag Salute by Gary Fulton. A whole lotta love was given to Don Daniels, our Raffle chair. Scott Buser our Paul Harris collector and Mark Edgecomb selling raffle tickets and acting at Sargent at Arms.
Don Daniels gets extra love from the scribe as he is a solo committee helping raise some easy money for the club. A $25 donation/ purchase of a raffle ticket will get the opportunity to win $5,000. If 125 members sell their $250 worth of raffle tickets, we would raise $31,250, netting the club $26,250 (nominally missing printing costs here). What a fundraiser this would be with a little effort from all our members. Sadly, many members do not even attempt to sell the tickets. This year this scribe didn’t sell but bought her own. So, if you don’t want to sell, follow my lead and just buy all the opportunities for yourself!
James Osundwa, Tom George and Rob Erb got all the love for set up this week. Extra love was given to Anthony, from TCGC, for helping last week when the set-up crew was down to one!
Photographer for the meeting was Walt Richardson. The bulletin writer was Gayle Selden, although Donn Irwin and Steve Saalfeld were both credited as possible writers. Steve believed he was the writer so much that he had prewritten some of the Valentine’s Day bulletin including the first three paragraphs you read at the beginning of this. For those professional bulletin readers, you would know a Key by Selden is the meeting as it happened without much elaboration. Saalfeld, on the other hand, peppers his prose with interesting antidotes and apparently Hallmark inspired stories. Gayle Selden’s high school boyfriend would never be running an Inn in New Hampshire and has not improved with age.
Puffins were recognized and we had a puffin (a real one) handed off from Tiffany Holmon to Lia Knight. Congrats to Tiffany for already earning her blue badge. Special appreciation to Peter Marsh to answering this bulletin writer’s call to find the puffins by just buying a new one! Tori Murphy and Chief Patrick Smith are still wanted for questioning in the disappearance of two other puffins that are in circulation.
Guests included Jim and Claudia Merritt. Jim is currently in the happy place between Tacoma 8 membership and Lakewood Rotary membership. We look forward to having many more fun times with Jim and Claudia. But we hear you need to bet on Claudia on the golf course.
There were no visiting Rotarians but Eric Quinn was recognized for his biyearly appearance.
Carl recognized and had long conversations with some zoomers. Shout out to Mary Moss who was quick on the unmute to respond to Carl’s questions. Glad she is feeling a bit better.
In other sunshine news Greg Horn had surgery to fix a hole in his ankle. He is home and doing good. Joel Vranna broke some ribs while skiing. Hopefully we’ll see him soon.
Greg Rediske helped us celebrate Birthdays and Anniversaries. Rotary Anniversaries included 38 years for Mo Sarram and 39 years for Donn Irwin. Wedding Anniversaries included Terry and Walli Roarke for 49 years, Donna and Andy Phillips for 56 years and Mo and Fereshteh Sarra, at 65 years.
Birthdays in attendance included Barlow, Mary Moss and Carl Bronkema. Greg asked them to share a romantic story or their favorite love song. Mary shared a song. Barlow told three stories that weren’t very romantic but full of love for Karen included a near death kayak trip, cribbage and negation and a forced proposal. Carl shared a story about his meeting Veronica for the first time in which he went to dinner in Enumclaw where he met 20 relatives before, he had met Veronica in person. Additional Birthday wishes go out to Dave Reames, Mary Marlin, Gary Barton, Anne Enquist, Scott Baird, Sally Saunders and Linda Ripley.
Connie made an announcement about the Wine Festival. Reminding all that our fun fundraising event is coming up April 12th. Tickets and Sponsorships are available for purchase now. You can buy tickets by clicking on the save the date on the Lakewood Rotary website or hit the website directly here: https://auctria.events/lakewoodrotary2025. Love to Rose Stevens and RMS Financial for being our first sponsor of record for the year!
Mary Moss invited us all the Lakewood Multicultural Coalitions gale March 8th. Tickets are available https://lmcc-lakewood.org/
Bill Potter made a confusing announcement about asking for food for the Hospitality Suite and Presidents Elect Training.
Mark Edgecomb paid a fine to share his Valentine’s story. He was headed on a trip to the South Pacific and had ordered two dozen red roses to be delivered on Valentines Day to his sweetheart. On his trip in the South Pacific, he met the love of his life, Nicola. So, on his return he had to break up with this woman who had two dozen very dead roses.
Steve Saalfeld paid a fine for mis calendaring his bulletin but this scribe didn’t mind. He also is celebrating his University of Portland child getting into Audiology school at the University of the Pacific. Smart kid, Lakewood Rotary club needs an audiologist.
Rob Erb was wearing a red shirt in honor of his late grandson, who passed three weeks ago. He was celebrating the twins just born to his other grandson.
Greg Rediske shared his 5th book he has written and reminded us to all to write our own story. John Magnussen then tried to play us all a song over Zoom that was a Swedish to Irish love story. After a long pause we realized, he was listening to music that none of the rest of us could hear. Hopefully he’ll pay a fine for that next week when he attends in person.
Chris Kimball paid a fine for going to the Happiest and most expensive place on earth, Disneyland. Eric Quinn paid $20 for going to Vegas and $10 for absences.
Barlow paid $70 in honor of his Birthday. He also encouraged us to take Jeffery Lin on an adventure. He’d really like to go skiing, so anyone (besides Joel) that can take him would be appreciated. Please don’t wait to take Jeffery on adventure—you’ll be better for it!
We also learned that Jeffery had a dental emergency and without dental insurance he was quoted quite a bit. Later in the meeting Debbie McVicker negotiated a bigger ad for some dental work for Jeffery with a local doc and advertiser. We hope this works out and would love to celebrate the doctor’s achievements.
Our only member dentist is Sam Hunter and he is 92 so we might want to recruit this dentist to join us in membership! Thanks for your help with Jeffery, Debbie!
James paid a fine in honor of Anthony for his work setting up the meeting last week. Tom George paid a fine for forgetting his wife’s birthday which just was the day before. Mark Edgecomb paid another fine to celebrate his 7th grandchild on the way.
Mark Herr introduced speakers Erik Flint and Dr. Megan Nishikawa. Eric is a retired Army Colonel with over 35 years in uniform. He just retired after ten years as director of the Lewis Army Museum on Joint Base Lewis McChord. Dr. Megan Nishikawa, PHD is a friends of the Fort Lewis Military Museum postdoctoral fellow who is working to organize the museums military documents and images. Both are battlefield tour historians with Stephen Ambrose Historical Tours.
They shared the history of the Army in Pierce County. The 1840s and 50s there were small forts in the area including Fort Steilacoom and Fort Nisqually. During the 1988 War in the Philippines war volunteers from Washington came but they were untrained. The early 1900s included a reorganization of the National Guard and Washington training grounds.
1904 was a year in which the American Lake maneuvers took place where soldiers were trained on the shores of American Lake. These soldiers included the Montana Guard and the Buffalo Soldiers out of Walla Walla (African American regiment). Pierce County recognized how good having the men training here was for the area. This led Pierce County to vote in 1917 to establish a military camp. They passed a bond, bought 70K acres and donated the land to the Army, as the Army was not allowed to buy land at the time. 1917-1919 was the years that Camp Lewis was created. The Museum was actually a hotel used by family members of soldiers at Camp Lewis.
1928 was the year that Camp Lewis became Fort Lewis. The area was loved by the Army because it had great drainage that meant for good sanitation and less disease. They could also train soldiers in the rainforest, the water and on the sea. Fort Lewis became the training ground in World War II for all the non-gun using parts of the Army including engineers and nurses.
Because of the closeness to the Pacific, Fort Lewis was one of two training centers that anyone who went to Vietnam came through. Currently, Joint Base Lewis McChord is the home of Stryker, has jungle and artic training specialties. And is the largest special operations area for the Army.
The Museum is here to preserve this history of the area. It is open Wednesday-Sunday 10-5 with civilian access parking off Dupont Exit 119. They are looking for volunteers to work the gift shop, read cursive and scan documents.
Mark Herr got $5 in the raffle. And the meeting was adjourned.
And for your continued reading pleasure here are the rest of Steve’s Valentine’s antidotes:
Did you know that Valentine’s Day is said to have originated from a Roman fertility festival associated with none other than that angel-winged, diaper-wearing archer Cupid (though the Greeks called him Eros). I have always felt a little sorry for Cupid as the only Roman god who apparently was never potty trained. That had to make the dating scene tough for the little fella who on the one hand could drop “I’m the god of love” as a pick-up line, but on the other hand had to explain why he kept his mommy on speed dial every time he tinkled in his Huggies.
It was said that getting pierced by a gold-tipped arrow from Cupid could make one fall in love. And according to Ovid, Cupid also had a lead-tipped arrow that could make people fall out of love or even hate others. Considering the fact that lead can lead to major neurological damage, let’s hope Cupid ascribed to the Beatles prescription that “All you need is love” and kept the lead to himself.
Some depictions of Cupid featured him blindfolded suggesting his targets were random. That is where we get the term “love is blind.” If we forget the blindfold and focus on the diaper, we might also learn that sometimes love is soggy and droopy, and as The J. Geils Band informs us, sometimes “Love Stinks.” Below is a screenshot from the video for “Love Stinks” by The J. Geils Band:

According to History.com, in the Archaic period (that’s 800 BC to 480 BC for those of you keeping score at home), Cupid “was represented as a studly immortal who was irresistible to both man and gods.” But it the 19th-century Victorians who demoted him to eternal toddler-hood putting the clamps (and diaper--because Victorians were a rather repressed lot) on Cupid’s virility and ensuring he was unlikely to make much of a splash on Tinder.
Upcoming Events:
February 21-23, 2025 – President-Elect Learning at SeaTac DoubleTree Hilton
March 2025 – Rotary Winter Get-Away, possibly Oregon coast
Friday, April 12th – Lakewood Rotary Wine & Beer Festival Fundraiser at McGavick Center
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 30th, 2025 - Annual Dues Due
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year
Superbowl LIX
“I’m back!”
Much to Ole’s regret,
Donnnnn’s doubtfulness,
Greg’s and Gayle’s grumbling,
Steve’s sage satire,
And Joe Quinn’s qualms.
Yet, I yield to Paula’s persistent pleading,
As I have missed all the bull!
Two months ago my 10-year-old computer “crashed”. And, I mean “crashed”! Dead as a doornail! Of course, this event meant I could no longer write the Rotary Bulletin. I’m sure I have not been missed, but it became rather inconvenient on many fronts. Incidentally, I am the most inept tech individual on this planet! Only the knowledge and patience of my eldest daughter, Kelly, has helped me through this calamity. She immediately ordered a shiny, new Apple computer, hopped on a plane and flew here from the Bay Area. She saved all the data from the old computer to the shiny, new one and spent several agonizing days training her clumsy mother to operate the monstrosity sitting on my desk.
The invocation was given by Scott Buser, followed by Linda Disney leading the salute to our flag. The president honored those who helped make the meeting possible: Tiffany Holman at the Paul Harris desk, Chuck Hellar as Sgt. At Arms (who also sold us the raffle tickets), Walt Richardson as the photographer, yours truly doing double-duty as the bulletin scribe of the day and presenter of the “Sunshine Report”. The IT team was noted as well (even though the IT didn’t work): Rob Erb, Scott Baird, Tom George, Terry Roarke, and Rick Selden.
The Puffins then stood and were honored. Kamarie Wilson introduced our newest Puffin, Tiffany Holman. Usually at this point in the meeting Guests of Rotarians are called upon. The one and only was Jim Merritt. Some confusion ensued: it became “somewhat clear” that Jim was actually somewhere in purgatory…it is questionable whether Jim is still a member of Tacoma 8 or is a Lakewood Rotarian. Maybe that will be cleared up by our next week’s meeting.
It seems only two people were introduced (by Angela Connelly) as visiting Rotarians: Missy Chandler from the Tacoma Children’s Museum and the guest speaker of the day, Maxine McCallum of Mallum & Sons. President Carl was unable to acknowledge the Zoomers, due to the failed IT system, but he did introduce PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter.
The President then called upon me to give “The Sunshine Report”. I announced that Jan Gee is still coping with the aftermath of her recent surgery. I added that I’d sent Jan a happy card and note. Also, I said that Paula Olson let me know that Jan enjoys visitors, so please give her a call to see if she’d like you to come by.
Announcements followed: Linda Disney and Kamarie Wilson invited us to the upcoming Rotary on Tap being held at the Lakewood Elks Lodge 5;30 p.m. next Thursday, February 13.
President Carl announced that Rob Erb needs help with the weekly set-up and operation of the IT system. If anyone is interested and has the knowledge, please contact Rob Erb.
Dr. Peter Marsh wished us to be aware that this is the worst Flu Epidemic season since the Covid outbreak. He urged us to get our flu shots as soon as possible. He added some humor to his announcement: Peter revealed that he had originally majored in zoology, which he quipped was mostly about “bird watching”…thus, he became an expert on puffins. Peter then headed for the podium, pulling from a bag a stuffed, yet realistic, puffin. It didn’t resemble any stuffed Puffins attending our meetings!
Mary Horn and Linda Ripley announced that the young men and women who are job hunting and attending job interviews are in need of nice clothing. Coffee Oasis is asking for donations if you have clean, proper clothing you no longer need. Please see Mary or Linda.
It was announced that President Carl and Veronica have moved to the Country Club apartments. Carl noted that they were just above Jim Merritt.
Anne Enquist wanted us to know about an upcoming show at the Lakewood Playhouse called “The Laramie Project”. The first show, directed by Rotarian and Artistic Director, Joe Walsh is on March 1st. It is a serious production about the murder of a gay man, Matthew Shepard.
Next on the president’s agenda: Fines (Carl’s favorite time of a Rotary meeting). He first called on the Lakewood City Manager and Rotarian John Caulfield. John announced that he is retiring. I believe he enumerated his reasons for this decision, but I only recollect the most humorous: John complained that he was tired of being mistaken for Jason Whalen (who, if memory serves you, is the Mayor of Lakewood! They sport similar haircuts.) John ponied up $100! He received a grand applause from the membership.
John Lowney was fined...once again…for a family member (his grandson’s marriage). John groused about being fined time after time for the things his family members have done (even though I do know John is quite proud of his family). He paid up: $100!
I had alerted Carl with a “scoop” or two that were written up in the Clover Park School District pamphlet called “Inside Schools”. One tidbit was about Ron Banner (however, I do not believe Ron was in attendance. The other tidbit I’d read in the same pamphlet was an article about our club’s “break bags” and “bike deliveries at Christmas”. Great PR, Carl, but no $$$.
February’s “Stroll Lakeside” magazine revealed “The Award-Winning Sponsors – The Best of Pierce County” which caught a few of our members off guard. Mark Herr and his company, Hammond-Knoll, cost him a $2,000.00 fine. Mark was happy to pay such a big fine as he said, “I just sold my business!” Guess who won The Best Insurance Agent? The Carl Bronkema Insurance Group! Only $20 Carl??? After all, someone you are “near and dear” to (none other than Veronica) paid up $200 for the Bellarmine football team.
Mark Edgecomb offered up $20. His daughter, Jessica, who is a doctor at N.Y.U., is pregnant with his third grandchild.
Today’s program, entitled “Whiskey, Tacoma Children’s Museum & Diapers!” When I read that before the meeting, I wondered what one had to do with the other. I soon discovered that the one thing they had in common was Maxine McCallum. Brie Cooper introduced this lovely, happy and successful woman who had us in awe while she told us of her full life. After the meeting I introduced myself to Maxine and asked if she could provide me with her meeting notes. She promptly asked for my email address. When I got home, I relived Maxine’s story. I will try to share some bits and pieces.
The Monarch (after the butterfly) Diaper Bank within the Children’s Museum of Tacoma is how she began, but noted right away that many may know Maxine as one of the owners of McCallum & Sons Whiskey Co. in downtown Tacoma. Others may know her as a horse girl, as she owns a 30-acre farm, also in Tacoma. Some likely remember her from her diaper drives.
Maxine told us she was from Munich, Germany originally. But what she really wanted us to know about her was that Selfless Service was most dear to her heart. She was married to a man who was serving in the United States army. One year into her marriage they decided to have their first baby. He was named Theo. A year after Theo was born the army moved them to JBLM. Soon Maxine was pregnant with their second child. At six months she went for an ultrasound. The technician began, then went quiet. He left the room. In came a woman who told Maxine there was no heartbeat. Arlo was stillborn on July 26, 2018.
In her pursuit of purpose to channel her grief and having learned of a diaper need in the U.S. it became clear that Arlo’s and her mission would be to ease the hardships of families with babies. As Maxine learned more and more about this situation she started hosting diaper drives in her home. The donations went to a diaper bank in Olympia as there was not one in Tacoma. She joined the board of the Olympia bank and heard stories over and over how much a bank was needed in Tacoma. One day in 2023 she was sitting in the Children’s Museum pondering the children and their parents wandering about. From that day on Maxine, along with the presence of Arlo, and help from the staff of the museum, started a Tacoma diaper bank. Since August 2023, that first bank has handed out over 70,000 diapers and wipes. A second Monarch Bank was launched at JBLM in 2024.
Since that time, Maxine has hosted a benefit horse show, raising $10,000. In addition, she hosted a Monarch Gala, raising $25,000 for the diaper bank. The plans are underway for another this coming summer.
Maxine left us with a quote she had saved awhile back: “Even your most private kindness creates a public ripple. Kindness matters. Kindness is a radical revolution in a hostile world.”
What a wonderful program. And, a wonderful woman.
The bell rang promptly at 1:30. Following the raffle. Dr. Peter Marsh drew the white chip for $5.
Dynamic Lakewood Rotary!
Dynamic Lakewood Rotary!
Joe Quinn
This was an unusually busy meeting at the Rotary Club of Lakewood on the last day of January 2025. Was it the famous pot roast lunch at Tacoma Country and Golf Club? Was it because President Carl Bronkema was suddenly called out of town, causing President-Elect Tom George to be dragged out of the dugout to pinch hit? We had more guests and visiting Rotarians than you could shake a stick at, and so this poor scribe could not keep up with all the names and goings on. It was fast and furious.
Zoomers today included at least Bud Montgomery, Carole Wier, John Magnuson, Rachel Mazoff and Ralph Johnson, our longest-tenured Lakewood Rotarian. The Setup Committee was recognized and then the bedlam of Guests and Visiting Rotarians (all rolled into one) began in earnest. I apologize for butchering—or completely missing—names but here goes: Ben S. of one of the three Gig Harbor Rotary clubs introduced Carmelita, who I think he said was a Rotarian in the Philippines, but she was speechless so we got no explanation. Visiting Rotarian Chris Serface, the current President of Tacoma 8 (aka our farm team) and I believe also President of Tacoma Little Theater, was with us today. Also from Tacoma 8, Doug Edger (spelling?) introduced a prospective member, who is with Banner Bank, and whose name I totally missed.
The onslaught continued, with Suzanne Johnson of Puyallup-South Hill Rotary introducing two new members of their club. She introduced Janine, a financial officer at Good Samaritan Hospital and also Corey Munson, a CPA. Suzanne said that they like to bring new members to other clubs in the area (probably to show them how great a Rotary meeting can be).
Bill Wiggins introduced Elijah, the Next Step student from Clover Park HS that he and his wife Becky are working with in our mentoring program. Elijah told us he is Filipino, that he wants to be a biomedical engineer, and that he loves fostering “culture” at the high school. West Pierce Fire Chief Jim Sharp introduced Assistant Chief Ryan McGrady, adding that Ryan might need an application to join Lakewood Rotary. Linda Disney immediately pledged to email him one!
Terry Roarke introduced his friend and UW classmate Don Hansen, who Terry noted is a Past President of Tacoma 8. Terry claimed that Don just retired at the age of 88.
Patrick Smith, Lakewood Rotarian and Lakewood Police Chief, introduced three of his Captains in the police force: CPT Pete Johnson for patrol, CPT Jeremy Prater for Professional Standards, and CPT Andrew Gildehaus for investigations and major cases.
President Tom (going slightly out of order on the usual agenda) noted that the Paul Harris desk was staffed today by Debbie McVicker and that Linda Disney was on the raffle table and acting as Sergeant at Arms. The Photographer today was Bob Zawilski and the Scribe is the beleaguered Joe Quinn. All three of our LR dignitaries were with us today but we are omitting their names as they get way too much publicity.
Wendy McGowan was called upon to give the Sunshine Report. She said Gayle Selden has told her that long-time member Bill Price is at St. Clare Hospital in an “end of life” situation, as Gayle put it. Prayers for Bill and his wife Pat Price.
Next, Past President Mary Horn came forward and asked all Puffins present to come forward for a presentation. Mary asked Chief Smith and his three captains to step up and receive a nice Lakewood Rotary check. At the roast of President Carl Bronkema in December, the Puffins raised over $3,000 and decided to give the money to the Lakewood Police charitable programs. CPT Jeremy Prather explained that the department’s officers’ foundation has two parts: the Fallen Officers Fund and the Make a Difference Fund. Shop with an Officer is a major event. In the last ten years, they have given away more than $150,000. At that juncture, Mary presented the Lakewood Police with a nice check in the amount of $3,055.00 from the proceeds of the fines at the Roast in December.
Speaking of money, then President Pro Tempore Tom called for volunteers and got some. Becky Wiggins ratted on her husband Bill who just turned 70. Bill said there was a trip to Cabo to remember too so he gave $70. Kris Kaufman said he had an interesting month with some health adventures, and turning 83, he decided to throw in $100. Bob Martin and his wife Sue are happy and proud to have two molecular biologists in the family who are both working overseas right now so he gave $50 in their honor. Rob Erb said he was ratting on a certain future LR President, who left his Rotary badge on the table, so Tom George sheepishly donated $100. Tom did mention that LR may actually have an outbound student this year for Youth Exchange; it has been quite some time since we sent a student out, although of course we have regularly hosted inbound students from various countries.
Program: Anne Enquist, Program Chair, introduced our program speakers for the day. But first Anne thanked both West Pierce Fire and Rescue and St. Clare Hospital for the excellent treatment after she recently fell and fractured her leg and her heel. Anne introduced the leadership team, which includes Mimi Johnson, an RN, Dr. Kim Moore, MD, who is the Chief Medical Officer at both St. Clare and St. Joseph’s Hospital in Tacoma, and last but not least the President, Matt Metsker, who worked as a clinician for 17 years as a Physician’s Assistant.
Mr. Metsker said that St. Clare is licensed for 106 beds, but of course accommodated more patients during Covid. The hospital has room for 25 in the ER and has 5 operating rooms and a complete gastrointestinal suite. St. Clare has two CT scanners and one (old) MRI. They admit about 20 patients per day, but also see about 100 in the ER every day on average. Their clinics provide outpatient services to about 150 patients daily.
Recently, St. Clare has won many awards within the 10-hospital group made up of Virginia Mason and Franciscan hospitals in this region. For instance, they won best teaching hospital. Recently, the hospital was recognized for decreasing the appropriate length of stay by 24 hours, a full day less in the hospital. They have recently increased their capacity to do endoscopes, so now they can perform endoscopies and colonoscopies five days a week. What fun! The team is very proud of the robotic orthopedic surgeries they do often at the hospital.
Mr. Metsker spent some time discussing the future needs and prospects of the hospital; he delved into the details of the upcoming remodel of the Sterile Procedures area. They will have a temporary structure to sterilize all instruments and necessary equipment during the remodel, at a cost of over $400,000!
Mr. Metsker then called up Mimi and Kim to help him answer questions from the Rotarians who promptly sent up numerous softballs for the leadership team to answer. ‘
Thanks to Anne Enquist for a most informative program.
The Drawing: Even the raffle was exciting at this meeting. Ron Irwin pulled out the red chip, ignoring the rude Rotarians yelling “White”, so he won a lot more than $5 (but the actual number will be disclosed later—at least $250).
Upcoming Events:
Thursday, February 13th at 5:30 pm Rotary on Tap at Lakewood Elks Lodge.
Peanut Butter, Beer and Compliments - Oh My!
On this 24th day of January, President Carl rang the bell promptly at 12:31 according to this writer’s clock. So we were already waaay behind schedule. However, we all rose and did the usual meeting starting stuff including Eric Warn’s invocation and a salute to Old Glory led by Mark Silva.
January 24th, is National Peanut Butter Day. In honor of this momentous day, I share with you a rhyme my kids learned in preschool. I recommend reading it with a British accent as that really classes it up:
A peanut lay upon the track, his heart was all aflutter.
Around the bend came Number 10…
Toot Toot! Peanut butter.
Yes Rotarians, that is the kind of highbrow prose you can expect in this week’s bulletin so buckle up and strap on that crash helmet because as you can tell, Number 10 brakes for no nut (or in this case anthropomorphized legume).
Walt Richardson shuttered the bugs and I scribbled the notes that are gradually transforming into today’s bulletin. Note that Walt’s photos are guaranteed to be more accurate than any of the nonsense I report today.
GUESTS
Angela Connelly introduced Angie Dahlen of Battlefield Addiction.
VISITING ROTARIANS
Angela also introduced Roma from Enumclaw Rotary and Stephen from a club that shall remain unnamed (mostly because I didn’t hear the club’s name and additional research doubles my Scribe fee). President Carl also introduced Jim Merritt first as a visiting Rotarian before he spilled the beans: Jim is officially defecting to Lakewood Rotary from Tacoma Rotary 8. They may be the 8th club in the world, but we get pot roast on the last Friday of the month, so I believe Jim made the right choice.
The projector was running hot as we had a large Zoom contingent joining today’s meeting: Bill Potter, Barb Spriggs, Liz Heath, Shiru Osundwa, Gayle Selden, Scott Buser and Ralph Johnson who recently celebrated 97 years of good, clean living (Scribe’s note: Truth be told, I did not verify how “good” or “clean” Ralph’s 97 years on our fine planet have been, but we’re grateful he chose to spend the afternoon with us all the same).
We were graced by the presence of PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and the aforementioned Zooming Bill Potter (and a reminder that he was only “zooming” in the on-screen sense—I can confirm that he appeared to be mostly stationary throughout our meeting).
SUNSHINE REPORT
Wendy McGowan let us know that after a couple of cancellations, Jan Gee had her long-awaited back surgery earlier this week. She is hoping to be released from the hospital shortly but is battling the pain and discomfort one might expect from back surgery. All Rotarians are asked to send positive energy Jan’s way—we’re all thinking of you Jan!
January 24th is also National Compliment Day. I’m trying this one out on my spouse this evening: “If it was legal to marry food, I would still choose you over pizza.” I expect her to swoon. Or perhaps inform me that I’m making dinner tonight.
PAUL HARRIS AWARDS
Andy Phillips collected the armful of hardware, pins, medals and statues sculpted in his honor in a local park that are customary with one’s first Paul Harris—congrats Andy!
THE PUFFIN-ATION of Tiffany Holmon
Though Tiffany was sponsored by Kamarie Wilson, Mary Horn stepped in for the swearing in ceremony. President Carl read the royal edict, and before we knew it, Tiffany was the proud owner of a shiny red Rotarian badge. In addition, an ecstatic Joseph Walsh handed Tiffany the puffin (that for my money looks an awful lot like an overfed and slightly constipated crow) that has been in his possession for nearly a decade.
Tiffany thanked everyone in the club who have made her feel so welcome from her very first meeting. She has a long history in the field of customer service and reported that she is wired to always give her absolute all and “never half-ass” (I quote her for accuracy even though such an inclusion is sure to bump the rating of today’s bulletin to PG-13). Tiffany is a UW grad, the mother of three boys and lives in Lacey, Washington. All present welcomed her enthusiastically to Lakewood Rotary.
WORD OF THANKS FROM LAKEWOOD BASEBALL CLUB
Jonathan Garcia, the commissioner of LBC came to express his gratitude for our club’s support. He reported that in 2021, there were only 108 kids signed up to play baseball at LBC, but that number hit 262 in 2024. The club has a goal of 300 kids this year and Jonathan thanked Lakewood Rotary for the opportunity our funds have provided for local kids including the 28 players who lacked the resources to sign up, but was sponsored to play thanks to our donation. Jonathan sees the results the club produces when he coached at Lakes HS, and it is not unusual to have half of the kids say they played at LBC.
TURN ON YOUR HEART LIGHT ON FEB 15
John Lowney reminded those present that there are just a couple of rooms left at Clearwater Casino on February 15 for those inclined to croon along to Sweet Caroline and other classics performed by a Neil Diamond tribute band. So if your Valentine won’t Bring you Flowers, Thank the Lord for the Nighttime and since every Girl will be a Woman Soon don’t delay and get that room ASAP!
DISTRICT CONFERENCE IN TACOMA May 30-31
John also let us know that our club has funds for anyone who might be interested in attending the Rotary District Conference that will take place in Tacoma on May 30 and 31. For those who have never been to a district conference, this is your chance to give it a whirl while it’s here in our backyard.
GETTING CRABBY
Sally reminded us that Feb 22 is the Lions Crab Feed. Attendees are encouraged to dress in the spirit of the “Under The Sea” theme. Rumor has it funds are being collected for a red wig and shell bra to complete President Carl’s Little Mermaid costume. Apparently he already has an iridescent tail fin that will be perfect for the occasion.
THIS IS
Linda Disney reminded us that the next Rotary on Tap will take place at the Lakewood Elks on Feb 13
A FINE DAY FOR FINES
Greg Horn reported that he recently asked Mary if there was anything he doesn’t like about him. He swears that she only came up with two things (a few of us put our heads together and came up with a MUCH longer list. Mary—let’s talk). According to Greg Mary complained that
- Greg doesn’t listen, and
- He actually couldn’t remember the second thing, but
- He was proud to report that former President Mary is the new President of the Board for the Lakewood Playhouse. Greg threw some money in the pot to celebrate
Mark Silva grabbed the mic to cough up fifty proud dollars as he recently learned that his daughter is expecting a child in April. Congratulations Grandpa Mark!
SPEAKER: Andrea Suarez, Executive Director of We Heart Seattle
Angela Connelly introduced Andrea. Angela decided to wear her boots to today’s meeting as a homage to Andrea’s willingness to do the hard work she does in Seattle where she truly is boots on the ground making a difference. The two of them met for the first time via Zoom as Andrea was in the midst of taking someone to rehab.
Andrea is a Rotarian who joined a club after they funded her efforts to clean up Seattle (and she quickly pressured Jonathan Garcia to sign up as a Rotarian declaring that if Rotary is funding your work, you really should join).
The highlights:
-Andrea and her fellow We Heart Seattle-ites started by picking up needles (more than 50,000 collected) in Seattle and cleaning up green spaces.
-University Sunrise Rotary funded her work, so she joined their club where she is now a Paul Harris Fellow
-In addition to picking up trash, she makes an effort to talk to homeless people to figure out what they need. If it is a ride to rehab, she gives them a ride to rehab
-They have picked up more the 2 million pounds of trash including finding a dozen or so bodies
-They have helped 250 people get off the street and she gave a shout out to Battlefield Addiction for their great partnership
-Her organizations has logged more than 20,000 volunteer hours much of it done by her Rotary club
-They are looking to expand their efforts beyond Seattle. South Sound clean up party anyone?
Dr. Peter Marsh had his number called, but alas he drew a white chip for $5. The pot is safe for another week.
Linda Disney relayed that only a measly, $172 was collected for the foundation day and asked that I shame you all appropriately. Consider it done:

January 24th is also National Beer Can Appreciation Day. If I’m being honest, I probably appreciate the beer in the can more than the can itself but since National Beer Day isn’t celebrated until April 7th, I think I’ll celebrate anyway. Cheers!
District Governor bill McGregor: Just Show Up
District Governor Bill McGregor: Just Show Up
Donn Irwin
Following on the heels of last week’s rather “pucky” Key and in keeping with the sports activity of our current President, Carl Bronkema (PCB), this writer will chat about golf. Oh, and will mention a few things about what the Governor had to say as well.
Tim, an employee of Carl’s, knew his boss was out of the office for the day. Tim had the brilliant idea to transfer all of his office telephone calls to his personal cell phone and took it with him to play golf. Carl called Tim on the sixth hole and asked, how is everything going today? Trying to keep his composure and muffle the ambient outside noise, Tim responded, Everything’s great. All under control, boss. That’s great, his boss replied. Could you do me a favor? Sure, Tim said. What do you need? Could you move a little faster? I'm in the foursome behind you.
Speaking of bad boys, the notorious Rob Erb gang was lauded by PCB for their collective efforts in setting up our meeting and specifically for having both national anthems up on the screen so we could sing along by following the bouncing ball. Besides Mr. Erb, the gang included Tom George, James Osundwa, Terry Roarke and Rick Selden.
1-17-1773 – Captain James Cook is the first to cross the Arctic Circle
The guy capturing the images was Walt Richardson and your scribe for the day, Donn Irwin.
Congratulations to all of you once again as the Paul Harris table took in $890.00 for the day!!
PCB called on the Puffins to stand and be recognized, I believe three Puffins stood.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie introduced Syl Wies of the American Red Cross and Chad Smith.
Greg Rediske introduced Tiffany Holman (Tiffany should be a new member next Friday)
Our speaker’s wife, Barbara McGregor joined us as well. It appears our only visiting Rotarian was Bill McGregor himself.
1-17-1821 – Mexico permits James Austin and 300 families to settle in Texas.
PCB was lamenting that his golf game is so bad, he had to get his ball retriever regripped.
Zoomers: Barb Spriggs, Carole Wier, Charles Heberle, Tori Murphy and Dave Swindale with Joe Walsh coming on late.
Steve Enquist presented three folks with Paul Harris awards: DGE Tony Camoroda, AG Bill Potter and Terry Roarke.
PCB asked his golf instructor: You think my golf game is improving?
His instructor said: Yes. You miss a lot closer now.
1-17-1871 - 1st cable car patented, by Andrew Smith Hallidie in the US begins service in 1873.
There were a few announcements. Don Daniels reminded everyone to get busy selling those Wine a Lot raffle tickets and again asked for two more volunteers to help him – especially in March. Scott Casebolt thanked the Puffin crew for their work on the Presidential Roast and let the club know that the Puffins have selected Shop with a Cop as the place that the $3,055.00 dollars they raised will go. The money has to go through the Lakewood Police Officers charity so he asked for a motion for that to happen. A motion was made, seconded and we voted to approve the expenditure.
Now that PCB is older, he was heard to exclaim: “I’ve been playing golf for 50 years and I swear that the holes are moving.”
1-17-1893 - Queen Liliuokalani is deposed by an American coup, Kingdom of Hawaii becomes a republic
Connie Coleman-Lacadie announced the number of responses from the survey the club members were asked to participate in. We had a 47% response. She will be passing along the results of the survey to the Board. It appears we have gotten a few speakers from the survey as well. Connie also brought a motion for the group to authorize a down payment on the McGavick Center for our upcoming event. The motion was granted and approved. Bill Potter got us to pass and approve a motion and payment to the Lakewood Baseball Club for $2,500.00
1-17-1920 – 1st day of Prohibition in the US and
1-17-1929- Popeye makes debut in a comic strip.
On the eve of a Presidential Inauguration for the US, where future and former Presidents will gather, Lakewood Rotarians today were treated to our own brand of governing royalty. PDG Horn, current DG McGregor, incoming DG Camoroda and AG Potter were all in attendance.
AG Potter was called upon to introduce our speaker – DG Bill McGregor. Here is what Mr. Potter had to say:
Born in Vancouver, B.C., his family moved to Tacoma, WA when he was 4 years old. DG Bill has been a Rotarian since 2007. He has served as President of the Lacey Rotary Club, and was the Assistant Governor in Area 130, which includes Lacey, Gateway, Hawks Prairie, and Yelm clubs. Bill and his wife, Barbara, are Paul Harris Society members and Major Donors. In addition to his contribution through Rotary, DG Bill has served on many non-profit boards. He currently serves on the South Sound Maritime Heritage Association board. DG Bill has a degree in Transportation Logistics, is certified as a Public Port Manager, was involved with Ports in Washington State for over 42 years, and worked at the executive level with the Ports of Tacoma, Olympia and Grays Harbor.
In 2000, he moved back to Lacey and went to work for Saint Martin’s University as the Director of Facilities Management. In 2006, he was appointed to the Port of Olympia Commission and held that position until he retired in December 2021.
DG Bill and his wife Barbara have been foster parents for over 40 years. They have opened their home to children for a night, for weeks, for months, and in several instances, for multiple years. They have five children, 14 grandchildren and five great-grandchildren. (Lots of potential for future Rotarians!)
District Governor McGregor mentioned that this wasn’t the first time he had attended one of our meetings. He shared that he came to a meeting where Rod Koon spoke to us about the Port of Tacoma (and his book on the subject). Mr. McGregor just wanted to be sure that Rod was accurate in his recounting of the Port’s history. Evidently, he was.
Our speaker thanked PDG Greg Horn and wife Mary for their hard work and contributions in getting “dacdb” up and running (and keeping it that way). He then called upon incoming DG Camoroda to come forward and thanked him for his support and involvement in all things Rotary.
DG McGregor spoke to us about the “Magic of Rotary”. This “Magic” highlights the impact of Rotary in our communities and around the world. Unlike a card trick, Rotary’s “Magic” isn’t illusional, it is real. Rotary is made up of people of action. We provide humanitarian aid in times of crisis. Our ability to cross borders and work with others is our magic – think Polio Plus and clean water. Bill touted “Just Show Up”, a book by Hall of Fame baseballer Cal Ripken Jr. Cal holds the major league baseball record for consecutive games played (2,632). Like Cal Ripken, DG McGregor believes that by showing up Rotarians demonstrate to others that we are committed.
The Governor encouraged us all to volunteer within our club and he touted the upcoming District Conference. He also told us of a newly chartered club in Lacey that was started by a woman in the health care field that couldn’t make regular meeting nor attend via Zoom. The Governor didn’t state how the charter was structured but was very excited about the club and the fact that it was chartered with 54 members! Evidently the new club will have members attending the District Conference.
The Governor showed a video about the upcoming Conference and encouraged us to attend. This year’s Conference will be held at the Marriott in Tacoma. The dates are May 29-31.
With that he ended his remarks. PCB called the meeting to an end and the raffle drawing ensued. Bob Martin won the right to pull out a chip. A red one would have awarded him $536. Alas, he drew a white chip worth $5.00.
1-17-1934 – NY Giants award MVP pitcher Carl Hubbell with a huge $18,000 contract.
Birthdays and Anniversaries were handled by Chris Kimball. Chris called on those birthday guys and gals to come forward and try to name a tune from scrabbled words to a song. Joe Quinn, Steve Enquist, Bill Potter, Greg Horn, and Brianna Cooper were the only ones out of 16 that came to the meeting. Their attempts to unscramble the words and get the song title was entertaining. I believe Bill Potter was the only successful participant. The other birthday folks are listed below along with club and wedding anniversaries.
1-17-1966 - NBC picks up 'The Monkees' TV show
Birthday folks not mentioned above:
Troy Wilcox, Jim Bisceglia, Clayton DeNault, Gary Fulton, Ralph Johnson, Steve Mazoff, Donna Phillips, Jessica James, Linda McDermott, Brandy Paxton, Patrick Smith, Bill Wiggins
The above birthday folks share their day with some famous (and infamous) people – Founding Father Benjamine Franklin, gangster Al Capone, actress Betty White, singer Eartha Kitt, actor James Earl Jones, boxing great Muhammad Ali, attorney Robert F Kennedy Jr., former First Lady Michelle Obama and NBA basketballer Dwayne Wade.
Club Anniversaries – years in Rotary in parenthesis: Philip Lindholm (1), Joel Vranna (2), Linda McDermott (3), Dwight Williams (3), Jessica James (4), Carl Bronkema (4), Angela Connelly (6), Barlow Buescher (9), Jason Whalen (19), John Caulfield (24), Dave Betz (26), James Guerrero (29), Leon Titus III (33), Rob Erb (35), Dave Reames (43), Jim Bisceglia (51).
Wedding Anniversaries: Jim & Penny Rooks – 38 years. Phil & Judy Eng – 40 years.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, January 24th - Rotary Club Meeting, Andrea Suarez - Executive Director of We Heart Seattle - Trash Clean-ups and Homelessness Support
Friday, January 31st - Rotary Club Meeting - Little Free Pantry day - Matthew Metsker - CEO at St. Claire Hospital
February 8th, 2025, 9:00 a.m. – 12:00 District Council Meeting - Zoom
February 21-23, 2025 – President-Elect Learning at SeaTac DoubleTree Hilton
March 2025 – Rotary Winter Get-Away, possibly Oregon coast
Friday, April 12th – Lakewood Rotary Wine & Beer Festival Fundraiser at McGavick Center
May 29, 2025, 1:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. - District Council Meeting - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
May 30 – 31, 2025 - Rotary District Conference - Marriott Downtown Tacoma
June 21-25, 2025 - Rotary International Convention - Calgary, Canada
June 27, 2025 - Installation Banquet for our new president, Tom George, and board at the Country Club
June 30th, 2025 - End of Rotary year: Annual Dues due
July 1st, 2025 - new board takes office, beginning of Rotary year
Rotary, Hockey, and other Shenanigans
Before Carl Bronkema became President of Lakewood Rotary, I knew the following things about hockey: Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Hull, Gordie Howe, The Miracle on Ice, and Rodney Dangerfield’s quote: “I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.” Oh, and I knew we had an NHL team in Seattle, the Kraken. That’s not much, given that President Carl is such a fanatic about the sport. I decided I should do some serious investigation into this apparently violent competitive activity. Included in the recap of our meeting from January 10 at the Pavilion will be some knowledge that I acquired through exhaustive research. You’re welcome.
Along about 12:30, give or take, His Hockey-ness started the away game/meeting at our Ft. Steilacoom Pavilion with the invocation of President-elect Tom George. Tom’s thoughts included the plight of the people near the Palisades fire in LA. Treasurer John Lowney has set up a payment portal on our website www.lakewoodrotary.com to donate to a Rotary fund to help those folks. $20 - $1,000.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital. Hall of Fame defenseman Brad Park
Sunshine: Carl didn’t get a nose job (this time) but an old hockey injury has laid him low, or lower: a hurt foot in a walking boot. Barlow Buescher further reported that former member Cheri Loiland’s husband K C passed away. And Charles Heberle’s wife Amythyst also passed away. Our condolences to all.
New Member: Carl inducted our newest member, sponsored by Bob Zawilski: Shelia (Lia) Knight. Lia is mostly retired from a career in media, including 30 years in syndicated network radio. Now she’s ready to travel and make a difference in her community. She came to the right place! Welcome aboard, Lia.
My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! Norm MacDonald
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe
Announcements:
--Don Daniels needs at least two people to help, starting next week, with the business of handing out and tracking this year’s raffle tickets (drawing for $5k on April 12).
--John Lowney has organized an outing on Valentine’s Day weekend called Guns and Roses. Not the rock group, but “guns” for the tour of a destroyer in Bellingham, and “roses” for Valentine’s Day. February 15 will start with a tour of the Puget Sound Navy Museum in Bremerton, followed by lunch at Anthonys, and then travel to the Clearwater Casino in Poulsbo. If you wish, for $15 you can buy tickets to the Neil Diamond Tribute Show on Saturday night. On Sunday, join along for a tour of the Naval Undersea Museum in Keyport. (Former Lakewood Rotarian Admiral Jim Russell is honored there.) Call 866-609-8700, use booking code #25100 to secure your room at the Casino. For more information, call John (253-318-4897).
Hank Kerns passed out “Save the Date” cards for the Wine and Beer Festival on April 12: “Sip, Savor, Celebrate”. Early bird pricing ends March 20: sign up now at www.lakewoodrotary.com
Tickets are $125 each, with the food from All Catering including: Carved beef, Yukon potatoes, baby green salad, asparagus, vegetable medley, Wild caught Sockeye salmon, vegetarian lasagna, rice pilaf and bread (two buffet lines). Mmmmmm….It was moved, seconded, carried to approve the $8,000 downpayment check for the catering.
Fines: or whatever members’ generosity/guilt payments are called these days.
--Tony Camoroda did his version of Rat on a Rotarian (ROAR), insinuating that Steve Enquist was endangering the life of Anne by leaving her in the car while he shopped at Costco - without even cracking the window!! Anne ratted even more: Steve turned 77 on the 7th, which she said was worth $100.
Joe Quinn turns 79 soon, and paid $79, while Steve Mazoff moved on to the decade after that, along with a trip to Florida, for $100. Not to be outdone, Mary Horn ratted on the man she sleeps with (causing a number of Rotarians to gasp for a second….”me”?!?) She meant to say PDG Horn, who turns 80 this month. We assume $80 was offered up, now or later.
Scott Buser retired last week, with something special coming our way in the future to commemorate the great news.
Chuck Hellar announced the memorial service at St. Luke's Episcopal Church, N 36th and Gove, Tacoma, WA at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday, February 1 for Jack Waechter.
Jack Waechter
Mark Blanchard told a long story about a teleporter that resulted in a cat returning from his journey as half cat/half building, with the cat possessing 6 tails. A sculpture depicts the event and has an infinity room inside. A must-see near the glass museum in Tollefson Plaza. Mark and his son Tom are builders of the sculpture, overseen by Steve Laberge. It comes down Sunday night, after being there the last month.
Why is a puck called a puck? Because “dirty little bastard” was taken. Martin Brodeur
I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight. GM Brian Burke
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. Former Maple Leaf Jim McKenny
Program:
Rose Stevens introduced former Marine Brandon Simmons. Brandon has had careers in painting and construction, and now converts buses for housing/travel. He noted that the homeless in our midst all have individual stories to tell, but most have issues getting showers, doing laundry, getting haircuts, and the like. So he started the Skoolie Foundation to provide these things. At first the project was entirely funded by Brandon. He remade buses to provide individual shower access; he got volunteer barbers to give haircuts; he got volunteer nurses and dentists for health screenings; he provided hygiene kits and lunches and even pet care. His Empowerment Bus costs about $80K and is solar powered with 300 gallons of water storage and propane to heat the water. He has facilitated the start-up of new businesses, dependent on the business commitment to provide some of these services. Tacoma South Rotary and Harkness used this organization for their last fundraiser and paddle wave ($47K). He continues to need help with supply donations, grants and fundraisers from businesses. Partnerships include LASA, Tacoma Rescue Mission, St. Vincent de Paul, and Nourish, among others. He is also working with many local school districts, including Clover Park. Last year they provided 600 free haircuts. This year, the goal is 18,000. Next week on their Facebook page, they will be sharing live video of the Friday to Monday renovation of a bus. Fascinating stuff!
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I am a millionaire. Hockey Hall of Famer, Bobby Hull.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. Steve Rushin
The Drawing: Mary Horn won! $5.00.
And finally……
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Bob Plager
A Christmas Carl – What a Little Dickens!
London Rotary - December 19, 1843
A Christmas Carl – What a Little Dickens!
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Bob Cratchit, PP Ron Irwin, and a ghost of Christmas past - PP Paul Reeder, were in a PUB enjoying a Smoking Bowl. They discussed how they could raise rents on little old ladies residing in their tenements. Jacob Marley came in and “tut tutted” them with an admonition to be more generous and kind-hearted, especially at Christmas. “Why should we? Old man Ebenezer Scrooge ain’t generous!” Exclaimed the AI generated Cratchit, Scrooge’s CPA!
Burping the smoky haze of spicy port wine, Cratchit excused himself, explaining he needed to take care of his kid, Tim. He also had to get back to the office as Scrooge expected him to work on Christmas day, without extra pay.
The AI Dickensian Scene morphed into Friday’s Lakewood Rotary Roast of President Carl. Or did it? What did we really witness? A Plenty of Puffins Portrayed Players Performing Parts of a Christmas Pageant: Past, Present and Portentous.
Jacob Marley, Ebenezer’s Partner, represents an AI moral guide. I think PP Mark Blanchard was an AI Marley. If not, he is the sort with a boundless propriety that Ebenezer needed. But is President Carl really Scroogesque? Number 4 Hockey, golf, tennis, lacrosse, cricket, track, baseball, internet dating, basketball, fencing – doesn’t sound Scroogey to me. There was a “Donna” – running late. A “Becky” golf partner – Bah Humbug! South of the border internet dating.
Ow!
Now here is a tribute to my note-taking ability: “GPA inspector threatening shutdown.” Perfectly understandable, right? There’s more: a basketball championship involving cross-body checking, high-sticking, nose-bleeds, Canada being a Province of Sweden, some guy named Gretsky, Kraken Swag, and Tiny Tim – not Herbert Khoury. (That Tiny Tim died at age 64 and was buried with his ukulele and one tulip.) Nevertheless, “God Bless Us, Every one.”
Hmmm
Santa’s Helpers and Such
Tom & Jerry Experts: Rick & Gayle Selden, Joe Quinn
Credit Card Processors/Script Sales: John Lowney, Don Daniels, Becky Wiggins
Foundation: Dick Ferrell
$2 Raffle/Sgt at Arms: Debbie McVicker
Tech Team: Rob & his minions; Tom George, James Osundwa, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Troy Wilcox
Bulletin: Ole
Photographer: Walt Richardson
Flag Salute: Scott Casebolt
Invocation: Mark Silva via Zoom
Special Guests: Alfonso & Alberto Bronkema (sons), Victoria Bronkema
2024 Puffins and their ………………………………. Sponsors
Casebolt, Scott A. (SCOTT) Jim Sharp
Cooper, Brianna (BRIE) Angela Connelly
Githaiga-Osundwa, Margaret Wanjiru (SHIRU) James Osundwa
Lindholm, Philip (PHILIP) Mary Horn
Murphy, Tori N (TORI) Veronica Bronkema
Ripley, Linda L (LINDA) Mary Marlin
Silva, Mark (MARK) Zoom from Hawaii Clint Johnson
Smith, Patrick D (PATRICK) Christopher Kimball
Stone, Phyllis (PHYLLIS ) Eric Warn
Walsh, Joseph Coleman (JOSEPH) Jan Gee and Anne Enquist
Wiggins, Rebecca (BECKY) Angela Connelly
Wiggins, William S (BILL) Becky Wiggins
Wilson, Kamarie (KAMARIE) Gayle Selden
Other tidbits:
Phyllis Stone: Acting President
Philip Lindholm: Fine Master
Chief Patrick Smith: Escort for Carl
Tori Murphy: Narrator
Addenda from the Agenda
Guests included wives, daughters, one mom, one son, one sister.
Jim Merritt was a visiting Rotarian from Tacoma 8. Back amongst us was Anne Enquist mostly recovered from her surgery. President Carl started $1,000 in the red. He holed out some slap shot putts to ease that pain. A new member posting name is: Shelia (Lia) Knight. Mark, Mary, David, Connie and Barlow. I will see you those five and raise you a Gary Fulton, Leon Titus, Wendy McGowan, Lowell Johnson and Donnnn Irwin. If there is any reason to wonder why I name those five, I challenge you to get to know each of them – they are truly remarkable people. Your life will be richer for knowing them.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
The Case of the Missing Puffins
The Case of the Missing Puffins
Gayle Selden
The December 13th meeting of the Rotary Club of Lakewood was in one of our alternative locations, the grill room down in the basement of the Tacoma Country and Golf Club. As I descended the stairs I was greeted by Chuck Hellar as the solo person working a desk. I was rather late to the meeting so I missed our Paul Harris desk person and anyone else who may have been there.
In 1977, President Elect Mel Neighbors created the name for the newest members of our Lakewood Rotary group. New members for one year are referred to as Puffins and in more recent years those new members have carried a stuffed Puffin to meetings until the next new person is inducted into the club. In the year of President Mary Horn there were so many members being inducted the stuffed puffin was flying around barely spending any time with new inductees. Seeing that as a problem I donated a stuffed Puffin that was from the collection of Ted Weir. This second puffin was smaller than the original, a little sun faded and had a clear plastic collar. And now it seems both of those puffins are missing in action.
President Carl Bronkema called the meeting to order and welcomed all of us. He introduced Philip Lindholm for the invocation and Jim Merritt, visiting Rotarian from Tacoma 8, to lead the pledge of Allegiance. Carl then thanked Connie Coleman-Lacadie for working the Paul Harris desk and Chuck Hellar for being the Sargent at Arms. Tom George, James Osundwa and Rob Erb seemed to handle the set up quite well. Phil Eng was “phileng” in as a photographer. Myself, Gayle Selden, took up the duties as a scribe/investigative reporter.
Kris Kaufman introduced a guest but said their name before he was close enough to the microphone. Welcome whomever you were! Kamarie Wilson introduced neighbor Craig Guppy who attended our last Rotary on Tap at Mis Tres Amigos after seeing it on Facebook. Assistant Chief Ryan McGrady joined Chief Jim Sharp. Visiting Rotarians included aforementioned Jim Merritt and Marshall Meyer from Clover Park Rotary and our speaker of the day.
President Bronkema spent a lot of time on Zoomers today greeting many on the screen. He gave extra ribbing to John Caufield whose Boston Bruins has lost to the Kraken the evening before. John gave $100 for the mention of Boston.
Wendy McGowen had a full sunshine report mentioning Marie Neiditz’ lovely service, Jan Gee who is recovering from surgery, Wynn Hoffman who is recovering from surgery, Sharon Rediske who is recovering from surgery and Liz Heath who is recovering from surgery. Donna Phillips broke her wrist but no surgery was reported. Also mentioned was Bill Price who is fully blind and suffering with Lewy Body dementia. Pat Price did mention they are expecting their first great grandchild.
Greg Rediske led us in Birthday and Anniversary Celebrations. Best line was a zinger to John Korsmo celebrating 34 years of being a Rotarian and coming back to a meeting after 34 weeks away. Birthdays in attendance included Chuck Hellar, Phillip Lindholm, Jim Sharp, Becky Wiggins and Dwight Williams. Greg asked some questions that were part of the Christmas Dinner program. We learned more about Frosty, Gene Autry and Chestnuts. We also learned the reindeer in Jingle Bells is not named Bob.
Tori Murphy was given her blue badge for completing all the requirements for full membership. Including attending a board meeting. Which is wonderful as she is slated to be one of our newest board members.
President Carl then called up Greg Rediske, John Lowney, Tori Murphy, Don Anderson, Dwight Williams and Barlow Buescher. He asked us to vote to approve them. He asked for a motion and then a second. A confused bulletin writer asked for a point of clarification as to the understanding that there is a two week wait from board announcement to vote.
The Mandela effect is a phenomenon in which people collectively misremember facts, events, or other details in a consistent manner. And apparently the announcement of a new board slate and a two week wait that many of us thought existed is one of those Mandela effects. According to our by-laws in Article III Section II it is written “Not less than two months prior to the date of the election, the president shall appoint one nominating committee co-chaired by the two immediate past presidents who shall name additional members as they see fit. At a regular meeting not less than one month prior to the election, the presiding officer shall ask for nominations by members of the club for president-elect, secretary, treasurer and three members of the Board of Directors. The nominations made shall be placed on a ballot, in alphabetical order, under each office, and shall be voted by voice vote, or if necessary, by written ballot. The nominating committee will provide a slate of nominees to the Board and Officers prior to a formal club announcement and vote.” So, the word prior has turned into two weeks in many Lakewood Rotarian heads.
We had clarification that Barlow Buescher will be President Elect, Greg Rediske will be Secretary, John Lowney will be Treasurer and Tori Murphy, Mark Silva and Don Anderson will be directors. The was moved and voted in the affirmative! Thank you so much to these members for serving on the Board. Also thank you to Tom George, Carl Bronkema, Connie Coleman-Lacadie, Dwight Williams and James Osundwa for continuing their service.
President Carl and Mark Herr will be starting their Saturday morning at the Wreathes Across America event. Other members will be spending their Saturday delivering bikes to kids in the community. Bill thanked Greg Rediske and Leeanna Albretch for their work getting us ready for the delivery. Gayle Selden reminded members about the break bag delivery on Monday morning at the Clover Park Axillary Center at 9219 Lakewood Drive. 1000 bags delivered in 120 minutes. Lots of volunteer activities in this week before.
Bill Potter also thanked those who participated in the Lakewood Holiday Parade and helped us advertise the Dolly Parton Imagination Library.
President Carl then called John Korsmo out to fine him. Carl had no reason so John stood there. Until Carl suggested $5 per missed meeting. In an unlikely move, John offered his own information. He is proud to have both kids working in the company. Son Beau is engaged. And John did admit he might’ve missed a President or two so he donated $100 for Carl and $100 for Mary Horn.
Charles Herberle was in the room and donated $100 in honor of the upcoming Puffin Roast. Wendy McGowen paid $100 in honor of her daughter’s genetic research on Orange Cats and the arhgag36 gene.
Steve Saafield gave all a lesson in text news verses call news in explaining it would be the first Christmas without his oldest. Barb Spriggs announced she sold her BMWZ3, which she won at a casino, and replaced it with a Mustang Mach E.
Bulletins are a great source of information for the club. Back editions of “The Key” are available on Lakewoodrotary.com. It was there where I found a break in the case of the lost Puffins. The last mention of the puffin was in Greg Rediske’s April 15th edition. It was on this day that we inducted three new members. And on this day Linda Ripley, Mark Silva, Scott Casebolt, Philip Lindholm, Tori Murphy and Kamarie Wilson all were in possession of the puffins. Critical reading let me know that Tori Murphy and Scott Casebolt seemed to end up with a puffin a piece. However, there was a record that Kamarie Wilson lamented handing over the puffin so soon. The last know whereabouts of two puffins together at the meeting was April 15th.
I contacted Kamarie to see what she remembered from the incident and whom she remembered handing the puffin off to. . .after that meeting Kamarie had the original puffin—not the Ted Wier one-and took it to the Wine Fest. There, she handed off to Brie Cooper who had just become our newest member. So, it was a secret handoff that was not witnessed by the membership. Did Brie still have Puffin #1?
John Korsmo introduced our speaker Marshall Meyer, General Manager of the Lakewood Water District. John is one of three elected Commissioners of Lakewood Water. The other two are Greg Rediske and Gary Barton. John explained the job of the commissioners and the water district. I misheard John say they worked on keeping Peatmoss out of the water supply. I later learned we are not making Scotch with Lakewood water as he actually said Pfas.
Marshall has been the general manager for the last year and prior to that he was the engineer. Marshall has been with Lakewood Water District for a long tenure. The Lakewood Water District was started in 1943. It currently services 62,000 retail customers and 5 wholesale customers. The Lakewood Water District monitors is responsible for hydrants, a lot of piping, providing 14K in water per day to its customers (double in the summer), testing and monitoring wells and water quality tests.
Marshall explained the hydrogeology of the area and the water resource area. He showed diagrams of the geology and our wells and what depth the water is pulled from. We got to see the cable tool drilling that is used now as well as in the 1940s. 141 Acre foot of precipitation provide the water for the 18 square mile Lakewood watershed. Right now, some of our shallower wells are offline due to Pfas (not peatmoss).
The precipitation and water levels of American Lake and Gravelly Lake are studied to help diagnose the amount of water available in the watershed. They are noticing a long, slow decline in the level of water in both lakes and amount of precipitation. This is a trend they are watching closely.
Pfas that have been mentioned re”peat”edly are found in scotch guard, Teflon, makeup and the firefighting foam used at JBLM (most notably at McChord). Our shallow wells have some Pfas present and are not used for water. Deeper wells have not had pfas detected. There is a carbon filter system that can be used to remove Pfas (think big Brita system). Those systems cost 100K so will be added when needed. My table mate, Chief Jim Sharp, said its been over 30 years since firefighting foam with Pfas has been used by West Pierce.
The big project that Lakewood Water district is working on is having Western State Hospital as a customer. Western State has been providing his own water from two wells on the property. Those wells could become part of the Lakewood Water system but they need significant upgrades. They will help provide water rights for 10 more years of growth of use for the watershed.
Lots of questions from the floor. Most interesting was that Lakewood Water put out for a vote whether to add Fluoride to the water. The votes were split 50/50 so it was decided to not add Fluoride. Our school district and the health departments work in this area seem to help long the proven help to tooth care for our youth.
Hopefully, I didn’t water down any of this information.
Don Anderson won $5 in the raffle. So, the pot grows but not the peatmoss.
As the meeting was called to an end I was having a brief conversation regarding finance council information with John Lowney. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a plastic collar on a small faded puffin in the hands of Tori Murphy! One half of the mystery is solved. The second puffin who last was seen with Brie Cooper is still in the wild. A quick email to Brie and I learned she had handed it off. The person who has it might be the most seasoned investigator in all of Lakewood Rotary. The last known holder of Puffin #1 is Chief Patrick Smith! Hopefully, Chief Smith will illuminate us as to where that puffin now resides. It is possible that the imposter puffin is a deep cover Lakewood Police Detective. More to be discovered next week at the Puffin Roast.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, December 20th at Noon - Annual Roast - hosted by The Puffins
Friday, December 27th - No Rotary Meeting
Friday, January 3rd – No Rotary Meeting
Friday, January 10th -noon Rotary Club Meeting at the Pavilion at Fort Steilacoom Park
Puffins and Rafts and Circuses, Oh My! (Or When By-Laws Attack)
Ring my Be-eee-eell! Ring my Bell!
Prior to President Carl ringing in our first meeting of December, those who weren’t overly distracted by their chicken and mushroom soup were treated to the dulcet tones of none other than Joe “The Iron Fog” Quinn as he serenaded us all briefly with a few lines of “Silver Bells.” Turns out Mr. Quinn knows his way around the weight room AND a microphone. But we saw now evidence of how strong his “air guitar” game is so maybe we can get him singing “Born to be Wild” next week.
President Carl rang the bell at 12:30 sharp and the December 6 meeting was off and running. Clint Johnson did the invocation reminding us of the approaching holiday season and to keep our hearts open to those “lost or hurting.”
Jim Bisceglia led the flag salute. We saluted the flag.
No less than five puffins rose to be recognized and it turned out they were all seated at the same table! Surely that is some kind of finable Rotary offense, but no one took note beyond this writer who was too busy scribbling notes to cry foul (fowl?). Then again, it is said that puffins are very social birds that often nest in large colonies (sometimes called a “circus”) so perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised to see them huddled together. Had these five been airborne, we could have appropriately referred to them as a “whirl” and if they were at sea (or perhaps tossed into the lake—that could be fun…) they’d be a “raft of puffins.” Maybe next week?
Making the meeting happen
Today’s meeting was brought to you by the letter “J” as in James Osundwa who is always there to iron out technical difficulties. But James was, of course, joined by some of the usual suspects, including Tom George, Dick Ferrell, Barlow Buescher, Rob Erb and Rick Selden.
“Here’s a story of a lovely lady…”
For whatever reason, we had more Zoomers on screen than a Brady Bunch family reunion: Ralph Johnson, Shiru Osundwa, Scott Buser, Patrick Smith, Steve and (“mostly upright”) Anne Enquist, Charles Heberle and Dave Swindale. Dave “Zoomed in” from Honolulu. When he reported that it was about to rain in paradise, the lack of sympathy from his “colder than a raft of puffins” fellow Rotarians shivering in Lakewood was evident.
Ready for Your Close-up?
All Glamour Shots in today’s Bulletin are courtesy of Phil Eng.
When Rotarians Visit
Angela Connelly introduced and welcomed Michael McGavock of Tacoma Sunrise Rotary and Gig Harbor Rotarians David “didn’t smell like” Bacon and Meg “seemed to be wide awake in Seattle” Ryan. Meg shared that Saturday, April 1st (no foolin’) the Gig Harbor club will hold their auction fundraiser. We’re all invited, but no word if Tom Hanks will make the trek south from his houseboat in Seattle (a reference which only makes sense if you’ve seen the movie).
It’s Always Sunny in Lakewood
For a gloomy day overlooking the lake, we heard a lengthy sunshine report: Memorial for Marie Neiditz will be at Little Church on the Prairie, Saturday, Dec 7, 2 p.m. Sharon Rediske is home recovering from a five-hour back surgery. Rob Erb let us know that Wynn Hoffman had a hospital visit but is recovering. Bill Potter let us know Liz Heath is recovering at the Lutheran Home after a long surgery recovery that included another hospital visit recently.
The Spirit of Paul Harris
Tom George presented Paula Olson with a pin, a certificate, a medallion and perhaps an Oscar, an Emmy and a Tony for her Paul Harris. I don’t believe we were told which number PH this was for Paula, so I’m just going to say it was her 631st. I’m pretty sure that’s a record—thanks for your generosity, Paula! And if my guess is wrong, I’m sure we can count on you to donate the difference to ensure we don’t soil the reputation of this storied publication.
We voted on something?
Past President Mary Horn called forth our new slate of officers. I wasn’t quite sharp enough to get all of their titles, so I went ahead and made up those I wasn’t sure about: Soon-to-be Past President Carl Bronkema was there along with Tom George (Secretary of Mashed Potatoes, or possibly President), Dwight Williams (Duke of Alternative Milks, or possibly director), Mark Herr (3rd round draft pick out of Kalamazoo, or possibly director), Greg Rediske (Over-the-Counter Drug Czar or maybe Secretary), John Lowney (either Treasurer or 1327th in line to the Rockefeller fortune), Tory Murphy (Left Shark, or maybe incoming director), Don Anderson (Best Boy Grip in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, or possibly incoming director), Barlow Buescher (Magician’s Apprentice or President-Elect) and Mark Silva (Werewolf #7 in the Twilight franchise, or possibly incoming director). (Ed. Note: Connie Coleman-Lacadie rounds out the directors, in her second year.)
We then took a vote to approve this cast of characters to run our fair club. And the motion passed unanimously. But someone handed Gayle Selden a mic, and it turns out she ACTUALLY READ our by-laws and this was a wild and inappropriate abuse of power (or something like that) and our approval was unapproved, and we were informed that we will be asked to re-approve our approval (with Gayle’s approval) in two weeks’ time. I’m pretty convinced that it was a simple matter of this group not having had enough time to apply the glitter and puffy paint to the manifesto they had just written in crayon and printed at Kinko’s, but we’ll learn more soon. Thanks to Gayle for keeping us in line.
Community Concerns Committee
Rick Selden shared a request for a $2,500 grant from Caring for Kids to support their auction. This was approved unanimously, and it turned out we actually DO have the authority to do this, so things went off mostly without a hitch. Phew!
Lights and Bikes
Bill Potter reminded us that the Lakewood Parade of Lights is Sat Dec 7. Rotarians are encouraged to come and to bring kids to bring down the average age of the club. Mr. Potter also let us know that the bike delivery will take place on Sat Dec 14, 9 a.m. All are welcome and encouraged to show up at Lakewood Presbyterian Church on the 14th to see joyful and deserving kids get some new wheels.
Stephanie Wilcox reminded us that this evening (Friday, Dec 6) is the “Mingle and Jingle.” Mingling required, jingling encouraged. If you are reading this and didn’t go, you missed it.
Fines
President Carl called out Ron Banner for the fine-worthy offense of being named 2025 School Superintendent of the Year for the State of Washington. Ron happily paid a $100 fine as he shared the great work of the district that made such recognition possible:
-Over the past five years, the gap in the grad rate for students in poverty vs. the rest of the student population was reduced from 17% to .1% (yes, that’s less than 1%).
-The overall graduation rate increased from 70% to 94.1%.
-Parents of elementary school aged kids showed up at conferences at a rate of 96% while parents of secondary school students showed up at conferences 91% of the time. Ron expressed how crucial parent involvement is for student success so this is a huge win.
Kudos to Superintendent Banner and the many hard-working educators in the school district who are serving the students of Lakewood so well.
Walt Richardson paid a $50 fine for the new car his wife just purchased. It is one of those new electric Mustangs which, according to the Google machine, can do zero to sixty in 3.3 seconds. Hang on tight, Walt.
Bob Martin expressed his dismay that President Carl knew he and his wife Sue purchased a new Mazda CX5 Grand Touring Reserve just yesterday. He stopped short of vowing to root out President Carl’s nefarious cadre of spies, snitches and n’er-do-wells and paid a $20 fine.
Chris Kimball paid an undisclosed amount (which means, he didn’t say, or I wasn’t paying attention—usually the latter) as he and his wife are brand, spanking, new grandparents! Of course, my choice of adjectives misses the mark entirely as grandparents generally refrain from spanking and lean mostly on sugaring the kids up and dropping them off on their parents’ front porch with bad attitudes and soiled diapers after a few hours of Lord of the Flies-inspired supervision.
Today’s Speaker: Local author Emily Molina
Emily Molina is a local writer who has written articles for a wide range of local publications, but now she is a published author as she came to talk about her new book: Tacoma’s Tall Ship: The Extraordinary Journey of The Odyssey. She is a former international flight attendant, a military spouse and has a passion for history and the sea. She opened her talk by sharing: “I fell in love with an old wooden boat, and I’ve never been the same.”
Some highlights from Emily’s talk:
-The Odyssey was built as a private vessel for the Henry family in New York in 1938.
-As World War II ramped up, the ship was donated to the war effort as a research vessel used to develop sonar technology.
-The ship was renamed the USS Saluda during the war.
-After the war, the ship made its way to San Diego where it was used for training.
-In 1950, the ship was entered in a race from Newport to Ensenada and won, defeating Humphrey Bogart’s boat “Santana”.
-Though the Odyssey was entered in the race a total of 20 times, it never won again after that first race.
-From 1978-2024, The Odyssey was part of the Sea Scout program here in Tacoma
-Odyssey was recently purchased by a Frenchman from Cannes who bought it for $76,000 even though it currently has no main mast. He will get it seaworthy and sail it from San Francisco to France.
-The new owner declared to Emily: “The boat owns her captain and not the opposite.” He is excited to make it a seaworthy vessel once more and knows it will enjoy a life on the sea long past his ownership.
-Funds were raised to repair the Odyssey locally, but ultimately it would have proven too costly and taken too long to be viable. Instead, the Sea Scouts bought a 50-foot Baltic that will get the youth sailing once again.
Emily had copies of her book for sale. If you didn’t get a chance to buy one today, you can find it on Amazon here: Tacoma’s Tall Ship
Greg Horn won the raffle but the white chip he pulled out was only good for $5, so the pot will grow.
Amazonians Among Us
Ah, fellow Rotarians. We are in the season of gratitude and I for one am grateful for the fine folks of Lakewood Rotary who are among the most likely members of our community to sport a “SERVICE ABOVE SELF” tattoo, (but probably inked in a discrete spot where it is unlikely to offend the neighbors—with the exception of Greg Horn who I am pretty sure was voted “Most Likely to Water Ski in His Birthday Suit.”)
Publisher’s note: I have. I ran a perfect pass at 34 mph on the slalom course at Ski Park - A LONG TIME AGO.
If you weren’t in attendance at Friday’s meeting, you missed a good one. President Carl called us all to attention with the help of Tom George’s grandson, Easton who swung the gavel with authority as the bell brought everyone to their feet.
Barlow Buescher invocated quite beautifully remind us that Thanksgiving is next week and to be grateful for those who laid the foundation for our own success and well-being as well as imploring us all to do our part to plant the seeds for those who will follow us to create a just and loving society. Can I get an “Amen??”
Paul Harris Desk: Joel Vranna
Sgt at Arms : Leon Titus
Puffins were present and accounted for including Joe Walsh (who is most certainly and ordinary and way above average guy) who Zoomed in with his plush puffin pal (who should probably have a “P” name to make the alliteration pleasantly pleasing).
We were graced by an appearance of the one and only (past President) Dr. Jim Rooks who joined us on his birthday. Jim vowed to give a dollar for every year. I didn’t hear the number he mumbled but oddsmakers have the over/under pegged conservatively at 29 years young.
President Carl called out Donna for ACTUALLY BEING ON TIME for today’s meeting. He admitted he was pretty sure Donna wasn’t aware of the transition to Standard time a few weeks back and urged us all to keep the secret from Donna.
Guests of Rotarians: Tyler introduced his wife Lori.
Visiting Rotarians: We were joined by Doug Hedger of Rotary 8. Doug works at Banner Bank in downtown Tacoma and brought Donny Sheetsley with him. Donnie is new to Banner in commercial banking and is shopping for a Rotary club. We were his first stop and so far, we’re leading all of the other clubs he hasn’t visited.
Donna brought her sister Laura with her. Laura lives in Florida and her claim to fame is that she and her spouse spent 3 and a half years sailing the world on a catamaran.
John “Ole” Magnuson was called out from his Brady Bunch box on Zoom. Olie sported what I think was a fedora, but he said was his “music hat.” By which I think he meant he resembled the kind of musician who might ask you for a “jazz cigarette” and not that it played any catchy tunes. Also Zooming from afar were Joe Walsh, Jim Sharp, Cartole Wier and Steve and Anne Enquist. Anne reports the ankle is healing slowly but gave Steve a shoutout for being a great caregiver.
Sunshine Report: Wendy wasn’t present today, but Barlow let us know a memorial service for Marie Neiditz is coming up soon, December 7th at Little Church on the Prairie at 2:00 p.m.
Paul Harris Awards: Gary Fulton recognized Bob Martin (#3), David Swindale (#4) and Leon Titus (#6) for their most recent Paul Harris milestones.
Announcements: Steve Mazoff thanked the folks who showed up for the bike build. He said 8 in all from our group showed up and that a total of 600 bikes were built. Gayle Selden shared some details about a really important service opportunity, but I missed the details as I did some quick math in my head and realized 600 bikes = 1200 tires and more spokes than I can imagine.
(Ed. Note: Break bag delivery again December 16, 9:00 a.m., CPSD bus area on Lakewood Drive)
Bill Potter reminded all that the Lakewood Holiday Parade is coming up on Dec 7, and that Lakewood Rotary is slated to participate. He encouraged us to conscript handsome Rotarians to be part of the parade. I took the hint and let him know I’m washing my hair that weekend anyway.
Fines: Dwight Williams was called out for his picture in Lakewood Stroll for which he paid $20 and shared some history about Lakewold Gardens.
Don Anderson pitched in $50 for his recent trip to Hawaii. He failed at retirement 10 years ago and decided to spend a couple of weeks in Hawaii to get some practice in for his second retirement.
Bob Martin paid some bucks for a trip to Utah where he visited his daughter and saw some Utah sites (Arches, Bryce, Zion) and weathered 40 mph winds. Bob also shared that his son and daughter (both who work way up the food chain in molecular genetics) visited from afar.
Your Bulletin writer shared that his son (a 10th grader at Bellarmine) qualified for the state Cross Country meet, but suffered a “flat tire” 300 meters in when another runner stepped on his shoe from behind. He had to stop racing to get his shoe situated (Note: When you’re racing, stopping is bad, but sometimes necessary). He finished and vowed to train harder for track season this spring.
Debbie McVicker paid some happy dollars as she reported a surprise visit from her son who managed to squeeze in time with mom between rounds of ferrying cars from Yakima to Tacoma.
Barlow reported picking up our exchange student, Jeffrey, from the airport after his trip with the other 20+ exchange students to California (Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm Universal Studios), and he promptly fell asleep in the car before leaving the airport.
Brie Cooper and her husband took their two daughters to visit her husband’s home country of Jamaica.
Donna shared that Andy’s trip to do the Camino de Santiago in Spain has been one eventful adventure after another including strangers who took him in and fed him when there were no rooms to be found, and a 10-mile ride from a friendly ambulance to get to the next town.
John Lowney admitted he and his spouse spent the week in Cabo for their 25th anniversary. They had a great trip, but John worries his wife is falling in love with Cabo and he may need to convince her living there full time probably isn’t in the budget (especially if he keeps forking over Grants at Rotary).
Tom George paid $75 dollars as he just celebrated his 75th birthday. His daughter’s present was dropping off his two grandkids at his house. No word on whether she ever came back. Hang in there, Tom!
Today’s Program: Dean Allsop—Community Manager on the Public Policy Team at Amazon.
Dean is from Boston, but did his Masters of Public Affairs at the University of Washington. He also did a stint in the Peace Corps in Guatemala and even lived in Lakewood directing some after school programs at local middle schools.
Now Dean is an “Amazonian” (yes, apparently that’s what Amazon employees call themselves). Dean shared Amazon’s mission to be: “Earth’s most customer-centric company and best employer. And to be “Earth’s safest place to work.” I was hoping they would say “the universe” as working conditions on Mars are likely to be rough.
Some highlights Dean shared:
-The “spheres” at Amazon’s Seattle headquarters are open to the public twice a month. You can set up a tour.
-Amazon has created more U. S. jobs than any other company over the last decade.
-Amazon has invested $530 billion in the U. S. ($277 Billion in Washington State) since 2010, and created 3.8 million jobs
-They have 65,000 employees in the Puget Sound region
-They have made a $3.6 Billion commitment to help build more affordable housing throughout our region targeting folks who are in the 30%-80% median income range who are priced out of a lot of housing right now.
-As part of their “Climate Pledge” (and yes that refers to that arena to the north where Kraken lurk), they plan to be net-zero carbon by 2040 and are the #1 purchaser of renewable energy in the world.
-They are working on Project Kuiper which will create a constellation of satellites (hopefully it will look like the Amazon smile on a starry evening) that will provide affordable broadband around the world.
-They have also supported our auction the last two years.
Easton once again hammered on the Rotary bell and our meeting came to a close as Rotarians started to dream of moist turkey and oceans of gravy.
John Caufield had the winning raffle ticket, but alas, only a white chip and a $5 bill to show for his efforts. And he donated it to Easton.
Happy Thanksgiving all!!
Another publishers note: If you attended Friday's meeting (either in-person or via Zoom) you may have noticed our speaker from Amazon was not a the podium but was visiting us via Zoom from his office in Seattle.
Know Your Rotarians!
Know Your Rotarians.
J Q
There will be a test at the end of this bulletin, to see how well you know your fellow Lakewood Rotarians. In an effort to get all of you to introduce yourself to any LR you do not know (maybe because they are a brand-new Puffin), in this bulletin all members are referred to by their initials only. At the end there is a brief quiz, in which the full names are revealed, so you can test yourself and give yourself a passing or failing grade. Good luck.
The Invocation/Rotary Moment was ably delivered by SB1 and the Flag Salute was led by BM1 (some of these initials may get pretty funny, but I assure you that is entirely coincidental and signifies nothing). The Paul Harris Foundation desk was staffed by CCL and the Sergeant at Arms was CH.
PCB recognized the IT (no, no IT is not a member!) Team/Set up Crew: Led by RE, the team consists of SB2, TG, WH, TR, RS and JO. PCB called out TR specially and did not believe that TR is really 87 years old. TR seemed a bit surprised too (not that he is really 87, but that PCB would single him out). Puffins were asked to stand and few were present, but this scribe was too slow to write down all their initials, except for SC who was seated next to him.
Our photog today was BZ and scribe was JQ.
PCB recognized all guests of Rotarians. BB introduced Jeffrey, our Youth Exchange Student this year, who is about to set out for Disneyland with the other students. Robin Roberts was also introduced. Robin is a local businesswoman who works on outsourced payroll for clients. Our long-time friend Diane Formoso of Caring for Kids was introduced as a guest.
Diane mentioned that they need volunteers for their Holiday Fair, especially on December 6th and 7th, at Thomas Middle School. On Friday the 6th, Caring for Kids needs volunteers at 3:30 p.m. for setting up and on Saturday at 7:30 a.m. for shopping for the families. This year they will help some 872 families in need. Caring for Kids is now 50 years old; their major fundraiser will be held at the McGavick Center on February 8, 2025. Tickets are only $45. Diane is looking for sponsors and live auction items to be donated.
PCB also acknowledged dignitaries including: PDG GH, DGN TC and AG BP (you all know who I mean, right?)
Sunshine Report: WM was assisted here by BB and by GR. WM said DB is recovering from shoulder surgery, but JG added that DB had to return to the hospital due to some unexpected bleeding. WM gave the sad news that Marie Neiditz passed away recently. Marie, the wife of our member AN, was a wonderful, sweet person that will be sorely missed but fondly remembered. BB said the service for Marie will be at the Little Church on the Prairie on December 7th the time will be announced.
GR added that Johann Drewett, a CPA at Brink & Sadler where ME works, and where TS was a long-time partner, has passed away suddenly. Johann was a Rotarian for many years at another Pierce County club.
Paul Harris Foundation: PCB called up GF of the Foundation Committee to bestow a Paul Harris award upon KR (you may think I cannot spell her name) who received her first Paul Harris.
Birthdays and Anniversaries: CK was called forth to the podium to provide us with the November club and wedding anniversary list and also the list of birthday boys and girls. Highlights included GR, who has been 42 years a Lakewood Rotarian. Key newlyweds included BM2 and his lovely wife Marilyn, who celebrated 55 years of marital bliss.
For fun, CK called up the birthday folks who were present today: RS, JO, TG, and RL who was actually one of the Zoomers (did we forget to say there were Zoomers). CK reviewed (twice) the precise notes of the scale used to sing Happy Birthday—a song that everybody should know right? Wrong! This hilarious exercise revealed three things about Lakewood Rotarians: (1) they cannot follow simple instructions; (2) they cannot sing; and (3) when they do sing, chances are at least 50-50 they will sing off key!! We were wishing there was audio and video of this spectacle, which was complicated by the fact that RL was on Zoom and probably muted most of the time. Lakewood Rotary is definitely not a singing club.
Announcements: Someone announced that Rotary on Tap (ROT) was held on Thursday at Mis Tres Amigos on Steilacoom Boulevard near Fort Steilacoom Park and you should have gone because you could have gotten to know LR Rotarians, young and old, new and not so new (which is what gave the scribe the idea to use these initials today). Just to give one example, PCB added that he learned at ROT yesterday that one very upstanding LR Rotarian (and his wife too) actually sports a tattoo. Who would have guessed that SM, an attorney and very serious person, has a tattoo. (I was afraid to ask him where that tatt is located.)
BP announced that the Bike Build will be held this weekend at the Lemay facility and then the bikes (47 of them) will be stored this year at Lakewood Presbyterian Church on 104th St. Delivery day will be December 14th so do not miss that!
AG BP also noted that on December 7th Lakewood will be holding the Hospitality Festival Parade. Apparently, we have a float in that parade. Ask BP if you can help decorate the float or otherwise.
Community Concerns: JG rose to request motions of approval for two Committee donations (all LR donations of $2,000 or more need member approval pursuant to our bylaws). First, it was moved, seconded and approved unanimously to give $2,000 to Mary Bridge Toys for Kids. This program makes sure that kids in the hospital during the Christmas holiday get a gift. Second, it was moved, second and approved unanimously to give $2000 to the Lake City Community Church for the Lake City Community Garden. They teach gardening in this economically challenged Lake City community; this money will go to purchase ADA-accessible furniture and a barbecue. Apparently, they also intend to teach cooking skills.
Fines/Confessions: After all that business, there was not much time for fines, but PCB did his best. MH1 chipped in $80 for a relaxing trip down South. DD and his wife took a trip to Maui and more, with a stop in Lahaina, which has still not recovered from the fire. Those without insurance (of which there are many) have not been able to rebuild or even to clean up fully. Demolition is still needed. DD gave $100 contribution to the Paul Harris Foundation.
Loss of Control: At this point, PCB almost lost control of the meeting, as Past President MH2 popped up to point out that JW—a very new Puffin—had never taken custody of the Puffin. It just so happened that Puffin BW had the little bird with him today so a ceremonial Passing of the Puffin occurred right then and there (so hopefully an appropriate picture was taken and will appear here).
Fines continued, with MM stepping up with gifts for PCB from a trip to Kauai that MM did with her friend BS (oh, these initials are so bad!). MM gave PCB a rubber chicken, but BS corrected her from her square on Zoom, noting that it was a rooster. I call BS on that because a rooster is a chicken! This is no cock and bull story; that really happened. MM also gave PCB a shot glass and rum from Hawaii (this trick may be cheaper than paying a fine—MM is pretty smart).
The program: KR introduced Colonel Pauline Swiger, who sports a most impressive resume. From her humble beginnings, growing up near the Vermont/New Hampshire border, Pauline started her education at the vocational level. Then she decided she loved being a student and ultimately earned a Ph.D. Her nursing career in the military is without equal. She has served in the Defense Health Agency since its creation in 2013, and served as a nursing head at the facility in Falls Church, Virginia, and here at Madigan. She, her husband, and three kids live in Steilacoom, near KR. Pauline delivered a most interesting and informative program and was especially good at engaging with LR Rotarians.
She explained that the DHA is only 11 years old, having been created by merging the medical facilities of the U.S. Army, the USAF and the U.S. Navy. Standardization was the goal and it is gradually being achieved. She mentioned that the DHA is huge, having a global work force of over 130,000, with 700 hospitals worldwide. The unified medical military budget is about $55.8 billion annually and $11 billion is in the medical supply chain.
Colonel Swiger said that two huge changes in DHA in recent years are the effects of the Covid pandemic and the innovation of electronic medical records. These changes have resulted in marked burnout in the workforce due to stress. The DHA is dealing with that problem with many interventions.
She also discussed departmental innovations such as automated care, the silver cloud and the care companion. Private sector medicine has nothing on this military health agency, which seems very forward-looking. Pauline mentioned that DHA is entirely separate at this point from the even larger Veterans Administration. However, the two agencies have begun to collaborate and even to co-locate. Thank you to KR (and the Program Committee) for bringing forward this most interesting program.
There was a drawing and someone won $5. Maybe we have a picture?
DIRECTORY OF MEMBERS CITED HEREIN:
PCB: President Carl Bronkema SB1: Scott Buser BM1: Bob Martin
CCL: Connie Coleman-Lacadie CH : Chuck Hellar RE: Rob Erb
SB2: Scott Blair TG: Tom George WH: Wynn Hoffman TR: Terry Roarke
RS: Rick Selden JO: James Osundwa SC: Scott Casebolt BZ: Bob Zawilski
JQ: Joe Quinn BB: Barlow Buescher PDG GH: Past District Governor Greg Horn
DGN TC: District Governor Nominee Tony Camoroda AG BP: Asst. Governor Bill Potter
WM: Wendy McGowan GR: Greg Rediske DB: Dave Betz JG: Jan Gee
AN: Andrew Neiditz ME: Mark Edgecomb TS: Tom Sadler GF: Gary Fulton
KR: Kendra Riconosciuto (see, I knew how to spell her name) CK: Chris Kimball
BM2: Bud Montgomery RL: Ralph Lockhart SM: Steve Mazoff MH1: Mark Herr
DD: Don Daniels MH2: Past President Mary Horn JW: Joe Walsh BW: Bill Wiggins
MM: Mary Marlin BS: Barb Spriggs
A perfect score would be 38 I believe. This idea inspired by Dave Covey or DC if you prefer. When Dave wrote the bulletin sometimes he would put every member’s name mentioned in the bulleting in boldface print to show how many were present and participating or recognized by the group. Hope this helps you remember everyone and get to know LR Rotarians. If not, just go to Rotary on Tap (ROT) cuz it is fun and it works well too.
Paul Harris Awards on a Roll
As you read this report about Friday’s Rotary happenings, the important thing to remember is that I probably have forgotten something. And as I cannot read my own notes most of the time, there will be little help there. Just know that I mean well….
On time, President Carl was. I think. It was certainly close. Bud Montgomery greeted us all and received Paul Harris money (successfully: $716), Linda Disney sold tickets for $2.00, and everyone lost except for Joel Vranna, and Stephanie Wilcox handed out Christmas Dinner invites. Paula Olson invoked us, while Donn Irwin led the Pledge. Walt Richardson took the lovely pictures herein, which hopefully takes your mind of the inept prose. Rob Erb, James Osundwa, Terry Roarke and Wynn Hoffman did the tough stuff: set up early, take down late. Thank you!
Guests: Connie Coleman-Lacadie introduced Chad Smith, Army retiree and now working for the veterans’ organization called Katie’s Way Plus.
Zoomers: upper left, Carole Wier, upper right, Brie Cooper, left to right, middle: Liz Heath, Steve & Anne Enquist, bottom; Patrick Smith, Ralph Johnson, Gayle Selden. Though they switched places sometimes.
Sunshine Report: Wendy McGowan reported that Linda Ripley is recovering from knee surgery.
Wendy also had a very, very bad report: Marie Neiditz passed away on November 7. A wonderful person; our hearts go out to Andrew and their family.
Paul Harris Awards: Gary Fulton awarded the following:
--Dick Ferrell, #1
--Joel Vranna, #1
--Barlow Buescher, #3
--Jim Rooks, #4
--Wendy McGowan, #4
Gary also reported that last year we took in $26K at the front desk, $17K so far in 2023-24. We have 92 Paul Harris Fellows, 14 Benefactors, 5 Bequest Society members, and 10 Major Donors ($10,000+). All time Lakewood Rotary giving: $1,473,669. Nice.
Lakewood Rotary at Work:
- Jan Gee asked to approve $2000 for the LeMay Bike Build, out of the Community Concerns Committee. Approved unanimously.
- James Osundwa asked to approve $3000 for a World Community Service grant for a literacy project (Rachel Grant) in Kenya. Fourteen schools will get computers among other learning aids. Tacoma 8 and Gig Harbor are participating, $23K total grant. Approved unanimously.
- Greg Rediske asked to approve $2000 (budgeted) for the Lakewood Community Foundation Fund. Started by our club in 1994, with all grants going to the Lakewood community, the endowment has reached nearly $1.5 million. $40K in grants were given this year. Lakewood Rotarians on the 9-member board: President Nicole Hancock, Anne Enquist, Greg Rediske.
I read a romance novel by a Swedish farmer the other day. One line in particular stuck out:
“Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it. I should have told her about the electric fence.”
Oh, those Swedes…..So romantic! Lena said to Ole, “You never tell me you love me anymore! Ole responded, “I told you I loved you when we got married. If there’s any change, I’ll get back to you.”
Your Board of Directors at Work: October 29 meeting
- Membership is 132 (129 Active, 3 Honorary); Heather Burgess has resigned.
- Dolly Parton Library has 1403 signups. Funded until 2027.
- Next Step is now counseling/mentoring 8 students, to great effect.
- A global grant partnering with an English Rotary club is in the works.
- We have a grant approved ($6K total) with Tacoma Sunrise
- Setup committee had a broken mixer; new one purchased for $216
- Wreaths Across America is funded, and participants confirmed. Observers welcome
- Our H-Barn commitment of $50K is nearly complete, with credit rec’d for $44K from Partners for Parks
- Next meeting: November 26, 2024, 5:00 at the Tacoma Country and Golf Club, all members are welcome to attend.
Announcements:
--Chuck Hellar says: Break Bags this coming Tuesday, 11/12. Join the fun, 9 to 11 am. (Don’t come before 9, to the Clover Park Schools Auxiliary Services Center, 9219 Lakewood Drive.)
--Stephanie Wilcox: Come to the Dinner/Dance December 6! They will be collecting food, personal hygiene products, and money for the Little Free Pantries.
--Connie Coleman-Lacadie and Linda Disney reminded all of the next Rotary On Tap at Mis Tres Amigos (formerly Hunan Garden building, Steilacoom Blvd by the Safeway), 5:30. Thursday, 11/14.
--Rob Erb said the Wreaths Across America event is December 14 on base. Dress warm. They have enough participants, but welcome observers to the moving ceremony.
Collections and Contributions:
--Greg Horn raved about Trunk or Treat and the signups they got for the Dolly Parton Imagination Library. He paid a Scurvy Irwin fine, $5.00. (Ron, not Donn)
--Mo Sarram turned 92! His granddaughter graduated from the U of W, and now is in graduate school, $60
--Rob Erb went to Canada and was almost not allowed in because he couldn’t pronounce his destination, $10. (Osoyoos is a tough one if you’re not Canadian)
--Don Anderson had meetings in San Antonio, tolerating the 85-degree sunny days. $20
--Tyler Parker took the kids to the VA for a concert and had some of the veterans in tears from the kids’ excellent Pledge of Allegiance. $50
--Jim Sharp is forcing himself to San Diego to watch the Cougars, $20
--Ron Irwin noted that Greg Horn’s son Zach has been contracted to build a mold for SpaceX, which would allow the astronauts to come home sooner than February. Airbus is interested in his services, too. Proud, proud, proud. $20
--Bob Peterson rounded out the giving with $100 in advance of his 96th birthday in December. Bob has had some recent health problems but counts Lakewood Rotary as a real joy in his life. (And Bob is a joy to us.)
Program:
PDG Greg Horn introduced Rotarian Treacy Duerfeldt, deeply involved for a long time in the Paul Harris Foundation efforts for our District 5020. He practices what he preaches, and is a Level 2 Major Donor, Benefactor, and Bequest Society member. And he’s headed to Africa to check on a project soon and will hopefully see ours in Kenya as well. He congratulated our club for being top of the heap: not only outstanding with Paul Harris but supporting our local endowed foundation as well. Treacy is a third generation Rotarian, his grandfather benefiting from Rotary helping to get rid of smallpox, and his father contracting polio with permanent issues related. He got his first Paul Harris 54 years ago as a youngster from his dad in Portland, Oregon. He said that much of our polio money goes to monitoring. As a result, our monitoring caught a polio infection in Gaza, resulting in a quick mobilization to prevent a spread. The Pakistan/Afghanistan missions, the only two remaining hot spots, are a safety issue for the volunteers doing the inoculating. In addition to polio eradication, peacemaking is a primary area of focus for Paul Harris. The levels for Paul Harris include: Every Rotarian Every Year ($25); Sustaining ($100); Paul Harris Fellow, $1,000; Benefactor ($1,000 to the Endowment fund by promise; currently at $1.3 Billion, $6B with promises); and Bequest ($10K or more; will or check); Arch Klumph Society (he started the fund), $250,000 or more. And if you have to ask about the Legacy Society, you can’t afford it. The success of the Paul Harris Foundation is measured by impact. An $8,000 well can save 1 million miles of dangerous walking to bring safe water back to a village. Go to www.rotary.org to monitor all things Rotary, including your personal giving.
And finally….Joel Vranna, he of the two jackpot wins in the last year or two, won again. Only this time, it was only $5. He does buy a lot of tickets, though…..Of course, he can afford them after the two big wins!
Calendar of Events:
November 12 Break Bag delivery, 9 am (no sooner than!) CPSD, by the bus barn
November 14 Rotary on Tap, Mis Tres Amigos (Steilacoom Blvd), 5:30.
November 16 Bike Build 9-1:30 4107 192nd Street East Tacoma
November 22 Last meeting in November: bring LCFF donations, eat pot roast
November 26 Rotary Board Meeting, 5:00 TCGC
December 6 Lakewood Rotary Christmas Dinner/Dance TCGC
December 16 Break Bag delivery, 9 am (no sooner than!) CPSD, by the bus barn
December 20 Tom and Jerry Meeting, with Presidential Roast
December 27 No Meeting
January 3 No Meeting
January 10 Regular meeting at the Pavilion in Ft. Steilacoom Park
The Race is On
The Race is On
Donnn Irwin
Hopefully everyone is over the Halloween crazy stuff now. Sugar highs have been conquered and we can all get back to concentrating on the really crazy stuff known as our Presidential Election Cycle……ah me……I need an adult beverage.
The Dodgers are the new reigning World Baseball Champions and what seems to be the never-ending baseball season, has come to a close – this time before November!
President Carl Bronkema (PCB) rang the meeting into existence. Phyllis Stone invocated us and Connie Coleman-Lacadie led us in the pledge. Dick Farrell was all over the Paul Harris desk where he took in $856 for the fund. Wonderful stuff ladies and gentlemen, wonderful stuff!! Gary Barton sold raffle tickets and was the Sargeant-at-Arms.
The “IT” team was recognized for getting us set up and ready to go: Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa and Rick Selden.
Puffins were welcomed and forced to stand and be recognized for their “puffin-ness”. Phil Eng was the man with the camera and Donn Irwin was charged with chronicling the happenings of the meeting. (Good luck with that cuz after this point in the program it got a little crazy).
1894 - Vaccine for diphtheria announced by Dr Émile Roux of Paris
PCB called for the guests of Rotarians to be introduced and we ended up with a stew (aka mixed bag, cornucopia, hodge-podge etc.) of introductions that included guests of Rotarians and visiting Rotarians. So, in no particular order, here is who this writer was able to identify: Kamarie Wilson introduced a woman named Tiffany, DGN Tony Camoroda introduced Stacy Ogle, visiting Rotarian from Tacoma #8 as his guest. Stacy is also the brother of our speaker Todd Silver. Tony C. also introduced Linda Kaye Briggs, also of Tacoma #8 and District Governor in Training. Jim Merritt joined us again (another member of #8). The esteemed Greg Rediske introduced Howie Williams (son of Lakewood Rotary Charter Member Bronco Williams) and Robin Greenleaf – widow of the former Lakewood member that coined the “Greenleaf” fine, Don Greenleaf. Visiting Rotarian Linda Kaye Briggs introduced her guest, Annie Frisbe, who is also a member of Tacoma 8.
Phew!
PCB then acknowledged our Zoomers: Carole Wier, his excellency John Magnuson, Ralph Johnson, Liz Heath and Steve Enquist (not sure if Anne was there). Steve gave us an update on Anne. She is progressing nicely and, I believe, he said she is in a walking boot. Keep getting better girl!
Dignitaries were recognized – PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter.
Wendy McGowan reported nothing. As in no Sunshine. As in this is a good thing!!
There were no blue badges nor any Paul Harris Fellowships to award so PCB moved on.
1950 - Celtics' forward Chuck Cooper becomes first African American to play in the NBA in Boston's 107-84 loss at Fort Wayne Pistons; future Hall of Famer Bob Cousy also debuts for Celtics
Announcements: DGN Tony Camoroda announced that District 5020 is growing. In Lacey there is a group of 55 health care workers filling out the paperwork for a club charter so they can join Rotary International and there is a Rotaract Club now at the University of Puget Sound that was sponsored by Tacoma 8. Awesome stuff.
AG Bill Potter announced that the annual Bike Building event will happen on November 16th at the Lemay facility in Spanaway (Fredrickson). More details to come. PCB encouraged participation and shared that it was an eye-opening event for him.
Barlow Buescher spent some time talking about our exchange student from Taiwan and asked that if any of us have anything planned as far as excursions, events etc. to please think of including him.
1952 - On an atoll of the Marshall Islands, Edward Teller and other American scientists tested the first thermonuclear bomb, its power resulting from an uncontrolled, self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction.
PCB called on the attendees to open their wallets for fines/confessions and when he did so it reminded me of a song made famous way back in 1983 by Annie Lennox and David A. Stewart (The Eurythmics) called “Here Comes the Rain Again”. My mind just replaced Rain with Fines. The song would then say this:
Here comes the fines again
Raining in my wallet like a tragedy
Tearing me apart like a new emotion…. you get the notion.
The fines went something like this:
Bud Montgomery – Nephew’s wedding in South Carolina and another Paul Harris he just paid for.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie – Rotary on Tap coming up and a big Thank You for participating in the Lakewood Rotary survey (47% participation).
Angela Connelly – Went on an “expedition” starting in the other Washington where husband Jack was honored as being in the top 100 Irish attorneys in the country. Then on to West Point to see their son. From there it was AZ and CA for more family stuff.
Mark Herr – Trip to Ocean Shores with other Lakewood Rotarians.
Jim Merritt – Contributed to PCB’s trophy cup as a salute to our speaker for saving his life.
Dr. Peter Marsh – Doesn’t matter who you vote for…...PLEASE VOTE.
Dave Swindale – Bought another house.
Phil Eng – Thanked Debbie McVicker for the article in her Stroll Magazine and that he got away for a little Scottsdale getaway.
Rick Selden – Done nothing and haven’t been anywhere; but happy to be at the meeting.
Rob Erb – Happy to see former business neighbor and Rotary 8 member Stacy Ogle.
Greg Horn – Explained the fine names and their related dollar amounts:
$5 Scurvy Irwin (Ron Irwin) – please note this is named after the Irwin not named Donn
$20 A Greenleaf (if it’s worthing talking about….)
$40 A Robin (as in Robin Greenleaf)
$100 A Fulton, as in Gary
PCB called out all of the folks that have their photos in Debbie McVicker’s Stroll Magazine.
Mark Herr (again) stood up to pay for something else but this scribe suffered writer’s cramp trying to scribble all of these fines down and so didn’t catch what he paid for. Never-the-less, thank you for your dollars, Mark.
Joe Quinn Esq was called upon to introduce our speaker, Todd Silver, which did nicely by saying little and handing over the mic to Todd.
A couple of notes about Iditarod:
Iditarod - the name Iditarod comes from the Deg Xinag and Holikachuk languages of the Athabascan people of Interior Alaska, meaning distant or distant place. It’s not only the name of a trail, but also the name of a former town and a river in the same region.
Todd introduced himself and gave a brief summary of how and when what some say is “The Last Great Race” got started.
Iditarod started in 1973. Rite in the Rain supplied their paper products. Todd was invited to the race in 1983 and shared the story of how he was ferried out the race route in a plane that was essentially a shuttle transport for the sled dogs. On the plane he had no seat and his fellow passengers, eight in number, were sled dogs. (Sounds like an eight-dog night to me).
Todd shared that the overnight checkpoint that they set up and work is on top of a frozen river and that they use snowmobiles to compact the snow. The space they make provides for 60 sleds and the accompanying teams of dogs. The teams consist of 14 dogs. So, carefully doing the math, I calculate that the checkpoint takes in 60 sleds, at least 60 humans and at least 840 dogs! Said dogs weighing 45-50 pounds apiece and, if you have ever been around them, you know they are nothing but energy bolts that are super charged when it comes to running. They go bonkers when it is time to mush.
In order to take care of all of those dogs, there are 40 volunteer airplanes and pilots that shuttle hay bales, dog food and dogs to various places. The crew at the checkpoint augers into the ice and captures fresh water for the dogs (which is heated, along with their food. The heating equipment is provided by Tacoma’s own Mr. Ellingson).
Todd provided us with a slide show that PDG Greg Horn put together for him and provided us with an extremely entreating and informative program.
Thank you, Todd, – it was great to see you as it has been a while.
If you were born on November 1st, you share a birth day with golfer Gary Player, record producer David Foster, singer/actor Lyle Lovett, model/actor Jenny McCarthy and baseball pitcher Fernando Valenzuela.
PCB closed the meeting after several questions were asked of our speaker. The raffle drawing ticket was pulled by Angela Connelly and the winning ticket was held by Tyler Parker. Tyler pulled a white chip and won five bucks.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, November 8th at Noon - Treacy Duerfeldt - The importance of The Rotary Foundation
Thursday, November 14th at 5:30 PM - Rotary on Tap - Mis Tres Amigos Mexican Restaurant & Cantina - 8623 87th Ave SW Unit A Lakewood, WA 98498
Friday, November 15th at Noon - Pualine Swiger - Chief Nursing Officer of the Defense Health Agency
Friday, November 22nd at Noon - Dean Allsopp - Community Engagement Manager at Amazon
62nd Operations Group at McChord
In a frightening turn of events, Pres. Carl was absent from the podium at this Friday meeting before the most important holiday of the year – Halloween, the day when the ghosts of the dead return to earth. But luckily, Lakewood Rotary had PP Jim Rooks to save us from potential ghoulish goblins that could replace Carl. He called us to order at the right time.
Then he called on Eric Warn for the invocation and Peter Marsh for the Pledge of Allegiance. Contributing to the success of the meeting, Dick Ferrell took contributions to the Paul Harris Foundation and Debbie McVicker served as Sargent-at-Arms and womaned the $2.00 table. Rob Erb led the Dream Team of the set-up crew.
Bob Zawilski took photos, and Paula Olson took notes. (I wouldn’t call what Paula did was taking notes. A first-grader would be proud of her squiggly lines. She had taken a bunch of narcotic pain meds to deal with a painful eye condition and was in Lala land at the meeting. She hoped that mainlining protein by way of roast beef would help. It didn’t.) Three Puffins were present and acknowledged.
A couple of guests appeared: Jennie Weinand with hubby Jim and Stephanie Wilcox with her guy, Troy. James Osundwa brought the Tacoma’s Chief of Police, Avery Moore. Visiting Rotarian from our farm club, Tacoma 8, was Jim Merritt. Royality included PDG Greg Horn and DGE Tony Camoroda. Barlow Buescher had no Sunshine Report, which is always a good thing. Zoomers were recognized, partly by their names on their square.
More people are buying costumes for their pets. Americans spent some $700 million on costumes for their pets in 2023—more than three times what they spent in 2010.
PP Jim called up Gary Fulton to talk about the history of the Paul Harris Foundation and our contributions through the $2.00 table, which was started by Mike McGowan. Charles Heberly was presented with his fifth Paul Harris and Troy Wilcox with his sixth Paul Harris. Congrats, guys!!
Let’s get serious about Halloween. It was started by the Celts 2,000 years ago when, at the end of summer and the harvest, the winter began. At that time the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31st, they believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth and caused trouble and damaged crops.
Greg Horn announced a very scary occurrence: our exchange student, Jeffrey is bored! We cannot allow that to happen. Greg called on each one of us to include him in any activities we have planned or plan one around him. We can’t let him go home to Taiwan without great tales of Friday and/or Saturday frolics in the Pacific Northwest! Call Barlow at 253-229-1662 to connect with him.
Linda Disney advertised for Rotary on Tap which will be at Mis Tres Amigos on November 14 at 5:30 pm. She also put in a plug for the Membership Committee’s membership survey by October 27. It will take five minutes or less. Here's the link: https://forms.gle/ECigSTMC49eUHmB8A . By the time you get this reminder, you’ll probably have to stay up late to do it but that’s okay. You can sleep in late in the morning.
In America, Halloween started as play parties at the end of the harvest where people would tell stories of the dead, tell each other’s fortunes, dance and sing. Immigrants from around the world brought other traditions like wearing costumes and going from house to house asking for food or money. And ta-da, modern day Halloween traditions!!
Exercising his presidential powers, PP Rook dispensed with the fine portion of the meeting to give more time to our speaker, Colonel Patrick McClintock. Jim called on Mary Moss to introduce him. Here are some interesting facts about the colonel.
Colonel Patrick K. McClintock was commissioned in 2001 after graduating from the United States Air Force Academy. He is the Commander, 62d Operations Group, Joint Base Lewis-McChord. In this position, he ensures the combat readiness of more than 700 active-duty military and civilian personnel, along with 40 permanently assigned C-17A Globemaster III aircraft to support worldwide combat and humanitarian airlift and airdrop operations. As the provider of the Prime Nuclear Airlift Forces, the 62 OG is the only group in the Department of Defense tasked to airlift nuclear and nuclear-related cargo. In addition, the 62 OG serves as the primary active-duty unit in support of Operation DEEP FREEZE, partnering with Reserve, Guard, and civilian agencies to provide airlift support for the National Science Foundation’s U.S. Antarctic Program. Colonel McClintock has flown around the globe with more than 4,400 flying hours.
In his presentation accompanying by some PowerPoint slides, one of his primary themes was emphasizing the contributions of young airmen. He brought a young female airman with him who clearly showed that the colonel’s comments were sincere. The colonel said that he was grateful for the best reception shown by our club and how together we can achieve great values for the community. Recruiting more talented airmen is necessary to continue the good work now taking place on base.
He talked about the innovations brought by young airmen. One was the development of an app by a 20-year old airman that allows the repair person to have parts delivered to the airplane that they are working on. The app is now used throughout the Air Force. He also talked about two 27-year-old JBLM Air Force captains that designed and executed a 2-week practice mission with their Australian counterparts in Australia. This is something usually done by leaders far above their rank after they have attended war college.
He described the Summit for diversity and inclusion, put on earlier this year and the development of a safe place for resources for mental health. Hiring for Heros is a program to enhance the employment of military spouses and partners. Every time a service member moves, the spouse must redesign him/herself. This program partners with businesses that are open to hiring those folks. Recently there was a great and successful event at McChord. There is also a program to inspire young people to fly and join the Air Force.
He congratulated Mary Moss for being accepted into a program that would pair her with a pilot and put her in the co-pilot seat of a C-17. After she completes the program, she will visit other communities as an ambassador.
The colonel talked about the park on the left side of the McChord gate that commemorates those airmen that were Washington citizens that were taken as POW/MIA. He encouraged us to visit it one day. He talked about Airman Troy May who recently rescued an older woman from Mount Rainier. She had injured herself and he took her on his back and brought her several miles down the mountain. Staff Sergeant Pritchard from Lakewood, who is 26 years old, organized a Diversity and Inclusion program. He was proud to talk about the first all-female crew deployed from McChord.
The Colonel talked about the impact of the pullout from Afghanistan, the work of Operation Deep Freeze on Antarctica. He spoke about how McChord leads all fleets in the number of C-17s and can be seen in all global missions. Most recently noteworthy were the humanitarian efforts in Gaza. McChord Field covers the largest recruiting area for the Air Force.
When Q and A started, he would not say the DEFCOM level that John Magnuson typed into the chat on Zoom citing misrepresentation and misunderstanding when they are said. James Osundwa told the Colonel that this was the first time that he had heard about the contributions of young airmen, and he was happy to see that they were becoming the next leaders.
Thank you, Colonel, for a fascinating look at this part of McChord Air Force Base and the future of our military. Will someone out there grant this good man’s wish to play golf at Tacoma Country and Golf Club? Please?
When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.
Charles Heberle won the raffle and carefully selected a white chip, leaving the red one for the next lucky ticket holder. Charles left for Albuquerque $5 richer.
Publisher’s note: Talks are already underway for a Lakewood Rotary meeting at an away location – the 62nd AIRLIFT Wing hangar at McChord next spring. We did one there about 20 years ago, and it was a huge success. Included was a tour of the C-17 aircraft. It was one of our best meetings ever!
Another publisher's note: Chris Kimball rose to the occasion and took our exchange student Jeffrey a a tour of American Metal Saturday. They started at ??, visited ??. and wound up at the LeMay - Americas Car Museum for the rest of the day.
The Program that Stumped Rotarians
The Program that Stumped Rotarians
John Magnuson
The Weather Today
The leaves turned yellow along I-90
A little late this year.
Summer lasted longer and more kindly,
The skies more shiny and more clear.
The Norwegian Farmer’s Almanac says we’ll pay the price
With snow and some deep freezes, some folks swear, by Jesus,
Since 1818 it’s only been wrong twice.
Ole
Norwegian Primstav

Beginning – Let’s Get Ready to Gamble… no, wait – make that Gumball… no? What then, Grumble? Rambo? Sheesh – What then?
With that illumination, your brain should be receptive to The Rotary Club of Lakewood meeting, September 48th, 2024. See above: The Norwegian Primstav. President Carl – in Norwegian: Free Man, brought the gathered to attention, with PE Tom George giving an inspirocation and PP Don Daniels leading the Pledge of Allegiance.
The work done by Rotarians who upset the meeting were shone appreciation. You know who they are – week after week, working to make President Carl look good – Debbie McVicar, Jan Gee, Rob, Wynn, Terry, Tom, Easton. Guests of Rotarians included Jan Gee’s relative Debbie, from Medford. Bill Wiggens a guest of his wife. Barlow brought our 18-year-old exchange student Jeffrey Lin from Taiwan. PE Tom George brought Grandson Easton Easter. Puffin Rotarians stood. In Norway a Puffin is known as a Lundefogl. And even more exciting, a whole bunch of Lundefogls are known as a whirl. Zoomers were witnessed; VIP’s acknowledged – Tony, Greg and Bill, political candidates ignored. Amongst Zoomarians was DG Tony Camorada recovering from a serious tumble. Steve reported Anne is recovering from foot surgery and on the mend. PP Phil Eng was a tardy – not tawdry – photog, Ole manned the Dixon Ticonderoga #2. Wendy McG reported that Linda Ripley had a knee replaced, off meds and sleeping. PP Rose was seen as a returnee from trauma!
Middle – Mid-Life, Middling, Middle Aged, Middle C
Blue Badges doled out for Chief Smith and Phyllis Stone. She was acknowledged as the first new member ever to donate $1000 at the orientation breakfast meeting. PP Gary Fulton deserves that $1K for having conducted the get together for the past 50 or 60 years! PP mark Edgecomb received his 8th Paul Harris. Bill Wiggens sworn in as a new member alongside wife Becky. President Carl had to check Bill’s and Becky’s ID to confirm he is of retirement age, and she is age- bride worthy. Don’t think for a minute your scribe is going to mention they met in Anatomy 401! Bill is a retired Dentist and Clover Park Graduate alongside his mother. Do I sense a program in the making: something about noteworthy Clover Park grads over the years? I can think of several.
Of note: World Polio Day October 24th. February 2025 President Elect Leadership Training. May 2025 District Conference in Tacoma. August 20, 2025, Tacoma Rainiers Rotary Night. The 2024 Christmas Parade will have a Lakewood Rotary presence with presents.
Just fine, thanks. PC’s phone. PP Mark Blanchard’s car met with a Rushing woman – Nyet! – a Russian woman. Barlow thanked Dr. Marsh for his share of the tomato crop. Eng’s took a trip. Mark took a trip and ratted-out Whalens, Johnsons, Korsmos – others? $50! Easton told Grampa, “Pay! Pay! Pay!” Atta boy! Donnnn Irwin’s granddaughter in North Carolina finally got power restored after Helene! Edgecomb’s took a trip on the Orient Express but not the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe!
The Program That Stumped Some Rotarians
John Caulfield introduced Davi de la Cruz of Lakewood’s Parks and Recreation. Davi told of the Tenzler Packwood Douglas Fir 586-Year-Old Tree Ring Thing. It has quite a history in addition to one of the longest titles, having been donated by Northwest Door Company. That company, owned by Herman Tenzler. The Tenzler Library was named for his wife, Flora Tenzler. Pay close attention now because the following facts will be the subject of a True or False Final Exam.
Species name: Pseudosuga Menziesii
Age when felled: 586 years
Year Felled: 1946
Diameter: 12’ 9”
Weight of displayed Section: 9.25 Tons
Year “Born”: 1359
Attending Physician: Jim Rooks, MD
Person Deciding on Location in Park: Ron Irwin
Sheltered With Indigenous Connections Traced: T or F
Turn in your Blue Book at next week’s meeting. Thank you, Davi, for an interesting program.
To make up for Ron Irwin’s bruised feelings, he won the drawing. $5!
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
Upcoming Events:
Friday, October 25th at Noon - Col. Patrick McClintock - JBLM Missions, Engagement, and Global Military Involvement Briefing - LAST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH - Free Little Pantry!!!
Friday, November 1st at Noon - Todd Silver - Owner of Rite in the Rain - Iditirod Race in Alaska
Friday, November 8th at Noon - Treacy Duerfeldt - The importance of The Rotary Foundation
It's Peanuts and G Nuts!
The roaring sounds of LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE started in the dining room announcing the beginning of the October 11th meeting of the Rotary Club of Lakewood. President Carl Bronkema rang the meeting to order. Yorleny Clapper lead the Rotary Moment reading some poems about silence in honor of those experiencing grief. Tom George led the pledge.
President Bronkema thanked James Guerrero at the Paul Harris Desk, Barlow Buescher at the raffle and acting as Sargent at Arms. Set up team was recognized—cheers to Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, James Osundwa and Rob Erb.
Puffns were recognized and a lot were in attendance but there was no stuffed Puffin among them. The puffin or puffins as there are two or three in rotation appear to have disappeared. Soon an investigation will be started! President Carl called up puffin Kamarie Wilson to receive her blue badge.
Leanna Albretch introduced Tim Stults, Director of Career and College Readiness and Dr. Demetricia Hodges, our speaker.
We had no visiting Rotarians although Steve Saalfeld was called out as one.
12 Zoomers were on the screen including Steve and Anne Enquist. Carl asked for an update.And we got half of it from the technology lag. But we know know that Anne broke her ankle and her heel and it has been too swollen for surgery but they are planning on Monday. Steve thanked all those that have helped him get there place ready for the next six months of Anne being down.
Carl called upon Wendy for the sunshine report. She continued that Anne jumped off her deck instead of falling and that was apparently the wrong choice. Linda Ripley is having her knee replaced. Tony Camorado had a bad fall and had to have surgery to relieve the pressure from his brain. He has returned home and Bill Potter announced there is a meal train to help him as he recovers. Texts and emails are welcomed by Tony.
President Bronkema challenged us to join him at the Tacoma South Putt Putt Tourney on October 18th. The Horns and the Bronkemas are playing. Mark Blanchard is the other half of the winning Alan Billingsly Team. Jim Sharp is part of the West Pierce Team. No others raised their hand to have a team in the group. I raised my hand and spoke without a microphone for a moment but said I had sent in a check for a team but cannot attend so I offered to send anyone to the event who would like to go and I suggested to take Jeffery our exchange student as part of your foursome.
Don Daniels came to the front of the room as a representative from the International Services Committee asking for the club’s support to join a district grant with Tacoma South Rotary for an irrigation project in eastern Uganda. Irrigation is needed to help with the growth of peanuts and G nuts according to Don Danials. A quick google search discovered that G Nuts are a legume. Full of B3 and niacin the G nut can help with brain function. They are a staple food source in Ugandan cuisine. Our $2,000 with Tacoma South and a district grant and a global grant and help from the Ugandan club turns into a $30,000 project. As part of this grant, we will have some boots on the ground in a July 2025 trip to Uganda. The club moved and second the motion to provide the $2,000 to provide irrigation in Eastern Uganda.
Jan Gee donated a condo in Leavenworth to the Wine Fest. The purchaser Hank Kerns could not use it at the time it was needed so he gave it back to the club to reauction it off. After some rapid bidding Mark Blanchard won the three days in Leavenworth for $800. Nice little fundraiser there! Hanks original $1,200 and Mark’s $800.
Carl complemented Linda and Connie on a fantastic Rotary on Tap at Rey Carbon. Complimented the food, drinks and atmosphere. It was a great time make sure you come and join the next one!
Carl called on James Guerrero and asked why he was smiling. He did not realize he was calling attention but did share that he and some of his 60-year-old friends completed the Hood to Coast. Steve Saalfeld talked about missing meetings with three 16 year-olds in the house with none of them driving. He got the sympathy of the crowd.
Mary Horn popped up to tell us our exchange student, Jeffery’s Birthday is next week on the 17th. She had an idea and thought maybe Jeffery and some exchange students would enjoy playing in the Putt Putt tournament for his Birthday and she was looking for someone to sponsor. The room looked at Mary and realized she was not paying attention as Gayle had already offered up a foursome earlier in the meeting. It might be nice to have an adult be part of the foursome so if you are available let Mary Horn know.
Kamarie Wilson was excited to tell us about her completion of the Lakewood Police Citizen Academy and the opportunity to drive a police car through an obstacle course. She also had completed the CERT through West Pierce. Kamarie is really making herself a great community member, we are lucky to have her.
Becky Wiggins paid a fine for missing the puffin meeting. Did you hear that, Carl? The puffins are meeting! Becky learned that if it’s worth talking about its worth $20.
Leeanna Albrecht introduced the speaker, Dr. Demetricia Hodges. Dr. Hodges is leading the cooperative worksite learning program at Clover Park School District.
In preparing student to be future-ready, the district is adding worksite learning as a way to earn credits for graduation. Closing the gap between understanding and opportunity. Answering questions like “When will I use Geometry?” with putting students into jobs that show them how it is used. Providing a well-rounded education with a relevant work experience is the hope of the district.
In order to participate the student must have taken a CTE (Career and Technical Education) course and pass it! The student must be 16 years old, have a high school and beyond plan and a learning agreement. The school district also provides an Orca card and know how to use public transportation so they can get to and from work.
The employer must provide orientation, have a minor work permit, provide a safe working environment and have a meaningful work study plan. The parents will also have responsibilities and be part of the program.
180 hours of work is equal to ½ credit. A student can earn 1 credit per Junior and Senior year. This is a new program and they are looking for business that will hire students. Member John Korsmo’s company, Korsmo Construction, has agreed to hire two students. YMCA and Patriots Landing are also planning on hiring students.
The meeting ended with Bud Montgomery drawing the red chip and winnin $4??. Checks in the mail, Bud!
Apologies to John Magnuson whom I have misspelled his name in all of the times I written the bulletin. I blame it on the fact that I cannot translate Swedish. The Swedish cooking show I watched as a child apparently did not have proper translations! Borg Borg Borg.
Photography 2.0
Photography 2.0
Donn Irwin
It all began as it should (well maybe with the exception of the “let’s get ready to RUMBLE music as the current President’s “walk up” music requests) …...the bell rang at 12:30PM and Chris Kimball did the invocation followed by the esteemed Mark Blanchard leading us in the Pledge.
Dateline October 4, 1535 - the first complete English Bible came off the press.
Puffins were asked to stand and be recognized.
October 4, 1582 saw the introduction of the Gregorian calendar.
Next, PCB asked for guests of Rotarians to be recognized: Jan Gee introduced Joe Walsh as a guest. Five minutes later he was a Rotarian. Terry Roarke introduced his wife, Walli and Joe Quinn, Esq. introduced his bride, Kirsten. Our speaker and fellow Lakewood Rotarian introduced his wife, Tanya and a long-time compadre of his, Dave Larson. Walt introduced someone else but, alas, this scribe didn’t catch the name.
The Crimean War started on this day in 1853.
Visiting Rotarians were called upon to stand up and be recognized however, there was only one – the very recognizable Dave Harkness from Rotary South.
PCB said hello to our Zoomers : Ralph Johnson, Carole Wier, John Magnuson Barb Spriggs, Bill Potter and Steve Enquist.
As I looked in the mirror to see gray hair, wrinkles, and dimming eyes, I said, they sure don't make mirrors like they used to!
Little Ms. Sunshine, Wendy McGowan, was called upon to deliver the poorly named Sunshine Report. Wendy had a lot to say. Rose Stevens had wrist surgery; Mike Murtha had knee replacement surgery. Linda Ripley is going to have knee replacement surgery and Anne Enquist broke her ankle whilst doing some gardening. Yikes! A busy week for us Rotarians and, evidently, for the bone surgeons in the area.
PCB has no fewer that 5 Blue Badges to hand out again this week yet none of the recipients came to the meeting…. hmmmm.
Alas, on October 4, 1970 Janis Joplin passed away from an accidental overdose of heroin.
Joe Walsh was called upon to come forward and become Lakewood’s and the world’s newest Rotarian. PCB read him our induction doctrine, gave Joe his introduction packet with his invoice for dues tucked neatly into the folder and then gave him the microphone. (Note to PCB….be very careful giving microphones to past Presidents, past District Governors, District Governors-in-waiting AND actors). Joe thanked all of us for the support for him and the Lakewood Playhouse. He also thanked us for the opportunity to give back to the community through his future work in Rotary.
The Space Race began on October 4, 1957 with the launch of the Russian satellite Sputnik.
The honorable Greg Rediske came forward to announce birthdays and anniversaries:
Birthday celebrants included those not in attendance as well as those present.
Mark Herr, Angela Connelly, Gael Whalen and Charlie Hyde were not at the meeting but PP Mary Horn was there physically and Barb Spriggs was there as a Zoomer.
Club Anniversaries included Linda Disney at 2 years with Lakewood and a total of 7 years in Rotary; Rose Stevens 14 years; Bob Zawilski 27 years; Andrew Phillips 3 years in Lakewood and 38 total years in Rotary; and the irrepressible Chuck Hellar (past president of Tacoma 8) has 11 years in Lakewood and 57 years as a Rotarian.
I went to the doctor with fluid on the knee. He said, "You're not aiming straight."
The wedding anniversary folks were Dave and Barbara Reames (23 years), John and Pamela Lowney (25 years) and Howard Stephan (Jeannie) a mere 54 years.
PCB turned the floor over to those folks wanting to make announcements….to no one’s surprise Dave Harkness popped up, grabbed a mic and gave us all an invitation to join in the putt putt golf event at Harkness Furniture that Tacoma South Rotary puts on every year. Last year the event raised $86,000. The event takes place on Friday October 18. See more info below.
Linda Disney let us know that Rotary on Tap happens Thursday 10/16. Sally Saunders thanked those Rotarians that helped with the H-Barn Hoedown.
Special note from the President – We don’t get the TG&CC room for free so even if you don’t eat there is still a charge – don’t forget to pay.
Adding to the President’s Cup (aka fines):
Chris Kimball attended a conference on the Big Island of Hawaii (actually called Hawaii) and, along with possibly learning something, managed to get in some zip lining. This, of course, cost him some money. Barlow Buescher confessed that he had a lovely time in Portugal and Spain – that cost him as well. Chuck Hellar visited his son and daughter-in-law in The Big Apple. Again, it cost him more. Finally, Dave Swindale purchased a new vehicle. Dave bought himself a Porsche 911 and, according to him, has NOT had the machine over triple digits as yet. This confession added to the cost of the car.
Dr. Peter Marsh introduced our speaker, Lakewood Rotarian Walt Richardson. Peter let us know that Walt has been a Lakewood guy since the 5th grade. He had a successful small business, retired, took up bicycle riding and photography.
Pho-to-graph: a picture made using a camera
Pho-tog-ra-phy: the art or practice of taking and processing photographs
1839: daguerreotype announced to public
1851: Fredrick Scott Archer introduces wet collodion process
1888: George Eastman launches Kodak Camera
Walt started his program by letting us know that he has 41 years in Rotary. He got started in photography when he was 12 and did some photographing for the Navy while he was serving. After getting out of the Navy, he had to start making a living so he started a small business (the man did a bit of advertising work). He retired and took up photography again but as a hobby.
Walt shared with us that photography is sort of like mining. You start with a raw product and then refine it. In today’s world you use software to do the refining.
As I watched Walt’s slide show and listened to his descriptions of what we were seeing where the photos were taken, I realized that he was saying things like “this one particular shot was a two-mile round-trip hike”. Another photo shoot was a “ten-mile hike….ONE WAY!!”. Yikes! You don’t just take up photography as a hobby, you take up hiking as well.
Walt shared a large quantity of the beautiful photographs he has taken in Germany, Alaska, California and Washington state. While showing the photos Walt explained the different techniques he used to enhance the picture and explained focal points that he tried to achieve so that the viewers eyes would focus on certain areas and then move on from there.
Unfortunately, in order to really get the program, you had to be there. I’m hoping that our “Key” photographer, Mr. Z has a picture of some of the photographs that Walt had on display so that we can publish one and use the great line – “a picture is worth a thousand words”. That really cuts down on my typing.
Thank you, Walt, for a great presentation.
PCB rang the bell and Chuck H pulled the winning raffle ticket, the one held by PP Mary Horn. Mary stuck in her thumb (and forefinger) and pulled out a white chip worth $5.00. There were 13 chips in the bag. One red and twelve white. The pot was worth $374.00.
If you were born on October 4th, you share birthdays with the likes of Susan Sarandon, Alicia Silverstone, Charlton Heston, Anne Rice, Rutherford B. Hayes, Buster Keaton and Frederic Remington.
I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.
Here is the scoop on the Rotary South Mini Golf Extravaganza
Get on the bus! Join us for dinner, drinks, a live band, and golfing fun as we raise funds for this year's Raise the Paddle beneficiary, The Skoolie Foundation. The Skoolie Foundation is a 501(c)3 non-profit dedicated to offering hope to those experiencing homelessness in the South Sound through their Empowerment bus mobile hygiene stations made from converted school buses.
We're trucking back to the 70s, so dust off your bell bottoms and shake your groove thing for a good cause!
Friday, October 18, 2024 at Harkness Furniture on South Tacoma Way
Doors Open/Cocktail Hour - 5 PM
Dinner - 6 PM
Tee Time - 7 PM
Other Upcoming Events:
Thursday, October 10th at 5:30pm - Rotary On Tap! - Ray Carbon - 6112 100th St SW, Lakewood, WA 98499
Friday, October 11th at Noon - Bill McGregor - Lakewood District Governor Visit - All Things Rotary!
Friday, October 18th at Noon - Davi De La Cruz - City of Lakewood Parks Development Project Manager - Relocating the Tenzler stump to Ft. Steilacoom Park
Friday, October 25th at Noon - Col. Patrick McClintock - JBLM Missions, Engagement, and Global Military Involvement Briefing - LAST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH - Free Little Pantry!!!
Let’s Play Lakewood Rotary Squares!
Let’s Play Lakewood Rotary Squares!
Last week, Lakewood Key writer and publisher, Paula Olson, mentioned that President Carl “kept the Zoomers in their squares.” So that got me to thinking…. what if Carl abandoned the normal Friday procedure, and ran the meeting with the Zoomers? It would be like Hollywood Squares, with the stars in their little square cubicles. Instead of host Peter Marshall asking questions of Paul Lynde, George Gobel, Charley Weaver, and Rose Marie, it might go something like this:
President Carl: John Magnuson, do female frogs croak?
John: If you hold their little heads under water long enough they will.
President Carl: Ralph Johnson, if you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
Ralph: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
President Carl: Carole Wier, according to Anne Landers, there are two things you should never do in bed. What are they?
Carole: Point and laugh.
Visiting Rotarians: Mike Boltz from University Place-Fircrest, and another Mike from some Rotary Club somewhere arrived late.
Guests of Rotarians: Lia Knight, guest of Bob Zawilski; Jennie, guest of husband Jim Weinand; Sarah from Good Neighbor Village, guest of Angela Connelly; Song Shin from McGranahan Architects, guest of Angela Connelly; Lori, wife of Tyler Parker.
And then: the unthinkable happened! Another phone went off! Actually, it was a watch and it wasn’t Dick Tracy’s, but almost-District Governor Tony Camoroda’s. He paid $20, but not before extracting the same from President Carl for momentarily forgetting about LFP Friday. Carl thanked Steve “Pain in the Ass” Mazoff and paid $20.
Zoomers: they’re listed in this here bulletin elsewhere.
Paul Harris Awards: Steve Enquist presented Mark Herr with his first, and Jim Sharp with his second.
Sunshine from Wendy McGowan: Rose Stevens broke her wrist!! Surgery Tuesday.
And back to our show:
President Carl: John Magnuson: True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
John: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes
President Carl: Barb Spriggs: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
Barb: Tape measures.
President Carl: Liz Heath, according to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
Liz: He’s out of town
Announcements:
Tacoma South Rotary’s annual Putt Putt fundraiser at Harkness Furniture is Friday, October 28. We need at least 3 foursomes. Very fun! See Greg Horn.
The Harvest Hoedown happened, happily. It was Saturday, September 28. Dave Betz secured Tom George, James Guerrero, Bob Martin, Mark Blanchard, and I think Don Daniels to help with the set-up.
The Puffins Are Coming!! Mark Blanchard warned all Puffins to clear their calendars as much planning is afoot for the big Roast of President Carl in December. All “dirt” is welcome.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie warned all of a club survey coming soon.
Gayle Selden requested that a Rotarian volunteer once a week every week to take Jeffrey, our exchange student from Taiwan, out to dinner. Mary Horn and Angela Connelly raised their hands. Everyone else, contact Barlow Buescher to schedule. And Tom George kept the exchange program in the news by promoting our need for at least one more family, May to June or whenever you can. Think about it! It is the opportunity of a lifetime.
Financial Generosity and Forced Hand-overs:
More Rotarians published by Debbie McVicker! A couple of typos cost Debbie dearly, $20. Those with the free publicity were asked to make it not free with a donation of their choosing: Quinns, Horns, Engs, and Veronica Bronkema.
Scott Buser celebrated 49 years of marriage and a visit to a granddaughter in California, $100.
Tyler Parker appeared for the first time this year, and was pounced upon for it. Publisher’s note: Sadly, we lost our only twenty-something member recently, as Tyler turned thirty. He is still bringing our median age down, though.
Gael and Jason Whalen were similarly noticed and recognized, I think for Jason’s newest job, $20. Jason commented, “It’s in Auburn, where they still like me!”
Angela Connelly has what must seem like a million sons, but so far nothing but granddaughters since! Seven so far, for $70, in honor of the recently-arrived #7.
David Swindale used his African Safari Wine Fest purchase, along with stops in Iceland, Amsterdam and Munich. He returned with thoughtful gifts: a miniature puffin, and the practical gift of paper money: Euros and a South African bill with Mandela on it. He drank all the beer, at Oktoberfest, with none to bring back. $100
Terry Roarke and Walli visited Newfoundland, where he took the Screech Challenge, kissing a fish and drinking rum. $20
Mark Blanchard celebrated his 48th wedding anniversary, and his birthday on 9-11, which he has celebrated as a Crappy Birthday since 2011. $119.
And more Lakewood Rotary Squares:
President Carl: Rose Stevens, Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
Rose: His feet
President Carl: Shiru, in what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
Shiru: Naked and screaming like the rest of us.
President Carl: Ralph Johnson, diamonds should never be kept with the family jewels. Why not?
Ralph: Because they’re so cold.
Program:
Fire Commissioner and Puffin Scott Casebolt reported that Jim Sharp started his fire career as a dispatcher, then as a fireman in University Place, then Assistant Chief at the merger of the fire departments, and Chief in 2013 for West Pierce. Jim described a ballot measure for November, called Prop 1. The proposal, currently used by many other fire departments in the State, changes the fire protection component to a fee (Fire Benefit Charge (FBC)).
Currently, our property tax includes an EMS levy, a regular levy, and a Maintenance and Operations (M&O) levy. If approved, Prop 1 will reduce the regular levy immediately by a third and do away with the M&O levy. In its place will be the FBC, which is not a tax but a fee. It will be calculated by the size of the structure, use of that structure, and risk factors. Jim used examples from three recent fires, a residence, a multi-unit dwelling, and a commercial building:
Residence Multi Unit Commercial
Fire vehicles used 12 19 40
Personnel 24 36 78
Unit Hours 20 75 315
Staff Hours 29 145 619
In this example there was 401% more staff time for Multi than Residential, and 2033% more for Commercial. And yet property tax does not address this inequity. Moreover, a $500,000 valued home and $1.5 M valued home of the same size have paid markedly different M&O taxes, but will be about the same (M&O portion) with the new FBC. The change would start in 2025, if approved by the voters. You can email FBC@westpierce.org with questions, or to get an estimate of the charge to your business or residence. Jim also explained that multiple vehicles often show up to an emergency situation. The interest is in getting their as fast as possible, and this often means a fire truck is the closest. The truck can depart if another higher priority call comes in.
I love programs from Jim Sharp!!
Raffle: 13 white, 1 red, $329. Next week it will be 12 white and 1 red. But Rick Selden did get $5 for his effort!!
Help for Military Families
Help for Military Families
Paula T. Olson
Well, you could tell it was another Friday in Lakewood with the booming music, followed by a bell ring and a whistle that heralded another Rotary meeting with President Carl at the helm. Clint Johnson gave an ode to Fall in his invocation and Greg Horn did a masterful job of leading us in the Pledge to the Flag. Chuck Hellar manned the Paul Harris desk collecting a whopping $546, Mark Edgecomb served as Sergeant at Arms, and the IT Dream Team kept the Zoomers in their squares and the internet buzzing. Walt Richardson took pictures, Paula Olson took notes and the meeting went off without a hitch.
We had some guests. Clint Johnson introduced fellow Court Commissioner Phil Thornton who is running for Superior Court Judge. Clint noted that Phil was endorsed by every living judicial officer and lots of organizations, but the best endorsement of all was his. I don’t know, Phil, that could be a blessing or a curse. Becky Wiggins introduced husband and wannabe member Bill Wiggins as her guest for the fourth time. He said he was still reading the application. Funny guy, huh? Puffins stood to be recognized. Zoomers included Sally Saunders, Liz Heath, Barb Spriggs, John Magnuson, and Jim Sharp. Royalty was in the persons of Greg Horn, Tony Camoroda, and Bill Potter.
Chris Kimball announced Birthdays, Member Anniversaries and Wedding Anniversaries.
Birthdays: Bob Zawilski, Gayle Selden, Greg Rediske, Mark Blanchard, Dave Coleman, Clint Johnson, Mary Jo Strom-Copland, Andy Phillips, Tony Camoroda, and Debbie McVicker. Member Anniversaries: Sally Saunders – 1 year, Mark Herr – 2 years, Bob Martin – 3 years, Leanna Albrecht – 6 years, Eric Quinn – 10 years and Walt Richardson – 40 years. Wedding Anniversaries: Brie and Claude Cooper – 10 years, Kris and Rosemary Peterson – 31 years, Heather and Todd Burgess – 31 years, Walt and Tanya Richardson – 32 years, Greg and Mary Horn – 48 years, Mark and Joanie Blanchard – 48 years, Scott and Kathy Buser – 49 years, Wynn and Margie Hoffman – 56 years, Rick and Sharon Selden – 56 years, and Sam and Sybil Hunter, an amazing 67 years. Congrats to all.
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn mated.
After announcing all these statistics, Chris did his usual “let’s razz the birthday boys and girls.” Bringing Clint, Dave, Tony and Greg up to the front, Chris asked how many members did each of these bands have at their heyday. Greg had the Beatles. He guessed wrong at 5. They had 6. Clint had the Rolling Stones and an argument ensued over whether they had 5 or 6. Clint got a second chance to guess the Partridge Family. Five was wrong; they had six. Dave got the Jackson 5. They had 5 until 1983 when they had 6. Tony got the Moody Blues. He guessed four, 17 and was finally right at five. Rush had 3, ZZ Top had 3, Triumvirate had 3. Deep Purple had 5 and the Glenn Miller Orchestra did not have 50 but 18. Whew!
Tom George of the International Service Committee presented a request for $5,000 to go to a school in Nepal for 136 underprivileged children. As low-income kids, they are outcasts and their school needs lots of repairs such as a new roof. Tacoma 8 is kicking in $5,000 as well as the District. Motion made to approve the funding request, seconded, and all in favor. Sounds like money well spent. The Partners announced the date of the Holiday Party as December 6th. Details to come later. Tony Camoroda had brought bling from the zone conference in Spokane to Mrs. President and Mr. President Carl. He got a frig clip to remind him about the meetings, a stress golf ball, a four-way test coin, a Calgary announcement, an apple tree seed, and a Montana pen. Tony also kicked in $100 for his birthday. John Lowney jealously asked if Tony had cleaned out his desk. Membership is a top priority for the incoming guy.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Because it’s too far to walk.
Jan Gee from the Community Concerns Committee asked for $2,000 for a joint community project of providing food baskets to families identified by the school district as needing help for Thanksgiving. It is led by the First Baptist Church. Motion to approve made, seconded and all in favor. Linda Disney announced that Rotary on Tap will be at Rey Carbone Restaurant on October 10th or 11th, which ever day is a Thursday. Come one, come all.
What did the apple say to the pie baker? Use cherries instead.
Our Youth Exchange student needs homes for the third and fourth quarter of his visit here. Volunteers to host please step forward. Mary Horn will do DACdb training sometime soon. Chuck Hellar and Mark Edgecomb ratted out John Lowney for winning $1,200 at a casino. John tried to downplay it by comparing winning to fishing. You spend more time and money trying to catch something but he still kicked in $50. Prez Carl ratted out Dave Coleman for his phone going off at the last meeting. Dave said it was Carl’s fault it went off because Carl didn’t remind Dave to silence his phone. Dave paid $80 for his 80th birthday plus $10 for general principles. Greg Horn paid $50 for being married to Mary for 48 years and 2 days. Mary said Greg should pay her $50 for staying with him but she relented and matched his $50. Donna Phillips was on time for the meeting today and announced that she had turned over a new leaf. She got a crazy urge to go through her 1,000s of emails and discovered a couple of interesting things. She had three days to get to Frankfurt, Germany for a conference at which she was a presenter. She got there and it was a great conference but challenging travel. She was saddened to discover that in 2023, she was a presenter at a conference in Asia but since she just opened the email a week or so ago, she didn’t get there. She brought Carl back 20 euros and German Chocolate. Donna, you gotta get the award for procrastination. I thought I was bad.
What’s an octopus’ favorite party? Oktoberfest
Dave Anderson introduced our speaker, Mary Tobin, the Program Coordinator at South Sound Military and Community Partnership or SSMCP as its fondly known. Mary is a veteran and a military spouse. There are 50,000 people working at JBLM and about 70% live off base. The local military brings in about $10 million for the local economy but there was no coordination between the bases and the community. In 2011, that was fixed by the creation of SSMCP. SSMCP projects encompass land use, infrastructure, traffic, community relations, child care, housing affordability, and economic development. Mary said that there were about 50 members of the partnership including regional leadership. Of its many priorities, developing employment opportunities for military spouses is a big one. Since it is DOD’s policy for active duty military to live off base, those families need services. A study was conducted to explore issues facing military spouses for employment, which is the number one stressor for military families. Mary said that about 20% of active duty military think about leaving and won’t recommend the service to others. That makes it difficult to recruit new military members.
In terms of the employment of military spouses, it was only recently that careers that require licenses could be transported from the state in which they were obtained to Washington State. Within 30 days, those licenses can be used here for jobs. But this only affects about a third of all spouses. So SSMCP hired a consultant to identify the specific barriers to employment for spouses. A survey was conducted where only about 200 responses were expected and they got 600 responses. Fifteen recommendations were developed and taken back to military spouses for their vetting. Four challenges were discovered for these families. Number one was child care with 90% of military spouses having children under five years of age. Number two was finding suitable jobs. Many employers believe that a military spouse will only be in the job for a short time but in reality, there is far less military movement than in the past. Number three was finding out about resources to help with employment, and the fourth was to obtain sufficient income to help support the families’ basic needs.
Mary spent the rest of her presentation discussing the child care issue, stating that we live in a child care desert where there aren’t enough child care providers for the number of children needing care. The lack of child care is a national problem and creates a $6.5 billion loss. Unfortunately, child care has not been factored into community planning and various issues make opening new child care facilities more difficult. Zoning restrictions is a primary one and once Lakewood leaders learned that restrictions caused only 4% of needed child care to be provided, changes in zoning restrictions brought that number up to 48%. Seattle too improved their restrictions to add 20% more child care providers. Mary used maps to show us the various areas in Pierce County where there is simply insufficient child care. Mary urged us to ask our leadership and legislators to prioritize child care expansion.
Thank you, Mary, for a very interesting presentation. There was $280 in the raffle pot, Linda Ripley won and got herself a fancy white chip and $5.00 that she threw in Carl’s cup.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, September 27th at Noon - Jim Sharp - West Pierce Fire Chief - What is a Fire Benefit Charge?
Friday, September 27th at 7:30pm - Godspell - at The Lakewood Playhouse
Friday, October 4th at Noon - Walt Richardson - Photographer Extraordinaire and Lakewood Rotary Member - Walt's Show and Tell!
Thursday, October 11th beginning at 5:30 pm – Rotary on Tap at Rey Carbone Restaurant. All are welcome!
Interim Lakewood Library is Open!
Right on the dot of 12:30, President Carl rang the bell, blew the whistle as the music (?...he seems to think that is real music) blared from the speaker near me.
His Honor welcomed the Rotarians, Friends of Rotarians…and those who would like to become Rotarians! Philip Lindholm provided us with “a Rotary Moment”, followed by James Oswunda who led us in the pledge to our flag.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie was man-ing (woman-ing) the Paul Harris desk and Linda Disney was noted as the Sgt. at Arms, gathering our coins at the $2.00 table. We left the check-in table to find a seat, with high hopes of winning the pot. Or at least the white chip.
The only guest of a Rotarian that I caught the name was that of Stephanie Wilcox, wife of Troy and super-leader of the Partners in Rotary. The President did acknowledge the Zoomers: Carole Wier, Ralph Johnson, Sally Saunders, Rick Selden and John (Ole’) Magnuson. Others who were noted were PDG Greg Horn and AG Bill Potter.
The Blue Badge recipient of the day was Philip Lindholm.
Then came the announcements. It was announced that the Harvest Hoedown at the H-Barn (which is in Ft. Steilacoom Park) will be held on September 28th at 7:00 p.m. Kids and all are welcome as there will be live country music, family activities, dancing, and food trucks (beer and wine will be available).
It has been Fellowship Week in Lakewood Rotary. “Party Planner”, Phil Eng, told us about the recent Reeder Rotary Roadster Romp which ended on Whidbey Island. The turnout was terrific: Rick, Sharon and Gayle Selden, Greg and Sharon Rediske, Greg and Mary Horn, Don and Lisa Daniels, Steve and Ellen Mazoff, John and Pam Lowney, John and Bonnie Magnuson, Mark and Anne Silva, Bob and Sue Martin, Bob and Marilyn Zawilski, Mary Marlin, Barb Spriggs, Paula Olson, Jan Gee, Sally Saunders, and, of course “The Mother of this Invention”, Jan Reeder!!!
The gang did a real “walk-in-the-park” which was spent at the notable Sculptor Park. Everyone took unique pictures, some of which became “prize winners”. The group toured a glass blowing factory and visited a luscious candy store. And, if I got it right, the two Johns (Magnuson and Lowney) were a real “show stopper”, performing a duet. Really? Didn’t realize there was such talent among us.
The second Fellowship event this week took place at the infamous Yen Ching restaurant in Lakewood. The turnout for Rotary-on-Tap this past Thursday was even better than the Romp. Yen Cheng’s has been serving up the best Chinese food for more than 50 years. They did not disappoint once again. Thanks to Connie Coleman-Lacadie and Linda Disney, with the help of Mark Edgecomb, all put on a great evening.
President Carl fell a little short on collecting fines this week. The only real “dough” came out of the pocket of Bob Zawilski who was fined $77.00 for “over-sharing”. It seems it was Bob’s 77th birthday. Philip Lindholm did pay dearly for a month’s trip in Europe this summer. And, lest I forget, John Lowney topped it all as he bought his son Brian, a Paul Harris last week as he announced that he attended Brian’s installation into the Bethel Rotary club. John is one “proud papa” with Brian becoming the superintendent of the Bethel School District.
I’ve promised each time I write the bulletin I will add to “the bull” a little “moment from the past”. As you can see from the photo below, this is from years and years and years past. The young boy in the photo is someone you know as our treasurer and, if you can believe it, was our president in 1999-2000. Yep, that’s John Lowney. I’ll bet you can’t guess who the gal in the photo is. Send me a text to 253-279-5494, if you have any idea.
I’ll buy the winner a raffle ticket next week.
Today’s program was one we have all been waiting for: “What’s Going on at the Lakewood Library?” Brie Cooper introduced Gretchen Caserotti, Executive Director and our own Elysha Ryan who is an employee of the Pierce County Library System also. Gretchen has spent her entire working life in the library system and provided a detailed account of what has happened during the last several years since the Lakewood “Tenzler” Library had to close due to the deterioration of the “old” building which is located across from the Clover Park High School.
Calling her a “super star”, Gretchen turned the program over to Elysha to lead us on a virtual tour of the new library located on Gravelly Lake Dr. and Alfaretta St. As we entered the main door we were delighted to find a well-lit area. She continued to the energy-efficient Study Room and reading area clad with adult materials. Artwork from the old Tenzler building was installed in this area, making former library attendees feel right at home.
Next we entered the Teen Area, then on to the Children’s Area which is filled with safe and comfortable furniture.
Then came the Meeting Room…an area for all kinds of activities, meetings and community get-togethers.
In each area we found computers galore and dozens and dozens of plug-ins where one can bring along their own personal computer, hook it up and get right to work or pleasure.
Elysha’s presentation was ended with an enthusiastic applause. Gretchen stepped back to the “mic” to take questions from our club. She discussed a plethora of lessons that had been learned from the time the roof failed at the old library until the opening of the new building: everything from a “need to move faster” to “the importance of long-range capital funding”.
A recent Tacoma News Tribune article that revealed the final cost of the new structure was $2.9 million encouraged Greg Horn to ask Gretchen: “What is the true cost?” She responded that the estimate in 2011 was $4 to $5 million. So far the estimate is $9,500,000 and counting. This includes the land and remediation of the soil, as the site was contaminated by the old Chevron station
The Friends of the Lakewood Library invite you to come see for yourself soon.
The dinner bell rang and the raffle ended this long and informative meeting. We were out the door and on to the rest of our day….me to meet friends for an enlightening game of bridge!
Reeder Roadster Romp Report - Special Edition
Reeder Roadster Romp Report - Special edition
Paula Olson
I’m reporting from the reservations line (not to be confused with the standby line) of the Port Townsend Ferry dock on the annual Reeder Roadster Romp to Whidbey Island. Thanks to Phil and Judy Eng with indispensable help from Bonnie Magnuson (okay, hubby John helped a little), it was a great success for about 30 participants.
Afterward, we congregated up the hill and around the corner to The Coupeville Inn and got settled in our rooms. Next we went across the street to the Coupeville Community Center for social time and dinner. Phil Eng outlined our next day’s travels and served up pizza, salad, and lots of delicious desserts. The troops mounted a near mutiny when General Eng tried to get us to report for duty in the parking lot at 8:30 am on Monday. After vigorous debate, we settled on 9:30 am with the lure of a new raffle ticket.
Monday morning in the parking lot, Bonnie Magnuson outlined the highlights of our day starting with the Sculpture Forest, onto the Greenbank Farm, and then the town of Langley. If you haven’t seen the Sculpture Forest, it’s a must stop next time you come to Coupeville. As you can see by the pictures, many sculptures fitted the personalities of the rompers. Gayle Selden challenged the photogs to a picture contest and a shiny extra raffle ticket for the best picture. Look below for the winner and runner up.
Next stop was the Greenbank Farm with lots of acres of farm stuff and little stores. With a caravan of about 15 cars, we all got there despite Bonnie missing a turn and having all 15 cars back track a bit. The lady rompers spent some money on arty & crafty stuff with some longsuffering husbands alongside. The cheese shop was spectacular and the wine and pie store almost better. Four single gals went in on a loganberry pie (it was cheaper to buy the whole pie divided by four than four single pieces. We must have saved $.50 and got bigger pieces) It was totally delicious for breakfast Tuesday morning. Yeah, we broke down and gave Greg Horn a piece because he looked so pathetic with his yogurt and toast.
Onto Langley after some changes in plans. General Phil warned us that we have a great dinner ahead “Don’t eat too much at lunch so you’ll be hungry!” “Yes, dad,” we all chorused. Many of us ended up Prima Bistro, a French meets Pacific Northwest restaurant upstairs over a great shop. We all forgot dad’s words of advice and ate too much. After a little more shopping, we went back home to Coupeville to pass out for a few minutes before dinner back at the community center.
Phil hit it out of the park with a chicken and steak dinner from the Front Street Grill down the hill. The chicken was delicious with a wonderful sauce and the steak was a perfect medium rare along with fresh veggies and mashed potatoes from real potatoes. After dinner, the real fun began with three birthday people coming up to the front of the hall: Bob Zawalksi, Sue Martin, and Greg Rediski. Jan Gee was ready with her true or false trivia game and questions for the celebrated three. The first question was a stumper, asking if it true that there are professional fart smellers in China who diagnose illness based on the scent. After Bob gave his best answer, the room chimed in. Based on the raucous deliberation from the peanut gallery, it seemed half the peanuts were right. It is true. Several similar questions followed. Then cake and cupcakes were presented with candles and best wishes.
The highlight of the evening was the raffle. A table of intriguing gift bags were waiting for 10 lucky ticket holders. Things started to get ugly when Lisa Daniels (on instructions from Don) stole the big bottle of Tequila and margarita mixer from the hands of a happy Sharon Rediski. We all thought the last winning ticket holder would steal it again but Mary Marlin was happy with her fuzzy blanket. We listened to birthday songs for John Lowney and John Magnuson penned by Greg Rediski. No, it wasn’t their birthdays but the songs were worth listening to. Neither one will make the top 50,000 but we all got a few good laughs.
The end of the evening was voting on our next venue for RRR 2025. Suggestions came slow and tenuous but included Oregon Garden Resort in Silverton, Oregon passionately presented by Don Daniels, Hood River, OR, Pacific City, OR, Walla Walla, WA and some other places. Oregon Gardens was the winner with Don helping Phil to do some research on accommodations. We left happy and ready to head home on Tuesday morning.
If you haven’t been on a RRR, I strongly recommend you do. We all had a great time in a beautiful location with good friends. And what happens on the RRR, stays on the RRR. None of it could happen without the hard work of Phil Eng, Bonnie Magnuson, Wagon Master Rick Seldon and others. All the RRRs of 2024 send our sincere thanks.
Love is in the Air!
Love is in the Air!
By Joe Quinn
Following his strict agenda, President Carl Bronkema (PCB, like the dreaded pollutant), turned on his “Prelude Music” at 12:27. At 12:30, give or take, PCB rang the bell, blew the whistle and did whatever else was necessary to get Lakewood Rotarians to be quiet, so he could start the meeting. He welcomed all Rotarians, Friends of Rotarians, and those “who would like to become Rotarians.”
PCB called for a special video as a memorial to the upcoming September 11th date. This was a compendium, created in 2021 on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, of firefighter memorials at various fire stations in the region, complete with bagpipes. Very moving. PCB asked Jim Sharp—West Pierce Fire Chief—to remind us of any upcoming ceremonies to be held next Wednesday. Jim said the West Pierce Fire and Rescue memorial will be held at the headquarters of the fire department, just off Bridgeport Way near 37th Street in University Place at 5:30 p.m. on 9/11.
The usual suspects were thanked and recognized: Bud Montgomery at the Paul Harris desk (where he collected $1240 by the way), Gary Barton as Sergeant at Arms, and the family dream team or setup crew led by Rob Erb and including Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden and James Osundwa.
PCB made the Puffins stand up and several were present to be recognized. The photog today was Bob Zawilski and the Scribe writing this screed is Joe Quinn. (By the way, remember Mr. PCB that traditionally all Bulletin Writers enjoy total immunity from presidential fines, sanctions, and other insults.)
Gary Barton introduced Visiting Rotarian Dennis Bushman of Gig Harbor and also Jim Merritt of Tacoma 8. Jim was given the usual ration of you know what for not joining our club, because he visits often. Jan Gee introduced Joe Walsh, the Producing Art Director of Lakewood Playhouse and soon-to-be Lakewood Rotarian. Applause rang out.
PCB welcomed all the Zoomers and then called on Rick Selden, who was back with us today. Rick said a few words of thanks and said it has been a long journey, dealing with wife Sharon’s illness, but on a brighter note, he said they just celebrated their 56th wedding anniversary. A little bird told me that Gayle Selden, their loving daughter and member of this club, posted erroneously on Facebook that it was only their 55th! Sorry Gayle, there goes your inheritance for that egregious error! Rick donated $100 and said he was also donating enough to finish his next Paul Harris award.
Gary Barton provided the comic relief at that point, stating that he owed someone a refund of one dollar from the raffle money. Numerous wags raised their hands to claim the cash.
Not one to be outdone on the humor front, PCB then held up the Rotary Citation earned during Mary Horn’s year as President; Carl said this was not the usual type of citation he received from the cops! Carl then held an informal auction of a $100 gift certificate from Harkness Furniture. We believe this was donated by Dave Harkness to our Wine and Beer Event. I think ultimately he got $100 from Rick Selden, but it was like pulling teeth from these tightwads. Carl is a good dentist.
PCB acknowledged our three dignitaries who we think were all present today: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter.
Sunshine: Wendy McGowan said all is well.
PCB wanted to award six blue badges to six current red badge members but none of the six were present today! Greg Rediske will be calling them about perfect attendance! Not!
Stephen Enquist awarded her sixth Paul Harris to Barb Spriggs, who was back with us today. Barb said she is still working—along with Shiru Oswunda—with her Next Step mentee. Steve also explained the points system, which enables Paul Harris Fellows to give a PH award to relatives or friends. Steve said 87 of our approximately 125 members are Paul Harris Fellows.
Anne Enquist announced that the deadline is passing for buying tickets to Godspell at the Lakewood Playhouse. This exclusive Rotary event for us and Clover Park Rotarians will be held on September 27th and costs only $23 today. Joe Walsh said there will be a Q&A session immediately afterwards to chat with the cast.
Don Daniels announced for Partners for Parks the Harvest Hoedown at the H Barn in Fort Steilacoom Park, to be held on September 28th from 4-7 p.m. There will be live music. Don said he needs five Rotary volunteers to help on that day. Contact Don to help.
Linda Disney said Rotary on Tap will be held at Yen Ching on South Tacoma Way at 88th Street, in the Champions Bar, on September 12th—this coming Thursday.
It was noted that many Rotarians will be out of town this week to Whidbey Island for the Reeder Roadster Romp.
Jan Gee called for a vote to give $2000 to Clare’s Closet from the Community Concerns Committee budget. They provide clothing to patients departing the hospital at St. Clare’s who need clothing for any reason. The program helped 330 patients last year alone.
Bill Potter mentioned the Nourish Luncheon, which only costs $20 and said to see him for details. (You will have to, as the scribe missed the date and time.) And maybe the $20 was a fine he paid for making a commercial announcement. It must cost more than that; after all, it is a fundraiser.
Fines: Your faithful scribe offered up $20 to honor our (absentee) President. Not because he showed up to run the meeting again. No, no. It was because he finally finished his Youth Protection Screening process. He showed nothing was amiss on his Criminal Background Check and he is NOT listed on the National Sex Offender Register! Yay Carl. Very proud of you and thankful that we scribes—the Fourth Estate—enjoy total immunity in all we say and do!
Steve Mazoff donated $20 just because he was happy to see Rick Selden and our PCB matched that Greenleaf. Dave Coleman gave $80 due to a birthday in that amount. Barb Spriggs threw in $20 as she was happy to be back visiting. Rob Erb, acknowledging the immunity of bulletin writers, donated some money in honor of last week’s scribe—Donn Irwin—but I am not sure of Donn’s transgression. (Probably picked on PCB.)
Gary Barton, who continued to have problems with those hard-to-use microphones, donated $40 and from what we could hear, it had something to do with going through the Ballard Locks or some locks or unlocking the mic or the safe with the raffle dollars in it.
THE PROGRAM: Our program today was about a Humanitarian’s Journey & the Peace Bus. Our speaker was Kwabi Amoah-Ferson, ably introduced by Veronica Bronkema.
A fascinating guy, Kwabi told us about his life as a humanitarian, who started down that road while working his way through grad school. His life changed when he consulted with a mentor at his college. The professor told him not to ask: “What do I want to do with my life?” Instead, he said, ask: “Who do I want to be?” Right then and there Kwabi said he decided to be a humanitarian.
At some point, Kwabi traveled to London, where he met Brian Ha, who apparently had camped out in front of Parliament for 10 years (!) to demonstrate for peace in the world. This impressed him and so he wanted to devote his life to humanitarian causes.
He started by hanging out at Wright Park in Tacoma with a couple of handmade signs every Saturday morning, just to talk with passersby about how to achieve peace in the world. Eventually he was able to buy a small bus (looks like a VW bus) and repainted it blue, placing a Peace sign on it. Eventually, he used the Peace Bus to venture to other cities like Seattle and San Francisco to personally hold forth with the public about peace. A friend told Kwabi that there was a man in the Netherlands he needed to meet as the man had the same vision.
Kwabi told us about his trip to Europe where he had interesting experiences. In Belgium, an old man approached him, gesticulating and shouting in a language Kwabi could not understand. Probably it was French. Kwabi tried to tell him he was totally lost, but the man could not understand English. A young woman came along and, as she could speak both English and French she quickly translated. The man was excited and trying to tell Kwabi that he was so delighted, because Kwabi was the first black man he had ever seen in his life! Hugs were exchanged all around.
In 2019 Kwabi started distributing socks in downtown Tacoma including the Hilltop. Then he decided that giving socks to immigrants down near the Southern border would be a good humanitarian effort. After all, everybody needs socks, he reasoned. Kwabi and his friends took the Peace Bus and a truck full of socks down through Oregon and California, giving out some to the poor along the way. He tried to contact Border Patrol officials to ask them some questions about immigration. They turned him away more than once. Eventually, however, they asked for a picture of the Peace Bus. He sent them a picture and that seemed to pave the way for a ride-along with the border folks to go into the areas where the immigrants were, shortly after they crossed the border.
Because of that successful venture, Margaret Larson of King 5 TV decided to interview Kwabi. Publicity like that helped to get the word out about his efforts. Soon, Kwabi was notified that he had been nominated to receive the Greater Tacoma Peace Prize! He had never heard of it. It seemed to him as a sort of lifetime achievement award and he is the youngest person ever to receive it. That prize included a trip to Oslo, Norway to the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize and other prizes. He found that fascinating and he even got to meet the Prime Minister of Norway.
Kwabi and friends even ran a Santa program, where kids who sent letters to Santa were given gifts by Kwabi dressed up as Santa Claus. Although lots of letters were received, all kids got a gift. They delivered to over 200 kids and 98 houses! Unusual presents included a hamster and-- for one five year old girl—a pan. Turned out that it was an Indian family whose restaurant had to close during the pandemic. The girl wanted the pan so she could cook at home to continue her training to work in the Indian restaurant someday.
This was a fast-moving program and 1:30 came quickly this time. Carl asked if Kwabi wanted to keep talking (as he was clearly not done) and he said yes. Carl allowed the “early leavers” to go about their business and did the drawing before that. John Lowney won, but only $5.
Kwabi continued for several minutes after that, and several Rotarians stayed to listen. To learn more go to https://www.thepeacebus.org This scribe eventually had to leave, but I hope someone asked Kwabi this question: “How do you survive and do all these good works without a job?” He must support himself somehow.
And that is why this Lakewood Key is entitled “Love is in the Air.”
There was a drawing and lucky! Lucky for us, it was only $5.00.
A Toast to Ralph
I should have known something was amiss when Tom George greeted me at the sign in desk dressed a little more formally. A nice blue tie adorned his pressed button up shirt. He also seemed a bit more harried than usual. I soon learned with the rest of the meeting attendees that Tom was our President for the day.
President Elect Tom George rang the bell to start the meeting. Paula Olson shared a Rotary moment by honoring Labor Day and those who are in dangerous jobs. Tom called up Ralph Lockhart to do his rendition of the Toast to the Flag. Ralph has been performing that for many years. He’ll soon be moving to Arizona full time, so it was nice to start the meeting off with his fun Flag tradition. Thanks for your 40 years of Rotary service, Kerosene! (Kerosene is Ralph Lockhart’s nickname.)
Tom George acknowledged Chuck Hellar at the Paul Harris desk, Leon Titus at the Raffle table and the set-up crew of Rob Erb, James Osundwa, Wynn Hoffman and Tom George. Tom giggled as he thanked himself, he seemed almost surprised he was on the set up crew. He announced me, Gayle Selden, as the bulletin writer who is firmly set in taking a first-person approach to this bulletin. And our photographer, Walt Richardson who always takes care to catch the best angles.
Leon Titus introduced visiting Rotarian, Andrea Suarez, from University District Sunrise (Seattle). Andrea founded the We Love Seattle program that works with homeless issues. She was recently named Rotarian of the Year of her district, District 5030. She was a guest of Angela Connelly who always provides the best introductions.
James Osundwa waved down Tom to introduce Adia, his and Shiru’s daughter.
Wendy had no new Sunshine, but someone in the crowd asked how Sharon was doing from Zoomer Rick Selden. We then had a fun couple of moments watching Rick try to unmute himself getting closer and closer to the screen. I must say our family needs as much laughter as we can get so it was a nice distraction. Both Dad and I need to take breaks from trying to understand words like neurocognitive. We appreciate all the support and care we are receiving but honestly, it’s very difficult to talk about. So that is why sometimes there is no sunshine report from the Selden family.
Tom had a whole bunch of blue badges he wanted to hand out but apparently Carl had possession of them. He asked Mary to come up and tell us about the Rotary Citation our club received. Mary praised the board and members who did all the work to get this award.
Mary also instructed the members to sign up for activities to take our new exchange student, Jeffery. Sign up to take Jeffery on a Seattle or Tacoma adventure, have him over for dinner and a game night, or help him learn the game of tennis. Amelia, our last exchange student, just reached out to me to see how Jeffery was settling in. Last year I took Amelia to Bumbershoot, a music festival I had never attended. We had fun dancing in the rain to music I had never heard before. Allow yourself to try something new with the exchange student as your excuse to experience a new thing. You will not be disappointed.
Tom then decided to go straight to fines and asking if anyone wanted to add to Carl’s cup. Jan Gee grabbed the mic, Tom got a little excited and then she proceeded to make a Community Concerns announcement instead of paying a fine.
Jan and Mary Moss told us a bit about the Lakewood Multicultural Association and their plan to bring the community together and celebrate the trailblazers that shape it. The Community Concerns committee proposed a $2,000 donation to the Lakewood Multicultural Association. It was moved, seconded and approved by voice vote.
Steve Enquist presented Paul Harris awards to Angela Connely (her 2nd), Donn Irwin (his 5th), Chris Kimball (his 7th with the correct pin this time) and Scott Buser was recognized as a Major Donor many times over.
After all the announcements were done, Tom got back to fines. Ron Irwin stood with $1 and some T- Shirts and ask Chief Sharp to tell a story. Station 21 picked Ivan as their station mascot and Jim thoughtfully brought Ron two shirts with a very buff Ivan holding some extraction tools. Ron tried to make Jim pay a fine—for bringing him some shirts! The crowd was not having it and Jim and Ron both said they were making $50 Foundation fines. Ron pocked the $1 he was planning on paying.
Jim must’ve felt guilty and said he had been to Vegas and Napa and had moved his son. Although he lost all his money to Vegas gambling and Napa wine purchases by Brandee, he still gave another $50.
Dave Swindale donated in honor of Food for the Little Pantry project and Bob Zawilski said more money would be welcome.
Rob Erb tried to accuse a fellow bulletin writer of abuse of power. . .but the pen is power we never abuse as writers of The Key so calling out Donn Irwin was unnecessary. But Donn got up name dropped someone that took Rob to the Boeing Classic Golf tournament and Rob paid $20 for a longer story than Donn’s pants. Zoomer and pontificating bulletin writer John Magnussen offered to start a fund so Donn could buy a whole pair of pants.
Don Anderson paid for his 48th wedding anniversary. Becky Wiggens threw in $20 for knowing the person who Donn dropped the name of earlier. Kris Kaufman celebrated a family picnic in the Olympic National Park where 86 family members were present. He also suggested we all check out the Ivan exhibit at the Lakewood Historical Society. Clint Johnson rounded out the fines by paying for 3 weeks in Europe and he did not rat out the other Rotarians who joined him on that trip to lessen his fine.
The honorable Clint Johnson introduced Ron Slye, Professor of Law from Seattle University. Ron has been a professor since 1997 and concentrates on international law. He had a long resume that this bulletin writer thought she might get a copy of but didn’t. He is Anne Enquists favorite former colleague so that makes him the tops.
Ron taught us about the International Criminal Court in specific regards to the Russia/Ukraine war and the Israel/ Palestine conflict. 125 states (out of 195) participate in the International Criminal Court. Notable nonmembers include the United States, Russia, Israel, China and India do not.
The jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court includes War Crimes, Crimes against Humanity, Genocide and Acts of Aggression. The court can prosecute any act of committed by a national of member states or on the territories of any state party.
In the case of the Ukrainian invasion by Russia there are four indictments coming out of the ICC. They include charging Putin and others of War Crimes (unlawful deportation of civilians). There are also War Crimes and Crimes against Humanity charges on Russian military leaders for the attacks on civilian population. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine could not be considered an aggressive act as there are special rules as only members states of the ICC can be charged with aggression.
As Palestine is a member state there are inditements on members of Hamas who coordinated the October 7th attacks. Bejamin Netanyahu is being charged with war crimes even though he is from a non-member state as the crimes occurred on member site of Palestine. The charges stem from the deliberate starvation of the civilian population in Gaza.
Not the same as the Geneva convention, the ICC is a separate treaty. It helps support the Geneva convention. And although Putin will not show up for his trial he now has to monitor his travel and avoid member states as he should be arrested. If found guilty of the War Crimes he would expect sanctions from member states.
Sudanese leader Al Jazeera was found guilty of crimes and should have been arrested while in member Kenya’s country. He was not and that put the court into question the courts efficacy. The ICC doesn’t have its own military or police, so it relies on its member states to detain those on trial.
When asked why the US wasn’t a member its large worldwide military presence gives it high exposure. But the US government still supports the actions and jurisdictions. Even though the US is not a member there have been suspects apprehended by the US government.
Dwight Williams was the lucky winner of $5 in the raffle.
And with that Tom got through his first Lakewood Rotary meeting.
Relevance
Relevance
John Magnuson
If you are new to Lakewood Rotary there is a chance we have not met, yet. “We” as in Zoomers. As such, “We” may make references to stuff you haven’t been introduced to yet. For example: The Greenleaf, The Easter Pancake Breakfast, The Wild Game Dinner, etc. As this week’s bulletin writer, I will tell you a reference to the “weekly bulletin” is inaccurate because the bulletin, or bull, is actually “The Key.” Neither here nor there in importance, other than you have much to learn, Grasshopper (Puffin.) You probably already know one of Rotary’s tasks is the worldwide elimination of Polio. Another, for 20 years, is the Rotary Peace Fellowship program.
Pay close attention: You Northies have discovered a cure that ends all diseases, as we know them. All diseases, mind you. Imagine, an end to all suffering known to humankind brought about by illness! Dwell on that amongst yourselves: you Northies are about to bless the world with the news that disease, malady, sickness – however you name it – gone for good and forever. Wow! Are there enough Sainthoods to go around for all of you Northies?
Southies: wipe that look of envy off your faces, Southies, for you have discovered a way to end all wars, conflicts, hostilities now and forever! N.O.M.O.R.E.W.A.R.S! Can you imagine? Well, you Southies have just learned you hold the key to lasting and global forever peace! And you are about to share it with the world, but first you must convince the Northies that everlasting peace is more virtuous and of more wonderful consequence than what they propose – a world without disease.
Here is the dilemma: you can’t have both. You can have a world without war – The Southies position, program, - call it what you will but as set forth by the Southies it is a world of forever peace worldwide! If you are a Northie you are setting forth a world without disease, now and forever! Who wouldn’t want that? You must convince your Southie or Northie counterpart of the virtue of your position. There is only one correct answer. No compromise. It is “either” “or” and it is binding!
Here are the rules for this discussion: All of you lawyers, Judges, Colonels, Generals, Doctors, Professors, Scientists and Politicians can change nothing in what is set forth in the foregoing. No “What ifs,” no “But’s,” no “We need to make a change…,” If any of you so much as even tries to revise the hypothesis, you are out. You are neither a Northie nor a Southie, you are a cipher, vapor, and PP Ron Irwin will be your personal purgatoryesque supervisor, so think before you speak!
We will need your decision forthwith. The situation is dire. Get busy!
Friday’s meeting, and it was a doozie! Please pardon my brevity.
Invocation and Pledge of Allegiance – Phyllis Stone and Dave Coleman
Visitors – Angela Connely introduced a guest/visiting Rotarian Michael Holloway from Tacoma 8.
Set-up Special Ops – Same team as always.
Puffins – A plethora of Puffins was not present. Taiwanese International exchange student Jeffery was introduced along with Barlow’s grand-nephews.
Announcements - Rick gave a hopeful update on our dear Sharon. Note to new members: be advised to meet and love the Selden family. Yes, that is your assignment. It isn’t a task but a labor of love!
Business – Reeder Roadster Romp coming soon. There are a couple of openings – see Phil. This year’s event will be a tour of Whidbey Island. PDG Greg Horn was seen in a hospital gown. Floating Board Meeting aka Family Picnic was hosted by lots of folks; Steve, Rick, Bud, Bob Martin, Greg. See top picture.
PP Joe Quinn introduced General Keith Dayton as Friday’s speaker. He recently presented his perspective on the conflict in the Middle east – to wit: Palestinian Israeli war. Friday’s presentation dealt with the Ukrainian Russian conflict. His many years in the Pentagon and as an advisor qualifies him as an expert of such matters. His US Army years number from 1970 – 2010. Doing the math results in lots of numbers.
The general says the conflict is portrayed as Russia being the aggressor and Ukraine as victim. The collapse of Ukraine appears inevitable if matters continue on the present trajectory. Russia can afford to conduct the war slowly but the Ukraine is broke and relies almost entirely on US support and some other NATO countries for contributions of obsolete munitions, armor and aircraft. Russia outmatches Ukraine military resources and manpower by at least three to one. The Ukraine conscripts are untrained whereas the Russian Army is a thoroughly trained military elite by comparison. The US is involved in a proxy war with Russian and the effort is to weaken Russia. It is having the opposite effect. The US is almost exclusively supplying the materiel and capital to wage this war. China is observing every move America makes in order to gauge our strength. China and Russia have a committed alliance.
Russia’s goals don’t seem to extend beyond the Crimean territory. Their interests center on seaport access. The Ukrainians want reparations from Russia which they won’t get so long as we are funding them. Where is the motivation? Ukraine is not part of NATO and Russia is adamantly opposed to such a step. That would lead to a much broader and vigorous conflict ending in the prompt destruction of the Ukraine. And, escalation of war footings into NATO Alliance countries. The US wants a weakened Russia and a change in the Putin regime. The Ukraine has always been a corrupt government, and they suffer terribly from the lopsided conflict. 300,000 dead and 350,000 wounded with no way to replace those soldiers. The Russian casualties don’t even seem to matter because there are hundreds of thousands more where their losses came from. Looking at a map of the conflict year over year shows minimal change in territory. Tiny Ukrainian incursions are quickly reversed or bypassed by Russian superiority.
The worst outcome the US could foresee is a Black Swan event – probably caused by Russia’s nuclear capability. That would force the US to cease Ukrainian operations – read that as support. That would send a signal to China as to what limits the US is willing to endure. Read that as the US defense of Taiwan against China. Read that as against China which means also against Russia. Zero sum game!
Bits and pieces: F-16’s are not a solution but merely a waste of resources. The Ukraine is running out of conscript able men. Russia is willing to slow-walk the war because they have everything to gain and nothing to lose. The General liked a historic quote by Roberrt E. Lee when asked about the confederacy’s pointless offensive at Gettysburg, “We were too weak to surrender, so we had to attack!” Ahhh, the pointless, fruitless, Godawfulness of war! – Excuse me the editorial point here. JWM
What does it mean that more global economy countries drop the US dollar as their monetary standard? That is one of the objectives of NOW – New World Order. So, who is “winning?” In the words of General and President Dwight D. Eisenhower, “Beware the military industrial complex.” The US continues to weaken itself in some sort of mass denial. For example; the strategic petroleum reserve – once so mighty, is vastly diminished. Mid-year 2004 there were 4.1 bm bbl in reserve, 2000 days. Mid-year 2023 there were 347 mm bbl or 17 days in reserve! Why? Can anyone quantify the risk of a malware meltdown? Can the US Navy defend Taiwan in a war conducted on the high seas? What happened when General Milley recommended a cease fire in 2023 only to have the president “clarify” what he meant – essentially no cease fire and goodbye Milley? These are harrowing times we live in.
Thank you, General, for your candor.
PP Ron Irwin increased his net worth by $5 with a white chip.
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
Upcoming Events:
Friday, August 30 at Noon - Ron Slye - Professor of Law - International Criminal Court with respect to the Russia-Ukraine War
Friday, September 6 at Noon - Kwabi Amoah-Forson - Humanitarian & Influencer - A Humanitarian's Journey: Kwabi Amoah-Forson & the Peace Bus
Reeder Roadster Romp to Whidbey Island – September 8, 9, 10th. Contact Phil Eng
PhilEng@Live.com as there is some space available
How to Keep Your Brain Normal as You Age
Fairly newly minted President Carl Bronkema (PCB) started the meeting off at precisely 12:30PM after the collective was subject to some unintelligible musical soundtrack. The esteemed Eric Warn gave us a “moment” and Jim Bisceglia led us in the pledge.
The Players making it all happen for us:
Dick Ferrell at the Paul Harris table and the unstoppable Chuck Hellar at the raffle desk/doubling as Sgt at Arms.
On this date in 1501 – Michelangelo was awarded a contract to create a statue of David.
Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke and James Osundwa set us up and kept us going. (Their leader, one Rob Erb, was doing family duty in another state south of here…. perhaps PCB could get a Greenleaf out of him at next week’s meeting, just sayin’).
On this date in 1812 – The British capture Detroit
A colony of penguins stood up and were recognized. Publishers note: Donnnnnn, we call our newer members Puffins, not penguins.
We had one visiting Rotarian – Pat Skinner from Sumner Rotary.
Guests of Rotarians included: Walli Roarke, Ellen Mazoff, Kirsten Quinn (Joe’s better half), Johanah Kang (Eric’s better half) and Sally Vogel (both of these ladies were introduced as guests by Eric Quinn Esq).
On this date in 1896 – Gold was discovered in the Yukon Territory
We were happy to see Carole Wier IN PERSON for a change and not on Zoom. Welcome back to the PNW Carole.
Zoomers for the meeting were a couple of Johns – Lowney and Magnuson. They were joined by Scott Buser and Patrick Smith.
Wendy McGowan reported that there was no sunshine – no news is good news!
PCB acknowledged our PDG Greg Horn, DGE (District Governor Elect) Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter
On this date in 1898 – The roller coaster was patented
Announcements, Fines, Birthdays, Anniversaries and other such stuff:
Club Secretary and Lakewood Rotary know-it-all, Greg Rediske, was called upon by PDG to give us all a reminder of how old we are. Greg updated us on this month’s birthday boys and girls as well as reveal the months wedding and club anniversary celebrants. Mr. R had those birthday people that were present step forward and then asked them to name the movie that the sound bite he played on his phone came from. Most of it was intelligible…. some not so much but it was fun exercise in any case. Here are the results as best as I could tell:
John Magnuson – When Harry Met Sally
John Lowney – 2001 A Space Odessey
Wendy McGowan – Pygmalion, er Pygmalion……no…. My Fair Lady
Terry Roarke – who knows?
Carole Wier – Wizard of Oz (not Kansas)
Wynn Hoffman – I know what you’re thinking……Dirty Harry
On this date in 1927 – Babe Ruth hits first home run out of Comiskey Park in Chicago
The memorial service for Bob Hammar will be on Sunday, August 25th at University Place Presbyterian Church at 2:00PM
The Lakewood Rotary Family Picnic (formerly Floating Board meeting) is at 4:30 p.m. August 22nd at Holly Hedge Estates, 7201 Holly Hedge Lame SW. Family and friends are welcome, but registration deadline is Tuesday, August 20. Please go to the Lakewood Rotary website - Lakewoodrotary.com, click on Make A Payment then click on Rotary Family Picnic 8/22.
Bud Montgomery paid $81.00 into the Paul Harris Foundation in honor of his 81st birthday last month.
On this date in 1930 – “Fiddlesticks”, the first color sound cartoon is released by ex-Walt Disney Studio, Ub lwerks
Chuck Hellar Rated On A Rotarian (R.O.A.R.) by letting PCB know that Bill Potter has a new vehicle parked in his driveway…. Bill has a new Ford 150. (Should that be worth $150.00?).
Connie Coleman-Lacadie – took a vacation of more than five days for the first time in years. She visited Maine and Massachusetts. Apparently she did not realize you could fly between those two states, so she round-tripped it to Seattle in between.
PCB called out his wife for getting low net in a golf tournament in BC. Not sure who paid the fine on this one but do believe that PCB also went on this golf trip but obviously forgot to fine himself….
Bob Martin paid some money ($29) in honor of a couple of fellow Lakewood Rotarians that help get his stalled boat out of the lake.
On this date in 1960 – Cypress granted independence for Britian
On this day in 1962 Ringo Starr joined the Beatles
Eric Quinn got up and re-introduced his wife Johanah and Sally Vogel as our speakers for today’s presentation. Both of these women have PHD’s in neuropsychology and have known each other for a long time.
The two women introduced themselves and gave a brief summary of their backgrounds and then got right into the presentation.
Normal aging: We reach height of cognitive performance at the age of 30-40. Normal signs of aging after that are things like misplacing your keys or walking into a room and can’t remember why you are there, maybe even forgetting the name of someone you just met – but you figure it out quickly and move on.
Mild cognitive impairment warning signs - misplace your keys frequently and can’t find them. Often losing your train of thought mid-task and forgetting the name of someone you have known for a long time.
According to the Mayo Clinic: Dementia is a term used to describe a group of symptoms affecting memory, thinking and social abilities. In people who have dementia, the symptoms interfere with their daily lives. Dementia isn't one specific disease. Several diseases can cause dementia.
Dementia generally involves memory loss. It's often one of the early symptoms of the condition. But having memory loss alone doesn't mean you have dementia. Memory loss can have different causes.
Alzheimer's disease is the most common cause of dementia in older adults, but there are other causes of dementia.
Sally and Johanah note that dementia has cognitive changes that affect your daily life: scheduling, finances, shopping, socialization and medication management for example. Often these changes are so subtle you and others around you don’t realize what is happening.
Neuropsychological evaluations test functions such as language, attention and problem solving and include behavioral observation. Clinical reviews are performed and a report is written to help people figure out what to do moving forward.
Johanah and Sally provide 5 top tools for slowing brain aging:
Exercise, healthy diet, good sleep, lower stress and engage (be active and keep learning – engage in the arts (music dancing and art).
Many questions followed with the presenters offering to stay after to answer more of them once PCB called the meeting.
On this date in 1969 – First performance of the group Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
On this date in 2012 – First official water shortage declared at Lake Mead
On this date in 2022 President Joe Biden signed the Inflation Reduction Act into law.
The raffle drawing was won by none other than Greg Rediske and he drew a white chip for $5.00.
If you were born on August 16th, you are famous…. along with these other folks – Madonna, Steve Carell, T.E. Lawrence, Forrest E. Mars Jr. (Mars Candy) and Angella Bassett to name a few.
Do you think Ole reads this stuff?
And from the Scribe Donnnnn himself - The incoherent prattling can be blamed on eating three cookies. The fact that the scribe is allowed to write this stuff at all can be blamed on the knuckleheads that let him on the committee.
I thought that the presentation was very interesting. Plus, I’m happy I remember some of it.
Best,
Donnnnnn
Just Venmo Me . . .
Just Venmo Me…
Steve Saalfeld
Though August 9, 2024 marked the 50th anniversary of Gerald Ford taking the reins after President Richard Nixon resigned in disgrace, I’m here to assure you that President Carl Bronkema is not a crook.
At 12:30pm, President Carl Bronkema called the weekly gathering of Lakewood Rotarians to order. Chris pinch hit for Shiru with the invocation and Gary Fulton saluted the flag.
Sgt At Arms: Jan Gee
Photographer: Walk Richardson
The set up team was acknowledged, though it was a skeleton crew of Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke and James Osundwa pulling together to ensure the meeting went off without a hitch. And this observer can confirm it was indeed a hitchless endeavor.
President Carl acknowledged today’s bulletin writer (Steve Saalfeld—hey, that’s me!) and announced that when he and I were wee-high to a Puffin in our earliest days of Lakewood Rotarianism, he thought I might be up there being presidential before he grabbed the gavel as he noticed I have yet to meet a microphone I didn’t like. I assured him that him being in the top spot well before me is a sign that our club has way more common sense and wisdom than we initially thought.
This day in history (1854): Henry David Thoreau’s transcendental meditation Walden was published. Thoreau’s book was all about self-reliance, though modern scholars have revealed that his mommy did his laundry and brought him sandwiches while he was “roughing it” in a cabin by the lake. In his defense I know I feel much more self-reliant when I’m wearing a clean pair of underwear and have a belly full of pastrami on rye.
Guests of Rotarians: Jim Weinand introduced his wife Jennie. It is possible others were announced but this writer didn’t catch the names as the microphones passed hands and I daydreamed of winning an Olympic gold (Is “Pizza Eating” an Olympic sport yet? I think I’d have a shot…). There were no visiting Rotarians, but a jolly crew graced the zoom screen not unlike an opening sequence of a Brady Bunch episode: Linda Disney, John “Ole” Magnuson, Bud, Carol Weir and Kim Prentiss. Alice was nowhere to be seen however and rumor has it she and Sam the butcher may have finally eloped.
Rotary dignitaries were recognized: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, AG Bill Potter
Wendy McGowan assured us that “all is sunny” followed by a report from John Lowney that Sharon Selden is looking good on the road to recovery.
It was at this moment that President Carl uttered the sacred words. The portal whirred and lightening crackled in the gray skies over American Lake. We all gazed in wonder as Phyllis Stone, Liz Heath and Asif Kahn transformed into red-badged puffins before our very eyes.
Liz Heath looked at her red badge with a touch of dismay lamenting “I have to start over again?!?” Liz joins us after her beloved Tacoma Rotary North club dissolved. Liz is a past Tacoma North president and continues to work as a consultant to nonprofits. She declared Lakewood Rotary the friendliest club she encountered (pat yourself on the back Rotarians—keeping Ole on Zoom was a great strategy). Liz grew up near the one and only Chuck Hellar and still joined our club.
Asif Kahn went to medical school in Pakistan and came to the U. S. to do his residency in internal medicine in Chicago. He came to the great Pacific Northwest in 2004 and worked at Good Samaritan Hospital, but eventually started his own practice. Asif is board certified in addiction medicine providing treatment for drug and alcohol addiction. His wife is also an internal medicine physician and they have two daughters—one in college and the other a junior in high school.
Phyllis Stone was born in Laclede, Missouri (and if anyone doubted her story, they became true believers when she pronounced it “Miz-zur-uh”—her story checks out folks). Phyllis let us know that Laclede is the hometown of U. S. Army General John “Black Jack” Pershing who is said to have mentored Dwight D. Eisenhower, George S. Patton and Douglas Macarthur. Phyllis is the daughter of an engineer and school teacher. Not to be outdone by General Pershing, she breezed through high school graduating at the age of 16. Her parents weren’t keen on sending their prodigal daughter off to college so young, so she worked at the phone company eventually training to be a flight attendant. She eventually took a fancy to a passenger on one of her flights and married that fella, a military pilot. He taught Phyllis to fly and before long the two of them were piloting Air Force planes in the wild, blue yonder. A visit to the area convinced her husband that Lakewood was the place for them and they arrived in town with a carsick hamster in 1968. Phyllis became an accountant and these days volunteers at Christ Lutheran Church.
Asif was handed the puffin, and those present warmly welcomed our new Rotarians.
This day in history (1995): If you found yourself hankering for some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream on Friday, it is probably because deep in your soul you realized today is the day we lost Jerry Garcia, now forever immortalized in as “Cherry Garcia.” I was really hoping someday I’d have an ice cream flavor named after me, but since they already have a “Chunky Monkey” flavor, I’m not sure what it would be called.
Announcements:
Ann Enquist reminded us all that we need to sign up for the Lakewood Family Picnic (formerly known as the floating board meeting—the “floating” is now optional). $20 for adults and $10 for the 18 & under crowd. A pretty good deal considering it includes a steak dinner and boat ride so you can still “get your float on.”
A reminder to all that Bob Hammar’s memorial service will take place at 2pm on Aug 25 at University Place Presbyterian Church.
This day in history (2010): After a dispute with a passenger, JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater cursed the passenger on the PA system, announced “I’m done”, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart and deployed the emergency exit slide, where he promptly slid to freedom. However, he quickly realized he forgot his bags, scrambled back up the slide, grabbed his luggage and once again slid to freedom.
Ed note: After fact checking this story, the last sentence is completely the product of Mr. Saalfeld’s fertile imagination.
Fines
Bob Zawilski and his wife spent a week on the North Shore in Minnesota surrounded by “friendly, considerate” Minnesotans, followed by two weeks on a Great Lakes cruise celebrating their 55th wedding anniversary. He proposed a fine for President Carl who forgot to remind everyone of the need for Little Free Pantry donations in July. There is especially a need for personal hygiene and feminine hygiene products. Bob chipped in $100.
Jim Winer paid a fine for his trip to Hawaii.
Gary celebrated his 60th wedding anniversary AND 40 years as a Rotarian with another $100.
John Lowney regaled us all with a fish tale as his dreams of a freezer full of Chinook salmon were dashed when Chinook season was closed. With nothing to do, he and his fishing buddy turned their boat to Neah Bay were they managed to catch 12 sea bass (John paid $1/fish). They then decided they’d go find some Chinook just for fun and caught and released a dozen. I got lost in the details of John’s well-spun, fishy tale, but more fish were caught and there was also a maritime adventure in the San Juans. John pitched in $50 fishy dollars.
Eric Warn matched Bob Zawilski’s $100 for the Little Free Pantry.
President Carl paid a $20 fine for playing in the Airmen’s Golf Tournament. He spotted Mary Moss there and noticed she could generally be found near the front of the tequila line.
Mary reported that it was a very “nice tequila bar” and that her team won. It wasn’t clear whether her team’s victory was for golf or if there was some kind of tequila drinking competition that went unmentioned, but in either case, we raise a glass to her team on their (*hiccup*) success.
This day in history (1936): Jesse Owens notched his fourth gold medal at the Berlin Olympics. Hitler had planned the games to be a show of “Aryan superiority.” Hitler’s Nazi dream was dashed as Owens cemented himself as one of the best athletes in the world.
Speaker:
As Bill Potter took to the podium to announce our speaker this week, an unidentified Rotarian in the back row, shouted that Bill needed to move President Carl’s collection cup so they could see Bill. When some smart aleck suggested that perhaps he was calling Bill short, Mr. Potter, always quick on his feet, replied, “No, he called me worth viewing.”
Bill introduced Derik Moon, Client Banker at Key Bank who was here to tell us all about Peer to Peer (or P2P for the shorthand crowd) Money Transfer and his quest to “get people off checks.”
The Pacific Northwest is home to the OG of P2P money transfer as PayPal was created here. P2P eliminates the need to have cash on hand for purchases or to settle a debt with a friend or acquaintance.
Derik focused on PayPal, Venmo, Cash App and Zelle as those tend to be the most popular P2P apps. PayPal is now owned by Ebay and is less common for small P2P transfers. However, PayPal has the highest limit at up to $60,000/day—particularly useful for paying for those antique Pez dispensers on Ebay.
P2P offers users convenience, but Derik shared some key P2P issues:
-Traditional payments offer more protection to users.
-Refunds are harder to come by on P2P if a mistake is made.
-Human error is a major factor in P2P
-Scams are common with P2P
Some tips for P2P users:
-Be sure you know who you’re sending money to.
-Use multi-factor authentication for security
-Set up alerts for any transaction so you can catch potential errors quickly
-Ensure you keep your P2P apps up to date on your phone so you always have the latest/greatest security features on your apps
At the conclusion of the Q&A, I let Derik know that I received his email and purchased the Amazon gift cards he requested and would deliver those to him after the meeting.
Lorna had the lucky ticket for the drawing, but came up with a white chip good for $5.
Upcoming Events:
Wednesday, August 14 at 4:30pm - A Night at the Ballpark! Pierce County Rotary Clubs 8th Annual Mandatory Fun Night! - Cheney Stadium in Tacoma
Friday, August 16 at Noon - Johanah Kang & Sally Vogel - Neuropsychology, Normal Aging vs Atypical Aging, How to Keep Your Brain Normal As You Age
Thursday, August 22nd at 4:30 pm – Family Picnic at Holly Hedge Estates. Steak dinner is $20 for adults, $10 for under 18. Boat rides and fun. See club website to pay.
Did you know………
Did you know………
…..that Don Daniels has been a Rotary president twice?!? Fife Rotary (‘90-‘91) and Lakewood Rotary (‘17-‘18). So you’d think he’d have had the whole thing down by now, but…..it took him until 12:31 to start the meeting!! That was probably because the Club Secretary was harassing him for not inducting the two scheduled new members, making some lame excuse that it was the “honor of the actual President”. The fact that Don managed to survive the clearly overbearing Secretary’s diatribe was quite impressive, actually. We need a new secretary…
Did you know….that the only three generation Lakewood Rotary family is the Seldens: Ed Selden, Rick Selden and Gayle Selden.
The Players:
Steve Enquist, Paul Harris Desk ($1618 collected….possibly a best ever)
Debbie McVicker, ticket sales/Sgt at Arms
Set up, Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman
Invocation/Thought: Tom George
Pledge, Joe Quinn
Photos, Joe Quinn
Guests of Rotarians: Bill Wiggins (Becky Wiggins); Liz Heath (Greg Horn); Phyllis Stone (Eric Warn). The latter two were supposed to be inducted: wait until next week!
Zoomers: Carole Wier, Ralph Johnson, Barlow Buescher, Rick Selden.
Dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DG-elect Tony Camoroda, AG Bill Potter
Sunshine: Wendy McGowan noted a thank-you from the Seldens and confirmed that flowers were sent to the family of Bob Hammar. Bob’s memorial service will be August 25 at 2:00 at University Place Presbyterian. Acting President Don recounted how Bob would donate two weeks in his home in Tahiti every year to various Rotary clubs (including ours), raising untold thousands of dollars.
Did you know…..the Lakewood Rotarian who has been a member the longest is Ralph Johnson: 62 years. Joined August 3, 1962. And still going strong via Zoom!
Fellowship Events:
August 14: Pierce County Rotary Clubs 8th Annual Night at the Ballpark. Tailgate at 4:30, Rainiers first pitch at 7:05, vs the Sugar Land Space Cowboys. Call Bill Potter ASAP!
August 22: Rotary Family Picnic, aka Floating Boad Meeting. Steak dinner at Holly Hedge, with boat rides on Lake Steilacoom. Bring the family! $10 for 18 and under; $20 for over 18. Go online at LakewoodRotary.com, Make A Payment
September 27: GODSPELL at the Lakewood Playhouse. Just $23! Only a few tickets left. See payment instructions above.
If you were lucky enough to get a centerpiece at the Grease Movie Night, please return the milk shake glass to Stephanie Wilcox. Thanks!
Did you know…..that a $20 fine in Lakewood Rotary is known as a “Greenleaf”. Past President Don Greenleaf (1976) told then-President Ron Herbel (1984), “If it’s worth talking about, it’s worth $20.” Other fine names: $5.00 (The Scurvy Irwin (Ron, that is)), $17.95 (The MFLF (Mighty Fine Liberation Front), courtesy of Dave Covey), $40 (The Robin, after Don Greenleaf’s wife and former Rotarian, Robin), and $100 (The Fulton, as in Gary).
Membership Changes: The following resigned from membership in Lakewood Rotary within the past month: Mike Brown; Bob Cammarano; Jacob Cuthbertson; Bill Price; Pat Price; Cheri Loiland.
Did you know…..that in 1981, Mike McGowan enlisted famed economist Milton Friedman to speak at the Fifth Avenue Theater in Seattle. Net proceeds were $65,000, helping us toward our eventual fund raising of $253,000 for the Renal Dialysis Center at St. Joseph’s Hospital (in memory of member Cap Peterson).
Fines:
Rob Erb was accused of signing up our actual President, Carl Bronkema, for the Airman’s Golf Tournament/Fundraiser, thus being absent today. $20 (Speaking of the absent president, Joe Quinn our Youth Protection Officer reported that in filling out his Youth Protection form, Carl wrote as references his mother, wife, and son. That’s all you’ve got, Carl?!? Should we be worried?!?)
Joel “Mr. Lucky” Vranna paid $50 to have Greg Horn tell a story. In 1978, Greg’s financial advisor suggested Greg buy a used Rolex he knew of for sale for $400. Greg offered $300 and got it. It wasn’t waterproof, so he bought another used Rolex for $505, that was waterproof. 37 years later, a man in Florida flew Greg and Mary to his home to examine the watch, and paid Greg $95,000. Today, it is worth $300K plus. The other more expensive watch was given to Greg’s son, who lost it. It is worth more than the first one. Greg matched Joel’s $50 fine, I think.
Yorleny Clapper ran over a piece of cement on a Lakewood road, stopping her from moving. The Lakewood Police were extremely helpful and polite. I think she paid for that, to honor them.
Chris Kimball attended another car show and won first place with his Pantera. His was the only Pantera entry. But he won!
Becky Wiggins got her cast off! $20
Tom George’s son produced a commercial for U S Bank aired at the Olympics. $20
Click here it view it.
Wendy McGowan continued her “attack” on Mark Herr to note his running for office, and Mark continued to be generous, $40.
Mary Horn contributed $20 to honor Dick Ferrell for his amazing job of providing lunch for us last week.
Did you know….that at its peak, the Lakewood Rotary Easter Pancake Breakfast served over 3500 people in five hours. The event ran from 1961 to 2004.
Our Program:
Becky Wiggins gave a glowing, tear-inducing introduction of our speaker, Art Dahlem. Becky is thrilled to volunteer at Battlefield Addiction, which was founded by Art, and operated by Art and his wife Angie. Art was an addict for 17 years, nearly destroying his family. At the age of 37, 13 years ago, he used his knowledge of the “streets” and all things addiction to help families of addicts, and addicts. Their ultimate goal is to connect families again. What tears the family apart is the fighting about what to do. Services are free, and their interest is to “help”, with “help” being defined as improving the lives of those involved. This program has helped over 2,000 family members so far. Art believes that taking away consequences (not charging a crime for drug possession, etc.) makes their job much harder, and leads to increased homelessness. The State of Washington is filled with good people, who unfortunately don’t have the “street” knowledge to effectively deal with the issues: they have produced a series of bad ideas and decisions. There is a gap between lawmakers and families of addicts, a gap needing common sense solutions. Art and Angie are having numerous meetings with local and state legislators. The drug “game” is different in the last few years: these drugs kill (fentanyl). The State MUST do anything and everything to stop the flow of these drugs into the state. It needs to be addressed as poison, not just a drug. Great program, excellent questions and testimonials. Battlefieldaddiction.com
Did you know…..that the only parent/child presidents in Lakewood Rotary are Jim and Greg Rediske, Mary Lou and Ben Sclair, and Rick and Gayle Selden.
The Drawing: Nobody had 0900, but Bill Wiggins, husband of Becky, had 0947…..and Bill picked red!! $250+!!
Above: Bill WIggins
Did you know….that two major league baseball players have been Lakewood Rotarians. Cap Peterson (Giants, Senators, Indians) and Ron Herbel (Giants, Padres, Mets, Braves). Ron has been recognized for having the lowest lifetime batting average in Major League history for players having over 100 at bats: .029 (he was a great pitcher, though!).
And lastly: Did you know…..that you get a makeup for reading the bulletin and telling the secretary that you read it? (gnsrediske@msn.com). You could have 100% attendance, like Leon Titus, who attends about 5 or 6 meetings per year, but religiously informs the secretary that he read the bulletin! Stay informed! Stay entertained! Read the Lakewood Rotary Bulletin, aka The Key!!
Flexible Rotarians!
Flexible Rotarians!
By Joe Quinn
Because there was a slight mixup, most of us did not know until July 25th that the Tacoma Country and Golf Club was unable to accommodate us today. But about 40 or more Lakewood Rotarians showed up anyway at the Pavilion at Fort Steilacoom Park, to hold our weekly meeting. This proves how flexible Rotarians are! Our new President, Carl Bronkema, bravely stepped up and took all the blame for the late notice. He even fined himself.
Bob Peterson gave his usual patriotic invocation for “we the people” to enjoy. The English professor would say, no doubt, that when “we” is the object of the sentence, it should be “Us the People”, but that just sounds wrong, right? Terry Roarke led us in the Pledge of Allegiance to our flag (which, somehow, someone brought to the Pavilion from the Country Club).
Then PC told us “a little bit about yesterday”: yes, the club did notify Rotary a long time ago about the nonavailability of our usual room during the Member-Guest tournament, but somebody forgot about it until Thursday. The amazing and memorable thing about this is that the club members pulled it together admirably with numerous folks pitching in to make the meeting happen. Carl thanked many people but most notably: How about Dick Ferrell making those tacos—with beef or chicken-- with all the accoutrements, with almost no help at all?
Gary Fulton (Paul Harris), Mark Edgecomb (raffle) and Don Daniels (lunch collection) were stellar at the front desk.
Most of these Family Dream Team members were there to set up: Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, and James Osundwa. They even set up the Zoom and we saw Ralph Johnson on there. Phil Eng was our photographer and Joe Quinn on Bulletin.
Guests included Phyllis Stone, introduced by Eric Warn. Phyllis may be a new member soon. James Osundwa introduced Joy, who he said was his sister, and he also said she now works in Saudi Arabia. Liz Heath, who is transferring to LR from Tacoma North was introduced, and is sponsored (if she needs one) by Bill Potter.
PC, being politically correct, introduced dignitaries Bill Potter, ADG, and Greg Horn, PDG.
Wendy McGowan was not here to deliver the Sunshine Report, but Chuck Hellar was called upon to eulogize long-time member of LR and also Tacoma Rotary #8 Bob Hammar, who passed away recently.
Chuck said Bob Hammar and his wife Mary have been long-time friends of many of us and will be sorely missed. Chuck spoke eloquently of Bob, as he knew Bob since at least 1985 through the bank where Chuck worked and then because Hammar’s Uniforms was a client of Chuck’s office supply company. Bob’s business was in the Hilltop neighborhood of Tacoma. Chuck called Bob “determined, energetic, persuasive, and bullish” (bullheaded) as a successful businessman. Others have noted that Bob was inquisitive and always asking questions; he had a memory like a hawk. Not a shy man, Bob let you know what he was thinking, in a loud voice. He was fun and had a hearty laugh. Bob joined Rotary around 1985 and transferred to Lakewood in 2015. One person who could keep Bob in line was his wife, Mary, who many of us know and love. Keep Mary in your thoughts and prayers. Bob, thanks for all the good times. Rest in peace, my friend.
Birthdays and Anniversaries: Chris Kimball had a little fun with those recognized in July. Some notables: Joe Quinn, oldest club anniversary, having joined in July 1987. Wedding Anniversary: oldest was a tie, Anne and Steve Enquist, tied with Steve and Anne Enquist at 51 years (only Chris would say it that way!). Birthdays: the following showed up today: Phil Eng, Bud Montgomery, Dick Ferrell and Lowell Johnson. Chris tricked them ably with songs sung by groups named after various fruits. Yes!
Announcements: PC said that Don Daniels will be President Pro Tempore next week as Carl is playing in a golf tournament at McChord AFB. We now know where his priorities are!
Phil Eng, Fellowship Chair, said he had a plethora of announcements. August 22nd will be the date of the Floating Board meeting at Holly Hedge. Steaks butchered by John Lowney for $20 and only $10 for kids. Boating on Lake Steilacoom. You can pay online. This year’s Reeder Roadster Romp will be September 8th through 10th and there may still be openings so call Phil. September 27th we will be going with Clover Park Rotarians to see Godspell at the Lakewood Playhouse. Connie Coleman-Lacadie added that there will be no Rotary on Tap until September.
PC and Bill Potter mentioned the all-Pierce County Rotary Clubs’ tailgate party and Rainers baseball game on August 14th. Tailgate is at 4:30 and first pitch is at 7:05 p.m. Tailgate or Game Only is $16 per person. So doing both will only set you back $32 per person (which is logical, right?) Or you can add a Rainiers hat to that for $6 more. RSVP by August 1st. This is the 8th annual “Mandatory Fun Night.”
Confessions and Contributions: Jim Bisceglia ponied up $20 for a trip to the Oregon Coast. Joel Vranna coughed up the same amount in honor of Dick Ferrell who stepped right up to act as chef today. Phil Eng threw in $100 for Judy’s recent and successful hip surgery, and for his own cataract surgery (he said he sees now better than at any other time in his life). Jason Whalen offered up $7 because he just accepted a new job as the City Attorney for the City of Auburn. Steve Mazoff jumped up to tease his neighbor for not being able to hold a job, since Jason just went to work for Pierce County less than a year ago—another $7. Mark Edgecomb contributed $20 for a trip to Europe, but also mentioned that his Dad recently passed away. Peter Marsh chipped in $5 because his cell phone rang during the meeting and Bisceglia ratted on him. Joe Quinn gave $40 to the PC cause, cuz he also went to the Oregon Coast and then on to South Lake Tahoe for a week visiting their older son and family. Liz Heath kicked in $10 in honor of Barlow Buescher, who spoke about our Little Free Pantry at the Pierce County Coalition for the Homeless. Bob Peterson closed out this lucrative session by noting that he has visited all 50 states and so he gave $20 for that.
THE PROGRAM:
Terry Roarke introduced Tiffany Speir, the Planning Manager for Long-Range and Strategic Planning for the City of Lakewood. Tiffany talked about what Lakewood is doing to comply with the new state law about accessory dwelling units (ADUs) on single family lots. This law is part of the Growth Management Act, which is designed to manage growth by encouraging greater densities in urban areas, while discouraging growth in rural areas.
She explained that the State requires cities now to allow ADUs but does NOT mandate that cities force landowners to add ADUs on their residential properties. Ms. Speir also defined “middle housing units”, which include duplexes, triplexes, and other greater density housing such as townhouses. Under the new law, Lakewood must allow (but not require) 2 ADUs on legal lots, and that can include any combination of attached or detached ADUs.
Tiffany also discussed changes to the city’s Shoreline Master Program regulations, especially pertaining to protective buffers around and along the city’s many lakes and streams. The changes include some buffers being increased to 100 feet or even 150 feet back from the ordinary high water mark. It is important to note, however, that these changes only impact prospective development proposals or new structures on existing properties. Existing uses and structures within the increased buffer lines would be “grandfathered” (perhaps Tiffany did not use that word but that is a commonly accepted term for the concept she described.) One example from the handout would be the increase to 150 feet for “Type F Waters”, which means “fish-bearing”. That new buffer size will apply to Boyles Lake, Lost Lake, Carp Lake, Emerson Lake, Flett Creek, Ponce de Leon Creek and any other unnamed Type F Waters.
Ms. Speir also mentioned that the above changes to the comprehensive plan of the city will be the subject of a public hearing on August 19th.
She also discussed “short term rentals” (STRs) of which there are now about 146 in Lakewood. These are rentals of less than 30 days. Lakewood will be doing more regulating of STRs. In many resort areas, the local government is beginning to regulate Air BNB’s, which may be what this is about here.
Just in passing, Tiffany mentioned that now more than 50% of the population of the city of Lakewood would be considered BIPOC, which means “black, indigenous, or people of color.”
In responding to a smart Rotary question, she also noted that the new state law does not override private covenants that are recorded in many subdivisions or other developments such as condominiums. Thus, if your neighborhood has a covenant restricting each property owner to one single family residence on their lot, then the new city regulation or current state law cannot invalidate that covenant.
This was a very informative program by Tiffany Speir. Thanks Tiffany, and thanks to the City of Lakewood for letting us use the Pavilion with very little notice to the city.
There was a drawing and lucky Mary Marlin won again! Lucky for us, it was only $5.00.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, August 2nd at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC – TBD
Wednesday, August 14th – Pierce County Rotary 8th Annual Mandatory Fun Night at the Rainier Stadium. Rainers v. Sugarland Space Cowboys. Tailgate at 4:30 pm, First Pitch at 7:30 pm. Tailgate or Game - $16.00; Tailgate and Game - $32.00. Add a hate for a total of $38.00
Thursday, August 22nd – Floating Board Meeting/Family Picnic at Holly Hedge, Lake Steilacoom. Tickets available at Club Website
Sept. 8, 9, and 10 – Roadster Romp to Coupeville Inn, Whidbey Island. Contact Phil Eng for details
Friday, Sept. 27th – Godspell at Lakewood Playhouse. Joint event with Clover Park Rotary. Get tickets at Club Website. Must reserve by July 31st.
We Heard the R.O.A.R. Today
Not sure about this “Prelude Music”…in fact, I’d hardly call it “music”…just noise. Was it President Carl who made this selection? He surely has a “deaf ear, or two”. But, he was timely with calling us to order. He asked Yorleny Clapper to give the invocation, and that she did, as we bowed our heads and listened to her beautiful words. Rob Erb then lead us in the pledge to our flag.
The president listed the names of those who made this meeting possible. At the Paul Harris desk was Bud Montgomery and Gary Barton filled the shoes of Sgt. at Arms. The Dream Team: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa, and Rob Erb were thanked for the work they so diligently do each and every week. President Carl then welcomed the Puffins who stood proudly. Not to be forgotten, Walt Richardson, with his trusty camera, was photographer-of-the- day and ‘yours truly’ was honored to be the scribe, even though the prez hasn’t figured out how to spell my name!
There was a great deal of confusion as to the visiting Rotarians and Guests of Rotarians. Most confused was Gary Barton. Somewhat flustered, Gary gave up and announced that “Nobody was a guest nor a visitor!!! (I do know that a guest, Phil Watson, guest of Jan Gee, sat at my table.) Renee Soerink was also a guest. John Magnuson, one of two speakers for the day, introduced his wife, Bonnie and John Wilcox (the other speaker). Greg Rediske introduced his wife, Sharon. And, Bud Montgomery introduced his wife Marilyn. Former Rotarian, Dr. Asif Khan, was introduced as today’s guest. Asif will soon become a member of Lakewood Rotary.
Now that “that” has been “sorted”, PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter were acknowledged. I followed with the Sunshine Report, reading a heartfelt and detailed message from Rick Selden about his wife, Sharon, telling us how she is coping with an unusual illness.
At this point in the meeting, President Carl read a thank-you letter from Wreaths Across America, then jumped right on to announcements. Tony reminded us that the Rotary Tailgate, “Sugarland Space Cowboy” will be held on August 14. And John Lowney let us know that the Floating Board Meeting, as it has been called for years and years, will be held at Holly Hedge Estates on Thursday, August 22. There will be some “floating” on Lake Steilacoom as well as “steaks prepared by John himself” will be on the grill, along with sides and beverages-of-your-choice.
And, of course, we couldn’t adjourn the meeting without time for Carl’s Cup. Tom George fessed up to trip to Phoenix where it was 107 degrees. $20 into the Cup! I then waved my hand in the air to garner Carl’s attention. When he called on me, I took the mic and held up my Official Pierce County Voter’s Pamphlet asking, “Has anyone received one of these?” Dozens of hands were held high. “Has anyone read it cover-to-cover?” Most of the hands went down. I then said, “It’s time to R.O.A.R.” A lot of chuckling ensued, as did a bunch of blank stares.
For those who don’t know what R.O.A.R. is, especially newer members and surely Puffins, I explained that it stands for Rat On A Rotarian! I said, “Turn to page 77. You’ll find a smiling photo of our own Mark Herr. If you read Mark’s Statement you’ll find his quote “I am the person, not the politician, needed in Olympia”. Yep, he is running for the 28th Legislative District, State Representative! I then suggested that this is worth “a Greenleaf” to add to Carl’s Cup. We all looked around for smiling Mark…not to be found. So, next week Mark, come prepared!!!
I was on a roll. I think Carl hoped I’d sit down. But, I held another publication high in the air…my copy of “Stroll Lakeside”. I’d read it cover-to-cover when I received it this week. On page 16 there is an article about Joe Walsh and the Lakewood Playhouse. Of course, Joe had been our speaker a few weeks ago, so I decided to read the article. It was then that I noticed, in small type, “Submitted by Resident Anne Enquist”. I wondered if Anne was thinking of changing careers. It was a fun read however. Informative. Well-written. But, I couldn’t resist bringing this to the attention of other Lakewood Rotarians. Time to R.O.A.R.! I just made a little suggestion that Anne grace Carl’s Cup with a Greenleaf, or two. Sneaky??? Anne reminded us that Washington is a community property state and greased the Cum with a Greenleaf from Steve's wallet. Note: A Greenleaf is a S20 bill, named in honor of past Lakewood Rotary president Don Greenleaf who said, "If it's worth talking about, it's worth $20." This was in a bygone era where $2 and $3 fines were the norm.
Last, but not least…the Program of today. Greg Rediske introduced speakers John Magnuson and John Wilcox. The two Johns teamed up many years ago as two of the University of Washington crew team members. John Magnuson was remembered as the 1962 Athlete of the Year. As John began his story, he held up a rowing seat, saying “This is what your butt looks like after hours and hours of rowing!.” Leave it up to Ole!
The two Johns have remained friends all of these years. Jmag (John Magnuson) began with his thoughts about his friend. John Wilcox, he explained, is a consummate writer for the magazine SWEEP. He went on to explain that the sport of rowing is the most underfunded sport at the U of W, yet one of the most expensive to run…especially during years of the Olympics. But, Magnuson said that John Wilcox had the ability to garner money from the likes of the Nordstroms.
The two men discussed the 2013 book “Boys in the Boat” and the more recent movie “Boys in the Boat”. Both Johns admitted that the book ‘changed everything’ when it came to men’s crew. Wilcox said he was surprised that the book was not listed in the top 10 on the New York Times poll. The two also agreed that one is not better than the other, that they are different from one another, and the two genres can’t really be compared.
I have to say…this was one of the most interesting, informative and insightful programs I have experienced during my three-plus years as a Rotarian. Thank you to the two Johns!
P.S. I recently read about the International Rotary Convention held this past May in Singapore. It took me back to my husband Mike McGowan’s years in Rotary and a trip we made to Nice, France, to attend the 1995 International Rotary Convention. He and I loved all things Francophile, but this convention was more about the world than one country. Maybe I’ll attend another one someday, but here I will share a bit of a Lakewood Rotary history and some of our friends we shared it with.
The photo below was taken when Mike and I invited the other Rotarians attending the convention for dinner and an evening at our Relais & Chateaux, located in the hills above Nice.
Greg: PHOTO GOES HERE
Above photo: Seated: Paul Reeder, Mike McGowan, Norm Tremaine. Standing: Ann Tremaine,
Jan Reeder, Wendy McGowan, Dave Sclair. Photographer: Mary Lou Sclair
Important note: Next June you won't have to travel to Nice, France to attend the Rotary International Convention. It will be nearby, in Calgary, Alberta June 21 through 25, 2025. Wouldn't it be fun to drive to Vancouver, Canada than take the train through the Rockies to Calgary? More information to follow.
Celebrity Visit by Amy Clancy
Celebrity Visit by Amy Clancy
Paula T. Olson
And we’re off!! A disembodied voice was heard over the crowded room, “Is this Carl’s first meeting?” And the answer was yes, Carole, it is! President Carl Bronkema’s first meeting of his tenure as President of Lakewood Rotary Club. He chose this drum beat song that was most certainly not “We are Family” and that belted out, signaling the time to stand. The zoomers continued to talk amongst themselves until finally, they got the message.
President Carol thanked James Guerrero for manning the Paul Harris desk, Mary Marlin for the $2.00 table, the Dream Team for meeting set up, including Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, and James Osundwa. Bob Zawilski took photographs and Paula Olson sliding in right before the bell took notes for the bulletin, getting her sub Joe Quinn off the hook.
Gary Barton was supposed to announce our guests and visiting Rotarians but he had just stuffed a muffin in his mouth. Barely understandable, he extolled the merits of the muffin and encouraged us all to have one if given the chance. What was in that muffin, Gary, that made it so irresistible that you had to eat it before your announcement? Gary started to read the names of our guests. Problem was none of those folks were present. It got sorted out. Turns out Gary was reading the list from an earlier meeting. Someone really has to watch Gary when he goes muffin on us. Guests included Amy Clancy, Sam Hunter’s daughter, along with Sam’s wife Sybil. Also joining us as a guest was Jennifer Healey introduced by Tony Camoroda. Liz (last name unknown) is a potential member and we are excited to have her join us. The only visiting Rotarian was Jim Merritt who thanked us for the flowers and good wishes the club sent on the death of their son. Zoomers included Carole Wier, Barb Spriggs, Kendra Riconosciuto and others. So good to see your lovely faces on the screen.
President Carl acknowledged dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DG-elect Tony Camoroda: and AG Bill Potter. Wendy McGowan read the beautiful note from Jim Merritt’s wife Claudia, thanking us again for the flowers. Wendy also noted that Bill Price is in the hospital. John Lowney shared that Sharon Selden has been having some serious health challenges the past few weeks that have stymied the doctors. Rick and Gayle have been busy taking care of her but it now looks like a diagnosis is on the horizon and hopefully appropriate treatment to get her back to normal. Our thoughts and prayers are with you, Sharon, Rick and Gayle!
Carl introduced this big golden-trophy-looking thing as “Carl’s Cup,” not to be confused with an athletic cup. Now, as a girl type person, I have no knowledge about these athletic cups but I always thought they were a little smaller and didn’t have a long stick attached. Anyway the guys seemed to understand and the idea here is to put money into the cup, kinda like PP Mary’s Cookie Jar. So first donation was Anne Enquist for a trip she and Steve took to England and Ireland. She also talked about the Dinner and a Movie event on July 21st with a deadline of July 17th to sign up. It’s $85 per person for the movie “Grease” and a buffet at the Tacoma Golf and Country Club immediately after. Decorations will be by Stephanie Wilcox and you know they will be spectacular and Greg Rediske is going to be a DJ and spin some oldies music for our listening and dancing pleasure. Forty people have signed up and there’s room for plenty more.
Greg Horn talked about the extra Bulletin he sent out about Gordy Quick and the tech challenges he encountered when he went to attach the official obituary with more details about Gordy’s extraordinary life. Be sure to read it. Prez Carl called out Jason Whalen to put money in the cup for his trip to Hawaii, Donnnn Irwin put $20 in the cup commemorating Carl’s first official act of canceling the July 5th meeting, which would have been his first meeting. Debbie McVicker traveled to four states and kicked in $10 for each one. Scott Buser congratulated Pres Carl and contributed some cash. Steve Mazoff honored Jason Whalen’s daughter’s graduation from high school and Cat Frederickson paid $20 in honor of spending a week with all four of her children. Tony Camoroda paid $20 for the pleasure of going with Rose Stevens and Steve Mazoff to stock the Little Free Pantries. He talked about the time and effort that took. Bob Peterson honored the new President with $20.
Sam Hunter introduced our speaker: daughter Amy Clancy a former journalist and news anchor for KIRO Channel 7 News. Amy is Sam’s middle daughter. She worked for KIRO for 32 years, starting out as a coffee girl, later becoming an investigative reporter, and ending as a news anchor and producer. After leaving KIRO, she worked for the Seattle Police Department for three years as the communications director and is now the Communication Director of the City of Tacoma.
Amy began her presentation by playing the video of her former colleagues at KIRO on her leaving her position. They talked about what Amy meant to them and her fine work and professionalism while she was at KIRO. Amy talked about her experience working with former Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best and past Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan. Amy took the job days before the death of Geroge Floyd which set off protests through the city and the country. A section of Capitol Hill in Seattle nicknamed “CHOP” enclosed protesters and kept police out during this time. When it came time to clear it, Amy talked about the hours that Chief Best and Mayor Durkan spent on the phone discussing the ways and means of such an action. Mayor Durkan issued the order on July 1, 2020 at 5:00 am and Amy’s department created a social media graphic to explain why that was happening.
As the Director of Communications for the Seattle Police Department, Amy learned that there are far more good people in law enforcement serving the people than bad people. She wanted to embed photographers so people could see what it was really like; what the officers saw that people did not see.
Now as the Communications Director for the City of Tacoma, her theme is “if it’s true, put it out there.” Don’t make people have to do a request for public documents; give them the documents if they ask for them. Amy talked about the 54 separate logos for Tacoma and her efforts to create a style guide.
Amy ended her presentation with a video of a Seattle Municipal Judge who was claiming fee exemptions for commuting as a carpool driver. Amy’s group followed the judge and filmed him repeatedly coming to work alone. He was forced to repay thousands of dollars and was not reelected to his position. Amy’s point was that the government works for the people.
In answering questions from members, Amy talked about Tacoma’s $26 million budget shortfall, providing services to people that could be provided by other agencies, and what a great City Manager Elizabeth Pauli is. Amy commented that the City Manager position is a good one because that position is accountable to the City Council. Amy also talked about the number of city employees who reach out to homeless people, referring them to different resources.
Thank you, Amy, for a fascinating look at the job of communicating the news and the working of municipalities.
Tony Camoroda won the raffle and pulled out a white chip. Sorry, Tony. Better luck next time!
The Rotary Meeting That Wasn't
Our July 5 meeting was not held because it was the day after July 4, and it probably would not have been well attended. Everyone got to enjoy a four-day weekend and take a quick break from the world of Lakewood Rotary.
For those of you addicted to receiving your weekly bulletin and are feeling left out, this bulletin is for you.
Recently we celebrated the life of one of our great members, Gordy Quick. Gordy, along with his lovely wife Juanita, truly stood out from the average Rotarian, if there is such a thing as average Rotarian. (Statistacally, half of all Rotaians are below average and half are above average, but I'm not being paid to reach a math class, so I'll move on.
With all the things we do for others in this world, we undoubtedly leave a mark on some. Gordy and Juanita left a much larger mark than most.
Gordy served as president of Lakewood Rotary in 1987-88.
Along the way, Gordy and Juanita served as team leaders for a Group Study Exchange (GSE) to Germany in 1989. The Dynmamic Duo volunteered 11 times to lead Rotary groups to help and teach in Thailand, Mexico, Latvia, Fiji, Jamaica, and Russia.
Gordy was selected as District Governor of District 5020 in 1993-94.
Gordy was named the Alumnus of the Year by the University of Nebraska in 1999.
Rotary International's Meritorious Service Award. For those who don't know, this is Rotary's highest award. There are 528 Rotary districts around the world, and each year each district may nominate just one person. Out of the possible 528 nominees, just 100 are chosen. In 2008, Gordy was honored with the Meritorious Service Award by Rotary International.
I recently received a PDF from a person in Thailand. This is proof that through Rotary, one (or two) people can truly make a difference. Thank you, Gordy and Juanita.
The Year is Gone
The Year is gone
When one asks
“How quickly is it that the year so goes?”
One need only know,
The days same number that the scented rose does grow.
Ole
aka John Magnuson
Presidentus Terminus
And so, President Mary’s term ends. Alas, so soon? Wait! Did we get our money’s worth? How many new members? 16, maybe more? A strong board of directors with fulfilled work. Director Barlow Buescher related that all his subcommittees spent every allocated dime! It doesn’t get better than that. A slate of officers stepping in without a hitch – trained, uniformed, drill team, polished, deployable, all their shots, fresh batteries – hut, twoop, threep, fourp!
Quaedum Numquan Mutant
Proclaiming that she was foreclosing on the dinner bell, thus ringing it one last time, the meeting began with the Pledge. PP Scott Buser led us in the invocation. Mary thanked everyone who helped including the DCMMSUT -Duncan Cook Memorial Meeting Set-up Team.
Just for the fun of it and so you get an idea of what bulletin writing is like, the following are my notes. Your assignment is to put it together and hand it to Editor and Publisher Paula so she can evaluate your bs – bull skills. Here goes: guests, Eloise cooper, st. pats. Gabe sachwitz, p, tom Easton, easter, yak. Names introed by James os. Get names. Mary’s son Zach, Zack? Bday bach, married, vips g horn, Tony DGE,Bill Potter AG Wendy grinchis, Elijah, MMcG award incentive, katie kaiser Kayser?, MMcG incentive to Geo Fox from Harr prep, did she say heart transplant?
So, write that up as it took place and submit it to EIC Paula and fill out a Rotary Bull Employment Application. I can assure you, there is no finer calling in Rotary than to be a Bull Writer. (Skip ahead for the answers.) Guests Eloise Cooper and Gabe Sachwitz were introduced. James Oswunda introduced Pauline Wantate and Winnifred Kalika of Sunrise Rotary Club of Kampala, Uganda. PM noted the marriage of son Zack. Or was it Zach? Zachariah? Zackery? Of all the years I have known this fine young man, most of that time was seeing him upside down, 6 feet in the air, behind a boat, I don’t know the proper spelling of his name. I hope his bride learns it.
Yeah, that’s the ticket! In the interest of space, we honor VIPS TonyGregBillPDGDGEAG. Wendy read some heartfelt notes of appreciation from students who benefited from the Mike McGowan Incentive Award. Both Elijah and Kate were gracious and noted their plans for their academic futures. Bravo!
Angela Connelly introduced Becky Wiggins of Battlefield Addictions as a new Lakewood Rotarian. Of note is her claim that she has already read Fifty Years of Fun and Fellowship by Secretariat Greg Rediske. If you haven’t read it yet, the book is a concise recollection of the fun that cemented Lakewood Rotary through its first fifty years. If you are a new Lakewood Rotarian, read the book, take the multiple-choice tests at the end of each chapter. Think: what can I do to make the next 50 years more fun and fellowshipper than what the old people did?
PM noted the amazing outpouring of support for the distressed family last week. $3,800 was raised. Clever donations included a “Costco run” by Bob Martin. PP Rose Stevens’ name was mentioned as the progenitor of support for the family. Then I wrote an amazing statistic (I think it was the same time as my cat jumped in my lap at my desk and buried her claws…) anyway, 17,151,310 kids need assistance. They go to Foss. Hmmm…. Somebody Snopes that turkey!
Scott, Randy and Heather all got Blue Badges. PP Greg Rediske was thanked for the musical production evening featuring Lakewood’s skilled musicians: Eric Quinn, Chris Kimball, Scott Casebolt, Phillip Lindholm. Mo Sarram noted a public health program graduate – whose name I missed. Mo related the need to sponsor teenagers into public health education where job opportunities abound. Jim Bisceglia honored the memory of Gordy Quick once more. We have included extensive bio on Gordy with the bulletin. Tom and Easton learned more about Chinese educational systems, but I got no details. I was gobsmacked looking at Easton! Whatta cutie, and I have four such dumpling grandsons! Donnnn Irwin admitted travelling to Idaho to check out future residence for him and Deb. He dragged Rob Erb along to make certain it was a good neighborhood. They both ponied up $20, which didn’t even pay the bill for the mustard served at the soiree! James and Shiru also took a road trip through Idaho and then on to Montana and Wyoming. That makes 15 states for them and yielded $20. Aren’t they just about the prettiest places on earth, James? My Dad grew up in northern Idaho so there is a soft spot in my heart.
Pauline and Winnifred from Kampala, Uganda Sunrise Rotary reported difficulty their citizenry is having with certain medical testing. Many cancers are going undetected because of cultural distrust. Updated medical equipment is needed in their hospitals to modernize testing for
prostate, ovarian, cervical and breast cancers. They sold foot race “kits” to assist in fundraising efforts. The race is held in August.
Bonum Progressio esse Bee
Dr. Peter Marsh welcomed his guest, Kathleen Clerc of Pierce County Beekeeper’s Association. Proclaiming her twins’ expectancy, a convenient place to rest her arms, she launched into an enthusiastic and entertaining presentation of the state of bees in Pierce County. She declared how busy the club is – busy bees, they is - anchored by 94 year young Harvard Robins. Harvard rents his hives to various agriculture in eastern Washington to enhance pollination of crops. He then turns the magical nectar into western Washington’s most delicious honey ever! His shop is directly across I-5 from TCGC by American Lake Gardens.
Kathleen revealed the magic of bee swarms. When the queen feels she has done her work in raising hundreds of thousands of bees, she leaves the hive and her brood follow. They are easy to see and hear. They may swarm to a tree or the eaves of a building or even a car. They are docile unless threatened and a beekeeper is the best suited to deal with the swarm. The honeybees you see buzzing from flower to flower are females gathering both pollen and nectar. The male bees are called drones and they only mate with the queen. Otherwise, they just hang out. Honeybees are not endangered; there is a plethora of honeybees. Recalling dialogue from The Three Amigos, a very intellectual film starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short: El Guapo asks Jefe his right-hand bad guy, “Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?” The matter is unresolved but indeed what we don’t have is a plethora of native Mason Bees. Mason bees can pollinate 100 times more than honeybees. The honeybee hive cells are perfectly hexagonal. Amazingly, so are the cells of wasps, yellowjackets, and hornets even though they lead totally different existences. Over 2,000 years ago – that is before Greg Rediske served as president of Lakewood Rotary – mathematicians proved that the hexagon was the most efficient structure to meet the purposes of the insects. So, let’s not have any more disrespect for that algebra teacher you had in Junior High, okay? A worker bee travels about 55,000 miles to produce one pound of honey. She must also visit two million flowers to produce one pound of honey.
Ms. Clerc was articulate, well-prepared, amusing and enthusiastic about her excellent presentation. Thank you, Dr. Marsh, for asking her to speak.
Complete the following quiz to win a 5-gallon drum of Harvard Robins’ honey:
True or false – A Mason Bee from the local Masonic Lodge must wear a Fez while gathering quadrangle Nectarines.
Qui Haec Legit Supellectilem?
Ole
Editor’s News Flash:
A wonderful Par-Tee Installation Dinner was held to thank now Past President Mary Horn and to herald new President Carl Bronkema. The food was great, the company even better, and the program stepped smartly along thanks to MC Joe Walsh from the Lakewood Playhouse. When the Past Presidents were asked to stand, half the room rose to their feet. Bob Warfield received the Bernie Ootkin non-Rotarian of the Year award and Dave Coleman was awarded the Russ Klauser Rotarian of the Year award. Most deserved for both. Mary graciously thanks all of us for our support. President Carl is going to be a lot of fun for bulletin scribes. He was grateful to veterans and all First Responders, his golfing buddies, and oh yeah, his wife Veronica and two sons. It’s going to be a great year!
Upcoming Events:
Friday, July 5 - No Meeting - Enjoy the 4th of July long weekend
Tuesday, July 9 - Cocktails with Seamus - Learn to mix and enjoy special cocktails and mocktails all part of the Lakewood Rotary experience hosted by Donna, Andy and Seamus Phillips. Top it off with a sunset ferry ride in Steilacoom. Register HERE
Thursday, July 11 - Rotary on Tap at the Adriatic at Oakbrook - We're planning on partying on the patio! Join us - RSVP here
Friday, July 12 - Are you ready for this? President Carl's first Club Meeting at TCGC - Amy Clancy, City of Tacoma Media & Communications Director
Friday, July 19 at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - John Magnuson - The Boys in the Boat
Sunday, July 21 at 4:00 pm - Dinner and a Movie - Grease at the AMC Theater and an all-American dinner at TCGC. Buy your ticket here.
Friday, July 26 at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Tiffany Spier - Highlights of the Lakewood Comprehensive Plan Periodic Review
Gordon Quick’s Bio
Gordon Lewis Quick was born on October 25, 1931, in York, Nebraska, to Edwin and Estella Quick (sister June). His first job was picking up corn cobs to use in the stove. His parents were farmers, and he was a farmer. He graduated from York High School (“State Welder of the Year”), where he played football, studied agriculture and chemistry and sang in the choir. For a time he worked at the Fairmont Creamery making cheese, and later at Robert’s Dairy. He received his Bachelor of Science from the University of Nebraska in 1953, and his Masters in 1959, putting himself through school bailing hay and doing other farm work. He was first a teacher of agriculture and chemistry, then principal, then district superintendent. In 1966, he earned his Doctorate in Education. At this point, he was offered jobs at three different universities. Instead, he felt his calling was to work in vocational education, and chose to move to Tacoma, Washington, at the Clover Park Education Center (later Vocational Technical College), in 1966. Gordon headed the departments of Vocational Education, Continuing Education, and Adult Education. He started the Elective High School program in 1972. Gordon believed passionately in the honor of vocation[1]al skills. From 1975-1979, he was an adjunct professor at Central Washington University for vocational education and was a visiting lecturer at the University of Washington.
Gordon spent 20+ years in the National Guard (Second Lieutenant), first joining at the age of 16 in 1947. He was called to active duty during the Berlin Crisis of 1960-61, delivering atomic warheads to Japan. Gordon fished every year in Alaska (100 lb halibut), hunted in Okanogan County, built a house in Hood Canal, restored a 1939 Studebaker pickup, bought a boat and at one time owned an apple orchard. In 1998, he went back to school to brush up on his welding.
While serving as Superintendent of Schools in Curtis, Nebraska, in 1962, Gordon became involved in Rotary for the first time. Upon his acceptance of a job with the Clover Park School District, he joined Lake[1]wood Rotary in November of 1970. He became the 32nd president of the club in 1987. He served as a team leader for a Rotary Group Study to Germany in 1989. He volunteered 11 times to lead Rotary groups to help/teach in Thailand, Mexico, Latvia, Fiji, Jamaica, and Russia.
In 1993-94, Gordon served as District Governor in Rotary District 5020. In 2008, he was honored with the Meritorious Ser[1]vice Award by Rotary International, a very rare honor in the Rotary world. He was named Alumnus of the Year by the Universi[1]ty of Nebraska in 1999.
Gordon on becoming District Governor:
“I look forward with great anticipation to the duties of District Governor and meeting with the clubs during the coming year. Ninety-five percent of what is accomplished in Rotary is done at
the club level, so I’m eager to be where the action is. People ask me why anyone would want to be District Governor: all that work, all that paperwork. Rotary International President Robert
Barth summed up my reason for wanting to be District Gover[1]nor with his theme: “Believe in What You Do—Do What You Believe In!” I believe in Rotary and want to work for what I believe in.”
Gordon married Juanita in 1952 and she was there with Gordon at every important moment in their lives from then on. She worked side by side with Gordon on all of their Rotary missions.
Gordon is survived by Juanita, his wife of 72 years, and son Daniel, a retiree as an engineer at Honeywell. Dan’s son died in Iraq in 2006. Gordon passed away on March 13, 2024 at the
age of 92 in his winter home in Las Vegas, Nevada, as a result of pancreatic cancer.
If I had a nickel…
I write to you on a beautiful June day from the tree house in my backyard, because, well wouldn’t you be writing from your tree house in your backyard if you had such a thing?
It is possible that these things really happened at this week’s meeting:
Ring, ring went the dinner bell and a roomful of Rotarians roused themselves from their chairs. Today marks the penultimate meeting presided over by President Mary Horn. In one week’s time she’ll pass the gavel to Carl Bronkema. We will fondly remember this year as one of good humor and civility as we lament the scandalous pun-a-minute, coconut-bra-wearing days of former President-Mayor Whalen.
Visiting Rotarian Doug Berger of Bremerton provided the flag salute followed by an invocation a la Philip Lindholm. Bud Montgomery presided over all things Paul Harris and Chuck Heller shook down Rotarians at the $2 table.
Though many of our pre-meeting setting up team regulars were absent, others pitched in to ensure the meeting went off without a hitch—special thanks to Rob Erb for making the technology magic happen.
Photographer: Walt Richardson
Bulletin: Steve Saalfeld
President Mary was pleased with the club photo taken at last week’s meeting and later learned Walt Richardson’s secret to taking pictures of those of us with wrinkles in all the wrong places: Take the photo from a really high angle. There are competing rumors that Walt took that photo from either a hot air balloon or the Hubble telescope. Our crack fact-finding team will sort that out and report in a future Bulletin.
Guests of Rotarians: Angela Connelly introduced Adrienne Corpus-Joy, a Bellarmine grad, parent and Notre Dame alumna. Jan Gee introduced Levi Harris, a guest of our speaker. Greg Rediske introduced his partner in all things Rediske, Sharon.
Visiting Rotarians: Carl Bronkema and Phil Eng ganged up on John Post who let us know he was a member at Rotary 8 for 18 years but quit cold turkey. Now he’s getting the full court press to join Lakewood. Puffinry awaits John! Or is it Puffinhood? Puffilitus?
Doug Berger of flag salute fame visited from Bremerton and Liz Heath of Tacoma North joined us as well.
Those Zooming from afar included John “Ole” Magnuson, Mark Blanchard, Carol Wier from Minnesota, Police Chief Patrick Smith, Michael Lewis, Don Daniels and Charles Heberle from New Mexico.
Andy showed off a sharp looking Steilacoom 4th of July t-shirt and auctioned it off for $30 to John Lowney. All proceeds to support the fireworks show in Steilacoom.
Sunshine: Wendy shared that Mary Moss is battling some health issues and she sent some flowers her way courtesy of Lakewood Rotary.
Greg Rediske reminded us that tonight (Friday, June 21) is Music Night at the Lakewood Playhouse and encouraged folks to come even if they don’t have tickets since there are still some seats available. We were also reminded that Dave Covey’s service will take place at UW shellhouse on Saturday, June 22.
Doug Berger reminded everyone that Gordy Quick’s memorial was taking place in the bar next to our meeting right after the final bell. Doug reported that Gordy was the one who encouraged Doug to join Rotary and all these years later he is still Rotarizing.
A Puffin no more (cured of Puffilitus?): Brie Griffin traded in her red badge for a blue and left her life as a Puffin behind forever.
REMINDER: Your Rotary dues are due. You can pay them on the website or show up at John Lowney’s house any time day or night—he’ll even make you a cocktail and loves it when people pay with nickels (just 3,700 nickels sit between you and another year of Rotary heaven). It’s possible I made up that last part, but the website info is solid.
Announcements:
The club unanimously approved a motion to pay our tax bill to the IRS to the tune of $2,543 (that’s 50,860 nickels for those of you keeping score at home). ?????????????????????????
On a serious note, President Mary reminded the club of Terry and Jessica and their family. In December of 2018, Rose showed up at their house to deliver a bicycle only to learn that the family of six was about to be evicted. Rose and Mary spearheaded an effort to support the family who has now been living in Sahalee. Tragically, Terry was killed in a traffic accident due to a reckless driver. Jessica doesn’t drive and is working on completing her CNA certification and will now face the future without her husband and her four kids without their father. Mary encouraged club members to reach out to Mary or Rose if they’d like to help and let folks know that the family’s rent is $300/month for anyone feeling like they could help alleviate that burden. Spoiler alert: Many Rotarians did indeed feel like they could help. Read on for heart-warming details.
President Mary presented a video put together by the Emergency Management Coalition of Pierce County that featured Fire Chief Sharp and Police Chief Smith. Chief Sharp jumped up to pay a fine in the form of $300 (1) rent for Jessica’s family and asked Chief Smith to join him. Chief Smith happily agreed to put in $300 (2) as well.
Bob Martin put $50 in the cookie jar for his Alaskan cruise that featured a 60 mph zip line ride (and hopefully clean britches?) a helicopter ride to a glacier and a visit to one of the “Most Dangerous Catch” crabbing boats.
Bill Potter expressed $50 of gratitude for good fortune including a trip to Walla Walla to celebrate his wife’s birthday (“ending in a 9” by which I believe means she’ll turn 30 next year), and his excitement that his middle child (the talented Morgan if I remember correctly) will be moving back to the area soon.
Phil Eng kept the gratitude train rolling with a $300 (3) donation for one month’s rent for Jessica’s family.
Brie Griffin stepped up to celebrate her oldest son’s high school graduation and offered $300 (4) to pay one month’s rent for the family.
Ole chimed in from Zoom-land and explained that though landlords get bad press, he’s a pretty good guy and not the “greedy bastard” we all assume he is. He ponied up $300 (5) for another month’s rent.
Greg Horn hopped on the mic to offer another $300 (6).
Angela Connelly donated another $300 (7) for another month’s rent.
Dave Swindell offered another $300 (8).
Doug Berger chimed in for another $300 (9).
Mark Edgecomb knows what it’s like to have a houseful of kids and threw in $300 (10) of his dollars.
Barlow Buescher celebrated his retirement with a $150 donation (as he described it “a penny for every student he’s worked with”) and threw in an additional $300 (11).
Don Johnson celebrated his trip to Pinehurst with a $100 and (I THINK THIS NEXT PART IS TRUE BUT AM CONFIRMING WITH LOWNEY) added $300 for rent (12).
Today’s Speaker: Kelly Chambers, Visiting Angels and Puget Sound Honor Flight
Philip Lindholm introduced our speaker, Kelly Chambers, founder of Visiting Angels, a home care organization that allows ailing senior citizens to age in their own home. Kelly and her husband are grateful for their “blessed life” and wanted to find a way to give back. In fact, she announced she would like to donate $300 (13!!!) to support Terry and Jessica’s family! They founded Puget Sound Honor Flight and just celebrated their 10th anniversary. PSHF is one of 150 chapters across the U. S. that provide “one last mission” for U. S. military veterans. More specifically that mission is to provide a flight for veterans of Vietnam, Korea and World War II with a trip to Washington, D. C. to visit the memorials constructed to honor their service and sacrifice for our country.
Kelly shared a video courtesy of KOMO 4’s Eric’s Little Heroes that tagged along on one of their first trips. It was a powerful reminder to hear veterans describe that they still have “nightmares every night” or that it took “45 years for God to take the hate out of my heart” for the enemy.
PSHF is supported solely by donations and has flown 1200 vets from our community over the past 10 years. Guardians volunteer to accompany and care for the vets and pay $1000 for the honor. There is a two year wait list for veterans and an even longer wait list for prospective guardians.
If you missed today’s meeting, I hope today’s Bulletin will provide you with a reminder of how lucky we are to be in a community where we take care of each other. From the inspiring work of Puget Sound Honor Flight to the baker’s dozen of Rotarians who donated a total of $3,900 (that’s 78,000 nickels, friends!) to cover the monthly rent for the next year and beyond for Jessica and Terry’s family, it was another great day to be a Lakewood Rotarian.
And just when you thought that you might have a chance at the raffle pot because Joel wasn’t around to win again, John Caufield used his X-ray vision to pull the red chip out of the bag, good for $250.
Tune in next week for the final meeting of President Mary’s Reign (of Terror) and buckle up for a year ahead that I’m sure we’ll all remember as “Carl Bronkema’s buckin’ bronc bonanza.”
By Laws and State of the Club Part 1
By-Laws and State of the Club Part I
Donnn Irwin
It all started with one ringy dingy from President Mary’s (PM) bell and we were off to the proverbial races - or, the meeting began – whichever way you want to state the obvious.
And this way also signals PM’s third to the last meeting (pause here for applause).
Incoming Prez Carl Bronkema orchestrated the Pledge and the tie wearing Clint Johnson invocated. Mr. Johnson gave a special emphasis to recognizing our country’s flag because, after all, it was Flag Day. Nice job, Clint.
Putting the meeting together: Set up Dream Team – Messrs. Erb, Hoffman, Selden and Osundwa. Dick Ferrell took the Foundation $$ (240 of them) while PP Mark Edgecomb took in the raffle $$. He also did triple duty as the Seargent at Arms and Cookie Jar Tender – busy boy that Edgecomb fellow.
In 1775 the first U.S. Army forms the Continental Army.
PM took a moment to recognize our Puffin People as well as the day’s photo journalist, Bob Zawilski, the day’s Scribe - one Donnnnnn Irwin and group photo taker, Walt Richardson.
Guests of Rotarians - Angela Connelly introduced prospective new member Becky Wiggins and another guest (whose name I didn’t catch, darn it!)
Visiting Rotarian – Caroline Maina, Past President of a Rotary Club in Kenya. (Somehow, she seemed to know James Osundwa. Wonder how that could happen?).
Sandpaper was patented in 1834.
PM acknowledged our Zoomers – Mark Blanchard and Kim Prentice (good to see you, Kim). President Mary also welcomed PDG Greg Horn, Designated District Governor Tony Camoroda and Asst. Gov. Bill Potter (who evidently was off doing AG things cuz he wasn’t there).
Grover Cleveland became the first U.S. president to get married in the White House in 1886.
Our Sunshine Lady, Wendy McGowan, reminded us of an ice cream social in honor of PDG and longtime Rotarian Gordy Quick. The get together will be held in the bar area after next week’s meeting (6/21). Everyone welcome and bring any and all Gordy stories.
By Law business – The esteemed Secretary Greg Rediske was called upon to shepherd the call to approving the new By Laws. The motion was made to accept them. There was a second and an unanimous vote to accept. By Law business done. (Writer’s note: I hope all club members truly appreciate the work that goes into maintaining these things. Many thanks to those to spend the time to make sure we are in compliance!)
1900 - Having been annexed to the USA on 12 August 1898, Hawaii is constituted as an organized territory.
Announcements (aka pleadings) – Greg R encouraged club members to come have some fun on Music Night at Lakewood Playhouse. Here is a shameless plug for the event:
This coming Friday, June 21, Lakewood Rotary will be hosting “Springsteen on Broadway”, right here in Lakewood! So obviously it won’t be on Broadway, but at the Lakewood Playhouse. And truth be told, Springsteen won’t be there. It will be better! Four musicians, not just one! They will be entertaining with talk and music, just like Springsteen did in New York. All four accomplished musicians are Lakewood Rotarians:
Eric Quinn, lawyer by day, recorded rap artist sometimes;
Philip Lindholm, real estate CEO by day, rock band leader (2 albums) 10 years ago;
Scott Casebolt, retired firefighter and current fire commissioner, and accomplished bagpiper; and
Chris Kimball, financial advisor and drum standout, boasting multiple national tours.
5:00 -7:30 pm. Included--wine, beer, soft drinks; concessions for purchase from the Lakewood Playhouse, Scotch tutorial and tasting by Barlow Buescher. All proceeds benefit Lakewood Rotary, as part of our annual fundraising campaign. Go to https://lakewoodrotarycharitable.square.site/. Tickets are $50 each. 150 seats only. Don’t procrastinate!
In 1922, President Warren G. Harding was the first President to use the radio to speak to the nation. He dedicated the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore the day Congress granted U.S. citizenship to all American Indians in 1924.
ATTENTION: Rotary Dues are due!! Pay up by the end of June. Thank you. The Management.
Phil Ing grabbed a mic and reminded us that there is a Par-Tee on Friday evening, June 28th that will involve putting and shmoozing with incoming President Carl Bronkema while at the same time saying Thank You to outgoing President Mary Horn. There will also be some food and drink involved. Get signed up. Phil, not one to shy away from a mic took the initiative to remind us of the upcoming Floating Board meeting at Holly Hedge on August 22nd and he even managed to plug the upcoming Roadster Romp on Whidbey Island Sept. 8-10.
Rob Erb is looking for some temporary help on the set-up committee. Seems he needs some pinch hitting done for a couple weeks as a few of his crew are actually taking vacations. Give him a shout if you can spare a few minutes extra before and after the meetings. Donna Phillips plugged the Cocktails with Seamus event on July 9th from 6-9:00PM.
June 14 - Baseball legend Lou Gehrig died of ALS, a rare type of paralysis now referred to as Lou Gehrig's disease, in 1941. That same year Boeing broke ground on Boeing Plant II in Wichita, Kansas.
Cookie jar contributions: Clint Johnson paid some money for a trip to Mexico and wondered aloud about men NOT wearing ties. Sally Saunders was coerced into paying a fine because she is a long time Lions Club member (nice work PM). Mark Blanchard paid tribute on this Father’s Day weekend for a trip he took with his then 11-year-old son – they climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. What a great memory!
Angela Connelly offered up a $100.00 in gratitude to all fathers. PM told a story of her now husband being in a car accident that involved towing a boat and a woman in the car with him that wasn’t his fiancée (and evidently wasn’t Mary either). This writer doesn’t remember if there was an actual contribution the cookie jar but the story sounded intriguing to say the least. Joe Quinn paid up his IOU for 56 years of marriage as well as paying for two tickets to next week’s music night that he won’t be able to use.
Tonga gained independence from Britain in 1970 (National Day).
PM started the Program portion of the meeting by letting us know that club committee assignments are being reviewed over the next two weeks. She asks that all members review their assignments. She also informed us that the bell she rings each week to call the meeting to order is the bell her mother used to call the family to dinner.
Her recap of her year was to show us approximately 48 slides of some of the events that took place during her reign. The slides chronicled her year from the beginning to now and covered such items as introducing her first new member, cookie jar donations, Foundation gifts, our exchange student from Norway, Youth Protection Training, McGowan Awards, promoting the Dolly Parton Imagination Library, Ft. Steilacoom Park Improvement, Educational Award, High School Student recognition, and Roast the President Day. (This is a severely truncated list. When put together with what happens over 50 some weeks of involvement, the outcome is pretty darn impressive).
PM also gave shout outs to Barlow Buescher, Partners of Rotarians and Don Daniels among others. She closed with a remembrance to those that are no longer with us and excitement for new addition to the Horn Clan.
Mary then empaneled Linda Disney, James Osundwa, Connie Coleman-Lacadie and Barlow Buescher to give committee reports.
Linda Disney-Public Image Chair, posed the question: “Why should we care about image?”. The simple answer is that it attracts new members and enhances our standing in the community and the world. Linda explained that the way we promote our image is through our website, social media and events. She is looking for people to join the committee that are creative, open minded, are micro bloggers and who like to take pictures.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie is our Membership Chair. She talked about Rotary on Tap, Monday Night Football and Birthdays and Anniversaries.
James Osundwa is our World Affairs Director. He talked about the Rotary Foundation – over $26,000 in contributions and 90 Paul Harris Fellows. Our club has 84% participation in the Every Rotarian Every Year program. James mentioned that Rose Stevens, through the World Community Service program, takes our money and combines it with money from other clubs to improve the lives of folks all over the world.
President Mary ended this part of the program due to time constraints but said that she would give Barlow time in next week’s program. Barlow is our Community Service Chair.
Joe Quinn Esq., closed out the meeting with a call to action – take the Youth Protection Training and Test. He also lauded the Next Step Program.
DDG Tony C had the winning raffle ticket. It could have been worth $250.00 but Tony drew a white chip and got $5.00 instead. PM Mary then herded us downstairs for a group picture. See above.
If your birthday is today, June 14th then you share this special day with the likes of Harriet Beecher Stowe, Alois Alzheimer, Che Guevara and Donald Trump.
Next week:
June 21 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Kelly Chambers with Puget Sound Honor Flight. Following the meeting, please join us for a memorial service - a little ice cream social - for Gordy Quick.
June 21 - at the Lakewood Playhouse - Music in Four Parts featuring Philip Lindholm, Scott Casebolt, Chris Kimball, and Eric Quinn - Register HERE
Mary Horn Counts Them Down
After this meeting…..only three left for lame duck President Mary Horn. If you thought she was crying at the meeting because she’s almost done, not so: she was near tears only because she’s recovering from food poisoning. What a stalwart! Toughing it out!!
Prior to the clang of the bell, Scott Buser took Paul Harris money, Leon Titus sold raffle tickets by the dozen ($1,398 pot, two chips left), Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, and tech wizard James Osundwa did set up. And then came “We Are Family” for a couple brief moments before the hammering of the bell and Mark Herr’s pledge to the flag followed by Shiru Osundwa’s thought for the day (beautifully said).
As we progressed, Walt Richardson took pictures. Zooming were: Carole Wier, Ralph Johnson, Kamarie Wilson, Philip Lindholm, Rick Selden, Mark Blanchard, John Magnuson and Rachel Mazoff. Bill Potter (AG) and Tony Camoroda (DG-elect almost) were in the house. Troy Wilcox introduced Norwegian exchange student Amelia (she goes home Tuesday!) and Kendra introduced friend Eric Sweigart.
Jim Merritt, frequent guest and Tacoma #8 member, lost his son recently. Services at Bellarmine on June 14.
Gordon Quick: Remembering Gordy will be held immediately following the meeting on June 21, in the bar right next to our meeting place. Ice cream social and remembering Gordy: please attend!
Dave Covey: Memorial service 2 pm at the UW Conibear Shellhouse, Saturday, June 22.
Birthdays and Anniversaries:
Rotary:
Heather Burgess and Gael Whalen have logged one year in Lakewood Rotary; Lua Pritchard, 2; Jan Gee, 8; Mary Moss, 14; Mary Jo Strom-Copland, 26 (8 in Lakewood); John Lowney, 35 total; and Sam Hunter: 41!
Wedding Anniversaries:
Mary Jo Strom-Copland and Russ, 23 years
Ron and Vanessa Banner, 26
Jason and Gael Whalen, 37
Joe and Kris Quinn, 56
Steve and Ellen Mazoff, 59
Bob and Mary Hammar, 67
Birthdays:
Kamarie Wilson was the youngest, Mo Sarram was the oldest: 92 for Mo on June 22!! In the house to be grilled and therefore “known”, a la the Colbert Questionert:
Kamarie, James Guerrero, Jason Whalen, Linda Disney, Chris Kimball, Mark Silva, Don Daniels, Paula Olson, Jan Gee, and Eric Warn.
Announcements:
Jan Gee: Don’t forget to Par-Tee! Installation banquet, 5 pm June 28. Sign up!
Linda Disney: Rotary on Tap, Fan Club, 5:30 Thursday, June 13. Be there or be square
Eric Quinn/Greg Rediske: Don’t forget to sign up for the “Event of the Year”! A Musical Evening in Four Parts, at the Lakewood Playhouse, 5 pm June 21. Lakewoodrotary.com, Make a Payment. And if you don’t have $50, Joe Quinn says he’ll buy your ticket (even two!!).
Mary Horn: Please wear your Rotary gear next week for a club picture, courtesy of Walt Richardson.
Collections/Fines/Cookie Jar Contributions:
Jan Gee: $20 for her birthday and her club anniversary (8 years on the latter)
Scott Buser, $50 for the first birthday of the first grandchild
Don Daniels, $100 (Foundation) for a Tahoe trip.
Chris Kimball, $65 (Foundation) for finally getting signed up on Medicare, and grandson on the way!
David Swindale, Hawaii trip/”white coat” for his audiology daughter (off to New Zealand)
Bud Montgomery, $100 (Foundation) for five months in Green Valley.
John Lowney, $100 for son Brian’s appointment as Superintendent of the Bethel School District
Kendra Riconosciuto $?? for son’s double play in Lakewood Baseball Club competition
James Guerrero, $60 for his birthday joining the 60s.
Yorleny Clapper, $?? for a trip to see her mom, change mom’s meds, and see her recover!
Eric Quinn, $20 for being the MC for the Musical Event at the Playhouse, reminding all that it will be fantastic!
Joe Quinn, $56 for 56 years of marriage, and missing Eric’s event to visit son Patrick in Tahoe (maybe more priority to visiting the grandkids I think…..)
Gayle Selden, $20 for the pleasure of knowing Amelia, and noting the going away party on Sunday June 9 at 1 p.m. at Gayle’s house.
By-laws: No comments today. If any are received, they will be discussed at the next meeting, June 14, when a vote will be undertaken to approve them. Contact the Secretary if you have comments: gnsrediske@msn.com
Youth Exchange:
Tuesday June 11 is the day lovely Amelia heads home to Norway. I feel sorry for those of you who had no interaction with her: she was a delight! (If you get this bulletin early enough, you might be able to pop by Gayle Selden’s home for her going away/graduation party, starting at 1 p.m. on Sunday, June 9.)
Remember Victor, our exchange student from Denmark? He recently turned 30 years old! Here’s a recent correspondence:
“I just returned from a trip to Vietnam with a friend where we spent a few weeks traveling around. I also got to celebrate my birthday there in their capital.
Now I look forward to getting my sailboat in the water. One thing I really learned while I was in Lakewood was to enjoy life and all the water activities you did around the lakes. I think I shared a picture of the sailboat last year, but I am so happy that I got it. I spend a lot of time on the water during the summers and sail to small islands, Sweden and other fun places.
The company I work for was acquired by the American company GE Healthcare last year, so now I am really benefiting from my exchange stay in the US. I have so many colleagues working from all over the states and often get visitors from Colorado, New York and California. Speaking English with Americans always reminds me of my time in Lakewood, the friendly tone and the way most Americans are so good at engaging people, small talking and making a good atmosphere is really remarkable.
If I get a chance to travel to the US next year I will certainly drop by Lakewood. It has been way too long since I have visited you all.”
Rotary’s youth exchange program goes a long way to improving world peace through understanding. How many hundreds did Victor (and Amelia, and so many more) encounter here during their exchange year, and how many hundreds and hundreds since then who were regaled with tales of Lakewood and Americans? It is a win-win and win some more program.
Later this summer we will be welcoming Jeffrey (Lin) Cheng-Yang from Taiwan, born October 17, 2006 (17 years old). He will be arriving between August 21 and August 24 and attending Lakes High School in the fall. We need: home stay families (3-4 months each), and Rotarians and friends to take him places and experience the great Northwest. Keep this in mind and contact Barlow Buescher for more details.
James’ father is an electrical engineer (manager of the air conditioning department in a semiconductor company), and his mother is a facility section manager (repairing household appliances), living in Taoyuan City. He has studied English for 11 years, with ‘good’ command. About himself, James says, “I am 5’6” with bangs like watermelon, big eyes with long eyelashes and I’m so glad to introduce myself and family. I have a passion for sports and music (guitar). I chose (as an elective) to study Spanish because it is very interesting. I can eat almost anything, but I don’t like some fruits that smell weird, such as Durian, Sweetsop and Avocado. Since I was a child, I have always enjoyed watching airplanes. Whenever I see one while walking down the street, I look up its model, take pictures and watch videos about planes on my phone. I hope to fulfill my dream in the future and become a pilot.” (It’s entirely possible that he’d like to see the Museum of Flight, I think……)
Program:
Mark Herr introduced Major General (retired) Ken Farmer, 32 years in the military including being the head of the Walter Reed Army Medical Center. His topic was about the last 2-1/2 centuries of innovation in medicine in the American military. The public expects medical access and expertise for their military to be on a par with the Mayo Clinic and other top hospitals, and this is always strived for. Moreover, wars in the last 250 years have resulted in many advancements in medicine that have benefitted not only the military, but the civilian population as well. (It reminds me of all the innovations from the space program that have been incorporated into our daily lives.)
July 1775 George Washington ordered a “hospital for the army”. Ten soldiers died of disease to every soldier killed in battle. Washington’s order to have mandatory smallpox inoculation probably saved the Revolution. Protect the force by protecting the patient.
Mexican War: 1/3 of the force was lost to disease.
Civil War: Bull Run was a medical disaster: evacuations of the wounded from the battlefield went on for as much as a month. Dr. Letterman set a surgery standard of 24 hours maximum in treating the wounded; he ordered improved nutrition, sanitation, and organization of the medical corps. As a result, 10-25% died of their wounds in the first 3 years of the war, only 4% the last year after his changes.
Spanish American War: 280 killed in action, 1,577 wounded, 2,565 died of disease. Walter Reed helped to conquer typhoid and yellow fever, while promoting water purification.
WWI: The allies said to the U.S.: “Send us doctors!!”. The Red Cross arrived. Aviation medicine was born, while learning triage and debridement from the French, and originating blood transfusions, shock treatment and shell shock treatment.
Before WWII: disease deaths were down to .1%, while dying from wounds was down to 4.4% (half of WWI).
Post WWII and Korea: Those dying from wounds was down by half again to 2.4%. Floating Navy hospitals were born.
Cold War: Established the “Golden Hour” standard: treatment within an hour. Burn treatment was markedly improved.
Gulf War: Only .06% died of their woulds. There was much new equipment, including prosthetics.
The wars resulted in doctors having many more severe situations to deal with than would happen in civilian life, resulting in faster innovations and improvements.
Thanks, Dr. Farmer!
The Pot: $1,398, 1 white, 1 red. Joel Vranna, fresh off his Winefest Raffle win of $5,000, chose the red chip. Way to go, Joel!! Joel may have said, “Hey, it’s only $1,400….what’s the big deal?” Donn Irwin might have said, “My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.” And then there’s Ole, who won a gold medal rowing at the Olympics. He was so excited, he had it bronzed.
Teacher Appreciation Day
TEACHER APPRECIATION DAY
THE LAKEWOOD KEY for May 31, 2024
By Joe Quinn
Because today was a day to feature our Educators of the Year at Lakewood Rotary, the scribe decided to make this bulletin all about education. We will try to use a whole lot of unusual words, to send our devoted readers (both of them) running to Roget’s Thesaurus, to find out what the heck we are trying to say. Last week, one of the editors failed to notice that the scribe made a slight error, by typing “horseless” when the word intended was “homeless.” Actually, we noticed a few more grammatical or typographical errors, but only one Rotarian name was butchered. Therefore, the scribe today has included at least five errors to test (remember, today is all about education) the editor to see if he/she is awake.
The Guests were quickly announced, so apologies if I missed anyone. Chris Kimball introduced our police chief, Patrick Smith, who was later inducted into Lakewood Rotary. Shiru introduced a friend, but rather than guess wrong about the spelling, we will skip over that and mention that she is a student at WSU. PM introduced her guests, Jim and Eileen Zimmerman. And we welcomed Ron Banner, our member and Superintendent of Clover Park Schools, and other district administrators, who attended to support their fine educators.
Barlow Buescher mentioned that our Rotary Exchange student—Amelia Babazada—is with us again today, but not for long, so come to a goodbye party on June 9th at Gayle Selden’s house.
Our photographer today is Bob Zawilski and the scribe is listed above.
PM recognized our Zoomers, including Carole Wier and Ralph Johnson, and then of course our dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda (spelled correctly? You could look him up on Dacdb) and AG Bill Potter.
There was no Sunshine Report either because PM forgot to call on Wendy… or I fell asleep for a moment.
Induction: PM inducted Patrick Smith, our Lakewood Police Chief, since March 2023, into the Rotary Club of Lakewood. Patrick, who was sponsored by Chris Kimball, told a couple of good stories about his experiences. One time, he was called to a scene where a young lady had passed away. The paramedics had already left the scene. He was in the process of calling the next-of- kin and expressing his condolences, when he heard an audible gasp right behind him. He quickly turned around and saw that the decedent was sitting up. He bent down to look at her. She then said, “What the hell are you doing here?” He says he responded thus: “What the hell are you doing here? You died a few minutes ago.” Cops have to possess a sense of humor.
Then Patrick told us about the two guys who stole a check for $50,000 out of someone’s mailbox. Apparently, it was an insurance company check made payable to “Bette Davis, on behalf of Billy Joe Davis, deceased.” The not-so-swift mailbox thieves were caught at the bank where they tried to cash the check, because when they endorsed it by writing on the back “Bette Davis and Billy Joe Davis, deceased” the teller got suspicious and called the cops. See how important education is!?
After all that, we welcomed Patrick with open arms into our club.
Announcements:
This is Little Free Pantry day, so if you gave last week, give again.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie reported on some preliminary figures on the Wine and Beer Festival: There was gross income received of about $145,000 and 28,600 of that was from our proud Sponsors. About $35,000 was raised through Raise the Paddle, which as we recall was for the H-Barn Project, to be paid over about three years. The Dessert Dash yielded about $12,000 for the Partners of Rotary. We got lost in the numbers but essentially Connie said the net income will be at least $57,000. Remember that we are still collecting some money for the Dinner and a Movie (Grease) in July and for the Four Musicians event to be held on June 21 at the Lakewood Playhouse. So far about $1100 has been collected for tickets to hear four Lakewood Rotarians do their thing: Scott Casebolt (bagpipes), Chris Kimball (drums), Philip Lindholm (rock and roll) and Eric Quinn (rapper) will knock your socks off! (Well maybe your ears, but there is also Scotch tasting with Barlow Buescher, etc.) Connie said the “projected” net income will be about $66,000 from the total event. Oh, yes, lest we forget there is (are) also Cocktails with Seamus Phillips, but more about that below.
RI Foundation: Steve Enquist presented Paul Harris awards to Kris Kauffman (his first), Mark Blanchard (#4) and Tom George (#7) Thanks guys.
Anne Enquist announced a purely Fellowship event on September 27th. This may be a joint event with Clover Park Rotary. It will be a night at the theater—Lakewood Playhouse—for the musical Godspell. A real bargain at $23 per ticket. Support community theater!
Mark Blanchard, on behalf of the Puffin Committee, asked for approval of a $2,000 donation to Nourish, using the proceeds from the Roast of the President. Moved, seconded and carried with alacrity as PM did not want to hear another word about the roast back in December.
Donna Phillips grabbed the mic and urged us to enjoy Cocktails with Seamus from 6:00 p.m. to about 9:30 p.m. on July 9th at their house in Steilacoom. $65 each for fond memories, along with sandwiches and charcuterie. We may also be able to climb aboard the Pierce County Ferry to Anderson Island for a moonlight cruise. The ferry leaves about 10:20 p.m. to go over and pick up the last returnees to the mainland. The dock is just a walk from their house. Another real bargain, assuming you do not take your car.
Linda Disney advertised for Rotary on Tap, to be held on June 13th at the Fan Club on 83rd in Lakewood, near Oakbrook.
Flyers were handed out for Par-Tee on Friday, June 28th at TCGC. That is the golf theme for the Rotary Installation Celebration where we will honor Mary Horn and then install Carl Bronkema (and the other officers) as our next President. Be there at 5;30 for the no-host social hour, complimentary appetizers and a putting contest. Weather permitting, we will be outside on the back lawn of the country club. $70 per person. Golf attire or business casual. (We call it country club casual.) I believe there is dinner as well. Lakewood Playhouse’s new artistic director Joe Walsh will be our MC that evening.
There was also a flyer for the Rotary Night at the ballpark, starting at 4:30 p.m. on August 14th at Cheney Stadium with a tailgate and then first pitch at 7:05 p.m. Tailgate or game only: $16 per person. Both: $32. Add a Rainiers hat: $38.
Mary Horn said we should take a look at the newly redrafted Bylaws of Lakewood Rotary, especially if we are suffering from insomnia. Greg Rediske, our erstwhile Secretary, did a lot of work on these bylaws, so show some respect for his efforts by at least reading them once. Maybe, like me, he inserted a few intentional typos to see if anybody reads such stuff. Or you can just vote on the bylaws without reading them, like most folks do with their Local Voters Pamphlet and then their ballot.
Cookie Jar.
Mark Herr paid a Chocolate Chip ($100) for a picture of him and his wife in Stroll magazine, published by Lakewood Rotarian Debbie McVicker. Mark Edgecombe paid for a variety of sins such as missing a lot of meetings during the tax season, a wedding, a grandson’s birthday, his own recent birthday, and anything else he could think of, so he does not get fined again this year. All of that was worth $200, but Carl Bronkema was seen grinning as July 1st is coming. $200 must be called a Macadamia Nut Cookie.
Bob Peterson gave a Chocolate Chip too, celebrating 62 years of wedded bliss and 56 years living in the same house.
The Program:
PM introduced Leanna Albrecht of the Clover Park School District to present our program about the distinguished Educators of the Year. Leanna introduced Micah Dill of Steilacoom High School, Miranda Nordlund of Harrison Preparatory School, and Dominique Lowery of Clover Park High School and then she asked them to sit as a panel to answer questions that we might have about education today.
Leanna asked them about what changes and adjustments they have noticed in this post-pandemic world of education. The three teachers had great observations and tips for teachers of today’s students. For example, they all seemed to agree that just being “present” for the kids is critical; it seems that many students just need an adult role model in their lives. Leanna asked each educator to share one success story. Miranda of Harrison Prep said it was very moving to see those girls who she first taught as sixth graders now graduate from high school. The transformation and blossoming of those young people was quite impactful, she said. Dominique of Clover Park said he was able to draw out a rather shy black kid who kept looking at him on the first day of school. The student finally said it out loud, “You’re the teacher.” What he was saying without saying it was: “you look like me” and so the student felt comfortable with him and not nearly as shy. The point: any way you can establish a relationship with the student…do it.
The educators seemed to agree that critical thinking skills are important and particularly the ability to write well. They also agreed that one of the biggest challenges in education today is presented by social media and technology in general. They stressed that teachers need to be engaging and substitute interactive dialogue for lectures, which kids find boring. After listening to these three answer Leanna’s questions, and those posed by our own members, we can see why these three teachers deserved to be honored. Each was given a nice plaque and an even nicer $100 bill, to be used by them personally and not for anyone else!
Leanna added that our fourth honoree, Athena Houseman of Lakes H.S., could not make it due to an emergency.
THE DRAWING: Steve Enquist had the winning raffle ticket number and a one out of three chance to win about $1200. Alas, he drew a white chip and so next week the odds are fifty-fifty, with one red chip and one white chip left.
Breaking News: Youth Protection Alert: The club YPO sent about 50 members a link to take the Youth Protection Awareness test. All members of Rotary are expected to do this once. Only about half of LR Rotarians have so far seen the video and passed the test. Do it!
Note to Editors: There are at least five mistakes, or misspelled words or names for you to find in the above bulletin. Remember that Spellcheck is an imperfect proofreader, as if you use the wrong word but it is a real word in the English language, Spellcheck will not care.
Upcoming Events:
June 7 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Ret. Major General Ken Farmer, former head of Walter Reed Army Medical Center speaking on American Military Medicine
June 13 - at 5:30 p.m. - Rotary on Tap - Join us at the Fan Club, 8315 83rd Street, Lakewood RSVPs are appreciated but not required. Click here to RSVP.
June 14 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - President Mother Mary will give a State of the Club address, and we'll hear from Committee chairs so you can decide how you want to be involved next year
June 21 - at the Lakewood Playhouse - Music in Four Parts featuring Philip Lindholm, Scott Casebolt, Chris Kimball, and Eric Quinn - Register HERE
June 28 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Kathleen Clerc, Beekeeper
Friday, June 28, 5:30 p.m. at TCGC - ParTEE -Lakewood Rotary Installation of 2024–25 Officers and Directors Register HERE
August 14 - PC Rotary clubs night at ball park. Tailgate at 4:30 game at 7:05. Contact Tony at (559) 905-0466 or tonyc.rotary@gmail.com.
Hope for the Unhoused with Pierce County Community Village

Ever walk into a crowded room that you know well and feel funny. Somethings off, odd. You’ve been there countless times before but not felt this feeling. That was me on Friday. I said hello to several people, got my lunch and sat down at the table. I looked around but couldn’t shake that unsettled feeling. Then about 12:28 pm, I started to hear unusual sounds, and the feeling got stronger. Finally, as Past President Jason Whalen came to the podium and the music played a little louder, I realized what was going on. President Mother Mary was absent, there was no “We are Family” by Sister Sledge playing, and Hawaii Guy was leading the meeting with Aloha music playing in the background. As I learned later, Mother Mary was still on the sick list and had to call in a sub.
PP Jason brought us to order on time. He said he was almost late for the meeting because he didn't know the bridge across Steilacoom Lake was closed. Chris Kimball led us in the Pledge of Allegiance and then did double duty by giving an invocation. Rob Erb announced a moment of silence for those who had given the ultimate gift, their lives, for our freedom. PP Jason thanked Chuck Hellar for manning the Paul Harris table, Linda Disney for what she did, and the Dream Team for meeting set up: Scott, Rob, James, Rick, Wynn and Terry. Jason didn’t get the memo that I, Paula Olson, was writing the bulletin, but I don’t fault him for that, as he came through for PM Mary in her hour of need. Walt Richardson took pictures.
Wendy McGowan gave the Sunshine report, filling us in with the details of Mother Mary’s cold and lack of voice (bronchitis and laryngitis) and Kris Kaufman’s injury to his right leg that sounded ugly. Get well, both of you, especially Mary. The club needs you!! After announcing that donations were accepted that day for the Little Free Pantry, Jason reminded us that donations would be accepted as usual next Friday, the last Friday of the month and the meeting where we bring donations. Leading a meeting is much harder than it looks, folks.
Steve Enquist awarded Wendy McGowan her third Paul Harris. Way to go, Wendy!

Above: Wendy getting her 3rd Paul Harris award
Tony Camoroda represented Lakewood Rotary at the JBLM Family Scholarship Fund award ceremony where 32 students and five family members were given scholarships. This was twice as many as 2023 because donations reached over $37,000, and we were a part of that. Yahoo and congrats! Tony also asked if anyone knew of an accountant-type person to help the Tacoma South Club. They started out with 19 members and have already added nine to their ranks, but no treasurer. Let Tony know if anyone knows someone to fill in until they get one of their very own.
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Above: Tony C talking about the difference Lakewood Rotary made with the JBLM Scholarship Fund
The meeting then turned to that time when the Cookie Jar dominates. Fill-in Jason said that Mother M said he had to raise $1,000 (or what, Mary? Would you spank him if he failed? Just wondering.) Mark Blanchard started off with giving some cash for spending time in Hawaii without kids or grandkids. Just the wife. He also married off his youngest after spending six months fixing up the house.

Above: Mark B looking well rested after a Hawaii vacation with no kids and seeing one son get married
Gary Fulton got his ninth hole-in-one on the sixth hole. He said he’s played golf for 72 years. 72 divided by 9 equals 8. Wow. that’s one every 8 years! He kicked in $100. Jason asked everyone to buy the rest of the wine from the Wine Festival so he could get it out of his trunk. $20/per bottle. Zoomer Dave Swindale had his hand up but nothing to report. Rob Erb in his nice red shirt was a complete wall when John Magnuson reported something. Or at least I was told it was John reporting. Not having x-ray vision, I had no clue. John might have paid $100 but I don’t know.
Angela Connelly informed that her son is getting married in a week and another son is coming home from West Point for 10 days and then he starts his internship with the White House. Donna Phillips reported that her oldest son Dan was given a residency at a Cherokee Nation reservation as an optometrist. They are building a new 83,000 sq. ft. laser teaching facility for eye surgery, and she was $100 proud. Don Daniels returned from one week in Nashville, filled with music, sightseeing and alcohol.
Jim Bisceglia asked if he could donate wine for the Little Free Pantry "Probably not," was the answer, but Jim gave some money for something else. Greg Horn gave $20 for a quiet house because of Mary’s inability to speak, and the club booed him so vigorously that he had to change that to $20 for PP Jason so elegantly running the meeting. Chris Kimball proudly announced that his son wrote an article that was published in National Review magazine. Scott Casebolt celebrated his 66th birthday and 42nd wedding anniversary by donating $110 to the cookie jar.
Jan Gee heartily thanked everyone for the success of the Wine and Beer Fest and especially the volunteers. Set up and take down happened in record time and all went very well.
Debbie McVicker informed us that her daughter is graduating from nursing school in Florida, and she hasn’t killed her husband of 29 years, so they are celebrating their anniversary. Good call, Debbie in keeping him alive for the next 29 years.

Above: Debbie contributing to ther cookie jar
Sub Jason reported that he went to China to visit Lakewood’s sister city and had a great time discussing economic development and other stuff that he’ll tell us more about some other time. His youngest daughter came in sixth in the state and is under threat of doing better or not coming home. Nice way to motivate the kids, Jason!
Onto the program. Angela Connelly introduced Myron Bernard as the Deputy Director of the Tacoma Rescue Mission and the spearheading organization for Pierce County Community Village.

Above: Angela preparing to introduce our speaker, Myron Bernard. It also looks like she was hawking Jason's wine, but Jason did that later

Above: Myron Bernard, Deputy Director of Tacoma Rescue Mission
Myron introduced his team: Frank Jackson, TRM Faith Engagement Officer and Sarah McKinney, TRM Development Officer.
Above: Tacoma Rescue Mission team Myron, Frank and SarahThis project has been successfully done in 21 cities across the country after it started in Austin, TX. Myron started his presentation with a quote from Mother Theresa and an expression of gratitude to see us joyfully donating money to good causes. He noted that the Village project aligns with the principles of Rotary. Giving a little history, Myron said that the Tacoma Rescue Mission started in 1912. He then led us in an exercise to mentally go back to first grade and draw a house. Then go back and draw a home. Notice the differences between the two drawings? A home may have a fireplace, people, a dog or a cat. His point was that there is more to housing than just a house.
There are about 1,000 unhorsed people in Pierce County. Twenty percent of the shelter residents have nowhere to go. The eligible people for the Village will be chronically homeless for more than five years and over 55 years old. These people ar not appropriate for a shelter, whose health is impacted by using drugs to stay awake all night to prevent being assaulted or robbed. They have needs beyond a place to live, and must rebuild their relationship with society. The rules will be to pay rent, be a good neighbor and obey the law.
Most people believe that to help these folks you give them a house first, but most leave after a short time. What they really need is a home and a community. That is what the Village will be for them. Myron showed us a nice video with an overview of the project./ The City of Lakewood has committed funds to the project. It will be located at the intersection of 176th and Spanaway Loop Road. It consists of of 90 acres. Myron showed us drawings of the different facilities and living units. The plan includes a community garden, preservation of wetlands and park areas, and places where residents can work and create things to sell. Each unit will be for a single person. They hope to raise $19 million over four years.
Myron noted that people have raised environmental concerns such as the habitat for the Western Gray Spuirrel, which was last seen in 2008 over a half mile away. Others argue that the project will destroy the environment. It's the classic there: Great idea, but must not here. If not here, then where? If the Tacoma Rescue Mission doesn't use the area, other developers will come in, destroy the wetlands, build homes that the homeless would never afford. The project intends to preserve as much of the natural environment as possible.
Club members had some questions. It will be open 24 hours a day, and the Community Market will be open 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. Instead of rules keeping drug users out, the focus will be on respecting privacy of the home, using long-term solutions in dealing with drub usage, and developing a partnership with Multicare. Myron noted that in the past 25 years Pierce County has changed a lot and those changes are primarily because of three number of people who have moved in and created more traffic. Not all of those people are good people, and they create problems. More people on the streets. It's gotten too expensive to rent a place and there's not enough places to rent tor the number of people living here. Muron commented on a book by UW Professors Gregg Colburn and Clayton Page Aldern called "Homeless is a Housing Problem." Please read for much more information on the causes of homelessness. Someone asked why not do this at JBLM. Simple reason: can't buy land that is not for sale. For a more in-depth look at the project please paste PierceCountyWA.gov/Village into our browser.
Above: Site plan of Pierce County VillageThank you, Myron and your team for an informative and hopeful presentation.
Speaking of hope, Jim Sharp won the raffle and he charged up to the front with his raffle ticket with visions of new toys in his head. Busted! He drew a white chip for $5.
Farewell Amelia Babozada!
Farewell Amelia Babozada!
Wendy McGowan
As the boisterous music, “We are family” faded, I looked toward the podium expecting to see President Mother Mary. In her place stood Carl Bronkema. I was sure the installation had yet to take place. That was still more than a month away. Was Carl getting in “a practice session” or had Mary actually turned the gavel over to her successor? We all discovered that Mary had a bad cold and had ‘called in the back-up’. Oh, are we in for a year……(sigh)! Carl was having a hard time ringing the dinner bell…..(sigh).
The Dream Team members, consisting of Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, and James Osundwa were each honored. Rob Erb had shown up early to corral the troupes, but had to leave before the gong.
The Zoomers were recognized: John Magnuson, Ralph Johnson, Dave Swindell, Mark Blanchard, Kendra Riconosciuto and Greg Horn…the latter was fussing with his camera equipment, so we could only see Lake Steilacoom on the screen…no Greg! Acknowledgements were made to PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter.
Carl asked the Puffins to stand. They obeyed as good Puffins do. Bob Zawilski was noted as the photographer for the day and it was announced that ‘yours truly’ was the bulletin scribe. The Cookie Jar tender was to be Gary Barton, yet no Cookie Jar was in sight.
Chris Kimball rattled off the many birthdays, Rotary anniversaries and wedding anniversaries. Please note Bob Hammar came out on top in two categories:
MEMBER BIRTHDAYS
John Caufield, May 27, 1965, age 59
Julie White, May 7, 1963, age 61
Scott Casebolt, May 14, 1958, age 66
Bob Martin, May 9, 1951, age 73
Rob Erb, May 12, 1950, age 74
Bill Price, May 1, 1943, age 81
Kris Kauffman, May 15, 1942, age 82
Charles Heberle, May 25, 1940, age 84
Bob Hammar, May 5, 1932, age 92
MEMBER ANNIVERSARIES
Cat Frederickson, 5/5/2023, 1 year
Shiru Osundwa, 5/5/2023, 1 year
Wendy McGowan, 5/14/2021, 3 years
Gary Barton, 5/3/2019, 5 years
Anne Enquist, 5/18/2018, 6 years
Troy Wilcox, 5/1/2015, 9 years
James, Osundwa, 5/7/2021, 3 years
Clayton DeNault, 5/25/2012, 12 years
Monica, Cordell, 5/1/2020, 4 years
Jim Sharp, 5/12/2010, 14 years
Gayle Selden, 5/18/2007, 17 years
Bill Potter, 5/28/2004, 20 years
Tony Camoroda, 5/20/2022, 2 years
Philip Eng, 5/1/1994, 30 years
Gary Fulton, 5/1/1984, 40 years
Bob Hammar, 5/23/2023, 45 years
WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES
Yorleny Clapper to Patrick, May 29, 20 years
Mark Silva to Anne, May 2, 22 years
Debbie McVicker to Tim, May 18, 26 years
Dan Livingston to Leah, May 2, 26 years
Scott Casebolt to JoAnn, May 30, 42 years
Jim Weinand to Jennie, May 29, 47 years
The “Sunshine” Report should have followed next, but our S.P. Carl overlooked me. A few moments later I reminded him. (Sigh!) When I finally had a chance to speak, I informed the meeting attendees that my trusty partner, and dutiful reporter, Greg Rediske, filled me in on the details of Donn Irwin’s recent surgery. It sounded rather serious and quite gruesome, so I put a card with my kind words in the mail to help him along the way. In addition, a phone call to Donn and seeing him here at the meeting today, I am assured that he is recovering nicely. I soon found out from John Lowney that Peter and Sue Marsh have endured the loss of their loyal friend and companion, their dog Sullivan, better known in the neighborhood as “Sully.” I sent them an appropriate card and our best wishes. Since the meeting, I discovered an email from Kris Kaufmann. He headed it with “Injury Report” and went on to say that he had managed to tear up some muscles in his right leg, thus putting him out of commission for awhile. At that time, he was contemplating a Zoom attendance.
There were dozens and dozens of Rotarian guests today as eight Mike McGowan Educational Incentive Award recipients were present as well as their parents, and many Clover Park School District administrators. It was enlightening to hear from each student, especially about their future plans and what university they were going to attend.
I, too, was able to add “my two cents worth” to this Educational Incentive presentation, as I told them a story about “Dreams” and presented each student with a copy of a little book entitled “Carpe Diem”, which translates as ‘Seize the Day.’ The book is full of stories about well-known graduates from universities around the U.S. and what “wise words” they had to say in a speech at their alma mater’s graduation ceremonies.
Another important event took place at the meeting today. It was our foreign exchange student, Amelia Babazada’s last day with us. Amelia shone brightly as she extended her farewells. Proudly, she announced that today, May 17th is her country’s (Norway) Independence Day. She filled us in on the wonderful things she experienced while in the United States.
Probably the funniest insight Amelia shared with us is that she was astounded that American students can wear p.j.’s to school. She garnered a resounding laugh from the audience, until she explained that students must dress up in Norway when they attend school. She revealed that one of her favorite times at Lakes High was meeting new people. In addition, while here, she enjoyed getting to know other exchange students. Two things she discovered: is that America is so big and that her village, Krisienstand, is small and boring. Another laugh burst forth from the audience. Amelia thanked our club, and especially Gayle Selden, for making her time here so wonderful…even though there are no “Vikings” or “Thor” here. We will miss her.
A few announcements were heard. Peter Marsh promised that his tomato “starts” are ready and available. Joe Quinn paid $20.00 to the Cookie Jar for a “start or two.” Gary Fulton fessed up to a “hole-in-one” on the 9th green this week. (not sure what the Cookie Jar gained).
The best is saved for last: The Wine & Beer Festival is sure to net pretty close to $65,000. Congratulations, Lakewood Rotarians!!!
And, Carl closed the meeting, reminding us that Installation is Friday, June 28th. The dinner will be a buffet and a putting contest is on the agenda. Carl encouraged us to wear our best golf attire. I’m not sure I have any in my closet. I’ll make a trip to the TC&GC golf shop soon! (Sigh!).
As I promised in my previous bulletin, each time I write I wish to educate the club on its history. The bits and pieces come from Greg Rediske’s book, “50 years of Service and Fellowship.” To be sure, I have Greg’s permission. I’d like to tell you about what I believe is the largest fund raiser ever of this club.
In 1980, Lakewood Rotarian and National League baseball player, Cap Peterson, died of end-stage renal disease. Cap was much loved by this club and his death hit the members hard.
When Cap was getting his treatments one day at St. Joseph’s Hospital, members and friends, Mike McGowan and Ron Herbel (another national league baseball player) were visiting Cap. They were disturbed by the quality of care available. After Cap died of a staff infection due to the treatments, Mike and Ron resolved to do something about it.
In September of that year within Lakewood Rotary, “The Friends of Cap Peterson Committee” was formed. None of those members are with us today, but the committee voted to approve the raising and spending of $175,000 towards the construction of the $1.5 million John A. Kennedy Renal Dialysis Center. It was a lot of money for a Rotary Club with an annual income of about $25,000. The committee vowed not to discontinue the current giving, but to add to the fundraising and additional $25,00 per year. Many members thought it folly.
Mike McGowan proposed bringing in the internationally renowned economist, Milton Friedman, to speak at The Fifth Avenue Theater in Seattle. Friedman had won the Nobel Prize for Economic Science in 1976, had authored 20 books, and had received 13 honorary doctorate degrees. Mike and others in the club sold the event to banks and other financial institutions and multiple corporations. On September 22, 1981, Friedman spoke. This event alone netted over $65,000 (on a gross of $104,783, less a speaker fee of $20,000 and other expenses) in just one afternoon..
The bottom line: the Rotary Club of Lakewood ended up raising over $253,000 (remember the original commitment was for $175,000), in just over 18 months. On March 18, 1983, our club had its Friday meeting at the John Kennedy Renal Dialysis Center. Mission accomplished.
Upcoming Events:
May 24 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Steve O'Ban and Duke Paulson "Tiny Home Village in Austin"
May 28 - at 5:00 p.m. - Board Meeting at TCGC Meeting starts promptly at 5:30 p.m. Dinner may be ordered by no-host.
May 31 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Honoring Educators of the Year from Harrison Prep, Steilacoom, Clover Park and Lakes High Schools.
June 7 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Ret. Major General Ken Farmer, former head of Walter Reed Army Medical Center speaking on American Military Medicine
June 13 - at 5:30 p.m. - Rotary on Tap - TBA
Save the date: Friday, June 28, 5:30 p.m. at TCGC - It's a PAR-TEE!
Lakewood Rotary Installation of 2024-25 Officers and Directors
Earthlings, extraterrestrials and kids. Oh, my!
Dear Rotarians—This week’s bulletin’s features the literary stylings of the one and only me. And if you are convinced that when any scribe describes their writing as “literary stylings” no jury will convict you of assault when you punch said scribe in the face next time you see them walking down the street, you are correct. So next time you see me (John Magnuson for those who don’t know me) I’ll expect to dodge a jab or two.
Now, if you’ve never scribed for a Rotary meeting before, you may not know that a scribe is handed an agenda for the day’s meeting before they put pen to paper. But in my short time attempting to do this job, I’ve learned rather quickly that the order of the agenda has nothing to do with the order of what happens during the actual meeting. So, if my account doesn’t match what you saw at today’s meeting, you at least know why.
President Mary started our meeting off at 12:30pm with the usual feel-good music and ring of the dinner bell. The flag was saluted followed by a beautiful salute to our mothers by Paula Olsen. For those of you who eschew the Gregorian calendar for a system that consists of tracking Netflix releases and the time until the next run of Haley’s Comet, this is your reminder that Mother’s Day is coming up this Sunday. Honor the mothers in your life accordingly.
Bulletin: Steve Saalfeld (posing as John Magnuson sans solid writing skills and mystifying Scandinavian references)
Visiting Rotarians: Tom Glenn from Tacoma Sunrise Rotary. Tom had an announcement about their upcoming fundraiser June 1. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Guests of Rotarians: Jim Weinand introduced wife Jennie, Scott Buser brought wife Kathy. Chris Kimball reported that he dodged a speeding ticket for doing 140 mph on Bridgeport Way by offering to buy lunch for police chief Patrick Smith, who was sitting next to him at today's meeting. I suspect that the wise officer got a free lunch tend then followed Chris home to ensure he made his ticket quota today.
While the sunshine was abundant outside on this 80 degree day, Wendy McGowan assured us there was no additional sunshine report.
Tom George asked the club to consider a grant request of $4,400 (give or take) for our club’s international project which was approved without a fuss.
Paul Harris Awards: Anne Enquist was celebrated for her 4th PH which, as we now know, comes with a special pin and a kiss (at least when your husband is presenting).

Above: Special treatment from Foundation chair Steve for Paul Harris #4
Chuck Hellar got a pin and a handshake for PH #6 as did Dave Coleman for PH #7. No word on whether liplocking is the “new normal” for your 4th PH.

Above: Paul Harris recipients Dave Coleman, Anne Enquist and Chuck Hellar
Joel Vrana was not present to collect his Rotary raffle win at the Wine and Beer Festival when his ticket was drawn, as he was driving cross-country with his siblings to see their mother in North Dakota. He got a very late night phone call from President Mary at 11:00 p.m. our time to inform him he had the winning ticket. Ka-ching. $5,000 richer. He generously donated $1,000 to the cookie jar (that’s a lot of Oreos, baby) to celebrate his good fortune.

Above: Lucky Joel Vranna, grand prize winner of the Wine & Beerfest Raffle
President Mary had Rotarians who attended the Rotary District Conference last weekend at Semiahmoo to stand. Carl & Veroinca Broinkema, Paula Olson, Jan Gee?, Greg Horn, Connie Coleman-Lacadie, Mary Marlin, Tony Camoroda and Bill who???? Plus a few more all fessed up.
We learned that a Casino Night fundraiser there raised over $10,000 for polio prevention. And more impressively, District President Caleb Summerfelt reported that he set an ambitious goal to raise $1 million for The Rotary Foundation / polio from our district only to see the generous folks of 5020 SMASH that mark as $11,279,366 was raised. Sounds like another day to be proud to be a Rotarian.
Linda Disney found herself wishing she had signed a liability waiver as she handed Jan Gee a golf club to tell us all about the upcoming Installation dinner. Miraculously, no one was injured as Jan yelled “Fore” and took a mighty swing as she told us about the “Par-tee” on June 28th where we’ll celebrate President Mary’s reign and ring in the year of Carl Bronkema. Rotarians are encouraged to wear golf or other sports gear or come business casual as Carl is known to swing a club or two for fun himself.
Kendra Riconsciuto was reminded that when one enters a Rotary meeting late after a long absence, there is a 100% chance you will be noticed. Loudly. By everyone. But it was all love as we all welcome back the “prodigal daughter” missed by all.
Phil Eng announced this year's Reeder Roadster Romp Sept. 8-10 to Whidby Island. All are welcome to an adventure with their 2-seat, 4-to-the-floor automobiles. Or regular automobiles would be fine, too. Even if they are automatic transmissions. Even if they are hybrid or all electric. The tradition started about 25 years ago when Lakewood Rotary Past President Paul Reeder tossed out the idea of driving somewhere in his new roadster for a fun weekend. Several others in the club had roadsters and joined him. Fast-forward 25 or so years. Paul is gone, but the tradition lives on. Roadsters are not required, but a sense of adventure is.
Rob Erb is looking for a volunteer from our club to attend the JBLM scholarship ceremony on May 19th at 1300 hours (1:00pm for you civilians). We’d love to have a rep from our club as we provide some scholarship dollars for these deserving students.
Rotarians were reminded that for a mere $75 (tax included) there are still some hanging baskets courtesy of Sterino Farms for purchase. Perhaps a great Mother’s Day opportunity for you last-minute shoppers. Publisher's note: They are all gone. 8 or 10 were snapped up immediately following the meeting.
Cat Frederickson announced that the Longshoreman’s Union is stepping up to support the firefighter’s union at Boeing who are currently on strike. She threw $100 into the cookie jar.
Tom Glenn from Tacoma Sunrise shared flyers for their fundraiser, Portholes to the Future, that will take place on June 1st from 5-9 pm at a warehouse in the Tacoma Tideflats: 501 East 11th Street near the Murray Morgan Bridge. For $75/person of $125/couple, guests will enjoy events ranging from giant Jenga and mini golf to corn hole and axe throwing. Plenty of drinks will be served which always helps my cornhole game, but I have yet to experiment with whether alcohol will improve my axe throwing. Perhaps it's time I find out. Tom Glenn then threw in $20 to Mary's cookie jar to thank the Longshoremen for their support of the Boeing firefighters.
President Mary attempted to put the puffin in the hands of Brie Cooper only to find that Brie has been lugging the furry fellow around already. The Puffin was slightly miffed that it’s whereabouts are not a higher club priority and the rumor is it too will be striking with Boeing firefighters.
As tracking presidential faux pas are the solemn duty of every Lakewood Rotary Bulletin scribe (it’s in the writer’s oath somewhere after reminding Whalen to keep his shirt on), I should also note that President Mary was fined for attempting to fine Mark Silva for grabbing the wrong badge - it turned out he grabbed his Puffin badge and was supposed to be handed his shiny, new blue badge. Mary Contrary paid Mark’s $5 fine for him to atone for her sin.
Dwight Williams threw in a happy $100 as he had just returned from Columbus, Ohio to see his daughter graduate from medical school. He reports that the commencement speaker gave the strangest speech he has ever seen, which included asking the audience to stand up and dance and giving a speech that no one could follow. No word on where we can expect Dr. Seuss’s next commencement address.
Our speakers this week were artists Susan Russell Hall and Terry Rishel along with Lakewold Gardens Executive Director Susan Warner.


Above: Susan Russell Hall and Susan Warner Terry Rishel
Susan Russell Hall describes herself as a “lifelong artist” who knew early on she wanted to do art her whole life even when her mother told her that to work as an artist “you have to work 5 times harder than everyone else.”
Terry Rishel is a professional photographer who spent 20 years photographing Dale Chihuly’s work including his efforts in Venice. He also shared about taking pictures in the Redwoods in California and being admonished that he shouldn’t just look up. He should also look down to see the Redwood root systems showing through the ground. He learned that Redwoods have short, shallow roots and don’t thrive alone. They need a community of trees to be strong. Don’t we all?
These three fine citizens came to tell us that the Museum of Glass is celebrating 20 years of Kids Design Glass (KDG). KDG invites kids from the community to design a glass creature. Each month one is chosen, and the glass artists will create one for the child and one for the museum. They are gearing up for a fantastic exhibition where these fantastical glass creations (with names like Lock-Ness Pig, Happy Melting Ice, Crystal Horn Dragon and Night of the Living Dead Pig) will be placed among scenes that include Terry’s photographs and Susan Russell Hall’s encaustics (a process that dates back to the ancient Egyptians done with wax and a blowtorch).
Encaustics. Now that’s a new word to add to your Funk & Wagnal’s dictionary. They are gearing up for an exhibition and city-wide celebration of the arts in Tacoma in 2026.
Wine & Beer Festival Auction update: While the totals are still being settled, our Beer and Wine Festival has raised right around $151,000, which many unreliable sources think could be a new record. Final totals to come.
Drawing: Jan Gee (who thankfully had put her golf club aside) drew a white chip good for $5. Next week we’re down to four white chips and a pot that is in excess of $902!!

Above: Jan Gee almost $900 richer. Almost.
Point:
Counterpoint:
Happy Mothers Day everyone!
Den Tredje Mai
Okay kids, select the most correct answer:
- President John Lowney chose to hold Friday’s meeting on Den Tredje Mai knowing that Swedish members of Lakewood Rotary would be thrilled to celebrate one of Sweden’s most important historical events.
- Some criminal reason of no importance.
- Some forgettable Norwegian reason.
- PM knew she wouldn’t be here today so can’t be blamed.
| AQUAVIT |
Ordinary Norwegian | Danish Stuff | Icelandic Hoohaw |
Swedish Medicinal |
| ALCOHOL CONTENT | A whole bunch | 12.00879 Perculnamidules |
Made in Reykjavik | Smooooth |
| FLAVOR | Asphalt | Perculnamidules | Moss | Licorice rose buds |
| VOMIT | Lots | Use: Cleanse Hot Tub | Vomit is taxed | Kraks inte tillatet |
| TOMORROW POSSIBLE? | Very few folks | Just keep drinking | Sex with Reindeer | Die and go to Heaven |
I looked back many years to the turn of the century and read the Lakewood Rotary Key bulletins of the time. Needless to say, there is a strong tradition of celebrations over the years. Being alongside Puget Sound means the aquatic and maritime festivities have always taken centerstage. The coronation of a Kung och Drottning to preside challenges young and old alike. Contests of strength and beauty are not limited to standard perceptions; one must compete without smelling bad. Cooking lutefisk followed by eating it followed by the antidote for lye is always fun to watch. It is a race against time as the stomach lining dissolves. Cow-pie frisbee, ax catching, the dynamite light, catch and toss contest – all fun for the family and the crowd pleasing finale: Guess the deodorant – anchovies, pickled herring, or sardines.
Something must be done about….
I wanted to give this update about thoughtful President John Lowney’s suggestion we not have a traditional bulletin this week. He proclaimed, “We all know who sets up the meeting, we see the photographer, sick folks probably won’t be there, we know the folks at the ‘We Smile as we Take Your Money Table.’ Someday folks may even read the stuff in the bulletin – and it will say who wrote it.” So in an attempt to keep President-for-a- Day Lowney happy and you reader(s) satisfied with relevance, we have the following: Give it your best shot. It is a timed exercise. You have 5 minutes to complete it and mail it to:
Secretary/Commissar Greg Rediske
Greater Lakewood Central Power Concentration Policy Group
Lakewood, Washington 98499
Contest Rules – simply draw a line from the Rotarian’s name to the task with which they were associated at the meeting. Good Luck!
| Rick | Collect Fines | |
| James | Photos | |
| Rob | Bull Scribe | |
| Ole | Invocation | |
| Walt | Set-up | |
| Bob | Putt - Putt | |
| Terry | Set-up | |
| Wynn | Take Roll | |
| Scott | Serve Warrants | |
| Barlow | Hair Length Requirement | |
| Tom | Airplane Stuff | |
| Greg | Set-up | |
| John | Pledge | |
| Wendy | Set-up |
How DO we do it?
An announcement was made as to the rousing success of the festivities held last week. Once again, Lakewood Rotary comes through at the last minute. The members of the Procrastination Committee are to be commended. Jan Gee wanted to give a huge heartfelt thank you to the hard working volunteers who did the set up and take down in record time because everyone pitched in. A special shoot out goes to Steve Saalfeld’s son and daughter who worked especially hard. A full report coming as soon as the dollars are officially counted.
Guests of Rotarians included: Jenny Weinand, Kathy Buser, Brandon Simmons. Brandon introduced friends that undertake conversion of old school buses into housing for the homeless. Becky and Bill Wiggens of Battlefield Addiction also welcomed. President Pro Tem Lowney said hi to his friend, Ed Rodriguez on zoom.
Visiting Rotarians were: My dear friend Jim Merritt from Tacoma 8 who will be joining us shortly, I hope. New members, puffins and Zoomers are like “…lions and tigers and bears, oh my…!” were sort of introduced.
My we are a busy bunch!
Anne Enquist announced dinner and a movie night. Grease is the featured film and dinner is at TCGC where food of the fifties will be served. You will note how politely I avoided any reference to greasy hamburgers and fries. I didn’t write that! Dress in your fifties attire if it fits! Sunday July 21st 5:00 PM at Lakewood AMC.
Greg Rediske said tickets are still available for a music event at Lakewood Playhouse on Friday June 21th, 5:00 PM, ($50 per person), featuring Eric Quinn’s Rap songs, Scott Casebolt, Piper, Phil Lindholm’s Rock Group and Chris Kimball on drums. Included is a scotch tasting with Barlow Buescher.
Donna Phillips announced cocktails with Seamus at her house in Steilacoom on Friday July 9th, 5:00 – 8:30, $65 per person. Seamus will demonstrate cocktail recipes and a charcuterie board provided. The sunset promises to be amazing and an optional twilight cruise on the Steilacoom Ferry boat. (Ask about being dropped off on McNeil Island for a private camping trip.)
PP Jason announced wine for sale out of the trunk of his car. What the …? Is your nickname Bugsy? Mother’s Day Flowers available somewhere, somehow for $75. Sound on the system was intermittent, sorry.
A Program on Boeing by Rich White
Steve Enquist introduced Rich White, a senior manager and lobbyist for Boeing Commercial Aircraft Division. He is responsible for governmental and public relations for the company and has been for 21 years. He immediately “addressed the elephant in the room” the door blowout of a 737 in January. I found his presentation somewhat repetitious while still informative. I googled Rich and his work. The synopsis of everything he told us is very current on his web page. He asserts that safety is discussed with every process, procedure, manufacture, job description. He ran through the history of the Boeing family and their emigration to America. He even mentioned the involvement of George and Dick Pocock who worked on the very early models of pontoon planes.
He pointed out that a 20 year rolling forecast shows demand for aircraft returning to pre-pandemic levels. Global travel is still below that level but GDP corelates with increasing demand over time. He remarked that 15% of employees are veterans. He reported hearing the assertion that the Boeing work culture is “Profitability over Safety ”but insists that such is not the case and that nothing is wrong with Boeing that Boeing cannot fix. Including multiplier effects, Boeing created over 200,000 jobs both within the company in the northwest and with suppliers.
If you are interested in more information about Rich or Boeing, check out the website. It doesn’t say when he rowed at the UW but then neither does mine.
Chris Kimball won $5. He almost cried!
Who Reads This Stuff,
Ole
Upcoming Events:
May 9 - Rotary on Tap at 5:30 pm at Foley's on the Green - RSVP here RSVPs are not required, but appreciated
May 10 -at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Susan Russell Hall, Terry Rishel, and Susan Warner "Earthlings and Extraterrestrials: 20 Years of Kids' Design Glass"
May 17 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Leanna Albrecht + Amelia Babazada - double header with students receiving scholarships from the Mike McGowan Awards and a goodbye from our beautiful exchange student Amelia
May 24 - at Noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Steve O'Ban and Duke Paulson "Tiny Home Village in Austin"
May 28 - at 5:00 p.m. - Board Meeting at TCGC Meeting starts promptly at 5:30 p.m. Dinner may be ordered by no-host.
Is It Real or Is It Fake, Or Enhanced Artifically, Or...?
You have to ask yourself, is this real or is this fake as you read this recounting of the Lakewood Rotary Club’s weekly meeting for April 26, 2024. You have to do that anyway when this scribe writes so this shouldn’t be much of stretch for any of you.
President Mary (PM) rang the school bell at 12:30 with background music playing compliments of Sister Sledge.
Making it all happen: Chuck Hellar was at the Foundation Station, Barlow Buescher handled the raffle tickets with an assist from Don Daniels who was also collecting Wine & Beer Festival raffle ticket money. Bob Peterson guided us through the Pledge, Yorleny Clapper gave a thankful invocation, the Dream Team (Tom George, Scott Baird, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden and Rob Erb) set us up and tore us down. Walt Richardson took the pictures and Donn Irwin acted as scribe for the day.
Barlow B and Greg R tended the cookie jar offerings.
1912 – First home run hit at Fenway Park in Boston
Jan Gee brought a guest – Loujanna “LJ” Rohrer as did Linda Disney but I didn’t get the name. Jim Weinand introduced wife Jennie as his guest. (Bet Jim has a bit more spare time since April 15th has come and gone).
There was nary a visiting Rotarian.
1941 – The first use of an organ being played at a baseball stadium (Chicago Cubs)
Our voyeurs, er, zoomers were: Carole Wier, Kendra Riconosciuto (glad to “see” you) and Ralph Johnson.
PM recognized our “dignitaries” – PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter.
Wendy McGowan reported that there was no “sunshine” but that Dave Covey’s Celebration of Life is happening Saturday, June 22nd at 2:00 PM. Go the Conibear Shell House (named after Hiram Conibear – the first Husky rowing coach) at 3896 Walla Walla Road, Seattle. (This reporter did a little digging and, according to my source, the shell house is just on the north side of Hec Ed Pavilion (or whatever they call it now).
1952 – Patty Berg shoots a 64 – best competitive round of golf by a woman.
A short video was shown highlighting the World Health Organization’s 50th Anniversary of fighting disease.
Speaking of anniversaries, this day is also the 58th anniversary of Lakewood Rotary. (Carrying the anniversary thing a bit further, as I write this on Saturday afternoon 4/27 Deb and I are celebrating 39 years of marriage).
1954 - Mass trials of the Salk polio vaccine begin (over 400,000 participants)
Congrats to Elysha Ryan on getting her blue badge.
A standing ovation for brand new member Brie Cooper (Angela Connelly sponsored Brie but the person standing next to the newbie looked a lot like Rose Stevens….). Brie averred that her lineage is from Lakewood, that she has three kids and that she loves people. PM announced that Brie has already been to a board meeting – even before becoming a full-fledged member of the club.
PM went over the highlights for the Wine & Beer Festival happening Saturday evening: Attire = comfortable; Buy = raffle tickets and auction items, drink = wine, beer, soft drinks and water; Raise the Paddle = H Barn.
1961 – Roger Maris hits the first of his record-breaking 61 homers in a season.
Jan Gee explained the volunteer happenings for the Wine and Beer Festival and then switched hats to request approval from the club at large to give a $2,500 donation to Communities in Schools. The motion was “so moved”, a second was voiced, and the vote was for approval to spend the money. Congrats once again to all of the folks that make up Lakewood Rotary for your generosity.
Steve Enquist prodded us to get nominations in for the Bernie Ootkin (non-Rotarian) and Russ Klauser (Rotarian) Awards. The committee is looking for three nominations each.
1977 – Studio 54 opens in NY
Gayle Selden grabbed a mic and reminded us all that Rotary impacts in many different ways – not the least of which is through the Exchange Student program. Our current exchange student has had a life-changing experience since she has been here and Gayle confessed that the same thing has happened to her. All this was a preamble to exhort all of us to strongly consider hosting our incoming exchange student.
1983 – John Elway is picked #1 in the NFL draft
Mary Moss was called out by PM for being given a prestigious award – inducted into the Civilian Hall of Fame at JBLM. Ms. Moss confessed that she did not expect this recognition and is very grateful and humbled. It did cost her some money though. Congratulations Mary and thank you for the donation to the cookie jar.
1986 – Chernobyl nuclear reactor explodes
Speaking of donations to the cookie jar, Head Honcho of WPF, Jim Sharp paid up for taking some well-earned time off. He took a cruise with his wife that included the “drink package”. Evidently, he got his money's worth – he paid a fine of $1.00 a drink that amounted to $100.00. Appears as though it was a fun trip, either that or he doesn’t remember much of it!
PM called upon Anne Enquist to introduce our speaker, one LeighAnne Thompson. LeighAnne is Associate Director of Law Library Digital Innovation and the Associate Director of the Technology, Innovation Law and Ethics (TILE) Program and Adjunct Professor.
Her presentation – What is ChatGPT and How It Is Changing the World.
LeighAnne opened her presentation by giving us examples of what AI, ChatGPT for instance, can do.
Ask ChatGPT – Find me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies with no brown sugar = took 10 seconds.
Ask ChatGPT to write a haiku – took 5 seconds
What does GPT mean? G = Generative; P = Pre-trained and T = Transformers
ChatGPT summarizes complex things in very few words. It is a statistical text predictor and learns patterns and structures by using billions of words, looking forward and backward at data, to build answers to inquiries one word at a time.
LeighAnne cautioned that when prompting ChatGPT, do not put any confidential information into the inquiry as GPT WILL REMEMBER it.
She posed the questions: Who is using this tool. The short answer was – she is, as well as her students.
ChatGPT increases efficiencies (benefit) BUT has a big risk in that it makes stuff up (called hallucinations).
The big picture risks to using it include copyright content, the use of vast amounts of energy, deepfakes…. the list goes on.
The above is a brief summary of the presentation as the subject matter is extensive and, as the presenter stated at the beginning of her talk, she could talk about it all day.
LeighAnne closed her talk and took questions.
This is scary stuff!!
Less scary was the drawing in which the holder of the winning ticket, one Greg Rediske, drew a white chip from the pouch and was awarded $5.00 for his troubles.
I do attest and aver that I didn’t make any of this stuff up. I did research the historical data and birthday info and therefore do not lay claim to be it being factual nor accurate.
As you can tell by the quality of the writing, I did not use an enhancement tool (say, ChatGPT) of any kind whist writing this epistle.
2022 – Dr. Anthony Fauci of the CDC announces that the country is out of the “Pandemic Phase” of Covid – for the time being.
If you were born on April 26th, you share a birthday day with the following people:
President James Monroe, actor Lionel Barrymore (think – It’s a Wonderful Life), author Harper Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird), Anne Margret, Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, PGA golfer John Daly, actresses Penelope Cruz and Jessica Alba.
Publisher's note: If you were wondering about today's banner photo at the top, here is the low-down. PM & my son Zach builds very precise molds for the aerospace and outerspace industries in his Tacoma facility near the 11th Street Bridge. He has built molds for windows and window frames for Blue Origin's earth orbiter called Orbital Reef that will be launched soon. He uses ChatGPT in his work, and was wondering what it would look like if he told ChatGPT to draw a picture of what it would look like if astronauts were outside the orbiting space station washing windows in outer space.
In less than 30 seconds, Chat GPT created the image and also added the earth and moon in the background.
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Students Show the Future is Indeed Bright!
Students Show the Future is Indeed Bright!
Steve Saalfeld
Rotarians—I write to you from the future! Or it might be the past. You see as I connected with President Mary before Friday’s meeting, I read the heading at the top of the meeting notes she handed me and saw that the date read “Friday, April 12, 2024.” Now for a moment, I breathed a sigh of relief and was about to hand off my pen and notepad since I knew I was signed up to scribe on Friday, April 19. Alas, it was but a clerical error and if I had to guess it was probably Greg’s fault (Geez, Greg!).
So regardless of when I’m writing from, you’re reading this in the future. So tell me…how is it? With any luck you’ll be replying from your flying car in your silver body suit and throw a stock tip or two my way. I’m poised to buy low.
The good news is Tax Day is behind us. Though maybe that’s bad news for anyone reading this who thought it was April 12. Good luck President Mary!
President Mary rang the dinner bell at 12:30 pm sharp and welcomed the motley crew of Rotarians gathered on a gorgeous Friday afternoon. The shining sun glistened on the lake over my right shoulder. It made one a wee bit hopeful. And the fact that we had a cadre of super-charged student leaders with us heightened that sense of a brighter tomorrow. The flag was saluted followed by an Earth Day-themed invocation by Clint Johnson. President Mary reminded folks that she and Greg will be helping with the Owens Beach cleanup on Saturday and when she asked who else will be joining them zero hands flew into the air. Sounds like Mary and Greg will have the beach to themselves. Might I suggest a picnic for two?
Meeting details:
Paul Harris Desk: Linda “Don’t call me Walt” Disney
Sgt at Arms: “Heavenly” Chuck Heller
$2 Table: Don “The Collector” Daniels
Photographer: Walt Richardson
Bulletin: Steve “Total Hack” Saalfeld
Family Dream Team: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa, Rob Erb
We learned that our club has sold $11,000 for our Wine & Beer Festival raffle—and were reminded that there is still time to boost that total, so sell those tickets ASAP! Puffins were asked to wave to the crowd (not to be a curmudgeon, but back in my Puffin days, we had to stand while we walked uphill in the snow. We’ve really gotten soft).
Then there was that poignant moment when Puffin Mark Silva gave the puffin to Puffin Kamarie Wilson. She looked absolutely delighted with her new responsibility.
It is possible (and I’ll even admit CERTAIN) that I missed the name of some of our guests, but I can tell you Greg Horn introduced his pal from Idaho, Marshall Davis. Marshall was welcomed to our meeting in spite of the dubious company he keeps. Various VIPs and shady characters of ill repute were recognized: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, AG Bill Potter. The sunshine report was truly all sunshine as Wendy McGowan reported that “no news is good news.”
Mary invited Rob Erb front and center and he presented a large (literally and figuratively) check for $2000 to Summer Barbino, the Donor Request Coordinator for the Lewis McChord Family Scholarship Fund.
Paul Harris: Steve Enquist handed out some hardware to Dwight Williams for his 3rd Paul Harris (along with a certificate recognizing his commitment to donate $1000/year moving forward) and Clint Johnson received a pin for his 5th Paul Harris.
President Mary was called out along with Angela Connelly and Rose Stevens for being pictured in Stroll magazine. The article told the tale of the delegation she was part of that ventured to Texas to tour a community for houseless individuals that is a model for a program in our local community. President Mary paid a fine, but marveled at how clean the facilities were there and how happy the residents there are as they benefit from a place to live in community where they have mentorship and means of earning income.
Hands in the Cookie Jar: Chuck Hellar was called out for his recent trip to “cold, windy and rainy” Florida. Chuck reported this might his last trip down there for reasons that have nothing to do with hurricanes and alligators. Clint Johnson admitted to some recent sojourns to Puerta Vallarta as well as birthdays for a couple of granddaughters and happily paid a fine. He encouraged us all to ask John Korsmo about the 9th hole on the golf course in Mexico. This writer wants some details, so somebody track John down ASAP.
Donna acknowledged a trip to Arizona, but wanted to make sure folks knew about the auction item she put together that as far as I can tell includes a British bartender, a drunken ferry-ride and a good chance of waking up with a headache on a freighter bound for parts unknown the next morning. Another reason to buy your Wine and Beer Festival tickets now if you haven’t already!
Your erstwhile reporter grabbed the mic briefly to pay a fine for a trip to California where he learned that one should not swim in the waters off Coronado when it rains in Tijuana. You’ll be happy to know we did NOT swim in those poop-infested waters (one of the few phrases that makes one think swimming with sharks might be okay if the poop will keep its distance) and headed north to the (hopefully) sewage-free waters of Encinitas. I also shared that my daughter was named student of the month for Curtis Jr HS and will be honored by our UP/Fircrest counterparts next week.
STUDENTS OF THE YEAR introduced by Leanna Albrecht:
Clover Park High: Deepak Chaudhary—sophomore, leader in and out of class who tours new students and was flown to the Air Force Academy for a leadership program
Steilacoom High: Susan Anderson—senior, National Honor Society Pres, Yearbook editor, choir, aspiring music teacher headed to WWU
Harrison Prep: Wendi Valdivia-Torres—National Honor Society, Spanish Honor Society President, Environmental Awareness Club President, IB student with many awards to her name
Lakes High: Dylan Pant—senior, 11 AP courses in high school and perfect marks in every class, will compete at DECA nationals soon. One of 161 Presidential Scholars in the nation.
Leanna asked the students to answer some questions about their school experience. Lots was said, so I’ll offer you the highlights, though the lowlight was Leanna reminding the students several times how gosh darn old all of us Rotarians are and that our school memories are lost to us among the dusty cobwebs in our skulls (or something to that effect).
What’s different about school now?
Technology, information at their fingertips, emphasis on quality of learning, though it was noted that technology comes with social media and the bullying so many students endure. The great degree of communication between students and teachers was also noted.
What are you most proud of?
Opportunities to represent school in the community, volunteer and advocate, being a page in Olympia for one. Opportunities to celebrate students’ heritage at school.
Biggest challenges in school?
Students seeing schools as “a prison” and not recognizing the opportunities it offers, the aforementioned social bullying that happens online, pressure and behavioral health challenges and students lost to suicide, sometimes unhealthy academic competition among students.
How can the community and groups like Rotary support schools better?
Invite high school students to volunteer in the community and help solve common problems—seeing students as a valuable community resource, helping students see the value of school in preparing them for the future, helping students to find scholarships, especially lower income students and to motivate and mentor students.
Who impacted you most in school?
Teachers, classmates, family, friends. One student remarked on being shy and how her friends helped her find the courage to speak up and ask questions while another praised Ms. Casey Eck—her music teacher who works so hard (even when she’s home sick with COVID) to prepare students and another remarked on the way his immigrant parents inspired him to work hard.
Plans after high school?
Wendy has her sights set on a degree in biochemistry at either UW or NYU. Susan was accepted to all 10 schools she applied to and is bound for Western Washington University where she plans to study music education. Dylan is deciding between PLU and UW and is interested in computer science and exploring ways that technology can help people access education and aid those experiencing natural disasters, as he witnessed after earthquakes in Nepal. Deepak plans to do Running Start courses locally.
For those of you not present at the meeting, I can tell you that the sun seemed to shine a little brighter on the lake after hearing this thoughtful group of young leaders share their hopes and dreams with our humble club. In fact, DGN Tony Camoroda spoke up to honor and congratulate these students on behalf of all of the clubs in our district.
So, as I sign off fellow Rotarians, I encourage you to reach out to a young person in your world. Recognize the challenges they face so different from the time when you and I were in school and lend them some of the light and hope they will need to make this world a bit better for all of us.
And the winning ticket went to…..Steve Enquist! Alas, a white chip was drawn. The pot has reached $700+, so buy a ticket next week.
Till next time.
Was It A Hat Trick? A Trifecta? A Threepeat? Or Was It A Triple Play?
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Lakewood Rotary nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
They thought, "If only Mary could but get a whack at that—
We'd put up even money now, with Mary at the bat."
(apologies to Ernest Thayer’s Casey at the Bat)
And to the plate strode Mighty Mary, to save the day one more time!
She whacked that bell so smartly, and off to another meeting sublime.
There are only two seasons: Winter, and Baseball (Bill Veeck)
Guests:
Lua Pritchard introduced Cheryl Lee, former Rotarian elsewhere and the new Executive Director of the Korean Women’s Association.
Carl Bronkema introduced Tori Murphy, Gayle Selden introduced Kamarie Wilson, and Scott Casebolt introduced himself in the absence of the vacationing Jim Sharp: all guests who were about to become Lakewood Rotarians.
Angela Connelly brought Jessica Langley (a friend not seen since college!) from Coffee Oasis
Philip Lindholm introduced Nick Moore from Terry Wise and Associates.
And perhaps it was Angela who introduced Brie Cooper, about to become a Rotarian in a week.
Visiting Rotarians:
Jim Merritt, Tacoma 8
Erin Chanfrau, currently directing INCORRUPTIBLE at the Lakewood Playhouse, Clover Park Rotary
Zooming: Carole Wier, Ralph Johnson, David Swindale, Jim Rooks.
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
MARY HITS A TRIPLE!!!!
Three new members in one day! The Puffin pass started first: now pay attention:
Linda Ripley handed off to Mark Silva to Scott Casebolt, then Philip Lindholm parted with his puffin and it went to Tori Murphy by way of who knows who, while Scott passed his to Kamarie Wilson, who “begrudgingly” passed it back to Scott. Got that? The ol’ hidden Puffin trick, played to perfection.
After Mary’s words of wisdom and induction ceremony, we heard from the new Puffins:
Scott Casebolt spent 33 years with Tacoma Fire (medic, hazmat, etc., and volunteered in New York on 9/11), then became Fire Chief in Tangent, Oregon for 5 years, and is now on the South Sound 911 Board, a faculty member at Pierce and now recently elected as one of our fire commissioners. Married 44 years with two daughters. And he is a virtuoso on the bagpipes.
Kamarie Wilson is the manager at Home Street Bank in Lakewood, is a member of Steilacoom Kiwanis and the Lakewood and the Steilacoom Public Safety Advisory Boards, and has three boys: sons age 13 & 8, and her husband of 19 years.
Tori Murphy spent six years in the military as an MP (where she met her MP husband), then went to college to earn degrees in psychology and criminal justice. She is a certified hostage negotiator and works for Veterans Security Service as an account representative (which is where former members Christian and Ryan were from, and Christian still is from).
Welcome!!! It should be noted that the only sponsor on the floor was Gayle Selden, which explained how substitute sponsors Carl Bronkema and Greg Horn were given pictures of the real sponsors to display in front of them so no one would be confused. As if the Puffin pass didn’t confuse everyone enough. (Veronica Bronkema and Jim Sharp were the missing ones.)
The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud. Bob Uecker
Announcements:
Winefest is April 27, and approaching fast. Mary Marlin displayed the expensive and beautiful necklace donated by Sean at Diamond Designs Unlimited. Ticket sales began the day at 192: getting closer, but a ways to go. Next Friday is the new and very real deadline. Jan Gee is still searching for volunteers for the night of April 27. Still could use some auction items, and the raffle is coming due: $5000 prize.
Rob Erb asked for a vote on $2000 from the Military Appreciation Committee for scholarships for the Lewis-McChord Family Scholarship Fund. Zero “no” votes were recorded.
April 20: Earth Day. We are scheduled to help at Owens Beach for cleanup, 9-12.
Family Fines or whatever we call them to make them seem more palatable that “fines”:
Hank Kerns spent two weeks in Antigua and other places that my hearing aids selectively didn’t pick up. But part of it was with a host family from Hank’s year as an exchange student!! $100
Bill Potter proclaimed that “every day when Sue’s still there is the best day of my life,” and then produced $100 to commemorate 30 years of marriage. (Yes, Sue reads our bulletin…..)
Gary Barton visited his brother in Denver and skied a couple double black diamonds and lived to tell the tale. $50
Barlow Buescher traveled to Texas to see Charlene Miseli (former member) and husband Jay, in order to see the full eclipse. $40
Bob Martin took a break from physical ailments to relax in Puerta Vallarta where he “dried out”. Meaning from the rainfall, we expect, not the other drying out. $50
Rob Erb was recognized for 47 years of marriage previously, and rounded it up to $50
A big thanks to all of Lakewood Rotary for the $3000 donated to the Lakewood Baseball Club this year. They have given out about 50 scholarships so those kids could play this year. That and an increase in many costs have made our donation critical to this season even happening. And on that subject, I am coaching again after a couple years on the sidelines, working with my granddaughter and 12 other 4-5-6 year olds in T-ball. Sometimes I feel like the Dodgers’ manager trying to talk to Ohtani through his interpreter when I speak with the 4-year old. Their diction is not so great…The other day, we were working on running the bases. Not really HOW to run the bases, but WHERE they are. Despite my erudite instruction, there remained some difficulty in understanding the general direction of first base. So I took the player who was having the most difficulty, and using my best coaching technique, instructed this player to follow another player who seemed to know where first was: “Follow him, he’ll show you the right way”. Then the two of them took off for parts unknown, somewhere between 1st and 2nd before veering into right field. At least the second kid was following my instruction perfectly.
I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase. Bob Uecker (Ron Herbel played 9 years in the Major Leagues, before becoming President of Lakewood Rotary in 1984. Bob Uecker hit exactly one grand slam in his career.)
Program:
Angela Connelly was demoralized many years ago when it became clear how many homeless teens were out there. Coffee Oasis started 27 years ago to fill this need. Our speaker, Mike Parejo, transitioned from a career as a church pastor to Coffee Oasis, in Tacoma at South 14th and Tacoma Avenue. Their mission: Restore community through compassionate youth programs and coffee business. They are the only agency providing housing services for teens. There are 200 to 300 homeless teens in Pierce County (hard to know because of the “couch surfing”). 20% report being trafficked and 33% have been victims of violence. The coffee business provides opportunities for the youth, as well as raising money for their care. They have a 12-bed shelter. Their drop-in centers serve 20-30 youths per day. There are 6 locations, but only one in Tacoma. Since 2013, they have helped 549 achieve permanent housing. In 2023 alone, 87 achieved housing, 144 accessed housing through Coffee Oasis, and they had 3232 bed nights last year. The kids can only stay a maximum of 150 days, so the clock ticks in getting them on their feet and on their way. Want to get involved? Go to thecoffeeoasis.com/get-involved. They are currently renovating a new housing project for 16 to 20 year old women (who can stay there a maximum of 2 years), and there is a May 8 fundraiser specifically for this. On October 2, their major fundraiser will take place at Historic 1625 Tacoma Place. Last year, they raised $300,000. Go to: thecoffeeoasis.com/coffeecorks.
April 26: Angela Connelly, Rose Stevens and you (?) will be leaving from Rotary for a private tour of the facility. Go with them!
And lastly: Scott Casebolt started his membership off right with the winning ticket, #8902. But he only got it sort-of right: he pulled a white chip worth $5.00, not $662.
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
While here in Lakewood joy reigns supreme, as Mary said “over and out”!
(However, in Mudville, mighty Casey did, in fact, strike out….”)
Earthquakes and Other Disasters
Earthquakes and Other Disasters
By Joe Quinn
President Mary Horn (PM) opened the meeting right on time with music, bells and whistles as is her wont. Or is it want? Anyway, she did it the way she always does…with alacrity.
The usual suspects: Making this meeting possible were the following wonderful volunteers:
Flag Salute: Rob Erb
Rotary Moment: Scott Buser, who waxed eloquent by quoting from Ralph Waldo Emerson
Paul Harris Desk: Dick Ferrell
Sgt. At Arms/Raffle Desk: Greg Horn, or Jan Gee or both
Family Dream Team/Setup Crew: Rob Erb led his crew: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa and Terry Roarke
Puffins: PM made them stand or wave
Photog: Walt Richardson
Scribe: Joe Quinn
Cookie Jar Tender: John Lowney
Zoomers were welcomed by PM and she acknowledged our usual dignitaries: PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter. If you were never in the military, we will explain these abbreviations for you: Past District Governor (PDG); District Governor Nominee (DGN), who takes office as DG in July of 2025 is DGN Tony; and AG is Assistant Governor.
Sunshine: Wendy had no bad news for us, which is good news. She said the memorial for LT GEN William “Bill” Harrison, our first mayor, will be held on April 6th as this is written, but that was yesterday as this will be published on Sunday, so sorry if you missed it. Bill was a great leader and did a wonderful job as our first mayor of the new City of Lakewood. LT GEN means lieutenant general, which is a three-star general, outranking Major General, which is a two-star general. The American military is so logical!
Hilarious Skit: At that point in the meeting, the trio of Anne Enquist, Stephanie Wilcox and Ron Irwin presented a brief skit to remind us to sign up for the Dinner and a Movie—a Rotary Auction item that costs a mere $85 per person. It is scheduled for July 21 at the AMC for the movie Grease, starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. The 4:00 p.m. movie will be followed by a dinner with burgers and the like at Tacoma Country and Golf Club. The three thespians did a nice job recreating a 1954 hypothetical event at some mythical high school, complete with Anne’s poodle skirt, Stephanie’s really red lipstick and Ron Irwin, who I swear was wearing his old Elvis wig! It was “neato mosquito” as Anne so aptly put it. Don’t miss this retro gala. Sign up now on the website or send a check to John Lowney.
Membership Growth is Critical: Did you know? Next week the plan is to induct new members Scott Casebolt and Brianna Cooper. Insiders, including the Lakewood Key investigative reporter, know that Scott was recently elected to a fire commissioner position at West Pierce Fire & Rescue. Scott is a retired Tacoma Fire officer and served for many years as an elected fire commissioner at another Pierce County fire district.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: PM announced a correction about the two Major Projects. The H-Barn project is set at $50,000 and the Nourish project is for $100,000. PM said she, the board, and the committees learned a lot about ways to improve communications to the club members about our major project plans and proposals. Next time the process will include two weeks’ notice to the club about any major projects to be submitted, followed by a vote. PM said the goal will be greater transparency. She said this new process should be memorialized in the bylaws of the club.
NEW LAKEWOOD KEY FEATURE: THE PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE
In an effort to increase transparency in Lakewood Rotary, as to what our leadership is doing for the good of the club and the community, we at the Lakewood Key are establishing what we hope will be a regular, recurring feature of the weekly LR newsletter. Well, maybe irregular, as in whenever the Prez feels like including a message. It will be a column written by the current President as a message to members (sort of a Fireside Chat, a la Franklin D. Roosevelt) on a matter of her/his choice. We propose to call it The Bully Pulpit, an oblique reference to another President—Teddy Roosevelt. I know, I know, the Bulletin is already full of Bull!
THE BULLY PULPIT:
As your current President, I wanted to say a few words about the Major Projects that the Lakewood Rotary Club has recently approved for the use of your money and the funds we raise through our various fundraising efforts. As noted above, we voted recently to move forward with two major project efforts to fund worthy initiatives in our city. Yes, $150,000 ($50,000 for H Barn, $100,000 for Nourish), is a lot of money and of course it is more than we can expect to raise in one year, despite our most valiant efforts. However, to clarify what we plan to do, both of these projects will be paid for over multiple years. I believe the first payment to the H-Barn project will not be due and payable until at least two years from now. Thus, spreading the contribution of $150,000 over three or four years is well within our usual capabilities. As noted above, the board is committed to a more formalized process in the future for presenting plans for funding major projects. As your current President, I have approved this message and hope to submit many future columns for publication in the Bully Pulpit! Maybe you will all lobby to have my likeness placed upon Mount Rushmore. (Greg made me put that in here as a late April Fool’s joke.)
Paul Harris Awards: Stephen Enquist came forward to award three Paul Harrises as follows:
Don Daniels, his fourth PH award, Rob Erb, #7 and Jim Weinand, #8! Congratulations and thanks from the RI Foundation.
Birthdays and Anniversaries: Greg Rediske announced this month’s birthdays and both wedding and Rotary anniversaries. Just the highlights: Of the seven birthday boys and girls, the only one in attendance was Donn Irwin, aged 75 this month. As a reward, Greg forced Donn to tell a bit about himself. Donn was at a loss to relate his greatest accomplishments, but we can assure you that he is way too humble. Donn grew up in Fort Wayne, Indiana, but then the family moved to Lakewood, but it was in California. Anyway, this former Tacoma 8 member eventually found where he really belongs—Lakewood, WA. As for Rotary anniversaries, one notable was Chris Kimball with 23 years counting his time at Tacoma 8. Bob Cammarano, another Tacoma 8 alum, had the most marital years with 69. Was there a Rotary 8 theme here or what? Greg also mentioned that LR member Morris Northcutt has a new album out so get it on the internet.
District Conference: Last week to sign up for District Conference at Semiahmoo on May 3-4. There may still be rooms left. They have 223 attendees so far.
Earth Day: Earth Day will be celebrated on April 20th with a beach cleanup at Owen Beach at Point Defiance Park.
WINE AND BEER FESTIVAL: PM called upon Linda Disney to report on the big event to be held April 27th.at McGavick. Linda said as of this morning we had only sold 165 tickets, but John Lowney and others said that number increased today. We need at least 300 attendees. Deadline to sign up is April 12th so let’s get with it! How else can we fund our major projects, Community Concerns Committee donations, scholarships and international service projects? Zoomer Bill Potter gave a quick report on the major projects.
Community Concerns Committee: Jan Gee stepped up to ask our approval for a grant of $2500 to the organization known as Grave Concerns. This group pledges to place gravestones identifying those interred at the Fort Steilacoom Park cemetery. Yes, there is a small one there not far from the dog park in the middle of FS Park. These are graves of patients who died while at the historic Western State Hospital; many of these graves have not been previously marked or identified in any way. Unanimous approval of course.
Rotary on Tap: Mark Herr announced that the next Rotary on Tap event will be on Thursday, April 11th at the Adriatic Restaurant, which is located at Oakbrook Golf and Country Club.
Reminder: the World Affairs Seminar 2024 is held from June 22 to June 28 in Waukesha, Wisconsin. This is one experience that IS open to the children and grandchildren of Lakewood Rotarians so see if you have someone to nominate. Ask John Lowney if you want to know what his grandchildren experienced, as at least two of them have attended in the past.
RYLA: Leanna Albrecht is accepting applications for the Rotary Youth Leadership Awards and she could use some help to review applications.
Cookie Jar: Troy Wilcox put $50 in the cookie jar for his and Stephanie’s 24th wedding anniversary and because next week Steph has a birthday. Gayle Selden said that our exchange student—Amelia—and her parents really enjoyed a trip to the Washington Coast to view the wonders of Olympic National Park. Ruby Beach never disappoints. But Amelia especially enjoyed the Town of Forks with all of its Twilight fame and memorabilia. We think Gayle put something in the jar for that. Gayle also said Amelia is finished at the Wilcox home and will be staying next with the Murthas. Barb Spriggs announced that she is moving to West Richland to be near family, but she pledged to Zoom in to LR meetings occasionally.
THE PROGRAM: Greg Horn introduced our speakers, Serena Rotondo and Nathan Johnson. It was noted that Serena is actually a “graduate” of our LR Next Step program as she was mentored by Anne and Stephen Enquist some 6-7 years ago. Nathan comes to West Pierce after having served as the Emergency Management Manager for the City of Yakima. Nathan first answered the question: “What is Emergency Management?” He described the term as a framework to deal with disasters. It involves community partnerships and collaboration with neighboring jurisdictions. The Emergency Management team at West Pierce develops and maintains plans such as a Continuity of Operations Plan to ensure that fire and EMS operations can continue as effectively as possible in spite of a local or regional disaster. He explained that West Pierce is a member of an Emergency Management Coalition, that also includes the cities of Lakewood, University Place and the Town of Steilacoom. Pierce County Emergency Management Department is of course also connected in there somehow.
The Coalition fosters Emergency Shelter Plans and trains staff so that the Emergency Operations Center (EOC) is adequately staffed during an emergency. An EOC is like a remote command center with good communications equipment, but the EOC is only operational during an actual emergency or disaster.
Serena Rotondo said the Coalition was formed in 2020 by the above-named member agencies. There is an interlocal agreement between the agencies. The Coalition gets grants to finance the program, presumably from the federal and/or state governments. The parties to the ILA train together often, as they need to know each others’ participants to make things work smoothly in a disaster scenario. (We know these disasters happen. The East Coast of the U.S. had a wake-up call with a 4.8 earthquake just a day or two ago, so they dodged a bullet, as there were few if any damaged buildings or injuries.)
Nathan and Serena urged us to peruse the Coalition’s website. See www.westpierceemergency.org. They also discussed the Fort Steilacoom Park brush fire that occurred last summer, because that led to emergency alerts that some of us received on our cell phones by text. The Coalition uses alerts and warnings like that and it even includes evacuations as needed. In the FS Park fire unified command was established as soon as the size and scope of the fire became known. Later, a multi-agency after-action review was conducted to go over what worked and what could be improved upon. They explained the concept of “Code Red”, which some of us signed up for, as that enables the text alert feature in the event of a significant emergency.
Finally, they explained the various evacuation levels, which are more or less uniform throughout the U.S. Level 1 means “be prepared” in case the emergency escalates; Level 2 means “be ready” and Level 3 means GO NOW. During the Caldor Fire near South Lake Tahoe, we know personally that an event can be upgraded from Level 2 to Level 3 on very short notice! As usual, Rotarians had some incisive comments and questions.
The Drawing: With 10 white chips and 1 red chip it was not surprising to see Dwight Williams winning $5 instead of $619.
As the meeting closed, Bob Peterson gave $25 just to show appreciation for all of his good friends in Lakewood Rotary.
When walking into the meeting Mary Marlin gave me this quote by Benjamin Franklin: “If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” Well said Ben.
The New York Times’ Spelling Bee is a good morning ritual== a word game to keep your mind active and engaged to start the day. Today the pangram (where you have to use all 7 letters) was “logophile”. I had to look it up. It means a “lover of words.” Guess I must be a logophile. I love a lot of words. The more the better.
The word of the day: Write! Write it down! Right?
But, before we go any further, Mother Mary had an agenda. We all heard “We are family” and then the dinner bell.
I, too, have an agenda. I’m a rather new Rotarian and still have a lot to learn. However, my husband, Mike, was a Lakewood Rotarian for 50 years, so I remember a great deal of our club’s history. Recently, I have delved into Greg Rediske’s book “50 years of Service and Fellowship”. It has brought back so many good memories. Occasionally, when I am with other Lakewood Rotarians I am surprised that so many of the current members do not have those same memories. To be sure, I have Greg’s permission, so I will tell you. You will find them in italic amongst the bulletins I write. I hope you find them as interesting and fun-loving and historical as I do.
Mary introduced the Zoomers, from far and near, for showing up and went on to thank those that made the meeting possible: Scott Buser overseeing the Paul Harris desk, Mark Edgecomb at the $2.00 table along with acting as Sgt. at Arms. And we never forget the “Dream Team”: Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa…all led by Rob Erb. What would we do without them?
The president recognized the Puffins and asked them to stand. However, not many were present.
Mark Edgecomb was the Cookie Jar tender, as treasurer John was nowhere to be found. Walt Richardson (photographer) and I (author) were acknowledged as the twosome who are responsible for this bulletin.
Guests of Rotarians included Chris Kimball’s wife, Vicki. Gayle Selden introduced Kamarie Wilson who is a VP and branch manager at Homestreet Bank. Our two speakers of the day introduced their wives: Greg Rediske: Sharon and John Magnuson: Bonnie.
We did have one Visiting Rotarian. I do believe Jim Merritt, from Tacoma Eight, should join our club, as we see him frequently. How about it Jim?
President Mary acknowledged PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter.
I was next on the agenda to give a report on the Sunshine. Joe “Strongman” Quinn recently had shoulder surgery. I sent Joe a “happy” note and a great deal of sympathy, as I had shoulder surgery about 15 years ago. When I took a place at the table today Eric Warn revealed he’d had skin cancer surgery this past week.
The announcements came “hard and fast” and I’m sure I didn’t get all of the details. Rose Stevens asked for our vote to give $2,500 to partner up with Tacoma South Rotary to build two educational training centers in Nepal. The “ask” passed. Rose reminded us of our earlier help to a village in Nepal (toilets and a cardiac center).
Where was the first Lakewood Rotary meeting held? (Answer: The Lakewood Terrace Restaurant. Today, the building is occupied by the Lakewood History Museum. The Terrace was THE place to take someone you want to impress or have a romantic tete-a-tete with a special someone. The moment you entered you heard the piano bar, played by an expert who knew all the cocktail lounge standards.
President Mary filled in for Leanna Albrecht. Leanna is accepting applications for the Rotary Youth Leadership Awards. She would like another Rotarian or two from our club to help review applications.
Mary then reminded us of the District Conference in Semiahmoo on May 3 & 4. The resort has released a block of rooms at a cost of $219. She also encouraged us to add Earth Day (April 20) to our calendars. Be sure to sign up to help at Owens Beach for a beach clean-up.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie and Gayle Selden came to the “mic” to rev-up our efforts toward the Wine & Beer Festival, being held at the McGavick Center on April 27th. This is our one and only fund-raiser for the year. As of today, they have approximately 100 people signed up, but to reach our goal we will need 300-350! They explained how to use the QR code at each table to purchase your tickets. The deadline is April 12th.
Bill Potter, Major Projects head, shared that the committee chose The H-Barn Project for our club to raise funds for, but did explain that Clover Park Rotary selected Nourish.
Recently, you have learned about the first Lakewood Rotary Major Project, the Easter Pancake Breakfast, started in 1961. A most interesting donation was made in 1978. The club donated $5,000 towards a piece of equipment used by the fire department, called the Jaws of Life, which is used in extracting people from damaged cars. And, soon after that our club supported the fire department again by purchasing their first rescue vehicle. Do you have any idea what the cost of this was? $42,000. Lakewood Rotary was stepping up with some serious community support money.
Mother Mary proceeded to gather a few more payments to the Cookie Jar. The ones I most remember are: $100 from Tony Camoroda for a recent trip to Sugarland, Texas. Tony claimed it was strictly a business trip and that no fun ensued. However, the $100 he gave is for the birth of a new grandson. Even more memorable, Chris Kimball may be off to driving school for racing his car 110+ mph. At least the Cookie Jar is $100 richer, thanks to Chris!
The best “Bull Writers” of Lakewood Rotary, John Magnuson and Greg Rediske, were the speakers today. (Does anyone think I will ever measure up???). I wasn’t expecting Shakespeare, Charles Dickens or James Joyce from these two, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Greg stepped up to the microphone with the words, “When I was a child I disliked ‘weddings and funerals’. As he grew up, Greg explained that it became important “to write things down” so when a wedding or a funeral came about he could pull out these writings and have a speech already written for the occasion.
Greg went on to say the writings must be a memoir, a story, not merely a litany of facts. Greg talked about his dad, Jim and his father-in-law, Russ Klauser. He told us that Russ made a real effort to write to his mother, Nora, during the war. Nora had saved the letters, so Russ’ thoughts were at-ready…likely for Nora’s funeral and for Russ’ funeral as well.
(Above: Mike McGowan pinning a Paul Harris Foundation award on his mentor, Russ Klauser)
Greg revealed that there are self-publishing resources available such as www.lulu.com and Storyworth. For the timid writer, these resources can help guide one through laborious efforts to get your words “on that blank piece of paper in front of you.”
Then it was John’s turn. He immediately pulled out a weighty tome…yes, that he had written! John revealed that the book’s 400 pages is enough to scare anyone. A wisecrack from Walt Richardson in the audience, “Is it in large type?”
John said he’d been a writer for a very long time and had published four children’s books, yet John’s wife, Bonnie revealed to me on the side that she had to push John to finish this very book as a birthday gift to her. Bonnie and your audience today, John, are everso happy you did finish “the tome”.
Thanks, you guys. I’ve always admired both of you and now I have a turn to write with you. What a treat!
*Please look for more Lakewood Rotary historical tidbits each time I write this bulletin. Wendy McGowan
Red Cross to the REscue!
Red Cross to the Rescue
Paula T. Olson
President Mary rang the dinner bell promptly at 12:30 for Friday’s meeting. Dick Ferrell led us in the Pledge of Allegiance followed by Shiru Osundwa with the invocation. Mary reminded us that today was the Tenth Anniversary of the landslide in Oso but also that it was World Water Day. She played a short video to educate us that we are lucky to live in an area surrounded by water but others are not so lucky. Water conservation is important as we are not immune to drought.
There were only a couple of guests: our speaker Dan Wirth from the farm club and Megan. Welcome to you both. Zoomers were acknowledged, including Ann and Steve Enquist in San Francisco. Royalty in attendance was PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda, and AG Bill Potter. What did Mommy spider say to baby spider? “You spend too much time on the web.” Wendy McGowan had no Sunshine Report except that her back is still acting up.
Turning to announcements, Bob Zawilski reminded everyone about Break Bag delivery on Monday, March 25th at 9:05 am. Yes, that’s the correct time. If you get there at 9:00 am, you will be horrified to witness Bob shamelessly pawing through the donuts to pick out his favorites. You will never unsee that. Several people raised their hands to say they were planning to help. Bob really needs bag counters, you know, folks that say “one, two, three etc.” Anyone can do that.
Next Friday is the last meeting of the month and Pot Roast Day. Yahoo! Also Little Food Pantry Day so bring food/cash to donate. Especially needed are small jars of peanut butter – not Costco size jars and containers with pop tops for folks who don’t have can openers. Steve Enquist had a Paul Harris to present but because he was in San Francisco, he asked Mary to do it and Mary asked Greg to do it and Greg can’t say no, so he did it. The generous recipient was Chris Kimball with his sixth Paul Harris or his five plus. He got a nice pin with a ruby in it. Very well done, Mr. Kimball!
Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.
April 20th is a day that will be of more and less importance depending on relationship. It’s Mary’s dad’s birthday and Hitler’s birthday. Much most important however, is it’s Earth Day. Come one and all to Owens Beach for clean-up. Take your baths at home as the water is still cold. Connie proclaimed the coming of our big fundraising event, the Wine and Beer Festival. So far a pathetic 73 tickets have been purchased and many, many more of them need to be bought before April 12th to ensure there is enough food. Some very cool auction items are available, especially if people turn them in so they can be purchased. Let’s get with it, members, and turn in those procurement sheets! My mom superpower is being the only person in the house who can see an empty toilet paper roll.
Next in the agenda was Pres Mary’s favorite part of any meeting, donations to her Cookie Jar. Someone announced that Veronica Bronkema was having a birthday and Pres Mom Mary told Carl to get his wallet out to honor his wife. In response, Carl said that he donated for his own birthday and then had the audacity to say, “ok, I’ll pay XX for her birthday.” [The actual number has been deleted for Veronica’s privacy.] After much prodding, Leon Titus admitted that he helped his wife get a new Cadillac for which he donated $100, although the value was truly priceless. [See, Carl, that’s how to donate for your wife.] Mark Herr announced that he is running for a legislative office for the 28th District with April 12th as his campaign kick off. Rob Erb had taken a couple of short trips so he paid $20. Ann and Steve Enquist wanted to ensure that we honored Gary Fulton as a champion blood donor – 28 gallons!! No, not all at once but that is truly impressive, Gary! Greg Horn gave $28 in appreciation. Twenty eight gallons equals 224 pints and 10 days of bloodletting.
Bob Peterson celebrated his great grandson’s sixth or seventh birthday and his wedding anniversary of 62 years. A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40. I said no, 40 babies are enough. A bunch of people went to Sun River, like Greg and Mary, John Lowney, Ann and Steve Enquist and arguments broke out about who was giving what for which. Dave Swindale turned 63 years old and rounded up his donation to $65.
Our program came next with Scott Baird introducing our speaker, Dan Wirth, Executive Director of the American Red Cross of South Puget Sound and Olympics. His topic was Increased Disaster Responses as Impacted by Climate Crisis. Dan got his BA at Fort Lewis College and his Master of Arts in Intercultural Youth and Family Development at the University of Montana. Dan’s career includes a stint as a counselor, a couple of years in the Peace Corp, Regional Disaster Officer for the Kentucky region. Dan coordinated disaster relief through Hurricanes Maria and Harvey, disasters in Florence, North Carolina, Flint Michigan, and wild fires in Oregon.
Dan’s presentation was a sobering education on the effect of climate change on the world. There has been a six times increase in major disasters since the 1980s costing billions of dollars. In the past five years, the number of major disasters has doubled. In 2023 alone, disasters cost $28 billion. The number of acres burned by fires has more than doubled.
The Red Cross has about five major lines of business including blood collection for which we can sign up on line. The Red Cross also delivers emergency messages to active military from their families, disaster relief, CPR, life guard, babysitting and first aid training. In the U.S., disaster relief primarily consists of helping people after a house fire. Last year there were 60,000 across the country and 1,200 in the Pacific Northwest, 180 in Pierce County. The Red Cross gives immediate financial assistance and also free fire alarms. It is also involved internationally, for example with distribution of the measles vaccine.
The increase in disasters has caused the Red Cross to reassess its priorities as the toll of these disasters falls more heavily on communities already dealing with issues. Forty percent of Americans do not have the financial resources to absorb an unexpected expense in the amount of $400. The disasters that force people from their homes are much harder for people who depend on social services for survival. For example, currently about 3,400 people are still in shelters in Hawaii from the last fire, down from a high of 5,500. The Red Cross makes contact with the family or individual every two days. Last year was the ninth straight year with double digit disasters. Dan stated that his statistics come from various reputable government sites. Closer to home, there were two wildfires in Lakewood in 2023. The fires are occurring in places that have never seen fires, such as the Olympic Peninsula, Spokane and Oregon.
In response, in 2022 the Red Cross started a five year campaign to raise $1.2 billion to help vulnerable communities. That money will be distributed to the U. S. Disaster Relief Fund in the amount of $800 million, international aid in the amount of $100 million, and sustainability in the amount of $260 million. The Red Cross has expanded its staff to 89 persons working on forging partnerships in 27 cities across the country to form a network of local entities ready to respond to disasters. They are also working on enhancing shelter case work with a digital app for new client management systems as well as partnership with International Red Cross and Red Crescent.
The organization is significantly reducing its brick and mortar buildings and upgrading them into more sustainable buildings. As an example of ways to be more efficient and cost effective, they saw that an ice machine used to cool and store blood cost $2,000 a month because water coursed through it to cool the ice. The team found a better ice machine at a much reduced cost. The University Place office lights dim with the amount of light outside.
In response to member questions, 10% of donations go to administration and 90% go to client services. Thank you, Dan for a very interesting and informative presentation.
You know you’re a mom when . . .
you have a secret stash of candy that not even your spouse gets to see.
all you want for your birthday is for people to stop getting a new glass every time they need a drink.
the first thing you say when you walk into a room is, “What’s that smell?”
Calendar of Events
Tuesday, March 26 at 5:00 pm at TCGC - Board Meeting
Friday, March 29 at noon at TCGC - with Tiffany Speir, Lakewood Long Range Planning Manager - ALSO today is Little Free Pantry Friday! All donations are appreciated, but if you are shopping, we're in need of peanut butter!
Friday, April 5 at noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - with Mari Leavitt, Washington State Representative, 28th District
Friday, April 12 at noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - Mike Pajeo with the Coffee Oasis
Saturday, April 27 at 5:30 p.m. - Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival, McGavick Center, Lakewood. Come and Love the Wine You're With.
Tickets are available online here or pay by check to Lakewood Rotary, c/o Treasurer John Lowney, PO Box 99786, Lakewood, WA 98496. $125
https://fundraiser.bid/LakewoodRotaryWineandBeerFestival
Change is Inevitable
It was a very sunny Friday . . . . full of a spring of anticipation. President Mary Horn (PMH) gathered at the podium as the sounds of We are Family were playing. Rob Erb lead us in the flag salute and Eric Warn shared some inspiring words. PMH acknowledged Debbie McVicker at the Paul Harris desk and Jan Gee at the Raffle table. Sometimes this gets called the $2 table and I have a sneaking suspicion the name derived from the infamous creation of the Rotary Foundation being set as a $2 per week donation per Russ Klauser’s suggestion. This helped members become Paul Harris fellows in a manageable financial commitment. Now since Raffle tickets are sold at $2 each the name $2 transferred from one position to the other. At least that is my interpretation.
President MH then asked the room—Who was just in Sun Valley? No one raised their hand. Realizing her mistake that she was dreaming of skiing in Sun Valley, she corrected herself to SunRiver. She asked everyone who had been on the recent trip to SunRiver. She asked those members to raise their right hand and then reach into their pockets for a $20. We learned it was the best day of skiing Mary had seen and that she was the women’s Ping Pong champion. Joe Quinn paid $50 for the great time. We then learned when Zoomers were introduced that Joe performed a rap song in honor of son Eric’s Birthday that was written with the help of Chat GPT. Sadly, the rap song was not performed for the rest of the membership. Click here if curiosity gets the better of you. XXXXXXXXXX
We met our guests who joined us today including Becky Wiggins from Battlefield Addictions and Jason Scales from LASA. Visiting Rotarians introduced by Jan Gee included Mic McDaniel from Tacoma South Rotary and Mary Minx from Puyallup South Hill Rotary.
Barlow Buescher introduced our Norwegian exchange student, Amelia Babazada. Amelia is in her last couple months of her exchange year. If you want to get to know her better, time is running out! She is playing tennis for Lakes this semester so Gayle will update with some times to cheer her on. Contact Amelia via call or text 253-951-4410.
Barlow Buescher provided the sunshine report and let us know that Wendy McGowan was under the weather. He also let us know the memorial for General Bill Harrison is April 6th. Locatoin will be announced next week. He then invited Rick to share some words about Gordon Quick.
Rick Selden thanked Greg Rediske for the written words he had shared on Gordy. Gordy was a Rotarian for 53 years. As Lakewood Rotary President in 1987-88, he inducted the first women member of Lakewood Rotary. In 1993-94 he led District 5020 as Governor. Gordy had a saying “Lead, Follow or Get out the hell of the Way.” Gordy was awarded Rotary’s Citation for Meritorious Service in 2009. (Note: this is a BIG deal. There are 528 Rotary districts around the world. Each district is only allowed one nomination per year, and a maximum of 100 Citations are awarded by Rotary International from that group each year). With wife Juanita they traveled to six different countries for 13 Rotary projects. The University of Nebraska recognized Gordon in 1999 for his impact on students as a teacher, principal and as school superintendent. Even at age 90+, Gordy would show up to rake soil at the pavilion or any other project that occurred. Each summer, the current club president was always gifted a zucchini out of Gordy’s garden. He loved to share those. Juanita and family are going to take Gordy’s ashes back to Nebraska for internment. When she returns from Nevada in the spring there will be a gathering to celebrate his memory.
Rick reminded us that a great way to honor the life of our lost Rotarians is a donation to the Lakewood Community Foundation. There are envelopes on the table as you enter Rotary for checks. Alternately, you can head to the web and donate at https://lakewoodfoundation.org/donate. Tom Sadler, who passed recently, helped start this fund. On the program from Tom’s service was a quote from Henry Van, “To desire and strive to be of some service to the world, to aim at doing something which shall really increase the happiness and welfare and virtue of mankind—this is choice which is possible for all of us; and surely it is a good haven to sail for.”
Jan Gee introduced Jason Scales from LASA. Jason talked about the hygiene center that is opening. It contains three washers and dryers, two showers and 2 computer stations. It will be a support not only for the unhoused but for those who might not have as easy access to those amenities if they are sharing an apartment with multiple families. This hygiene center will help maintain employment and give those who use the facility a foundation to be a strong part of the community. The club is giving $7,500 towards the hygiene center’s operating costs. We are all invited to LASA’s Friendraising Breakfast on April 17th at 7:30 a.m. (No surprise - it will be at Clover Park Technical College in the McGavick Center.) Jan Gee will present a BIG FAKE CHECK to Jason at the event in honor of our support. Tickets to the event are free but a monetary ask will be made at the breakfast. Reserve your space here: https://www.zeffy.com/ticketing/42713183-4182-4b44-a837-b7a432e3c285
Mary Minsk from Puyallup South Hill Rotary invited is all to their corn hole tourney May 3rd and 4th. All levels of corn hole players are invited. Check out www.southhillrotary.org for all the ways you can participate. Sponsors get their own corn hole board. Winning teams get bragging rights.
Bill Potter spoke on behalf of the major projects committee and thanked everyone for participating in the temperature check last week of the three projects the committee was researching. He didn’t further elaborate, but I attained some insider information that the Nourish food bank in Lakewood gained 22 1st place votes and 9 2nd place votes; the Outdoor Gym got 20 1st place projects and 14 second place votes and the H barn got 9 1st place votes and 18 2nd place votes. The committee also recognizes that all members did not get to participate in the poll, but it is not a binding vote.
Our speaker got stuck on the other side of Snoqualmie pass today so the Wine and Beer Fest became the topic of discussion. PMH asked me to start us off by talking about live auction items but sometimes when asked to extemporaneously speak a person may absolutely go in a completely different direction. This person may also have very little recollection of what she said. So, instead of a recollection this is more of what should have been said.
The Wine and Beer Fest is April 27th. It is our primary fundraiser for the club. This event invites our friends and community members to come together. How we make money at the event is through ticket sales, through wine sales, raffle ticket sales, selling. live auction items, selling online silent items, with a raise the paddle and with sponsors to the event.
All members of the club are part of the fundraising committee. So, help us find sponsors—or be one yourself; provide or source an auction item, fill up a table with your friends and help get out the word of our event and the items in it.
We have a website you can find either by going to lakewoodrotary.com and pressing the blue button that says wine and beer fest or by directly using this link https://fundraiser.bid/LakewoodRotaryWineandBeerFestival.
Here you can buy tickets to the event via credit card, peruse the live auction catalog as it gets built and check out the online items available which includes our group event Dinner and a Movie and the Kayak Poker Run. (Those items are available to purchase now!) These items are located under the auction tab. There is also sponsor information on the site and those can be purchased there as well. If you do not want to pay credit card fees for your tickets or sponsorship you can bring a check to the Friday meeting and turn it to the smiling face at the desk.
Co-Chair Connie Coleman-Lacade let us know that a new live auction item of a week in Tuscany, Italy will be available. The movie for this year’s Dinner and a Movie will be Grease, with a fun hamburger dinner at the Country club afterward. She also encouraged us to get together with each other to work on live auction items.
Jason Whalen thanked our sponsors that have come in so far. . .Waste Connections, Amazon, Connelly Law, Dickson Frolich Phillips Burgess. Other sponsors include Ed Selden Carpet One, Heritage Bank and Phil and Judy Eng. Sponsor revenue helps cover the costs associated with the event.
Jason let us know we have some elevated wineries coming including Structure, Dahlman, Dossier and Gard. He is pushing our wine fest even to former Seahawk Sydney Rice.
Don Daniels reminded us that we all have raffle tickets to sell. Ask your friends and enemies for a small donation of $25 to the Rotary club and give them an opportunity to win $5,000. We have 5 weeks of sales left. Don wants to see your tickets in the next 2 weeks. Additional tickets will be sold the night of the Winefest, the drawing will take place there. This raffle puts another $10K into our budget and into the community for next year.
Jan Gee handed out sign ups to volunteer for the event. She says everyone works and whatever Jan says goes! So, sign up or she will hunt you down!
President Horn then busted out the cookie jar. She thanked Scott Buser for $100 for a going to spring training trip. A bearded Don Anderson told a story about a Pierce Transit Bus and his Lakewood City Council life colliding. Apparently, a Pierce Transit short bus did not yield to his vehicle that was moving through a roundabout in Lakewood. He also went to Hawaii and contributed $100.
Puffin Elyse Ryan paid $40 in honor of her daughter’s fourth birthday. That was some generosity! I wonder how much Joe Quinn would owe for son Eric’s recent Birthday using the same multiplicity.
Angela Connelly paid $100 in appreciation of a trip to Austin, Texas she took with her husband Jack Connelly, Rose Stevens, President Mary, Steve O’Ban and wife ?? and Duke Paulson. Duke is from the Tacoma Rescue Mission. The visit to Community First Village gave her hope for the chronic homeless.
Bob Peterson paid $50 for appreciation for 20+ years of being here. . .and by here he meant Lakewood Rotary. He told about how much each Friday’s meeting means to him.
Leanna Albretch paid $50 in honor of guest Betsey’s organization Battlefield Addiction. She said it was an outstanding organization. We learned there is a walk for recovery on May 11th you can sign up and learn more a www.battlefieldaddiction.com/run
John Magnussen let us know that the Zoomers raised $500 to support Winefest while the meeting was happening.
Peter Marsh drew white, and the raffle grew larger.
So we have six weeks to get our tickets, gather our friends and enjoy Lakewood Rotary’s Wine Fest.
Spring Has Sprung!
Spring has Sprung
John Magnuson
Spring has Sprung
Serendipitously,
Spring springs ubiquitously,
And flowers bloom deliriously.
The Trillium
Mid-summer I look to see,
Where the Trillium went.
Now I remember,
It comes back each Lent.
The Crocus
My wife and I sat admiring our garden,
Then we both squirmed as something tried to poke us.
Sure enough, some aggressive little Crocus!
Yellows
Forsythia, Primrose, Tulips, Daffodils and Witch Hazel,
Saffron harbingers of spring.
Our gardens do relax us.
Until we realize, it’s time to do our taxes!
Ole
Beginning
And with that for you to dwell upon, here follows a recap of the Rotary meeting. PP Mayor Jason Whalen led us in the salute to the flag. Robert Peterson followed with a stirring invocation. PP Gary Fulton at the Paul Harris desk and Gary Barton acted as Sgt. at Arms. PP Bob Zawilski was photographer and PP Ole as scrivener – that is a $17.95 word for scribe or reporter.
PM welcomed Zoomers Carole, Ralph, Ole and Shiru. She acknowledged the furniture moving club of Scott, Rob, James, Rick, Wynn and Terry.
Birthday People Waving Their Arms About
Chris Kimball noted Birthdays and Anniversaries: Ralph and Wendy Lockhart took first prize for 58 years of marriage, Ole, masquerading as PP John Magnuson, won the years in Rotary Trophy for his 48 years of membership. The many, many birthday celebrants came to the front of the room and – wait for it – waved their arms in time to the dulcet tones of a slide whistle. See top picture. And you thought the stories about the planet NUNU were hard to believe! No kidding – waved their…. Well, never mind.
It was announced that PP Tom Sadler’s memorial is March 10th, 2:00 PM at Canterwood in Gig Harbor. Lt. General Bill Harrison’s memorial is April 6th at City Hall. A transfer of the Puffin was made by Chris to Phillip.
Major projects committee
Substitute Chair PP Rick Selden, gave the report on the three choices to be considered. I kept hearing about how long they worked on these possible selections but for some reason, unexplained, we had to urgently vote on them today!? Hmmm? The committee gets to consider them for a long time, but the membership only has a few minutes to consider the suggestions and vote? Where is the urgency in case a member has questions or if someone couldn’t be at the meeting? The presentations were cursory and one-sided at best, with nothing given to me to include in the bulletin as background. I must say, we can do better. Don’t take this as a complaint but it is certainly an observation and do not edit this out!
The three projects are to support the development of a Nourish Pierce County Grocery Store at the corner of Lakewood Drive and Steilacoom Boulevard. Rotary commitment is estimated to be $100,000. Whereas urgency was expressed it may take as much as two years to do this project. The second one to consider is H Barn at Fort Steilacoom. Again, this is a project with many future steps necessary – mostly by the city – but Lakewood Rotary needs to vote to commit $100,000 today.
The third project is an outdoor fitness facility that would be a public private partnership and built at Ft. Steilacoom Park. I didn’t hear a dollar number for this. There was a slick video showing a finished project being used by people resembling PP Greg Rediske in his gym shorts!
PP Rose Stevens showed a video of a sanitary toilet project in Nepal. I am unsure if that is something we participated in, because once more, the report was inaudible.
The Program
Linda Disney introduced author and historian, Dennis Fowler. His books include The Lincoln Guy, Lincoln Raw, Turn, Lincoln, The Dead, and Lincoln’s Angel. Mr. Fowler began by explaining that his approach with a person like Abraham Lincoln is to turn a historical approach into historical fiction. His reasoning, he posits, is to fill in the blanks of an otherwise vapid narrative. He related that outcomes are the same, but the emotion and feelings appear, humanizing the story. Reading some of Lincoln’s Angel it is easy to see his point. The heartache that Abe Lincoln and his wife Mary faced with the sickness of their two sons, the death of one, and Mrs. Lincoln illness, has been written about endlessly, but not with Fowler’s approach. Lincoln’s reliance on Nurse Rebecca Pomeroy is a story of inspiration but not of Lincoln, per se. Army Nurse Pomeroy helped Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln through their darkest hours, during the Civil War. Abe had to deal with a sick and dying family while at the same time, guide the United States through the bloodiest of conflicts. He learned to lean on Nurse Pomeroy as did Mrs. Lincoln even though Nurse Pomeroy had lost her husband to disease and one of her children. She was indomitable and Lincoln declared her, “The most remarkable woman I have known.”
Well-captured and written by our guest today, D. L. Fowler. I wasn’t all that impressed with his presentation. I came home and read a couple of chapters and changed my mind. His story of Rebecca Pomeroy and her remarkable ministrations for one of America’s most important presidents is a fitting parable for today:
International Women’s Day
Thank you, women in Lakewood Rotary. You make this a better Rotary Club.
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
Calendar of Events
Thursday, March 14 at 5:30 p.m. - Rotary on Tap at Burs, 6151 Steilacoom Blvd., Lakewood RSVP Here
Friday, March 15 at noon - Club Meeting at TCGC with Hunter Abell, President, Washington State Bar Association
Friday, March 22 at noon at TCGC with Dan Wirth, Executive Director of the American Red Cross, So. Puget Sound and Olympics
Tuesday, March 26 at 5:00 pm at TCGC - Board Meeting
Friday, March 29 at noon at TCGC - with Tiffany Speir, Lakewood Long Range Planning Manager
Saturday, April 27 at 5:30 p.m. - Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival, McGavick Center, Lakewood. Come and Love the Wine You're With.
Tickets are available online here or pay by check to Lakewood Rotary, c/o Treasurer John Lowney, PO Box 99786, Lakewood, WA 98496. $125/each
The Israel/Hamas Mess
Due to the rather sobering subject matter of today’s meeting this writer is having a hard time deciding how to begin this missive. Fellow scribe Greg Rediske could possibly brighten things up with a little Scandahoovian humor. Wendy McGowan might pun us and former EIC (Editor-in Charge), the mighty Joe Quinn, could school us on legal issues while Ole might…...well, who knows what Ole (aka John Magnuson) might do. I have come to the conclusion that the best thing to do is simply get on with it so, here goes.
President Mary (PM) shocked the gathered by starting the meeting at 12:25 (I wasn’t even half way done with my salad at the time but duty called so down went the fork and up went the pen). She shared that due to the presentation by today’s speaker and the full schedule in front of her that we needed to get on with it.
Rob Erb led the group in the pledge while Tom George gave us a well thought-out and poignant “thought for the day” or, as they used to say, “invocation”.
Dick Ferrell was at the Paul Harris table while Debbie McVicker was at the two-dollar table (I didn’t see Debbie when I bought my losing raffle ticket as Rick Selden was there taking my money at the time – thanks for stepping in to help Rick). Debbie somehow magically appeared at some point and was also the Sgt at Arms and visiting Rotarians person.
The PM’s family Dream Team set us up and tore us down – Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke and Rick Selden. All led by the esteemed Rob Erb.
PM had all of the Puffins that were in attendance give a wave.
Walt Richardson took photos. Donn Irwin tried to write everything down and present it in a readable format (good luck with that – thank God for EIC’s).
Debbie McVicker was the Cookie Jar tender (busy lady today) along with John Lowney (wait, John wasn’t there so how could he…...never mind, Mr. Rediske came to the rescue once again and assisted Debbie V with the $$).
Random happenings around the world on this this date – March 1 – please see below.
1565 - Portuguese soldier Estácio de Sá founds the city of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
1642 - Georgeana (York) in Maine becomes the 1st incorporated American city.
Somewhere in all of this Scott Adams from Clover Park Rotary (CPR) was called forth to herald the news that CPR is having a fund raiser – called the “Invitational” – and encouraged all of us to come and have fun. The “do-ins” will happen March 8th from 5:30PM to 9:45PM at the McGavick Center. They will have a raise the paddle for Nourish of Pierce County. Easy registration on their website cloverparkrotary.org. Let’s get a couple of Lakewood Rotary tables going.
Visiting Rotarians from Clover Park Rotary were the aforementioned Scott Adams as well as Hallie McCurdy.
Then there was the “Sunshine” Report by Wendy McGowan. Gordy Quick is still in the hospital in Las Vegas. Helen Mazoff fell and cracked a vertebra – don’t know if more than one.
1792 - Presidential Succession Act passed
1815 – Napoleon arrives in Cannes, France after escaping exile on Elba and heads for Paris to start the “Hundred Days” rule.
PM welcomed the Zoomers: Ralph Johnson, Mark Blanchard (was it really him or did AI take over his computer again?), Chuck Hellar from Florida and Carole Wier from Minnesota.
Next up, PM called Mark Silva and Linda Ripley to stand in front of us and be inducted into Rotary International and in particular, the Rotary Club of Lakewood WA! The two of them and the rest of us listened as PM went through the initiation process, reminding us all what it means to be a Rotarian and reminding the newbies that there was a bill inside their info packets for this year’s dues – a very important part of the induction process!!
Each new member was given a few minutes to talk about themselves and that is all the time they took. Mark said that Rotary fascinates him and that he has dealt with Rotaract a lot. Linda offered that she will be going to Yellowstone to act as a volunteer until the college students arrive for the summer. Mark was sponsored by Clint Johnson while Linda’s sponsor is Mary Marlin.
Sally Saunders passed the Puffin to Linda who will evidently rotate weeks with Mark. Both of them need to brush up on the care and feeding of puffins.
1869 - US Postage stamps showing scenes issued for 1st time. These pictorials showed a post horse and rider, a locomotive, a shield, an eagle and a ship, the Adriatic.
1872 - Yellowstone becomes the world's first National Park
PM mentioned that the District Conference in Semiahmoo is filling up and that all of the “cheap” rooms in the main building are sold out. More expensive rooms are still available and there are other hotels in the area to stay at.
Mary then called Jan Gee (Community Concerns) to the front so that she could get approval on a grant to LASA (Homeless Prevention) for supplies to support the homeless. The ask was for $7,500. A motion was given, then a second and vote taken. The motion was passed and the grant money was approved.
1875 - US Congress passes Civil Rights Act; invalidated by Supreme Ct, 1883
1893- Tesla publicly demonstrates radio – transmitting electromagnetic energy without wires.
1909 - 1st US university school of nursing established, University of Minnesota
Rotary on Tap was touted - it will be held at Burs on 3/14.
Carl Bronkema was called up to introduce our speaker – Retired Lt. General Keith Dayton:
Keith W. Dayton (born March 7, 1949) is a retired lieutenant general in the United States Army who currently serves as the director of the George C. Marshall European Center for Security Studies in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany. Dayton served as the U.S. Security Coordinator for Israel-Palestinian Authority in Tel Aviv, Israel from December 2005 to October 2010. He has also served as the Director of the Iraq Survey Group, as a senior member of the Joint Staff, and as U.S. Defense Attaché in the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, Russia.
The topic: Israel/Hamas Update
The good General led off his update with the not unexpected news that this was not going to be an uplifting presentation.
Getting right to the foundation of the matter General Dayton noted that the Dome of the Rock is where it all starts and ends. (Writers note: The site is a major – if not THE - religious site for Islam, Jews and Christians. If you don’t know much about it or perhaps have forgotten, maybe you could take a few minutes and refresh your memory on the significance of the place. It really helps to try and understand what is happening).
The presentation covered the general state of affairs since October 7th 2023. We are on day 146 (as well as how we got here, going back to biblical times).
Lt. General Dayton covered a massive amount of information, both political and religious, as well as some of the current statistics. Here are some of the highlights:
Israel says that 60% of the aid is being taken by Hamas and that Hamas has approximately 450 miles of sophisticated tunnels complete with Wi-Fi, offices and bathrooms. (Prior to October 7, Israel had estimated only 150 miles of tunnels).
The current situation as to who owns or has the rights to what in the geographical area all started post WWI with the 1917 British Balfour Declaration. (The Balfour Declaration was a public statement issued by the British Government in 1917 during the First World War announcing its support for the establishment of a "national home for the Jewish people" in Palestine, then an Ottoman region with a small minority Jewish population. Wikipedia)
General Dayton then gave a brief bulletin point/highlighted history of events including the Oslo Accord/Agreements in 1993 and 1995. These set the stage for Palestinian authority which allowed for limited Palestinian authority in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip.
The Israeli settlements on the West Bank are larger there due to the presence of the Israeli military.
Hamas was founded in 1987 and Israel initially supported them but that lasted only about two years. Hamas has a sophisticated army of 24 battalions and a very serious religious fervor. Their goal is to eliminate Jews and Christians. They have a mantra of: First we kill those that go to church on Saturday (Jews) and then we kill those that go to church on Sunday (Christians)0. (Our speaker mentioned this twice during his presentation – I think he was trying to make a point).
Netanyahu is NOT popular in Israel and is only still in power now due to this war.
Public opinion is that Gaza should be controlled by Hamas and the solution to the problem is violence not negotiations.
Our speaker outlined possible solutions such as a multinational kind of police force led by possibly the US, Israel goes back to where they were in 2006 or even Oct 7 of 2023.
Israel’s stance is that “we got nowhere else to go” while Hamas’s take is that Israel is an illegal occupier of “our land” so this is a holy war and Allah is behind us.
The General did a marvelous job of giving us an “insider’s” look at this huge problem and making it as easy as possible to try to understand all of this. He stayed until 1:50 ?? and answered questions, of which there were many.
1932 – Lindberg’s 20-month-old baby kidnapped
1936 - Boulder (Hoover) Dam fully completed
1941 – Captain America comic book character makes his debut
1953 - KTNT (now KSTW) TV channel 11 in Tacoma-Seattle, WA (IND) begins
PM finally stopped the Q&A and did the raffle – three of them. Two for Rotary shirts. Dwight Williams won one shirt and visitor Wayne Thronson won the another.
Then the big money drawing happened, and Dwight won that one as well. White chip = $5.00.
PM rang the bell and we were done.
1953 - KTNT (now KSTW) TV channel 11 in Tacoma-Seattle, WA (IND) begins
1961 – President John F Kennedy establishes the Peace Corp
1969 - After 88 weeks, the Beatles' album "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" drops off the charts
1974 - Watergate grand jury indicts 7 presidential aides
2020 – Washington State announces what is believed to be the second death from the coronavirus while New York state announced its first confirmed case.
If you were born on March 1, you share a birthday with some interesting folks:
1732 - William Cushing, 2nd Chief Justice of the United States, born in Scituate, Massachusetts Bay, British America (d. 1810)
1810 – Frederic Chopin born in the Dutchy of Warsaw
1904 – Big Band leader Glenn Miller born in Iowa
Dinah Shore, Harry Belafonte, Roger Daltrey (The Who), David Niven, Ron Howard (Opie) and Justin Bieber were also all born March 1.
Lakewood Playhouse New Artistic Director – Joe Walsh
Lakewood Playhouse New Artistic Director – Joe Walsh
Gayle Selden
The last meeting of the month of February has come quickly to Lakewood Rotary. A question often posed if you had an extra hour every day what would you do with it? This February we get a whole extra day. 366 Days in this leap year with our bonus day coming this coming week. What could you do with 24 extra hours?
Rose Stevens was the first greeter of the day collecting food for the Little Free Pantries outside the front door of the club. Connie Coleman-Lacadie was at the table collecting Wine Fest ticket money and encouraging participation for the Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival. Leon Titus was on the Paul Harris Desk and collected $285. Jan Gee was flashing a lot of money at the raffle table.
President Mary Horn rand the bell for the meeting at 12:30ish. She invited Mark Blanchard to lead us in the Flag Salute and asked Paula Olson for the Rotary Moment. She introduced the famous set up crew, the table crew with Walt as the photographer and Gayle as the bulletin writer. Mary then asked us what made this day special. Immediately, Greg Rediske raised his hand just like the all-knowing Rotary person he is. Unfortunately, he couldn’t speak with a mouth full of lunch. So, President Horn let us know that this day was the 119th Birthday of Rotary. The very first meeting was held in Chicago when Paul Harris asked some business leaders to take an hour to share time together.
Guests at the meeting included Maloo Kaden, introduced by Anne Enquist. Maloo is a Lakewood YMCA Pickleball enthusiast (and water aerobics and tennis and kayaking) and is looking for some new community service opportunities. Donn Irwin introduced a Past President of Tacoma 8 and his wife Don Dolman. Rick Selden introduced Linda Ripley who had her information meeting that morning. We thank them for sharing this hour with us. A good use of time of we agree.
Zoomers were welcomed and Puffins recognized. David Swindale offered up a dog on zoom as an auction item.
Wendy McGowen and Dave Coleman shared memorials for two very special men that were lost this past week. Wendy shared about Lieutenant General William Harrison reading the well written statement from the City of Lakewood. https://cityoflakewood.us/lakewood-mourns-the-loss-of-retired-army-lieutenant-general-ltg-william-bill-harrison/ Bill was 90 years old and spent many of those years in service of others. He helped create, shape and lead the City of Lakewood. You could find Bill at all community fundraisers and events. I often witnessed him sitting in the audience at the Lakewood Playhouse. Bill never let his crippled body stop him from moving. Bill attended the Wednesday meeting of Clover Park Rotary preceding his death. His services are expected to be in April.
Dave Coleman shared the loss of one of our own, Tom Sadler. Dave and Greg Rediske had headed out to Gig Harbor Wednesday morning to take Tom out for lunch. When they arrived, they learned that Tom had passed that morning. Tom had been living in an adult family home to have more care for Parkinson’s. He recently celebrated his 80th Birthday. Dave read the Suburban Times article written by Greg Rediske: Lakewood Community Foundation Fund Loses a Friend – The Suburban Times (thesubtimes.com). Tom was a Lakewood Rotary President who brought a lot of fun to the meetings. He was known to wear lighted glasses while fining members. Tom also had arguably one of the most fun boats to ride during the floating board meeting (you also didn’t know if you’d be in a power boat or a sailboat as he was fond of both). We all had fun while he was captain as he always had a Pepsi in his hand. Tom was a Lakewood community catalyst of his own—in addition to his Rotary service he was a Past President of the Lakewood Chamber of Commerce, helped found Lakewood Women in Business, and helped create the Lakewood Community Foundation. Tom’s service will be held Sunday, March 10th at 2pm at the Canterwood Golf Course.
Gayle Selden reported she ran into Jayne Shannon on the way into the meeting. Jayne just found out that she has lung cancer. It is unrelated to her previous cancer. After losing Ed to cancer last year, the Shannon family has had more than their fair share of cancer. Please keep Jayne in your healing thoughts. She is looking forward to celebrating her granddaughter’s wedding in Kentucky this September and told Gayle there was no way she was missing it!
Mary Horn announced the upcoming Wine and Beer Festival April 27th. Connie and Linda had auction forms to hand out to those who had ideas for procurement. Live Auction items are a priority. There is the availability to sell smaller items online. Make sure to invite your friends to come and join us. We will be tasting wine, selling the wine tasted, having an elevated dinner. You can get your tickets here: Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival 2024 (auctria.com)
At the event we’ll have wine sales, hanging flower basket sales (think Mother’s Day gifts), a live auction and a raise the paddle. This plus the sales of our Raffle tickets (Have you sold all yours—might be a good idea to take an hour this week and sell them!). Help fund our Rotary projects for next year by inviting friends, business associates and community members to join us April 27th.
Jan Gee, Chair of the Community Concerns Committee presented Linda Disney, representing STEP with a $1,500 check from Lakewood Rotary for the diaper bank.
The Lakewood Multicultural Coalition has a couple tickets left for their gala. Come join Mary Moss in celebrating our community. Lakewood Multicultural Coalition (lmcc-lakewood.org)
Also, our friends at Clover Park Rotary are hosting Clover Park Rotary Invitational (CPRI) on March 8th. Tickets for this fun event are here https://registrations.dacdb.com/Register/index.cfm?EventID=77721238&NoCaptcha Don’t forget pocket cash for your side bets!
Mary got very excited to jump into a lot of time for the cookie jar. Kris Kaufman gave some money for the 80th Birthday of his first wife, who is still living. It was an odd statement and clarification was needed and we learned his first wife was an arranged marriage. His second he said he arranged. And now we just want more of the story. Is there a third wife? Who arranged the marriage? Was Kris a part of a cult? Hopefully Kris will be a program soon.
Veronica Bronkema paid to recognize Carl’s 60th Birthday and a trip to the Bahamas. Veronica brought Mary a bag of gifts. Carl brought back Covid. Thankfully, he didn’t gift that to Mary.
Bill Potter honored his mother-in-law with cookie bucks for her 90th Birthday and a trip to Tucson. He then immediately offended the women in the room talking about attending a party of women of Rotary age. It was a joke that fell short. Jan Gee said she was taking Bill to a back room with the other swinging singles. I think Jan had the swinging of arms in mind for Bill but one never does know.
Mark Blanchard introduced Joesph Walsh, the new Artistic Director of the Lakewood Playhouse. Mark listed a long list of productions Joe has overseen in his career. From Boston to the UK to Wintergarden, Florida he crafted his director skills and management of the theatre and had to deal with a fair bit of misuse/ misunderstanding of his name.
Joe brought his effervescent energy to our meeting. He talked about his move to the Lakewood Playhouse came in a lot of ways because of the beautiful views surrounding the area. A visit to Steilacoom, the views of the mountains, the weather. But it was the moment he walked into the Lakewood Playhouse theatre that made him feel at home.
Joe had ready Rotary’s mission and tied them all together with the mission of the Lakewood Playhouse. To build community, to provide service to others, to provide connections and to provide a sense of belonging are some of the goals of the theatre. Joe has been working to collaborate with other organizations like the Tacoma Youth Symphony to enhance the theatre and youths experience by bringing youth musicians into productions. Other collaborations with Lakewold Gardens and area businesses are also in the works.
Theater has evolved over time and is continuing to evolve since Covid. It is a unique experience where a group of people sit in a dark room and listen to a story. It’s an intersection of meaningful connections that build community and provide a place of belonging. The whole room was in awe of the presence of Joe and ready to build and support the Lakewood Playhouse.
The Giver is the current production showing and Joe invited us all to see the show for free as a friend of Joe this weekend. I am finishing this bulletin after watching members of the Swinging Singles have the best seat stage side. It was an absolute wonderful production. Let’s get all those seats at Lakewood Playhouse full of Lakewood Rotarians and friends. It is a community gem. I will attest it’s a very good way to spend any extra moments you may have.
For the raffle Joe Quinn pulled white for $5.
Enjoy your extra day this week and make those moments count.
Gayle
Side note: If you’d like to read up on Rotary news and find out about Rotarian generosity for people devastated in Turkey by a most powerful earthquake in almost a century or Champions of Impact or Empowering Women in the Workplace, go to this link:
https://msgfocus.rotary.org/q/12H2XtZxUUWpuIwaHMsW1Z6I/wv
UPCOMING EVENTS:
Tuesday, February 27 at 5:30 pm - Board Meeting at TCGC
Friday, March 1 at noon at TCGC - with Keith Dayton, Gen. (ret), Senior Advisor to Ukraine 2018-2019, Director, George C. Marshall European Center for Security Studies 2019-2021
Friday, March 8 at noon at TCGC - with DL Fowler, author, known as the Lincoln Guy
Thursday, March 14 at 5:30 p.m. - Save the date! Rotary on Tap, location TBA
Friday, March 15 at noon - Club Meeting at TCGC - with Hunter Abell, President, Washington State Bar Association
Friday, March 15 at 6:00 pm – Lakewood Multicultural Center Gala $75 for dinner. Contact Mary Moss for details.
Saturday, April 27th at 5:30 pm – Second Annual Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival and Auction at McGavick Center.
Sidney Minutes February 15, 2024
The Return of Ole and Friends
The Return of Ole and Friends
Greg Rediski
We writers at the Lakewood Key (aka The Lakewood Rotary Bulletin) constantly strive for semi-perfection in our prescribed duty to inform our fellow members. In pursuit of that, an extensive survey was undertaken, to identify areas of the club, and particularly regarding the Bulletin, that we could improve upon. The results came back that President Mary Horn was just dandy, the club was doing fine, but…….the bulletin needed more Swedish jokes. We heard your concern, and will make every effort to rectify this failing, starting now. (Fortunately, the survey said nothing about NEW Swedish jokes, just Swedish jokes…..)
Ole or no Ole, the meeting started at the usual time with the usual president (Queen Mary) calling upon Chris Kimball for the Pledge to the Flag, and Yorleny Clapper gave the thought for the day. This was after Mary substituted “We Are Family” with the official Rotary anthem. Didn’t sound like it should be a Rotary anthem, but it was, I guess. And here I thought our Rotary anthem was “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”. I stand corrected.
Connie Coleman-Lacadie took in the Paul Harris money, right next to the collection of men’s clothing for Springbrook (Rose Stevens) and just before Barb Spriggs who was getting $2.00 for a raffle ticket. Setting up today: Wynn, Terry, Rick, James, and David Swindale. (My initial typing omitted the comma between Rick and James, which would be an entirely different Super Freak kind of thing.) Walt Richardson provided great camera work. Mary Marlin brought Linda ?? (and I hope I got the Linda part right. Stupid hearing aids…), while Becky Newton (also our speaker) was visiting from Clover Park Rotary, where she is the reigning Past-President. Ralph Johnson was our sole Zoomer after Carole dropped off, not counting Mark Blanchard’s computer which was signed on without him (he came in person). Tony Camoroda, Bill Potter, Greg Horn and Tom George were at PETS, while President-elect Carl Bronkema was absent from same due to a nasty COVID-19 setback.
Wendy McGowan announced the death of former Lakewood Rotarian, John Forkenbrock. John was 83, and was a member from 2015 to 2022, and was the former chair of the Sunshine Committee. John had quite a few health issues these last few years, but a brain tumor was the final straw. No service information yet.
Ole was taking Geometry 101 for the third time. The teacher was more than anxious for him to pass the class and gave him just 3 problems. The first two were a challenge, Ole thought, but the third! He was overjoyed. He knew the answer! It was so obvious! Geometry wasn’t so hard after all!
(insert triangle picture)
Paul Harris: Congratulations to Dave Betz, and of course the Paul Harris Foundation, for Dave’s qualifying for and receiving his 5th Paul Harris Award. It was given to him, of course, by Steve Enquist. President Mary asked/requested/ordered anyone with an idea for an auction item to turn it into Connie, Hank Kerns, or Mary. This is for the coming Love the Wine You’re With event.
With little fanfare, Mary announced the five events of the day: Flag of Canada Day, International Childhood Cancer Day, Singles Awareness Day, Susan B Anthony Day, and her favorite, National Gumdrop Day. Because I couldn’t read my own writing, I had to look up one of them, and discovered that these were all YESTERDAY’S proclamations. In reality, February 16 was National Caregiver’s Day, No One Eats Alone Day, National Do a Grouch a Favor Day, National Almond Day, and National Tartar Sauce Day. (Just another example of your Bulletin writers going the extra mile to bring truth to the masses.)
Sven offered to help Ole put on his new siding. With their nail aprons and hammers, they began pounding away and were making good progress. Sven noticed Ole would sometimes take out a nail, look at it, and throw it away. Sven asked, “Hey, Ole, dem nails don’t grow on trees! Vhy are you trowing some avay?” Ole responded, “Vell, some of dese nails ain’t no good. Da head is on da wrong end.” Sven’s eyes went wide and he replied, “Ole, you dope! Dem nails is obviously fer da odder side of da house!!!”
Fines/Gifts/Whatever we’re calling them now:
Bob Zawilski: 33 days at sea from LA to Hawaii to French Polynesia to LA. His fondest memory? “Getting off the ship”. They did visit the Maui devastation and made darned sure they got their money’s worth with the free booze on board. $100
Rick Selden had to steady himself after being exposed to the new landlubber Zawilski’s swaying motion but managed to brag on Ed Selden Floor Covering’s 65th anniversary. Rick was 13 when his dad went for it in an area called Lakewood without much else going on. All these years later, Gayle now runs the show and proved its success by producing $100, to match Ricks’ $100.
Jan Gee went to Arizona to see her sisters and get some sun. She saw her sisters, but rain was the order of most days. Laughlin was profitable, however so…..$20.
Rose Stevens went to Austin, Texas with a delegation that included Angela Connelly and Mary Horn. They visited the 80-acre site there built to help combat the homeless crisis in Austin. The average age of the residents is 55, average age of death, 60. Homelessness is a hard life. Steve O’Ban will be giving a program on this in a few weeks. I think Rose offered up $60, while Mary promised to match it. Maybe.
Jim Sharp is finally an empty nester. Even better, his two grandkids are signed up for the Dolly Parton Imagination Library! I assume Jim continued his amazing streak of generosity.
Program:
Past President and Mayor of Lakewood Jason Whalen introduced Becky Newton, a Northwest native who has been serving as the Economic Development Manager in Lakewood. There are about 4700 business operating here, about 2800 located in the city limits. About 31,000 people are employed by businesses/entities in Lakewood, about 300 less than pre-Covid. Taxable retail sales in 2018: $10M. In 2023: $14M. Lakewood is getting stronger at attracting business activity. The City has built a website (https://buildyourbetterhere.com/) which serves to market Lakewood’s business-friendly stance. She mentioned some key areas of development:
A 400 unit housing development downtown; a 245 unit multifamily, rent restricted development at Lakewood Station and 50 Townhomes, along with Springhills Suites; Woodbrook Business Park, with hundreds of thousands of square feet; development in the International District totaling 258,000 square feet; a 76 unit apartment complex in Springbook along with 135,000 feet of warehouse space and development of the gravel pit; multiple changes to Tillicum; and an $800 million building project at Western State Hospital (a new 350 bed hospital, administration building).
The City is exploring how to fix the “missing middle” housing problem. JBLM has a $15B impact locally. The poverty rate here is down, to 12.7%, with our median age dropping slightly to just under 36. Questions included the Classy Chassis closing (plans to get permitting after the fire have yet to be received); the dearth of grocery store variety (wishing and hoping); and what to do about the over-saturation of group homes in Lakewood (200 or so; concerns about adequate care being offered for seniors in all these facilities).
In closing, Becky promoted the very fun event coming from Clover Park Rotary on March 18th at the McGavick Center: CPRI (Clover Park Invitational). Tickets are $140 (includes dinner), with opportunities for $50 to $1000 prizes, and a guaranteed good time. Register at:
https://dacdb.com/calendar/event.cfm?EventID=77721238&calclubID=61
Also: their golf tournament is scheduled for August 10.
And with that: Ron Irwin managed to have the winning ticket of #8838. Sadly (for Ron), it was only worth $5 (ironically, the same amount that the fine named for him is), not $300+. Better luck next time.
A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Swede joke. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, ``He's Swedish.'' Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' The bartender finished, ``Now think about whether you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.''
The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times.''
(Insert Swedish swing pic here)
A Swedish Swing
But wait! There’s more!
Don’t forget to remember the District Conference on May 2, 3 and 4 in Semiahmoo, at the resort near Blaine, Washington. Fabulous place, great entertainment and speakers set up. And it’s only a car ride away! While Canada can be fun, I recently ran into a story in the Lakewood Key about the trip to Victoria in 2006:
I picked up Bob and Marilyn Zawilski at 5 am, only to discover that I was missing a headlight. Not good, given my difficulty with seeing much of anything in the dark. Of course, I didn’t reveal this detail of diminished vision until we were on our way. We then picked up Joel and Donna Feldman, and Florence Covey and were off. It was a driving rainstorm (did I mention it was 5 a.m.??), with one headlight and not too fun. But doable. Then, about Silverdale, the rain changed to a blinding snowstorm, and the road was soon covered with the white stuff. This didn’t bother those in the back so much, as they were happily engaged in conversation. But I could see that co-pilot Bob Z was not quite as comfortable. Perhaps it was hitting those little lane dividers a few times that prompted him to say that he was available to spell me behind the wheel if I was tired. Of course, I wasn’t tired. I just couldn’t see. But why let that stand in the way of a beautiful morning drive! We emerged from the storm unscathed entering the banana belt known as Sequim. There, an observant State Patrolman noticed our one-eyed car, made a U-turn, and pulled us over. Fortunately, he was just making sure we knew we were one headlight short of a matched set, and we managed to get to the ferry on time. But then…..about half way to Victoria, the swells became rather large and the boat movement became quite severe. Then the ship’s captain made a rapid turn, which was certainly different from previous trips. Definitely different. As the turn reached about 60 degrees, the ferry was hit with whatever, causing it to jolt severely. All the chairs in the ferry moved 6’ or more towards the opposite side from where we were, followed by luggage sliding swiftly along, accompanied by some pointed shrieks. I don’t think they were shrieks of delight. At least mine wasn’t. But no lifeboats, no injuries, no one fell overboard, and we made it. We learned a valuable lesson, however: Never should the Rotary President, President-elect and the upcoming President-elect travel together like that, inviting a catastrophic leadership void in Lakewood Rotary.
A Good Neighbor
A GOOD NEIGHBOR
THE LAKEWOOD KEY for February 9, 2024
By Joe Quinn
President Mary Horn (PM) did it again! She ran the meeting backwards, by allowing our Program Speaker to go first at 12:30 p.m. That is the second time in the last few weeks that she has done that! But it was worth it. Actually, the meeting started as usual with a breathless invocation by Clint Johnson, inspired by Valentine’s Day and including a touching poem by President Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, Clint ran all the way from the far parking lot. Our Pledge of Allegiance was led by Mark Edgecomb.
City Manager John Caulfield took the podium to introduce Lt. General Xavier Brunson, the highest-ranking officer at Joint Base Lewis McChord (JBLM), who also serves as the Commandant of I Corps, one of the largest segments of the United States Army. Since John is the Lakewood City Manager, Rotary has all kinds of graphics that might embarrass him. The video screen showed a picture of John (looked like a deep fake made by AI) with a long-stemmed red rose in his mouth, surrounded by hearts. PM interrupted his intro of General Brunson, to point out the video and levy a fine. Never to be caught unawares, John said she could have whatever money he had in his wallet or $100. Her choice. She chose safely and took the $100 bill. (There was a prior LR President who would have said, “No, I am like the IRS—you are ordered to pay all of the contents of your wallet, or $100, whichever is greater.”)
THE PROGRAM:
You may have expected our Speaker to give us a detailed report on what is happening lately at JBLM. Instead, he took a different tack. But first, he showed his sense of humor and demonstrated that a modern general in the U.S. Army can have a ton of charisma! His first comment: “All I have in my pocket is Chapstick.” He also said we should get a copy of the Lincoln poem, as it embodied the love for America that Rotarians seem to have, in that it was aspirational. Lincoln showed he had hope, during some of the darkest days of the American experiment with democracy.
General Brunson showed he is well aware of Lakewood Rotary initiatives, when he made reference to the Dolly Parton book program and how great it is that the program places books in the homes of young children.
Although General Brunson’s talk did highlight many facts about JBLM and his role as commander of one of the (only) four corps in the U.S. Army, as he kept speaking he returned often to this theme: The U.S. military member, their families, and all those connected to JBLM truly appreciate their connection to the community, and that community’s support of them and their mission—to preserve our freedom and national security. That was basically his theme. You might liken it to a certain insurance jingle: “Like a good neighbor, JBLM is there!” In his remarks, General Brunson stressed repeatedly that, as a personal matter—and he speaks for many—he really appreciates groups like Rotary and other community members who are there in many ways for the people of JBLM, the largest joint base in the nation, which hosts not only I Corps but also the USAF’s 62nd Airlift Wing.
Oh, sure, he did talk about the concept of integrated deterrence and said, “We go where we are needed.” He mentioned that this corps deals in a military sense with four treaties—those between the U.S. and Japan, Australia, South Korea, and the Philippines. JBLM also touches upon or deals directly with 16 municipalities in this region, so good relations exist there too. He noted that only 30% of the military members reside on the base, so the other 70% really do need the surrounding cities and Pierce County (and Thurston County too, for sure) to provide housing and community connection to that 70%. General Brunson “our biggest job” is to take care of our families connected to JBLM. But he stressed that the surrounding communities are so important to handle those chores. He said again: “Don’t stop doing what you are doing. We really appreciate it.”
He said there are 40,000 military in his corps’ command. But there are a lot more people affected when you consider families and contractors. I think he said there are more like 160,000 persons under the JBLM and corps umbrella. Again, he said, “They all need you.” With that thought resonating around the room, General Brunson had to take his leave without taking questions. I am sure you wanted to ask, for example, why do call a three-star general “Lieutenant General”, when a two-star general is referred to as “Major General”. It defies logic but that is the U.S. military for you.
I also had a comment and request for him. Did you know that three times a day, JBLM plays loud recordings of patriotic music for all of us to hear: At exactly 7:00 a.m. you can hear Reveille, at 4:30 it is the National Anthem (the Star Spangled Banner) and at 10:00 p.m. they play Taps. I wanted to request that they get a new recording of Taps, because it is pretty bad. Maybe they could ask LR Rotarian Morris Northcutt to record a simple trumpet version, which would knock your socks off. Seriously, though, it is sure to make you feel patriotic when you hear those tunes blasting from across the street (I-5). So, as he said, keep doing what you are doing!
We felt like ending this bull right there, like we usually do after the Program summary, but that darn PM switched things around again!
In no particular order, PM recognized all those who helped in this mishmash of a meeting:
Linda Disney staffed the RI Foundation desk, where she collected $420.
The Sergeant at Arms was Mark Edgecomb, who also manned the raffle table.
The Family Dream Team (SetupComm) consists of Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa and Chief Rob Erb.
The Puffins were forced to stand up by PM. The photographer today was Walt Richardson and Joe Quinn wrote this tome. PM also recognized Zoomers Ralph Johnson, Carole Wier, John Magnuson and Debbie McVicker.
Guests were introduced, including Jenny Weinand, wife of Jim Weinand. Liz Irwin, spouse of Ron Irwin, rose up and told a quick story of how she and Ron met. Suffice it to say that Ron was so persistent in his pursuit of Liz that you might call him The Stalker. Joel Vranna introduced David Gregg, a retired USAF member who probably has time on his hands.
Gael Whalen was called forward to trade her red badge in for a blue one. Oh, yes, and to pay $5.Speaking of funds, Greg Rediske was minding the cookie jar. David Swindale offered up a fine of $20 just for showing up here instead of on Zoom from Hawaii. Tom George donated $40 for his 41st wedding anniversary, saying he was saving a dollar for next year!
At some point, Wendy McGowan gave the Sunshine Report. Gordy Quick is undergoing chemo for prostate cancer and is in the hospital. Call him. Charles Alexander, a former Clover Park School District Superintendent and LR Rotarian passed away, but no service yet announced. Condolences to Mary Moss whose daughter passed away recently; no service is planned.
Our meeting started as set out above, but we now heard from Tony Camoroda – the District Governor Nominee—and from Bill Potter, our Assistant Governor for local clubs. Tony said the 18 Pierce County clubs met recently and shared ideas. Change is coming, such as renaming PETS, which has always been the acronym of the President-Elects Training Seminar. So now it is going to be called PELT!? Seriously. I guess that stands for President-Elects Leadership Training. He also said RI is planning to settle on one permanent “logo”, which I thought we called the motto, which is changed every year by the incoming RI President. I guess that confuses strangers so a permanent motto is in order. How about “Service Above Self?” Tony also mentioned the Rotary Magazine, which is published monthly and could be used to educate the public about Rotary. How about bringing a copy (after you have read it cover to cover, of course) to a meeting and giving to our guests or even the Speaker.
Bill Potter spoke about the value of inter-club events like the Tacoma Rainiers game with tailgate party last year. He called for a show of hands for an Imagine Monet event at the Tacoma Armory (like the recent Van Gogh event) and a lot of hands went up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Jason Whalen led off the announcements about the April 27 Wine and Beer Festival. Be there from 5:30 to 10:00 pm at the McGavick. The goal is 350 guests. The live auction will only consist of 10-12 “experiences” so come up with ideas. Jason said he and Gael would again donate the visit to Seabrook. But we need sponsors too, as $30,000 in sponsorships would help a lot with the overhead. Connie Coleman-Lacadie and Hank Kerns then came forward to explain the Buy it Now button during the online auction. Not really an auction in the conventional sense, this button enables you to buy tickets for items like the popular Dinner and a Movie that the Enquists have championed several times. See the web site for the auction. There will also again be a charcuterie; I believe the Partners have led that effort in the past.
Rose Stevens came forward to tell us about the mobile clinic project in the vicinity of Kherson, Ukraine. This idea saves lives! Rose also said the Springbrook Connections needs men’s clothing, particularly in the large sizes. Wow, that is perfect for all of us slightly overweight LR men.
Eric Warn said last call for the February 17th Lakewood Lions Crab Feed Call now.
PM said something about a LR flower sale for flowers to be delivered on May 10th in time for Mother’s Day. She also asked who might be willing to do a local beach cleanup—a family opportunity. April 22nd is Earth Day. Marisa Terry, a student who we sponsored for education in Scotland, is a part of South Sound Surfrider, which apparently does this once a month.
Mary Moss mentioned the Lakewood Multicultural Coalition (LMCC), which is sponsoring a music/dance/dessert dash event on March 15th at the McGavick, would love to see us there. Contact Mary—the President/CEO of the LMCC—at 253 984-6405.
Near the end of our time together, PM called for breakout sessions at each table to brainstorm for ideas about procurement for the April 27th Lakewood Rotary Wine and Beer Festival. Our table came up with a repeat offering of the American Lake Boat Tour. We already have the boat and captain in Joel Vranna. Last year that sold twice, raising $5000. One member also suggested an outing to Top Golf near Renton, This could be a Buy it Now button item; groups of six can rent a space there for an hour or more to play games and share food and drink. Send your ideas to Connie Coleman-Lacadie.
The raffle was won by Dwight Williams for a lofty $5.
CORRECTION: Apparently, the bulletin Editor/Publisher Greg Horn wishes to include the correct phone number for Gordy Quick who would love to hear from you. The right number is (702) 544-2798. I think it was Mark Edgecomb who said, “Reportedly, Dr. Smith really appreciated your thoughtful calls, but you have the wrong number!” PM made sure that husband Greg paid a fine for that.
Friday's Meeting was a Real Kick!
Piglet: “How do you spell love?”
Pooh: “You don’t spell it. You feel it.”
If you are wondering what this conversation has to do with today’s meeting, read on. The words of Christopher Robin, Piglet, Winnie the Pooh, and Eeyore became my favorite storybook characters as a young child. I still remember Piglet’s words: “A day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my favorite day.”
At 12:25 on this day I heard a familiar prelude. For sure it was “We are family” by Sister Sledge. Instinct told me Mother Mary was edging toward the “dinner bell.”
Right off, the president acknowledged that the outline for today’s meeting was to be a bit cockeyed, as our speaker was planning “a fast getaway”. However, the president insisted that Philip Lindholm give the invocation. Brand new Rotarian from Puyallup South Hill Rotary Dean Romero-Mewharter led us in the flag salute.
Peter Marsh then snatched the mike and introduced Hugh Weber who was first on the agenda, not last as usual. He is President of Business Operations for the Seattle Sounders. Peter said that Hugh graduated from Bellarmine Prep, followed by University of Puget Sound. He said that Mr. Weber had run sports teams, across the country, for more than 27 years. He has four grown children.
Wikipedia: Longacres in Renton
After several years of losses due to increasing gambling and entertainment competition, the property was sold to Boeing in 1990. Boeing allowed the track to operate for two more years after the sale until the end of the 1992 season; the company demolished its structures in 1995. Boeing eventually built a new headquarters for its Commercial Airplanes division on the property along with a customer-training center; however, the company vacated the property and sold it in 2021 to Unico Partners. Seattle Sounders FC, in partnership with Unico, plans to renovate the site for use as a training facility; it is projected to open in January 2024.
Hugh enlightened us with a plethora of sports facts. At this time, he is involved in the $2 billion development of a sports center in the Renton area. The focus of the center will be soccer as it is a worldwide, growing sport. It is the one sport played in many, many countries, unlike football, baseball or basketball. Soccer has moved from a local, family-oriented, sport to one that is now being run by “big corporate”.
The new center will host the 26th World Cup in 2026 and Seattle will be one of the host cities. The event will become another legacy to Seattle and surrounding communities as did the 1962 World’s Fair “Gateway to the Future”. The center’s focus and field is initially aimed at sports (large enough for football), but it is being planned as a future music venue as well. Sports training has begun at designated sites around the Pacific Northwest.
Hugh went on to speak about revenue, saying ticket sales reap the greatest reward, being the number one contributor to the bottom line.
Mr. Weber then touched upon a subject that got everyone’s attention: Pay Equity. It is a very hot topic today with players like female Megan Rapino and male Lionel Messi in the forefront of the soccer world.
The club members gave a raucous applause, enjoying the fact-filled half hour and would like Hugh Weber to return during or after the upcoming 2026 World Cup event.
Mother Mary called on Bob Martin to give the “Rotary Moment”. Bob’s words set the tone for the entire meeting (thus, my references to Winnie the Pooh). He spoke, not of his life and career in municipal government, but of his recent kidney surgery where the doctors removed “a plug” from his kidney about the size of a wine cork. But, what is more revealing, Bob spoke of his love of Rotary, enumerating a long list of members of our club who contacted him during his recovery. His words: “Rotarians are Something Special.” Thanks Bob.
Now, down to business! President Mary introduced the Rotarians that made today’s meeting possible: Debbie McVicker worked the Paul Harris desk, Leon Titus oversaw the $2.00 table, the Dream Team (Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa, Rob Erb, and Scott Baird) worked diligently. Scott also served as the greeter today and for that he finished the list of duties to earn his “blue badge”. Walt Richardson operated his trusty camera and “yours truly” scribbled away to gather all the tidbits for this bulletin.
I noticed a handful of Zoomers: Carole Wier, John Magnuson, Shiru Osundwa, and Scott Buser. Our Puffin cadre stood to applause and Mary Marlin introduced her guest, Linda Griffin.
Shelby Bell, Suzanne Johnson and Dean Romero-Mewharder were introduced as Visiting Rotarians from Puyallup South Hill Rotary.
Mother Mary called me to the microphone to give the Sunshine Report. I informed everyone that a service for Charles Alexander had yet to be announced and that there would be no memorial for Mary Moss’ daughter, but, as Eeyore said, “A little consideration for others, makes all the difference”. Greg Rediske handed me a typed note about our longtime member, Gordy Quick. Here is what it said, “Gordy has been in the hospital since yesterday and is getting a shunt put in today at 1:00 p.m. His liver has been affected by the chemo, and bile has stopped flowing. The shunt will hopefully “send it to the right place”. He may be out of the hospital tomorrow. The chemo has slowed the cancer. The doctors discovered a hole in one hip, that may or may not be contributing to Gordy’s severe back pain. He still enjoys phone calls, so please do so.” 702-5454-2798.
Greg Rediske, best secretary bar-none, announced partner anniversaries and Rotary anniversaries, yet most fun of the day was Joe Quinn’s “sing-a-long” game. Joe’s great voice belted out bits of popular rock n’ roll songs and those members with February birthdays who had been called to the podium, one by one had to “sing” the next phase of the song. Mick Jagger, Janis Joplin, or Bob Dylan they “ain’t!”
Some Cookie Jar Collections:
Joe Quinn: $20 for son, Eric, actually showing up for the meeting.
Eric Quinn: $60 for “a working vacation” in Vegas.
Mary Marlin: $50 for her birthday (she did acknowledge she’s not 50).
Greg Rediske: $30 for some CDs (Phillip Lindholm gave Greg some CDs of his band but wouldn’t accept any money, so Greg made a contribution to Lakewood Rotary).
Debbie McVicker: for the wrongful spelling of Amelia’s name (our exchange student) name on Lakeside Stroll’s magazine cover.
Greg Horn: $50 for “the H___ of it!”
Raffle Drawing: $250 in the pot. Linda Disney drew a white chip.
“If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.” Winnie the Pooh.
A personal aside: About 20 years ago, I visited my youngest daughter, Megan, in London where she was living and working for C.S. Firstt Boston (a bank). During the day, while Megan was working, I toured London by myself. One day I wandered into the Victoria and Albert Museum. A young woman came up to me and asked if she could assist me in any way. She asked what I’d like to see. I said, “Art”. She said, “Follow me.” On our way to a floor or two above the main entrance, she asked if I knew anything about “Winnie the Pooh”. She was taken aback at my obvious enthusiasm, but pleased to take me the the original drawings of E.H. Shepard when I revealed they were my favorite characters as a child. She led me to a room, asked me to sit down, then she began bringing out the most wonderful drawings, one after another, after another. I left the V and A feeling that “Today is my new favorite day.”
Upcoming events
February 3rd: Caring for Kids “Happy Hearts Auction
February 17th: Lakewood Lions Crab Feed
April 27th; Lakewood Rotary “Beer and Wine Festival and Flower Sale
How to be Prepared for an Unexpected Passing
How to be Prepared for an Unexpected Passing
Paula T. Olson
It was the last Friday of the month and pot roast was on the menu. President Mary rang the dinner bell exactly at 12:30 pm. Scott Buser gave a heartfelt invocation talking about some of the Founding Fathers and history of Lakewood Rotary and expressed our gratitude of their leadership. The Pledge of Allegiance was led by the cutest future Rotarian, Asa Horn, grandson of PM. Other meeting set up crew included James Guerrero at the Paul Harris table, Linda Disney as the $2.00 table/Sargent at Arms, Family Dream Team included Scott Baird, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa and Rob Erb. John aka “J. Lo” Lowney tended the Cookie Jar, Walt Richardson worked the camera and Paula Olson frantically took notes for the bulletin.
PM had the Puffins stand to be recognized and they are a fine looking bunch of new members. Guests included Asa Horn, Linda Goodwin, Jennie Weinand, Mark Silva, Bri Cooper, Ellen Mazoff, Kris Quinn and Exchange Student Amelia. John Lowney introduced his daughter Shelly Mills and her husband, Vern Mills. Amelia gave us a nice little report on her first semester here in her adopted country and all seems to be going well for her. Sally Saunders took her next step in ascending to Rotary royalty by being awarded her blue badge right after she coughed up $5.00. Wendy McGowan reported that Bob Martin is back!
Barb Spriggs talked about joining the Next Step Mentorship program with the tutelage of Steve and Ann Enquist who have put together notebooks with fancy tabs (Steve’s contribution). These notebooks give a complete run down on how to be a mentor to a high school student preparing for college applications. Noting that some applicants were light on community service, Barb is working with a Harrison Prep counselor to start the first Interact Club at the school. Any young person between the ages of 12 and 18 years can be a member with the intent to focus on community service. This is pretty exciting and we’re anxious to hear how it goes and what the membership can do to support it.
By the time you read this, you’ll have missed the celebrations for Friday, January 26th and there were some special ones: National Spouses Day, National Peanut Brittle Day, National Fun at Work Day, National Big Wig Day, and National Green Juice Day. Too bad PM didn’t tell us.
PM reminded us that Bob Lordahl’s memorial was at 2:00 pm at the Little Church on the Prairie after the meeting. Ray George’s memorial is on January 27th at 11:00 am at Sunset Bible Church. Also passing was Charles Alexander, a past Clover Park Superintendent and Rotarian but his service has not been announced. Anne Enquist talked a bit about the Speaker Program Committee and urged us all to help with getting speakers by making the connection between the committee and a proposed speaker. Give any ideas for speakers to a committee member. On February 9th, we are having Lt. General Brunson who runs JBLM speak. Be sure and come to a very interesting and special presentation.
Steve Enquist brought up Don Anderson to award him a Paul Harris Major Donor, having contributed an amazing $10,000 to the Paul Harris Foundation. Don got a nice crystal thing and two pins. Joe Quinn reminded everyone to take the Youth Protection test. Some people, like Greg Rediske didn’t have to watch the 30 minute video before the test and still get 100%. PM reported that she did it too but wouldn’t disclose her score, only that she passed. PM asked AG Bill Potter to give his announcement and he really didn’t have much to say. Has he ever had much to say? I don’t know, but keep reading and you’ll find out what he came up with later in the meeting.
John Lowney talked about the upcoming World Affairs Seminer in Waukosha, Wisconsin between June 22 and 28th. The topic is Democracy and Governance: Evolving Global Perspectives. Any high school junior or senior is eligible to apply. Priority will be given to a child or grandchild of a Lakewood Rotarian. We pay all expenses. Early Bird registrations end the end of February and saves us a couple of dollars so get those applications to John for the committee’s consideration. Eric Warn said that if we want to keep him out of WSH, we’d better sign up for the Lion’s Club Crab Feed on February 17th. Tickets on line.
If I had gotten my act together sooner, you could have celebrated National Chocolate Cake Day, National Seed Swap Day and National Fruitcake Toss Day on January 27th. Sorry but I don’t go near the computer on Saturdays.
PM’s favorite time of the meeting finally came – Cookie Jar donations. Jim Weinand was first up giving some cash for a two month long vaca in Hawaii. Steve Saalfield reported that his daughter was in Italy having a great time and he’ll kick in some cash as a proud but jealous dad. Barlow Buescher forgot to bring food for the Little Pantry so he’ll contribute $50. Steve said the need out there was great. He refills them every week or more often and they are empty. Scott Buser kicked in a whopping $50 to fill those pantries! Gayle Selden shared a memory recalled by sitting next to Asa Horn. She remembered as a young girl attending a Rotary meeting with her dad when her grandfather was president. It was a special time for her and look how she turned out! Donna Phillips reported for Andy that they went to Mazatlan with Andy’s tennis group and they stayed an extra week. The group is now setting up tennis matches in Japan. We all sang Happy Birthday to Donna and Andy will cover both reasons to donate.
AG Bill Potter finally remembered something to say – his birthday. According to him, it was not reported at the birthday meeting and he wanted everyone to know a) he had a birthday, b) it was a good one, and c) he has great kids who celebrated with him so he donated $100. PM announced that the District Conference is being held at Semiahmoo in May 2 – 4th this year. It has a lot of fun stuff to do, like salsa making, wine tasting, golf tournament, mixology class and indoor and outdoor games. Book early because this one is gonna fill up.
And then came the program. Steve Mazoff introduced Sally Saunders, surviving spouse of Larry Saunders, a former Lakewood Police Chief. Steve told the story about both Sally and Larry were military brats and met in Okinawa. As a married couple, they traveled all over the world. Larry retired from the military in 1998 but returned to do a tour of duty in Iraq. Sally is a member of the Lions Club and now an official Rotarian. She is an RN and a great diagnostician She has been very involved in the Lakewood community since she and Larry moved here many years ago. They helped bring back to life the Springbrook Gardens, Partners for Parks and the H Barn, Habitat for Humanity to name a few.
Sally spoke about how to prepare for the sudden unexpected death of a loved one and she spoke from experience. Larry passed away suddenly even though he had physicals every year giving him high grades for health. Sally thought her life in the military had prepared her for this possibility and spoke of the Doomsday List, a list of what you should have to be ready for this experience. Sally said it’s so much easier to have this kind of information in advance.
Sally shared what she called her mistakes, what she didn’t do right. She and Larry shared both personal and business bank accounts so the bank was helpful to her. But the credit card company was something entirely different. She called the credit card company to find out what bills were due and how much they were on their joint credit card account. She started crying under the stress and the credit card person asked her if she was okay. Sally said her husband had just died and she was upset. Since Larry was the primary account holder, the credit card person said all the accounts are now shut down. Sally couldn’t have any information from them or any access to them. Nothing Sally said weakened their resolve to help her have any information about the account. Sally called her daughter who called management and a high ranking officer in the company called Sally and sorted it all out.
Sally went back to discussing the Doomsday List which is a list of persons to contact, any accounts, like bank, investment, or savings, and passwords, a very important item for computer access to accounts. Since Larry was in the military, Sally was assigned a person who helped her walk through everything she had to do. Don’t forget to ask about that service if a deceased loved one was in the military. Sally said to discuss in advance how you want your funeral or memorial services, buried or cremated, what to do with the ashes, where and how to be buried. She got together with their children and they put Larry in three different spots that were meaningful to him and the family.
Because Larry was a public figure, various organizations helped her organize his service so that she really didn’t have to do much. Her daughter worked with them in Sally’s stead. Sally said she knew she was fortunate to have people around her to do this as she would have found it hard to deal with.
She talked about different assets, like cars. Are they in both of your names so you can take over without having to go to probate to take ownership? Be sure and have a will and consider a trust to avoid probate. The Social Security office in Puyallup is much better than the Tacoma one so go there if you have to deal with Social Security. Have a better filing system than Larry kept. It was one time she yelled at him as she tried to find a document that was not where it was supposed to be.
When it was time for questions, you all know what happened. Half of the lawyer in the room stood up to put in their $.02. Veterans do have special rights so check to see what your loved one might have. Attach a document that distributes personal items to your will that you can change easier than your will. Keep the Doomsday List current. And beware of scammers. Have a family password so that if a scammer calls and says a loved one needs help or pretends to be a loved one, ask about the password. If the person can’t say it, you know it’s a scam.
Thank you, Sally, for a difficult and always important topic and for sharing your experience of dealing with Larry’s sudden passing. We all miss him still.
Looking ahead this week, you’ve still got time to honor National Gift of the Ladybug Day, National Blueberry Pancake Day and National Kazoo Day on the 28th. January 29th, you’ve got National Bubble Wrap Day, National Puzzle Day, and National Corn Chip Day. But here’s the most important of all: National Plan for Vacation Day on Tuesday, January 30th. Do it!!! And the last day of the month, you’ve got National Hot Chocolate Day, National Inspire Your Heart with Art Day, and National Backward Day. I wanna hear about all your celebrations!!
You know who won the raffle. Okay, it’s the one that wins it about 85% of the time. Frankly, there’s not much point in buying a raffle ticket as this person always wins. Now the kicker is she doesn’t always get the pot. Sometimes like Friday, she gets the white token and $5.00. Yep, I’m talking about Mary Marlin. And you can’t say it was rigged this time as Asa was the ticket picker outer and he couldn’t be bought.
Upcoming Events:
Friday, February 2 at noon - Club meeting at TCGC - with Hugh Weber, Seattle Sounders
Friday, February 2 at 5:30 pm - Canterwood Golf Club 14th Annual Star Awards presented by the Gig Harbor Rotary Clubs. $65 Register here.
Caring for Kids Happy Hearts Auction – February 3rd
Friday, February 9 at noon - Club meeting at TCGC - with Lt. General Xavier T. Brunson, Commanding General, I Corps JBLM
Thursday, February 8 at 5:30 pm - Rotary on Tap - Save the date and watch for the details.
Lions Crab Feed – February 17th
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Connie Coleman-Lacadie greeted all who arrived at the Friday, January 19th meeting of the Rotary Club of Lakewood. She also manned the Paul Harris desk. Barlow Buescher shared a smile at the Raffle desk. Teresa gladly collected your money for lunch. Don Daniels was slinging merch and reminding us to sell our raffle tickets. New year’s smiles abounded the room. The buffet line led to a difficult decision about which soup to choose: turkey noodle or cheeseburger. The turkey noodle sent this scribe back for seconds.
President Mary Horn called the meeting to order and asked Barlow Buescher to share a thought with us. It was so good that I grabbed my pen to make notes. Paraphrasing the end, “We have one life. What are you doing to live it to your potential?” The room was full of silent reflection. Barlow has a gifted way with words, and I appreciate every time he shares that gift with us. Hank Kerns led those of us in the room to the flag salute. Apologies to the Zoomers, the mic was nowhere near the table, but we figured you could all follow along.
Our lone visiting Rotarian from Tacoma Sunrise was Ashley Taulbee, our speaker.
Mary asked all current Board members or Committee members to stand, and she thanked them for their hard work and reminded us a lot happens behind the scenes to make Rotary go. Right now, some bylaw reviews are happening and soon we’ll have a meeting where committees will report their work.
Barlow announced that the Little Free Pantries could use some food so please be generous next week (money and food accepted). Mary and Greg stocked last week, and they had ladies waiting for the bread and other items that were placed in the pantry. The Pantry on Steilacoom Blvd near the old Albertsons/new Safeway in front of Pierce College housing is often in shambles. He asked for volunteers to stop by and make sure it’s clean and debris-free. Jim Sharp immediately volunteered for the task. But if you are near stop by and make sure it looks good.
Don Daniels reminded us about the raffle tickets we were selling to our friends who would love to donate to Lakewood Rotary. $25 gives you the opportunity to get $5,000. The raffle will be drawn at the Lakewood Rotary Wine Festival April 27th. Don needs some help collecting money and handing out tickets at the meeting. Please contact him at 253-370-0583 or ddaniels6@comcast.net.
Don also reminded all that Lakewood Rotary Garments were available to purchase and were being blown out for $35 each. Limited Sizes available. See him and get your merch on. Once we sell this batch, we can work on getting some more.
John Lowney then offered up $5 to hear the sunshine report. And sadly, there was a lot. Bob Lordahl’s service will be Friday, Jan 26th at the Little Church on the Prairie at 2:00 p.m. Former member Ray George passed away and his memorial is Jan 27th at Sunset Bible Church. Wendy had cards for us to sign to send to the family as Ray was a long-time giver to Lakewood Rotary and the community. Former member and past Clover Park School District Superintendent Charles Alexander passed away at age 91 on January 4th, services are yet to be scheduled. Mary Moss lost her daughter to a heart attack. Mary’s heart is broken, and we are encouraged to surround her in love.
On a better note, Bob Martin’s kidney surgery went well, and he is home recovering. Rick Selden also had minor knee surgery and is doing well—he missed the meeting because he was not allowed to shower until Saturday. He certainly puts others before himself, thank goodness.
President Mary Horn then put Gayle Selden in the hot seat for a very cold trip to Dallas, Texas. Sharing of her success in wrapping her friend’s hose bibs to prepare for the freeze. Thankfully no power grid loss occurred this winter.
Gayle also reminded everyone that exchange student Amelia is staying at Troy and Stephanie Wilcox’s. She just tried snowboarding for the first time with Clayton DeNault and loved it. Amelia loves to thrift shop, grocery shop and eat spicey foods. A recent trip to Gateway to India and a four-star entree order was not hot enough for Amelia. Text her at 253-951-4410 and get a visit in! Time is running short!
Don Daniels paid a fine for Lisa’s gambling prowess in Reno. Don enjoys going along for the ride with her. Lisa’s success was not revealed but Don paid $20 for Reno so it must’ve been something good.
Sally Saunders reminded us to buy tickets for the Lions Crab Feed February 17th. Crab (or Chicken), a band and dancing await. Please buy your tickets right away as they need to have caterer numbers real soon. Lakewood First Lions Club - Lions e-Clubhouse will give you directions to pay. There are always a couple tables of Rotarians in attendance.
Other community events include Steilacoom Kiwanis Wine Festival (the club who helped us with our event) on January 26th, The Caring for Kids Auction on February 2nd, The Gig Harbor Rotary Clubs Star Awards on February 2nd, Clover Park Rotary’s Capri Event March 8th and The Lakewood Multicultural Coalition Gala on March 15th.
This is often referred to as Auction season. You can dress up and head to the McGavick center for an event every weekend! We have so many great organizations doing amazing things. Please support our friends in other service clubs by attending their events. It’s a good community builder and then they have no chance to say no when you ask them to our Wine Festival in April! This scribe is particularly fond of the Multicultural Coalition Gala as our own Mary Moss created the group and started this event. It would be a great way to surround her in love by filling all those seats around her.
Jason Whalen was asked to elaborate on the Wine Festival for the Steilacoom Kiwanis (which he will be attending) and decided to fess up about daughter Alison’s commitment to Boise State University. Alison earned a 4-year full ride scholarship where she will be able to continue running in Division 1! Jason was shamed when he offered $20, as he is saving four years of out-of-state tuition which is well north of 100K. He upped to $50. (Let’s see. $50 divided by $100,000 = .0005%. What a deal!)
Yorleny Clapper wanted to thank Ron Banner and the Clover Park Schools for introducing an after school Spanish speaking program in the district.
Jan Gee paid $20 for a visit to Ithica, NY (to visit grandkids??) in which her return trip took 16 hours due to inclement weather.
Barlow paid a fine in honor of the program and told us of a foster dog that has now found his forever home with he and Karen.
Chris Kimball paid a fine to celebrate his new 200 hp Yamaha V-Max motorcycle that can go 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, with a top speed of 170 mph. Valuable time saver when trying to race to get a milkshake or that extra sugary Frappuccino at Starbucks.
Rose Stevens introduced our speaker Ashley Taulbee, Chief Philanthropist Officer from the Human Society of Tacoma – Pierce County. Ashley began her speech by thanking Bob Zawilski for serving on the Humane Society board for many years. She then asked how many pet owners were in the meeting most hands were raised in affirmation.
The Humane Society of Pierce County was started in 1888 after a logger was found picking on a bear. (Actually, he was kicking it in downtown Tacoma.)That bear and another were fostered and cared for and soon a larger shelter for animals was born. The Pierce County Humane society is an open-admission shelter which means they can accept animals in from the public. It is the largest animal shelter in the state and is not affiliated with another organization or national group.
The Humaen Society does adoptions, reunites pets and owners, provides low cost spay and neuter, vaccine clinics and has a pet food and supply pantry for community members who need help. It has a volunteer network of foster volunteers to house animals until they find their new home.
Did you find a dog and it looks lost? Here are some suggestions of what to do. First tell the dog to go home and follow it to see if they make it there. Use Facebook to post found pets—there are groups called Lost pets or neighborhood groups that may help you find the owner quickly. Scans for microchips can be completed at veterinarian office or Petco or PetSmart. You can file a lost pet report with the Humane Society. On the website you can create an appointment to drop off the pet if it is unclaimed. Usually, a pet is not far away from its home so starting in your neighborhood is the best way to help as it saves shelter space for animals without homes.
They are working on programs to help with what they call neighborhood cats to get them spayed or neutered. If you see a cat with a clipped ear—it has been fixed. Left ear clipped indicates it is a male, right ear clipped a female because females are always right. Just like Bob Barker they are working to control the pet population any way they can. ?????????
Soon the Humane Society will be starting a capital campaign to replace the shelter. They are hoping for sunshine to hit the kennels. They hope that potty and sleeping areas will be separated. They want the shelter to be a less stressful environment for the animals. And that the shelter will be more inspiring for their workers and volunteers. They also would appreciate a building that isn’t half a century old.
The Humane Society houses dogs, cats, birds, guinea pigs and recently took in 250 rabbits in one day. All dog breeds are welcome and cared for. They do help the community with euthanasia for low cost too but it’s just for animals, so my father is safe. Make sure to ask Barlow if you want to hear a joke about his neighbor’s cat.
Hank drew white and missed out on the $250 pot.
Strong Heart; Sharp Brain
Strong Heart; Sharp Brain
John Magnuson
It seems to be inevitable – the New Year’s Resolution Apathy. On January 1st I looked over a journal I keep. I was surprised to see that a year passed without me “becoming a better person.” I wondered why and decided the answer was beyond my ken. I decided to hire The Gallop Pole folks – not to be confused with The Gallup Poll folks. The Gallop Pole folks I met with - from Mukilteo - were much cheaper than those high-falutin’ folks from Washington DC you hear about on the TV set. The Gallop Pole folks make telephone poles in Snohomish County. I set forth an objective: survey people and ask them to express their opinion as to why I didn’t become a better person in 2023.
- Who? 25 replies
- You must be joking! 19 replies
- (Scoffing sound) 15 replies
- No longer at this address 129 replies
- Who gives a rip!? 3896 replies
I decided to not become a better person in 2024. So far no one has noticed; except our cat.
Why Are We Here…?
President Mary began the meeting interrupting a stimulating conversation between Dave, Ralph, Carole and Ole on Zoom. To summarize: It is colder where Carole is in Minnesota, Dave has weather in the 70’s on Oahu, Ralph is keeping his ponies warm and Ole is wondering about his cat. That conversation precluded listening to the invocation and the Pledge of Allegiance.
The Family Dream Team up-set the meeting facilities. They are: Tom George, James Oswunda, Rob Erb, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke and Rick Selden. You can recognize those gentlemen because they wear their Varsity Letter Sweaters to the meetings. The Junior Varsity consists of Bob X at the $2 table, photographer Walt Richardson, Cookie Jar John Lowney and scribe – Ole aka John Magnuson. President Mary is so polite to mention VIPs Bill Potter, Tony Camoroda and Greg Horn. For your entertainment you can choose whom of those folks are PDG, DGN and AG – here’s a clue: all three have PP’d here and there. She also recognized our wonderful Puffins. Here’s an important question for the day: Who are more important – the VIP’s or the Puffins? Show of hands here – Oh Wow - that is much closer than I thought it would be.
Getting’ Down to Bidniss….
Wendy McGowan gave a Sunshine Report with information that PP Bob Lordahl’s memorial service will be Friday, January 26th at 2:00, Little Church on the Prairie. Rick Selden gave a nice eulogy for longtime member, Ray George. Ray was that quiet man who sat right over there and always showed up to work on anything and everything. His memorial is Saturday, January 27th, 11:00 AM, Sunset Bible Church. Wendy also reported that Bob Martin’s kidney surgery went well. I always wonder about that phrase “went well.” Imagine if you put a comma between the words, how it would change the meaning. As in “It went, …well, somewhere.” Never mind.
President Mary inducted new member, Phillip Lindholm. Chaplain Captain of the Air National Guard, Dr. Lindholm has an impressive resume. Several Master’s degrees in the world’s religions, a PhD and a cat that cares! Check out Dr. Lindholm on Ted Talks. The only other Captain Chaplain I know of was the fictional character, Captain Chaplain Tappman in Catch 22. He was played by Anthony Perkins. He was an Anabaptist Minister, but everyone called him Padre; which he wasn’t. Welcome Phillip.
PP Chris Kimball counted the birthdays, wedding anniversaries and club anniversaries amongst the membership. Using his Texas Instruments 4 Function, portable handheld calculator he totaled an amazing number. A number to which we should all aspire. A number we should bet on when we gamble tonight at the casino. A number numerologists long for. Yes, fellow Rotarians, Chris Kimball totaled all the years of marriage, years of Rotary membership and age in years – and that number is SIX! Wait, that couldn’t be right! It must be more than six, it should be more like one thousand five hundred and two or three. Anyway, this month’s grand prize winners in the various categories are: Jim Bisceglia – 50 years of club membership, Ralph Johnson – 96 years young, and Phil and Judy Eng – 39 years of absolute wedded bliss!
Paul Harris Dropped By…
Steve Enquist had the enviable job of awarding T. Roarke his 6th Paul Harris; Tyler his 4th and Mary Marlin her 3rd along with PP Potter’s 3rd. Congratulation to all.
Secretary of Everything Greg Rediske clarified a $2,000 donation to The Lakewood Baseball Club. The recipient, Jonathon Garcia, announced that former Husky football head coach, Kalen DeBoer would be the new coach of Lakewood Baseball. Seriously!? Just kidding, it will be Pete Carroll. Eric Warn contributed to LBC also.
Honey Jar a little slim….
Steve and Ellen Mazoff were in Florida visiting family: I think I heard $50. Steve Enquist may have donated something as well. We had technical issues along the way, so please excuse me if these nuggets of news prove inaccurate. We do the best we can and I believe it was James who came to the rescue. Keep in mind, none of this makes me a better person!
Jason Whalen was once more elected by fellow city council members as Mayor and Mary Moss as Deputy Mayor. I didn’t get a count of their donations to the Cookie Jar. Eric Warn was named Volunteer of the Year at the Lakewood YMCA. I noticed John Lowney was not in tears, so I assume the donations were adequate at least. John and Pam’s cat is named Missy.
A Speaker Near and Dear to our Hearts: Strong Heart; Sharp Brain
Greg Horn introduced Joe Piscatella, President and Founder of The Institute for Fitness and Health. A friend to many in Lakewood, Joe’s career as an author, speaker and expert in heart health and longevity began quite by accident. He suffered a heart attack at the young age of 32 resulting in bypass surgery. He was fit, young, successful, had a young family and in disbelief of what his doctor told him.
It has been 46 years and 18 books authored since that bypass. Joe has spoken to audiences totaling more than 2 million people. He concludes that all aspects of life affect our heart health. That includes where we live, our lifestyle, our attitudes, diet, exercise, our sleep, and the stress we deal with. Joe related data that should concern everyone. The USA is beset with obesity and diabetes and high blood pressure – all lead to heart disease and stroke. Count yourself lucky if you don’t suffer from those ailments as you age.
One in one million people die of AIDS. One in ten thousand die of murder. One in five thousand die of traffic related accidents. But, one in three die of heart related disease. Alzheimer’s has become the sixth leading cause of death. Longevity is declining at a time when it should be increasing: Women – 81.2 years, Men – 76.4 years. Chronic loneliness is the equivalent to smoking 17 cigarettes per day. Boy, John Prine nailed it in his song, “When I Get to Heaven.” I quote: “When I get to heaven, I’m gonna have a cocktail, Vodka and Ginger Ale and smoke a cigarette that’s nine miles long.” Well, John ain’t with us any longer after suffering from cancer and a stroke!
Joe told us to read about Blue Zones, places where people regularly live to 100 years and beyond: Sardinia, Loma Linda, California, Okinawa, and Greece. Follow their lifestyle and diet choices. And finally, walking is always best. But if you can’t walk, stand and balance on a Bosa Ball while you pass a smaller ball left and right. Be sure and have someone film that so we can enjoy it.
A huge thanks to Joe Piscatella: first for his longevity so he can share his wisdom and second, thanks for the visit.
Terry Roarke came in second in the raffle drawing, winning $5 that he will spend on his cat.
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
Love the Wine You're With
As has been the custom over the years, the Lakewood Rotary Club did NOT meet at the Tacoma Country and Golf Club for the first meeting of the New Year. Instead, we gathered at The Pavilion in Fort Steilacoom Park – the building we helped build.
So, Happy New Year everyone!! And GO DAWGS!!!!!
The ancient Babylonians are said to have been the first people to make New Year’s resolutions, some 4,000 years ago. They were also the first to hold recorded celebrations in honor of the new year—though for them the year began not in January but in mid-March, when the crops were planted. During a massive 12-day religious festival known as Akitu, the Babylonians crowned a new king or reaffirmed their loyalty to the reigning king. They also made promises to the gods to pay their debts and return any objects they had borrowed. These promises could be considered the forerunners of our New Year’s resolutions. If the Babylonians kept to their word, their (pagan) gods would bestow favor on them for the coming year. If not, they would fall out of the gods’ favor—a place no one wanted to be.
So, evidently we make your resolutions and open ourselves up to eminent failure…..
GO DAWGS!!!!
President Mary (PM) rang her lunch bell at 12:29 and the meeting began.
Chris Kimball was called upon to give us a “Rotary Moment” as well as an invocation-both of which he accomplished. His “Moment” lasted about that long as he ran down his entire life in about 45 seconds so I didn’t get most it but, I can report that Chris is highly educated and has led a successful life. Oh, and he loves to play his drums!
Your scribe for the day, Donnnnnn Irwin, led the collective in the Pledge.
PM regaled us with a cute Christmas story that occurred at her and Greg’s home over the holidays. Seems as though our President is still a little kid at heart. She bought 36 miniature “sticky” and “stretchy” toy dinosaurs for her grandsons for Christmas. Turns out these dinosaurs where perfect for tossing at each other so an immense dinosaur war sprang up. During the ensuing battle it was discovered that said dinosaur toys would stick to ceiling. Take a wild guess as to where the dinosaurs ended up. Family Christmas lore in the making!!
Visiting Rotarians – none joined us today, but we did have a visitor. Greg Horn introduced Rob LaChance who is a Steilacoom resident and was using the park. He happened to ask “What are you doing in there?” and presto, he’s having lunch with us and finding out what Rotary is all about. Great stuff!!
PM recognized the meeting’s indentured servants…. I mean elite: Steve Enquist at the Foundation table ($885.00 today!!), Double D, Dashing and Dynamic PP Don Daniels took care of our fund-raising raffle tickets. John Lowney (JLo) took our money as we walked in and Phlashy Phil Eng photographed stuff.
The set-up crew (AKA The Dream Team) Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke and the unstoppable Rick Selden, under Rob Erb’s culpable, er, capable guidance had their work cut out for them today as we met in a location we have heretofore never met at. Huge kudos to Stephanie Wilcox (how in the world did Troy manage to catch that lady?) and Amelia Badazada for setting up the tables and chairs!!
Speaking of kudos, many of them need to go to Dick Ferrell for the wonderful spread he provided for lunch. Let’s keep that guy around.
No Zoomers due to the location of today’s meeting. PM had the Puffins in attendance wave and then she recognized PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter
GO DAWGS!!!
Famous folks January 5th Birthdays: George Reeves (Superman), Bradley Cooper (Actor), King Gilette (Razor blade guy), Walter Mondale (Politician), Robert Duvall and Diane Keaton (both actors) and Matthew Irwin (son of Key writer).
PM called on Mark Edgecomb to come forward on behalf of the Community Concerns Committee. PP Mark dutifully did so and, after giving a brief explanation of what Claire’s Closet is and does, he delivered an ask for approval for the club to donate $2,000 to said charity. A motion was stated, a second was given and all voted yea to approve the money.
Phil Eng grabbed the mic and announced that a former club member, Dr. Jim Early’s wife, Lila, passed away. He also mentioned that we have a member we never see – Jerry Willams. I looked Jerry up in the club directory and found that he joined the club in 1989. I don’t recall ever meeting him, but he must be a great guy since he was born on April 21st – 2 days different than my birthday. According to the directory he still lists Lakewood as his home address.
Lakewood Rotarian Bob Lodahl passed away. A Celebration of Life Memorial Service and Reception following for Bob will be held on Friday, January 26th at 2pm at The Little Church on the Prairie
6310 Motor Avenue S.W, Lakewood, WA. 98499.
1531 – Pope Clement VII tells King Henry VIII he can’t remarry (oh, oh…. trouble starts here!).
1914 – Henry Ford raises his workers’ wages from $2.40 to $5.00/hr.
Rotary on Tap in 2024. Please join us on Thursday, January 11, 2024, at 5:30 p.m. at Foley's Sports Bar, Meadow Brook Golf Course, 7108 Lakewood Rd W. Entrance is at the back of the building. (Read more about this event below).
Phil also paid into PM’s Cookie Jar for buying some big boy toys – I believe a motor home was mentioned.
Famous folks January Deaths: Calvin Coolidge, Amelia Earhart, George Washington Carver, Rogers Hornsby, Pistol Pete Maravich and Sonny Bono.
1920 – The New York Yankees bought some guy named Babe Ruth
1933 – The Golden Gate Bridge started coming out of the ground.
Mark Blanchard stood up to brag about the fact that he gets to go to the Huskies College Football Playoff Championship game in Houston Monday. I have no idea what that might have cost him but, evidently, he had enough money left over to contribute to the Cookie Jar. Sally Saunders paid some money for her daughter coming home. Donna Phillips forked over some bucks to announce that the Steilacoom Kiwanians are having their Wine Tasting event on January 26th at the McGavick Center. Tickets are $85 per person.
AG and PP Bill Potter asked for a motion for the club to approve giving $2,000 to the Youth and Sports Committee. A motion was given as was a second and all voted yea. Motion passed.
PP Don Daniels (the same guy mentioned at the beginning of this missive) asked for two assistants to help with the raffle tickets. Please contact Don if you are willing to help him (and the club) out. 253-370-0583.
1961- The Beatles perform with Paul McCartney on bass for the first time.
PM introduced our program for the day: Love the Wine You’re With.
Linda Disney aka Rose Spritzer took over from there and did a great job as a solo performer in presenting the program.
The first thing Linda did was to introduce a cast of characters (Mary and Greg Horn, Tony Camoroda, Mary Marlin and Barb Spriggs) with made up names that had something to do with wine. A fun start to the program.
Linda let all of us know that the Club’s big fund-raising event this year will be the Lakewood Rotary Club Wine & Beer Festival and the theme is Love the Wine You’re With. The big event will take place on April 27th at the McGavick Center.
Ms. Disney covered the various teams that have been developed in order to make this event work and encouraged us to sign on to whichever team we felt we could contribute to the most.
The volunteer coordinator will be Jan Gee. Rick Selden and Jan Gee will take care of logistics while Troy Wilcox will handle stage setup. Gayle Selden is handling ticket sales and encouraged us all to pre load our credit cards. Leanna Albrecht will lead the Print Team. Stephanie Wilcox will be heading up the Charcuterie/Dessert Team. PP Jason Whalen and PP/AG Bill Potter will co-host the event.
Linda made sure to let the Puffins know that they will be involved with the event.
The committee is looking for a Procurement Chairperson, Stephanie Wilcox reminded the group that if they are handling the desserts a Food Handlers Permit will be necessary.
The Raise the Paddle beneficiary will be…. unknown at this time.
Anne Enquist stated that the movie for the Dinner and a Movie hasn’t been nailed down as yet.
Thank you, Linda, for stepping up to the plate and giving the club an overall perspective of this year’s major fund raiser.
Bill Potter was asked to report on the Major Projects committee. Bill let us know that the committee appreciates the input/feedback from the club and that whatever we do, the committee will be sure that Lakewood Rotary is recognized for it.
1963 – The Broadway play “Camelot” starring Julie Andrews, Richard Burton and Robert Goulet closes after 873 performances.
1972 – President Nixon launched the Space Shuttle program
Cookie Jar fines:
Rick Selden reported that he chatted with Gordy Quick, and that Gordy is doing fine but things are terminal for him. Gordy sends his thanks to all of us and says that we are his family. He is mostly in a wheel chair and in some pain. He is still taking phone calls. 702-544-2798.
James Osundwa paid up for going to Kenya over the holidays. The family had a wonderful time and even went on a safari! James and his wife Shiru brought back gifts for PM – a beautiful Maasai necklace and scarf.
PM encouraged us to sell our raffle tickets to people other that ourselves and PP Don Daniels thanked those that have written checks, but, suggested that perhaps we could ask people to “donate” $25 to Lakewood Rotary and, in turn, get a chance to win big money.
Phil Eng let us know that his wife, Judy, had hip replacement surgery.
As there was no raffle today, PM adjourned the meeting.
There was a group clean up following the meeting and it seemed like everyone pitched in to get the tables and chairs put away.
Rotary on Tap info:
Happy 2024! It's time for the first Rotary on Tap in 2024. Please join us on Thursday, January 11, 2024, at 5:30 p.m. at Foley's Sports Bar, Meadow Brook Golf Course, 7108 Lakewood Rd W. Entrance is at the back of the building.
It's going to be so much fun! In addition to finding and enjoying your favorite beverage, Bogey Burgers are on special for $4. Now that's a super deal. Plus, there's a full menu to choose from and if you just want a drink, that's okay too. Rotary on Tap is a great way to meet your Rotary friends in a casual setting. It's also a great time to invite someone new to join us and learn about the Lakewood Rotary Club.
RSVPs are appreciated. Please let me know that you will be there, and how many are in your party, by replying to this message or at phileng@live.com. Or you can call or text Phil at 206-650-5570
If Thursday rolls around, and you find out you can suddenly join us, please do. RSVPs are helpful for planning purposes, but you are always welcome.
Next week, January 12 - Club meetings return to TGCC. Speaker Joe Piscatella, author of "Strong Heart, Sharp Brain". He is a nationally recognized speaker. I’ve heard Joe speak several times and he is always insightful and interesting – plus he’s got some good advice.
Spoiler alert: Joe is President of the Institute for Fitness and Health. He is one of the leading experts in the country on lifestyle habits and health. TIME magazine calls him “a force for healthy change.” You won’t want to miss him next Friday.
Happy New Year everyone, again…. the first Key of 2024 is now done!
Lakewood Rotary's Annual Presidential Roast
Coffee drinkers: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A. Because they're Santa's star bucks!
But wait! That is inappropriate for today’s Presidential Roast: it’s not Whalen, but Mary Horn, the Queen herself, getting tossed around with no respect at all! And starting things off was Puffin Dick Ferrell, the Master of Ceremonies, desperately trying to find a microphone that worked. Even with all that, the forgiving retired pharmacist thanked the set-up crew: ‘tis the season.
Puffin Jacob Cuthbertson gave the invocation, while Puffin Scott Baird led the Pledge. Collecting Paul Harris money was Connie Coleman-Lacadie, not a Puffin; she strong-armed folks for $2,225, with a lot of help from Don Anderson’s checkbook. Chuck Hellar sold raffle tickets and served as Sgt-at-Arms, with a bunch of helpers as the meeting progressed. And we had TWO photographers: Walt Richardson, and Phil Eng. Wouldn’t want to miss a photo op on this special day!
Guests: Vicki Kimball, Rhondi Johnson, Pam Lowney, Sharon Rediske, Kris Quinn, Cindy Barton, past member/board member Leanna Christian, past member/past Youth Exchange Officer Gina Benesh, Greg Horn’s friend Marshall Dawson, and Mary Hammar and her daughter Taryn.
Math lovers: What's St. Nicholas's favorite measurement in the metric system? A. The Santameter!
Joel Vranna took over from here, stumbling a bit as he relayed the important information that three Tom & Jerrys are the equivalent of 30 Coors Lights. Even three Tom and Jerrys to the wind, he gave a moving Paul Harris presentation to Mary Hammar, Bob Hammar’s one millionth Paul Harris (or close to that anyway).
Wendy McGowan reported on Gordon Quick, with the invitation to send him a card or call him at 702-544-2798, while he continues his cancer treatments in their Las Vegas home.
Greg Horn announced newest granddaughter, “Elara”, whose birth prevented President Mary from attending her own board meeting last month. Greg joked (?) that his son used AI to come up with the name.
English majors: What do you call Santa’s helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.
And then it happened. The Annual Roast of the esteemed president of Lakewood Rotary. The Puffins lamented that there was no dirt; that Mary was a goody-two-shoes, benevolent, and great. Then they proceeded to call into question that assessment. Perhaps they exaggerated. But the fun included fines from all, which was going to Caring for Kids.
Congratulations to the sponsors of this large batch of Puffins, who were charged $20 for their efforts to make our club bigger and better: Jason Whalen (2), Anne Enquist, Bob Zawilski, Andy Phillips, Yorleny Clapper, Chris Kimball (2), Jan Gee (2), Carl Bronkema, Angela Connelly, Mary Horn, Scott Buser, Steve Enquist.
Then, anyone living on the lake, with a view of the lake or near any lake was charged $5. If you were ex-military, $5.00. Or $10 if you were a “double-dipper” in retirement.
Movie lovers: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus.
TO TELL THE TRUTH: The TV show started in 1956 when Mary Horn was just a youngster and ran on and off again until 2022. And now, it was on again in 2023. The show sponsor was Rotary Fines, “the proven way to shrink that too-fat wallet.” The panel of judges included Scott Baird, Cat Frederickson, Andrew Boitano and Gael Whalen. Their job was to ascertain who was the real Mary Horn. Three imposters and the real Mary were seated together, prepared to answer questions from the judges.
But first, we viewed a travelogue of Mary’s beginnings way back when to the tune of “Mary why did you treat me so wrong”: no one knew for sure when that “beginning” was, because the stone tablets were broken and lost to posterity. She spent time as a farm girl in Ellensburg, and also lived in Brothel. Yes, Brothel, they reported. Or was it Bothell? She met Greg at a boat race on the Sammamish Slough. Later, she moved to Miami, where Greg came sjhopping for a new race boat. The rest, as they say, is history: 3 sons, and literally countless grandchildren (but that’s another story for another time).
Question: I understand the ideal man must have certain qualities, what are they?
#4: (the real Mary) He must ski
#1: (a disguised Kris Kauffman) He must have meat on his bones
#2: (a disguised Tyler Parker) I like a man with a song in his heart
#3: (a disguised Sally Saunders, frankly, the most believable of the 3 non-Marys) I like a man with a drink his hand.
Question: Is it true you moved to a brothel in your formative years?
#2: Actually, I moved to Bothel. Boring. But I did learn there that I like a man with song in his heart, which helped me become the “Entertaining Queen of Lakewood”
#3: I never worked in a brothel. Too much work, not enough drinking
Question: What was the family business that influenced you so much?
#2: We raised chickens and pigs. Smelling pig crap and chicken poop 24 hours a day will make you love a man with a song in his heart.
#3: That stink made me start stealing booze from my dad’s liquor cabinet.
#1: Nothing like a farm to attract a man with meat on his bones.
Question: What is your attraction to blue speedos (previously modeled in an old picture of Greg)
#3: What you see….well, not everyone looks good in a speedo.
Question: What did you think of Greg, driving all the way to Florida to find you?
#2: I remember thinking that Ted Bundy drove a VW from Tacoma to Florida looking for women, and that didn’t work so well. But Greg had a BIG boat, so I was willing to take a chance.
Question: What kind of perfume did you use to attract Greg?
#1: First, you fumigate your clothes in two-stroke outboard engine exhaust; then, add a little grease on the wrists and bit of Scotch behind the ears. If that didn’t work, a little swampy lake water under my arms did the trick.
Question: What can you tell us about the years travelling in the RV selling your skis?
#2: One night, Greg came back to the RV sooner than I expected. The springs were squeaking and the RV was rocking! Without knocking, Greg came in to find me dancing in a skimpy bikini singing “We are Family!” at the top of my lungs. That was a night.
Question: After a long day of work, what do you like to wear after coming home to relax?
#3: A big smile. And a drink.
The panel made their choices: Scott Baird picked #2 (Tyler); Cat picked #3 (Sally), Andrew picked #1 (Kris), Gael picked #3 also. Then, the REAL Mary Horn stood up, to the surprise of all! Sadly, the rules established that if no one got the real Mary, Mary would be subject to a $1,000 fine.
To finish off the debacle, the Puffins had everyone look under their chairs for an envelope, which had some candy and some instructions requiring a fine payment. Mary (the real one) thanked the Puffins, sort of, and then announced the winner of a bottle of wine in the raffle, Laurie Cameron, while Barlow Buescher won $5.00 for the good fortune of pulling a white chip.
Another Roast in the books! Well done, all. Especially the bartenders: Joe Quinn, Rick Selden, Gayle Selden, John Lowney. And special thanks to our Head Puffin, the esteemed and battle-tested Mark Blanchard!
Remember: no meeting December 22 or December 29. If you show up at the Club, you will be all alone. January 5: the meeting will be at the Pavilion in Ft. Steilacoom Park.
And finally, because these have a declining shelf life:
Cleaners: What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice? A: Yule-Tide.
Bankers: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? A: Saint Nickel-less.
Punk Rockers: What's Santa's favorite song by the Ramones? A: Blitzen-krieg Bop.
Teachers: What do you say to Santa when he's taking attendance at school? A: Present.
Health Insurers: What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance? A: A dependent Claus
Gardeners: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Fire fighters: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? A: Crisp Kringle.
Psychiatrists: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
NEEDED!! Baseball coaches for T-ball and coach-pitch. Lakewood Baseball Club will be opening registration on January 1. Experience (especially in T-ball) is a bonus, not a necessity. There will be mass practices at first, with plenty of hands-on teaching for the kids. Practice planning is also available. What we need is adults, ages 18-90, men and women, ready to have SO much fun “organizing” our young baseballers. This is about a 4-month commitment, but you don’t have to be present week in and week out. Your vacation can still work just fine! Grab a friend if you like for a tandem coaching experience. Please consider volunteering. Contact Greg Rediske, 253-307-3494, or gnsrediske@msn.com.
A Glorious and Raucous Weekend
A Glorious and Raucous Weekend
Joe Quinn
When President Mary Horn (PMH) rang the bell at 12:30 p.m. on Friday, December 8th, we had no idea what we were in for! Eric Warn provided a serious invocation and Dave Reames led us in the Pledge of Allegiance. PMH thanked the setup Dream Team of Rob Erb, Tom George, Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden and James Osundwa (actually, James was out of the country so this is a reminder to PMH to fine him when he returns).
Dick Ferrell was collecting lots at the Paul Harris desk, Jan Gee served as Sergeant at Arms and Barlow Buescher staffed the raffle table. PMH recognized the Puffins in attendance and warned them ominously that she might not be so nice to them after next week. OOOOH! Bob Zawilski was taking photos, Joe Quinn is the Scribe and John Lowney, our conscientious Treasurer was minding the Cookie Jar.
Sunshine Report: Wendy McGowan let us know that someone has kidney surgery in his near future—I think it is Bob Martin.
Paul Harris pin: Steve Enquist rose to present Mark Edgecomb with a pin sporting two rubies (or is it rubys….or maybe rubles) to recognize Mark’s eighth Paul Harris award. Special fundraiser. Greg Rediske stepped to the podium to announce the 30-30 program of the Lakewood Community Foundation (LCF). In honor of their 30 successful years in building the endowment of the foundation, Greg and their board are asking for $30. (See more from Greg below about LR generosity.) Greg briefly reviewed the LCF’s history. Started in 1993 by LR Rotarians and Clover Park Rotarian (primarily Tom Faubion) the foundation grew its endowment funds gradually. By 2005 they had amassed $150,000 but by 2023 now the fund is up to $1.2 million. Like any endowment, they only spend the interest annually, but these days that is getting substantial. They gave grants of $37,000 in the last year to many organizations we are familiar with, covering many diverse Lakewood needs. Many of the donations come in the form of memorials or through wills and other estate planning. Some LR Rotarians will recall Dave Covey and his reaction to fines levied by past presidents. Dave created the My-T-Fine Club when Dennis Shade was President (around 1991 or so right Greg) but in his typical style he would offer “$17.95.” In memory of Dave Covey, past member of LR, Gina Benesh, just provided a check to the LCF in the amount of $117.95. Nice memorial, Gina.
Which reminds the Scribe of one nice trick Dave Covey employed when he was a Bulletin Writer: he tried to list in the Lakewood Key as many members as possible, placing each name in boldface. So that explains what you have seen above and below. Dave’s goal was inclusive—every member should see their name in this bull. That means we are all active in Rotary.
Announcements: PMH thanked those who helped with candy packing for the Saturday parade, especially the Partners, but also Mark Herr, Joel Vranna, and Amelia, our Exchange student. The parade, by the way, took place on Saturday starting at 4:00 p.m. near the Park Lodge School and proceeded down Gravelly Lake Drive SW to Main Street and on to City Hall (in a driving rain!).
Bill Potter said the bike delivery will be Saturday, December 16th, starting at 11:00 am at the old Mattress Ranch store on the corner of Steilacoom Blvd. SW and Lakewood Drive.
PMH reminded us that there are no Rotary meetings on December 22nd and 29th, to allow us to recover (and Mary too) from the Tom and Jerry party and Presidential Roast on next Friday, December 15th. The January 5th meeting will be at the Pavilion in the Park, not at the Tacoma Country and Golf Club. Legislator Mari Leavitt will be our Speaker and Dick Ferrell will be the Chef with a supporting cast of sous-chefs (or sour chefs, under-chefs, and vice-chefs).
PMH reminded us of tonight’s (well last night’s now) Christmas Party, aka Mingle and Jingle, sponsored by the Partners, so see below about the festive event.
Several Cookie Jar donations were made, but it got pretty rambunctious so apologies to anyone that we either miss or inadvertently insult below! Steve and Ellen Mazoff in absentia gave a thoughtful gift of $95 in honor of Bob Peterson who turned that ripe old age recently. Linda Disney and Paula Olson came forward to bear gifts (like the Magi) to the lord and master, PMH. Both of them just returned from separate European trips in search of the best Christmas market. Linda enjoyed Berlin, whilst Paula covered Heidelberg, parts of Bavaria, Switzerland and Austria. Linda gave some Christmas bells to PMH, who quickly demonstrated that they were very hard to ring! But Paula stole the show. In Salzburg, Paula picked up some chocolate balls that (I swear) she referred to as Mozart balls. Things went downhill from there! Maybe she also gifted PMH with a little cuckoo clock and a Swiss chocolate bar, but most members just could not clear their minds of the image of Mozart’s balls being provided to our dear President! After all, he died about 200 years ago. Later it was noted that Paula gave $30 to Mr. Lowney earlier, $10 for each country and Linda threw in $20 even though she only went to one.
After things settled down, Gayle Selden announced that we are doing Break Bags distribution this coming Monday starting at 9:05 a.m. Show up on time to the bus barn area off Lakewood Drive over by the Lakewood Police station. Gayle seemed a bit flustered, so she admitted she was distracted by the image of the presentation of the Amadeus chocolate balls.
To change the pace, PMH announced that the Board meets next Friday at 11:30 am at the usual place.
The Cookie Jar continued to grow, though, as Donna and Andy Phillips paid at least $50 for their trip to Japan. Maybe they each gave $50. Carl Bronkema added $20 for a wedding anniversary. Peter Marsh donated $50 for celebrating “Marshmas” with the whole family in Washington, D.C. for the tenth consecutive year.
STUDENT OF THE MONTH
Leanna Albrecht introduced Tate Bloom, our December Student of the Month. Tate is a senior at Clover Park HS. He is a strong leader, who is in his fourth year in JROTC, where he currently serves as Commander. Tate is also a member of the school’s Leaders of Change. This six-week leadership program partners with Communities in Schools to prepare students for success in their senior year and beyond. These students work on leadership development, while working to improve their social, emotional, and interpersonal communications. They create a proposal for change and present that to community members, friends, and families at the end of the six-week program.
Tate, who also serves as a student rep for the school’s site council, is a member of the cross-country team. He spoke in detail about the many ways that CPHS has helped him throughout high school to develop as a young man. He thanked many, including the school principal Rene McCord, the Boy Scouts of America (Eagle Scout) and the LDS Church.
TODAY’S PROGRAM:
Donna Phillips introduced our Speaker for today, Cat Frederickson, also known as the Lady Longshoreman. In her 19th year at the port, Cat is a fourth-generation longshoreman. Initially, Cat said simply, “As longshoremen, we load and unload ships.” But then she elaborated quite a bit, explaining the highs and lows of a difficult and challenging job. She said with her experience, she gets to play many different roles on the crew, including Supervisor. As she put it, “I love telling the guys what to do.” (Maybe I am slightly misquoting her here, but an audible “Oooh” was heard from the assembled Rotarians.)
Cat described the various equipment used at the port, including the huge cranes and straddle carriers. While a lot of the work involves loading and unloading huge containers onto ships, there are some unusual tasks. One of those is moving the “cowtainers”, which apparently are containers used to transport live cows. It sounds like working on the huge equipment might be quite stressful, with the operators often having to sit in awkward positions. In the case of the cowtainers, Cat said two operators cover an eight-hour shift, with one coming in at “half time” to spell the other operator due to these stressful working conditions.
Cat described getting up (by crane it seems) on top of stacks of containers stacked about 9-10 containers high. When one considers the height of one container, that means about 90 feet off the ground. The crew member has to look between the containers to see how and exactly where to affix the cables or ropes used to move them. A bit challenging, especially if there is a coating of ice on top of the pile. Yes, this could be dangerous at times.
Cat described the entry and growth of women in the profession. She acknowledged that upper body strength, or the lack thereof, can sometimes present challenges to the lady longshoremen, but she showed one or more pictures of several lady longshoremen on the crew, so women are definitely working there. She described the longshoremen’s union as “the great equalizer.” When asked how long it takes to unload one ship, Cat said they can unload 30 containers per hour per crew. She showed one photo of a ship being unloaded by four crews operating simultaneously! Another good program by one of our own members.
Raffle drawing: As in recent days, PMH had three tickets pulled. Jacob Cuthbertson and Rick Selden won some clothing items from the Don Daniels Rotary clothing store, but that was overshadowed by Dwight Williams who grabbed the red chip for $303!
After the meeting, Greg Rediske sent in this note about the 30-30 effort: “Greg Rediske, Anne Enquist, and Nicole Hancock and the entire board of the Lakewood Community Foundation Fund thank our Rotary Club for their generosity. Again. With all the asks out there this time of the year,, our members responded with $710 to our $30 for 30 years celebration. That’s $710 that will continue to serve Lakewood forever. Thank you one and all!
THE POST-MEETING GALA:
About 75 Rotarians and guests showed up at the Rotary Christmas Party at the club on Friday night. Billed as the Mingle and Jingle party, the event was a smashing success with a lot of mingling and jingling, dancing, Christmas songs and a fabulous dinner. One of the hits of the night (for me, anyway) was the Swinging Singles (SS) table, where about 7 or 8 lady members assembled. Somehow, DGN Tony Camoroda infiltrated the SS so I kept calling it the “harem table”. Assigned photographer Bob Zawilski ran over and got some pictures so I hope he sent those to the Editor, Paula Olson. We did notice that some of the married women sneaked over and enjoyed this “most fun” table. (We caught you over there, Penny Rooks, much to the chagrin of Jim Rooks—just kidding Jim) The SS table included, if memory serves, Jan Gee, Paula Olson, Linda Disney, Barb Spriggs, Mary Marlin, Wendy McGowan and Mary Moss. Editor’s Note: Tony Camoroda was more than welcome at the SS table since he is a single too.
But the Rotary weekend was not quite over. On Saturday, December 9th, the Lakewood Christmas Parade featured John Lowney’s bright red Thunderbird convertible. 1956, right John? Pam Lowney, Rose Stevens and Troy Wilcox accompanied the parade in a driving rain. Apologies to anyone else who marched, as I am relying on three photos I saw on Facebook.
What a weekend. Suffice it to say that Lakewood Rotarians are busy and involved in Lakewood life. I counted 50 Lakewood Rotarians, past and present, who volunteered or were recognized in this bull in boldface, er bullface. Only one bullface per person to make it easier for me to count. If your name is not listed either you were not there or you had better volunteer for something, quick! If I boldfaced your name more than once, my error, but you do a lot.
Is technology “the big, bad wolf”?
Above: This week's banner photo actually includes someone named Banner!
Left to right: President Mary Horn, Teacher of the Month Rachel Parks, CPHS Principal Rene McCord and CPSD Superintendent Ron Banner
I didn’t hear Sister Sledge as the lead-in to yesterday’s meeting. Of course, I could have been chatting…or, someone on the Dream Team was asleep at the wheel. Hard to sleep through “We are family,” however. Mother Mary’s prelude always seems to awaken the throng. But, the dinner bell did arouse me…and my trusty pencil…so to jot down the tidbits of the meeting.
The president called upon Bob Peterson to give the invocation. As he does so well, Bob gave a meaningful homily. It was followed by Jacob Cuthbertson leading us in the Pledge of Allegiance. It was at this juncture that several whispers were heard around my table that Greg Rediske showed up on Zoom, yet he was present in the room. Someone spouted off, “He wants to get credit for attendance at two meetings.” Then, I noticed that President Mary was also on Zoom. Huh??? The real Zoomers were then acknowledged: Ralph Johnson, Kendra Riconosciuto, and Rotarian, far away in the cold, northern country, Carole Weir.
Rotary Foundation Giving:
Bud Montgomery hauled in the Greenleafs at the Paul Harris desk…$1,910.00 to be exact! Mark Edgecomb was Sgt. at Arms and manned the $2.00 Table. J-Lo, as John Lowney is so fondly called, tended the Cookie Jar. The president then invited the Puffins to stand and be recognized. As many stood, Mary declared, “Amazing,” as she is so proud of our newest members (that may change after the upcoming “Roast”). The honorable amongst us, PDG Greg Horn, DGN Tony Camoroda and AG Bill Potter, were noted. The prez neglected to call on me for a Sunshine report, but thank goodness all is well in Lakewood Rotary-Land.
Major Projects update:
A gaggle of announcements followed. Bill Potter, Major Projects Captain, spoke of the 45 bikes that were recently assembled and will be given to area kids in need on December 16. Bill went on to educate us on how the Major Projects work is initiated. The club itself starts many of the projects we are involved in, such as Ft. Steilacoom’s multi-year project several years ago, which I remember (and as Bill explained) that my husband, Mike, spearheaded with several other dedicated Lakewood Rotarians. By the 15th of this month, members Kim Prentice, John Caulfield, and Mark Edgecomb will be launching a new, multi-year project.

Above: Bill Potter giving us a Major Projects update
International Projects:
Rose Stevens asked us to approve a grant request for $5,000 for water tanks to be installed in Nepal. The vote passed unanimously.
Local happenings:
Friday was the last day to sign up for “Mingle & Jingle,” our club Christmas Party and Dinner, being held at the Tacoma Country & Golf Club on December 8th at 5:30 p.m.
December 9th is Lakewood’s Christmas Parade of Lights. Our own Dolly Parton “standee” will be present in John Lowney’s red, hot car. Please meet at Park Lodge well before 4:00 p.m. and line up in front of the marching band if you’d like to participate. Mother Mary encourages us to bring the small children in our families.
Gayle Selden announced that she recently escorted our exchange student, Amelia, to her new home of Troy and Stephanie Wilcox.
Upcoming meetings are as follows:
*No meeting to be held on December 22nd and 29th.
*The January 5th meeting will be at the Pavilion at Ft. Steilacoom Park. Dick Ferrell will be cooking. He would like a few volunteers. Please bring your friends.
On to the Cookie Jar Payments:
Rob Erb fessed up with a $20 bill, not for the recent trip to Texas, but for the armadillo he hit on the road. Proudly, Bob Peterson acknowledged that he will be turning 95 years old on December 4. I believe Bob generously filled the Cookie Jar with $95.00 crisp ones!
Steve Saalfeld paid up, as he has taken a new position at Greater Tacoma Community Foundation. Even though you helped fill the Cookie Jar, congratulations, Steve.

Above: Steve Saalfeld ready to conquer a new career
Tyler Parker told a tale about a newly-purchased RV/motorhome and a trip he and a friend made, in very bad weather, to Las Vegas. As he elaborated, we discover his friend is a boxer, a “bout” fanatic, a “brawler”…the jargon went on and on. The reason for the trip was to see a boxing match. As it turned out, it was a knock-out. Tyler forked over $91.00 (all he had left after purchasing $9 worth of raffle tickets).

Above: Tyler Parker talking about his new motorhome adventure
Traveling salesman Don Daniels introduced the upcoming Fall Raffle. He told us a new way to sell tickets without really selling. Approach a friend and ask, "How would you like to make a donation to my Rotary Club? An added bonus is that you will get a chance to win $5,000 with every $25 you donate. $100 gets you four chances, and your money goes to a great local cause right here in Lakewood." See, no selling involved, all you have to do is give an opportunity to donate. It is hoped that every Lakewood Rotarian will help people donate $250 to the cause.

Above: Don Daniels teaching us a new way to "sell" Fall Raffle tickets, no selling involved.
A Teacher of the Month was honored from the Clover Park School District. XX teaches 9th graders at CPHS

Above: Rachel Parks, teacher of the month from Clover Park High School
30-30 Giving next week:
The Lakewood Community Foundation Fund was started in 1993 by Lakewood Rotary and Clover Park Rotary to fund needs exclusively in Lakewood. The endowed fund is now over $1.3 million, the fund is distributing over $37,000 every year, and it is now the 30th anniversary of the beginning. To commemorate the 30th anniversary, we’ll be asking if anyone wants to donate $30 to honor the achievement. This will be asked at all the local service clubs as well. So if you want….
Friday's programme:
The highlight of today’s meeting was a presentation, not by a guest speaker, but by our own Mary Horn, about DACdb. This acronym has been tossed about since I joined Lakewood Rotary two-and-a-half years ago. I actually figured out the db all by myself…data base, but the “DAC” has eluded me. Today I discovered “DAC” stands for DISTRICT (as in District 5020) AND CLUB (as in Lakewood, or any other local Rotary club.) Got it?
Now that is settled, on to what the president told us about DACdb. Simply, it is a computer system, a very powerful tool, that is easier to use than previous attempts at connecting all Rotary clubs and members.
I kind of think of it as a “roster”, but Mary demonstrated that it is much more than a listing of members and members’ contact info. For example, you can make your own changes within the system should you need. You can view other clubs’ activities. You can view things you and other members are assigned to (for example, what dates you are responsible for duties at our check-in desk). You can access member’s anniversaries and birthdays. Not only can we, as members, view such data, but the District can see the same data.
And it’s a great communication tool. If we are not talking to each other in person, we are usually communicating by phone, text or e-mail. A couple of taps on your mobile device is all it takes. No more misdialing phone numbers!
Personally, I love paper. All kinds of paper. I love my Lakewood Rotary Member Roster. You know, that little binder with the white plastic cover. I love it so much that I have two of them: my own, which is new and shiny, and an old, well-used one that belonged to Mike. His not only has one edition of roster pages, but is stuffed with 5 or 6 years of roster pages. The pages are wrinkled and the cover is cracked and bent. But, I still use it, no mattered how battered it looks. I’m thrilled that Secretary Rediske has promised a brand new roster coming sometime soon.
Not only do I love my Rotary roster, I actually loved the telephone book. You know, the big, fat one with white pages in the front that listed all the people in your town and their phone numbers, and with yellow pages (The Yellow Pages) in the back where you could find a plumber, a barber, some place to get good Chinese food, or someone to fix your TV. Haven’t seen one of those in a while. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen a telephone like the one I used in my parents’ home when I was in high school. You know, it was black and had a hand-held part where you talked into one end and had the other end to your ear, so you could hear what your “boyfriend” was whispering at the other end. It was connected with a curly cord to a box-like part, that had a dial where you stuck your finger in and turned one number at a time to call “the boyfriend”.
Oh, well. Long-gone. Now, I’m dealing, begrudgingly, with this thing called an iPhone and an acronym called “DACdb”.
The “big, bad wolf” is in the room! But, I digress.
Finally, the weekly drawing.

Above, J-Lo (John Lowney) drawing a white chip for a five-r.
Wendy
Training by Youth Protection Officer
Training by the Youth Protection Officer
Paula T. Olson
Having pot roast in the middle of the month was a big tip off that this meeting was different. President Mary ran her dinner bell and we all scrambled to our feet. The invocation by Commissioner Clint Johnson was a wonderful collection of thanksgiving readings including the original proclamation establishing this American holiday. The salute to our flag followed. Pres Mary acknowledged the Dream Team putting all the pieces of the meeting together, including set up crew of Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, Rick Selden, James Osundwa and Rob Erb, Steve Enquist at the Foundation table where he collected a whopping $440, Gary Barton serving as Sargeant at Arms and listing of visiting Rotarians, bulletin writer Paula Olson and photographer Rob Zawilski. John Lowney presided over collecting donations to Mary’s cookie jar.
PDG Greg Horn gave a quick Rotary minute. Before he began, President and Wife Mary noted that he is also the Vice Governor standing in for Caleb Summerfelt if he is unable to serve. Is that like being Prince Harry if something happened to Prince William? Anyway, Greg’s minute was actually quite interesting. He told us about Rotary Fellowships, which are mini Rotary groups focusing on a specific interest. He told us how much he has enjoyed being a part of some of them. Like the Beer fellowship. There are over 100 different groups and you can find them at https://www.rotary.org/en/our-programs/more-fellowships. Thanks, Greg. I’m going to check them out.
Carolyn Swanson from Parkland Spanaway Rotary pitched their event on December 2nd – the Ball Drop at Le May Collections at Marymount. Golf balls are available for purchase at www.psrotaryclub.org for $20 each or 6 for $100. Golf Balls will be numbered and dropped from a cherry picker onto a makeshift green. Closet to the pin wins! There will prizes for the top 3 balls. This fundraiser benefits a farm project in Kenya. Rotarian Del Livingston will be helping the village of Sango in Kisumu to develop a farm business to keep locals employed and pay tuition for students. He is hoping to have 250 students re-enrolled in school in the first year of his project. Of course, food and drink are involved. Sounds like a lot of fun.
Steve Enquist honored Gael Whalen with her first Paul Harris and presented her with a bunch of stuff, like a cool certificate, a pin and a Christmas tree ornament. Rose Stevens announced a global grant that will establish an emergency mobile clinic in Ukraine. Hopefully it will be up and running within 60 days. Makes me proud to be a Rotarian. Connie Coleman-Lacadie announced that Cindy Schaarschmidt, the Director of International Education at Pierce College is looking for host families for international students. Talk to Connie for more information.
More announcements included the December 8th Mingle and Jingle Christmas dinner put on by the Partners on December 8th at the TG&CC. The Lakewood Christmas Parade is the next day and if the 20 page application (yep, the Mayor is a lawyer) is accepted, LR will have a collection of fancy cars all decked out in festive paraphernalia rolling along throwing out little bags of candy assembled by the Partners. The bags will also include how to sign up for the Dolly Parton Imagination Library. If you wanna help put those bags together, join the Partners at Burr’s on December 4th at 3:00 pm.
There will be no meeting the Friday after Thanksgiving and no meeting December 22nd and 29th. Then on January 5th, the meeting will be at the Fort Steilacoom Pavilion by the playground with Dick Ferrell doing the cooking. He could use some help so don’t hesitate to volunteer. Now, we’ve been hearing about these freaking purple recycling bins to benefit Mary Bridge Children’s Foundation and Pres Mary’s obsessive competition with the Kiwanis for the most bins purchased. It’s been extended to the end of November, 2023 so you have more time to sign up. When Mary asked for a show of hands for those who have gotten one of these gems, many hands went up. You could feel the frustration in Mary that she didn’t have all of those names down and maybe we weren’t losing to the Kiwanis by so much. Please let Mary know if you’ve gotten a bin so she like she has a chance to beat the Kiwanis.
Tony Camoroda announced that, at the last training conference he attended, he learned we were in second place for the largest number of new members as of November 1, 2023. We are behind Gig Harbor who welcomed 12 new members, we are at seven with a couple more in the process, and on our heels and about to overtake us is Tacoma South with six new ones and three coming on. Tony presented Mary with a commemorative mug for tea or coffee with her cookies.
Speaking of cookies, Mary drug up PP Jason Whalen to brag about his speedy daughters. The oldest one was second in the New York Marathon and the third overall in the state championships in Pasco. Another one was 11th in the entire field and ran her personal best at the Bosie, Idaho Regionals. Jason challenged mom Gael to which parent was the most proud of their daughters and they finally agreed on $50 of pride. Anne and Steve Enquist are back from two plus weeks in Japan. Turns out Steve is talented in flower arrangements and Anne has a future as a samurai warrior. Steve almost came home a different man when a sumo wrestler almost landed in Steve’s lap during a demonstration. The Enquists dropped $60 to buy blankets.
Turning to the program and all kidding aside, Pres Mary asked who was going to introduce Joe. Someone said, “how’s Herrreeee’s Joe!” That worked. We all know Joe. Joe Quinn to those who aren’t too sure. Joe is our YPO and he was prepared to do some training for this motely crew of members. He promised not to bore us or lecture to us. He lectured at Tacoma South and a couple of members got into an argument with one member leaving the club. He asked how many of us had done the Youth Protection Class and about half had. Others had no clue what he was talking about and he encouraged all of us to get online, fill out the paperwork, watch the video, take the test, and be certified to work safely with young people. Joe will send out the link of the training as soon as it’s available.
We all had a handout of several scenarios of real interactions involving a Rotarian and either a young person or an adult in compromising situations. Joe picked four and we discussed those. The first one dealt with a Rotary meeting where a member started to tell a risqué joke in front of a student who was to be honored as “Student of the Month.” Members responded appropriately about how to deal with this, such as intervene, tell him to stop. The second scenario was a member making comments about the physical appearance of a young girl walking by a Rotary booth at an event. The booth was designed to attract new members. This one generated a longer discussion. Suggestions included tell him those comments were inappropriate and to stop. Assuming the girl heard, someone should go up to her and apologize on behalf of Rotary and explain that isn’t what we stand for. Another member advised that someone should take the member aside and explain why his conduct was inappropriate. Another said that the offending person should be kicked out of the booth. Becky Fontaine stated that each of these examples call for follow up with the offending parties and to tell the club’s YPO if any involved a minor.
Joe said that in the second example, the girl told her school principal and the principal went to the club president. The offending member was an Interact coordinator and was subsequently removed. Joe reiterated that if any of us deal with minors on any kind of a regular basis, we must take the youth protection training.
The third example involved a Rotary member who liked to hug female members. Several of the women reported to the president that the hugging made them uncomfortable. Joe told the story of a woman who was in a position of authority in a fire department and who liked to hug people. When one fire fighter complained, she quit the department. Another member reminded us that different cultures feel differently about hugging and other such physical contact and we need to be aware of those differences. Becky reminded us women that we need to speak up immediately if we are uncomfortable about such conduct. There was hope that a chat with the hugger would help him realize that his conduct was unacceptable and to stop doing it.
The final example was a more extreme example than number three. There the offending member had made unwelcome sexual advances with sexually suggestive comments and persistently seeking to date female members. President Mary said this one would lead her to go up the line in Rotary to get advice on how to handle it, leading to Becky. Becky said that she doesn’t usually deal with adult to adult misconduct but only adult to youth. This example is much more complicated and has legal and liability overtones if not properly handled.
A discussion ensued about members who appear to misbehave but in fact are struggling with cognitive issues, making them unaware of their inappropriate conduct. While that doesn’t excuse the behavior, it challenges the person’s family and friends to surround him/her to stop it in its tracts. Both Becky and Joe reminded us that youth protection is not just for youths. It is for all of us. Prevent legal problems by treating each other with respect and kindness. Don’t hesitate to get RI advise and to notify RI about the offending person if he/she is kicked out of the club so that they don’t join another club unawares of his/her past. This happened when a Rotarian had an affair with a 17 year old. This was criminal conduct and no one who suspected did anything or notified anyone.
Thank you Becky and Joe for the training. While we all think we behave appropriately, knowing what is acceptable and what is not is a helpful reminder for all of us.
Onto more fun stuff. Becky won the raffle, which had $225 or $250 depending on who you asked. She came away with $5. Better luck next time, Becky.
Happy Thanksgiving to all Lakewood Rotarians and their families! I wish you full and happy tummies and peaceful, loving time with family and friends. And here are a couple of turkey jokes for the jokesters amongst us.
What did the large turkey say to the computer voice recognition? “Google, Google, Google.”
What’s a turkey’s least favorite song? “I’m all about that baste, about that baste, no giblets.”
What did the will turkey say to the hunter? Quack quack.
CALENDAR OF UPCOMING EVENTS:
November 21 - Board Meeting
November 24 - Day after Thanksgiving - NO MEETING
All of November - Competition extended! Get a purple recycle bin from Lemay Waste
Management supporting Mary Bridge Children's Hospital and help President Mother Mary (Lakewood Rotary) beat Dick Muri (Steilacoom Kiwanis). All proceeds go to Mary Bridge.
December 2 – Ball Drop with Parkland-Spanaway Rotary at LeMay Collection at Marymount
starting at 1:00 pm
December 4 - 3:00 p.m. at Burrs - Candy Work Party with the Partners. Help us get ready for the
Holiday Parade.
December 8 - Mingle & Jingle Party, 5:30 p.m. at TCGC. RSVP by November 21.
December 9 - 4:30 p.m. Holiday Parade of Lights. Let President Mother Mary know that you
want to be part of the Lakewood Rotary float.
December 15 - Puffin Presidential Roast: Tom & Jerry are calling you.
December 22 – no meeting
December 29 – no meeting
January 5 – meeting at Fort Steilacoom Pavilion at noon. Dick Ferrell is cooking and could use
some volunteer helpers
A Day of Honor
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ABCs of Medicare and RIP Dave Covey
Staff reporters for “Da Bull,” remember being told to always have a theme to our writing. Dave Sclair was our Editor in Chief in addition to being Past District Governor, past president of Clover Park Rotary, husband of past president Mary Lou Sclair and father of past president Ben Sclair. Dave consistently reminded those he met how lucky they were to meet him. Some were gullible enough to believe him.
Well crap! This just in: Our good friend Lakewood Rotarian Dave Covey died Sunday morning. Dave was a past president and assistant governor. He suffered from Parkinson’s Disease for many years. Dave was all personality all the time; he had one speed and that speed was GO! He could be exhausting, and his wife Florence had only one admonition for her loving husband: Oh Dave! Dave grew up in Port Orchard and attended the UW. He was a high school basketball standout. At the UW he changed sports and rowed on the crew. He served in the USAF as a Navigator spending one full tour in Vietnam. Ever Dave, he founded Winter Sports Club while stationed at Bien Hoa arranging ski trips to the snowcapped mountains surrounding the jungles of Vietnam! After his active-duty service Dave remained in the USAF Reserve retiring as a Colonel. He began a rowing program at Seattle Pacific College. He and Florence created Business Interiors NW and provided office furnishings to many companies throughout the region. He was very proud of his grandson Bo and granddaughter Grace. Dave lived his final days with daughter Angie. His son Boen and family live in San Diego. Cards in remembrance can be sent to Angie Moawad at 339 Shadow Pl. SE, Renton, WA 98059. A celebration of Dave’s life will be held in the spring at a day to be arranged later.
Keeping with Sclair’s admonition, the theme of this edition of Da Bull was going to be a glimpse of the publication’s inner workings. You may be familiar with slick organs like The News Tribune, The New York Times, The Sub-Times, etc. But have you witnessed up close and personal a sweat shop such as The Key? Once you enter the newsroom, you’ll never forget the rancid smell of stale cigar smoke, sweat stained clothing, and cups of chlorogenic acid-based coffee eating its way through strewn paper cups.
Laboring reporters take on a mysterious pinkish hue in the florescent light. Then you realize, no, they really are pink. Their eyes, their overripe tomato shaded skin, their gums drooling over incisors. It is a magnificent sight, one must admit. “Dimosiografiko Megaleio” as the Greeks say – Journalistic Greatness!
Instead, we Will Remember Dave
The meeting opened with an invocation by Yorleny Clapper and pledge to the Flag by Linda Disney. Covey’s fellow Navigator PP Gary Fulton manned the Paul Harris Desk to the tune of $1440 expropriation – but for a good cause! Visitor introductions and raffle collections by Leon Titus. Leon sold David many vehicles over the years – each one a gem! Not many folks know Leon was named for Emperor Titus, the Benevolent Ruler of Rome. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
The Family Dream Team has been inducted into the “Duncan Cook Memorial Lakewood Rotary Meeting Set-up Committee Hall of Fame” also known as the DCLRMSCHF. Those honored include Wynn Hoffman, Terry Roarke, PP Rick Selden, James Oswunda, Tom George and Rob Erb. Time will be set aside for autographs by the honorees at a future meeting. The Present Prolific Puffins were invited to stand and be acknowledged. Jim Bisceglia was heard to say, “My Goodness! Would you look at those Puffins. What an impressive group. Lakewood Rotary’s future is assured with this cadre of future leadership! Huzzah!”
A guest was introduced – now pay close attention, this is what happens when someone is introduced without making certain the scribe gets all the details. This is what I heard: “Phil Emdelkhorn from Iceland who is ATEP.” Wendy McGowan reported that PDG Gordon Quick is in Las Vegas. Further, Kris Kaufman was present after a heart procedure the other day! Several senior Rotarians were seen recording the name of his heart care specialist and erasing Veterinarian Max Flockerzie’s name. (Max was a Lakewood Rotarian from 1776 to 2000 – or thereabouts!)
PP Bob Zawilski took pictures, PP John Lowney took money, another fellow Navigator, PP Ole took notes. Steilacoom Mayor and Kiwanian Dick Muri was introduced. He wasn’t there but he was introduced. Zoomers were welcomed: Carole Wier, David Swindale, PP Joe and Eric Quinn and PP Ralph Lockhart. Purple recycling bins and Dolly Parton are all part of a nefarious plot to inhabit libraries with some competition for memberships and stuff. (The foregoing is an example of journalistic compaction – done whenever one can smoosh two topics of prose together into one. A very effective prose technique for prose thingys.)
PP Rick Selden won the drawing recently. He wasn’t present so he delegated his winningness to Steve Mazoff. Proving his generosity, Rick agreed to sharing his largesse with Steve. Of course, there were certain legal fees involved, processing costs, discounts, tattoos, pricing, etc. Steve walked out with $5. Not a bad day for a lawyer! Rick took home $694!
Important Dates
Greg Rediske noted birthdays, wedding anniversaries and club anniversaries. Perhaps Bob Cammarano won the age race at about 93. The Montgomerys may have won the wedding anniversary race with 54 years. The birthday folks were called to the front of the room to explain the significance of 1991, the Macarena, and Cheers. Your guess is as good as mine. Although I do think it is strange: the actor who played Chandler in Friends died this past week while at the same time the comedy series Cheers was reborn, and the World Wide Web has devolved into artificial intelligence. In my opinion, most of what is seen on TV and certainly from Congress, doesn’t amount to intelligence, artificial or otherwise!
A Rotary Minute
PP John Magnuson recounted a Rotary Minute in his life. It began in 1952 in Edmonds with a new Rotary Charter to which his father was a member. A Rotary Youth Month introduced John to the Four Way Test and community leaders. Then fast forward to 1975 when Fife-Milton chartered a club and then John moved to Lakewood thanks to the friendship of PP Paul Reeder. In about 48 years of Rotary the most important accomplishment John has witnessed is the International Baccalaureate Program in Clover Park Schools. The benefits will pay dividends over many years.
Rotary On Tap was touted by Linda Disney. El Toro is the place and 5:30 is the time and next Thursday is the day! PP Gayle Selden announced a Break-Bag delivery day November 13, 9:00 AM. No sign-up necessary, just show-up. By the time you read this, Woodstick will be in the history books. Many thanks to PP Chris Kimball, the once again organizer for this fun event benefitting Coffee Oasis.
Candy jar donations by PP Rose Stevens, PP Scott Buser, Bob Martin and Brandy Paxton enriched President Mary’s retirement fund! Rose was honored as a board member since 2011 of The Rose International Fund for Children (TRIFC), a non-profit that benefits disadvantaged people and people living with disabilities.
The Program
Jan Gee introduced member Brandy Paxton from Humana who is a purveyor of insurance services including health programs dealing with Medicare – the subject of the day. Brandy mentioned her family; husband Jason and 2 sons, one of whom turned 17. Brandy exhibited her generosity with a donation to Mary’s Sugar Bowl as well as mentioning being a Scout Leader. (That elevates her stature in my eyes as a former Boy Scout. I don’t really care if you don’t like that; I loved scouting! I didn’t mention it during my Rotary Minute, but my Scout Leader was Phil Smart; automobile dealer, Scout Leader and benefactor to Children’s Orthopedic Hospital, author of The Third Eight. He was a devoted Rotarian and Charter Member of Edmonds Rotary.)
I took almost two pages of notes about Medicare. Much of my note-taking involved abbreviations and acronyms. There’s Parts A, B, C and D. There’s HMO’s and PPO’s. There’s Tiers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. And if that isn’t enough to bring you to tears, there are Formularies, Deductibles, Co-pays, Supplemental Plans, Advantage Plans, Savings Plans and Medicaid. Of course, Brandy made it so straightforward and understandable as is possible. I did feel a little sorry for our members of Norwegian descent. Do you know why it is referred to as a Norwegian descent?
Editors-in-Chief Horn and Paula urge accuracy from Da Bull reporters. I hesitate to report what I wrote just in case my computer makes an error. Instead, go to www.medicare.gov , login and begin a fruitful search. Explore programs, eligibility, limits, coverage options, for both health and drug plans. Learn so much more. As a Medicare recipient for 18 years, I can vouch for its efficacy, but not necessarily ease of navigation. Process simplicity is a bit of an oxymoron, but it is something you MUST learn.
Thank you, Brandy, for opening a window into the bewildering world of government health care.
Breaking News: Assistant Governor Bill Potter announces that the Bike Build will be Saturday November 18th, 9:00 to 1:30. LeMay Pierce County Shop, 4107 192nd St. East, Tacoma, 98446. Questions? Call Bill 253 732 9001.
Donnnn Irwin won $5 in the drawing. A pattern is developing here.
RIP Brother Dave.
Who Reads This Stuff?
Ole
The Right Way to Learn to Write
It all started as it should, right at 12:30PM, as President Mary Horn (PMH) rang her bell and brought us all to attention so that Scott Buser could invoke us to ask for peace, safety and protection – especially for the hostages in Gaza and for those affected by the terrible happening in Maine. Phil Eng led us in the Pledge.
Leon Titus was at the Paul Harris desk while Mark Edgecomb was multitasking as the raffle and visiting Rotarians guy AND being the Sgt. at Arms person as well.
The Dream Team - Rob Erb, Wynn Hoffman, James Osundwa and Tom George set the electronics up for the meeting.
John Lowney was Cookie Jar Tender (fine collector) and was forced to contribute to said jar due to his stay in Cabo San Lucas – during a hurricane. John explained that he and his wife (Pam) consider their favorite place to be Cabo and they always go in October. I believe he said something about romance and other sentimental/gushy stuff that cause the Lowney’s to consider Cabo as their favorite place.
In 1904 the big news in NYC on Oct 27 was that the subway opened.
PMH asked the Puffins to stand up - four of them did. PMH also asked for guests of Rotarians to be introduced so Steve Mazoff stood to announce his wife, Ellen.
The “Zoomers” were then recognized – Carol Wier, Carl “Root Beer” Bronkema and John (Ole) Magnuson all had their smiley faces up on the screen.
Back in 1873 on this date, Joseph Glidden applied for a patent on his barbed wire design.
Gordy Quick and Greg Horn were recognized as Past District Governors while Tony Camoroda was acknowledged as District Governor Nominee (Ole, in case you don’t know what that is, it means that Tony is second in line as District Governor) and the always effervescent Assistant Governor, Bill Potter, was also recognized.
On October 27th in 1795 there was an extremely important event that took place – Pickney’s Treaty between the United States and Spain was signed. The treaty established the southern border of the United Staes and gave us the right to navigate the Mississippi River.
Wendy McGowan was called upon to give the Sunshine report. Wendy reported that Gordy Quick was in Las Vegas for the season and that he was undergoing blood tests and transfusion down in the desert. Gordy says hello to everyone.
Wendy also reported that Tom Sadler is in a facility and that the address is 3512 38th Ave NW, Gig Harbor WA 98335. Tom’s phone number is 253-820-3443. Tom’s wife, Sharon, said that Tom would welcome visitors but that a call should be placed to 253-313-5638 to make sure that he is available to be seen. (I believe that is the number for the facility that he is in, and they want to be sure that you don’t waste a trip to Gig Harbor to see him).
Steve Enquist stepped up the to mic to award Mark Edgecomb with his 7th Paul Harris award. I believe Jason Whalen earned one as well, but it could have been for Gael Whalen – not sure on that one. Steve also gave Tom George a replacement pin for one that he had received earlier that was broken.
Speaking of Tom George, he of the Youth Exchange program, Tom announced that he has worked with both the outbound students in the program and with some rebound (returning) students. He also previewed a new Youth Exchange Pin for District 5020.
Date line 10/27/1936 – Dupont announces “nylon”.
Announcements:
PMH plugged the Mary Bridge Children’s Foundation purple recycling bins program once again. PMH is very competitive and our club is way behind the Kiwanis club is Steilacoom – 33 to 20 - in buying the bins. They cost $200.00 a piece so she is looking for club members to pony up some bucks. (Otherwise, we may have to deal with the result of losing the competition…yikes!).
The World Affairs Seminar is coming up so get nominations in. This is a great opportunity for high school students to learn leadership skills. They will spend a week in beautiful Wisconsin.
Jan Gee – Trunk or Treat needs volunteers for October 31. Call her.
Wood Stick is November 11th at Clover Park HS and is supporting Oasis Coffee this year. Chris Kimball says he might need another couple of volunteers to help with parking cars.
Nourish of Pierce County is having a fund-raising auction on November 11th. Contact AG Bill Potter for more information.
In 1960 on October 27th Ben E. King recorded “Spanish Harlem’ and “Stand By Me” in NYC and in 2004 the Boston Red Sox won their first championship since 1918.
Community Concerns Committee Chair Jan Gee came forward to ask for motions, seconds, and votes for two grants – one for the LeMay Bike Build and the other for a Holiday Basket Ministry. Both grants were for $2,000. Both received motions, seconds and were passed. Once again, Lakewood Rotary gives back to the community!
PMH touted the new Lakewood Rotary edition of Stroll Magazine and mentioned that our own Steve Enquist got a two-page spread and Dwight Williams got a page as well.
Past President Jim Rooks came forward to announce nominations for our Board and officers. New Board members nominated were Linda Disney, Dwight Williams and Mark Herr. Greg Rediske was nominated for Secretary and John Lowney for Treasurer. Tom George was touted for President. There was a motion to accept the slate which was then seconded and approved. Congratulations to all and thank you in advance for your service to the club.
Cookie Jar Contributions:
Chris Kimball paid $20. for being in the top 20 in some car event that I didn’t get the name of. Thank you, Chris and congratulations.
PMH touted the Stroll magazine again and Steve Enquist paid $25.00.
PP Jim Rooks stood to let us know that PP Mark Edgecomb was inducted into the Simon Fraser Hall of Fame for his soccer prowess. Mark paid $40. Was that Canadian $$?
Tony Camoroda paid some money to congratulate all of the new board members and to mention that Tom George is the first President Elect announced during his upcoming tenure as DG.
AG Bill Potter announced that the LeMay Bike Build will be November 19th and that he is looking for some possible additional storage space.
Barb Spriggs introduced our speaker, Susanne Bacon.
Susanne Bacon is a bi-lingual, German-American author, journalist, and columnist
All of these colorful chapters in her life and a very positive, hope-inspired attitude influence her topics and her style of writing.
Susanne was born in Stuttgart, Germany, where she graduated with a double Master's degree in General and Comparative Science of Literature and in Linguistics from Stuttgart University.
She was a freelance journalist with a daily paper in her hometown, then with a trade magazine for which she would end up as the editor-in-chief for over a decade. During this time, she published two books of poetry and short stories in German.
Susanne immigrated to the U.S. in 2010, where she has been living with her husband in the South Puget Sound region in Washington State ever since.
In 2015, Susanne Bacon edited and translated her first, originally German novel, “Islands in the Storm”, a historical novel about the German occupation of the British Channel Islands in WW II. Immediately after its publication, she wrote and published her first American novel, “Delicate Dreams”, which would become the first in a series.
Her Suburban Times column “Home from Home”, comparing her former German life to her American experiences, turned into another book with the same title.
In 2021, Susanne created an spin-off from her Wycliff series, a romantic mystery based on the character of a military spouse.
Since 2015, Susanne Bacon has published twelve novels – the 13th is about to be published –, one book of short fiction, and one book of non-fiction; they can be found on Amazon. Her Suburban Times readers find her columns “Across the Fence” and “In the Book Nook with …” each and every Thursday and Friday on the internet.
You can also visit her website https://susannebaconauthor.com/ or her public author page on Facebook.
Susanne’s topic – How to Publish and be an Author.
Her presentation began with the notion that if you are going to write, you have to have a purpose. When she first started writing her purpose was to vent her emotions.
Her first job was as a freelance writer. Later she wrote trade manuals and advertorials. These jobs enabled her to build a network-personally and professionally.
In the United States she is not know as a journalist but as an author. She talked about different types of writing – as might be seen in the Suburban Times. Opinion pieces, editorial pieces, stories and announcements and critiques/entertainment reviews such as Past Rotary 8 President, Don Doman’s articles that show up in the Suburban Times.
She posed the question: How did I start out? Well, in 2017 the political climate was terrible, and angst was the disposition de jour so……she decided to just tell stories – until she ran out of them. Then she started her “Across the Fence” pieces.
She created a column to help authors market themselves.
Next year a new column will appear in the Suburban Times called “Lets Talk”. The purpose of which will be to stimulate conversation – civilly.
Susanne stated that through her writings she tries to inspire and that writing and publishing are easy to do. Just set aside 10 to 15 minutes to write every day.
Think about your message - what you want to say and how you want to deliver that message. Your delivery mechanism could be a novel, a poem, an essay and so on.
Susanne stated that the person who writes will be remembered.
She gave a couple of helpful hints: If you can’t come up with a first sentence then write a second one. If you can’t start with a beginning, then start in the middle or the end and work from there.
The helpful hint I liked the best was – you can’t edit a blank page so write something. (With that I will send this on to our publisher!).
The Foundation took in another $205 today!
Donnnnn Irwin won the raffle and drew a white chip worth $5.00.
Another Lakewood Rotary Club meeting adjourned.
Famous October 27th birthdays: Theodore Roosevelt, Emily Post, Dylan Thomas, Nanette Fabray, Roy Lichtenstein, H.R. Halderman, John Cleese, Lee Greenwood and Donald Trump’s ex Marla Maples.
Rocking'[the Mic Like a Vandal. . .
Rockin’ the Mic Like a Vandal…
Steve Saalfield
When you’re the bulletin writer, you learn to “take care of business” before the meeting begins. So being a wise peddler of bull, I headed for the bathroom at 12:24pm to heed nature’s call. So imagine my surprise as I was about to open the bathroom door and heard President Mary (with the enthusiastic help of Kat’s son) ringing the dinner bell FIVE MINUTES EARLY. I told nature to “hold, please” and hightailed it back to the meeting. I’ll let our faithful Lakewood Rotarian readers decide if “working under pressure” was a wise decision on my part. And for those who were there, now you know why I kept my legs crossed for most of the meeting.